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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,250 --> 00:00:03,300 [heavy breathing] 2 00:00:03,333 --> 00:00:04,383 You ready? 3 00:00:06,660 --> 00:00:07,660 Yeah, I'm ready. 4 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:09,100 You think we can take 'em all? 5 00:00:09,133 --> 00:00:11,233 We're ready for 'em this time. 6 00:00:11,266 --> 00:00:13,276 - Hey, Shawn? - 'Yeah?' 7 00:00:14,383 --> 00:00:16,173 If somethin' happens to me.. 8 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,230 ...I want you to know I love you. 9 00:00:17,266 --> 00:00:19,246 I love you too, man. 10 00:00:22,830 --> 00:00:23,300 Here they come. 11 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:25,323 Take no prisoners. 12 00:00:26,316 --> 00:00:29,316 [whispering] One, two, three. 13 00:00:29,350 --> 00:00:31,330 [screaming] 14 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,156 I hate roaches! 15 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,350 [both grunting] 16 00:00:36,383 --> 00:00:39,333 I got one in my hair! I got one in my hair! 17 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:40,220 [grunts] 18 00:00:43,283 --> 00:00:45,273 I got it, Marlon. 19 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:46,280 Marlon? 20 00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:50,330 Marl? Hey, Marl? 21 00:00:50,366 --> 00:00:52,346 [theme song] 22 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:55,300 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 23 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:58,283 ♪ We're happy and we're singin' and we're colored ♪ 24 00:01:00,150 --> 00:01:02,300 ♪ Give me a high five ♪♪ 25 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:04,503 (male #1) 'Alright, cut and print.' 26 00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:06,300 'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite. That is..' 27 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:09,203 ♪ Girl what you got goin' on tonight? ♪ 28 00:01:09,233 --> 00:01:11,383 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 29 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,130 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 30 00:01:14,166 --> 00:01:16,246 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 31 00:01:16,283 --> 00:01:19,333 ♪ Girl what you got going on tonight? ♪ 32 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:21,330 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 33 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:23,330 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 34 00:01:23,366 --> 00:01:25,366 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 35 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,220 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪♪ 36 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:41,096 Ah, yes. 37 00:01:41,133 --> 00:01:43,833 A jewel for my jewel. 38 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:45,200 I sure can pick 'em. 39 00:01:46,266 --> 00:01:48,246 [door opens] 40 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:07,370 If you're busy, I can come back later. 41 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,160 Oh, oh, no, no, check this out, check this out. 42 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:11,170 Come on, man. I don't wanna see that. 43 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,660 No, no, no. 44 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:14,130 I'm not talkin' about that. 45 00:02:14,166 --> 00:02:16,156 I'm talkin' about this ring. 46 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:17,180 Look, I bought it for Lisa's birthday. 47 00:02:17,216 --> 00:02:18,326 - Oh, word. - Yes. 48 00:02:18,366 --> 00:02:20,216 See, it even got a real diamond. 49 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:21,250 Where? 50 00:02:21,283 --> 00:02:22,323 There. 51 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,160 Where? 52 00:02:25,116 --> 00:02:26,296 - There. - Where? 53 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,320 Man, let's see that. 54 00:02:32,183 --> 00:02:34,123 Tilt your eye up. 55 00:02:34,150 --> 00:02:36,170 Forty-five degree angle. There. 56 00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:40,203 Oh, okay, okay, I see it, I see it, I see it. 57 00:02:40,233 --> 00:02:42,253 I thought that was a grain of salt. 58 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:45,270 Maybe I won't mention the diamond. 59 00:02:48,116 --> 00:02:49,166 What's that? 60 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,280 Another parkin' ticket. 61 00:02:50,316 --> 00:02:52,996 Damn, Marlon. Which one of the words 62 00:02:53,330 --> 00:02:56,500 "No Parking" can't you understand? 63 00:02:56,830 --> 00:02:58,130 Shawn, it's that alternate-side of-the-street thing. 64 00:02:58,166 --> 00:02:59,166 I can't get it. 65 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,370 Okay. I got a ticket, right? 66 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,380 So I park my car on the other side of the street. 67 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,500 The next day I get another ticket. 68 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:08,380 Look, that's ten tickets for me 69 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,130 and 13 tickets for you. 70 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:12,326 Now, as soon as we pay all these tickets off 71 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,130 we're sellin' that car. 72 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:15,496 Shawn, you can't sell my car. 73 00:03:15,830 --> 00:03:16,180 Where am I gonna take a girl 74 00:03:16,216 --> 00:03:17,346 when you and Lisa are in the apartment? 75 00:03:17,383 --> 00:03:20,503 - You take girls to that car? - Yeah. 76 00:03:20,830 --> 00:03:21,250 It doesn't even move. 77 00:03:21,283 --> 00:03:24,333 It moves, alright. 78 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:26,100 Boy, oh, boy, does it move. 79 00:03:26,133 --> 00:03:28,203 Shawn, when I'm in there with Mustache Sally.. 80 00:03:28,233 --> 00:03:31,183 ...it'd be movin' and shakin'. 81 00:03:31,216 --> 00:03:34,656 I don't care what you say. That car's a piece of junk. 82 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:36,120 - No, it's not. - It's a menace to society, man. 83 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:38,000 No, it's not, besides 84 00:03:38,330 --> 00:03:40,660 Bentley's pops said he was gonna fix it for me, Shawn. 85 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:43,500 Bentley's pops? Bentley's pops had a stroke. 86 00:03:43,830 --> 00:03:45,120 He's still got feelin' in his right hand. 87 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:49,123 Come on, man, you can't sell my car. 88 00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:50,280 What am I gonna do without a car? 89 00:03:50,316 --> 00:03:52,316 A man needs his car, Shawn. 90 00:03:52,350 --> 00:03:54,300 - Just take the bus, man. - Hey. 91 00:03:54,333 --> 00:03:57,323 Hey, my birthday girl. 92 00:03:57,350 --> 00:03:59,380 And there's the man I love. 93 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,300 I just stopped by to say hi on my way to class. 94 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:05,253 Wow! Would you look at this watch? 95 00:04:05,283 --> 00:04:08,123 See? Now, that's a diamond. 96 00:04:08,150 --> 00:04:10,200 That's like starin' at the sun 97 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:12,663 or lookin' at a candle 98 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,280 or gettin' beat upside your head by a cop's flashlight. 99 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,330 My daddy bought me this for my birthday. 100 00:04:18,366 --> 00:04:21,156 A diamond watch? 101 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,330 Yeah. Do you like it? 102 00:04:22,366 --> 00:04:26,156 Uh, yeah, it's-it's-it's nice. It's a nice watch. 103 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:28,230 That ain't nothin', Shawn, show her what you got her. 104 00:04:28,266 --> 00:04:29,316 Shut up. 105 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:33,180 Lisa, this boy got you somethin' so special 106 00:04:33,216 --> 00:04:35,276 you will never forget it. 107 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:38,656 Really? Can I see it? 108 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:40,660 It's not ready yet, um.. 109 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:41,170 ...it's being handmade 110 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,660 and I'mma give it to you tonight 111 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:44,330 uh, when I make you your special 112 00:04:44,366 --> 00:04:46,326 birthday dinner at 7 o'clock. 113 00:04:46,366 --> 00:04:48,116 You're gonna make me dinner? 114 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:51,330 Yep, and Lisa, when you see this gift this boy got you 115 00:04:51,366 --> 00:04:53,316 you're gonna faint, girl. 116 00:04:53,350 --> 00:04:55,350 I'mma need some smellin' salts to wake you up. 117 00:04:55,383 --> 00:04:58,353 I can't wait to see what it is. 118 00:04:58,383 --> 00:05:00,373 Yeah, me neither. 119 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:04,230 [instrumental music] 120 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,100 Ah! 121 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:15,233 Ain't nothin' like a good cup of coffee in the mornin'. 122 00:05:15,266 --> 00:05:18,116 Oh, man, this is my 13th cup this mornin'. 123 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:22,250 I feel alive! Whoo! 124 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:27,826 - Hi, Shawn. - What's up, Pops? 125 00:05:27,116 --> 00:05:28,246 What's the matter, son? 126 00:05:28,283 --> 00:05:30,333 You look sadder than a fat woman in a G-string. 127 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,326 I'm havin' a little trouble with Lisa. 128 00:05:34,366 --> 00:05:36,126 All couples go through that now. 129 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:37,166 This is what you do. 130 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:41,330 Spice things up with costumes. 131 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:44,230 Last Saturday night, I wore a red leather matador suit. 132 00:05:44,266 --> 00:05:48,166 Your mama and I had a little bullfight, you know. 133 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,500 Not that kind of trouble, Pop. 134 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:52,160 Good. Because what your mama and I do in private 135 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,250 is none of your business. 136 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:56,496 Pops, let me ask you a question. 137 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:57,170 When you got baptized.. 138 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,250 ...how long did they hold you underwater? 139 00:06:00,266 --> 00:06:01,346 Have a cup of coffee, son. 140 00:06:01,383 --> 00:06:03,233 It'll cheer you right up. Look at me. 141 00:06:03,266 --> 00:06:06,656 I had a whole pot. I'm happy as a clown. 142 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:09,196 So what's the problem anyway? 143 00:06:09,233 --> 00:06:11,333 Well, it's Lisa's birthday 144 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:12,370 and I wanna get her a really nice gift. 145 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,330 But everything nice is too expensive. 146 00:06:15,660 --> 00:06:18,200 Well...it is a problem. 147 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:20,153 Of course, you haven't looked everywhere yet. 148 00:06:20,183 --> 00:06:23,123 Uh, uh-huh, Pops, you know, I ain't goin' to the junkyard. 149 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,320 What do you mean a junkyard? Come on. I ain't Fred Sanford. 150 00:06:25,350 --> 00:06:27,170 I got some new merchandise in. 151 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,350 Come on, Pop, anything you're sellin', I don't want any. 152 00:06:29,383 --> 00:06:32,323 I'm not telling you to buy anything. Just take a look. 153 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,380 I got some nice gold chains, look. Looks just like real gold. 154 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,370 And if I put it on it will turn my neck just like real green. 155 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,130 Give that back to me. How about a set of steak knives? 156 00:06:42,166 --> 00:06:44,326 I'm dating Lisa. Not Lorena Bobbitt. 157 00:06:44,366 --> 00:06:46,496 'Okay.' 158 00:06:46,830 --> 00:06:48,180 How about a prosthetic foot? 159 00:06:48,216 --> 00:06:50,496 Forget all that stuff, Pops. You're ill. 160 00:06:50,830 --> 00:06:53,830 - I'mma go have some coffee. - Good. I think I'll join you. 161 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:59,000 Hey, yo, Pops, when's the health inspector comin', man? 162 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:01,000 I'm tired of wearin' this stupid hairnet. 163 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:04,000 Anytime now. Besides, it look good on you. 164 00:07:04,330 --> 00:07:06,000 Yeah, just give me some flip-flops and a mumu 165 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:08,330 and I'll look just like grandma. 166 00:07:08,366 --> 00:07:11,116 [imitating Grandma Ellington] Hey, Shawny! 167 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:12,370 - What's up, kid? - Shawn. 168 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,300 Hey, yo, I got that $200 for the parkin' tickets. 169 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:18,233 I sure wish I could keep that money, though. 170 00:07:18,266 --> 00:07:20,126 Look, I'm not happy about it, either. 171 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:23,116 Sure, I could take that money and put it towards Lisa's gift. 172 00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:25,660 Yeah, you could buy her a microscope to find that 173 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:27,660 diamond you got her. 174 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:29,250 Hey, it ain't all about the size. It's the quality. 175 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:32,223 Yeah, that's what all men with small diamonds say. 176 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:34,150 Alright, calm down, calm down. 177 00:07:34,183 --> 00:07:35,273 Calm down, have a cup of coffee. 178 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,120 Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. 179 00:07:37,150 --> 00:07:40,300 Coffee make the world go round. Coffee, coffee, coffee. 180 00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:42,353 The world's a beautiful place with coffee. 181 00:07:42,383 --> 00:07:45,183 Hey, Pop, I-I don't want no coffee, man. 182 00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:48,366 Have some coffee! Everybody...drink some coffee! 183 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,130 Everybody, free coffee. Come on. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.. 184 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,126 This is my 14th cup today.. 185 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:55,326 [coughing] 186 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:58,370 Yeah, Bentley's father sure did do a good job fixin' the car. 187 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,180 What is this, like, the third fire today? 188 00:08:01,216 --> 00:08:05,126 Hey, man...at least it kept the car warm. 189 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:06,266 Come on, you can't just leave it here. 190 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:09,000 You're blockin' somebody in. 191 00:08:09,330 --> 00:08:10,200 This is a Mercedes. 192 00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:13,133 What, it's gonna ram us? 193 00:08:13,166 --> 00:08:15,126 Besides, what are we doing here anyway? 194 00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:16,346 I'll only be a minute. We're just going here 195 00:08:16,383 --> 00:08:18,333 to see if I can find somethin' nice for Lisa. 196 00:08:18,366 --> 00:08:21,496 - Alright. - Lock up. 197 00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:23,150 [keys jingle] 198 00:08:23,183 --> 00:08:24,303 [locks click] 199 00:08:29,830 --> 00:08:31,830 [coughs] 200 00:08:31,116 --> 00:08:33,326 Excuse me, madam. 201 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:34,230 I-I just want you to know.. 202 00:08:34,266 --> 00:08:37,296 that the cases are hooked up to a silent alarm 203 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:40,103 and we don't have any cash. 204 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:42,303 That's okay. Today's our day off. 205 00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:45,203 Besides, we left our ski mask at home. 206 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:48,173 - Yay. - Oh, I am so sorry. 207 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,230 I-I-I'm a little bit on edge. 208 00:08:50,266 --> 00:08:52,096 I've had three hold-ups 209 00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:55,173 and they were all, well, you know, urban. 210 00:08:57,330 --> 00:08:58,220 That's funny, I went to 211 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,000 three different jewelry stores today 212 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:01,250 and all the salespeople have been 213 00:09:01,283 --> 00:09:03,303 well, you know, bigots. 214 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:07,120 Well, we don't have any of that here 215 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:09,160 so if I can help you in any way 216 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,370 I'll be over there at the security camera. 217 00:09:15,183 --> 00:09:16,183 Damn. 218 00:09:16,216 --> 00:09:17,246 [mumbling] 219 00:09:17,283 --> 00:09:19,273 This stuff is nice. 220 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:21,270 Hey, Shawn, what do you think? 221 00:09:22,366 --> 00:09:25,346 I think you look like Esther Rolle. 222 00:09:25,383 --> 00:09:28,663 [imitating Esther Rolle] Oh, James! 223 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,170 I don't know why you're in here. 224 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,330 You can't afford anything in this store. 225 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:35,130 You don't know that. 226 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:36,216 - Excuse me, ma'am. - Yes? 227 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:38,500 How much is it for this necklace? 228 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:41,200 - Uh, $6,000. - Six thou.. 229 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:46,330 Are-are you alright? Oh.. 230 00:09:46,366 --> 00:09:48,196 You look like my husband 231 00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:50,833 when he found out that his country club 232 00:09:50,116 --> 00:09:52,116 let that Goldberg fellow in. 233 00:09:54,216 --> 00:09:56,166 I'm-I'm-I'm sorry. 234 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,220 I-I just was lookin' for somethin' 235 00:09:58,250 --> 00:10:00,180 a little, little more.. 236 00:10:00,216 --> 00:10:02,166 - What's that word? Uh.. - Cheap. 237 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,660 Well, I'm sorry, dear. 238 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:07,100 But, uh, maybe you're in the wrong kind of store. 239 00:10:07,133 --> 00:10:09,353 Perhaps you should try Sears. 240 00:10:09,383 --> 00:10:11,373 [laughing] 241 00:10:13,316 --> 00:10:16,246 Oh, you are killin' me, Tweety bird's grandmother. 242 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:23,196 Uh, look here, just give me somethin' a little.. 243 00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:25,503 ...less expensive, that's all. 244 00:10:25,830 --> 00:10:26,200 Well, okay. 245 00:10:26,233 --> 00:10:29,833 Fine. Now, you just brace yourselves. 246 00:10:29,116 --> 00:10:30,216 [laughing] 247 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,660 Where is the comedy coming from? 248 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:34,200 Now, this is four. 249 00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,383 - Thousand? - Hundred. 250 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,160 - Oh, that ain't too bad. - 'No.' 251 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,150 What? Are you kidding me? 252 00:10:40,183 --> 00:10:43,273 $400, I go to Chinatown and live like a king. 253 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,330 Well? 254 00:10:44,366 --> 00:10:47,276 - It sure is beautiful. - Mm-hmm. 255 00:10:47,316 --> 00:10:48,276 Man. 256 00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:50,276 Yeah, too bad you can't afford it. 257 00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:55,183 - Yes, I can. - No, you can't. 258 00:10:55,216 --> 00:10:56,276 Look, Marlon, just give me the money 259 00:10:56,316 --> 00:10:58,326 and I won't have to hurt you. 260 00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:00,250 Boy, you ain't scare nobody. I'm a man now. Shoot. 261 00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:01,383 Alright, alright. Here! 262 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,660 Take it! Take all the money. Here! 263 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,100 Take everything. Take it all. 264 00:11:07,316 --> 00:11:08,346 - Here you go. - Thank you. 265 00:11:08,383 --> 00:11:10,273 Thank you very, very much. 266 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:12,350 Oh, I must remove the price tag. 267 00:11:12,383 --> 00:11:15,663 No, no, no, no, do-don't do that. Don't do that. 268 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:17,330 Matter of fact, could you add a couple of zeros? 269 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:18,180 You know, it's for my girl. 270 00:11:19,283 --> 00:11:22,133 I'm sure she will be very very happy. 271 00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,096 - 'Oh, yeah.' - 'Now, there you go.' 272 00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:29,103 Are either of you, uh, the proud owner of a 1968 GTO? 273 00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:31,123 - No. - Yes. 274 00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:33,320 - Yes. - No. 275 00:11:33,350 --> 00:11:36,220 Well, at least you got your story straight. 276 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:38,660 Are you aware that you're double parked? 277 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:39,120 That's impossible. 278 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:40,300 We only have one car. 279 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,333 It's just stupid. 280 00:11:44,266 --> 00:11:46,096 Sorry, we just, uh.. 281 00:11:46,133 --> 00:11:47,303 ...just about to move the car-- 282 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:52,133 Are you aware that you have $400 in unpaid parkin' tickets? 283 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,246 Yes, we're totally aware of that-- 284 00:11:53,283 --> 00:11:55,833 Are you also aware that 285 00:11:55,116 --> 00:11:57,116 there is a warrant out for your arrest? 286 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,330 - I didn't know about all that.. - I mean, I got a call from.. 287 00:11:59,366 --> 00:12:02,166 - Let me show you my ID. - Hey, hey, hey, don't move! 288 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,180 Freeze, dirt bags! 289 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,350 [instrumental music] 290 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,250 (male #2) 'Alright, come on, come on, come on. Get in here.' 291 00:12:19,283 --> 00:12:21,183 - Let's go. Let's go. - Hey, hey, hey. 292 00:12:21,216 --> 00:12:22,266 You better be gentle. 293 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,380 I got a video camera in my pocket. 294 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,660 Oh, get over there. 295 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,170 Marlon, will you just calm down. 296 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,000 Everything's gonna be alright. 297 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:31,100 I can't believe this, man. 298 00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:32,323 Mom's gonna kill me. 299 00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:34,330 Pop's gonna kill me. 300 00:12:35,366 --> 00:12:38,496 He's gonna kill me. 301 00:12:38,830 --> 00:12:40,170 Will you calm down? Would you just get a hold of yourself. 302 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,230 I'm trying! 303 00:12:42,266 --> 00:12:44,656 Alright, show time, folks. 304 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:46,830 Come on. Let's go. 305 00:12:47,216 --> 00:12:49,226 Everybody smile for the cameras. 306 00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:55,173 'Turn to the right.' 307 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,230 'The right.' 308 00:12:57,266 --> 00:12:59,166 Just face me. 309 00:13:01,316 --> 00:13:03,656 Hey, hold on. Can we, can we do that again? 310 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,220 I didn't smile right. 311 00:13:13,116 --> 00:13:14,346 Alright, cover girls, over here. 312 00:13:14,383 --> 00:13:16,003 Yo, do me a favor. 313 00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:17,160 If the pictures come out any good 314 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,150 could you send me some back? 315 00:13:18,183 --> 00:13:20,223 - For me and my girl. - And one for my mommy. 316 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,350 Hey, yo, what's up, Arsenio? You got the time? 317 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,270 Yes. 318 00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:37,163 Alright, let's see those hands. 319 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,100 Ah.. 320 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,323 ...fingers on the pad. 321 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:42,220 Look, Marl, just like Marion Barry. 322 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:44,180 Hey, that pad got ink on it, man. 323 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,120 Shh. 324 00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:48,270 Alright, come on. 325 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:51,220 Until your father gets here, you guys are in the tank. 326 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,160 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 327 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,300 How come he got to make a phone call, and I don't? 328 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,503 Alright, but make it real quick. 329 00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:59,160 How come you always do what I do? 330 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,130 Copycat, copycat, copycat. 331 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:06,366 Hi, Lisa? 332 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,250 Sorry, baby, I'm gonna be late for our birthday dinner tonight. 333 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,373 Why? 334 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,250 - We got stuck in traffic.. - Um.. 335 00:14:13,283 --> 00:14:15,253 B-because I'm stuck in traffic. 336 00:14:15,283 --> 00:14:17,163 I'll kill you! 337 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,200 I'll kill you all! 338 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,323 Who...who was that? 339 00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:23,300 Um, that was, uh.. 340 00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:28,300 ...that was the, uh, the cab driver. 341 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,003 Yeah, that was the cab driver. 342 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:33,830 Hey, make a left over there, Punjab! 343 00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:34,266 A left, Punjab! 344 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,333 No problem, sir. 345 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,180 Okay, Lisa, well, baby, I-I'll talk to you later. 346 00:14:41,216 --> 00:14:43,266 - I love you. Bye-bye. - Bye. Love you too, Lisa. 347 00:14:47,266 --> 00:14:49,366 Come on. I don't have all night. 348 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:01,320 Oh, my God! 349 00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:04,120 Will you calm down? Everything's gonna be alright. 350 00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:09,830 Oh, my God! 351 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,146 Excuse me, officer. 352 00:15:10,183 --> 00:15:11,323 Could you do me a favor? 353 00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:13,500 Like what? 354 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,150 Could I use your gun for an hour? 355 00:15:15,183 --> 00:15:17,003 [chuckles] 356 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,270 There he goes. 357 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:22,200 Last man that's not gonna wanna make me his wife. 358 00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:25,373 What are you worried about? I'm the pretty one. 359 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,180 Shawn, I got a confession to make. 360 00:15:28,216 --> 00:15:30,126 What? 361 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:33,326 Over the years, I stole a lot of money from you. 362 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:34,330 Ah, don't sweat it, kid. 363 00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:37,196 I also have a confession to make. 364 00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:39,223 Over the years, while you were sleepin'.. 365 00:15:40,216 --> 00:15:42,376 ...I hit you in the head a lot. 366 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,150 Oh, thank you, God! 367 00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:48,333 I thought that was a tumor. Whoo. 368 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,120 Goodbye, Marlon. 369 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,120 Goodbye, Shawn. 370 00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:57,330 And to think.. 371 00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,660 ...I never got to see Paris. 372 00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:02,353 First time? 373 00:16:02,383 --> 00:16:04,503 - Yeah. - Uh, yeah. 374 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:05,270 You want some advice? 375 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:08,160 There's only two ways to survive in this place. 376 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,330 You can either fight.. 377 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 ...or make friends. 378 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,330 We'll probably fight. 379 00:16:18,366 --> 00:16:20,276 Well, suit yourselves, but you better do somethin' 380 00:16:20,316 --> 00:16:22,096 better than what you've been doin' 381 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:24,283 or I'll kick the crap out of both of y'all myself. 382 00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:29,326 See what you did? We could've had a nice friend. 383 00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:32,223 Shawn, I'm scared, man. 384 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,350 When these dudes find out we're in here 385 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,503 for parkin' tickets 386 00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:36,220 they're gonna kill us. 387 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,370 Will you calm down, man? 388 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Look, I know how these people work, okay? 389 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:42,170 I know how to handle them. You gotta be strong. 390 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,100 - Okay. - They can smell fear. 391 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,173 I was wonderin' what that smell was. 392 00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:49,176 Look, as long as you're with me 393 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,146 ain't nobody gonna mess with you. 394 00:16:51,183 --> 00:16:52,283 Big brother got your back. 395 00:16:52,316 --> 00:16:54,326 Good. 396 00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:55,300 'Cause that guy over there is lookin' at me funny 397 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,173 like he wants some trouble. 398 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,250 - Who? That guy? - Mm-hmm. Right there. 399 00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:04,500 That's who you scared of? 400 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,330 I'll take and I'll squash his head like a pea! 401 00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:10,130 Yeah! 402 00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:11,996 And then I'll take and I'll-I'll rip his ears off. 403 00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:13,830 Yeah! 404 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,826 - And then tie him in a knot. - Yeah! 405 00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:17,276 Yeah. Huh. 406 00:17:17,316 --> 00:17:19,316 - Yeah, what's up? What's up? - Now. 407 00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:20,370 - What's up? What's up? - Now. 408 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,230 Hey, yo, my man. 409 00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:25,266 You got some kinda eye problem with my brother? 410 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:29,220 - Shawn, Shawn, Shawn, Shawn! - What's up? No, no, no.. 411 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,370 - Come get some! - Shawn. 412 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,300 - What? - I'm not talkin' about him. 413 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,353 Ah, yo, I don't-- 414 00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:35,833 I'm talkin' about this guy right here. 415 00:17:35,116 --> 00:17:37,146 I don't care who you are talkin' about. 416 00:17:37,183 --> 00:17:39,663 I got them back. You know what am sayin'. 417 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,250 'Cause ain't nobody runnin'.. 418 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:48,250 You lookin' for some trouble? 419 00:17:48,283 --> 00:17:49,383 Hey, brah 420 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,500 what's all this black-on-black crime, huh? 421 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:55,100 Let's not add to the statistics. 422 00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:56,223 Go ahead, Shawn, tell him 423 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:59,230 how you gonna splat his fat head. 424 00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:01,316 Tell-tell him how you're gonna twist him into a knot. 425 00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:04,180 - Shut up, Marlon. - Yeah. And-and ring your bell! 426 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:05,346 Shut up, Marlon. 427 00:18:05,383 --> 00:18:07,663 Ooh, is that right? 428 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:08,220 You messin' with the wrong person. 429 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,320 That's my brother you're messin' with. 430 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,380 Hey! Oh, come on, man. Come on, big.. 431 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,350 Oh! Alright, get off of me. 432 00:18:14,383 --> 00:18:16,123 Get off of me. Alright. 433 00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:18,300 I'm countin' to three, and then I'm goin' crazy. 434 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:22,163 One, two, three. 435 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,270 One thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight 436 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:28,000 one thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine.. 437 00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:30,830 ...two thousand! Get off me! 438 00:18:30,116 --> 00:18:32,826 [chuckles] Two thousand. 439 00:18:32,116 --> 00:18:34,196 That's when I get out of here. 440 00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:36,303 Don't you ever turn your back on me, boy. Here, come on. 441 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,830 I got you. Say uncle! 442 00:18:45,116 --> 00:18:48,156 - Say uncle! Say uncle! - 'Say it. Say it!' 443 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,160 Well, say uncle. Say uncle! 444 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,830 Oh, what? 445 00:18:51,116 --> 00:18:52,276 Tryin' to get tough. Come here, boy. 446 00:18:52,316 --> 00:18:54,346 Let me show you what time it is jailhouse, boy. 447 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,283 'What you know about the jailhouse, boy?' 448 00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:59,176 Jailhouse! Show me what you got, baby. 449 00:18:59,216 --> 00:19:02,156 Sugar Ray. Football, baby. 450 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,280 Marl! Get the left! Left jab! Left jab! Left jab! 451 00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:06,096 Get him on low! 452 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,283 Marlon, are you okay? 453 00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:15,116 Marlon? 454 00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:17,160 Grandma? 455 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,150 You want me to walk towards the light, grandma? 456 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:23,503 Hey, back off, Tiny, don't you touch my boys. 457 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,830 I know your mama, boy! 458 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,370 Boy, Pops, I never thought I'd be so happy to see you. 459 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,170 Oh, I wish I could say the same. 460 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,000 I'm just happy this is over. 461 00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:38,230 It ain't over yet. Your mama's in the car. 462 00:19:38,266 --> 00:19:40,296 And she ain't too happy. 463 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,253 (together) What? 464 00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:43,273 Oh! 465 00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:47,233 [instrumental music] 466 00:19:53,316 --> 00:19:55,096 - Aw! - Sorry 'bout that. 467 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:04,220 Ooh, yeah! 468 00:20:09,283 --> 00:20:11,303 Let me go get some cologne. 469 00:20:27,183 --> 00:20:28,183 Hi. 470 00:20:28,216 --> 00:20:32,176 (together) Hey, Happy birthday! 471 00:20:32,216 --> 00:20:34,346 Wow, this is great. 472 00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:36,283 (together) Yeah. 473 00:20:36,316 --> 00:20:39,156 I'm surprised you got out of jail in time. 474 00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:43,500 You know? 475 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,100 Shawn, who do you think gave your father 476 00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:47,133 the $400 to bail you out? 477 00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:50,226 Well, uh, I gotta go. 478 00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:53,326 I think I helped enough for today. Ooh. 479 00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,250 Will you get outta here? 480 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,250 I'm sorry, baby. I.. 481 00:21:02,283 --> 00:21:03,373 I tried to get you somethin' really nice 482 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,350 for your birthday and I.. 483 00:21:05,383 --> 00:21:07,333 I messed up. 484 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,176 Shawn, I keep tellin' you 485 00:21:09,216 --> 00:21:12,156 I don't care about presents. 486 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,330 Yeah, but you deserve nice things. 487 00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:16,376 I wanna give you the world, girl. 488 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,353 I love you. 489 00:21:19,383 --> 00:21:22,223 Baby, you are my world. 490 00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:34,180 - I love you. - I love you too. 491 00:21:36,366 --> 00:21:38,126 Happy birthday. 492 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,316 [gasps] 493 00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:41,220 It's beautiful! 494 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,350 Yeah, uh 495 00:21:42,383 --> 00:21:45,203 you might wanna rinse it off first, uh 496 00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:47,253 I had to hide it when I was in lockup. 497 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,160 [instrumental music] 498 00:21:54,116 --> 00:21:55,276 - That's true. - T-that's what happened to us. 499 00:21:55,316 --> 00:21:57,226 Now, tell us about your time in the big house. 500 00:21:57,266 --> 00:21:59,146 Me and the homeboys.. 501 00:21:59,183 --> 00:22:01,833 ...were running guns out of Mexico. 502 00:22:01,116 --> 00:22:03,156 Well, I will tell you, we could've all 503 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,830 gotten away with it 504 00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:06,326 but there was a border guard 505 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:07,220 'started dissin' me.' 506 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:09,160 - What? - Say what? 507 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,100 I had no choice. 508 00:22:10,133 --> 00:22:12,223 I had to shoot his head clean off. 509 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,230 He looked like a Roman candle! 510 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,266 [laughing] 511 00:22:17,233 --> 00:22:18,373 (together) Ooh. 512 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,150 Did I ever show you a picture 513 00:22:20,183 --> 00:22:22,133 of my little granddaughter, Elise? 514 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,246 (together) Oh! 36334

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