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(Kirby) A pen can be super-powerful!
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It can write words,it can draw art,
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or, if you knowwhat you're doing,
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you can totally pulverizeyour friends.
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(laughs)
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Or it can turn someoneinto the deadliest enemy ever.
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(growling)
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(Kirby) The enemy I made todaywas the scariest kid in school...
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Pearly Todd Hitchcock.
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(nervous chuckle)
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He's got the biggest, brightest smilein Forest Hills.
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Problem is, he only shows itwhen he's about to beat you to a pulp.
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You're a marked man, Buckets.
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(theme song playing)
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♪ aye ♪
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♪ aye ♪
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♪ aye ♪
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♪ aye ♪
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Why would you hit Pearly Todd?
Are you trying to experience pain?
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I didn't mean to!
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I feel like it got sucked in from the
gravitational pull of those teeth!
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I know a kid who saw
Todd's head x-ray.
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He has a raptor brain.
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A raptor brain
and a winning smile?
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He's the perfect predator!
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Guys, remember me
the way I used to look,
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before whatever it is
Pearly Todd's gonna do to my face.
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-What if he never finds your face?
-Interesting.
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We can keep you hidden...
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the supply closet,
A.V. Room, our lockers!
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Through four years of high school?
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College too.
And maybe your first job.
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This is Pearly Todd.
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You don't want the sauce!
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That's my new catchphrase.
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I like it. It's catchy and phrasey.
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And true.
I don't want the sauce.
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And on top of everything else,
I have nothing to draw with.
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My hand feels so empty.
(echoing)
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(whistles)
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(thunder crashes)
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Whoa.
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Where did that come from?
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How long has it
been jammed up there?
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Maybe since
the beginning of time.
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(crackling)
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You're the best pen ever.
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-That eyeball, is it real?
-No. This eyeball is real.
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Aha! I see ze problem.
Your eye is out of your head.
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Let me put it back in for you.
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-(blows)
-(both yell)
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(roaring)
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What did I tell you
about drawing that?
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Um, that it's
extremely accurate?
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Nothing you say can ruin
my natural glow.
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I'm getting my make-up photo
tomorrow for my school I.D.
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And I'm warning you, keep away.
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Hold on, make-up photo?
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What happened to your
natural glow the first time?
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My glow was fine.
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There was a problem
with the camera.
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-(sneezes)
-(camera clicks)
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Just make sure you
avoid me like the plague.
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You're just like the plague. Check.
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Are you sweating?
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That's from the vinegar/cayenne smoothie
I drank to flush my pores.
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That's gross on the way in
and the way out.
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Whatever. Point is, if I so much
as think of you tomorrow,
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you're roadkill!
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(growls, roars)
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Whoa, those are great, Kirby!
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Thanks. It's this pen I found.
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No, Kirby, it found you.
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-A-chtodd! A-chtodd!
-What are you saying?
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Pearly Todd.
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(sniffing)
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(nervously chuckling)
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(sniffing)
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(panting)
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Yeah, I can totally see doing
this for four more years.
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Here, check this out.
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-It's your Mona Lisa.
-Ha! It's also really good.
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-(phone camera clicks)
-How do I look? Perfect? Super perfect?
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Y... yes!
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Don't look. Your beauty will
intimidate... you. (chuckles)
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Well, now I just have
to stay this beautiful
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until my I.D. Photo is
taken sixth period. Ready?
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-(neck cracks)
-Ready.
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Make a hole!
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(dramatic music)
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(exhales)
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(inhales sharply)
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(gasps, sneezes)
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-(students laughing)
-(groans)
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That looks just like your
drawing, Kirby. Whoa.
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That's weird.
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Sorry about my veg-wich splatter.
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Your drawing didn't
make that happen, right?
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Kirby, that dude breaking his leg
looks a lot like Ralph Waldo.
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So what?
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So what?
I got a noodle for a leg!
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There he is!
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You made him break his leg.
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It's the pen!
What you draw comes true.
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You can control the future.
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(crackling)
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So here's what we know.
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One: anything I draw
with this pen comes true.
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And number two:
who cares about two?
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One is so awesome!
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Kirby, be careful.
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With great power
comes great responsibility.
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And also, a lot of power,
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if I wasn't clear about that.
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Eli, I feel great responsibility...
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To use this pen
as much as possible.
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Ooh! Use it to make my
new catchphrase take off!
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Here you go. "You don't want the sauce,"
takes off worldwide.
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I just created popular culture.
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Your move, Drake.
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Kirby, please be careful.
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I never told you this,
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but I, too, once had great power.
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I was a junior janitorin the adopt-a-hallway program.
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Eventually, I was entrusted with...the "caution: wet floor" cones.
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Yeah, those.
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The first time I held them,
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I felt their dark power inside me.
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For he who controls foot traffic,
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controls the world.
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(laughing maniacally)
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When I saw what I had become,
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I hung up my junior janitor vest
for good,
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even though it meant
walking away from Betsy.
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That's what I named my adopted hall.
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I thought you said Betsy
was your girlfriend.
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She is.
Please, Kirby,
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get rid of the pen while you can!
(echoes)
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(humming)
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Please, Kirby,
throw it away!
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I can handle the power.
I promise.
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And I promise to keep trying
to talk you out of it.
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Actually, Eli, you won't.
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(muffled moaning)
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Wow! I gotta go listen
for my catchphrase!
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-(Eli moaning)
-(school bell rings)
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(chimes)
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(chuckles)
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(Computerized voice)
Kirby, stop while you can.
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-(Kids) You don't want the sauce.
-(laughter)
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-I don't want it.
-Do you want it?
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-(Girl) No.
-Kirby almighty.
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I wore four extra blouses
for just such an emergency.
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(loud stomping)
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What was that?
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(growling)
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(growls)
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(stomping recedes)
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Eh, close enough.
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Sorry to give you the bad news,
but there is no magic pen.
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Kirby was given one power on earth,
and that's to annoy me.
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Are you sure? I mean, you had a lot
of things go wrong today.
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-Is there any chance that...
-That what?
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Kirby's using some supernatural power
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to stop me from taking
a beautiful photograph?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I hardly think that...
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Let's go get Kirby.
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Yeah, right?
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Did I not warn you
to not get in my way?
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You see,
that's a double-negative.
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How about, "I warned you
to stay out of my way."
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See, that's less words and gives you
more time to be awful.
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Maybe I was a little too harsh.
You are my baby bro.
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-I forgive you.
-For what?
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Isn't he the best?
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Ta's.
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(Eli moaning)
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Oh, fine!
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You can talk now.
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Kirby, you have to stop now,
before it's too late!
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No way, Eli. I'm workshopping
some new catchphrases.
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"Check this here out."
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That was the first one.
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Okay.
"Hey, don't be so like, huh?"
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Okay. And "excuse me,
is that a blank you're wearing?"
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I'm still trying to figure
out what the blank is.
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I need this man with his powers.
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-Kirby!
-Eli, relax, I got this.
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"I got this." Wish I would
have thought of that!
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(whistle tweets)
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All right, weaklings,
today you're wrestling,
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which means I need someone
without a survival instinct
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to go up against Todd.
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I'm done hiding
from that guy.
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-I'll wrestle him!
-Kirby Buckets.
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Brave, but stupid.
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-Good work, son.
-You don't want the sauce.
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Sounds so cool
when he says it.
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Oh yeah? I want the sauce.
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I want sauce on top,
and a little on the side.
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Kirby, you know
I believe in you, but...
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-Wrestling Pearly Todd?
-I don't have to wrestle him.
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I'll just draw him getting hit by a meteor
or something with my trusty...
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My pen! It's gone!
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(laughing)
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If this pen has so much power,
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I'm gonna draw myself getting
the perfect student I.D. Photo.
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There!
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Drawing talent is like
a delicate flower,
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in that it's delicate and flowery?
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(Dawn groans) This pen is stupid,
just like my brother!
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I'm gonna get the perfect I.D. photo
the old-fashioned way:
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with my natural, inner beauty.
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Bodyguard me?
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Precious cargo, coming through!
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So should I pin you
or you pin me? I'm flexible.
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-Whoa!
-Let's see how flexible.
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(both grunting)
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(straining)
Not very flexible.
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-(whistle tweets)
-(Eli grunting)
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I told coach to put us last.
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This way, the ambulance
won't interrupt class.
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Okay, guys, you have
to help me get my pen.
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Without it, I'm dead.
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Kirby, this goes against
everything I believe in,
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but we'll retrace your steps.
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Don't worry,
Kirb, we'll find it.
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-He's gonna die!
-So that means...
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-We're all gonna die!
-(screaming)
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This is from Kirby's pen!
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How can you tell?
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Oh, ye of little faith.
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I know my hall trash.
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How are we gonna find it
with all these people here?
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They won't be here long.
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I wish I knew how to quit you.
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(maniacal laughter)
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(Fish laughs)
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Kirby's pen!
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Oh, no.
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-Dawn Buckets.
-Oh.
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-Great.
-(whistle tweets)
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And finally, Kirby...
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and Todd.
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(laughs)
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Hey, Todd.
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-(growls)
-You and me are busy guys, right?
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So how about we make this one a draw?
(nervous chuckle)
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-(laughs)
-(Coach) Okay.
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I want a nice, clean match.
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What am I saying?
Let the slaughter begin.
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(whistle tweets)
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00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,042
(grunting)
255
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:10,825
Kirby, hold on!
256
00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:15,754
We gotta do this fast!
Ink cartridge!
257
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,924
-Ink cartridge.
-That means gimme the ink cartridge!
258
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,710
-Oh, right!
-(gasps)
259
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,212
Okay, perfect.
You look great.
260
00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:27,211
Now, stay just like that
for one more second and...
261
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:29,291
-(grunting)
-Hold up!
262
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,875
This I have to see.
263
00:18:31,959 --> 00:18:34,629
-(grunting)
-This better work.
264
00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:36,379
Come on, baby,
show me the money!
265
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:39,878
Is that catchphrase
taken already? Ha!
266
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,706
Kirby! Catch!
267
00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:54,211
Ah! Ugh!
268
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,325
-Ow! (laughs)
-(grunting)
269
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:12,582
Is that really what you think
I look like?
270
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,003
Kind of.
271
00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:20,333
You can make your teeth white,
but you can't make 'em small.
272
00:19:20,417 --> 00:19:23,877
I wish you guys would stop
making fun of me. It kinda hurts.
273
00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:26,919
Uh, I didn't realize.
I mean, I'm sorry.
274
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,380
The spitball thing,
that was an accident.
275
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,750
I was gonna demolish you
with a meteor.
276
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:35,254
Now, that just doesn't feel right.
277
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:38,253
If you want to destroy me,
go ahead.
278
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,333
-(whistle tweets)
-(sighs)
279
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,000
-(sighs)
-Oh god.
280
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,460
Thanks for not pulverizing me.
281
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:49,882
This time.
282
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:51,329
Whoa!
283
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,793
(grunts)
284
00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:00,995
-Kirby! I've got your pen!
-Say cheese.
285
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,958
-No.
-(camera shutter clicks)
286
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,581
(laughs)
287
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:17,504
It's gone.
288
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,583
At least you got to spread
my catchphrase.
289
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:22,457
Now everybody's saying,
"you don't want the sauce."
290
00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:26,542
Duh, that's so fifth period.
Nobody's saying that anymore.
291
00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:34,502
His leg isn't broken?
292
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:39,003
Duh! He faked it to get out
of wrestling Pearly Todd.
293
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:42,253
So none of it was real?
Not any of it?
294
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:43,883
I see that you broke your pen.
295
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,629
Don't worry, plenty more
where that came from.
296
00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:51,169
Iris photography. I do proms
and bar mitzvahs. Tell your friends.
297
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,920
(clatters)
298
00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:59,792
Sorry, Kirby.
I guess it was just a pen.
299
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,745
I can't believe I bought into that.
300
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:13,125
-(ominous music)
-(creaking)
301
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:21,171
-Kirby Buckets... Wait, what?
-(laughter)
302
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,130
Pfft!
303
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:24,668
Whoa!
304
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,080
Ha!
305
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:35,751
(laughing)
306
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,923
(sneezes)
307
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,540
(laughing)
308
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:45,245
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