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[instrumental music]
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Alright, y'all. Yo, yo, yo!
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Here he comes, here he comes,
here he comes. Hide.
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- 'Hide.'
- 'Okay.'
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Come on, everybody. Come on,
listen. Come on, everybody
hide.
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If pop sees more
than three
customers
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he's gonna know
something's up. Come
on.
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Hey, what sorta dumbass
hiding place is that?
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Get your.. Come on.
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Get your ass behind that thing.
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And what're you doin', stupid?
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Well, boys, I did it. Signed
my new lease on the diner.
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Ah, well, pop.
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I guess we only have one
thing to say about that.
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(all)
Surprise!
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[cheering]
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[Pops gasping]
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Hey, hey, pop?
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Pop? What? Yo, pop.
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Come on, say somethin'.
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- Pop.
- Say something, pop.
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[gasping]
Surprise!
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[laughing]
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[theme music]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy
and we're singing ♪
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♪ And we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪
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(male narrator)Alright, cut and print.
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Beautiful, guys.
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'Dynamite. Dy-uh.'
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♪ Girl what you got
goin' on tonight? ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Girl what you got
going on tonight? ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ I got something.. ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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(male #1)
'Well, I would like to, uh'
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propose a toast to Pops,
my favorite tenant.
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- And a good friend.
- Alright, Pops!
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He-he.
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[applause]
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Thank you, Jim.
That means a
lot.
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Of course, a month of free
rent
would mean a whole lot more.
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[laughing]
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Free rent, that is a laugh.
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You know, Trish,
Pops and I, we goway
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Yeah.
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These boys were
like
my little pet pups
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when I started the diner.
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And look how they've grown.
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[Trish chuckles]
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It's easy to see
where they get their good
looks.
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See, now...he's a chip
off the old block.
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Hey, what about me?
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You take after
your mother's side
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of the family, son.
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You know, Pops, your kids
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they remind me
of us at their age.
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Two young men with their whole
lives in front of 'em
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strugglin' to make
it on their own.
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I believe Shawn
has an
anniversary
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of his own, next week.
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Isn't that when
your lease is
up?
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- Yeah, how did you know?
- Oh.
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I keep my eye on
everything
in this building.
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I tell you, Jim, you helped me
to become the successful man
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of distinction
that I am today.
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[chuckles]
Oh, look here. Damn.
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I'm outta Thunderbird.
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[Pops laughs]
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Jim loves giving advice.
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I know.
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Why don't you two
guys come up for dinner
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tomorrow night to the penthouse?
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Hey, that's a great idea.
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And we can scrap on
the old feedbag
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and map out your road to riches.
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Hey, if it's free,
it's alright with me.
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[Jim laughs]
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Oh, this will be so much fun.
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An intimate little
dinner.
Just the four of us.
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[chuckles]
Yeah, u-um, that sounds great,
but, um, me and Marlon ain't
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gonna be able to go coz we're
gonna be busy tomorrow night.
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No, we're not.
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- Ow!
- Yes, we are..
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Remember we have that big thing?
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I don't have no big thing.
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Oh, well, I do, but..
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[clears throat]
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...I ain't got no plans though.
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Shawn...I won't
take
no for an answer.
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That's my Trish.
She always gets what she wants.
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Yes, I do.
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So, see you tomorrow
night around eightish?
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Cool-ish. Ha.
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We better go, Jim,
we'll be late for Pavarotti.
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Oh, yeah. You guys get goin'.
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Those noodles stick
together when they get
cold.
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[laughs]
There he goes
again.
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- Congratulations, Pops.
- Thank you.
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I'll see you tomorrow night.
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(Jim)
'Geoffrey!
Bring the car around front!'
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[instrumental music]
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Come on, Marlon, help me
with some of this stuff, man.
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Oh, pish tosh.
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You know, now that I'm having
dinner with millionaires
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I'm...above that, uh..
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[clears throat]
...menial labor.
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Boy, you gonna wind up
on the unemployment line.
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Then again, I could use
that four and a quarter
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for tips and thing.
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You know, G, I don't think
I'm goin' to this party
tonight.
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Why not? Hey, look,
kid.
It's a free meal.
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All we got at home
is Captain Crunch and hot
sauce.
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I don't care. I don't feel
comfortable about goin'.
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Look, Shawn. I know you're
not as classy as me, okay?
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But just remember,
small fork is for the
salad
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keep your pinky up and if
you
got somethin' in your nose
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don't pick until they're
sayin'
grace. See. Watch here. Amen.
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I'm not talkin'
about that...pig.
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I'm talkin' about
Ms. Neidermeyer.
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- What about her?
- You seen her, man.
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She was all over me.
That lady's a freak.
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Oh, come on, man.
You trippin'. Let's be
real.
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What would a lady
with millions of dollars
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want with a broke
behind paperboy like you?
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I have no idea.
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All I know if she
got
any closer to me
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she'd be chewing my gum.
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That is so conceited. You
think
everybody comin' on to you.
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No, I don't.
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Okay, what about
that lady
yesterday?
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- Oh, well, hey, you know--
- Mm-hmm.
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- She wouldn't leave me alone.
- Mm-hmm.
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You gave her back
the wrong change.
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Don't you see through that, man?
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See, her mouth was sayin',
"I gave you a 20."
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But her eyes was sayin',
"Break me off, sonny."
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Here you go, boys.
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- Thank you kindly.
- Uh, thank you, father.
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You boys ready
for your big dinner
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at the Neidermeyers' tonight?
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Uh, pop, I don't,
I don't think I'mma go.
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What you mean you're not goin'?
Of course you goin'.
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Not only is this a good
business opportunity
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but the man has been a friend
of the family for years.
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I won't have you offending him.
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Pop, he'll be even more offended
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if he catches me
knockin' boots with his
wife.
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Son. What have you done?
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I ain't done nothing.
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Yet.
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Pops, it's her, man.
It's all her.
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She can't keep
her hands off me.
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But that's just her way, I mean
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she's a touchy feely type.
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She keeps pattin' me on my butt.
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Well, I'm sure
it was a friendly pat.
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Basketball players
do it all the time.
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Shoot, Dennis Rodman
grabbed a handful.
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That don't stop him from having
dinner with the team. He he he.
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Hope he washed his hands first.
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So you really think
it's my imagination,
pop?
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Trust me. I know Trish.
She does it with everybody.
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Well, she didn't do it to me.
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You don't have enough to grab.
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(Marlon)
'Whoo-wee! Ms. Neidermeyer.'
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Ion.
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Well, I'm glad you liked
the beef bourguignon.
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Is that what that was?
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And here I thought
it was some Denimore
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with a shot of Night Train.
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I gotta tell you, Trish, you..
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...you really outdid
yourself with that
meal.
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Oh, honey, I can't take
credit.
Helga did the cooking.
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You see? Look at that. That
woman ain't interested in you.
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She got everything
a woman wants.
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Man with money,
good looks, and power.
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Shoot, he lookin'
kinda good to me.
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True, true.
You right, you
right.
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As I always say
nothing caps off
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a fine meal better,
than a fine cigar.
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And as it happens, I have some
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wonderful Cubans
in the next room.
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Oh, well, tell 'em
to bring in some cigars.
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Mira! Eh, dame!Dame un cigarro!
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- Por favor!- Un cigarro.
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Wouldn't you swear it was Cuban?
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Hey, I didn't know
you guys were into African
art.
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Oh, yes.
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I love all things African.
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It touches
something...
deep inside me.
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Hey, Marlon.
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This looks like
your old girlfriend, Nadine.
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Marlon, could you
get me some shoes?
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My feet hurt.
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Man, you crazy?
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Nadine's mustache was
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much thicker than that.
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Here we go, gentlemen.
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From Castro's
private
collection.
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You mean, you broke
in that man's house
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and all you took
was some cigars?
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- Shawn?
- Hey, no thanks. I don't
smoke.
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I like white teeth.
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Ah, smart man.
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It's a nasty, expensive habit.
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Expensive and nasty? I'm in.
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[Jim chuckles]
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Thanks.
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The thing...
that I really like about
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smoking cigars...is the ritual.
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[sniffs]
Mmm.
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Delightfully robust.
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[sniffs]
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[coughs]
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This ain't nothin'
but a big old Newport.
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[gurgling]
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[Marlon coughs]
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- Real smooth, Marlon.
- Thank you.
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Tell me. Do you guys
like to hunt?
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Hey, well, you know,
I don't wanna brag or nothin'
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but I am pretty good
with a can of Raid.
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[laughs]
I got an idea.
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Why don't we go
into my game room
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and we can see
my gun collection.
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Word?
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Ey, you think
you can hook a brother up
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without that ten day
waiting period?
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- I got cash.
- Ah-ha.
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Wim-bum-pa.
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[both laughing]
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Shawn, you spilled
a little wine on your jacket.
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You boys run ahead,
Shawn'll join you in a minute.
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I better dab this out
before it gets set.
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Ey, you ever do
a drive-by in your limousine?
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Drop down, fool! Drop down!
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Drop down, fool! Plant yourself!
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Oh, wow.
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Yo-ho! Pfft!
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What's up?
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Oh, you tell me.
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Y-yo, hey, look. Ms.
Neidermeyer...I can't do
this.
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00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,180
You can't?
250
00:10:22,216 --> 00:10:23,326
I mean I can..
251
00:10:23,366 --> 00:10:26,316
...and I'm real good at
it...
but I won't.
252
00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:30,250
Don't try to fight it, Shawn.
Take me. Here.
253
00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:32,323
Take me, now.
254
00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:33,350
With your husband just a few
255
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,003
feet away in a room
full of guns?
256
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,220
Oh, yes! Isn't danger exciting?
257
00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:39,200
No, hell, no. Hey.
258
00:10:39,233 --> 00:10:41,173
Yo, look, Ms. Neidermeyer.
259
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,170
You are a very attractive
young
lady and on any other
260
00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,330
normal circumstances,
you would get the rug burn.
261
00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:52,156
But...but it just ain't right.
262
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,100
Not only are you married,
but you're married
263
00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:54,153
to a friend of my father's.
264
00:10:54,183 --> 00:10:56,353
You have muscles and morals?
265
00:10:56,383 --> 00:10:58,283
How do you expect me to resist?
266
00:10:58,316 --> 00:11:02,156
Stop, Ms. Neidermeyer. Look.
Look, Ms. Neidermeyer.
267
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,330
I don't mix business
with pleasure, okay?
268
00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:06,170
Now your husband holds
the lease to my newsstand.
269
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:10,330
Oh.
I hold your
lease.
270
00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,500
Hey, that's not my lease.
271
00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:15,320
Jimbo signed over the
building
to me when we got married.
272
00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:17,150
Now what would make him
do something like that?
273
00:11:17,183 --> 00:11:18,323
Well, that's what
I'm trying to give
you
274
00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:21,330
a chance to find out.
275
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:22,220
Look, Ms. Neidermeyer.
276
00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,230
[Shawn squealing]
277
00:11:26,183 --> 00:11:27,323
Stop it.
278
00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:31,323
Now, Ms. Neidermeyer.
No means no!
279
00:11:32,383 --> 00:11:36,233
Alright, fine.
Here's the bottom line.
280
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:40,383
My husband will be out
of town tomorrow night.
281
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,170
I expect you here by 8.
282
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:47,200
That is, if you want to,
uh...
stay in business.
283
00:11:47,233 --> 00:11:48,323
Man.
284
00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:51,150
Y'all should see all the stuff
he killed up in there.
285
00:11:51,183 --> 00:11:53,203
Ass all up on the walls.
286
00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:55,183
[Jim laughing]
287
00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:57,296
I do like to shoot things.
288
00:11:59,330 --> 00:12:01,380
- Bang!
- Oh, you got me..
289
00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:05,180
So...who's up for desert?
290
00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:14,320
[instrumental music]
291
00:12:25,383 --> 00:12:27,103
Damn man.
292
00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:28,133
(Marlon)
'Ow!'
293
00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:31,133
What's wrong with you?
294
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,316
Yo, kid, it's 3 o'clock in
the morning. What're you
doin'?
295
00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:35,270
You know, gee,
I'm in big trouble, Marl.
296
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:38,500
If I don't sleep with Ms.
Neidermeyer I'mma lose my lease.
297
00:12:38,830 --> 00:12:40,330
Oh, here we go again.
298
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,160
[Marlon groans]
299
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,120
Yo, kid, this ain't in my mind.
300
00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:44,270
That lady had
her hand in my
pocket
301
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:47,120
and she wasn't
lookin' for
change.
302
00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:51,330
Word?
303
00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:54,000
How come that never
happens to me?
304
00:12:54,330 --> 00:12:55,250
Marlon, you don't get
it,
I put everything
305
00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:57,003
I ever had into this newsstand.
306
00:12:57,330 --> 00:12:58,330
If I lose it,
I'mma be out on the
street.
307
00:12:58,366 --> 00:13:00,096
So sorry.
308
00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:02,123
And so are you.
309
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:04,200
Look here, brother,
you better go in that room
310
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,333
slap on some high karate..
311
00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:08,996
...and go down there
and handle your business.
312
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,100
Don't you get it, Marlon?
This is blackmail.
313
00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:15,333
Black male,
white woman, who cares?
314
00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:20,120
Erase those
color
lines, brother.
315
00:13:22,316 --> 00:13:24,326
You crazy.
I'm a legitimate businessman.
316
00:13:24,366 --> 00:13:26,166
I sleep with nobody
to keep my job.
317
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,220
Shawn, isn't
saving
your newsstand
318
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:30,250
worth 15 seconds of your life?
319
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:36,370
Ha ha ha. You think it's that
easy? It ain't that easy.
320
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,500
Once she get a shot
of this, that's it.
321
00:13:39,830 --> 00:13:41,120
She gonna be hooked
on phonics, bro.
322
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,180
She gonna be
blowin' up my pager..
323
00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:46,996
...showin' up at my job.
324
00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:49,100
Tellin' you, kid,
she gonna be fiendin'.
325
00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:51,173
Yeah, you're right.
326
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,150
You stay here.
I'll go knock them boots.
327
00:13:54,183 --> 00:13:56,333
Alright, you forgettin'
about them guns.
328
00:13:56,366 --> 00:13:58,496
Your behind'll be
up on that wall
329
00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:01,220
between the zebra
and that moose. Like this.
330
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,100
You on your own, bro.
331
00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:08,333
Well, maybe I could go over
there and change her mind.
332
00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:10,320
- Talk her out of it.
- No, I don't think so,
kid.
333
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,300
Hey, why don't we just call
pop?
Pop will know what to do.
334
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:17,003
No, no, no. I don't need pop
in the middle of my problems.
335
00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:19,220
- Why not?
- Because I'm a grown man.
336
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,130
And I don't want
anybody to know.
337
00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:24,296
I don't want pop to know,
nobody to know, you got
that?
338
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:28,183
Come on, bro.
You're talkin' to me.
339
00:14:28,216 --> 00:14:31,216
[instrumental music]
340
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,320
What's up, son?
341
00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:39,180
Uh, nothing, noth..
342
00:14:39,216 --> 00:14:43,096
Nothing at all, pop.
Just-just,
you know, sweepin' the floor.
343
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,503
So, where's your brother?
344
00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:47,150
Would you get
off my back, old
man?
345
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:50,170
Quit buggin' me about Shawn.
346
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,330
It's not like he's upstairs
sleepin' with Ms.
Neidermeyer
347
00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:54,380
just so he'd keep the
lease
on his newsstand.
348
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:58,830
Shawn's upstairs sleeping
with Ms. Neidermeyer?
349
00:14:58,116 --> 00:15:00,146
Oh, you mean you knew already.
350
00:15:00,183 --> 00:15:03,183
Whoo! Thank God, pop.
351
00:15:03,216 --> 00:15:06,246
I don't know how much longer I
could have kept that to myself.
352
00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:09,153
So, Shawn was right.
353
00:15:09,183 --> 00:15:11,303
Trish really wanted him
to dunk his donut.
354
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,250
Wait a second.
355
00:15:14,283 --> 00:15:17,103
Now, wouldn't she
be the doughnut?
356
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,153
No, no, no, son. See.
She would be the cup.
357
00:15:19,183 --> 00:15:21,833
- Mm-hmm.
- And then that would make
him..
358
00:15:21,116 --> 00:15:23,146
Oh, don't be takin'
me into your world.
359
00:15:25,366 --> 00:15:27,166
Shawn is in big trouble.
360
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:30,380
Well, I tried to warn him,
pop.
He wouldn't listen to me.
361
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:34,220
And he's your favorite son. Ha!
362
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:37,160
He's gonna be my dead son
if Mr. Neidermeyer find out.
363
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,170
- That man is insanely
jealous.
- Ey--
364
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,280
Have you seen
his gun collection?
365
00:15:39,316 --> 00:15:41,326
Pop, pop,
don't worry abut it,
pop.
366
00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:44,116
Mr. Neidermeyer's outta
town
till tomorrow mornin'.
367
00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:46,250
Shawn's in the clear.
368
00:15:46,283 --> 00:15:48,383
- 'Pop.'
- Hey, Pops, Marlon.
369
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,270
- Hey, Mr. Neidermeyer.
- Hey.
370
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,330
(both)
Mr. Neidermeyer?
371
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:54,120
What-what are you doin' here?
372
00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:56,280
Well, I do own
the building,
right?
373
00:15:56,316 --> 00:15:58,326
- How about a cup of coffee?
- Oh, M-Mr. Neidermeyer..
374
00:15:58,366 --> 00:16:01,326
I-I tho-thought you was away on
a business trip. What happened?
375
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,230
Well, my flight got cancelled
376
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:07,156
so I decided to come home
and surprise the missus.
377
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,330
Why would you want to do that?
Women hate surprises.
378
00:16:09,366 --> 00:16:11,226
Why don't you call upstairs and
tell her that you're coming up.
379
00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:15,146
I called her from the
limousine.
Phone was off the hook.
380
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,153
She always does that
when she's in bed.
381
00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:19,323
Hey, hey, hey,
just because the
phone's
382
00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:21,250
off the hook
doesn't mean she's in
bed.
383
00:16:21,283 --> 00:16:24,833
I mean, she could be in
plenty
of places like the bathtub
384
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:27,216
or the kitchen
table
or the...floor.
385
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,370
Why would she be on the floor?
386
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,830
I don't know. It's your wife.
387
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:35,000
Uh, Marlon, why don't you take
388
00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:37,160
Mr. Neidermeyer's bag upstairs.
389
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,500
[Pops chuckles]
390
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,000
While-while
he finishes his coffee?
391
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:42,130
- Good idea, pop.
- Thanks just the same.
392
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:45,156
But the elevator
does not go to the penthouse
393
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,270
without the security code.
394
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:50,330
Oh, well. What is
it?
Lay it on me.
395
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:51,200
[Jim laughs]
396
00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:55,833
Marlon, a security code
means nobody knows it.
397
00:16:55,116 --> 00:16:56,166
You understand?
398
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,180
I mean the only way
a burglar could get in
399
00:16:58,216 --> 00:17:01,096
would be by climbing down
the side of the building.
400
00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:03,103
[laughing]
401
00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:06,350
- Down the side of the
building.
- Yes.
402
00:17:06,383 --> 00:17:08,233
Like Spiderman, huh?
Like, pssh.
403
00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:10,656
[laughing]
404
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,330
Would you excuse me
for a moment,
please?
405
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:17,500
[instrumental music]
406
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,200
Hey, I didn't know
you guys like Shabba Ranks.
407
00:17:25,316 --> 00:17:26,296
Shabba!
408
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,320
You know, Ms. Neidermeyer
409
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:34,500
I'm really glad you startin'
to see things my way.
410
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:37,320
(Trish)
'Well, Shawn,
you're very persuasive.'
411
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:38,350
'And it's Trish.'
412
00:17:38,383 --> 00:17:41,173
[chuckles]
Okay, Trish.
413
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,130
If you'd just
come on out here and sign
414
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:46,176
that leasey-weasy,
I'll be on my way.
415
00:17:46,216 --> 00:17:48,246
- 'Comin' right out.'
- Alright, girl.
416
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,200
Here's the lease.
417
00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:58,183
Come and get it.
418
00:17:58,216 --> 00:18:01,996
Trish. I thought
you understood how I feel.
419
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,120
Oh, I do.
420
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:07,100
Now it's time for you
to understand how I feel.
421
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:09,323
Look, I'm only gonna
say this one more time.
422
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:12,230
We cannot do this!
423
00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:16,196
Oh, okay. I'm gonna say it two
more times and that's it.
424
00:18:17,383 --> 00:18:21,303
That's more like it.
How you doin', Shawn?
425
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,203
It's hard to tell.
All the blood just left my
head.
426
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:27,333
Mmm...I wonder where it went.
427
00:18:32,216 --> 00:18:35,116
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
That tickles.
428
00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:37,130
[Marlon screaming]
429
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:41,170
Did you hear a scream?
430
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,170
Ah, you haven't
begun
to hear screams.
431
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,366
(Shawn)
'Oh, that tickles,
that tickles.'
432
00:18:50,383 --> 00:18:52,333
Hey, did you hear a thump?
433
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:54,350
Oh, that's my heart. Feel it.
434
00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,160
Marlon!
435
00:18:58,316 --> 00:19:01,216
If he wanted to watch,
why didn't he just ask?
436
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:04,830
Hey, girl, you are a freak.
437
00:19:04,116 --> 00:19:06,116
What're you doing here?
438
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,180
[Marlon panting]
439
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:13,326
I come to warn you.Damn.
440
00:19:14,383 --> 00:19:16,373
Marlon, what is it?
441
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,170
Oh, uh, it's Mr. Neidermeyer.
442
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,280
His flight
was cancelled and
he's...here.
443
00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:24,166
Quick. Hide before he kills you.
444
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,220
[Marlon screams]
445
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,220
Hi, hon, I'm home.
446
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:39,320
Jimbo! What a surprise.
447
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:41,130
Well, my flight was cancelled
448
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:43,116
so, uh, I decided
to get right home.
449
00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:44,270
What have you
been up to all day?
450
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,230
Oh, just...tryin' to get busy.
451
00:19:47,266 --> 00:19:48,346
I mean, keep busy.
452
00:19:48,383 --> 00:19:51,283
[laughs]
Come here.
Give Jimbo a big kiss.
453
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,376
- Oh.
- Mmm.
454
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,320
Uh, honey, why don't--
455
00:19:57,350 --> 00:20:00,160
- Choo.
- You go and, uh.
456
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,370
Get into something
more comfortable?
457
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,320
When you come back we can open
up a bottle of champagne.
458
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:08,380
[chuckles]
I like the sound of that.
459
00:20:10,283 --> 00:20:12,003
Get out!
460
00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:13,120
Well, uh..
461
00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:16,000
I don't think
I wanna leave after
all.
462
00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:18,330
Shawn, are you crazy?
463
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,180
I guess not.
464
00:20:20,216 --> 00:20:23,216
Look. Me and Trish have some
unfinished business to handle.
465
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,230
Look, Shawn. This is no time
to be gettin' your freak on.
466
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,826
- He's right, go.
- No.
467
00:20:28,116 --> 00:20:30,656
- Not till you sign the
lease.
- We could do that later.
468
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,250
No, we could do it right
now,
or I wait right here
469
00:20:32,283 --> 00:20:34,503
till old Jimbo comes back
470
00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:36,120
and I'll let him know
what I'm really doin' here.
471
00:20:38,116 --> 00:20:41,116
Okay, fine. You win.
472
00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:44,130
Hey, that's one hell
of a file cabinet you got
there.
473
00:20:52,116 --> 00:20:54,346
Thank you kindly. It was nice
doing business with you.
474
00:20:56,216 --> 00:20:58,276
Hey, girl. Call me.
475
00:20:58,316 --> 00:21:01,326
I'll cure you
of that jungle fever.
476
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:02,130
[Marlon screams]
477
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:09,150
[Jim laughs]
478
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,200
[Jim laughs]
479
00:21:12,233 --> 00:21:16,133
Okay, my little angel. Why
don't
we raise a little hell?
480
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,996
[laughs]
Come here, hot stuff.
481
00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:21,000
[laughing]
482
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:24,160
[instrumental music]
483
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,196
Well, boys, I'm proud of you.
484
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:31,333
You got your lease
and your self-respect.
485
00:21:31,366 --> 00:21:34,276
If you ask me
self-respect is overrated.
486
00:21:34,316 --> 00:21:36,996
Man, you should've seen her and
Mr. Neidermeyer knockin' boots.
487
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,160
- Oh, man..
- Ooh..
488
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,280
Shame on you boys.
489
00:21:39,316 --> 00:21:41,126
I didn't raise you
to peek in windows.
490
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,376
Hey, we were just
climbin' the
ladder.
491
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,500
We couldn't help but see it.
492
00:21:44,830 --> 00:21:46,230
Y'all go on home
and forget what you saw.
493
00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:47,366
It just ain't right.
494
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,150
- Alright. Goodnight, pop.
- Alright, man.
495
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,153
Leave the ladder.
I'll take care of it.
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[instrumental music]
497
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,170
(male narrator)That's about it now.
498
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,253
(Shawn)
'Look up, Marlon. Say cheese.'
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