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(Kirby)
For most people, the S and P
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is a "Grade D" convenience store.
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The kind of place where you knownot to use the hot dog tongs.
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Itch, I'm gonna get you, itch!
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But for me, it's more than that.
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It's where I hang out with my friends,
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where I go for inspiration.
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Frozen burrito, I heat thee!
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(metal guitar riff)
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Myself, I clean thee!
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It's like our second home.
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But you can't takea place like that for granted...
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because one day,it might be gone.
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(theme music playing)
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(Man)
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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(giggling)
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Like what you see?
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How about now?
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Mwah.
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Get out of here, Harrison!
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You know this
is the people section!
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The city's sending over
the health inspector today
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and trust me,
that weasel is not healthy.
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All it eats
is garbage off my floor,
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so don't spill anything.
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He's a sucker
for a free snack.
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Got it, don't spill...
something, something.
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Whatcha working on?
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Well, I'm trying to come up
with some new characters
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for my web channel. People lose interest
if you don't keep things fresh.
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-(dinging)
-Whoa, businessmen.
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See Kirby,
I told you my ad
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in Money and Watches Magazine
would pay off.
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Welcome to the S and P, gentlemen.
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How may I help you?
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Uh, Gil, it's us.
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Eli and Fish.
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-(dramatic music)
-Whoa, it is you.
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Those are some
seriously adult-looking suits.
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They're for Terry Schmidt's birthday.
He's rich.
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Wait. I thought
you guys didn't like Terry?
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Oh, we despise him.
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But word on the street is they're gonna be
serving shrimp cocktail.
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(Both) Ah!
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You guys are going
to a party for a kid
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you don't even like
for shrimp cocktail?
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Tell me a food classier
than shrimp cocktail.
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You can't!
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It makes me feel like
I'm on a fancy cruise ship.
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(Both) Ah!
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You wanna come?
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I'm sure there's enough
shrimp to go around.
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Thanks, I've got
a lot of work to do.
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And things at home
have been... distracting.
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(off-key)
♪ Sunlight all over the place ♪
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♪ Feel the sweet breezeon your face ♪
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♪ Morning Breeze ♪
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♪ MorningBreeze ♪
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♪ Morning Breeze ♪
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(dogs howling)
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I'm just gonna
shut those windows.
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So, feedback?
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Keep in mind, this
is gonna be a huge
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national commercial,
so my audition needs to be perfect.
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-Uh...
-Well... uh...
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something that I thought
you did perfectly...
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was, um, hit that high E for effort.
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-Nice.
-Yeah.
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(Dad)
Well, on that note,
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I'd have to say, G...
I can C...
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you are going to B A star.
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-Those are all musical notes.
-Yeah.
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Agh! You guys
are no help at all!
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(off-key)
♪ Sunlight all over the place ♪
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(better sounding)
♪ Feel the sweet breeze on your face ♪
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(off-key)
♪ Morning Breeze ♪
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(better sounding)
♪ Morning Breeze ♪
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(better sounding)
♪ Morning ♪
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What?
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♪ Sunlight all over the place ♪
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(better sounding)
♪ Feel the sweet breeze on your face ♪
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♪ Morning Breeze ♪
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♪ MorningBreeze ♪
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♪ Morning Breeze, yeah ♪
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Mom, I can sing!
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That's... great, honey.
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I'm... proud of you.
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I think a star's
about to be born!
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-You heard?
-Heard what?
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Out of the way,
I need to use the bathroom.
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Copy that.
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I can't believe it!
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What kind of rich kid's birthday
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doesn't even have shrimp cocktail?
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Well, at least he had
a baked potato bar.
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And the illusionist was compelling.
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I know... not the same.
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Johnson! Takahashi!
There you guys are!
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Come on,
you're missing the buffet!
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Eli, do you realize
what's happening here?
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He thinks we're adults.
It must be the suits.
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One question, my fellow adult:
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this buffet, does it happen
to have shrimp cocktail?
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Oh, more than you can eat.
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Challenge accepted.
Shall we, Johnson?
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After you, Takahashi.
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Gentlemen...
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-(Fish) Thank you.
-(Eli) Thank you.
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(hip-hop music playing)
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So, how'd I do? I think these floors
are so clean, you could eat off of 'em.
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I wouldn't go to the bathroom
on these floors.
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Which is very considerate of you.
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Oh, let's see, we have got...
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dried vomit, wet mold,
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uh, wet vomit, dried mold...
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(plopping)
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weeds growing through the floors...
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(squeaking)
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No! Shoo!
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...and traces of Mad Bread Disease,
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which to be honest,
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I didn't believe was a real thing.
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So let's see...
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Wow.
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Somehow you are still one violation
short of being shut down.
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(sighs)
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You're lucky we live in a town
with such lax health regulations.
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Ooh. Almost forgot my keys.
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Oh, no, wait!
I'll get those for you.
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(gasps)
A marsupial!
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Come on, please!
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We can clean this place up, I swear!
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Look at the bright side.
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It's the 20th business
I've closed this year,
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which means I get a $50 gift card
to the Pasta Garden.
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No! Come...
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(Gil)
It's not fair!
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I just wanted to bring
convenience to the world!
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(Fish) Kirby, Gil.
We came as soon as we heard.
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They closed the S and P?
What happened?
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I spilled some chips
on the ground,
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and that weasel came out right
when the inspector was there.
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Well, I should probably
head to my new home.
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Home sweet home.
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-You lived at the S and P, too?
-Yep.
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Don't worry about me,
I can fall asleep anywhere.
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I will be just fine.
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Unless it rains.
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(plop)
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Or that happens.
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You know what?
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No way.
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Grab your stuff, Gil.
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You're sleeping at my house.
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Whoa. Kirby never said
he lived in a mansion.
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It's like Bucketham Palace in here.
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(twinkling sound)
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(sniffing)
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(slurping)
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Kirby, I know we said
you should take responsibility
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for your actions...
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But somehow it feels
like we're being punished.
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Well, I guess he could
go back to living in that box...
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if that's what
you feel he deserves.
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A box life.
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(sighs)
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Fine.
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Gil?
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(Mom)
Welcome.
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Please make yourself at home.
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Could I offer you a... a towel
for a... bath, maybe?
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Please?
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You know what?
It's been a long day.
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(Gil) If you don't mind,
I think I'm just gonna hit the hay.
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(snoring)
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Kirby! Can I see you downstairs?
Now?
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-Hey, Dad. You're up early.
-Am I?
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Am I up so early
that I went back in time
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to when our house was the S and P?
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Thanks for coming.
Have a great day.
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Hey, Kirby!
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Look what I can do
when I'm animated!
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(squeaking)
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Okay, now for
the grand finale!
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(drum roll)
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Hello?! This is not
a public restroom!
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This is my recording studio,
and I have an audition in ten minutes!
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(toilet flushes)
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Bleach.
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I'm gonna need a lot of bleach.
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(sighs)
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Gil, what are you doing?
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Well, your parents told me
to make myself at home.
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Plus, I know how much
you love the S and P.
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I thought it was
a win-win for both of us.
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Thank you, sir.
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Come again
and tell your friends.
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No! Don't tell your friends!
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Half our groceries are gone!
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(Gil)
Not gone, sold.
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Here's your half.
There's almost $27 in there.
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-(laughs nervously)
-Hm...
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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(burbling musically)
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♪ A, E, I, O ♪
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-(tablet rings)
-Okay.
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(ringing continues)
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Principal Mitchell?
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Yes, the Morning Breeze
people hired me
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to help with casting
because I'm plugged
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into all the hot
talent in Forest Hills.
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Also, I allowed them
use the cafeteria.
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Well, thank you so much
for letting me audition from home.
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We normally wouldn't,
because I assume
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you're terrible, but the song you left
on our voicemail was...
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better than seemed possible.
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You may audition now.
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♪ Sunlight all over the place ♪
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♪ Feel the sweet breezeon your face ♪
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- ♪ Mor... ♪
-(gasps)
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Use the upstairs bathroom!
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Miss Buckets, are you...
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are you in the toilet?
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I'm not in the toilet.
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(overlapping whispers)
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The Ad Agency thinks that's gross.
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You'll need to come in
if you want to continue
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the audition process.
Goodbye.
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No, but...
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I'm sorry, Kirby.
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I don't know
what went wrong.
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It probably started with you inviting
strangers into my house.
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Nah, that's not it...
I don't know.
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I guess I'm just not fit to live anywhere
besides the S and P.
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You know what, Gil?
I think it's about time
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you learned some basic skills
to survive in the real world.
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And I'm gonna teach 'em to ya.
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Okay. Go over, under,
around and through.
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(shuffling)
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(gagging)
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(gasping)
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I can't, Kirby. I just can't!
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Sure you can.
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Watch.
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No.
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You have to learn how
to drink without a straw.
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(slurping)
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I'm doing it!
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(slurping continues)
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(laughs nervously)
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(Mr. Sands)
Well, Gil, I have to say,
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when Buckets here
recommended I meet you,
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I was doubtful, but...
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there's something about you
that just speaks to me.
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Yeah, I feel it too.
259
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,170
Hey, Mom, It's really nice of you guys
to introduce Gil to Dad's boss.
260
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,000
(whispering)
Nice has nothing to do with it.
261
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,883
Either Gil leaves
the house or we do.
262
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:01,285
Gil, I want you to call
in the morning.
263
00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:03,875
We always have room
for a guy like you.
264
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:06,673
Thanks so much.
265
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,170
So, uh, let's have a toast, right?
266
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,960
-To new beginnings.
-And new addresses.
267
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,251
(awkward laughs)
268
00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:24,212
(slurps)
269
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:29,077
Uh, excusez-moy.
270
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,496
May I please
borrow your pen?
271
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:32,083
Sure.
272
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,916
(slurps loudly)
273
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:41,920
What are you doing?!
274
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,920
My grandfather gave me that pen!
275
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,040
(dramatic music playing)
276
00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:57,997
No!
277
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,633
(Mr. Sands) No!
278
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:03,749
My grandfather gave
me these pants!
279
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:07,084
Good news, I uninstalled the toilet
so I can bring it to my audition...
280
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:10,786
-Ah!
-(screams)
281
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:15,495
Buckets, if you think this guy
has a place in our company,
282
00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:18,173
I'm beginning to wonder if you do!
283
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:21,825
You have a lovely home.
284
00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:24,747
(screaming)
285
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,334
-Who am I kidding?
-(door slams)
286
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,037
Me and the real world
aren't meant for each other.
287
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:31,285
If you need me,
I'll be living in the wild.
288
00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:38,707
(sobbing)
289
00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:42,541
Gil, wait!
290
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:47,501
I've looked
for him everywhere.
291
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,083
I don't know where he could be.
292
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,576
Poor Gil.
293
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:52,377
I can't imagine
what it must be like
294
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,458
to lose everything like that.
295
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,292
But I guess I could try.
296
00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:59,875
-(scary sound)
-Oh, man.
297
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:01,669
It's so bad.
298
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:02,880
(belches)
299
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,958
So this is the new hangout, huh?
300
00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:10,167
(groans)
301
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,460
Not very inspiring.
302
00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:18,082
I guess we're never gonna
find a place as nice as the S and P.
303
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,876
(Fish)
Ah, no thanks.
304
00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:21,419
We're putting it on the tab.
305
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,330
You know tabs are still
things you have to pay, right?
306
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000
(dramatic sound)
307
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,753
Whoa. That's a lot of money.
308
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:30,714
Yeah... we can't pay that.
309
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:34,581
(intense music playing)
310
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:35,877
Whoa, hey.
311
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,959
No need to get
all burly here, do we?
312
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:41,541
Takahashi, Johnson, is there
a problem with the bill?
313
00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:44,875
After all, we're all adults,
and adults pay their tabs.
314
00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:46,289
Yep, totally.
315
00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:47,915
Adults pay their tabs.
316
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,920
But, you see, Chuck, the thing is...
317
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:51,960
(dramatic music)
318
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:54,711
-We're not adults!
-We just wanted shrimp!
319
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,536
You know what?
320
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,580
Put it on my tab.
321
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:09,794
Chuck, that was
the nicest thing ever.
322
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:11,165
Why'd you do that?
323
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,750
Oh, I was like you once.
324
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:17,004
A naive kid just
lookin' for some shrimp.
325
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:20,883
Then the tab came due
and I couldn't pay for it.
326
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:25,789
It's so big now, adding yours to it
doesn't make a difference.
327
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:29,415
I'm... pretty much
trapped now. Forever.
328
00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:32,421
Well, maybe we can help.
329
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:36,830
Yeah... we can get
this place shut down.
330
00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:39,377
Kirby's good at that, right, Kirb?
331
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,880
Won't work.
332
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,709
This is a
"historically preserved" building.
333
00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:46,632
The city can't shut it down...
334
00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:49,629
no matter how many dirty shrimp tails
you throw on the floor.
335
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,499
Wait, wait, what did you say?
336
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:55,253
About the dirty shrimp tails
or about not being able
337
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:58,253
to close this place down because
it's a historically preserved building?
338
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:04,210
Guys, I think I figured out
how to save the S and P.
339
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:07,962
Do not quit your day job.
340
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:12,291
Unless your day job is singing,
then you should totally quit your day job.
341
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,535
Oh, snap.
342
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:15,834
Next!
343
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,667
Hi, I'm Dawn Buckets,
344
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,380
and I have question for you guys:
345
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:27,378
Is anyone actually going to be seeing
the singer in this commercial?
346
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:30,581
That's what I thought.
347
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:33,457
So, I'm going to ask
you guys to close your eyes.
348
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:36,252
Just focus on my voice.
I promise it'll be worth it.
349
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:42,631
Imagine it's
the first spring sunrise.
350
00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:44,329
The cool dew on the grass.
351
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:47,127
The robins, they're chirping.
352
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:49,828
You feel something on your face.
Is that...
353
00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:51,377
the morning breeze?
354
00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:55,582
(jingle music playing)
355
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:59,327
♪ Sunlight all over the place ♪
356
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:02,037
♪ Feel the sweet breezeon your face ♪
357
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,825
♪ Morning Breeze ♪
358
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,997
♪ MorningBreeze ♪
359
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:11,713
♪ Morning Breeze, yeah ♪
360
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,460
I told you to keep
your eyes closed.
361
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,712
And yet we opened them.
362
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:23,042
Turns out, I don't take
orders from toilet singers.
363
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,165
Wait, I... I...
I know it looks weird,
364
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,080
but this toilet makes
me sound amazing.
365
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:29,416
And I promise you,
if you take a chance on quality,
366
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,210
even if it seems really strange,
367
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,171
people will find it refreshing.
368
00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:36,499
Like a morning breeze.
369
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,293
One moment.
370
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:39,535
(whispering)
371
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,960
Good news, Miss Buckets.
372
00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:46,251
Morning Breeze has
found its new star.
373
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:49,003
I knew it! Thank you!
374
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,213
When do I start?
375
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:52,041
Oh, no. No, not you.
376
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:54,922
The toilet.
377
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,210
My toilet?
378
00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:02,577
Yes. If it can do that for you,
imagine what it could do
379
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:05,417
for someone
who could actually sing.
380
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,960
Right. Yes. Of course.
Excuse me a moment.
381
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:11,669
-(shattering)
-(gasping)
382
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:19,957
Ladies and gentlemen
383
00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:22,171
of the Forest Hills Preservation Society,
384
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:25,250
welcome to The S and P Experience.
385
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:29,793
Come with me on a journey through culture,
scientific value, and history.
386
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:34,955
Now, in these very seats,
an animated classic was created.
387
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,040
50 foot dive into two inches of water!
388
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:43,165
I don't know, this seems pretty dangerous.
389
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,210
Not dangerous enough!
390
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:47,001
-(screaming)
-(dramatic music playing)
391
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:49,003
(screaming)
392
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,793
I told you I could do it!
393
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:57,827
My pet parrot, Rodney,
was electrocuted in a bird bath.
394
00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,627
On his birthday.
395
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:02,539
It was a birthday bird
birdbath bloodbath.
396
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:06,665
So, excuse me if I don't find anything
funny about bird-related violence.
397
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,830
Here's a fun fact:
The S and P is the home
398
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,457
of the world's longest
cooking hot dog.
399
00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:12,752
That's historical.
400
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,294
These are awful!
401
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,825
-(squeaking)
-Ah! A marsupial!
402
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:18,497
-(screaming)
-(thudding)
403
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:22,173
-(squeaking)
-No, it can't be...
404
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,630
(majestic music playing)
405
00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:26,419
In all my years teaching
Forest Hills High science...
406
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,790
I never thought I'd see this.
407
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:28,915
(squeaking)
408
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,210
A Forest Hills
Slightly Spotted Mongeasel.
409
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:35,291
It's supposedly been extinct
for years!
410
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,417
Um... hooray?
411
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,170
Hooray indeed!
412
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:42,710
Somehow, the S and P
with its mold and rotting food
413
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:45,832
and potty floors are
this creature's natural habitat.
414
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,747
(squeaking)
415
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:49,254
We've got to keep it open.
416
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,499
Whoa! How did I get here?
417
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,583
Gil! You're back!
418
00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:57,167
I can't explain it.
419
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,920
It's as if I was drawn here
420
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,630
by a force more
powerful than myself.
421
00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:05,998
Hey, a hot dog.
422
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,787
-(chews loudly)
-(clapping)
423
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:15,665
I can't thank you boys enough
for helping me re-open the store.
424
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:19,000
Hey, I'm just glad to have
my favorite hang-out place back.
425
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:20,423
To the S and P!
426
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,790
(All)
To the S and P!
427
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,875
So, what do you guys think
of my new shrimp smoothies?
428
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,713
(retching)
429
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,833
(smooth jazz playing)
430
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,998
Stay smooth, Kirby.
431
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:37,543
(belches)
432
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:40,575
Now that felt smooth.
433
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,167
Shrimp Smoothie.
434
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,920
It's good to be back
in the place that inspires you.
435
00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:47,712
(chuckles)
436
00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:53,501
-Oh!
-That was a little too hard.
437
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:56,213
In all my years teaching
Forest Hills High science...
438
00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:57,881
I never thought I'd see this.
439
00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:02,169
You're crashing at my house.
440
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,330
-Shut up! Really?
-(thud)
441
00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:07,958
Ah! Ah!
442
00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:09,251
-(belches)
-Ah! Ah!
443
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,503
-(belches)
-Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
444
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:13,583
(belches)
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