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♪ TELL ME WHY ♪
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♪ I LOVE YOU LIKE I DO ♪
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♪ TELL ME WHO ♪
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♪ CAN STOP MY HEART
AS MUCH AS YOU ♪
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♪ TELL ME ALL YOUR SECRETS ♪
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♪ AND I'LL TELL
YOU MOST OF MINE ♪
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♪ THEY SAY NOBODY'S PERFECT ♪
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♪ WELL, THAT'S REALLY
TRUE THIS TIME ♪
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♪ I DON'T HAVE THE ANSWERS,
I DON'T HAVE A PLAN ♪
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♪ ALL I HAVE IS YOU ♪
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♪ SO, DARLING, HELP
ME UNDERSTAND ♪
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♪ WHAT WE DO ♪
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♪ YOU CAN WHISPER IN MY EAR ♪
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♪ WHERE WE GO ♪
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♪ WHO KNOWS WHAT
HAPPENS AFTER HERE? ♪
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♪ LET'S TAKE EACH OTHER'S HAND ♪
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♪ AS WE JUMP INTO
THE FINAL FRONTIER ♪
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♪ I'M MAD ABOUT YOU, BABY ♪
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♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ I'M MAD ABOUT YOU ♪
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OK. THE BABY LOVES JAMES TAYLOR,
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LOVES BONNIE RAITT,
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NOT SO SURE ABOUT SINATRA.
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WHICH SINATRA DID YOU PLAY?
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THIS ONE.
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LIVE AT THE SANDS?
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YEAH.
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YOU PLAYED THIS FOR THE BABY?
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YEAH. SO?
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YOU DON'T PLAY SINATRA
AT THE SANDS FOR A FETUS.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. WHY?
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BECAUSE IT'S LIVE AT THE SANDS.
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IT'S LOUD. IT'S BRASSY.
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PLUS LAS VEGAS.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S
SMOKY. IT'S GAMBLING.
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BABY DOESN'T NEED THAT.
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TELL YOU WHAT WAS A BIG HIT:
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THE SOUNDTRACK
TO GUYS AND DOLLS.
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REALLY? YUP.
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OH, GOOD. SEE.
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HER DADDY LOVES SHOW TUNES.
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I THOUGHT SHE OUGHT TO KNOW.
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WELL, THANK YOU.
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DID YOU PLAY HIM YOUR
HUNGARIAN CHANTS?
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BULGARIAN.
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WHATEVER. YES.
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AND? LOVED IT.
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REALLY? YES.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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BECAUSE I'M THE MOMMY.
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I CAN TELL.
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BULGARIAN CHANTS AND SINATRA.
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I WANT THE BABY TO
KNOW WHO WE ARE.
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HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK
A BABY COULD KNOW?
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A LOT. EVERYTHING.
WHAT IS THIS BABY?
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IT'S A COMBINATION OF YOU
AND ME, EVERYTHING WE ARE,
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EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH RIGHT IN THERE.
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IS THAT TRUE?
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I BELIEVE IT IS. YEAH?
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HEY, YOU THINK THAT'S
TRUE... LITTLE BABY?
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IS THAT TRUE? WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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HONEY, THAT TICKLES.
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HONEY!
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HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW, HUH?
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HUH?
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HONEY?
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HONEY? H-H-HONEY.
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HONEY. SWEETIE.
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HONEY, COULD YOU TAKE THIS?
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I'M SORRY. DID YOU
JUST CALL ME HONEY?
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NO.
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Paul: HONEY, I'M HOME!
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I NOTICED.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE
BEING MARRIED, HUH?
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ISN'T IT GREAT?
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OW.
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OH, YOU'RE MARRIED?
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YEAH. ALMOST THREE YEARS.
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WE THOUGHT WE WERE
GONNA, BUT WE'RE NOT,
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BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN
WE WON'T. WE WILL.
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JUST NOT TONIGHT.
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MAKES SENSE. REALLY?
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WHAT'S SHE LIKE?
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MY WIFE?
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NAME IS BUCHMAN, JAMIE
BUCHMAN, ALL RIGHT?
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SOUNDS PERFECT. ACTUALLY, NO.
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ARE YOU GUYS WE'RE
NOT FIGHTING? FIGHTING.
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TRUST ME, YOU ARE.
IT'S JUST HOW WE LIVE.
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NOBODY'S RIGHT,
AND NOBODY'S WRONG.
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LISTEN TO ME. NOOO.
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I'M A LITTLE BIT MORE
RIGHT, BUT THAT'S NOT...
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CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
DIDN'T TRUST ME.
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YOU LIED.
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BUT IF YOU WON'T
TRUST ME, WHY LIE?
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BECAUSE IT'S WRONG.
HOW IS THIS WRONG?
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WE'RE ADULTS. I KNOW. ALL RIGHT.
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DO YOU WANT TO YELL AT ME?
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YOU WANT TO KILL ME? YOU
WANT TO DIVORCE ME? WHAT?
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KEEP GOING.
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WHAT THE HELL IS THE
MATTER WITH YOU? WHAT?
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SHH.
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SH-SH-SH-SH-SH-SHH.
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I THINK WE'VE BEEN
GOING AT THIS HALF-ASSED.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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IT MEANS I THINK WE SHOULD
BE GOING AT IT WHOLE-ASSED.
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I LET OUT THIS AMAZING SCREAM.
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I WON! I WON! I WON!
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PAUL, OF COURSE,
THOUGHT IT WAS HIM.
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OH, GOD.
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IN FIVE SECONDS WE WERE DONE,
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AND I WAS ABLE TO STRETCH.
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WELL, SHE'S GOT
GOOD POINTS, TOO.
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THERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.
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BITE ME.
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SHE GETS SO EXCITED
ABOUT THINGS.
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YOU KNOW, SHE'S GENUINELY SURPRISED
WHEN WE DON'T WIN THE LOTTERY.
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THE WAY SHE CALLS ME ON STUFF
WHEN I'M MAKING MYSELF CRAZY.
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YOUR JOB IS TO STOP ME
FROM DOING SOMETHING IDIOTIC.
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IDIOTIC, I CAN DO
THAT BY MYSELF.
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YOU'RE GOING TO A
WEDDING WITHOUT PANTS?
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YOU BET. LET THEM SEE
WHO THE BEST MAN REALLY IS.
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MA'AM, MAGIC LAMPS.
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THE MAGIC LAMPS. AH, COMENZA.
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CLEMENZA, HOW ABOUT SOME CLAMS?
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WOULD YOU WANT
MORE FUN THAN THIS?
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ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE.
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CLEMENZA.
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WHERE YOU GET THE LARRY PLATE,
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THE MOE PLATE, THE CURLY PLATE,
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AND AS OUR GIFT TO YOU,
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THE SHEMP SALAD BOWL.
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NO.
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JAIME'S SITTING
THERE. SHE LOOKS...
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YOU KNOW, CUTE, LIKE ALWAYS.
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WHAT?
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THE LIGHT HIT HER
FACE IN A FUNNY WAY,
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AND I NEVER NOTICED
THAT SHE LOOKED LIKE...
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THAT SHE REMINDED ME OF THE GUY
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IN THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.
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SWEETIE?
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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
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I USED TO BE OUT
THERE ALL THE TIME.
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I FRIZZED MY HAIR.
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I... I WORE HATS.
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I SLEPT WITH ARTISTS.
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DON'T VOMIT IN FRONT OF ME.
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OW. OW.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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ARE YOU LETTING
YOUR HAIR GROW OUT?
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NO.
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'CAUSE IT'S LIKE... IT'S LIKE
HARDER OR SOMETHING.
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I WOULD LIKE TO
PUNCH YOU SO HARD.
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PARDON ME. HMM?
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I'LL GIVE YOU ONE
MILLION DOLLARS
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TO SLEEP WITH YOUR WIFE.
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GREAT. GREAT.
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LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING. WHAT HAPPENED?
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OOH, I THINK I HEARD SOMETHING.
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WHAT?
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WHAT? WHAT?
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WHAT? WHAT?
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WHAT? WHAT?
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OH, MY GOD.
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WHAT?
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OH, MY GOD.
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OH, MY GOD.
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W-WOW.
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WOW.
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OH, GOD.
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WOW. WOW.
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WHAT? WOW.
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WOW.
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"WOW"?
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YOU'RE GONNA SAY "WOW"?
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YOU DON'T GET TO SAY "WOW."
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YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED
TO A "WOW" ON THIS ONE.
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DID YOU JUST KISS ME?
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NO.
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I LOVE YOU.
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THIS IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.
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WHAT AM I, STUPID?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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I DON'T... I DON'T GET IT.
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I DON'T GET IT. WHAT?
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HOW? HOW? NO REASON.
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ALL RIGHT, I... I GOT
AN IDEA. I GOT AN IDEA.
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HERE'S AN IDEA. I GOT AN IDEA.
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THIS WAS A BIG MISTAKE.
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YOU'RE SO PATHETIC.
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I WAS GONNA SAY.
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I'M SHOCKED.
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I'M STUNNED.
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I'M FLUMMOXED.
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YOU TALK YOUR
WAY. I'LL TALK RIGHT.
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I TALK RIGHT.
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HEY, HEY, HEY. NO, NO, NO.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
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I... I... I, SEE... PHEW.
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TOLD YOU, I HADDA,
HADDA GESE FLAKEN.
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I KNOW, BUT,
I... I... I... I I... I... I...
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YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE IT...
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HE D... HE DID... GET...
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I DIDN'T FEEL QUITE RIGHT...
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REMEMBER, THE DUMPLINGS...
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SINCE I ATE THOSE DUMPLINGS.
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THEY WERE TERRIBLE.
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THEY MADE ME DO THINGS.
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CAN EITHER ONE OF US
SHUT UP FOR TWO MINUTES?
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WHAT IF THEY'D COME...
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MORE.
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BABY... I'M THE GREATEST.
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OK, BUT CAN YOU PEE STANDING UP?
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HE'S SO CUTE.
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A DAY AT BARNEY'S
WOULDN'T KILL HIM. I KNOW.
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I HAVE A DREAM.
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
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I HAVE A DREAM, AND IT INVOLVES
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THE TWO OF US IN
A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE,
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NOTHING BIG. YOU KNOW, NICE
YARD, MAYBE 3/4 OF AN ACRE.
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A HOUSE?
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A HOUSE WITH US AND OUR THINGS
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AND LITTLE USes, YOU KNOW,
SMALL USes. MAYBE THREE.
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YOU ALWAYS WANTED
THREE, RIGHT? MAYBE.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE NOT THREE,
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BECAUSE THE MIDDLE KID
IS ALWAYS SCREWED UP.
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WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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YOU ARE A STRANGE, AMAZING MAN.
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OK, SO I LIED.
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Jamie: I WISH THAT CABANA BOY
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WOULD RUB SOME
LOTION ON MY BACK.
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I'M NOT DOING PEDRO.
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WHO IS IT?
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Sí, SEÑORA, ESTA PEDRO.
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SHOULD WE START TRYING?
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NOW?
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FROM NOW ON.
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MAYBE.
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REALLY? ARE YOU
SURE? NO, I'M NOT SURE.
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BUT WE'RE GONNA
START TRYING? YEAH.
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OH, MY GOD. WHAT? I'M THE MOMMY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS
IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE.
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SERIOUSLY, I'M THE MOMMY.
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I KNOW, LISTEN, BELIEVE ME...
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I KNOW IT'S NOT FAIR.
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IT'S SO NOT FAIR.
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YOU KNOW, IF I
COULD HAVE THE KID...
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DON'T EVEN START. YOU'D HAVE
ONE CRAMP AND KILL YOURSELF.
248
00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,843
SHUT UP.
249
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,826
Mother: WE DON'T
STARE, SWEETHEART.
250
00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:10,893
WHOA.
251
00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:12,094
HONEY?
252
00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:13,363
HEY, HEY.
253
00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:14,519
HEY.
254
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,095
HEY!
255
00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:28,545
TRUST ME. IT GETS SO
MUCH WORSE THAN THIS.
256
00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,648
OH, GOD!
257
00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,684
GOD, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!
258
00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:35,751
OH! OH! OH!
259
00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:37,086
GOD! OH, GOD!
260
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,654
HONEY, WAKE UP.
261
00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,423
WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER?
262
00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,490
HIT ME AGAIN.
263
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,514
OH, MY GOD!
264
00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:45,762
HELLO.
265
00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,096
HELLO.
266
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,264
HELLO.
267
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,531
YES.
268
00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:51,234
YES.
269
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,434
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
270
00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,603
JUST... I WAS CHANTING.
271
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,471
WHAT WERE YOU CHANTING?
272
00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:56,995
O-O-O-OKLAHOMA.
273
00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:02,044
♪ WHERE THE WIND COMES
SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAINS ♪
274
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,745
♪ MUSIC AND PASSION ♪
275
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,615
♪ ARE ALWAYS THE FASHION ♪
276
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,338
♪ AT THE COPA... ♪
277
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,153
♪ THEY FELL IN LOVE ♪
278
00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:14,691
♪ BUT SLEEP WON'T COME ♪
279
00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,425
♪ THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH ♪
280
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,760
SING IT, PAUL, SING OUT.
281
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:18,962
THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH.
282
00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,030
♪ YOUR CHEATING HEART ♪
283
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,765
YOUR CHEATING
HEART. BLACK HEART.
284
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,666
♪ WILL TELL ON YOU ♪
285
00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,235
GONNA SNITCH ON YOU.
286
00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:30,039
♪ O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE ♪
287
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:33,242
♪ EEEE ♪
288
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,411
♪ AND THE HOME ♪
289
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,814
♪ OF THE ♪
290
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:40,950
♪ BRAVE ♪
291
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,719
SEE, I DON'T EVEN THINK
THE BABY CAN HEAR US.
292
00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,187
OH.
293
00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,455
WHAT?
294
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,146
I THINK THE BABY JUST MOVED.
295
00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,836
COME ON, MAKE THE
BABY MOVE AGAIN.
296
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,104
I CAN'T. WHY NOT?
297
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:04,474
WHY NOT? I DON'T
HAVE CONTROL OVER IT.
298
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,409
HEY. HEY, BABY.
LISTEN TO ME. HEY.
299
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,977
HEY. CAN YOU HEAR US?
300
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,680
HEY. KNOCK KNOCK.
301
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,586
SWEETIE? SWEETIE?
302
00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:18,076
SWEETIE?
303
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:22,291
SWEETIE, MAY I SEE
YOU IN THE KITCHEN?
304
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:23,793
WHAT? WHAT IS IT NOW?
305
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,862
I JUST HAVE TO LEAVE THE
WINDOW OPEN FOR THE DOG.
306
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,865
HEY. BURT. HI.
307
00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,167
IS THIS A BAD TIME?
308
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,269
WON'T TAKE A MINUTE.
IS THIS A BAD TIME?
309
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,437
IS THIS A BAD TIME?
310
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,272
I DON'T KNOW. IT DEPENDS
ON WHAT YOU WANT.
311
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,807
I HOPE THIS ISN'T A BAD TIME.
312
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:41,143
WE WANTED YOU TO BE THE
FIRST TO KNOW IN PERSON.
313
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,544
IS THIS A BAD TIME?
314
00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:43,546
NO. NO. NO.
315
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,736
HEY, GUESS WHO'S HOME.
316
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,753
HEY. OH.
317
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,256
OK, I'M HERE. SHOW
ME THE CHANGES.
318
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,313
YOU I LIKE.
319
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,860
ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT
320
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,862
WAS COMING HOME TO SEE YOU.
321
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,553
THAT IS SO SWEET.
322
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,669
SURPRISE. MARY ANN!
323
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:07,804
SURPRISE.
324
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,439
MARY ANN... SURPRISE.
325
00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:10,540
WHOA.
326
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:11,974
OH.
327
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,744
I WANT YOU.
328
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,379
GUESS WHAT. CAREFUL.
329
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,748
HEY, GUYS. SORRY I'M LATE.
330
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:19,970
OH, BY THE WAY...
331
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,586
I'M WORRIED.
332
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:24,853
All: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
333
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,155
WHOA.
334
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,778
A FIRM EMBRACE.
335
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:31,627
TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH.
336
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:32,828
EASY. ALL RIGHT.
337
00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,997
THE PEACH IS VERY INTRUSIVE,
338
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,299
WILL DOMINATE THE DRINK.
339
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,301
I GOT LIKE A
LITTLE... A LITTLE PIT...
340
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,771
THE FLESH OF THE
PEACH PULP IS AMAZING.
341
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,438
IT'S... IT'S... IT'S
LIKE HITLER.
342
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,107
IT DOES WHAT IT WANTS.
343
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:47,043
NOW WHAT?
344
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,479
SWEETIE, YOU'LL BE BACK BY 6:00?
345
00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:50,513
MM-MMM. MMM.
346
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,348
OH, 'CAUSE YOU GOT
THE THING TONIGHT.
347
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,749
OK, SO I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
348
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,261
WHAT, CHOCOLATE PUDDING?
349
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,760
OW!
350
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,761
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
351
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,064
MY TOOTH. I THINK
I GOT A CAVITY.
352
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,966
WHY DON'T YOU EAT MORE COOKIES?
353
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,456
HAVE A COOKIE.
354
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,909
I SMELL TURKEY.
355
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:23,378
NOODLES AND...
TOMATO SAUCE AND...
356
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:25,514
CH-CH-CH-CHEESE.
357
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,338
OH, PAUL.
358
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,474
ALL RIGHT, SHALL WE?
359
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,395
EGYPT MAKES BEER?
360
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,496
WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SWEATER?
361
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,800
IT'S TWINKIE FILLING.
362
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,902
WE HAVE EGGS AND BATTERIES.
363
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,837
HEY, DO WE STILL HAVE
BANANAS, OR DID YOU FINISH THEM?
364
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:48,838
YES.
365
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,605
YES WHAT? YES,
YOU FINISHED THEM,
366
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,330
OR YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS?
367
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,213
HI. YOU GUYS WANT THE USUAL?
368
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,547
UH, SURE. WHY NOT?
369
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,050
OK, AND THAT WOULD BE WHAT?
370
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,619
YOU GOT VERY IMPRESSIVE
CREDITS HERE, SERIOUSLY.
371
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,154
IS THIS ALL TRUE?
372
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,590
A LOT OF IT'S TRUE.
373
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,226
SOME BREAD? OH, NO, THANKS.
374
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,994
DID YOU KNOW THAT
IN 10 OUNCES OF MEAT,
375
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,553
2 OUNCES ARE BLOOD?
376
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,501
YOU KNOW, PAUL MAKES MOVIES.
377
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,959
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
I WORK AT A BANK.
378
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,606
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I WAS JUST SITTING.
379
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:24,740
WHERE? RIGHT HERE.
380
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:25,741
WHERE? AT YOUR TABLE.
381
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:26,976
WHERE AT MY TABLE? IN THE CHAIR.
382
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,977
WHAT CHAIR? THIS CHAIR.
383
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:28,978
WHOSE CHAIR? YOUR CHAIR.
384
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,246
AHA.
385
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,681
BURT, COULD WE HAVE
A LITTLE ORDER HERE?
386
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,783
BURT, UH, YOU'RE BLOCKING REGIS.
387
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,418
YES, BURT, BLOCKING REGIS.
388
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:36,485
LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE ON TV.
389
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,754
I'M ON TV.
390
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:39,955
PEOPLE NEVER THINK I'M FUNNY,
391
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,724
BUT I CAN BE FUNNY,
TOO, YOU KNOW?
392
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,861
I SUPPOSE THAT'S TRUE, THAT
PEOPLE HAVE A CERTAIN IMAGE OF YOU.
393
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,262
MMM, WHAT KIND OF IMAGE?
394
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:49,365
WH-WH-WHAT DO THEY HAVE?
395
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,834
UH, UH... WHO KNOW...
396
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,669
YOU KNOW, I SUPPOSE,
YOU KNOW, NOT...
397
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,204
NOT THAT YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE
398
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,788
FOR BREAKING UP THE... OK.
399
00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,576
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS JUST RIGHT.
400
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,911
THAT'S WHAT I THINK. THANK YOU.
401
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,480
YOU KNOW, I'M SO
FULL, I COULD PUKE.
402
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,715
SHUT UP. STAND BACK...
403
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,740
'CAUSE THIS IS GONNA
BE VERY SPECTACULAR.
404
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,758
Announcer: SOMETHING
SEEMS TO BE AMISS.
405
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:16,892
SOMETHING IS WRONG.
406
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,895
THE BALL HAS STOPPED AT THREE.
407
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,162
OH, SURE.
408
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,786
THE ONE YEAR I
DECIDE TO STAY HOME.
409
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,230
OOPS.
410
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,185
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE? I DON'T KNOW
411
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:56,601
AH-HEH.
412
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,069
OH, DENNIS. OH, YEAH, DENNIS.
413
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,403
OH, YEAH, THAT'S IT.
414
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,472
RIGHT THERE, BABY. YEAH, YEAH.
415
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,074
WILL YOU TELL HER WHAT MEN THINK
416
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,742
WHEN GIRLS GIVE IN
ON THE FIRST DATE?
417
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:07,910
YIPPEE?
418
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,945
YOU DO THESE THINGS
WITHOUT THINKING.
419
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,515
THAT'S HOW I LIVE. I JUST
CLOSE MY EYES AND I LEAP.
420
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,417
YEAH, WELL, I'M RUNNING
ALL OVER TOWN WITH A NET.
421
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:15,651
WHO'S ANNETTE?
422
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,086
EXCUSE ME.
423
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,155
Lisa, voice-over: OH, MY
GOD. YOU'RE THE KING.
424
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,923
HERE I GO. WOW. AAAH.
425
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,591
THAT LISA, SHE'S SO SWEET.
426
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,260
YEAH, I GUESS SHE IS.
427
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,262
YOU TWO ARE SO DIFFERENT.
428
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,806
I'M TURNING OFF THE
LIGHTS IN THE KITCHEN.
429
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,469
YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
430
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,471
THAT YOU AND I HAVE
BEEN ALONE TOGETHER,
431
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,973
I MEAN, WITHOUT PAUL AROUND.
432
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:40,042
MY GOD, CAN'T YOU SKIP A NIGHT?
433
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,911
DO YOU WANT ME TO
CHANGE THE WAY I TALK?
434
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:44,547
OK, I'LL CHANGE THE WAY I TALK.
435
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,503
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE KITCHEN.
436
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,852
SEE, THIS IS WHY WE
TURNED OUT THIS WAY.
437
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,354
THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING.
438
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:52,788
THIS IS WHAT I'M
SAYING. I'M SAYING...
439
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,490
I THINK WE'RE ALL
SAYING THE SAME THING.
440
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,514
WHAT?
441
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,860
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? HEY.
442
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,462
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
443
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:01,831
WE'RE THEIR GLUE-PEOPLE.
444
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,799
MARK... HE'S UP TO
SOMETHING. IT'S GETTING ME UP...
445
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,590
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
446
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,870
WE HOLD THEM TOGETHER,
447
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,905
OUR LITTLE CIRCLE OF
FRIENDS. THAT'S OUR JOB.
448
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,240
HEY, MARK. HOW YOU DOING?
449
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,675
HOW YOU DOING? I'M
GOOD. I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD.
450
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,076
YOU DOING GOOD? YEAH,
GOOD, I'M FINE. GOOD, GOOD.
451
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,778
HOW'D WE GET THAT JOB?
452
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,947
BECAUSE WE'RE THE LEAST CRAZY.
453
00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:19,749
YEAH, BUT BY A
LITTLE, BY SO LITTLE.
454
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:20,783
WHERE'S THE BRA?
455
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:21,967
I DON'T KNOW.
456
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,276
HEY! I LOVE YOU.
457
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,991
SHE'S SO...
458
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,981
AND HE'S SO...
459
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,830
IRA'S PICKING UP FRAN,
460
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,534
AND FRAN'S PICKING UP MARK.
461
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,501
YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?
462
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,503
GOOD.
463
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,304
HOW'S IT GOING?
464
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,907
'CAUSE I FEEL GREAT.
FEEL MY ASS. I WEAR THESE.
465
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,709
I THINK I SPILLED SOME PAINT
466
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,176
ON ONE OF YOUR SHIRTS.
467
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,279
AH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT. IT'S MARK'S.
468
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,815
WHAT... WHAT... WHAT DO YOU DO?
469
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:53,949
HAVE FUN.
470
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:56,952
YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S
LIKE TO JUST HAVE FUN?
471
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,254
WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT?
472
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,689
YOU KNOW PAUL. HE'S
RIDDLED WITH ANXIETY.
473
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:03,159
YOU JUST DON'T GO TELL
HIM SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
474
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,616
YOU DON'T THINK THE PANTS
ARE A LITTLE TOO SHORT?
475
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,165
NO MATTER WHEN I DIE,
476
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,788
IT'S GONNA PISS ME OFF.
477
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,804
YOU THINK THE WORLD IS
GOING TO BE A POORER PLACE
478
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,473
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
NOT PRODUCED AN HEIR?
479
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,475
IN MY OPINION, THAT IS
NO REASON TO HAVE KIDS.
480
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,809
IT'S JUST PURE EGO.
481
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,811
A CHILD, PAULIE,
SHOULD BE THE PRODUCT
482
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,480
OF THE NATURAL ORGANIC LOVE
483
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,814
BETWEEN TWO COMMITTED PEOPLE.
484
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:26,816
NOW, PLEASE,
485
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,918
CAN WE WATCH THE PORNO CHANNEL?
486
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,519
GO AHEAD. PAUL. REALLY?
487
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,543
YEAH.
488
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:34,556
WOW.
489
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,958
YOU GUYS EVER HAVE A MARRIAGE
490
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,359
THAT JUST FELL TO CRAP?
491
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,703
YEAH. YES.
492
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,398
HEY.
493
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,066
HEY. ONE MORE TIME.
494
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,868
HONEY, IT'S A BABY, NOT A DOG.
495
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,604
WHAT IF YOU PUT A PIECE
OF KIBBLE ON YOUR BELLY?
496
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,705
THERE'S A GOOD IDEA.
497
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,140
YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE
KIBBLE USUALLY WORKS.
498
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,042
COME ON, BABY, HEY.
499
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,766
MURRAY, ROLL OVER.
500
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,014
LET'S GO.
501
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,883
LET'S GO.
502
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,873
THIS IS NEW.
503
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,554
MURRAY!
504
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,778
Man: YEAH?
505
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,580
MURRAY THE DOG!
506
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,428
MURRAY THE DOG!
507
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,863
YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE
ABOUT YOU, MURRAY?
508
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:15,864
YOU LISTEN.
509
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,321
YOU, YOU PAY ATTENTION.
510
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:27,865
HONEY, YOU'RE SLOBBERING.
511
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:31,780
SWEETIE, I DON'T WANT TO.
512
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,715
GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.
513
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,685
HE'S A DOG.
514
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,587
YEAH, WELL, HE CAN'T KEEP
USING THAT AS AN EXCUSE.
515
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,989
HIS LAST BOWEL MOVEMENT?
516
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,290
MONDAY. MONDAY.
517
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,626
OH, CAN YOU BELIEVE
THIS: SATURDAY.
518
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:47,384
I WOULD LIKE TO LOOSELY
CUP YOUR DOG'S TESTICLES.
519
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:51,600
AND I'M, THIS IS WHAT
I'M SAYING TO YOU: NO.
520
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,537
I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN THERE.
521
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:21,964
WHAT? I HIT MY FUNNY BONE.
522
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,388
OW. OW. WALK IT OFF.
523
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:30,706
BA BA BA BA.
524
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,874
YOU GO BA BA BA BA BA.
525
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,598
I'M, UH, I'M THINKING
SOUP, BUT, UH...
526
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:36,945
THEY ONLY HAVE BISQUE.
527
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,289
BA BA BA BA BOOM.
BA BA BA BA BOOM.
528
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:46,554
WE ARE HERE TO DISCUSS
THE FUTURE, NOT THE PAST.
529
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,523
WELL, WHAT... WHAT WAS THE
POINT OF THE WHOLE THING?
530
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:49,547
WE HAD FUN, DIDN'T WE?
531
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,797
YOU GOT A BEAUTIFUL WIFE?
532
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:58,133
YEAH. YOU LOVE HER?
533
00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,401
Paul: SURE.
534
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,635
DOES SHE LOVE YOU?
535
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,137
YEAH.
536
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,139
YOU GOT MORE THAN
THREE PAIRS OF PANTS?
537
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,540
YEAH.
538
00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,076
THERE YOU GO.
539
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,076
WHERE?
540
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,311
TO THE FUTURE.
541
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:11,813
I'LL MIND THE PAST, AND YOU...
542
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:14,049
GIDDYAP TO THE FUTURE.
543
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:22,591
YOU WANNA KNOW HOW
BEAUTIFUL THIS BABY WOULD BE?
544
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,615
COME HERE.
545
00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:34,269
YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY EVERY
BABY CHOOSES ITS PARENTS?
546
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,270
MM-HMM.
547
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,939
WHY DO YOU THINK
THIS BABY CHOSE US?
548
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,341
I DON'T KNOW.
549
00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:42,343
I MEAN, OUT OF EVERYONE
ON THE WHOLE PLANET,
550
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,345
THIS BABY SAID, "I WANT THEM,
551
00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:46,748
IN APARTMENT 11-D."
552
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,950
WELL... IT'S A VERY
INTERESTING QUESTION.
553
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,287
OH. OOH. HEY, HEY, HEY.
554
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,311
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
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