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[instrumental music]
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Ooh.
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- Perfect.
- What're you talking about?
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You didn't get anything in?
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I'm talking about
the way you hold me. Ahh!
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Why don't you teach me
some trick shots?
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- Stop.
- Come on, teach me..
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Boy, you crazy.
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Hey, Charmaine, you got
any,
uh, tips for me?
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Yeah, eat a salad
once in a while.
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[laughing]
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Charmaine, if we gotta catch
this plane we gotta hurry up.
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[mimicking Speedy Gonzales]
Andale! Epa! Epa! Epa!
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A plane?
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Sounds like
he's getting serious to
me.
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Could this be
the future Mrs. Williams?
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Hmm,
only if she marryin' Billy
Dee.
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I ain't thinking
about marriage,
kid.
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That's far away.
Alright, I gotta
go.
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Alright, kid! Alright!
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- What a sweet girl, man.
- Yeah.
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It's nice to see Marlon
with someone like that.
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Yup.
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Five bucks that says
it won't last a week.
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- I'll cover that.
- Yeah, I'll take that.
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy
and we're singing ♪
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♪ And we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.
Beautiful, guys.'
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'Dynamite, that's..'
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[instrumental music]
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- Yeah, ha ha!
- Oh, man!
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That's the winning shot, boy!
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- You owe me 20 bucks, Shawn.
- Alright, alright.
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I gotta get some money out
of the ATM machine first.
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That was funny, man.
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You! That's my seat.
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Come on, baby.
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Yo, man, who's that?
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That's Shank!
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Oh, he's a bad mamma-jamma.
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He's been in and out of prison
since the '70s.
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He once served time
for burning down his own
school.
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Hoo, that's pretty bad.
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Yeah...he was only
in kindergarten.
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I gave him the matches.
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I wonder if he still
remembers me.
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Shay-Shank!
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My posse! Wassup, my brother!
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Say, gimme five
on the black hand side.
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Come on.
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[gibberish]
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What's happening, brotha?
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Y-you remember me?
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How can I forget that breath?
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Right.
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I did not mean
to offend you, Shank.
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I'll go brush
my teeth right now.
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Man, we've been tryin'
to get him to do--
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Who got next?
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I do.
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I really would love to play
on my favorite pool table.
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Well, I guess
you would really like
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to wait your turn, partner!
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Part-ner! Ha ha.
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Oh, really?
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Uh-uh-uh,
on-on second thought
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I-I'll get the rack.
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- Gimme that stick, boy.
- Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Shank.
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Chalked it up and everything.
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Come on,
tenderloin,
put your money up.
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What money?
What're you talking about?
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Sweet thing, you look
like a gambling man.
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I bet you a $100
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I can knock in every ball..
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...with one shot.
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Oh, man, I'll put $200 on
that.
Hold on a second.
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Yeah, boy, lemme see.
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One, two, three
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four, five..
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...six.
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It's all there. Trust me.
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Right.
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I won.
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Yes! Yes! He-he won!
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Won?
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Oh, no, no, brother.
You didn't win, I-I won.
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Y-you didn't knock any ball--
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Girls!
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You see any
balls
on this table?
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- No.
- No.
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- Yo, Grape Ape!
- Huh?
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You see any balls on this table?
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Where? I don't see nothin'.
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Come on, babies..
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...let's go get a facial.
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- Facial?
- Shut up..
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Now, where's a brother that dark
gonna get a facial? Jiffy Lube?
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You mean an oil change.
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Brother look
like Nesley
Snipes.
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Brother's so dark,
he look like a struck
match.
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Oh, man, you what,
you know, I-I..
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Urgh, man,
I'm mad at
myself.
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I should've-I should've
punched
him right in the face, man.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Yeah, I'd put my
foot
so far up in his..
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We gotta catch him
from the--
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You know when Michael Jackson
do that kick?
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Up in his.
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I put my foot so far up in his..
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I put my foot so...far..
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You forgot to give me
20 more dollars.
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It's right there.
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Yes, Mr. Shank.
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[instrumental music]
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Thank you.
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So anyway, pop.
Shank crushed one of my
balls.
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We still talking
about pool, right?
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You know what else he did?
He cheated me out of $200.
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And he had these
two big buff girls
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trying to intimidate me.
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You gotta stop being a punk.
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See, when you pretty like us
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you always gotta deal
with those player haters.
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Learn to stand your ground.
I don't take no stuff.
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Come on, pop.
Ma punks you all the time.
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Hey, pop!
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I wanna introduce you
to my new girlfriend.
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Charmaine, that'spapito.
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- Hey, Pops.
- Hey.
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Marlon has told me
so much about you.
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You're wrong, Marlon,
he doesn't look like a frog.
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She's so cute. Mwah!
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Well, let me be the first to
say, you're the prettiest
woman
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Marlon has brought home.
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He's not holding you
against your will, is he?
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- No.
- No, pop, not this one.
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This one is serious.
I met her in acting class.
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She thought I had skills.
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- She liked my acting too.
- Stop it.
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- You know I got skills,
girl.
- Stop.
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It's a pleasure meeting you,
Charmaine.
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- You too.
- Hey, hey, ah..
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Uh, uh, pop,
pop.
Please..
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...don't squeeze
the Charmaine, brother.
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Uh-oh, there he is, Marlon.
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Come here,
don't look over there.
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Don't make eye contact.
Look straight.
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(Charmaine)
Hey, what're you doing here?
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Hey, Charmaine. Hmm.
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Hey, what you doing
slobbing on my girl?
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No, this is my brother Oliver.
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Oh, slob on.
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I told you in the
street
my name is Shank.
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- Will you stop with that?
- Shank!
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It's Oliver.
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You mean to tell me that
Nat King Charcoal
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is her brother?
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Yeah.
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She told me he's pretty cool.
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He ain't cool.
He's a crook.
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I heard he's been on
"Cops" so many times
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he's up for an Emmy.
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Shank, this is Marlon.
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Hey, wassup, baby?
How you feeling?
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- Wassup, Mar--
- Word up, baby.
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[indistinct]
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How you feeling, baby?
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So you dating my
sister,
huh, Marlon?
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You damn skippy,
black in the hat.
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It's a damn skippy,
huh?
Damn skippy.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Damn skippy.
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I hope you treatin' her well.
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Well, actually,
she's treating me.
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I ain't got no money.
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He's alright by
me.
I like Marlon.
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You know what? I'm gonna do
something for you. Here.
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Go a hundred
dollars,
my brother.
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You monsters have
a good time
tonight.
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- Thank you.
- She's my baby, now.
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Hey, thank you.
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Appreciate it, man. Thanks.
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Wow, Shawn never
give me money like this.
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You're cool brother.
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So you're a
little
paper-boy, huh?
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A businessman like yourself
can use some added
protection.
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All this news
spread
around here
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is real
combustible,
my brother.
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Are you trying to muscle me?
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No, man, no.
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I just want 20% of all receipts.
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And, uh..
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...one of these
super combs right here.
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Look here, brother.
This ain't the pool hall.
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You get broken in half
messing with me.
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Ooh! You little feisty, huh?
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Dawn and Tracey..
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00:09:20,283 --> 00:09:22,833
...go around there
and close the deal.
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Come on, Tonya Harding,
I'll break both of your knees.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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[whimpering]
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Pops!
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Cuckoo!
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What's going on here?
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Somebody sat
trippin' up in here?
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Huh? You sat trippin'?
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Westsi-i-ide!
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Thanks for trying, pop.
Told you she was strong.
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Sure is.
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But if I was
20 years younger..
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You'd still get
your behind kicked.
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I just can't believe
you let that man
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punk you out of 20%
of your business.
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Hey, Pops.
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Thank you
for the free lunch, man.
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00:10:02,233 --> 00:10:05,273
No problem, Mr. Shank, sir.
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00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:08,170
See, I'm nice to him,
that's why he only take 15%.
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00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:12,330
Hey, Pops, what happened?
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00:10:12,366 --> 00:10:15,496
Dee, you the man
we've been looking for.
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00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:19,373
- I mean woman.
- Hey, Dee.
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00:10:20,366 --> 00:10:22,296
See that guy over there? No!
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00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:25,353
- That's Shank.
- Uh-huh.
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00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,500
And-and he-he just
got out of jail
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and he's been trying to muscle
his way in our business.
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00:10:30,233 --> 00:10:33,183
He had his women
beat us up.
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00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:34,226
- His women?
- Yes.
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It must've been 10 of 'em or 20.
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- Hit me upside of my head.
- Uh-uh.
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I'm not gonna let that go
down
in this building.
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Excuse me!
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I hear you've been
putting the squeeze
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on some of the tenants
in this building?
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Baby girl, I'd love to
put
the squeeze on you.
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You'd better stop that.
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00:10:59,266 --> 00:11:01,366
No, no, no,
I mean it.
238
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,130
Everybody can't
wear
polyester like us.
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00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:06,283
Look at you.
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00:11:06,316 --> 00:11:09,216
You're tall, thick.
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00:11:10,283 --> 00:11:12,233
- Voluptuous.
- Mm-hmm.
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00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:14,296
Hmm, my dream woman.
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00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,833
[laughing]
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00:11:16,116 --> 00:11:19,226
So, uh, what you wanna
talk
to me about, babe?
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00:11:19,266 --> 00:11:22,096
I don't know, I guess it
wasn't that important.
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00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:28,150
- I'm keepin' my eye on you.
- Is that right?
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00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:32,383
- Likewise.
- Alright.
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00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,150
Alright.
249
00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:38,330
Thanks a lot, Dee. I know
we can always count on you.
250
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,096
Hey, peoples!
251
00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:43,373
Tell you what. Come here.
"Hey, peoples!" Come over here.
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00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,300
- What's happening?
- You know what's happening?
253
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,173
Your friend Shank
is putting the muscle
254
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,100
on Shawn and I for a piece
of our business.
255
00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:51,223
- Shank is muscling you?
- Marlon! Shut up.
256
00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:53,500
What?
257
00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:54,320
Come on, man.
Y'all
trippin'.
258
00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:57,220
My big homie Shank?
Man, y'all trippin'.
259
00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,330
Shank ain't like
that,
I'll prove it.
260
00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:02,120
- Hey, yo, Shank.
- Hey, Marlon, man.
261
00:12:02,150 --> 00:12:04,000
- What's happening, man?
- Tell me, man.
262
00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:05,660
- Good, good.
- Alright.
263
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,160
Hey, man,
my brother and my father say
264
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,330
you trying to muscle in
on their business.
265
00:12:10,216 --> 00:12:12,496
No, man, no, no.
266
00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:15,130
Look, I tried to share some
business advice with them.
267
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:18,996
And sometimes, I might come on
a little bit too strong.
268
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,160
I apologize for that, fellas.
269
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,370
See? Now, that's what I thought.
270
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,130
You know, a brother do
a little bit of time
271
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,366
people don't wanna get up
off his back!
272
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,200
Marlon, you did some time?
273
00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:35,373
Hell, yeah!
Detention, fool!
274
00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:39,230
P.S. 193!
275
00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:43,366
- Let me talk to you, Marlon.
- No problem, baby.
276
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,180
Oh, Marlon, Marlon.
277
00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:50,326
You know what?
278
00:12:50,366 --> 00:12:52,826
Charmaine got in
kinda late last
night.
279
00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:53,166
What?
280
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,280
Eight o'clock this
morning
to be exact.
281
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,826
Get thehuh
282
00:12:57,116 --> 00:12:59,326
Thehuh
283
00:12:59,366 --> 00:13:01,146
You know what, man, um..
284
00:13:01,183 --> 00:13:04,223
...I thought you were all
just gonna play Monopoly.
285
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,660
Oh, yeah, we did.
286
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,270
You know what happened?
She landed on my property.
287
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,100
She had no funds to pay me,
so you know
288
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:12,003
we had to work a little
somethin', somethin' now.
289
00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:14,320
Little somethin', somethin'.
Little somethin', somethin'.
290
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:16,330
[laughing]
291
00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:20,273
Come on, Marlon,
you can tell me,
man.
292
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,160
Come on, you tell me.
293
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,330
I was young once.
Come on, tell me,
man.
294
00:13:24,366 --> 00:13:27,826
Huh, did you a.. Eh?
295
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:30,130
Eh? Did youuh-huh?
296
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:32,176
- Yeah,uh-huh.
- Yeah, youuh-huh.
297
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,000
Yeah, I tapped it.
298
00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:36,350
Boy, I broke her off!
299
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,503
[laughing]
300
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:39,270
Wo-oo!
301
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:42,830
I had her all up on
[indistinct], boy.
302
00:13:42,116 --> 00:13:43,216
We were standing up.
303
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,000
Wo-oo!
304
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,163
Ho-oo!
305
00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:49,316
Hoo..
306
00:13:50,283 --> 00:13:53,223
You-you ain't mad, are you?
307
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,380
- No, Marl, I ain't mad.
- Oh, man. Phew.
308
00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,380
How can I be mad
at my future
brother-in-law?
309
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,370
Brother-in-law?
310
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,170
[mimicking Arnold Jackson]
"Wha'choo talkin'
'bout, Willis?"
311
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,230
I'm talking
about
your wedding..
312
00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:08,166
...to my sister.
313
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,100
- Y'all getting married.
- But..
314
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:13,123
[instrumental music]
315
00:14:18,266 --> 00:14:20,096
(Marlon)
Oh, wait, wait,
wait.
316
00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:22,203
Oh, sorry, I didn't
mean
to touch your shaft
jacket.
317
00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:24,283
Urgh.
318
00:14:24,316 --> 00:14:28,146
What exactly did you mean by
getting married to your
sister?
319
00:14:28,183 --> 00:14:29,373
She was pure when you met her.
320
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,220
You didn't think you just
gonna
hit it and quit it, did ya?
321
00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:35,133
Yeah.
322
00:14:36,216 --> 00:14:38,276
Look here, man,
you getting married..
323
00:14:38,316 --> 00:14:39,326
...to my sister.
324
00:14:39,366 --> 00:14:41,826
You gonna be a good husband.
325
00:14:41,116 --> 00:14:43,246
And you gonna provide
for my sister.
326
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:47,003
And you gonna give me
some nieces and nephews.
327
00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:48,250
Yeah, well, we'll just
see
what your sister
328
00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:49,373
gotta say about all this.
329
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,330
Hold up. Let me tell you
something right now.
330
00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:53,176
My sister know nothin'
about the arrangement
331
00:14:53,216 --> 00:14:54,246
between you and I.
332
00:14:54,283 --> 00:14:56,833
As far as she's concerned
333
00:14:56,116 --> 00:14:58,316
you gonna marry her
because you love her.
334
00:14:58,350 --> 00:15:00,230
Yeah, well, what if I tell you
335
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,126
I don't feel like doing it?
336
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,146
What you gonna do then?
What? What? What?
337
00:15:04,183 --> 00:15:06,253
What? What? What?
What? What? What?
338
00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:08,183
What? What? What?
What? What? What?
339
00:15:08,216 --> 00:15:10,266
What? Wh-wh-what?
340
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:13,150
Let me tell you somethin'.
341
00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:15,373
I'm not just gonna
hurt you, Marlon..
342
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,200
...I'm gonna take
your brother down.
343
00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:20,153
And your cock-eyed daddy.
344
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,200
You understand me?
345
00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:25,383
- Huh?
- Hey, guys!
346
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,270
Hey, baby girl.
347
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,330
- How you doing?
- Good. Mm.
348
00:15:29,366 --> 00:15:32,226
I'm just sitting here
talking to your fiance.
349
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,326
- Fiance?
- That's right.
350
00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:37,660
Marlon just asked me
for your hand in marriage.
351
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,270
Didn't you, Marlon?
352
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:41,230
Um...yeah.
353
00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:42,346
- Yeah, I did.
- Really?
354
00:15:42,383 --> 00:15:45,273
- Yeah.
- Marlon, this is so sudden.
355
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:46,350
I know, it's..
356
00:15:46,383 --> 00:15:49,663
...your brother just..
357
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:52,250
...helped me to realize
how much I really love
you.
358
00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:54,303
Well, I always imagined
when someone proposed
359
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,253
that they'd do
it
on one knee.
360
00:15:56,283 --> 00:15:57,383
You hear that, Marlon?
361
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,830
She wants you
to get down on one knee.
362
00:16:00,116 --> 00:16:02,826
Oh, you know,
I got bad knees like
O.J.
363
00:16:02,116 --> 00:16:04,146
She wants you to get down..
364
00:16:04,183 --> 00:16:06,203
Then again,
when love's in the air
365
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:09,153
you know, who cares
about bad knees.
366
00:16:09,183 --> 00:16:12,663
Ah, you know what?
I don't have a ring!
367
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,350
- Well, wedding's off!
- Don't worry about it,
Marlon.
368
00:16:13,383 --> 00:16:15,153
Don't worry about it.
369
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,103
Use one of mine.
370
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:24,320
Charmaine, will you..
371
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,230
Yes! Yes!
372
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:31,830
[instrumental music]
373
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,276
Excuse me and move.
Thank you.
374
00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:35,826
Where you been, Marl?
375
00:16:35,116 --> 00:16:36,366
Shank took me
shopping for my tux
376
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,250
at the Polyester Palace.
377
00:16:38,283 --> 00:16:42,303
Oh, now that's my place.
378
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:46,153
Buy one of those $45 suits
you get a free white belt.
379
00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:48,230
I know.
380
00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:49,346
Now, son, listen to me.
381
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,383
I don't care
how big of a bully he is
382
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,230
you don't have
to go through with all this.
383
00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:55,296
Pop, Shank said
if I don't marry
Charmaine
384
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:58,163
he's gonna burn down the
diner
and the newsstand
385
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,130
and put both of
y'all
in the hospital.
386
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,326
Well, congratulations.
387
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,280
[organ music]
388
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,330
- 'No!'
- Come on, man.
389
00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:14,383
- I don't want to!
- Stop it, man.
390
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,380
[sobbing]
391
00:17:21,383 --> 00:17:23,383
Look at yourself, man.
392
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:27,326
How do I look?
393
00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,830
You look like
a well-dressed booger.
394
00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:33,126
Feel like I just
escaped
from the '70s
395
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:37,300
Look on the bright side,
Marlon looks radiant.
396
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,383
Marlon!
397
00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:44,320
That Shank is a low
down
dirty dog.
398
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:46,220
But I can say one
thing,
the boy sure know
399
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,220
how to wrap a
pig
in a blanket.
400
00:17:49,216 --> 00:17:51,196
[music continues]
401
00:17:59,316 --> 00:18:02,146
They let anybody wear
white nowadays, huh?
402
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,203
Let's get this started.
403
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:07,173
I told my wife, I was just
404
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,130
running down to
the liquor store.
405
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,276
[cell phone beeping]
406
00:18:10,316 --> 00:18:12,996
Ah, that's her now.
407
00:18:13,330 --> 00:18:16,230
Uh, mama gots to have
her gin and juice.
408
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,370
Get on with the ceremony,
Orange Fox.
409
00:18:22,183 --> 00:18:25,273
Alright, let's cut to the chase.
410
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:29,130
Is there any reason why..
411
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:33,826
...these two should
not be hooked up?
412
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,220
Say it now..
413
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:39,370
...or we don't want to
hear about it later.
414
00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:42,266
[coughing]
415
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,380
Yes. Yes, pop.
416
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,130
I knew you wouldn't let me
down,
baby. I knew it!
417
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:49,656
Cocktail weenie
got stuck in my throat.
418
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:52,120
Mighty tasty though,
Mr. Shank, sir.
419
00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:56,130
Alright, if there
are no more interruptions..
420
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:57,300
Oh.
421
00:18:57,333 --> 00:19:00,333
...by the power..
422
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,180
...invested in me..
423
00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:04,226
Wait a minute.
424
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:07,146
Marlon, you don't have to marry
anybody you don't wanna marry.
425
00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:12,000
- Yeah!
- What you think you doing,
boy?
426
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:14,130
Something I should have done
a long time ago.
427
00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:15,996
I'm sticking up
for my little brother.
428
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,350
- Oh.
- Yeah!
429
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,373
Is that right, big man?
430
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,170
Simone, lock the door,
hand me my razor.
431
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,350
[screaming]
Shawn, he's gonna kill
you!
432
00:19:27,183 --> 00:19:30,103
Wait! Wait!
What is going on here?
433
00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:32,163
I'm tired of running.
434
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,170
That's exactly what
he wants us to do.
435
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,320
Look, Marlon, I always had
your back all my life, kid.
436
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:40,300
Besides,
nobody bosses you around.
437
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:43,833
- Except me.
- Yeah!
438
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:46,826
Well, if that's the way
you feel..
439
00:19:46,116 --> 00:19:47,196
...I just have to cut you.
440
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:48,353
- Wassup!
- 'No. Uh-huh.'
441
00:19:48,383 --> 00:19:50,183
Wait, wait a minute,
you cut him
442
00:19:50,216 --> 00:19:51,366
you gonna have to cut me too.
443
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,100
Everybody, now, just hold it.
444
00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:57,663
Nobody gonna cut nobody
as long as I'm here, okay?
445
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,300
Now, Shoog Midnight.
446
00:20:02,116 --> 00:20:04,216
You ain't gonna bully my
brother
into marrying your sister
447
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,370
no matter what you
threaten us with.
448
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,200
Is that right?
449
00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:09,323
Marlon, you're just marrying me
450
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:12,200
because you're
scared
of my brother?
451
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:16,300
No, I'm marrying you because..
452
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,273
...I love you so much.
453
00:20:20,183 --> 00:20:22,383
Come on, kid,
we got your back.
454
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,220
Alright, alright.
455
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,250
Look, Charmaine, I like you..
456
00:20:28,283 --> 00:20:30,283
...I don't wanna marry you.
457
00:20:32,266 --> 00:20:34,116
Oliver Bartholomew Jackson
458
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,200
I can't believe
you
did this to me.
459
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:39,333
Girl, who you think
you talking to like that,
woman?
460
00:20:39,366 --> 00:20:42,996
You don't talk to me like
that.
I'm Shank!
461
00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:46,183
Nobody talks to me like that!
462
00:20:46,216 --> 00:20:48,296
Boy, please,
you still wet the bed.
463
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,330
- I knew it. I knew it!
- I don't know what it was.
464
00:20:53,366 --> 00:20:56,126
I got a bladder problem.
I got a bladder problem.
465
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,226
I got a bladder problem.
I got a bladder problem.
466
00:20:58,266 --> 00:21:00,826
You know, you have been
running my life
467
00:21:00,116 --> 00:21:02,126
ever since I was a kid
and I'm tired of it.
468
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:04,116
Hey! I'm protecting your honor.
469
00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:07,500
How can forcing someone
to marry me be protecting me?
470
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:11,203
This is all wrong.
I'm not marrying Marlon.
471
00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:12,373
And you're not gonna do
anything about it.
472
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,250
In fact, I'm telling mama
you got a knife.
473
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,333
Why you gotta go tell mama?
474
00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:23,150
You know she got
high blood pressure
475
00:21:23,183 --> 00:21:24,273
she shouldn't be bothered
with this mess.
476
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,120
Oh, no!
477
00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:28,120
Oh, no. You Shank!
478
00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:30,330
Come on.
479
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:33,276
- Marlon, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
480
00:21:33,316 --> 00:21:35,166
- Boy, you better move.
- You gonna be tellin' mama?
481
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,300
- Move.
- 'She got high BP..'
482
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:41,203
- Where's my sugar, girl?
- Boy, you crazy.
483
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,833
Get on, girl.
484
00:21:47,330 --> 00:21:48,300
Hey, kid.
Good looking out,
baby.
485
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:50,153
- You know I represent.
- Appreciate that.
486
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,833
I was just about
to hurt him too.
487
00:21:54,383 --> 00:21:56,503
Now, let me do my part.
488
00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:58,300
Marlon, I give you
$20 for that suit.
489
00:22:00,183 --> 00:22:03,203
Oh, no, no, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! $20!
490
00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:07,283
Umph, hmm. I give you $22.50
just for the pants.
491
00:22:07,316 --> 00:22:09,266
- $23.
- $23.50.
492
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,330
[speaking rapidly
like an auctioneer]
493
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,000
- $24.
- Wait, wait. Wait a minute.
494
00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:17,830
Did I hear something
from Chris Rock over here?
495
00:22:20,233 --> 00:22:22,173
You're a genius, man.
496
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,660
Come on, man.
497
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,150
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon. Say cheese!
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