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What are ya,
gonna surround me?
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Oh!
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You don't
belong here.
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Fuck
you!
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You put
it down.
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Where ya
going?
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Ah!
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Daddy hurt
himself.
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Ha-ha-ha, it's not
gonna fit you!
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And you don't do
that to a friend.
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Oh,
God!
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Oh,
no!
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Ah-h-h!
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It's a horrible
idea.
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Look, if he
says no,
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I'll just come
back home.
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It's
stupid
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and
selfish.
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Be safe,
okay?
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Okay.
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6:45 M.A.
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Woo!
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You're wearing
the hat now?
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That's fine,
that's fine.
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Hey, don't
take it off.
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No, I got a hat
hook for ya.
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Right over
there.
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Just sit
there.
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Glorious!
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It's glorious!
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Oh, Christmas!
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Oh, Santa
Claus.
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Chris!
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Chris, it's
Michael.
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Can I come
up?
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Who?
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Mike Danube,
your best friend.
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Yeah,
man.
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Just don't scare away
the birds though.
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Seriously.
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Okay.
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Do not scare
the birds!
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Okay, I'm coming
up, all right?
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Don't shoot,
okay?
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Sure.
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Holy shit,
man!
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Fucking
Mike!
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How the fuck
are ya, man?
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I'm good, man,
I'm good.
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You?
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Oh, God, fucking
fantastic, man.
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Fucking living
the dream, man.
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Isn't this fucking
the tits?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's, uh,
something else.
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Yeah.
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How'd you find
this place?
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You sent
me a map.
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Fuck,
I did?
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Goddamn, man,
these fucking bugs
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are trying to fucking
get me, dude.
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They're trying to eat
me like they got this
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goddamn tree
over here.
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Yeah, I read
about that.
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It's a parasite,
a beetle, right?
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Yeah,
yeah.
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It fucking
flies, too.
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Did you
know that?
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A lot of people
don't know that.
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I wouldn't give
a shit if they
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ate the entire
tree, but no,
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they fucking leave
it like a dick
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to fucking remind me that
they'll fucking eat me.
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Oh, fucking shut
the fuck up!
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I swear to God
these fucking birds
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are just fucking take
my shit all the time
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and they will not
fucking shut up.
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Oh, God, eat
my fucking...
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I got drinks, man,
you want a drink?
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Sure.
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Come on,
man,
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let's get
fucking drinks.
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Come
on.
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Okay.
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Mike, it is good
to see you.
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Seriously, I am glad you
got to see this place.
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It's a very special
place to me
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and you get
to see it.
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I'm
happy.
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Yeah,
of course.
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Oh,
God.
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You look,
uh...
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You lost a, a ton
of weight.
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Oh, yeah, I can
see my dick now.
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Crack-kins,
huh?
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You've been
busy.
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Fuck yeah I've
been busy, man.
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The inspiration,
I'm telling you,
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it just fucking
flows through me
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like a river
of...
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Crap, where's
my fucking pipe?
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Okay.
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All
right.
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Give me my
pipe, dude.
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I don't
have it.
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Mike,
fuck you.
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Give me my fucking
pipe right now!
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I don't have
your pipe.
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Mike, you fucking
asshole!
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No, don't fucking judge
me with your shitty
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fucking eyes
goddamnit.
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Really?
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It was
the fucking birds.
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You're right,
I gotcha.
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Okay, here
it comes.
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Shit!
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Godda--
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Oh, fucking
bullets.
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Out of fucking
bullets!
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Goddammit,
man!
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Chris, it's okay,
man, all right?
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I see
your pipe.
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You see
it?
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Yes, yes, it's
outside, okay?
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I'm, I'm gonna
go outside
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and I'm gonna
get it.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna bring
it back to you.
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Bring
it back.
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Just have a seat on your
mattress and chill out.
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You're
the boss.
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All right, I'll
be waiting here.
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All
right.
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You're a good
friend, Michael.
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry this
had to happen when
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you came
to visit me.
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Oh.
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Oh, fuck Mike, you're
a fucking lifesaver.
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Oh,
God.
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Oh, there
we go.
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Oh,
God.
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Fuck,
man.
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That's a lot
better, dude.
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Fuck, that was
a close one.
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Oh,
God.
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Sorry,
man.
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For
what?
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All right, look,
I came here
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to ask you
one last time.
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Can we get in my truck
and take you somewhere?
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Oh, come on, dude,
no way, man.
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This...
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Mike this is my fucking
destiny, man, you know that.
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All I'm asking is
that you get clean
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for one
week, okay?
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If after that you
want to go back
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to dying here,
that's fine.
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No.
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No
way.
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Okay.
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All
right.
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Well,
goodbye.
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What?
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Mike, don't
fucking--
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Here, dude,
don't leave.
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Finish your
drink, man.
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Come on,
sit down.
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Come on, finish
your drink.
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Sit down, finish your
drink, talk to me.
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How's...
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How's your
wife?
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How's,
um...
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Jennifer.
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Jennifer.
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Is
good.
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Jennifer's
good, right?
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Okay,
that's good.
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00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,127
Is she still mad at
me about the wedding?
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Yes.
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Really?
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Yeah, actually,
yeah, nobody,
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nobody really likes you
very much right now.
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Oh, that
sucks.
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You can
fix it.
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Oh, God,
there's no--
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Do you
remem--
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I don't think
I can fix that.
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God.
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Oh God, Mike, I got
a fucking dog.
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Can you
believe that?
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I finally got
a fucking dog.
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It's so fucking
awesome.
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She doesn't
live here,
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but she visits
me every day.
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We're, uh, we're writing
a book together
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on, uh,
squirrels.
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Her
idea.
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When's the last
time you slept?
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Oh,
fuck.
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Jeez,
I don't know.
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Well,
all right.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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You're
leavin'?
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All right,
man.
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In seven days the last
molecule of that shit
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will be leaving
your body.
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00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:06,189
After that,
you wanna die,
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I will throw
you the key,
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00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,611
and you'll never
see me again.
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00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,404
Mike, what are
ya doing?
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00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,323
Mike, what
the fuck?
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00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:17,534
Look, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna go to the store.
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I'll be back
in a half hour.
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Mike!
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00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:21,538
Mike,
fuck off!
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00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,332
Mike, take this
fucking off me
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00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,499
right fucking
now!
220
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:25,334
Try and sleep
it off.
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00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,252
Michael!
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00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,545
Fuck you,
Mike!
223
00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:30,213
Are you fucking
kidding me?
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00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,548
Mike!
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Mike!
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Oh, my fucking
God, Mike,
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you're a fucking
dead man!
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Fucking let me out
of this fucking thing!
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00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,556
Michael!
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00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:42,267
Oh,
fuck!
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00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,582
I tried,
there's no,
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00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,668
there's no signal
at the cabin.
233
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,586
Yeah, he, uh, he
says he's gonna try.
234
00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:12,005
He was being
surprisingly agreeable.
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00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,175
So...
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00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,053
Yeah, I know,
it is a miracle.
237
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:25,435
I know, I know,
there're much
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bigger
responsibilities.
239
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,610
Well,
hey.
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00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,696
Well, hi, where'd
you come from?
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00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,906
What's your
name?
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00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,992
Hey.
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00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,285
Hi.
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00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,412
Hi.
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00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:48,041
Pretty
dog.
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00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,876
Hey.
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00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,506
Where'd you
get that?
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00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,508
My
pocket.
249
00:11:56,675 --> 00:12:00,679
I don't want my
teeth to fall out.
250
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:04,433
Michael, when
you were gone
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00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:08,311
I took a long, hard
look at myself.
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00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,313
You're
right.
253
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,649
I'm pretty
fucked up.
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00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,193
I need to go
to rehab.
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I'm ready,
man.
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00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:21,742
I'm ready for you
to take me to rehab.
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00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,410
Let's do
this.
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00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:27,289
Uncuff
me.
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00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:28,415
What are
you doing?
260
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,542
Why are you
doing that?
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00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,754
Mike, let me out
of the fucking cuffs.
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00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,716
Do you know why
Jimi Hendrix died?
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00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,468
He didn't have
Mike Danube
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and a set of handcuffs
to save his life.
265
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,555
Here, you're gonna need
water and calories.
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00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:44,723
It's an empty
bag anyway.
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00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,391
Hey, I found someone
you know outside.
268
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:47,601
Are Billy and Micah
outside?
269
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,269
No, you still talk
to those degenerates?
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00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,272
They're my
drug dealers.
271
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,649
Oh my God,
Sara!
272
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,109
Kill
Mike.
273
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,110
Kill Mike,
Sara.
274
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,695
I found an address
on her tags.
275
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,781
I should probably take
her back to her owner.
276
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,574
Oh yeah, great
idea, Mike.
277
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:03,867
Take away the only thing
in life that keeps me
278
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,952
from killing
myself.
279
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,710
She has a really
good imagination.
280
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,046
Hey, some ointment
for your wrist.
281
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,631
I'm gonna fire up some
chili, you want some?
282
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,549
Does it got crack
in it, motherfucker?
283
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,636
Okay, at least
drink something.
284
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:26,014
I read that the dehydration
will only make this worse.
285
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:28,099
Thank you
for this.
286
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,810
I appreciate it.
287
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:08,557
Please,
Michael.
288
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:12,018
Please.
289
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,188
I need
it.
290
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,065
Please,
Michael.
291
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:23,530
Please,
Michael.
292
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,616
Please.
293
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:30,537
I need it,
Michael.
294
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:34,332
Please.
295
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:38,420
Please,
Michael.
296
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:42,340
I need
it.
297
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:46,177
Please.
298
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:50,390
Please,
Mike.
299
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:54,185
I need
it, Mike.
300
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:57,397
Please.
301
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:01,234
Please,
Mike.
302
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,402
Please,
Michael.
303
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,851
Give me the fucking
key, Mike!
304
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,227
Give me the fucking
key, man!
305
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,897
Fuck!
306
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,398
Oh...
307
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:44,444
Oh.
308
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,571
Fuck.
309
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,241
Oh.
310
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,622
Oh.
311
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,803
Oh,
God.
312
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,064
Wake up you
little bitch.
313
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,899
Yo, come out, don't be
keeping all that stuff
314
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,819
for your dirty
carpet mining self.
315
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,698
Oh,
shit!
316
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,700
Mike Danube
and shit.
317
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,035
Fuck, what
up, dog?
318
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,079
I didn't know you
was into chicken?
319
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:40,542
Where's
Chris?
320
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,669
Yo,
Chris!
321
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,797
Chris!
322
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,716
He all whooped
already?
323
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,092
No, he's, uh,
he's sick
324
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,969
and he's taking
a break,
325
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:51,761
but I'll, uh,
I'll let him know
326
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,764
you guys
stopped by.
327
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:55,932
Y'all are getting
all spracked
328
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:56,766
on our shit
in there, huh?
329
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:57,600
You tell
him, dog.
330
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,687
Yeah.
331
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:01,688
Use that
shit.
332
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:05,817
I fucking
dare you.
333
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,569
Come
on.
334
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,780
All right
then.
335
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:14,909
Now I see
how it is.
336
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:18,747
Yo,
Chris,
337
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,373
we're gonna come back
later go fishing.
338
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,042
I'm telling you,
motherfucker.
339
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,376
If we don't get
that blue belly,
340
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:27,505
we're gonna have
some problems, yo.
341
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,632
Fucking
cunt.
342
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:33,970
Faggot.
343
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:36,848
Oh, what
the fuck?
344
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,892
Are you fucking
dealing?
345
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,643
I wish I was
fucking dealing.
346
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,563
What's the gun
for?
347
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:44,856
Protection.
348
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,650
Protection
from what?
349
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:48,818
The birds.
350
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,820
Okay, there are
no birds, Chris.
351
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,948
You have meth
psychosis.
352
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:56,826
The gray man.
353
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,870
The gray man,
yes of course.
354
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,789
Mike, the government
issues each
355
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:01,998
and every one of us
a shadow man.
356
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,708
Billy and Micah
stopped by.
357
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,085
Billy and Micah
are fucked up.
358
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,252
Don't fuck with
those guys, dude.
359
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,879
You know, I never thought
that you would end up
360
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:08,671
as bad
as them.
361
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,131
I fucking--
362
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,925
I'm kidnapped, asshole,
and you're jud--
363
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,177
You're a self-righteous
asshole!
364
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,804
They said that you have
something of theirs.
365
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,264
God.
366
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,600
All right, man, fucking
last fucking month
367
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,560
my check didn't come
and fucking so they
368
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,270
shared
with me.
369
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,856
Oh,
God.
370
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,650
Provided I just fucking
pay 'em back this month.
371
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,193
Okay.
372
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,695
Where
is it?
373
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,989
You found
it already.
374
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,243
The rest
of it.
375
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,453
Okay.
376
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,706
Come on, dude, you know I'm
gonna find it eventually.
377
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,718
Mike, please just
give me a hit of it.
378
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,721
Mike,
seriously.
379
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,765
Mike, I...
380
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,350
I know I sound ridiculous
'cause you hear--
381
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:02,642
Just plea--
382
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,936
Just I--
383
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,063
You don't just
go cold turkey.
384
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,001
What'd you
do with it?
385
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,753
Mike, you can't fuck around
with this stuff, man.
386
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,129
I didn't do
anything, okay?
387
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,130
I just picked
this stuff up
388
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,798
and I brought
it straight here.
389
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,008
There was nothing
else down there?
390
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,510
No, just a shitload
of guns,
391
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:22,180
that box, and these
like a little story.
392
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,848
Mike, this is
not good, man.
393
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,017
Look, I know right
now it probably feels
394
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:27,060
like you're not
gonna make it,
395
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,144
but you're gonna
be all right.
396
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:31,606
Oh God, I owe
Micah and Billy.
397
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:34,359
They're not the same guys
from high school, Mike.
398
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:36,569
I saw Billy hit
a girl so hard
399
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,737
her fucking eyeball
popped out of her
400
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,947
fucking
head.
401
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,157
What are
these?
402
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:43,952
They're fucking
some photos I found
403
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,412
by the stone
house.
404
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,039
I was gonna sell 'em
at the flea market.
405
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:50,041
And they were just
lying there in the dirt?
406
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,751
You find all kinds
of shit out here.
407
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,088
People do
rituals.
408
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,130
So, you've got
government
409
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:58,383
and devil worshipper
problems?
410
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,134
I'm really fucking
tired, Mike.
411
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,304
This is probably
the point
412
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:06,266
where you're gonna wanna
sleep for a few days.
413
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:11,229
Oh, God,
fuck off.
414
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,939
I'm going
for a walk.
415
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:36,296
That's exactly what
Jedediah was saying
416
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:40,049
about the metamorphosis
of the tadpole.
417
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,093
Hey, how's it
going, man?
418
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,303
Good,
thanks.
419
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,388
Right on,
right on.
420
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:49,100
Hey, uh, if you
don't me asking,
421
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:52,061
what, uh, what are
you doing out here?
422
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:55,398
Oh, I'm, uh, just
visiting my friend.
423
00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:57,150
Very cool,
very cool.
424
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,609
The only reason I'm
asking is that we come
425
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,653
out here just about
every day after prayer
426
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,864
and we never
see anyone ever.
427
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:03,990
So, this
is awesome.
428
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:05,992
I'm
Justin.
429
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,869
Um,
hi.
430
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,288
I'm, I'm
Michael.
431
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,956
Michael, it's fantastic
to meet you.
432
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:12,915
This is
David.
433
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:13,833
Hi.
434
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,002
And this
is Aaron.
435
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:16,669
How ya doing,
brother?
436
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,796
Good.
437
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,174
Yeah.
438
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:23,343
So, you guys are like
in a church group?
439
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,969
Basically,
basically.
440
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:27,972
Our whole thing is just making
sure that people know that
441
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:30,058
the celestial Messiah
will land his vessel
442
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:34,187
before the end
of days.
443
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,252
Why are you
freaking out?
444
00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:09,949
Fuck!
445
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,033
Holy
shit!
446
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,535
Holy
shit!
447
00:24:12,702 --> 00:24:14,162
What, what's
happening?
448
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:15,246
There's somebody
outside.
449
00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:16,664
Do they have
my stuff?
450
00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:18,082
No, it's
some girl.
451
00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:21,169
She looks crazy,
or sick, or some shit.
452
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:24,046
Oh,
God.
453
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:25,089
You're not
scared?
454
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:26,466
No, man, she's
probably from
455
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:30,428
the new age mental health
house up the street.
456
00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:32,972
They wander out
all the time.
457
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,724
Oh.
458
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:48,946
Rise and shine,
cunts!
459
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,073
Oh,
fuck.
460
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,036
Give me my
gun, Mike.
461
00:24:55,203 --> 00:24:56,621
Mike, don't leave
here without a gun.
462
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,164
Mike, don't
be stupid.
463
00:24:58,331 --> 00:24:59,874
Fuck.
464
00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:02,502
Just give me the crizzy
and we'll bounce.
465
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:05,630
Look, Billy, we don't
have your shit, okay?
466
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,798
Look, Chris either smoked
it all or he lost it,
467
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,259
I don't know, but I can
write you a check right now
468
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:11,719
for whatever
he owes you
469
00:25:11,886 --> 00:25:12,887
if you'd be willing
to call it even.
470
00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:14,472
No, fuck
that shit.
471
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:15,848
Come on, Chris, give me
the fucking twizz, bitch.
472
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:16,682
Fuck you,
Billy!
473
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:17,308
I don't owe
you shit.
474
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:20,353
Shut the
fuck up!
475
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,356
Look, Bill, I will give
you more than enough money
476
00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:24,857
to buy some
more, okay?
477
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:25,316
Billy.
478
00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:26,484
Yeah?
479
00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:28,277
Someone's coming
up the hill, dog.
480
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:29,862
All right,
fuck you.
481
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,697
Fuck you,
Danube.
482
00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:36,327
What are you
doing here?
483
00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:38,704
I'm, uh, I'm just
visiting my friend.
484
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,623
Yeah, what the fuck's
your friend doing here?
485
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,041
Hey, Mike,
who is that?
486
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,043
Don't let 'em
know I'm in here.
487
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,128
I'm, uh,
Michael.
488
00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:48,839
Charles.
489
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:49,715
Is there
a problem?
490
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:50,633
Yeah, there's
a problem.
491
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,594
This is my
goddamn building.
492
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:56,138
Oh, so Chris, Chris
didn't pay his rent?
493
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,140
Who the fuck
is Chris?
494
00:25:58,307 --> 00:25:59,767
Shit.
495
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:03,354
Look, um, I'm trying
to get him out of here
496
00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:04,605
and I need less
than a week.
497
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:07,316
Is there anyway we can
work something out?
498
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:09,110
Well, that would
be impossible.
499
00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:13,364
See, that's
the reservation border.
500
00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:14,824
We're on
a reservation?
501
00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:19,161
You need tribal council
approval to stay here.
502
00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:21,414
Okay, look,
um,
503
00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:23,499
how 'bout I write
you a check right now
504
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:24,709
and five days from now
you will never know
505
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:25,876
we were
even here?
506
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,086
Are you
serious?
507
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:30,047
Yeah.
508
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,508
Tell you
what.
509
00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:35,177
To bring me
cash tomorrow
510
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:38,222
you call
this number.
511
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,312
And I want this place
cleaned up in five days.
512
00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:45,104
Do you
understand me?
513
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:48,399
I do.
514
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:50,568
A lot of drug addicts
buried in these hills,
515
00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:52,820
you know
that?
516
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:04,624
You're
squatting.
517
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:05,750
You're
squatting.
518
00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:08,419
No, man,
we're squatting.
519
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,171
I mean, don't you get
money from welfare,
520
00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:14,050
or unemployment,
or something?
521
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:15,217
Well, the owner
was out there.
522
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,011
Billy and Micah are
coming back, Mike.
523
00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:18,346
You never know when
but they always come back,
524
00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:20,097
and they're gonna
fucking kill us.
525
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:23,225
Oh, and did you know you're
on an Indian reservation?
526
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,602
How the fuck am
I supposed to know
527
00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:26,562
what an Indian
reservation is
528
00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:27,438
or what private
property is?
529
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:29,398
Check a map you
fucking idiot.
530
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:30,566
I'm a fucking
junkie, Mike.
531
00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:31,734
I move every
two weeks when
532
00:27:31,901 --> 00:27:33,778
I'm not fucking
chained to a pipe.
533
00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,154
Do you have any idea
what tribal security
534
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,865
would do to us if they
caught us here?
535
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:38,324
Whatever
they want.
536
00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:39,575
Yeah.
537
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:40,451
Yeah, okay, so
fucking uncuff me.
538
00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:41,827
Let's get the fuck
out of here.
539
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:42,953
No, I'm gonna pay
'em for five days.
540
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,163
What?
541
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,373
We'll
be fine.
542
00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:46,374
Well, I hope you got
a good fucking deal
543
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,042
'cause this place
really sucks.
544
00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:48,834
What is
that smell?
545
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,711
I shit in
the bucket.
546
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,352
The man said that
it was worth more,
547
00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,688
wouldn't do that
to you.
548
00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:35,483
Where's
the rest?
549
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:38,486
There isn't
any more.
550
00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:41,530
I'm not lying
to you.
551
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:44,074
What is
that?
552
00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:45,117
No!
553
00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:46,285
God,
please!
554
00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:47,995
Please!
555
00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:49,455
Please!
556
00:29:49,622 --> 00:29:50,581
Please!
557
00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:39,213
What was
that?
558
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:40,965
Some weird
story.
559
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:42,049
Yeah.
560
00:30:42,216 --> 00:30:45,636
Well, the air weighs
a billion pounds
561
00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:49,765
and I itch all
over still.
562
00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:51,892
Hey, where did you
find those pictures?
563
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,436
Told ya, man, by that
stone house thing.
564
00:30:54,603 --> 00:30:55,646
Near the stove
thing?
565
00:30:55,813 --> 00:30:57,982
Yeah.
566
00:30:58,148 --> 00:31:00,234
There's a weird record
with a story in there.
567
00:31:00,401 --> 00:31:02,403
There's weird shit
everywhere, man.
568
00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:05,489
There's some weird
tires by the river.
569
00:31:05,656 --> 00:31:06,991
Why don't you
grab that?
570
00:31:07,157 --> 00:31:09,076
Why'd you send
me the video?
571
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,327
I didn't send
you a video.
572
00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,454
Yeah,
you did.
573
00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:14,832
The link you
emailed me.
574
00:31:14,999 --> 00:31:17,585
Mike, do you see a computer
or a camera around here, man?
575
00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:19,253
I sold all
that shit
576
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:23,674
a year ago
to shitty Carl.
577
00:31:23,841 --> 00:31:25,593
What are ya,
gonna surround me?
578
00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:27,219
Oh!
579
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:28,888
I don't think
I sent you that.
580
00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:31,682
Yeah, you sent it
to me with a map.
581
00:31:31,849 --> 00:31:34,894
Look, dude, you haven't
slept in like two days
582
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:37,313
and my brain is
fucked, obviously,
583
00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:39,481
so why don't
you uncuff me
584
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:42,902
before you
go crazy?
585
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:47,406
Yeah, you're right,
I need sleep.
586
00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:24,735
Hey, I found this library
book on our doorstep.
587
00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:26,320
Oh, that's
fantastic.
588
00:32:26,487 --> 00:32:27,488
Do you wanna
uncuff me now?
589
00:32:27,655 --> 00:32:28,322
It's
cool.
590
00:32:28,489 --> 00:32:29,323
It's like
a collection
591
00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:30,908
of fiction writing
or something.
592
00:32:31,075 --> 00:32:33,243
God, my legs are
starting to cramp up.
593
00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:35,371
There's a bunch of like
campfire ghost stories.
594
00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:36,872
It's a...
595
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:39,833
Oh God, they're really
starting to hurt.
596
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,335
Hey, I'm gonna
go pay that guy.
597
00:32:41,502 --> 00:32:44,088
Do you need
anything?
598
00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:47,174
Yeah, some food
would be good.
599
00:32:47,341 --> 00:32:48,926
Uh...
600
00:32:59,353 --> 00:33:00,062
Can you hand
it to me, man?
601
00:33:00,229 --> 00:33:02,022
I can barely
fucking move.
602
00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:07,528
There.
603
00:33:07,695 --> 00:33:09,780
Thank
you.
604
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:23,502
Just fucking
kill me, man.
605
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:24,670
Seriously, just
fucking grab a gun
606
00:33:24,837 --> 00:33:25,838
and kill me.
607
00:33:26,005 --> 00:33:26,755
Look, Chris,
I'm obviously
608
00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:29,133
I'm not an
expert, okay,
609
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:30,843
but I read that this
is normal, okay?
610
00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:31,719
You're gonna
feel weak,
611
00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:32,970
and you're gonna
feel helpless,
612
00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:34,179
but eventually,
little by little,
613
00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:37,516
you will
get better.
614
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:38,809
I'm not gonna fucking
be able to do this, man.
615
00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:39,560
Yes, you
can.
616
00:33:39,727 --> 00:33:40,561
Yes, you
can.
617
00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:41,311
Trust me
on this.
618
00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:44,648
You can do
this, okay?
619
00:33:44,815 --> 00:33:45,482
You have my word
you're not gonna die.
620
00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:46,734
Fuck.
621
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:49,069
Just fucking
kill me.
622
00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:57,786
Hey.
623
00:33:57,953 --> 00:33:59,621
Hey.
624
00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:08,130
You have
four days.
625
00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:10,966
Got it,
thank you.
626
00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:14,678
Um, hey, hey,
Charles?
627
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:17,431
My sincerest apologizes
on behalf of both of us.
628
00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:18,348
It doesn't
matter.
629
00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:20,059
If I were you,
I'd leave.
630
00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:22,770
Ain't nothing you
can do for him.
631
00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:24,605
Hey, can
I ask you
632
00:34:24,772 --> 00:34:28,150
a quick
question?
633
00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:29,943
With all due
respect, um,
634
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:31,653
why is no one living
in the place?
635
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:34,448
I mean, why not, you
know, finish it off
636
00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:36,075
and rent
it?
637
00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:37,868
We rent it out
to tribal members
638
00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:38,994
but it got burnt
in the fires.
639
00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:43,373
We couldn't afford
to rebuild.
640
00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:46,668
I'm sorry
to hear that.
641
00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:49,088
Thank you
again.
642
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:52,299
Hi.
643
00:35:22,496 --> 00:35:26,208
So, these are just
there in its place?
644
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:27,626
Yeah, it's
bizarre, right?
645
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,419
No, I don't
care.
646
00:35:44,226 --> 00:35:47,271
Another story with
a fucked up ending.
647
00:35:49,398 --> 00:35:50,899
What do
you think?
648
00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,901
About
what?
649
00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:54,111
Do you think someone's
leaving these stories
650
00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:55,988
for us
to find?
651
00:35:56,155 --> 00:35:58,365
I think people leave
their shit everywhere
652
00:35:58,532 --> 00:36:01,535
and you fucking
take it personally.
653
00:36:01,702 --> 00:36:03,829
I don't know,
Billy and Micah?
654
00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:04,913
The chick in
the window?
655
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:05,998
I don't know,
the fucking dog?
656
00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:08,125
Like why would somebody
be leaving stuff
657
00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:10,294
for us
to find?
658
00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:11,962
I don't fucking
know, Mike.
659
00:36:12,129 --> 00:36:14,965
Who gives
a shit, man?
660
00:36:15,132 --> 00:36:16,925
I got bigger fucking
problems than your
661
00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:20,012
fucking faggot
recordings.
662
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:39,114
Seriously?
663
00:36:39,281 --> 00:36:41,992
Alcohol has never
been your problem.
664
00:36:42,159 --> 00:36:43,160
Actually, no,
I won't say that.
665
00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:44,995
If you have problems
when you drink,
666
00:36:45,162 --> 00:36:48,332
you have
a drinking problem.
667
00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:50,918
What the fuck are
you talking about?
668
00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:56,006
Denise "The Beast" Price.
669
00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:57,966
Why you gotta
bring up old shit?
670
00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:00,802
She's easily
the fattest girl,
671
00:37:00,969 --> 00:37:03,096
I think, that has ever
walked the planet.
672
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:06,058
I was
wasted, man.
673
00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:07,976
I literally saw her
eat an entire block
674
00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:10,437
of Velveeta cheese
in one sitting.
675
00:37:10,604 --> 00:37:13,065
We were making nachos
and the stove was broken.
676
00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:16,318
There's no excuse
for that, dude.
677
00:37:16,485 --> 00:37:18,820
You had sex with
"Grody" Jody Jenkins.
678
00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:20,113
I was
in college.
679
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,740
I was
hammered.
680
00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:23,742
She looked like
John Madden.
681
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,160
No
way.
682
00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:27,788
Oh, yeah, she was
a punisher of eyes.
683
00:37:27,955 --> 00:37:29,122
Well, it's not as
bad as the hogs
684
00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:30,749
that Dale used
to bang, remember?
685
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:33,001
Oh, man, Dale
was the man
686
00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:34,127
'cause he owned
it, you know?
687
00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,420
He had
an opinion,
688
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,297
he didn't care, and he
just went for it.
689
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:39,925
He didn't give a shit who
fucking cared about it.
690
00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:40,467
To Dale.
691
00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:41,343
To Dale.
692
00:37:57,651 --> 00:37:58,986
Chris.
693
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,863
Oh my God,
I feel like shit.
694
00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,157
But in
a different way.
695
00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:08,412
Where did this
come from?
696
00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:10,622
You were looking at
it when you passed out.
697
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,165
I was?
698
00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:14,751
No, I have
no idea.
699
00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:10,265
Well, I mean, you know,
it's hard to tell.
700
00:39:10,432 --> 00:39:12,309
Um, you know, we'll have
to see after, you know,
701
00:39:12,476 --> 00:39:14,186
we get back,
but, uh,
702
00:39:14,353 --> 00:39:18,315
yeah, I'm, uh, I'm
really optimistic.
703
00:39:18,482 --> 00:39:22,361
Well, yeah, I mean, I'm
going a little stir crazy
704
00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:25,697
and I miss
you a lot.
705
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:28,158
How ya
feeling?
706
00:39:28,325 --> 00:39:31,370
Yeah, but I mean it's
just the mornings, right?
707
00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:34,164
Okay, well then, yeah,
I guess you better
708
00:39:34,331 --> 00:39:36,291
tend to
that.
709
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:38,627
I love
ya.
710
00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:25,215
Can I go down
to the stream
711
00:40:25,382 --> 00:40:26,508
and wash
off?
712
00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:28,718
Nope.
713
00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:30,137
Can I change
my clothes?
714
00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:33,515
I'm not
changing mine.
715
00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:35,600
Man, you have
no faith in me.
716
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,644
Look, if that
were the case,
717
00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:38,937
I wouldn't
be here.
718
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:41,022
I just, uh, don't
have very much faith
719
00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,315
in you
right now.
720
00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:45,152
Yeah,
likewise.
721
00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:46,361
What are you
talking about?
722
00:40:46,528 --> 00:40:48,363
You know what I'm
fucking talking about.
723
00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:49,448
Dude, you keep coming
here with these
724
00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,658
shitty recordings
and these stupid stories
725
00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:53,034
about how you
found 'em,
726
00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:54,035
and you're fucking
acting weird.
727
00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:55,245
I'm--
728
00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:56,538
Okay, I'm not
like making
729
00:40:56,705 --> 00:40:58,081
this shit up,
all right?
730
00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:00,167
I think someone might
be messing with us.
731
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,586
Maybe you
have a...
732
00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:04,254
split personalities
and you're leaving
733
00:41:04,421 --> 00:41:06,590
each other gifts
and shit for you to find.
734
00:41:06,756 --> 00:41:07,924
Do you want
some water?
735
00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:11,678
No, I'm
good.
736
00:41:11,845 --> 00:41:15,640
Oh, great, more shitty
fucking recordings.
737
00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:22,063
You
fucking...
738
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:24,316
Ah-h-h!
739
00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:30,197
That's
impossible.
740
00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:31,364
That could be fucking
filmed from right outside
741
00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:33,200
the window.
742
00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:35,994
Then where's, uh,
where's the glare?
743
00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:37,454
Okay, where's,
where's the glass
744
00:41:37,621 --> 00:41:39,206
if it's outside
the window?
745
00:41:39,372 --> 00:41:41,208
It's not fucking HD,
Mike, it's dog shit.
746
00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:42,167
That could be filmed
from right outside
747
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:46,046
the fucking
window.
748
00:41:46,213 --> 00:41:48,215
What, you think it's
Billy and Micah?
749
00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:50,133
I think some fucking
kids up the street
750
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:52,260
are just fucking
with ya.
751
00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:53,011
You really
think so?
752
00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:54,679
Mike,
I don't--
753
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,431
I'm fucking
starving, Mike,
754
00:41:56,598 --> 00:41:58,141
and if you don't stop
talking about this
755
00:41:58,308 --> 00:42:00,268
goddamn shitty
recording business
756
00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:02,270
and fucking start
preparing us some food,
757
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:03,522
I'm gonna fucking
strangle myself
758
00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:04,731
with my fucking
shoelaces, man.
759
00:42:04,898 --> 00:42:08,151
I swear
to God.
760
00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:11,279
Make me beans,
or food, or something.
761
00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:12,822
Yeah, I'll pick up
some stuff for dinner.
762
00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:14,491
Oh, God,
thank you.
763
00:42:14,658 --> 00:42:16,368
Do you want me
to go with you?
764
00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:52,737
Hey, could
I, uh,
765
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:56,908
could I talk to you
for a second?
766
00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:57,784
Thank
you.
767
00:42:57,951 --> 00:42:59,369
You need to be
out of there.
768
00:42:59,536 --> 00:43:01,496
No, I know, I just wanted
to ask you about something.
769
00:43:01,663 --> 00:43:04,416
There's a, there's
a shed down the hill
770
00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:05,917
from your place,
do you know why
771
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:08,003
there's a bunch of playback
equipment in it?
772
00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:10,297
Shouldn't
be in there.
773
00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,386
I found this
journal in there
774
00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:17,887
and it was written all
in French, and I was--
775
00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:19,306
Yeah, yeah, we rented
it out to a bunch
776
00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:21,933
of French students
to research something.
777
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,477
You need
to leave.
778
00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:29,441
Did you talk
to them?
779
00:43:29,608 --> 00:43:33,903
They said they were
researching folktales.
780
00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:36,448
That's
it?
781
00:43:36,615 --> 00:43:38,658
They didn't say
anything else?
782
00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:47,334
They asked a lot
about the caverns.
783
00:43:48,752 --> 00:43:50,337
All right,
thank you.
784
00:43:50,503 --> 00:43:52,464
We're coming
in two days.
785
00:43:55,342 --> 00:43:57,302
I think obviously
we need a kitchen,
786
00:43:57,469 --> 00:43:58,595
some granite
countertops.
787
00:43:58,762 --> 00:44:00,055
Of course,
granite's probably
788
00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:03,558
not gonna
pencil out,
789
00:44:03,725 --> 00:44:04,392
but the thing
is it's your
790
00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:06,436
God-given right
to be happy.
791
00:44:06,603 --> 00:44:08,396
Oh, hey, you
must be Mike.
792
00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:09,856
Mike, Ted,
Ted Tellensworth.
793
00:44:10,023 --> 00:44:10,774
How ya
doing?
794
00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:11,983
I was just telling
Chris here
795
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,234
how it looks
the wool's been pulled
796
00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:15,153
over our collective
eyes, so to speak.
797
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,738
Mm-hm.
798
00:44:16,905 --> 00:44:19,783
Oh, we're not
interested in, um,
799
00:44:19,949 --> 00:44:20,408
I'm, I'm
Catholic.
800
00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:21,743
I understand.
801
00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:23,370
California, bless their
liberal bedwettin'
802
00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:25,497
ACLU card carrying
hearts,
803
00:44:25,664 --> 00:44:27,457
allowed you two newly weds to
consummate your bond.
804
00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:28,375
Then you guys
move into this place
805
00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:29,376
after some
wheeling, dealing,
806
00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:30,585
dickhead mortgage
broker sells
807
00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:31,753
you guys an
Option ARM
808
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,047
with a NegAm
balloon payment.
809
00:44:34,214 --> 00:44:36,424
No kids, expendable
incomes turned out to be
810
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:40,011
a real financial
nightmare for you guys.
811
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,388
You guys just want
to feel right again.
812
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:42,972
No, okay,
we're not--
813
00:44:43,139 --> 00:44:45,308
Mike, I'm not
here to decide
814
00:44:45,475 --> 00:44:46,309
who's the cub
and who's the bear.
815
00:44:46,476 --> 00:44:48,019
What I am here
to tell ya,
816
00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:51,648
that cash out loan the bank's
tellin' ya isn't possible?
817
00:44:51,815 --> 00:44:54,442
Right here in
this briefcase.
818
00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:57,028
That whole "We buy
houses for cash"
819
00:44:57,195 --> 00:44:58,071
I'm that
guy.
820
00:44:58,238 --> 00:44:59,406
He's that
guy, Mike.
821
00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:01,241
Ted, tell him how much
we could probably get.
822
00:45:01,408 --> 00:45:02,867
Hold your
horses, sunshine.
823
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:04,911
The thing is, I'm gonna need
to see some loan paperwork,
824
00:45:05,078 --> 00:45:07,205
maybe a deed, whatever
you guys have on hand,
825
00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:08,456
and we could probably
work this thing out.
826
00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:09,624
Mike, we have
that right?
827
00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:10,834
Why don't you just
give us a retainer now--
828
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:11,626
Wait,
wait.
829
00:45:11,793 --> 00:45:13,753
So, you're a
mortgage broker?
830
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,839
Uh, Michael, let's
just say what I used
831
00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:17,006
to be able to do
on the phones,
832
00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:18,466
probably served
better in this economy
833
00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:19,551
going door
to door.
834
00:45:19,718 --> 00:45:21,261
So, you're not
a mortgage broker.
835
00:45:21,428 --> 00:45:23,430
You guys are obviously
doing what you guys do.
836
00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:25,265
I do what
it is I do.
837
00:45:25,432 --> 00:45:27,434
Nobody talks about maybe
what we can do together,
838
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,518
and, uh, if we do
this thing right,
839
00:45:28,685 --> 00:45:30,061
we trust
each other,
840
00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:32,272
we could probably all
profit from this thing.
841
00:45:32,439 --> 00:45:34,649
We're
renting.
842
00:45:34,816 --> 00:45:35,525
I'll be
damned.
843
00:45:35,692 --> 00:45:37,360
Of course
you two are.
844
00:45:37,527 --> 00:45:40,280
Chris, admittedly, I'm
a little bit embarrassed.
845
00:45:40,447 --> 00:45:42,866
Sorry for wasting
your guys' time.
846
00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:47,328
Oh, and,
um, Michael,
847
00:45:47,495 --> 00:45:50,081
I'd hate to have either
one of our businesses
848
00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:54,711
disrupted by maybe some
business that didn't happen.
849
00:45:54,878 --> 00:45:56,921
Did you read my
notes on the, uh,
850
00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:58,548
on the squirrels?
851
00:45:58,715 --> 00:46:01,217
You know, you really fucked
us on that deal, Mike.
852
00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:02,677
What?
853
00:46:02,844 --> 00:46:04,554
Why didn't you
follow my lead?
854
00:46:04,721 --> 00:46:05,722
I mean, just follow
my lead, man.
855
00:46:05,889 --> 00:46:07,557
I would have split
the money with you.
856
00:46:07,724 --> 00:46:09,684
God, we have real
trust issues.
857
00:46:09,851 --> 00:46:10,894
You're eating
a real meal.
858
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,604
This is
amazing.
859
00:46:12,771 --> 00:46:13,897
Yeah, well,
I sleep all day,
860
00:46:14,063 --> 00:46:15,565
and I mostly want to kill
myself when I'm awake,
861
00:46:15,732 --> 00:46:18,485
but sure I'm
a little hungry.
862
00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:21,196
Well, I'm really
happy about that.
863
00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:23,531
If I had crystal
meth in my hand
864
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:24,574
and a gun
in the other,
865
00:46:24,741 --> 00:46:26,367
I would have a hard
time choosing.
866
00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:27,744
But you're
hungry?
867
00:46:27,911 --> 00:46:30,497
Yeah, fine,
I'm hungry.
868
00:46:30,663 --> 00:46:33,291
Hey, so I figured out where
all the equipment came from.
869
00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,751
I'm really
hungry.
870
00:46:34,918 --> 00:46:35,585
It turns out it
belonged to a group
871
00:46:35,752 --> 00:46:36,878
of researchers.
872
00:46:37,045 --> 00:46:38,171
I found their
journal.
873
00:46:38,338 --> 00:46:39,589
Really?
874
00:46:39,756 --> 00:46:41,299
They just left all
that stuff up there?
875
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:42,509
Man, if I would've
found that stuff,
876
00:46:42,675 --> 00:46:43,384
I would've
sold it
877
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:44,803
and bought
drugs.
878
00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:45,887
Well see, that's
the thing I don't get
879
00:46:46,054 --> 00:46:47,305
is like why would
they just leave
880
00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:49,015
all that stuff,
you know?
881
00:46:49,182 --> 00:46:52,101
It's 'cause they
don't exist, I think,
882
00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:53,269
and you just believe
everything
883
00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:55,939
people
tell you.
884
00:47:01,694 --> 00:47:03,488
What?
885
00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:04,239
Take a look
at it.
886
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:04,989
I really--
887
00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:06,449
I'm really
hungry.
888
00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:08,910
Take a look at the journal
and I'll feed you.
889
00:47:09,077 --> 00:47:09,494
Okay.
890
00:47:09,661 --> 00:47:11,579
See what
it says.
891
00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:14,249
Um...
892
00:47:14,415 --> 00:47:16,125
Nikola
Tesla.
893
00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:17,836
Fer--
894
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:19,629
Mike, this is in
a different language.
895
00:47:19,796 --> 00:47:21,965
Do you notice
anything else?
896
00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:24,259
It says
"telekinesis" a lot.
897
00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:27,470
Look, man, there are a lot
of weird people out here.
898
00:47:27,637 --> 00:47:28,638
Okay, are you sure
you don't know
899
00:47:28,805 --> 00:47:29,556
who shot
that video?
900
00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:31,015
No, I'm not
sure, man.
901
00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,225
I was high
as fuck.
902
00:47:32,392 --> 00:47:35,603
Okay, take a look at
the clip one more time.
903
00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:37,355
Mike, my blood
sugar is low,
904
00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:38,606
and I'm about
to pass out.
905
00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,149
Will you please
give me beans?
906
00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:43,319
You know, you really fucked
us on that deal, Mike.
907
00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:44,487
What?
908
00:47:44,654 --> 00:47:46,447
Why didn't you
follow my lead?
909
00:47:46,614 --> 00:47:49,617
What the fuck?
910
00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:51,786
Am I fucking
brain damaged?
911
00:47:51,953 --> 00:47:52,620
You're eating
a real meal.
912
00:47:52,787 --> 00:47:54,789
This is
amazing.
913
00:47:54,956 --> 00:47:55,748
Yeah, well I sleep
all day and--
914
00:47:55,915 --> 00:47:57,417
Mike, if my fucking
mind is mush,
915
00:47:57,584 --> 00:47:59,377
don't make me
go through this.
916
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,004
Dude, just calm
down, okay?
917
00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:01,546
I'm...
918
00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:02,589
Fuck.
919
00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:05,258
I'm seeing
the same thing.
920
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,430
It's
satellites.
921
00:48:10,597 --> 00:48:11,264
What?
922
00:48:11,431 --> 00:48:12,181
Yeah,
man.
923
00:48:12,348 --> 00:48:13,057
I don't know how
they work either
924
00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:13,975
but that's
satellites.
925
00:48:14,142 --> 00:48:15,602
That is government
satellites
926
00:48:15,768 --> 00:48:16,644
and they have--
927
00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:18,021
They watch
everything.
928
00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:18,855
Chris, why would
the government
929
00:48:19,022 --> 00:48:20,648
be watching
you?
930
00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:22,692
Why would the government
be watching you, Mike?
931
00:48:22,859 --> 00:48:24,819
Look, I don't know
what you've done.
932
00:48:24,986 --> 00:48:26,070
I came here to
help you, okay?
933
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:26,613
That's it,
that's all.
934
00:48:26,779 --> 00:48:28,031
Bullshit.
935
00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:29,490
You came here to help
yourself and you know it.
936
00:48:29,657 --> 00:48:30,617
You're absolutely
right.
937
00:48:30,783 --> 00:48:32,660
I'm, I'm
actually, I am,
938
00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,621
I'm a government
spy, yeah.
939
00:48:34,787 --> 00:48:36,623
Or no, wait,
maybe I'm,
940
00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:38,833
I'm a mass murderer
child molester.
941
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:39,834
Oh, now you're
just being a dick.
942
00:48:40,001 --> 00:48:41,044
I'm trying
to tell you, man,
943
00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:42,670
someone's fucking
following us.
944
00:48:42,837 --> 00:48:44,297
If someone's
following us,
945
00:48:44,464 --> 00:48:46,633
why don't you uncuff me so
we can get away from them?
946
00:48:46,799 --> 00:48:47,592
Will you go
into rehab?
947
00:48:47,759 --> 00:48:48,801
Oh, here
we go.
948
00:48:48,968 --> 00:48:51,262
I don't
know, Mike.
949
00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:52,513
If you don't go
in, you'll die.
950
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:53,514
You know
that?
951
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,099
Will you
go in?
952
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:57,685
Look, I don't know
and this is retarded.
953
00:48:57,852 --> 00:48:59,604
Look, if five days got
you from no to maybe
954
00:48:59,771 --> 00:49:03,566
then I'm willing
to risk it.
955
00:49:03,733 --> 00:49:05,151
If you're trying
to atone for all
956
00:49:05,318 --> 00:49:06,736
those times we were
kids and I saved you
957
00:49:06,903 --> 00:49:09,238
from getting your
ass just beaten,
958
00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:11,282
this is a shitty way
of going about it.
959
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:12,533
You saved
me?
960
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,285
You punched like
a wind sock.
961
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:15,495
It's
horrifying.
962
00:49:15,662 --> 00:49:17,622
If your wife ever sees
you punch anybody,
963
00:49:17,789 --> 00:49:19,123
you are in
deep shit.
964
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:20,166
She's gonna leave you
for a stronger man.
965
00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:21,751
You know, your lack
of belief in my
966
00:49:21,918 --> 00:49:23,795
good intentions
here is disturbing.
967
00:49:23,962 --> 00:49:26,923
Yeah, well, when your
friend holds you hostage,
968
00:49:27,090 --> 00:49:29,300
you get a different
perspective.
969
00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:31,552
It's like a
little story.
970
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:32,553
Little
story.
971
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:35,556
Little
story.
972
00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:36,432
Little
story.
973
00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:41,479
Made some coffee,
you want some?
974
00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:43,481
I'm
sleeping.
975
00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:45,692
It's good coffee, man,
you should try it.
976
00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:46,943
Does it have
crack in it?
977
00:49:47,110 --> 00:49:49,862
Kind of.
978
00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:54,158
Here.
979
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:57,328
Hey, do you know about any,
uh, any caves nearby?
980
00:49:57,495 --> 00:50:00,206
Yes.
981
00:50:00,373 --> 00:50:01,791
Drive to the end
of the road,
982
00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:03,209
and then there's
some stables,
983
00:50:03,376 --> 00:50:06,170
and then a dirt
trail.
984
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:07,547
Take that, and then
you will find
985
00:50:07,714 --> 00:50:10,758
the, uh, Mexican
trafficking cave.
986
00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:12,593
Trafficking
cave?
987
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,178
Yeah.
988
00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:15,596
No really, but Billy
and Micah thought
989
00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:18,933
it was this Mexican
drug trafficking cave.
990
00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:20,143
I was like, "Why
would anyone build
991
00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:22,145
a tunnel fifty miles
from Mexico?"
992
00:50:22,311 --> 00:50:24,439
But they're like,
"We're gonna get rich."
993
00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:25,857
Tweakers.
994
00:50:26,024 --> 00:50:27,150
Are you, uh, are you cool
if I go check it out?
995
00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:29,944
I feel like
I need a walk.
996
00:50:30,111 --> 00:50:32,739
What about
mountain lions?
997
00:50:32,905 --> 00:50:34,115
What about
them?
998
00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:36,409
Since 1983, the mountain
lion population
999
00:50:36,576 --> 00:50:37,827
of this town
has increased
1000
00:50:37,994 --> 00:50:40,413
staggeringly
and steadily.
1001
00:50:40,580 --> 00:50:44,042
Right now, there's like 13
mountain lions per person.
1002
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:47,003
Yeah, I think, uh,
I think I'll be fine.
1003
00:50:47,170 --> 00:50:48,963
You should take my
mountain lion gun.
1004
00:50:49,130 --> 00:50:50,715
You have a mountain
lion gun?
1005
00:50:50,882 --> 00:50:52,008
Mm-hm.
1006
00:50:52,175 --> 00:50:53,718
I'm just, I'm gonna
take my chances.
1007
00:50:53,885 --> 00:50:56,471
All right,
man.
1008
00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:57,263
Yeah.
1009
00:50:57,430 --> 00:50:58,806
You know, on
a side note,
1010
00:50:58,973 --> 00:50:59,766
I'm not feeling
too bad today.
1011
00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:00,767
I feel
pretty sweet.
1012
00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:02,268
Good.
1013
00:51:02,435 --> 00:51:05,188
If you got energy, I will
leave you my laptop here.
1014
00:51:05,354 --> 00:51:07,065
There's some, there's
some games on it
1015
00:51:07,231 --> 00:51:07,815
if you
wanna play.
1016
00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:08,524
Thank
you.
1017
00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:09,734
You're
welcome.
1018
00:51:09,901 --> 00:51:13,196
I will.
1019
00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:15,073
Is this
a camera?
1020
00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:22,663
Hey, girl,
hey.
1021
00:51:28,044 --> 00:51:29,295
That was a warning,
Danube!
1022
00:51:29,462 --> 00:51:32,173
I want
my tish!
1023
00:51:55,988 --> 00:51:57,406
Look, I know this
is a dark moment
1024
00:51:57,573 --> 00:52:00,034
but it does
get better.
1025
00:52:00,201 --> 00:52:00,910
You keep fucking
saying that, man,
1026
00:52:01,077 --> 00:52:04,747
but you don't
get it.
1027
00:52:04,914 --> 00:52:08,292
This is the worst
of it, okay?
1028
00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:11,504
Just make it
to tomorrow.
1029
00:52:11,671 --> 00:52:15,299
Mike, I never
enjoyed life
1030
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:17,468
until I started
doing drugs.
1031
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,594
Okay, I know
that's not true.
1032
00:52:18,761 --> 00:52:22,140
It is
true.
1033
00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:25,309
Our childhood
I was miserable.
1034
00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:30,106
Our adolescence
fucking sucked.
1035
00:52:30,273 --> 00:52:32,233
The only time I ever
felt happiness was
1036
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:33,693
when I did a line
of speed off
1037
00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:36,279
some chick's dresser
at a party.
1038
00:52:36,445 --> 00:52:38,865
I saw you happy
before that.
1039
00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:41,284
Nah, man, I was
being polite.
1040
00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:43,327
I'm happy
on meth.
1041
00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:45,454
Look, life gets
better, okay?
1042
00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:48,166
You, you were just
dealt a shitty hand.
1043
00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:50,501
Oh, Jesus,
man.
1044
00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:54,172
My parents.
1045
00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:56,257
I do drugs 'cause
my body chemistry
1046
00:52:56,424 --> 00:52:59,218
makes me wanna
do drugs.
1047
00:52:59,385 --> 00:53:01,804
If I had your parents you
know what I'd be, man?
1048
00:53:01,971 --> 00:53:03,723
I'd be a guy with rad
parents who fucking
1049
00:53:03,890 --> 00:53:06,976
loves doing
drugs.
1050
00:53:07,143 --> 00:53:10,521
I mean, God,
I fucking hate people.
1051
00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:11,939
Fuck, man, you know
what people do?
1052
00:53:12,106 --> 00:53:16,152
They fucking
kill dogs.
1053
00:53:16,319 --> 00:53:18,696
You, me, and fucking
those apes
1054
00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:22,909
that killed
Sara.
1055
00:53:23,075 --> 00:53:24,744
We're all
the same.
1056
00:53:24,911 --> 00:53:27,872
The only difference is that
I fucking liked Sara.
1057
00:53:28,039 --> 00:53:30,374
I loved
that dog.
1058
00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:33,336
I mean,
I just...
1059
00:53:33,502 --> 00:53:35,922
I'd rather just do
drugs and end it
1060
00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:39,383
on my terms rather
than a virus,
1061
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,427
or global warming,
or some shit
1062
00:53:41,594 --> 00:53:44,180
just killing
me slowly.
1063
00:53:44,347 --> 00:53:45,139
This is not the same
guy that painted
1064
00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:46,599
the picture
on my wall.
1065
00:53:46,766 --> 00:53:48,893
Being creative it's,
it's, it's not...
1066
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:51,270
It's a curse.
1067
00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:53,189
It condemns you to
a life of failure
1068
00:53:53,356 --> 00:53:54,982
'cause you can't
sustain interest
1069
00:53:55,149 --> 00:53:58,903
in any boring rat
race job long enough
1070
00:53:59,070 --> 00:54:00,112
to make a living
at it.
1071
00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:02,615
I'm creative,
I make a living.
1072
00:54:02,782 --> 00:54:04,408
You make, you're
a graphic designer, man,
1073
00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:08,663
you make pamphlets
and DJ fliers.
1074
00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:11,165
You're a fucking
sellout.
1075
00:54:11,332 --> 00:54:12,208
All right, well,
you know why none
1076
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:15,211
of this bothers
me is because
1077
00:54:15,378 --> 00:54:17,046
I can't believe a word
that's come out
1078
00:54:17,213 --> 00:54:20,174
of your mouth in
the last three years.
1079
00:54:20,341 --> 00:54:21,842
Why don't you
let me go then?
1080
00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:24,178
Everyone you've
ever known thinks
1081
00:54:24,345 --> 00:54:26,681
that you're a liar
and a thief.
1082
00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:28,015
You know, you tricked
us too many times
1083
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:29,809
into thinking you were
pulling it together.
1084
00:54:29,976 --> 00:54:32,019
Mike, when you
and I were fucking
1085
00:54:32,186 --> 00:54:34,063
partying and doing
dumb shit together,
1086
00:54:34,230 --> 00:54:35,189
I was doing drugs
and you didn't
1087
00:54:35,356 --> 00:54:36,357
give a shit
then.
1088
00:54:36,524 --> 00:54:38,985
Oh, okay, so I guess
then I'm, uh,
1089
00:54:39,151 --> 00:54:40,319
I'm like
your enabler.
1090
00:54:40,486 --> 00:54:43,197
Call it whatever
the fuck you want, man.
1091
00:54:43,364 --> 00:54:45,157
Some of this shit
is your fault.
1092
00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:46,826
We all believe
in the possibility
1093
00:54:46,993 --> 00:54:48,995
that you're
sick.
1094
00:54:49,161 --> 00:54:50,997
We think about all
the fucking horrible
1095
00:54:51,163 --> 00:54:52,456
things you've
done in your life
1096
00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:54,041
and which ones we should
hold you accountable for.
1097
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,793
You're saying
I'm sick?
1098
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,586
I never called it
a fucking illness
1099
00:54:57,753 --> 00:54:59,088
or any of that
shit at all.
1100
00:54:59,255 --> 00:55:01,215
So, fuck off.
1101
00:55:01,382 --> 00:55:03,592
We all have
temptations, okay?
1102
00:55:03,759 --> 00:55:06,053
But most of us, we keep
them in check.
1103
00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:07,680
We keep them under control
so we don't hurt
1104
00:55:07,847 --> 00:55:09,473
the people
around us.
1105
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,058
You know, man, there
is a, there is a solid
1106
00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:13,686
possibility that you're
just fucking selfish.
1107
00:55:13,853 --> 00:55:16,105
No fucking
shit
1108
00:55:16,272 --> 00:55:18,399
I'm fucking
selfish, man!
1109
00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:19,608
Fuck.
1110
00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:21,235
The only reason
you're fucking here,
1111
00:55:21,402 --> 00:55:23,529
and I'm chained to
this fucking pipe,
1112
00:55:23,696 --> 00:55:26,073
is so that you can have
something to fucking save
1113
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:28,159
and fucking feel
good about yourself.
1114
00:55:28,326 --> 00:55:30,077
But guess
what, Michael,
1115
00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:32,121
you're no fucking
better than anyone else
1116
00:55:32,288 --> 00:55:34,623
and your fucking life is
as meaningless as mine
1117
00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:38,919
and I swear to fucking God
that I'm gonna fucking sue
1118
00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:40,087
the shit out
of you when
1119
00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:43,257
this fucking
shit is done.
1120
00:56:02,443 --> 00:56:06,781
I, uh, will be back
later tonight.
1121
00:56:06,947 --> 00:56:10,159
I'm really sorry
about Sara.
1122
00:57:13,973 --> 00:57:15,141
Ah-h-h!
1123
00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:18,227
Sorry.
1124
00:57:24,567 --> 00:57:28,028
Ow,
fuck.
1125
00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:29,238
No, I'm
just tired,
1126
00:57:29,405 --> 00:57:32,074
and I, uh,
I sprained my ankle,
1127
00:57:32,241 --> 00:57:32,950
you know, on
our morning jog.
1128
00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:35,161
So...
1129
00:57:39,290 --> 00:57:41,834
Actually,
the, um,
1130
00:57:42,001 --> 00:57:43,752
the neighbor's
dog, uh,
1131
00:57:43,919 --> 00:57:47,173
just like literally dropped
dead on Chris' porch.
1132
00:57:47,339 --> 00:57:48,757
I don't know,
it was like, uh,
1133
00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:50,259
like a heart attack
or something,
1134
00:57:50,426 --> 00:57:51,844
and I...
1135
00:57:52,011 --> 00:57:53,304
No, it's
fine.
1136
00:57:53,471 --> 00:57:55,097
Don't, don't
be sad, okay?
1137
00:57:55,264 --> 00:57:56,849
The dog was
ugly as shit.
1138
00:57:57,016 --> 00:58:00,436
I just, um, I can't,
I can't decide whether
1139
00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:02,438
I should tell
the owner or just bu--
1140
00:58:02,605 --> 00:58:04,482
I don't know, I don't
know what to do.
1141
00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:35,679
Yes?
1142
00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:36,472
Oh,
hi.
1143
00:58:36,639 --> 00:58:39,433
Um, I'm
Michael.
1144
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,895
I needed to, uh, talk
to you about your dog.
1145
00:58:43,062 --> 00:58:46,190
She's all
right, I hope.
1146
00:58:46,357 --> 00:58:47,233
Uh,
no.
1147
00:58:47,399 --> 00:58:48,484
Actually,
I'm sorry.
1148
00:58:48,651 --> 00:58:52,655
Um, I found her
by the road.
1149
00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:55,241
It looked like some
coyotes had gotten to her.
1150
00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:58,244
Impossible.
1151
00:58:58,410 --> 00:59:00,329
Poor
Sophie.
1152
00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:06,502
Would you like to
sit for a moment?
1153
00:59:06,669 --> 00:59:08,754
I just made
some tea.
1154
00:59:08,921 --> 00:59:13,425
I think it's
just a sprain.
1155
00:59:13,592 --> 00:59:15,928
But, yeah,
I mean, um,
1156
00:59:16,095 --> 00:59:17,096
yeah, I could go
for some tea.
1157
00:59:17,263 --> 00:59:19,265
Thank
you.
1158
00:59:46,542 --> 00:59:49,295
I, uh, I never
caught your name.
1159
00:59:49,461 --> 00:59:51,380
Byron.
1160
00:59:51,547 --> 00:59:53,882
I'm
Michael.
1161
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:00,931
You are from
the city?
1162
01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:02,766
Yeah, yeah,
I'm just out here
1163
01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:06,270
taking care
of my friend.
1164
01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:08,188
Thank
you.
1165
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:29,752
Do you
mind?
1166
01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:32,338
Oh, no, go
right ahead.
1167
01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:36,967
Are you
French?
1168
01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:40,220
Yeah.
1169
01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:42,306
How long have you
been out here?
1170
01:00:42,473 --> 01:00:45,142
Almost thirty
years,
1171
01:00:45,309 --> 01:00:47,853
believe it
or not.
1172
01:00:48,020 --> 01:00:50,397
I mean, how'd you, uh,
how did you end up here?
1173
01:00:50,564 --> 01:00:53,484
If you don't
mind me asking.
1174
01:00:53,651 --> 01:00:57,863
I was studying archeology
at the Sorbonne, and, uh,
1175
01:00:58,030 --> 01:01:02,076
I receive a grant
to study native art.
1176
01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:06,163
And you just
never went back?
1177
01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:07,373
I study
man,
1178
01:01:07,539 --> 01:01:11,251
but I prefer not
to be with him.
1179
01:01:15,756 --> 01:01:17,424
You are
fine.
1180
01:01:17,591 --> 01:01:20,678
I can run faster than
you at the moment.
1181
01:01:29,436 --> 01:01:31,689
So, you,
uh,
1182
01:01:31,855 --> 01:01:33,482
you have a lot of time
to yourself here.
1183
01:01:33,649 --> 01:01:37,277
It is a unusual
story.
1184
01:01:40,614 --> 01:01:44,118
I've, uh, I've
got some time.
1185
01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:54,086
Two students came
here with me.
1186
01:01:54,253 --> 01:01:56,422
They said they were studying
some related topics
1187
01:01:56,588 --> 01:02:00,426
in archeology
and physics.
1188
01:02:00,592 --> 01:02:04,263
Something about new
carbon dating methods.
1189
01:02:08,267 --> 01:02:09,935
They were very excited
when they first arrived
1190
01:02:10,102 --> 01:02:12,563
but then the
arguing began.
1191
01:02:12,730 --> 01:02:15,274
One would accuse the other
of hiding research
1192
01:02:15,441 --> 01:02:18,485
or stealing
findings.
1193
01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:21,530
A lot of screaming
and slammed doors.
1194
01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:25,534
Oh, no,
I'm good.
1195
01:02:25,701 --> 01:02:28,746
Actually, I haven't done
that since college.
1196
01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:29,747
Actually, what,
what is that?
1197
01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:32,082
I've never seen
it red like that.
1198
01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:34,042
I cannot remember
the exact name,
1199
01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:38,172
but the seeds I brought
from South America
1200
01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:41,383
many years
ago.
1201
01:02:41,550 --> 01:02:42,551
It grows nicely
on the hillside
1202
01:02:42,718 --> 01:02:45,471
this time
of year.
1203
01:02:49,391 --> 01:02:50,392
What?
1204
01:02:50,559 --> 01:02:53,395
What was
I saying?
1205
01:02:53,562 --> 01:02:55,689
You were telling me
about the students.
1206
01:02:55,856 --> 01:02:57,900
Yes.
1207
01:02:58,066 --> 01:03:02,112
I do not know what they
were actually studying
1208
01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:05,741
but the yelling
was constant,
1209
01:03:05,908 --> 01:03:10,537
and one day the noise
went into the woods
1210
01:03:10,704 --> 01:03:12,498
and they never
returned.
1211
01:03:12,664 --> 01:03:14,124
Did they go back
to France?
1212
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:15,292
They left their
passports.
1213
01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:18,712
I tried to find them
through university
1214
01:03:18,879 --> 01:03:20,714
but there was no
record of them.
1215
01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:23,842
And you don't know what
they were researching?
1216
01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:25,844
I found some papers
in the trash,
1217
01:03:26,011 --> 01:03:29,515
some esoteric writings
on manipulating
1218
01:03:29,681 --> 01:03:33,644
light and sound
waves.
1219
01:03:33,811 --> 01:03:37,314
I think they were
searching for monsters
1220
01:03:37,481 --> 01:03:39,858
and they found
each other.
1221
01:03:43,111 --> 01:03:46,156
Monsters?
1222
01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:48,242
The people come
here, Michael,
1223
01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:51,370
to look
for aliens,
1224
01:03:51,537 --> 01:03:55,582
ghosts, and cults,
and gateways to hell,
1225
01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:58,544
and secret
military bases
1226
01:03:58,710 --> 01:04:03,173
looking into
other dimensions.
1227
01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:06,677
I think if there
is something
1228
01:04:06,844 --> 01:04:09,972
it is not none
of these things,
1229
01:04:10,138 --> 01:04:12,850
or perhaps
all of them.
1230
01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:14,810
I'm sorry, I'm not at
all following
1231
01:04:14,977 --> 01:04:17,020
what you're
saying.
1232
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:20,023
How does an isolated
tribesman in Ecuador
1233
01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:23,402
know the difference
between an alien,
1234
01:04:23,569 --> 01:04:27,239
an angel,
and a ghost?
1235
01:04:28,574 --> 01:04:31,326
I have
no idea.
1236
01:04:31,493 --> 01:04:32,619
He doesn't,
1237
01:04:32,786 --> 01:04:37,291
but he tells
a story
1238
01:04:37,457 --> 01:04:41,336
to make
sense
1239
01:04:41,503 --> 01:04:45,382
of the
infinite.
1240
01:04:45,549 --> 01:04:48,468
Sometimes
when
1241
01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:50,721
I stare
up
1242
01:04:50,888 --> 01:04:54,474
and look into
the infinite
1243
01:04:54,641 --> 01:04:57,519
I see
film.
1244
01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:01,815
Afilm?
1245
01:05:01,982 --> 01:05:06,403
A membrane there,
and behind it is another,
1246
01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:09,615
and
another,
1247
01:05:09,781 --> 01:05:12,993
and
another.
1248
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:17,706
Do you
see?
1249
01:05:17,873 --> 01:05:20,626
No,
I, uh...
1250
01:05:20,792 --> 01:05:21,460
No,
I don't.
1251
01:05:21,627 --> 01:05:23,712
I'm
sorry.
1252
01:05:23,879 --> 01:05:27,215
Each one has
a beginning,
1253
01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:29,509
middle,
1254
01:05:29,676 --> 01:05:32,679
and end.
1255
01:05:32,846 --> 01:05:35,015
Beginning,
1256
01:05:35,182 --> 01:05:36,516
middle,
1257
01:05:36,683 --> 01:05:39,895
end.
1258
01:05:40,062 --> 01:05:44,149
Beginning,
1259
01:05:44,316 --> 01:05:46,234
middle...
1260
01:05:50,572 --> 01:05:52,658
...end.
1261
01:05:52,824 --> 01:05:54,409
Thank you so much
for the tea
1262
01:05:54,576 --> 01:05:55,911
and the
aspirin.
1263
01:05:56,078 --> 01:05:57,663
I, uh, I should
make my way
1264
01:05:57,829 --> 01:06:01,249
back home
now.
1265
01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:03,669
Again, I'm sorry
about your dog.
1266
01:06:03,835 --> 01:06:06,088
Aspirin?
1267
01:06:28,902 --> 01:06:30,237
Shit.
1268
01:06:30,404 --> 01:06:31,571
Shit!
1269
01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:32,906
Fuck,
Chris!
1270
01:06:33,073 --> 01:06:33,991
What?
1271
01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:34,950
What's
happening?
1272
01:06:35,117 --> 01:06:35,367
What?
1273
01:06:35,534 --> 01:06:37,369
Fuck.
1274
01:06:37,536 --> 01:06:38,787
God.
1275
01:06:38,954 --> 01:06:39,579
What's wrong
with you?
1276
01:06:39,746 --> 01:06:41,331
Jesus, are you
all right?
1277
01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:42,582
Fucking "A".
1278
01:06:42,749 --> 01:06:45,002
Oh, no, dude,
I'm fine, man.
1279
01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:46,461
This is
nothin'.
1280
01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:49,297
Oh, no
big deal.
1281
01:06:49,464 --> 01:06:51,008
No, I was,
uh...
1282
01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:53,343
I couldn't find an artery
with a coffee cup,
1283
01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:55,303
so I was trying
to pull a spring out
1284
01:06:55,470 --> 01:06:58,932
of the mattress here,
but this mattress
1285
01:06:59,099 --> 01:07:01,184
is like made by NASA
or something, man.
1286
01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:02,519
It's like
Teflon.
1287
01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:03,729
Goddammit.
1288
01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:05,605
Could not get
a spring out.
1289
01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:06,773
God, it's
just--
1290
01:07:06,940 --> 01:07:08,025
Just fell asleep,
I guess, after that.
1291
01:07:08,191 --> 01:07:11,028
It's
tiresome.
1292
01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:12,696
Fucking "A",
man.
1293
01:07:12,863 --> 01:07:13,530
What's up
with you?
1294
01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:14,865
You scared
me.
1295
01:07:15,032 --> 01:07:17,367
Why'd you run
in here like that?
1296
01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:18,035
Seriously.
1297
01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:19,369
I scared
you?
1298
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:20,954
Yeah, you came in
guns blazing, man.
1299
01:07:21,121 --> 01:07:22,456
I thought there
was a fucking...
1300
01:07:22,622 --> 01:07:23,206
It's a fucking
scratch.
1301
01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:25,959
...war
outside.
1302
01:07:26,126 --> 01:07:26,501
Yeah, dude,
it's no big deal.
1303
01:07:26,668 --> 01:07:28,837
Goddammit.
1304
01:07:29,004 --> 01:07:31,131
Woo.
1305
01:07:35,135 --> 01:07:37,804
See, man,
no problem.
1306
01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:40,557
Thank you,
nurse.
1307
01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:41,349
You're
welcome.
1308
01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:44,019
There
we go.
1309
01:07:48,857 --> 01:07:49,858
What's up
with your limp?
1310
01:07:50,025 --> 01:07:51,568
Yeah,
I, uh,
1311
01:07:51,735 --> 01:07:53,904
I fell
running.
1312
01:07:54,071 --> 01:07:56,615
Fuck, dude, I told ya, man,
mountain lions out there.
1313
01:07:56,782 --> 01:07:58,742
Homeless
guy.
1314
01:07:58,909 --> 01:08:02,996
Homeless
guy?
1315
01:08:03,163 --> 01:08:06,291
Mike, you
know what?
1316
01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:08,585
There's a lot of hobo
junkies in that cave
1317
01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:10,837
I sent
you to.
1318
01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:13,882
Don't go to that
cave, dude.
1319
01:08:21,348 --> 01:08:26,228
Hey, I'm
sorry, man.
1320
01:08:26,394 --> 01:08:28,730
There really are a lot
of weird people out here.
1321
01:09:12,274 --> 01:09:15,694
Chris.
1322
01:09:15,861 --> 01:09:16,945
Yeah?
1323
01:09:17,112 --> 01:09:20,323
Is this
your knife?
1324
01:09:20,490 --> 01:09:22,576
Hey, man,
yeah it is.
1325
01:09:22,742 --> 01:09:25,162
I lost it a couple
weeks ago.
1326
01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:26,663
Man, I could've
used it this week.
1327
01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:28,165
Where'd you
find it?
1328
01:09:28,331 --> 01:09:29,833
Below this fucking
carving that appeared
1329
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,752
while we
were asleep.
1330
01:09:32,919 --> 01:09:33,962
Looks exactly
like the story
1331
01:09:34,129 --> 01:09:36,756
on the cave
wall yesterday.
1332
01:09:39,467 --> 01:09:42,762
Mike, are you
feeling all right?
1333
01:09:42,929 --> 01:09:46,516
Yeah.
1334
01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:49,311
Mike, are
you sure?
1335
01:09:49,477 --> 01:09:51,563
Yeah, what's that got
to do with the carving?
1336
01:09:51,730 --> 01:09:52,480
I don't know, 'cause
when you're out here,
1337
01:09:52,647 --> 01:09:53,940
your mind plays
tricks on you.
1338
01:09:54,107 --> 01:09:56,318
You know, the elevation,
the electrical
1339
01:09:56,484 --> 01:09:58,153
does weird things,
and there's satellites
1340
01:09:58,320 --> 01:09:59,487
that are always
watching.
1341
01:09:59,654 --> 01:10:00,947
Will you stop talking
about the satellites?
1342
01:10:01,114 --> 01:10:02,157
I don't know how they
work either, Mike,
1343
01:10:02,324 --> 01:10:03,283
but there are
satellites,
1344
01:10:03,450 --> 01:10:04,534
and they're always here
always watching.
1345
01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:09,289
Look, you are a suicidal
paranoid junkie, okay?
1346
01:10:09,456 --> 01:10:11,124
You're my
friend,
1347
01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:12,709
but you're a crazy
drug addict.
1348
01:10:12,876 --> 01:10:14,878
Fine, I'm just saying
there's satellites.
1349
01:10:15,045 --> 01:10:17,088
Listen,
okay?
1350
01:10:17,255 --> 01:10:17,964
You never
listen.
1351
01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:20,467
Will you just
listen to me?
1352
01:10:23,470 --> 01:10:25,722
Look, I stopped
by Sara's
1353
01:10:25,889 --> 01:10:29,809
owner's place
yesterday, okay?
1354
01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:31,561
He knew the people who
owned the equipment
1355
01:10:31,728 --> 01:10:35,273
down in
the shed.
1356
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:36,983
They have been missing
for thirty years.
1357
01:10:37,150 --> 01:10:40,237
Mike, you know I know
you're a good guy,
1358
01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:43,323
but I gotta tell ya
I've never seen
1359
01:10:43,490 --> 01:10:45,742
any of the stuff
you're talking about.
1360
01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:47,327
I get that,
okay?
1361
01:10:47,494 --> 01:10:48,954
Will you just, will
you just hear me out
1362
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:51,748
so I can just try and
make sense of this?
1363
01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:53,458
All
right.
1364
01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:56,962
All right, so people
come to the boonies
1365
01:10:57,128 --> 01:11:01,174
to like explore
religion,
1366
01:11:01,341 --> 01:11:04,177
or to, uh,
hallucinate,
1367
01:11:04,344 --> 01:11:06,471
or to tell
ghost stories,
1368
01:11:06,638 --> 01:11:08,890
or, you know,
find UFOs,
1369
01:11:09,057 --> 01:11:11,101
or Bigfoot,
or whatever,
1370
01:11:11,268 --> 01:11:12,811
and we've been led
to some stories.
1371
01:11:12,978 --> 01:11:14,062
We've allegedly
been led--
1372
01:11:14,229 --> 01:11:15,146
Listen,
dude!
1373
01:11:15,313 --> 01:11:19,985
Look, assume
that I am honest
1374
01:11:20,151 --> 01:11:22,529
and sane,
okay?
1375
01:11:22,696 --> 01:11:27,033
We were presented with
several stories, all right?
1376
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:30,370
And all
of those stories
1377
01:11:30,537 --> 01:11:33,415
had an
ending.
1378
01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:37,502
What the fuck
was that?
1379
01:11:37,669 --> 01:11:38,461
Mike, it's
an old house.
1380
01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:39,713
It's gonna make
noise sometimes.
1381
01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:43,133
It's not
a big deal.
1382
01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:45,468
Look, I'll never really
know what actually
1383
01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:46,886
happened this
last week,
1384
01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:50,682
but if I
could like
1385
01:11:50,849 --> 01:11:55,395
give you closure,
or whatever,
1386
01:11:55,562 --> 01:11:59,524
maybe it'll make
you feel better.
1387
01:11:59,691 --> 01:12:00,775
I mean, we're paid
through until sundown,
1388
01:12:00,942 --> 01:12:03,820
but, um,
yeah,
1389
01:12:03,987 --> 01:12:04,654
I mean at
this point
1390
01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:07,824
I guess it is
what it is.
1391
01:12:09,909 --> 01:12:12,120
Will you
sit down?
1392
01:12:30,305 --> 01:12:33,975
I will never
go to rehab.
1393
01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:39,773
Ever.
1394
01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:42,442
Please just let
me kill myself
1395
01:12:42,609 --> 01:12:47,072
the way that I want
to kill myself.
1396
01:12:47,238 --> 01:12:48,865
I appreciate all the stuff
you're doing for me, man,
1397
01:12:49,032 --> 01:12:54,079
but as my
friend,
1398
01:12:54,245 --> 01:12:56,331
you gotta just
let me go.
1399
01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,170
All
right.
1400
01:13:06,966 --> 01:13:08,885
All
right.
1401
01:13:13,264 --> 01:13:15,308
Did you Photoshop
that?
1402
01:13:15,475 --> 01:13:16,893
Why the fuck would
you do that?
1403
01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:18,520
No, I
didn't.
1404
01:13:18,686 --> 01:13:21,231
Just give me
the fucking key, please.
1405
01:13:26,277 --> 01:13:28,488
Fuck this,
I'm going home.
1406
01:13:33,076 --> 01:13:33,868
You gotta be fucking
kidding me, Mike.
1407
01:13:34,035 --> 01:13:35,328
Really?
1408
01:13:35,495 --> 01:13:37,163
Chris, the slide
machine just turned on
1409
01:13:37,330 --> 01:13:39,124
and operated
by itself.
1410
01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:40,750
It's electrical,
Mike.
1411
01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:42,210
I guarantee you the wiring
in this house
1412
01:13:42,377 --> 01:13:43,753
is not up
to code, man.
1413
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:46,214
There's pictures of us
in the fucking thing
1414
01:13:46,381 --> 01:13:47,966
that we
didn't take.
1415
01:13:48,133 --> 01:13:49,134
I don't know what
the fuck you do
1416
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:51,136
when you
leave here.
1417
01:13:51,302 --> 01:13:52,512
Look, ever since
I opened up
1418
01:13:52,679 --> 01:13:54,180
that clip of you
something's been--
1419
01:13:54,347 --> 01:13:56,224
Oh, now you're gonna tell
you didn't open that?
1420
01:13:56,391 --> 01:13:57,142
What would
convince you that
1421
01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:59,102
I'm not lying
or crazy?
1422
01:13:59,269 --> 01:14:00,311
I don't
know.
1423
01:14:00,478 --> 01:14:03,398
So, we're at
an impasse?
1424
01:14:03,565 --> 01:14:05,233
I guess
so.
1425
01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:10,071
Did you
see that?
1426
01:14:10,238 --> 01:14:10,780
Did you
see that?
1427
01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:11,197
See
what?
1428
01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:12,365
See
what?
1429
01:14:12,532 --> 01:14:12,907
That.
1430
01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:14,909
That.
1431
01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:25,253
Fuck,
no, no!
1432
01:14:41,436 --> 01:14:43,229
We need to leave before
they get here.
1433
01:14:43,396 --> 01:14:45,190
Mike, I don't
understand.
1434
01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:45,857
Look, man,
I'm sorry.
1435
01:14:46,024 --> 01:14:47,192
I don't...
1436
01:14:47,358 --> 01:14:49,486
Could we go,
please?
1437
01:14:49,652 --> 01:14:50,236
Wait,
hold on.
1438
01:14:50,403 --> 01:14:52,572
Let's
just, uh,
1439
01:14:52,739 --> 01:14:54,782
let's just think
about this, okay?
1440
01:14:54,949 --> 01:14:58,161
We, uh, we know
it doesn't
1441
01:14:58,328 --> 01:15:01,414
want me
to go home,
1442
01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:04,417
but we know
we can't stay here.
1443
01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:09,380
Mike,
we gotta--
1444
01:15:09,547 --> 01:15:12,258
Please,
let's go.
1445
01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:13,259
What's going
on, Mike?
1446
01:15:13,426 --> 01:15:14,093
Just calm
down, okay?
1447
01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:14,802
We'll be
all right.
1448
01:15:14,969 --> 01:15:17,138
Mike,
no.
1449
01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:18,014
Mike, what's
happening?
1450
01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:18,890
I don't
know.
1451
01:15:19,057 --> 01:15:20,975
Mike, if you had
to guess what...
1452
01:15:25,188 --> 01:15:28,483
Okay, say,
uh...
1453
01:15:28,650 --> 01:15:33,238
Say, uh, say we hit
some film, okay,
1454
01:15:33,404 --> 01:15:36,491
and I'm, I'm looking
at you, all right?
1455
01:15:36,658 --> 01:15:38,743
We take that film,
we get it developed,
1456
01:15:38,910 --> 01:15:41,329
and then when I'm
looking at you,
1457
01:15:41,496 --> 01:15:43,373
appears on
the photo.
1458
01:15:43,540 --> 01:15:46,084
It's basically it's like,
like using your mind
1459
01:15:46,251 --> 01:15:48,753
to send whatever
you're seeing,
1460
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:50,088
or thinking,
or imagining,
1461
01:15:50,255 --> 01:15:52,131
to a, to
a film,
1462
01:15:52,298 --> 01:15:55,343
or a tape,
or something.
1463
01:15:57,512 --> 01:16:00,848
We were both
in that.
1464
01:16:01,015 --> 01:16:02,642
I know.
1465
01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:16,239
What does it
want, Mike?
1466
01:16:16,406 --> 01:16:17,240
I don't
know.
1467
01:16:17,407 --> 01:16:20,618
Afucking,
a theory, man?
1468
01:16:22,662 --> 01:16:26,791
I think it
wants a story.
1469
01:16:26,958 --> 01:16:28,084
That's
it?
1470
01:16:28,251 --> 01:16:31,296
That's
all?
1471
01:16:31,462 --> 01:16:34,215
I think it wants
a story with an ending.
1472
01:16:37,844 --> 01:16:39,554
Mike, wait,
wait, wait.
1473
01:16:39,721 --> 01:16:41,556
Where're
we going?
1474
01:16:41,723 --> 01:16:44,100
Okay, on the webcam
it was daylight
1475
01:16:44,267 --> 01:16:45,268
when they were in
the cabin, right?
1476
01:16:45,435 --> 01:16:46,519
Uh-huh.
1477
01:16:46,686 --> 01:16:47,520
Okay, so we'll
take my truck,
1478
01:16:47,687 --> 01:16:49,022
we'll drive
somewhere nearby,
1479
01:16:49,188 --> 01:16:49,981
and we'll come back later
tonight after they're gone.
1480
01:16:50,148 --> 01:16:51,441
Then
what?
1481
01:16:51,608 --> 01:16:54,319
Uh, we'll shake hands,
and I'll go home.
1482
01:16:54,485 --> 01:16:55,486
I mean, that's
what you wanted
1483
01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:58,823
and it gives
us an ending.
1484
01:16:58,990 --> 01:16:59,824
I found
it.
1485
01:16:59,991 --> 01:17:00,408
Found
what?
1486
01:17:00,575 --> 01:17:01,701
What I owe
Billy.
1487
01:17:01,868 --> 01:17:02,410
Hey, how the fuck
did you get--
1488
01:17:02,577 --> 01:17:03,620
I don't
know, man!
1489
01:17:03,786 --> 01:17:04,579
I was fucking high,
and I tried to drive
1490
01:17:04,746 --> 01:17:05,580
this stupid
fucking truck.
1491
01:17:05,747 --> 01:17:06,331
Just get it the fuck
out of here.
1492
01:17:06,497 --> 01:17:07,415
Okay,
I will.
1493
01:17:07,582 --> 01:17:07,957
Calm down, all
right, dude?
1494
01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:09,334
Jesus.
1495
01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:10,877
Please put it in
the cabin or something.
1496
01:17:11,044 --> 01:17:12,545
Shit.
1497
01:17:12,712 --> 01:17:14,380
Just give
it...
1498
01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:15,923
I'm going
in the house.
1499
01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:16,591
Here give
me--
1500
01:17:16,758 --> 01:17:17,175
Up the fucking
hill.
1501
01:17:17,342 --> 01:17:19,594
Fuck
me.
1502
01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:26,059
Fuck.
1503
01:17:26,225 --> 01:17:29,187
Fuck.
1504
01:17:29,354 --> 01:17:31,564
Oh.
1505
01:17:37,195 --> 01:17:39,489
Don't, don't
play that.
1506
01:17:49,499 --> 01:17:51,834
Who is
that?
1507
01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:52,794
It's Charles'
friends.
1508
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:56,547
I'll go talk
to 'em.
1509
01:17:56,714 --> 01:17:58,591
Hey, I'm sorry we're
a little late,
1510
01:17:58,758 --> 01:17:59,676
but we were
just leaving.
1511
01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:01,594
Wait!
1512
01:18:05,473 --> 01:18:06,391
No,
please.
1513
01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:07,558
Please.
1514
01:18:07,725 --> 01:18:11,562
Please!
1515
01:18:11,729 --> 01:18:12,146
No,
wait!
1516
01:18:12,313 --> 01:18:14,315
I'm a fath--
1517
01:18:18,444 --> 01:18:20,363
Burn
it.
1518
01:18:25,410 --> 01:18:27,203
It's a horrible
idea.
1519
01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:29,247
It's a horrible
idea.
1520
01:18:29,414 --> 01:18:31,791
It's a horrible
idea.
1521
01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:38,214
All
right.
1522
01:18:38,381 --> 01:18:40,091
We know I can't
go home,
1523
01:18:40,258 --> 01:18:42,260
but we can't go to
the cabin any time
1524
01:18:42,427 --> 01:18:44,679
today or
tonight.
1525
01:18:44,846 --> 01:18:46,139
Fuck,
man.
1526
01:18:46,305 --> 01:18:47,724
Can you just fucking
call someone?
1527
01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:50,560
Call the fucking,
call the fucking FBI.
1528
01:18:50,727 --> 01:18:52,019
Call the fucking FBI
or something
1529
01:18:52,186 --> 01:18:56,566
and let's
fucking go!
1530
01:18:56,733 --> 01:18:59,694
I can't take
this home.
1531
01:18:59,861 --> 01:19:01,237
No, we gotta get through
this thing here, okay?
1532
01:19:01,404 --> 01:19:03,656
We, uh, we
don't even know
1533
01:19:03,823 --> 01:19:06,576
if it can do
anything to us.
1534
01:19:11,289 --> 01:19:12,373
I'll
go.
1535
01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:13,124
I'll go
first.
1536
01:19:13,291 --> 01:19:15,960
No, we'll
both go.
1537
01:19:16,127 --> 01:19:17,044
Fuck,
man.
1538
01:19:17,211 --> 01:19:18,087
Do you think
there's bats?
1539
01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:20,298
Probably.
1540
01:19:20,465 --> 01:19:22,341
Do you remember
Danny Kaiser?
1541
01:19:22,508 --> 01:19:23,259
With the messed
up teeth?
1542
01:19:23,426 --> 01:19:25,595
Yeah.
1543
01:19:25,762 --> 01:19:27,680
He was squatting at
a barn up the street.
1544
01:19:27,847 --> 01:19:29,974
Like a couple months
ago he got rabies.
1545
01:19:30,141 --> 01:19:30,892
Did he
die?
1546
01:19:31,058 --> 01:19:33,144
He wishes he was
dead because he
1547
01:19:33,311 --> 01:19:34,771
was just foaming at the
mouth when they got him.
1548
01:19:34,937 --> 01:19:35,688
He was just walking
in circles,
1549
01:19:35,855 --> 01:19:37,607
and was
chasing kids.
1550
01:19:37,774 --> 01:19:38,608
He can only say
a few words now,
1551
01:19:38,775 --> 01:19:41,694
and he just drools
all the time.
1552
01:19:41,861 --> 01:19:43,696
Look, Mike, I know
your leg's hurt,
1553
01:19:43,863 --> 01:19:44,572
but if there's something
down there, man,
1554
01:19:44,739 --> 01:19:45,907
you gotta just,
please, just run
1555
01:19:46,073 --> 01:19:47,074
like it doesn't
hurt, okay?
1556
01:19:47,241 --> 01:19:48,242
Please?
1557
01:19:48,409 --> 01:19:49,911
Okay.
1558
01:19:50,077 --> 01:19:51,287
Do you remember
Derrick Jones?
1559
01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:52,330
Oh,
fuck.
1560
01:19:52,497 --> 01:19:53,164
All right,
I'll go.
1561
01:19:53,331 --> 01:19:54,207
Jesus.
1562
01:19:54,373 --> 01:19:55,792
Thanks,
man.
1563
01:20:18,773 --> 01:20:20,733
What if we just
didn't open it?
1564
01:20:20,900 --> 01:20:22,443
We have
to open it.
1565
01:20:22,610 --> 01:20:23,444
What if we just
took it with us,
1566
01:20:23,611 --> 01:20:24,737
and then if we
wanted to open it,
1567
01:20:24,904 --> 01:20:27,114
we would consider opening,
opening it then?
1568
01:20:27,281 --> 01:20:28,533
Look, I can't
go home
1569
01:20:28,699 --> 01:20:29,784
and that last
footage saved you
1570
01:20:29,951 --> 01:20:31,953
from getting beaten
to death or shot.
1571
01:20:32,119 --> 01:20:34,622
We don't know
that, right?
1572
01:20:34,789 --> 01:20:36,541
What if this thing's actually
trying to help us?
1573
01:20:36,707 --> 01:20:37,625
We don't even
know if this stuff
1574
01:20:37,792 --> 01:20:39,836
is really gonna
happen or not.
1575
01:20:48,678 --> 01:20:50,555
That car
was a gift.
1576
01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:51,806
Goddammit.
1577
01:20:51,973 --> 01:20:54,684
All right,
man, open it.
1578
01:20:59,438 --> 01:21:01,983
Ow,
fuck.
1579
01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:03,860
It's
us.
1580
01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:05,361
And?
1581
01:21:05,528 --> 01:21:08,573
Uh, we're outside
and the cabin's
1582
01:21:08,739 --> 01:21:12,577
in the background.
1583
01:21:12,743 --> 01:21:14,704
Okay, what
else?
1584
01:21:14,871 --> 01:21:16,789
Okay, we're still
outside but it's night,
1585
01:21:16,956 --> 01:21:18,624
and we're lit
by a fire.
1586
01:21:18,791 --> 01:21:19,667
Afire?
1587
01:21:19,834 --> 01:21:21,294
Yeah.
1588
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:22,503
Do we look
all right?
1589
01:21:22,670 --> 01:21:24,630
I, I don't
know, I mean,
1590
01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:26,215
yeah, I think,
I think we look okay.
1591
01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:27,341
And are
we upset?
1592
01:21:27,508 --> 01:21:28,551
I don't
know.
1593
01:21:28,718 --> 01:21:30,469
It's difficult
to see.
1594
01:21:30,636 --> 01:21:33,639
I don't
know.
1595
01:21:33,806 --> 01:21:34,640
Do you think
all that stuff
1596
01:21:34,807 --> 01:21:36,225
down there
is of us?
1597
01:21:36,392 --> 01:21:36,976
Why are you
asking me?
1598
01:21:37,143 --> 01:21:37,810
Fuck,
really?
1599
01:21:37,977 --> 01:21:38,269
You don't wanna
talk about it?
1600
01:21:38,436 --> 01:21:39,478
Okay.
1601
01:21:39,645 --> 01:21:41,814
Yes, I think
it's all us.
1602
01:21:41,981 --> 01:21:43,608
Do you think
that's all of it?
1603
01:21:43,774 --> 01:21:45,234
No.
1604
01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:47,111
I think we
could be on any
1605
01:21:47,278 --> 01:21:48,696
recording device
anywhere.
1606
01:21:48,863 --> 01:21:52,742
We could be on a fucking
hard drive in China.
1607
01:21:52,909 --> 01:21:54,660
They should be at
the cabin by now.
1608
01:21:54,827 --> 01:21:58,205
Do you think they
found the bag?
1609
01:21:58,372 --> 01:22:00,291
I left it inside
for them to find.
1610
01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:01,125
Fuck.
1611
01:22:01,292 --> 01:22:02,668
They're smoking
that bag, man.
1612
01:22:02,835 --> 01:22:03,836
They're fucking
smoking that bag.
1613
01:22:04,003 --> 01:22:04,879
Maybe they took
the trees to the road.
1614
01:22:05,046 --> 01:22:06,672
No, man, they're
getting fucked up,
1615
01:22:06,839 --> 01:22:07,465
and they're fucking
waiting for us
1616
01:22:07,632 --> 01:22:10,760
to fuck
us up.
1617
01:22:10,927 --> 01:22:14,138
I'm gonna go to that
place in the film.
1618
01:22:14,305 --> 01:22:15,473
The rocks in front
of the cabin.
1619
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:16,641
Why would...
1620
01:22:16,807 --> 01:22:17,767
That's fucking
nighttime, man.
1621
01:22:17,934 --> 01:22:18,476
It's like fucking
noon right now.
1622
01:22:18,643 --> 01:22:19,268
Are you
crazy?
1623
01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:20,728
I'll be
fine, okay?
1624
01:22:20,895 --> 01:22:23,105
Look, I'm gonna sneak
around the back,
1625
01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:24,690
I'll be far enough away,
and plus they're probably
1626
01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:25,858
so fucked up they won't
even know I'm there.
1627
01:22:26,025 --> 01:22:28,152
Why would you
fucking do that?
1628
01:22:28,319 --> 01:22:30,655
Because I think if we
can get to the end
1629
01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:32,156
of this reel
of film,
1630
01:22:32,323 --> 01:22:34,241
we'll be
fine.
1631
01:22:34,408 --> 01:22:36,077
You don't fucking
know that.
1632
01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:37,703
No, I don't, but do you
have a better plan?
1633
01:22:37,870 --> 01:22:39,246
Yeah, man, let's
fucking leave.
1634
01:22:39,413 --> 01:22:40,873
Chris, I am not
taking this
1635
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:44,627
home to
my wife.
1636
01:22:44,794 --> 01:22:48,130
Fuck!
1637
01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:49,674
All right, man,
fuck it I'll go.
1638
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:50,549
Let's
go.
1639
01:22:50,716 --> 01:22:51,884
You can
leave.
1640
01:22:52,051 --> 01:22:53,010
No, fuck you, don't
make me feel guilty.
1641
01:22:53,177 --> 01:22:55,471
I'll fucking go, I said
I'll go, let's go.
1642
01:22:55,638 --> 01:22:59,767
All
right.
1643
01:22:59,934 --> 01:23:01,060
Lighter, lighter,
lighter, pants on fire.
1644
01:23:01,227 --> 01:23:03,646
Do it, do it,
do it, do it.
1645
01:23:09,443 --> 01:23:12,363
So, what's
it like, uh,
1646
01:23:12,530 --> 01:23:14,991
what's it like
being married?
1647
01:23:15,157 --> 01:23:17,994
It's good, you know,
I mean it's, uh,
1648
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:20,663
it's hard,
but, uh,
1649
01:23:20,830 --> 01:23:23,666
yeah,
I like it.
1650
01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:29,130
What's it like
being single?
1651
01:23:29,296 --> 01:23:31,590
Well, getting high all
the time pretty much
1652
01:23:31,757 --> 01:23:34,969
covers that
base.
1653
01:23:35,136 --> 01:23:36,595
You don't have like
a, like a junkie
1654
01:23:36,762 --> 01:23:38,305
girlfriend
or something?
1655
01:23:38,472 --> 01:23:40,224
No.
1656
01:23:40,391 --> 01:23:43,436
No,
I don't.
1657
01:23:43,602 --> 01:23:47,606
Actually, I did
go into the city
1658
01:23:47,773 --> 01:23:48,649
like a couple
months ago,
1659
01:23:48,816 --> 01:23:52,528
and I picked
up a little "hmm-hmm."
1660
01:23:52,695 --> 01:23:54,405
What's
that?
1661
01:23:54,572 --> 01:23:55,322
What's "hmm-hmm"?
1662
01:23:55,489 --> 01:23:56,991
Yeah, what's
that?
1663
01:23:57,158 --> 01:23:59,201
You know, man, like
on the back of the--
1664
01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:03,706
Like the reader those,
those like little box ads.
1665
01:24:03,873 --> 01:24:05,166
I don't
know.
1666
01:24:05,332 --> 01:24:06,542
Afucking
hooker, Mike.
1667
01:24:06,709 --> 01:24:08,377
Goddamn.
1668
01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:11,839
Yeah, the whole thing just
was like ridiculous, man.
1669
01:24:12,006 --> 01:24:15,176
Um, we just, basically
just were gacking rails
1670
01:24:15,342 --> 01:24:18,596
all night
long, and, uh,
1671
01:24:18,763 --> 01:24:22,058
I just talked her ear
off for like six hours,
1672
01:24:22,224 --> 01:24:24,268
and then by the end
of it, um,
1673
01:24:24,435 --> 01:24:28,022
she just like took off
like all freaked out.
1674
01:24:28,189 --> 01:24:29,273
We never even took our
clothes off or nothing.
1675
01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:31,984
We just talked,
and then I scared her.
1676
01:24:32,151 --> 01:24:33,652
That was pretty much my
last sexual experience.
1677
01:24:33,819 --> 01:24:35,029
That sounds
awful.
1678
01:24:35,196 --> 01:24:37,573
It was
horrible.
1679
01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:40,242
Yeah.
1680
01:24:40,409 --> 01:24:43,621
Was it true about
the, uh, dad thing?
1681
01:24:43,788 --> 01:24:45,164
What dad
thing?
1682
01:24:45,331 --> 01:24:47,458
On the fucking CD.
1683
01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:50,002
Yeah.
1684
01:24:50,169 --> 01:24:52,546
Yeah, I'm gonna
be a dad.
1685
01:24:52,713 --> 01:24:53,714
Fuck,
man.
1686
01:24:53,881 --> 01:24:55,424
Are you
sketched out?
1687
01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:56,634
I'm okay
with it.
1688
01:24:56,801 --> 01:24:58,677
When's it
going down?
1689
01:24:58,844 --> 01:24:59,595
Seven
months.
1690
01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:01,764
Seven
months?
1691
01:25:01,931 --> 01:25:03,265
Boy or
girl?
1692
01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:05,267
Well, it's a little
early to tell.
1693
01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:07,436
Well, I'm not
a pediatrician, Mike.
1694
01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:08,104
I don't
know.
1695
01:25:08,270 --> 01:25:09,522
Obstetrician.
1696
01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:11,357
Whatever,
man.
1697
01:25:11,524 --> 01:25:14,819
Um, yeah, let's just
hope it's a boy, right?
1698
01:25:14,985 --> 01:25:16,070
Better worrying
about one wiener
1699
01:25:16,237 --> 01:25:19,698
than like every
wiener in the world.
1700
01:25:19,865 --> 01:25:20,991
Could I borrow
one of your guns?
1701
01:25:21,158 --> 01:25:24,453
Sure,
dude.
1702
01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:26,080
You would make
a good uncle.
1703
01:25:26,247 --> 01:25:28,207
Whatever.
1704
01:25:28,374 --> 01:25:29,458
That's bull, that's
bullshit, man.
1705
01:25:29,625 --> 01:25:31,544
Give yourself
a little credit, man.
1706
01:25:31,710 --> 01:25:33,045
Seriously,
you're like,
1707
01:25:33,212 --> 01:25:34,338
you're one
of the most loyal,
1708
01:25:34,505 --> 01:25:37,466
protective, and smartest
people I know.
1709
01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:40,136
You know, and you don't
wave it in people's faces
1710
01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:42,179
and make them feel
stupid about it.
1711
01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:44,515
Come on, that's
a bunch of malarkey,
1712
01:25:44,682 --> 01:25:45,641
but thanks,
though.
1713
01:25:45,808 --> 01:25:47,434
I'm
serious.
1714
01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:49,270
Okay, why do
you think,
1715
01:25:49,436 --> 01:25:51,564
why do you think you've
lasted as long as you have
1716
01:25:51,730 --> 01:25:53,732
like you
have?
1717
01:25:53,899 --> 01:25:54,900
It's because the dirt bags
you hang out with
1718
01:25:55,067 --> 01:25:57,862
actually like
being around you.
1719
01:25:58,028 --> 01:26:00,906
You know, I think it
makes them feel better
1720
01:26:01,073 --> 01:26:02,950
about their dark souls
to have someone
1721
01:26:03,117 --> 01:26:04,952
like you
around.
1722
01:26:05,119 --> 01:26:06,829
I appreciate it, man,
but I'm a piece of shit.
1723
01:26:06,996 --> 01:26:08,497
You know it.
1724
01:26:08,664 --> 01:26:09,123
You
know.
1725
01:26:09,290 --> 01:26:10,374
No, you're
not.
1726
01:26:10,541 --> 01:26:14,128
Well, well, I mean even
though you completely
1727
01:26:14,295 --> 01:26:17,381
abandoned your pregnant wife
to save a piece of shit
1728
01:26:17,548 --> 01:26:20,342
like myself,
I, uh,
1729
01:26:20,509 --> 01:26:21,677
I think you're gonna
be a good dad.
1730
01:26:21,844 --> 01:26:23,429
Thanks.
1731
01:26:23,596 --> 01:26:24,972
Yeah, I mean, I don't
know really much about it,
1732
01:26:25,139 --> 01:26:26,765
but I would imagine
being forgiving
1733
01:26:26,932 --> 01:26:27,975
has something to do
with being a good dad,
1734
01:26:28,142 --> 01:26:30,144
and, uh, you and I have
lasted this long,
1735
01:26:30,311 --> 01:26:31,937
so that shows
that you're one
1736
01:26:32,104 --> 01:26:34,899
forgiving
motherfucker.
1737
01:26:38,152 --> 01:26:39,486
There's something
I should tell you.
1738
01:26:39,653 --> 01:26:40,863
It's cool,
man, don't.
1739
01:26:41,030 --> 01:26:42,239
You...
1740
01:26:42,406 --> 01:26:43,657
You're my buddy, that's
all that matters.
1741
01:26:43,824 --> 01:26:46,202
No.
1742
01:26:46,368 --> 01:26:47,745
Look,
I'm...
1743
01:26:47,912 --> 01:26:48,871
I'm trying
to tell you--
1744
01:26:49,038 --> 01:26:50,039
Don't do
it, man.
1745
01:26:50,206 --> 01:26:51,916
No, you were
right, okay?
1746
01:26:52,082 --> 01:26:55,336
You know, I felt guilty
and I missed my best friend,
1747
01:26:55,502 --> 01:26:58,923
but I had, I had no
right to intrude
1748
01:26:59,089 --> 01:26:59,965
on your life
like this, man.
1749
01:27:00,132 --> 01:27:01,842
I just
didn't.
1750
01:27:02,009 --> 01:27:02,635
Dude, whatever,
man.
1751
01:27:02,801 --> 01:27:03,344
Don't even
sweat it.
1752
01:27:03,510 --> 01:27:04,136
I don't
care.
1753
01:27:04,303 --> 01:27:06,597
We're
cool.
1754
01:27:06,764 --> 01:27:08,224
I know, it's just
like, you know,
1755
01:27:08,390 --> 01:27:11,352
with the baby coming like
I felt like this was
1756
01:27:11,518 --> 01:27:15,064
my last chance to do
something to feel better
1757
01:27:15,231 --> 01:27:18,943
about myself, and I'm
just fucking sorry, man.
1758
01:27:19,109 --> 01:27:19,902
It is what
it is, Mike.
1759
01:27:20,069 --> 01:27:21,987
I don't, I don't
give a shit.
1760
01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:23,864
I mean, I'm sorry
that I can't
1761
01:27:24,031 --> 01:27:25,241
be this imaginary
guy that you
1762
01:27:25,407 --> 01:27:29,161
think is me,
you know?
1763
01:27:29,328 --> 01:27:33,666
You're still
my buddy.
1764
01:27:33,832 --> 01:27:36,752
Shit.
1765
01:27:36,919 --> 01:27:39,922
Ha-ha-ha!
1766
01:27:40,089 --> 01:27:41,924
That was
cool.
1767
01:27:48,222 --> 01:27:52,851
Fuck,
man!
1768
01:27:53,018 --> 01:27:53,978
Holy
shit.
1769
01:27:54,144 --> 01:27:54,812
Fuck
me.
1770
01:27:54,979 --> 01:27:56,855
Holy
fuck.
1771
01:27:57,022 --> 01:27:59,024
Oh, my
God.
1772
01:27:59,191 --> 01:28:01,110
Burn
it.
1773
01:28:15,666 --> 01:28:18,002
Oh, my
fucking God.
1774
01:28:43,986 --> 01:28:47,656
That's my
bullets.
1775
01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:48,699
Is that it?
1776
01:28:48,866 --> 01:28:51,118
Is that
all of 'em?
1777
01:28:54,079 --> 01:28:56,832
Chris?
1778
01:28:56,999 --> 01:29:00,002
Chris.
1779
01:29:00,169 --> 01:29:01,045
Oh,
fuck.
1780
01:29:01,211 --> 01:29:03,172
Oh,
fuck!
1781
01:29:06,258 --> 01:29:06,925
No,
Mike!
1782
01:29:07,092 --> 01:29:08,302
It's gonna
burn, man.
1783
01:29:08,469 --> 01:29:10,637
I need a fucking
hit, let me go!
1784
01:29:15,100 --> 01:29:17,394
Fuck!
1785
01:29:36,538 --> 01:29:38,582
I don't wanna
fucking die, Mike.
1786
01:29:38,749 --> 01:29:40,084
I can't control it, man,
I really fucking can't.
1787
01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:42,336
I need
help.
1788
01:29:45,464 --> 01:29:47,966
Can I take
you to rehab?
1789
01:29:51,345 --> 01:29:52,179
Yeah.
1790
01:29:52,346 --> 01:29:53,347
It has to
be now, man.
1791
01:29:53,514 --> 01:29:55,641
You have to fucking
take me right now.
1792
01:29:55,808 --> 01:29:57,643
Okay.
1793
01:30:04,566 --> 01:30:06,485
Oh,
shit.
1794
01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:14,076
Hey, we gave that thing
a story with a happy ending.
1795
01:30:14,243 --> 01:30:16,495
Fuck
you.
1796
01:30:24,044 --> 01:30:26,171
Oh,
God.
1797
01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:29,174
I'm
sorry.
1798
01:30:29,341 --> 01:30:33,762
Oh, fuck,
I'm sorry.
1799
01:30:33,929 --> 01:30:35,764
I'm
sorry.
1800
01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:45,232
Can we try it
another way?
1801
01:32:58,740 --> 01:33:02,452
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