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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,350 --> 00:00:04,500 ♪ Ah ♪ 2 00:00:05,366 --> 00:00:07,126 ♪ Ah ah ♪ 3 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,170 ♪ Ah ah ♪ 4 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,280 ♪ Ah ah ♪♪ 5 00:00:11,316 --> 00:00:14,196 Okay, Shawn, I got your bouquets ready. 6 00:00:14,233 --> 00:00:17,003 What's up, Claire? Looks like you got a nice little business 7 00:00:17,330 --> 00:00:18,500 goin' on over there. 8 00:00:18,830 --> 00:00:19,250 It's just for Valentine's Day. 9 00:00:19,283 --> 00:00:21,303 I'll be gone on Friday. I'm back at the mortuary. 10 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:23,103 Hey, Marlon, that sounds like a place 11 00:00:23,133 --> 00:00:25,323 where you could dig up a date. 12 00:00:25,350 --> 00:00:28,250 Nah. That embalming fluid makes me dizzy. 13 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:31,370 So what do you want the cards to say? 14 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,660 Okay, on this one I want you to put 15 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:37,000 "To Stephanie 16 00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:39,230 "My one and only valentine. 17 00:00:39,266 --> 00:00:40,366 Love, Shawn." 18 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,330 And on the other one, I want you to put 19 00:00:43,366 --> 00:00:46,826 "To Beverly 20 00:00:46,116 --> 00:00:48,196 "My one and only valentine. 21 00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:50,180 Love, Shawn." 22 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,166 [scoffs] 23 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,330 Shawn, it's guys like you 24 00:00:52,366 --> 00:00:55,166 that are the backbone of the flower industry. 25 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:56,280 - We are? - 'Yeah.' 26 00:00:56,316 --> 00:00:58,366 That's what FTD stands for. 27 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,660 Filthy Two-timin' Dogs. 28 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:04,270 Girl, you've been watching too much "Waiting to Exhale." 29 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:06,330 - Ohh! - Ohh! 30 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:08,500 [theme song] 31 00:01:09,216 --> 00:01:10,376 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 32 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,270 ♪ We're happy and we're singing' ♪ 33 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,200 ♪ And we're colored ♪ 34 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,383 ♪ Give me a high five ♪♪ 35 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,130 (male #1) 'Alright, cut and print. Beautiful, guys.' 36 00:01:20,166 --> 00:01:22,326 'Dynamite, that..' 37 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:24,350 ♪ Girl what you got goin' on tonight? ♪ 38 00:01:24,383 --> 00:01:27,133 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 39 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:29,276 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 40 00:01:29,316 --> 00:01:31,996 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 41 00:01:32,330 --> 00:01:34,180 ♪ Girl what you got going on tonight? ♪ 42 00:01:34,216 --> 00:01:36,176 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 43 00:01:36,216 --> 00:01:39,826 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 44 00:01:39,116 --> 00:01:41,126 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 45 00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:42,266 ♪ I got something.. ♪♪ 46 00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:50,660 Yo, kid, that's fat, you got two dates. 47 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:51,130 Hey, hey. 48 00:01:51,166 --> 00:01:52,366 - Let me get one. - I can't. 49 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 - Now, let me get one.. - Get off my arm. No. You ca-- 50 00:01:55,330 --> 00:01:57,100 - Please! - No. I can't. 51 00:01:57,133 --> 00:01:59,253 See, Stephanie, I really want to take. 52 00:01:59,283 --> 00:02:01,153 But just in the case that falls through 53 00:02:01,183 --> 00:02:03,003 Beverly's gonna be my backup. 54 00:02:03,330 --> 00:02:04,230 Why does this always happen, man? 55 00:02:04,266 --> 00:02:07,176 Here you are with two dates, and I ain't got none. 56 00:02:07,216 --> 00:02:09,176 God, just don't make no sense. 57 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:11,296 Everybody knows I'm the cute one. 58 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,160 I hear you young tenders are havin' 59 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,380 a Valentine's Day party. 60 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,320 And you know that. 61 00:02:19,350 --> 00:02:21,170 Everybody gonna be there, Dee. 62 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,150 I guess my invitation got lost in the mail. 63 00:02:24,183 --> 00:02:25,373 [laughs] 64 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,100 No. We just didn't send you one. 65 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:30,373 Um, um, um.. 66 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,350 See, Dee, you were at the top of our list, girl, but, uh 67 00:02:33,383 --> 00:02:37,163 i-i-it's a couple's only thing, you know how it is. 68 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:38,230 You think I can't drum up a date 69 00:02:38,266 --> 00:02:40,216 to bring me to your two-bit party? 70 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:42,130 I got someone in my life. 71 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:45,266 Someone who is very devoted to me. 72 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:48,220 Dee, don't bring your mama. 73 00:02:50,233 --> 00:02:51,273 Oh. 74 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:53,300 [instrumental music] 75 00:02:58,183 --> 00:03:00,283 Hey, sweet thing, look here. 76 00:03:00,316 --> 00:03:02,226 I'mma give you a choice. 77 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:04,246 You can either pay this bill 78 00:03:04,283 --> 00:03:07,123 or you can come with me to the Valentine's Day party 79 00:03:07,150 --> 00:03:08,300 tomorrow night. 80 00:03:11,133 --> 00:03:12,383 Check please. 81 00:03:14,383 --> 00:03:18,283 So, Maurice, do you have a valentine? 82 00:03:18,316 --> 00:03:20,326 Well, there's a beautiful woman who works in this building 83 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:23,316 but...I'm too shy to ask her out. 84 00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:26,280 Yo, what-what does she look like? Maybe I know her. 85 00:03:26,316 --> 00:03:28,656 Well, she's tall 86 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:31,250 she has shiny black hair like licorice. 87 00:03:31,283 --> 00:03:35,153 Skin as smooth as a Hershey bar. 88 00:03:35,183 --> 00:03:38,353 Eyes like two honey-roasted almonds. 89 00:03:38,383 --> 00:03:41,373 Fool, you're not in love, you're just hungry. 90 00:03:43,316 --> 00:03:46,176 Yeah. Hungry for Dee. 91 00:03:46,216 --> 00:03:47,316 Dee? 92 00:03:47,350 --> 00:03:51,160 You're talkin' about Dee Baxter? 93 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,000 Oh, come on, Marlon. 94 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:54,170 Dee's a good woman. 95 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,320 I say go for it, Maurice. 96 00:03:55,350 --> 00:03:57,200 - Ask her out. - I can't. 97 00:03:57,233 --> 00:04:02,833 I mean, I'm just a custodian, she's a security guard. 98 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:04,376 I mean, she wouldn't go out with nobody like me. 99 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,130 I mean, why am I torturing myself? 100 00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:11,660 Happy Valentine's Day. 101 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:12,230 Hey, Maurice? 102 00:04:15,216 --> 00:04:17,126 I love you, man. 103 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,320 Marlon, are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 104 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,660 Hookers. 105 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,100 No. 106 00:04:29,133 --> 00:04:30,373 We'll say it with flowers. 107 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,200 I'll send Dee a bouquet and sign it, "From a secret admirer." 108 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,253 She'd get all excited. 109 00:04:35,283 --> 00:04:37,103 Maurice step in and close the deal. 110 00:04:37,133 --> 00:04:38,373 What do you think about that? 111 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,660 Player, brother. 112 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:43,100 Hey, pop, you're pretty good at playing cupid. 113 00:04:43,133 --> 00:04:44,283 Well, so why don't you hook me up? 114 00:04:44,316 --> 00:04:46,126 Well, maybe I can. 115 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,996 You like 'em tall and slender? 116 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:53,830 With a thick luscious weave, you can run your fingers through? 117 00:04:53,116 --> 00:04:55,096 And you know that. 118 00:04:58,500 --> 00:04:59,830 [instrumental music] 119 00:04:59,116 --> 00:05:00,276 [horn honking] 120 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,320 Look, Shawn, you can't lock me out of the crib 121 00:05:03,350 --> 00:05:05,200 just 'cause I can't get a date. 122 00:05:05,233 --> 00:05:06,383 I pay rent too. 123 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:10,150 Sometimes. 124 00:05:10,183 --> 00:05:11,373 Look, Marlon, you know every single year 125 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,350 I throw this party and it's always couples only. 126 00:05:13,383 --> 00:05:15,173 Okay, then, let me be the bartender. 127 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,830 Look, Shawn, I could be like Isaac, see. 128 00:05:19,383 --> 00:05:22,173 Come on, man. I'll get all the girls all liquored up. 129 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,350 Nah, forget it. You ain't goin' out like you did last year. 130 00:05:24,383 --> 00:05:27,353 Showin' up all lonely, hittin' on other guys' dates. 131 00:05:27,383 --> 00:05:29,253 You almost got your butt kicked. 132 00:05:29,283 --> 00:05:32,333 Hey, thanks for pullin' homegirl off me. 133 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:35,326 Well, ma, it looks like another Valentine's Day 134 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:37,230 with you, me, and Angela Lansbury. 135 00:05:37,266 --> 00:05:41,496 I'll bring home the Jiffy Pop and ointment. 136 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:43,150 Uh...well, I guess 137 00:05:43,183 --> 00:05:46,223 I could catch a movie, why? 138 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:49,150 What you mean you got a date, old woman? 139 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:54,123 Oh, Shawn, you wonderful man. 140 00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:56,320 What's up, Beverly? I take it you got my flowers, girl. 141 00:05:56,350 --> 00:06:00,100 Mm-hmm. What a wonderful way to ask me to your party. 142 00:06:00,133 --> 00:06:02,833 Uh, yeah. Uh, I mean, I guess. 143 00:06:02,116 --> 00:06:04,246 I mean, you know, that is if I'm still gonna have it. 144 00:06:04,283 --> 00:06:06,373 'Cause there's a slight chance that I-I won't. 145 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,320 Well, you better hurry up and make up your mind. 146 00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:11,150 'Cause this girl's not gonna wait too much longer. 147 00:06:11,183 --> 00:06:12,283 Hey, hey, hey, girl, what happened to 148 00:06:12,316 --> 00:06:15,096 Shawn-you-wonderful-man thing? 149 00:06:15,133 --> 00:06:17,173 That's what I wanna know. 150 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:23,000 Man, there ain't nothin' out there. 151 00:06:23,330 --> 00:06:26,330 Every sister who ain't hooked up to an IV got a date. 152 00:06:26,366 --> 00:06:30,176 My mother's hooked up to an IV and she got a date. 153 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:32,320 Cheer up, Marlon. 154 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,500 You know what they say 155 00:06:34,830 --> 00:06:36,180 "Women are like buses." 156 00:06:36,216 --> 00:06:38,116 Yeah. 157 00:06:38,150 --> 00:06:40,230 You gotta pay to ride 'em. 158 00:06:42,266 --> 00:06:44,116 I was gonna give you some advice but now I think 159 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:45,180 I'm just gonna hit you. 160 00:06:45,216 --> 00:06:46,246 Stop that. 161 00:06:46,283 --> 00:06:48,503 Why can't I be more like Shawn? 162 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:50,250 Why can't you be more like Maurice and clean that floor? 163 00:06:50,283 --> 00:06:52,123 Come on, pop, I'm serious. 164 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:54,120 Pop, Shawn got two dates. 165 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:55,380 One girl he's takin' to the party 166 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:59,170 and another broad on stand by. 167 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:02,130 Excuse me, are you talkin' about Shawn Williams? 168 00:07:02,166 --> 00:07:04,156 Yeah, why? Who are you? 169 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:05,130 I'm the stand by. 170 00:07:08,330 --> 00:07:11,120 Damn, Stephanie, I was countin' on you, girl. 171 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:14,000 What do you mean I was your backup? 172 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:17,330 Girl, you can't be playin' people like this. 173 00:07:17,660 --> 00:07:19,320 I got feelings too. 174 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:22,330 Now, I'll forget you then. Peace out. 175 00:07:22,366 --> 00:07:26,826 Oh, your date fell through? Too bad. 176 00:07:26,116 --> 00:07:28,996 No, it's not, 'cause I got a backup. 177 00:07:29,330 --> 00:07:30,130 Well, I'm glad, you do. 178 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:32,226 'Cause I hate to miss you at the party tonight. 179 00:07:32,266 --> 00:07:33,266 You got a date? 180 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:37,330 [chuckles] Six foot one, full of fun. 181 00:07:37,366 --> 00:07:38,366 Man, like you gettin' in 182 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,830 that chocolate pudding, boy. 183 00:07:40,116 --> 00:07:41,376 Y-yeah! 184 00:07:43,183 --> 00:07:45,163 I figured I'd come to your place. 185 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,150 I might meet someone interesting. 186 00:07:47,183 --> 00:07:48,383 Oh, man, this is lovely, this is cool. 187 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,280 Everybody got a date except Marlon. 188 00:07:51,316 --> 00:07:53,156 Hey, what's up, Beverly? 189 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:54,230 You know, today is your lucky day, girl. 190 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,096 - Oh, really? - That's right. 191 00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:57,383 See, I've decided to have my party. 192 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,330 I want you to be there. 193 00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:01,200 [chuckles] Oh, I'll be there, alright. 194 00:08:01,233 --> 00:08:02,223 Ah, cool, cool. 195 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:05,220 With Marlon. He's my date. 196 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:07,230 [instrumental music] 197 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:16,160 What do you mean you're goin' with Marlon? 198 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,130 Uh, maybe this will clear it up for you. 199 00:08:22,183 --> 00:08:24,153 I'll see you at 8:00. 200 00:08:24,183 --> 00:08:25,303 Wait, wait, wait. 201 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:26,353 I can't believe this. 202 00:08:26,383 --> 00:08:28,333 She dumped me for you. 203 00:08:28,366 --> 00:08:30,196 Yeah, that's right, baby. 204 00:08:30,233 --> 00:08:31,253 [laughs] 205 00:08:31,283 --> 00:08:33,373 Looks like someone finally said yes to me 206 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,180 and no to you. 207 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,216 Yo, kid, you're fallin' off money. 208 00:08:39,233 --> 00:08:40,383 Yo. Yo, Mike, you see this? 209 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,330 You see, you see that? He stole my date. 210 00:08:42,366 --> 00:08:45,996 Oh, negro, please. Ain't nobody steal nothin' from you. 211 00:08:46,330 --> 00:08:48,300 Shoot, G. You didn't even ask her out. 212 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:50,833 I never got the chance. 213 00:08:50,116 --> 00:08:52,276 I just got date-jacked by my own little brother. 214 00:08:52,316 --> 00:08:54,296 Next time, use the club. 215 00:08:58,330 --> 00:08:59,250 Forget it, you can have her. 216 00:08:59,283 --> 00:09:01,273 You don't put a club on a pinto. 217 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,320 You're just jealous. 218 00:09:05,350 --> 00:09:08,660 That's right. You're jealous 'cause I got a date 219 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:11,160 and you got nothing, yeah. 220 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:14,660 I got Beverly and you got nothing! 221 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,100 I'm going to get some panty drawers.. 222 00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:21,270 ...and you're getting nothing! 223 00:09:23,366 --> 00:09:26,266 Yeah? I'll fire your little ass from this newsstand. 224 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,350 And then you'll have nothing! 225 00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:31,130 Ah, don't worry, brother. 226 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:33,156 I got your back. 227 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,500 Since I hooked up with big chocolate over here 228 00:09:35,830 --> 00:09:37,370 I'll be glad to share my cook up. 229 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,230 What are you talkin' about? 230 00:09:39,266 --> 00:09:40,366 Check it, G. 231 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000 '"Coco's therapeutic full body massage.' 232 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:45,120 'Outcalls only."' 233 00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:47,300 I ain't never paid for it, I ain't gonna start. 234 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:49,333 Alright, brother. It's all on you. 235 00:09:49,366 --> 00:09:51,096 You can give Coco a call 236 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:54,353 or you can show up at the party with nothing! 237 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,230 Oh, Dee. Hey, there you are. 238 00:09:57,266 --> 00:09:59,276 Hold up for a second. 239 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,120 These are for you. 240 00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:05,250 For me? Oh, they're beautiful! 241 00:10:05,283 --> 00:10:06,303 Who they from? 242 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:08,833 Pops sent them. 243 00:10:08,383 --> 00:10:10,353 That is so sweet. 244 00:10:10,383 --> 00:10:12,273 He probably wanted to cheer me up 245 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,150 when he thought I didn't have a date. 246 00:10:14,183 --> 00:10:15,373 Not that Mike's a date. 247 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,270 Well, he left a card. 248 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:20,230 Oh, let me see what he says. 249 00:10:20,266 --> 00:10:22,296 "Dearest Dee.. 250 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:24,153 Dearest? 251 00:10:24,183 --> 00:10:25,183 Uh. 252 00:10:25,216 --> 00:10:28,826 "...for months I've watched you. 253 00:10:28,116 --> 00:10:32,826 "Too shy to tell you how I really feel. 254 00:10:32,116 --> 00:10:34,296 "I long to be near you. 255 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,223 To hold you in my arms." 256 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:38,250 Mmm, I shouldn't be hearin' this. 257 00:10:38,283 --> 00:10:40,833 Me either. 258 00:10:40,116 --> 00:10:42,326 Oh, hi, sweet Dee. 259 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,370 Whoo-whoo! 260 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,150 These are beautiful flowers. 261 00:10:48,183 --> 00:10:51,323 Must be from someone who likes you a lot, baby. 262 00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,266 The smutty old fool 263 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:04,500 tryin' to cheat on his wife on Valentine's Day. 264 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:05,660 Unh. 265 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,353 Dee, you still got it, girl. 266 00:11:10,183 --> 00:11:12,203 Excuse me, I'd like this magazine. 267 00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:13,353 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 268 00:11:13,383 --> 00:11:15,373 Sure, sweetness, it'll be a pleasure. 269 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,370 And a happy Valentine's Day to you. 270 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,500 Thank you. 271 00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:20,380 Anybody ever told you that, uh 272 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,280 you look like Janet Jackson? 273 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,316 I hear that all the time. 274 00:11:26,316 --> 00:11:28,176 Ahem, yeah, right, um.. 275 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,300 ...you look like a model. 276 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:33,203 Oh, I get that a lot too. 277 00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:36,173 So in short, girl, basically, what I'm tryin' to say is 278 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:39,200 you remind me of my jeep. 279 00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:42,163 You know, why don't me and you hook up tonight? 280 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,170 - Tonight? - Yeah. 281 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,370 It's Valentine's. 282 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,250 Everybody's got a date tonight. 283 00:11:46,283 --> 00:11:49,103 [gasps] Except you. 284 00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:50,203 Obviously. 285 00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:52,353 [laughing] 286 00:11:53,366 --> 00:11:55,146 [laughing] 287 00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:58,180 ♪ Ah ♪ 288 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,303 ♪ Ah ♪♪ 289 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:03,103 (Dee) 'Maurice.' 290 00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:05,233 Could you get rid of these flowers for me, please? 291 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,296 Why? 292 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:09,163 A lady as nice lookin' as you deserve flowers 293 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,500 on Valentine's. 294 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,100 Not from an old letch, I don't. 295 00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:14,183 Somebody been bothering you, Miss Baxter? 296 00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:15,996 - It's Pops. - Pops! 297 00:12:16,330 --> 00:12:18,000 Shh! 298 00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:19,180 Not Pops from the diner? 299 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,366 Here's the note. 300 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,333 "Secret admirer." 301 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:25,370 Why, that sneaky old skunk. 302 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,200 You know I always had a funny feelin' 303 00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:30,833 he was lookin' at me. 304 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:33,276 Like, like he was undressin' me with his eyes. 305 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:36,300 Shameful! 306 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,333 Don't worry, Miss Baxter. 307 00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:40,130 Leave everything to me. 308 00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:43,156 Maurice, don't be too hard on him now. 309 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,000 He can't help hisself. 310 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,100 I'm here all day. 311 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,233 Oh, Shawn. While you were out, Tamika called. 312 00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:52,146 Really? What'd she say? 313 00:12:52,183 --> 00:12:53,273 She's busy tonight. 314 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,380 Give her a call tomorrow. 315 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,830 Man, I can't believe this. 316 00:12:57,116 --> 00:12:59,326 Over five million women in New York City 317 00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:00,300 and I can't get a date. 318 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,133 Besides, it's all good though. 319 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:03,226 I ain't slippin'. 320 00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:06,196 You know, I'm just sit back, chill, relax. 321 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:08,833 I ain't sweatin' it. 322 00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:12,270 Coco. 323 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:15,660 Huh? 24 hours a day. 324 00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:21,150 Toll free. 325 00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:26,146 (Shawn) 'You know, Claire, those are some beautiful flowers, girl.' 326 00:13:26,183 --> 00:13:28,163 You know, you could do that for a livin'. 327 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,350 Glad you like 'em. 328 00:13:29,383 --> 00:13:32,323 You know what? It'd be a damn shame to let them things 329 00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:34,280 go to waste on a party. 330 00:13:34,316 --> 00:13:36,656 I was thinkin' that maybe we, you know, we could 331 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,160 take 'em downtown to the children's hospital 332 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,320 and cheer up a couple of little kiddies. 333 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:42,380 Why, Shawn, if I didn't know you were a low-down dirty dog 334 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,150 I would think you were human. 335 00:13:45,183 --> 00:13:46,283 Of course, I'm human. 336 00:13:46,316 --> 00:13:49,176 They're gonna give us $10 a bunch for 'em. 337 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:51,316 I'm only playin'. 338 00:13:53,116 --> 00:13:55,996 Well, you enjoy your party. 339 00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:58,200 [door opens] 340 00:13:58,233 --> 00:14:01,333 - Hey, Pops. - Howdy-do. 341 00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,160 Hey, son, your mama sent me over here 342 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,300 with some cookies for your party. 343 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:07,223 And look at 'em, they all shaped like little hearts. 344 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:11,160 They even got little arteries and ventricles. 345 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,380 Man, that woman's been watching too much "ER." 346 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,180 Anything I can do to help out? 347 00:14:15,216 --> 00:14:18,326 Not unless if you wanna be the bartender. 348 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:19,250 Boy, are you crazy? 349 00:14:19,283 --> 00:14:21,273 This is Valentine's Day. 350 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:24,330 The most romantic day of the year. 351 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:26,370 And your poor mama's sittin' at home alone. 352 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,250 Just the way I like it. Where's that corkscrew? 353 00:14:29,283 --> 00:14:31,003 [laughing] 354 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,270 Hello, father. 355 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,253 Hey, kid. 356 00:14:36,283 --> 00:14:38,333 How do you like this jacket? 357 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,180 I should, it's mine. 358 00:14:40,216 --> 00:14:43,156 First you steal my girl and now you're gonna steal my clothes? 359 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,500 Damn. It ain't your day, is it? 360 00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:47,320 I hope you like that jacket 'cause that's the one 361 00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:48,380 you're gonna be buried in. 362 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,300 - What you gonna do, boy, what? - 'Hey!' 363 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,203 Y'all stop that fightin' over there. 364 00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:54,383 Oh, don't worry, pop, 'cause when Beverly gets here 365 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,330 it's gonna be nothin' but lovin'. Hah. 366 00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:59,660 Look, Marlon, the only reason why Beverly is goin' out 367 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,660 with you is to get back at me, okay? 368 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,350 So she starts that kissin' or huggin' 369 00:15:02,383 --> 00:15:05,223 or touchin' or anything else, it's all out of anger. 370 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,200 Yeah, well, I hope she's really mad tonight. 371 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,660 You're the one that's gonna be mad 372 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,300 'cause when you see my date Coco 373 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:15,663 you gonna wanna peace Beverly out. 374 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,380 Coco. 375 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,330 Come on, man, what you finally dig somebody 376 00:15:18,366 --> 00:15:20,326 up in the last minute? 377 00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:23,500 Oh-ho-ho, brother. Not just somebody. 378 00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:25,660 She's Halle Berry, Vanessa Williams 379 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:28,300 and Salt-N-Pepa all rolled up into one, boy. 380 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,333 Hey. 381 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,270 Throw a little Lena Horne in that mix, I'm good to go. 382 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,280 [laughing] 383 00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:37,316 ♪ Ah ♪♪ 384 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,200 How you do? What's happenin', man? 385 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:43,373 Hey, what's up, Beverly? 386 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,200 Happy Valentine's Day, Marlon. 387 00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:51,163 Oh, I don't know about everybody else, but, uh, I'm happy. 388 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,230 You know, uh, I'm in a really wild mood. 389 00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:56,346 So hope you don't get tired easily. 390 00:15:56,383 --> 00:15:59,223 Oh, girl, I can keep up with you. 391 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,350 - And you know what? - Huh? 392 00:16:00,383 --> 00:16:03,323 If I pass out, feel free to violate me. 393 00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:05,830 Mmm. 394 00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:07,170 [instrumental music] 395 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,270 [doorbell dings] 396 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,830 That must be my date, Coco. 397 00:16:11,116 --> 00:16:12,246 Hey, hey.. 398 00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:16,100 Somebody better open up a window up in here 399 00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:18,323 'cause this is about to get real real hot. 400 00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:20,170 'Cause Coco is in the.. 401 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,160 Hi, I'm Coco. 402 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:31,133 Hey, I said I'm Coco, sugar. 403 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,326 Hell, no. You must beloco. 404 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,220 What are y'all starin' at? Mind your business. 405 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,180 Y'all keep on partying. 406 00:16:39,216 --> 00:16:41,346 Uh...y-you don't look like 407 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,370 the ad in the...paper. 408 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,100 I know. 409 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:48,003 - You know that's lyin'? - I know. 410 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:50,660 Hey, hey, hey. 411 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,500 How you doin'? 412 00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:55,330 Hey, everybody. ?Hey, gather around. 413 00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:56,300 Let's meet Shawn's date. 414 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:58,333 Hi, I'm, uh, Coco Frost. 415 00:16:58,366 --> 00:17:00,346 (all) What's happening? 416 00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:04,180 Nice to meet you, Coco. 417 00:17:04,216 --> 00:17:06,366 So how long have you and Shawn known each other? 418 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,100 Oh, we go way back. 419 00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:10,373 Ain't that right, sugar? 420 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,230 Hi, hi, hi. 421 00:17:14,183 --> 00:17:15,303 Not that far back. 422 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,173 So, butterscotch 423 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,270 do you wanna dance, huh? 424 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,300 Or should we head straight for the bedroom 425 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:25,153 so I can give you the massage of your life? 426 00:17:25,183 --> 00:17:26,253 Marlon, help me. 427 00:17:27,316 --> 00:17:28,376 I'll get the oils. 428 00:17:29,366 --> 00:17:32,146 [instrumental music] 429 00:17:32,183 --> 00:17:34,333 - 'Look, Coco.' - Hmm? 430 00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:37,330 How can I say this nicely? You got to go home. 431 00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:40,316 I mean, this is obviously some kind of big mistake. 432 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,120 Uh-huh, I'm not goin' anywhere. 433 00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:43,330 See, you pay for the time. 434 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:46,166 So I got a whole evenin' to burn. 435 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,150 You got a whole lotta calories to burn too. 436 00:17:49,183 --> 00:17:53,273 Oh, you got a problem with Coco? 437 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,250 Yeah, I got a problem with Coco. 438 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:58,163 So what's the problem? 439 00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,200 [groans] 440 00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:00,303 You're hurtin' me. 441 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:03,833 Now, listen to this part. 442 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:06,496 I took a shower for this. 443 00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:07,130 I am stayin' 444 00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:10,656 and you might as well like it. 445 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,160 You're cutting off my circulation, Coco. 446 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,170 I can't hear you, what did you say, baby? 447 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,660 You're cutting off my circulation. 448 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,300 Oh, I'm sorry. 449 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,333 ♪ Party ♪♪ 450 00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:25,230 Anybody in here seen Pops? 451 00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:26,266 Hey, Maurice. 452 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:29,150 Come on and join the party. 453 00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:32,163 I followed you over here, you backstabber. 454 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,130 I knew you'd be here sniffin' around Dee. 455 00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,196 What the hell you talkin' about? 456 00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:36,373 Don't play dumb, you old dog. 457 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,350 You gave Dee them flowers and that love note 458 00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:41,133 knowing I'm the one who's sweet on her. 459 00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,266 You, Maurice? 460 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,150 Hold on a second, booger. 461 00:18:46,283 --> 00:18:48,283 Look here, pop was only tryin' to help you out. 462 00:18:48,316 --> 00:18:51,126 Looks to me like he was tryin' to help himself out. 463 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,226 Now, get out there in the hall so I can 464 00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:53,366 whack your head like a coconut. 465 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,330 Oh, boys , boys, please. 466 00:18:55,366 --> 00:18:57,176 - Don't fight over me. - Don't stop me. 467 00:18:57,216 --> 00:18:59,316 I gotta protect the honor of the woman I love. 468 00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:01,350 Oh, well, if you insist. 469 00:19:01,383 --> 00:19:04,203 Come on. Come on. 470 00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:06,383 I'll float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. 471 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,350 Come here. Your head belongs to me. 472 00:19:08,383 --> 00:19:11,373 Ooh, all this fightin' is turning me on. 473 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,230 What do you say we just skip the massage 474 00:19:13,266 --> 00:19:16,316 and do a little wrestlin' of our own? 475 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:17,350 Look, hot wings. 476 00:19:17,383 --> 00:19:19,503 Where? 477 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:22,160 (Pops) '...Lord have mercy.' 478 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,350 [horn honking] 479 00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:34,173 - 'Ow!' - Ooh. 480 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,200 My bad. 481 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,270 Man, Valentine's Day sucks. 482 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,000 You just figured that out? 483 00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:45,100 Claire? 484 00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:46,233 What are you doin' up here? 485 00:19:46,266 --> 00:19:48,226 Waitin' for the party to end. 486 00:19:48,266 --> 00:19:50,496 Well, believe me it's over. 487 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:52,500 You better hurry up downstairs and get your flowers 488 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:53,350 before Coco eats 'em. 489 00:19:53,383 --> 00:19:55,233 Well, I guess your Valentine's Day 490 00:19:55,266 --> 00:19:57,346 didn't turn out the way you planned it, uh? 491 00:19:57,383 --> 00:20:00,223 Man, Valentine's ain't nothin' but a scam. 492 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:03,370 I know. You can't force anybody to be romantic. 493 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,300 That's what I'm saying. I mean, it should come natural. 494 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,003 Hmm. 495 00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:08,280 You know, just because it's Valentine's Day 496 00:20:08,316 --> 00:20:11,116 and it's a full moon.. 497 00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:14,120 And the stars have never been brighter in the sky. 498 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:18,120 A man stands alone.. 499 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,170 ...with a beautiful woman. 500 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,250 And they find themselves standing close to each other. 501 00:20:23,283 --> 00:20:25,123 [Faith Evans singing "Don't Be Afraid"] 502 00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:27,830 And nobody else around. 503 00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:29,316 Only the sound of their breathing. 504 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:32,230 Palms sweating. 505 00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:37,003 And they look into each other's eyes. 506 00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:40,120 Don't mean nothin'. 507 00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:45,500 ♪ Don't be afraid of ♪ 508 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,350 ♪ Afraid of my love.. ♪ 509 00:20:47,383 --> 00:20:50,173 Nothin' at all. 510 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,660 Happy Valentine's Day. 511 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:53,250 Same to you. 512 00:20:54,283 --> 00:20:58,163 ♪ But I slowly feel myself ♪ 513 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:02,230 ♪ Fallin' in love again ♪ 514 00:21:02,266 --> 00:21:05,826 ♪ And I want to give you more ♪ 515 00:21:05,116 --> 00:21:08,496 ♪ Of what I have inside ♪ 516 00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:11,170 ♪ But if I open up to you ♪ 517 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:15,220 ♪ Baby you got to love me too ♪ 518 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:18,300 ♪ Every time I think about ♪ 519 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:22,003 ♪ The time we spend together baby.. ♪ 520 00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:23,170 [laughing] 521 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,280 You better stop talkin' like that, sugar dumplings. 522 00:21:25,316 --> 00:21:27,826 You know what happened last time. 523 00:21:27,116 --> 00:21:28,296 [laughing] 524 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:31,503 I'll tell you what, I'll be home as quick as I can. 525 00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:33,280 Don't bother to turn on the electric blanket. 526 00:21:33,316 --> 00:21:35,326 Alright, sugar dumpling, bye-bye. 527 00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:36,100 [kisses] 528 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,000 ♪ Boy you can't.. ♪ 529 00:21:40,330 --> 00:21:41,660 [groans] 530 00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:44,660 [laughing] 531 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,220 Lover boy. 532 00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,350 Yitadee. 533 00:21:47,383 --> 00:21:52,663 ♪ Don't be afraid ♪ ♪ Afraid ♪ 534 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,300 ♪ Afraid of my love ♪♪ 535 00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:57,200 Yo, kid. That party was slammin'. 536 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,123 Probably the best one we've thrown yet. 537 00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:02,160 Yeah. It was pretty fat. What time did it end? 538 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,350 I don't know. Everybody cleared out about 2 o'clock. 539 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,250 Almost everybody. 540 00:22:12,283 --> 00:22:15,133 Can a brother have a little privacy, please? 541 00:22:16,150 --> 00:22:18,300 Oh, and, Shawn, you owe me $200. 542 00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:20,333 - Ooh. - Don't worry, homie. 543 00:22:20,366 --> 00:22:23,326 It's the best 200 you ever spent. 544 00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:28,160 (Shawn) Look up, Marlon, say cheese. 38188

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