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(Kirby) I've said it beforeand I'll say it again:
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if you've got good friends,you've got good times.
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I am in a mood.
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As such, there will be...
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-no bouncing of balls.
-(door slams)
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-And if you don't have good friends...
-(all beatboxing)
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Then I guess you just wannastop everyone else's good times.
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No boxing of beats.
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And absolutely
no hackying of sacks.
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And when you runinto someone like that...
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there's only one thingyou can do.
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Guys, I think it's time we find
Principal Mitchell a friend.
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Hm.
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(theme music playing)
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(Man)
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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(serene music plays)
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(knocking)
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Principal Mitchell,
there's an emergency!
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Is the Superintendent here?
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Did someone discover the secret
behind Tuna Melt Tuesdays?
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Which is nothing.
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No. It's worse.
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There it is.
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Right there.
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Man, doesn't that
make you crazy,
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people defacing
school property like that?
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Thankfully, we have
dedicated people
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like Gerald the Cool Janitor
to take care of it.
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(electric guitar riff)
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Mr. Buckets, this was not...
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Hey, crazy idea.
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Since both of you guys hate
property defacement so much,
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maybe you guys
should just hang...
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(electric guitar riff)
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Isn't he great?
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You are no longer allowed
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to use the term "emergency".
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(sighs)
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And no bubbling of gum.
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So, no luck in finding
Mitchell a friend, huh?
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Eh, friends are overrated.
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No way, buddy!
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If you had friends,
they'd stop this from happening!
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Ow!
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Principal Mitchell and I have
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always gotten
along professionally.
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I can throw in a game
of Checkers now and then.
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(whispers) Maybe even slap down
some Dominoes.
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If we want Mitchell
off our backs,
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we need to put him
onto someone else's.
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(whirring)
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Right on time.
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(laughs)
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Hey, Dawn,
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um, that's kind of my spot,
so could you just...
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-Get lost.
-Dawn...
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I come here
to this exact spot
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at the exact same time every day
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to watch kids fall down
on that buffed floor.
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So, could you just be cool?
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Oh, I will not just be cool.
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I come here every day
to do the exact same thing.
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And since I missed my normal
9:00 A.M. slip and falls,
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I'm going to watch
people slip and fall now.
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But these are my steps.
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And I need you to step off.
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(yelps, groans)
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(both laugh)
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Wait, did you see him?
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He was all...
(yelps, groans)
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(both laugh and sigh)
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Okay, fine.
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Just don't tell Kirby
about this.
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(whistling)
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(marching band plays)
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-Is that...
-The marching band?
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(both gasp)
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(screams and thumps)
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Uh... thanks again
for helping me
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with my psychology
homework, Eli.
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-My pleasure...
-(student screams)
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(cymbal rattles)
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I've always said when
we learn about our minds,
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we learn about our brains.
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You should write that down.
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Uh...
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just a few more survey questions
and we'll be done.
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First one...
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do you have any
recurring dreams?
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Pass.
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(whispers)
I have an inner darkness.
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Next question.
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Have you ever had
any imaginary friends?
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Oh, sure.
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When I was nine, I had an imaginary friend
named Boogey Down Carl.
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You know, I also had
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an imaginary friend
named Boogey Down Carl.
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What are the odds?
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I miss Boogey Down Carl.
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Always hanging out
in his copper-colored tuxedo,
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gets all melty and holding
that giant lollipop.
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Eli, that sounds exactly like
my Boogey Down Carl.
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Did your Carl by chance
have a shrunken head and...
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(Both)
Smell like tartar sauce?
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Eli, you and I had
the same imaginary friend!
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How is that possible?
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Is it because of psychology?
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Yes, Eli.
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This is definitely
because of psychology.
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Kirbo!
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So...
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I got called into
your principal's office today.
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You have got a lot
of explaining to do, mister...
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Look, Dad, I can explain.
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about why you never told me
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what an awesome guy
Principal Mitchell is!
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(Principal Mitchell)
Mr. Buckets...
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this homemade guac
is definitely seaworthy.
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Oh, hello, Mr. Buckets.
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Wh...
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what is going on?
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Turns out Principal Mitchell
and I have a lot in common.
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We both love the films
of Sandy Bullock
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and homemade guac.
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And let's not forget
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that most sumptuous
of all mistresses: the sea.
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Aye-aye to that!
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(both chuckle)
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We've been hanging out
all afternoon
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talkin' about boats
and whatnot.
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I almost gave your father
a nickname.
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Without your strange
and reckless behavior,
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I never would have met
my new best friend.
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(laughs)
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-Mmm.
-Yeah.
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(both chuckle)
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(upbeat music plays)
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♪ Mitchell and Dad! ♪
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This is terrible.
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I was trying to get
Principal Mitchell off my back,
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but now he's in my life
more than ever.
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He and my dad spent
all day and night
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reenacting scenes
from old famous boat movies.
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-(dramatic music playing)
-I am on top of the world!
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(sputters)
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I gotta find a way
to break them up.
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Well, hold on a second.
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Who's to say who should be friends
and who shouldn't?
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Sometimes two total opposites
can be really good friends
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and it doesn't have to be weird.
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No.
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This is gonna be bad for me.
I can feel it.
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(Principal Mitchell)
Ah.
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Hope your old man
and I didn't bother you too much
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with our guac-ing
around the clock.
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(chuckles)
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Anyway, I felt bad about it,
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so I wanted to
get you something.
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(majestic music playing)
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I know how important
germ-free water is to you,
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and hey, I get it.
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(sneezes)
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Gross, Lucas.
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Anywho, she's yours.
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Thanks, Principal Mitchell.
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Whoa!
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Private drinking fountain!
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(gulping)
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I think I overdid it.
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(grunts)
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Buddy!
(chuckles)
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I wasn't sure if you liked
popcorn or peanuts more,
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so I brought 'em both.
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You know, sometimes
I like to mix them...
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Yeah, great story, buddy.
We've got problems.
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What?
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I found them in my locker
this morning.
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We're being blackmailed.
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They threatened to
tell Kirby about us
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if we don't give them
what they want.
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Kirby can't find out
about this!
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His best friend
and his worst enemy hanging out?
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-His heart couldn't take it!
-Oh, well what about my credibility?
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I can't have people know that I'm hanging
out with my loser brother's loser friends.
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So what do we do?
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They left this note saying that
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they'd be in touch
with their demands.
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This is really, really bad.
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Whoa!
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Ugh!
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Five hours of research
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and nothing here explains how
two completely different people
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can have the exact same
imaginary friend!
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Who are you, Boogey Down Carl?!
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(howling)
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Whoa, check this out.
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"When two or more children share
the same imaginary friend,
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that friend is not
imaginary at all,
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but a spirit visiting from
another plane of existence."
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So, Boogey Down Carl is real?
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I guess so.
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(howling)
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Do you really need
to keep testing that fan?
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(wind howls)
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(sighs)
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(upbeat music plays)
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(all beatboxing)
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(all beatbox)
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(clears throat)
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Thanks, Craig.
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(Big Ricky)
Hey, Buckets...
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I want you to meet my dad.
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Big Rick, Universal Insurance.
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Used to work in a calendar factory,
but I got fired for taking a few days off.
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(both laugh)
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Whoo!
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I know what you've been up to...
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and your free ride is over.
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Once Mitchell meeds my dad,
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I'll be getting
all these cool perks
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and it'll be bye-bye, Buckets.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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And besides,
what makes you think
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Mitchell's gonna want
anything to do with your dad?
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Because everyone likes my dad.
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Big Rick, Universal Insurance.
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Oh! Oh, you like guacamole?
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Huh? Have some.
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Mmm! Mmm!
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Admit it, even you like him.
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I do kind of like him.
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(Big Rick)
Am I on the list now?
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Oh, man.
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Imagine the fun we'd have
if she was full size.
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My seasickness
would prevent that,
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but it is a beautiful dream.
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Hey, Principal...
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Dad?
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What are you doing here?
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Not skipping work,
if that's what you're thinking.
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(upbeat music plays)
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♪ Mitchell and Dad! ♪
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(both make explosion sound)
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Look, I got great news.
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I hear there's a new
submarine movie out.
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It's my treat
if you guys go right now.
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It's got Sandy Bullock.
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(Both)
We're in.
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(muttering)
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Hey, Principal Mitchell.
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(sighs)
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I'd like to introduce you
to my father.
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No one cares. Come on.
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A pleasure,
but if you'll excuse us,
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I'm leaving school to watch
an emergency submarine movie
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with my BFF.
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That's me.
Good to meet ya.
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Oh, that's some grip!
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I'm gonna call you
Straight Flush
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because that is a strong hand.
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(laughs)
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A cool nickname for me?
266
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,667
Kirby, from now on, you're
calling me Straight Flush.
267
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,170
-Dad...
-Straight Flush.
268
00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:02,880
Please.
269
00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:05,289
Fellas, I saw that sub movie,
270
00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:08,535
and it's what the French call
que terrible.
271
00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:09,785
But...
(snaps fingers)
272
00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:11,125
Brain storm!
273
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,828
I know a great
barbecue rib place
274
00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:13,997
where we can all hang.
275
00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:16,423
It's called my house!
276
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,170
(laughs)
277
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:21,920
I do not actually eat pork
for personal reasons.
278
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,710
(whispers)
I don't like the taste.
279
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:26,502
Straight Flush, you in?
280
00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:29,713
I do love ribs
and my cool new nickname.
281
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,922
Byron, you're okay
if we take a rain check, right?
282
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,460
Uh... yes.
283
00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:35,292
I suppose that would be okay.
284
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,625
-But should we plan...
-Great. Let's go.
285
00:12:37,709 --> 00:12:38,829
(both laugh)
286
00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:40,077
(both chatting)
287
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,543
What just happened?
288
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:46,075
Your dad dumped me
for a guy named Big Rick.
289
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:48,707
That is what happened.
290
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,581
Oh, no.
291
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:56,787
(screaming)
292
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,460
So Big Ricky's family
seems nice.
293
00:13:01,542 --> 00:13:03,332
(screaming)
294
00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:04,957
Is that your shirt?
295
00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:07,461
They cut the sleeves off
and run around with them.
296
00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:10,332
I told my dad and he said
it was classic horseplay.
297
00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:11,917
My life is a sick joke.
298
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,380
Kirbo!
299
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:14,878
-Tharr ya be!
-Yeah!
300
00:13:14,959 --> 00:13:16,419
Important question for ya.
301
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,670
The Flush and I are thinking
302
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,460
about growing
twin captains' beards.
303
00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:21,632
Huh? Kind of an Old manand the Sea thing.
304
00:13:21,709 --> 00:13:24,039
Yes. Yes.
So, honest opinion.
305
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:25,625
Well, honestly,
I'd think we'd be better off
306
00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:27,379
-if you and Big Rick just...
-(Dad) Brainstorm!
307
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,708
We make fake beards to test out the look!
308
00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:31,582
-Yes!
-Ha ha!
309
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,247
-(both chatting)
-What...
310
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,540
So, Little Ricky Jr. tried
flushing one of your t-shirts
311
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,205
and clogged the toilet.
312
00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:41,671
-(stomach gurgles)
-Oh.
313
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,330
Oh, I still got some more to go.
314
00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:45,037
Do you have another toilet?
315
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,785
-Upstairs.
-Okay.
316
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:48,785
Move!
317
00:13:50,041 --> 00:13:52,131
-Oh! Hey, Dawn.
318
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:55,078
Funny seeing you here tonight
and at no other time today.
319
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,456
Yeah. So funny.
320
00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:58,792
Uh, you know,
that's what happened though.
321
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:01,035
If anybody told you about anything
about anything, they lied.
322
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,285
Mm-hmm.
323
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:06,172
-(groans)
-Oh!
324
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,380
Ow...
325
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,128
Little Ricky Jr.
326
00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:15,461
Mr. Buckets, it has come
to my attention that
327
00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:17,422
you have made a mockery
of our school rules
328
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,670
by procuring a private
drinking fountain for yourself.
329
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,130
But you gave that to me.
330
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,288
Nonsense.
331
00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:24,375
I'm not the type of person
332
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,458
that would give someone
a beautiful gift like that
333
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:29,042
and then tear it away,
ripping their heart out
334
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:32,075
like we never bonded over
Sandy Bullock movies at all.
335
00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:35,544
Look, I know you're upset
about my dad ditching you...
336
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,245
Why should I care
about some guac-eating doofus
337
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:41,133
and his giant ginger buddy?
338
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:42,378
Did he ask about me?
339
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:43,878
If you want to be my dad's friend,
340
00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:46,169
then just show him that
you're just as good as Big Rick.
341
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,460
Fight for him.
342
00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:48,542
For both of our sakes.
343
00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,575
I don't need friends, Mr. Buckets.
344
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:54,417
I need a school that runs ship... shape.
345
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,380
-Hold it together.
-(phone beeps)
346
00:14:58,458 --> 00:15:00,458
Oh, no, it's my dad.
347
00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:03,462
He's gonna buy a boat with Big Rick!
We gotta stop this!
348
00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,922
No. I know when I'm not wanted.
349
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,920
Besides, I have a school to run.
350
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,330
Hm, interesting.
351
00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:11,827
Documents.
352
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:14,542
Fine.
353
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,825
If you won't help me,
I'll do it myself.
354
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,713
(door opens, closes)
355
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:26,917
Are you sure trying to contact
Boogey Down Carl is a good idea?
356
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,920
This is the only way
for us to really know
357
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,750
what's going on here, Eli.
358
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,134
Now come on.
359
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,378
(Both)
Boogey. Down. Carl.
360
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,918
Boogey. Down. Carl!
361
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,710
Maybe we should try
to say his name backwards.
362
00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:45,212
I think I saw that
in a movie once.
363
00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,211
What would that even be like?
364
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:50,291
Lrac Nwod Eigoob?
365
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:55,575
(Voice) Nautica adversarii, omniscongregatio secta nautica.
366
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:56,827
Carl?
367
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,167
Is that you?
368
00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,670
Did you learn Latin?
369
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,290
(both scream)
370
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:07,254
(high pitched)
That was not Boogey Down Carl.
371
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,173
No. Okay, let's never
do this again!
372
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,713
(laughter)
373
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:15,582
-Dad. wait!
-Kirby!
374
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:16,877
So excited about the boat
375
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,959
you had to come
check her out, huh?
376
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,421
Big Rick and I are
either gonna call her
377
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:24,580
Sea-ductress
or It's A-Boat Time.
378
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:27,707
Or... Victoria.
379
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:30,332
After my dear, departed mother.
380
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:32,497
Or It's A-Boat Time.
381
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:33,833
Dad, this is crazy.
382
00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:35,037
Crazy awesome!
383
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:38,035
We can go out with Big Rick
and his family every weekend!
384
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,379
Hey...
385
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,248
does this boat have
another toilet?
386
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,333
-No! Get out of there!
-(groans)
387
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:48,422
-Kirby! Give that back!
-I'm sorry, Dad,
388
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,790
but I'm not gonna let you make
the biggest mistake of your life.
389
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,995
Fun's fun, buddy,
but we need those papers.
390
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:56,293
Kirby, we are a boating family now,
and you better start acting like it!
391
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:57,785
(tears)
392
00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:58,955
-No!
-(wails)
393
00:16:59,041 --> 00:17:00,041
(grunt)
394
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:03,915
I'm not gonna spend the rest of my life
in sleeveless t-shirts!
395
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,880
-I got another copy, so...
-Oh, that makes sense.
396
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,039
-Oh, you always keep another one.
-Please sign right here.
397
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,875
(Seller) Put your ol'
Bob Hancock on that.
398
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:12,919
Yeah. Yes. Sign her up there.
399
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,748
This is where
we're supposed to meet 'em.
400
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,424
-Just let me do all the talking.
-Blackmailer, show yourself!
401
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,580
(clears throat)
402
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:24,751
Sir Ashley Goodmop,
the other cool janitor,
403
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,634
humbly at your service.
404
00:17:26,709 --> 00:17:29,129
Service? You're blackmailing us.
405
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,248
I became a janitor for two reasons:
406
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,963
because a fortune teller
told me it was my...
407
00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:34,831
Cut the chit-chat, Goodmop.
What do you want?
408
00:17:34,917 --> 00:17:38,707
I want the two of you to realize
that you're in love.
409
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:42,209
Because that's what love is:
410
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:45,751
watching people slip and fall
on freshly buffed floors.
411
00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:50,504
I had a woman to share it with once,
but then she... slipped.
412
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:55,579
She was fine of course,
but I laughed so hard, she left me.
413
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,167
So what do you say?
414
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:01,710
Will you make this old janitor proud
and become boyfriend and girlfriend?
415
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,580
Yeah...
416
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,707
Why don't we just stop hanging out?
417
00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:11,502
You get the steps in the morning,
I get them in the afternoon.
418
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:12,883
Deal.
419
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,328
(sniffles)
Blackmail enough people
420
00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:20,417
and sooner or later,
you'll teach them how to love.
421
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,580
It's a big commitment,
co-owning a boat.
422
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,627
Are you guys sure
you're ready for that?
423
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:26,829
Big time!
424
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:29,577
-Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm...
-(horn)
425
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,577
Do not buy that boat!
426
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,207
Byron? What's happening?
427
00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:37,502
He's getting his bro back, Dad.
428
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:40,173
He's getting his bro back.
429
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,790
-I thought I was too proud for this...
-(stomach gurgles)
430
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,455
Hm. Apologies.
431
00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:46,332
Just a little seasick.
No biggie.
432
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,827
I think what Principal Mitchell
is trying to say is, uh...
433
00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:50,287
he wants to be friends again.
434
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,205
-(dramatic music)
-I realized I wasn't perfect.
435
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:54,921
It should have been me
who gave you that nickname...
436
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,040
but I can change.
437
00:18:57,125 --> 00:19:00,665
I can be the bro
you want me to be.
438
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,210
So, what do you say, Dad?
439
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,461
-Well...
-Oh, man.
440
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:05,792
(sobbing)
441
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:09,461
Friends like this
have to stay together,
442
00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:12,382
even if one is, like,
weirdly British
443
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,788
and doesn't eat ribs.
444
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:15,245
(both laugh)
445
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:19,003
♪ Mitchell and Dadand Big Rick! ♪
446
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:22,673
Is there room on that form
for one more signature?
447
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:25,540
I'm sorry, but the boat
is not for sale anymore.
448
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,705
-What?
-What? Why?
449
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,922
All this talk about friendship
got me to really thinking.
450
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,290
I used to have
a best friend too...
451
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,665
this boat!
452
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:39,290
I think it's time
she and I got reacquainted.
453
00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:42,247
(Big Rick)
Whoa...
454
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,253
Really makes you think...
455
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,503
about all the cool things
456
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,003
we're giving up
if we stay friends.
457
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,423
Whoa, hey, I mean,
458
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,880
you guys can still be friends,
right, Dad? Principal Mitchell?
459
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,129
No.
460
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:54,498
Big Rick is right.
461
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:56,583
We should forget
this friend nonsense
462
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,707
and remain casual acquaintances.
463
00:19:58,792 --> 00:19:59,752
(chuckles)
464
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:02,294
One last brainstorm!
465
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,705
What do you guys say
we rent this boat
466
00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:07,082
and live that boat life
one time?
467
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:10,576
-I say boat party!
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
468
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,037
Wow! Yeah!
469
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,575
(Reporter)
Day five of the rescue mission
470
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:17,917
to save three men trapped on a lakedue to their own incompetence
471
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,380
and total inabilityto operate a boat.
472
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,708
Now I feel kind of bad
for destroying that toilet.
473
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:25,208
(groans)
474
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,581
-(cackles)
-(groans)
475
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:32,457
Eli!
476
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:36,749
-What's this?
-It's a children's book.
477
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:39,714
That's why we have
the same imaginary friend.
478
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,082
Because we have
terrible imaginations.
479
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:44,713
Are you okay?
480
00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,832
Yeah. I mean,
I'm a little bummed,
481
00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:49,827
but actually it's a relief
finding out he wasn't real.
482
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,747
That means I'm not going crazy.
483
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,044
Whoo! Psychology!
484
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:01,464
It worked just like you said it would.
485
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,212
Now I have you all to myself.
486
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:15,881
Man, can you believe I thought
Boogey Down Carl was real?
487
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:24,460
So... what are my orders?
488
00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:26,252
(grunts)
489
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,633
All right. "A" marker.
490
00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:38,329
-(beeping)
-♪ One, two, three, four, five ♪
491
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:39,917
(beeping)
492
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,670
-Rolling!
-(beep)
493
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:47,245
(beeping)
494
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,293
(singing)
495
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,745
(beeping)
496
00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:53,504
-(beeping)
-(both beatboxing)
497
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,793
-(laughter)
-(Man) Cut!
498
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:57,995
-(beeping)
-(yelps)
499
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,173
-(beeping)
-Goodnight!
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