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(Kirby) You know what'simportant to me? Friends.
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You know what's important to us?Friday nights.
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Friday night is our night.
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We've managed to spend 51straight Friday nights together.
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All we need is one more to make itan entire year of Fridays.
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(Dawn) Mom! Dad!
(groans)
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Kirby has done some bad things
in his life, but this is unforgivable.
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(chuckling)
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He ruined my ume4evr poster!
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How am I supposed to tell
Chadwin and Mikey B. apart now?
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Well, that's easy. I mean,
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I gave Chadwin five eyes
and Mikey B. Fangs.
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-They look a lot cooler now.
-(laughs)
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-You're laughing?
-No.
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-No.
-I am. You can see.
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-A little bit.
-But it's a nervous laugh.
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-Like, "zombies! Ahh!"
-Brains, brains.
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Well, he needs to be punished.
Take away his Friday night.
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-Ooh, she's right, Kirb.
-No, she's wrong, mom.
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I mean, everyone knows how important
my Friday nights are.
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Sorry, Kirb, but I'm afraid
you're ground...
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No-oooooo!
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(mimics explosion)
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-...ded.
-Comin' in hot.
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-Pow!
-Atcha.
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-Don't get burned.
-(mom chuckling)
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(Kirby) This Friday just gota little complicated.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ aye ♪
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♪ aye ♪
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♪ aye ♪
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♪ aye ♪
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Well, I guess 51 weeks
of Fridays is good too.
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No, it's not. Nobody's like,
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"oh, you hung out
51 straight Fridays in a row?
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Wow, that's impressive."
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52 makes a full year.
If it's not a year, it's nothing.
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And another thing! (sniffs)
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you smell really good,
in a familiar way.
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-Are you wearing cologne?
-What? No, I'm not wearing cologne.
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(sniffs)
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You do smell kind of like
a spring meadow.
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Okay, this conversation
just took a very weird turn.
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Look, Dawn and my mom
are going to be out tonight,
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so we can still salvage
a year of Fridays.
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Uh-huh.
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You're grounded tonight, remember?
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I'm gonna try to get my dad
to go to sleep by 9:30.
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So if you guys come at 9:31,
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we'll have the whole night
to ourselves.
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Year of Fridays is a go.
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(all laughing)
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Well, enjoy your girls' night out.
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It's not a girls' night. It's a "mom
forgot to buy us ume4evr tickets
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and now she's trying to make it up" night.
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Well, trust me, this is going to be
way better.
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I got us a room at the hotel
where the band is staying.
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So if all goes according to plan,
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we're going to be hanging
with that cutie Chadwin.
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Mom, please don't use Chadwin's name.
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It sounds really weird
when you say it.
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I mean, yes!
I want to meet the band,
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but I also just love hotels.
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I like to pretend
I'm a traveling sales rep.
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Ladies, let's ride.
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Have fun being grounded
and spending a Friday night with dad.
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Oh, I'm planning on it.
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(Dad)
I'm sorry, Kirb.
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I know you love your Fridays,
but sometimes you have to learn a lesson.
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The saddest boy in the world, take one.
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It's okay, dad. You're right.
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I deserve to be punished
and I shouldn't have any fun tonight.
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(crying) I won't even ask
to play a video game.
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Well, eh.
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Maybe one round.
(chuckles)
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Right?
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And the award for best actor
in a manipulating role
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goes to Kirby!
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(all cheering)
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Hyah!
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(rock music playing)
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(Dawn)
Hi. Um, excuse me.
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Thank you.
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Fans stay outside.
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Is that weapon really necessary?
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Ume4evr is the most popular
band in the world.
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Some of these fans will do absolutely
anything to meet the band.
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And their high-pitched shrieks
hurt my brain,
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-so yes, it's necessary.
-(cocks gun)
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Ooh, hello, they're with me
and we have a reservacion.
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Oh.
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Well then.
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Love the cologne.
Keep it.
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-Your mom is awesome, Dawn.
-Settle down, Belinda.
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-(cocks gun)
-(shrieks stop)
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-Go again, go again.
-Here we go.
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-Ooh!
-(racket striking sounds)
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I bet you're gonna sleep
like a baby tonight.
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Aw, you're gonna have to do
a little more than this.
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-All right, here's a lob.
-A lob.
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Got it! Gah!
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There you go.
You can get that one... it's easy.
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-It's still going!
-There you go.
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-You got that one.
-I got it!
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-Ooh!
-(crashes)
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Oh gosh.
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(snorts)
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Whatever happened to video games
that just exhausted your thumbs?
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-Hmm?
-Here you go, dad.
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Oh.
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-This ought to calm you down.
-Oh.
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-Is it good?
-Ooh, that's nice.
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-Okay.
-Yeah, yeah.
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-(playing soft music)
-(sighs)
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(German accent) I don't think
he's going to make it much longer.
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Shall I administer the knock-out punch?
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-Hey, dad?
-Huh?
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I think you should go to bed.
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Yeah, it's probably my bedtime, huh?
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-Yeah, it's pretty late.
-All right.
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All right, good night, Kirbo.
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Night.
Good night, dad.
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Yeah.
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-To the left, dad.
-Hmm?
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-Bed.
-Yeah.
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(softly)
Did someone order Friday 52?
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Any minute now ume4evr are going to
walk through that door
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and we're going to meet them!
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Do you think Chadwin's eyes
are as soulful in person?
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-(both screaming)
-(gun cocks)
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(squeals)
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All checked in.
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I got our room key
and I brought my beefcakes.
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Mom, the possibility of meeting ume4evr
is the biggest event of my life.
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I love you, but please don't embarrass me
with your weird meat cupcakes.
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Don't worry about it. I'm going to go
bring our stuff up the room.
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Can you check the sheets
and text me the thread count?
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(giggling)
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Okay, if I was a famous
and hot boy band,
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I wouldn't use the front door.
I'd sneak through the back
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to get away from
all the crazies out there.
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I am so lucky
to be your friend.
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You really are.
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-(girls squealing)
-The band! They're here!
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-The door!
-No!
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(girls squealing)
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Wow, auto-locking fire doors.
This place is nice.
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All right, guys, you all know
the Friday-night rules.
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All of us get to pick one thing.
I choose...
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"Call of carnage."
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Ooh, sweet!
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-All right, Fish, what do you...
-(sniffs)
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-...think you're doing?
-"Hug yer duds" dryer sheets.
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My mom used to buy it
when I was little.
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She'd take all the warm clothes
out of the dryer
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and then I'd hop in the laundry basket.
It was the bomb!
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Okay, Fish, I don't want
to spend Friday night 52
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-talking about dryer sheets.
-Well, too bad.
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'Cause I'm about to educate
your olfactory system.
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My what factory?
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Your nose, my friend.
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Guess what my activity is!
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Oh no.
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I want to do something
that I've never done before.
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-What is it?
-I don't know.
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-I've never done it before.
-All right, guys.
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We are going to go all out tonight,
but very quietly.
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(all chanting softly)
Friday, Friday, Friday,
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Friday, Friday!
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(video game blaring)
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(sirens, rock music blaring)
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(silence)
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(screaming)
This is the most violent game ever!
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I just smashed a cop car!
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Should I play as a boy or a girl?!
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My dad!
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(grunts)
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Eli!
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(yawning)
Kirby? I heard voices.
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Oh, yeah, I... I couldn't sleep
so I was just playing a video game.
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Ah, you can't sleep 'cause you're
all hopped up on virtual stimuli.
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You know what I used to do
when I was a kid?
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(sighs)
Go outside,
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get some fresh air
and get in touch with the real world.
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-Sounds fun.
-Yeah.
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But, I mean, I'm grounded
and it's really late,
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so probably shouldn't
go outside.
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Eh, there's no rule that says...
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-there's no rule...
-No rules.
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-There's no rule at all...
-Yeah, no, no.
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...that says just 'cause you're grounded,
you can't go outside.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna do you a big favor.
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You're welcome.
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Now this is my idea
of a good Friday night.
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(laughs)
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(sighs)
Isn't this great?
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There's something about camping.
It's invigorating.
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I feel like a lumberjack.
(inhales)
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(exhales)
Powerful!
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Oh, hey, I brought a deck of cards.
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-I thought maybe we could play...
-Oh, you know what?
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I bet you can't shuffle that deck 100
times without some cards falling out.
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Oh, you're on, mister.
(chuckles)
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Let's see it, shuffle master.
While you're doing that,
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-I'm gonna get something to drink.
-All right.
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You're totally going to lose.
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You don't want to watch this? Oh.
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(panting)
Okay, new plan.
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I'm going to give my dad
just enough time to keep him happy,
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but it's not going to stop us.
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Fish, you're up.
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We're doing laundry, baby!
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(rock music playing)
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(watch ticking)
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(grunting)
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67...
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Ooh, now you've
got to start over.
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It's gonna take a while.
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While you do that,
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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(boys laughing)
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(girls squealing)
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-I can't believe we missed them!
-(phone rings)
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Mom, bad time to call!
We're trying to see the band.
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The last thing I need
is my mom embarrassing me now.
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We have to get back inside.
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Hey, it's okay.
You let us in earlier.
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Room key?
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Look, Mitch...
Can I call you Mitch?
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What's it going to take
to get us into the hotel?
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Your room key.
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Oh, he's good.
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(girls squeal louder)
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(gun cocks)
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It's a dead end!
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(Mitch)
You can run but you can't hide.
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Quick, get in the trash chute!
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(whispers)
This is a great idea, Dawn.
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-What the...
-(both screaming)
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(both) Oh!
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-(Dawn) Ow.
-(Belinda) Really?
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Okay, minor setback.
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(boys laughing)
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Two down, one to go, and our
year of Fridays will be complete.
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00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,500
What's it gonna be, Eli?
246
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:11,043
I've always wanted to go
on a whale-watching cruise.
247
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,955
That's great. How about something
we can do now?
248
00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:17,417
-(clock cuckooing)
-Kirby? Kirby?
249
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,630
Kirby?
250
00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:21,999
All right, think about it.
I'll be right back.
251
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,040
Oh, hey!
252
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,075
Hey.
253
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,206
Who you talkin' to, Kirby?
254
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:35,081
Uh, the house.
You know, it gets lonely.
255
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,576
So do I.
256
00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:38,417
Time to get serious about camping.
257
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,920
No more going inside.
Come on!
258
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,706
-(flies buzzing)
-Of course, it's locked.
259
00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:48,542
(trash thuds)
260
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:51,665
Hey, this is a half-eaten beefcake.
261
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,580
It's your mom!
We can yell for help!
262
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:56,167
-Hel...
-No!
263
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,960
I'd rather get out of this
on our own.
264
00:12:58,041 --> 00:12:59,961
-(spits)
-Give me a boost.
265
00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:02,211
Help me.
266
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:04,541
(grunting)
Oh!
267
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,705
-Maybe we should call my mom.
-Yeah.
268
00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:14,212
(beeping) What?
269
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:16,381
Did you forget her number?
It's 555-17...
270
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:19,788
No. There's no signal down here.
271
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,955
Wait, you know my mom's number
by heart?
272
00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,711
We chit-chat.
273
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:26,173
Hmm.
274
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,290
(birds chirping)
275
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,165
(yawns)
276
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,420
(grunts)
277
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,460
Now that was a great Friday night.
278
00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:36,422
Hmm. Mmm.
279
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,330
(pad beeps)
280
00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:45,962
What the...
281
00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:49,251
Kirby, did you sneak in the house
during the night?
282
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:51,673
No, you set the alarm.
283
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,670
Well, someone was in here.
284
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,580
And the weird thing is... (sniffs)
they did our laundry.
285
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,288
Well, if someone did break in,
286
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,745
I'm sure they'd be gone
by morning!
287
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:04,924
What?
288
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,420
Oh, uh, just thinking out loud.
289
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,960
Ah.
290
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:14,459
What...
291
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,750
Guys, you got to get up
and get out of here
292
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:23,294
-before my dad sees you!
-(doorbell rings)
293
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,827
Come on!
294
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:32,671
Sergeant Pounder.
295
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,130
Thanks for coming so fast.
296
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,328
Don't worry, Mr. Buckets.
297
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,747
If there's a burglar in here,
me and my partner will find him.
298
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,504
(baby coos)
299
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,963
-It's take-your-son-to-work day.
-Okay.
300
00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:51,745
Why don't we just come clean?
What's the worst that can happen?
301
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:53,004
That's Sergeant Pounder!
302
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,753
You know what happened
to the last kid he busted?
303
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,174
-What?
-I don't know!
304
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,790
That's the point. Nobody knows.
305
00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,205
Guys, we've gotta get you out of here.
306
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,041
If my dad finds out
that you've been here all night,
307
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,075
we'll never spend another
Friday night together again.
308
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,376
But wait a second,
our year of Fridays isn't complete.
309
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:07,038
I never got to do
what I wanted to do.
310
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,825
(Both) That's because
you never decided!
311
00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:11,207
It has to be something
I haven't done before!
312
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:12,541
You know how hard that is?
313
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:14,165
I've lived a very full life.
314
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,750
Okay, we don't have time
for you to decide.
315
00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:17,754
You guys have to leave, like, now!
316
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:21,544
Kirby, I know we're crunched for time,
but may I please use your bathroom?
317
00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:23,625
I've been holding it all night
and I'm in a lot of pain.
318
00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:25,039
Dude, go. You don't have to ask.
319
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,205
-I told you.
-But it's not your house.
320
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,421
Look, I'm gonna go distract them
so you guys can sneak away.
321
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,750
All right? Let's go!
322
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:31,924
Oh!
323
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:36,578
When I find this dirtbag,
he's gonna wish he was wearing diapers.
324
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:39,457
(baby coos)
325
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:40,632
Chh chh chh chh chh.
326
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,830
Hey, Sergeant Pounder.
327
00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:49,167
Hi. I would like to report a crime.
(chuckles)
328
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,920
The crime of...
329
00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:55,291
Yoo hoo!
330
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:58,125
...how cute your baby is!
331
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,288
Do you have any pictures?
332
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,042
8Yeah, I do.
333
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,134
Come on, Eli, we've got to go.
334
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:08,748
No, Fish, I gotta go.
335
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,384
Maybe I'll try the wee-wee song.
336
00:16:11,458 --> 00:16:14,918
♪ When I go down the slide,I go "wee wee wee" ♪
337
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,080
Whoa! Here it comes.
338
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,580
(key turning in lock)
339
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,667
Wake up.
Wake up, we're safe!
340
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,170
We're safe! Not trash, not trash!
341
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,790
-We're not trash!
-(both grunting)
342
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:33,495
Thank you for saving our lives!
You're an amazing person!
343
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:36,083
-Here he is in a baby cop outfit.
-(cartoons snoring)
344
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,206
Here's another one of him drooling.
345
00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:40,291
Each drool is different though.
346
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:43,535
Kind of like a snowflake.
347
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:45,575
Hey, can I see
that third drooling one again?
348
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,957
-(door creaking)
-Criminals!
349
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,921
-Whoa.
-Kirby, what are you doing?
350
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,500
I'm gonna try to catch them.
351
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,883
Unlike my future cop here, they're
going to wish they were never born.
352
00:16:54,959 --> 00:16:57,329
Whoa, you're going after the burglars
with the baby?
353
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:58,917
He's sleeping.
He'll be fine.
354
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,710
-You can come along too.
-All right.
355
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:02,832
But you wake him, I break you.
356
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:12,039
-Eli, why do you ride that thing?
-Because I can't ride a normal bike.
357
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:14,205
I have balance issues!
358
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:17,211
-(brakes squeal)
-All right, follow me, guys.
359
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,211
I'll get you out of here.
360
00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:20,461
There she is.
361
00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:22,502
Dawn, are you okay?
362
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,423
I tried calling you all night.
363
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,580
I'm fine, mom. Can we just talk
about it when we get home?
364
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,077
I need to get rid
of this dumpster smell.
365
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:30,706
-(girls screaming)
-Oh my gosh.
366
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,002
It's them.
367
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:35,383
-(Belinda screaming)
-Hi, Chadwin!
368
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,378
Hey, boy! Hey!
369
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,378
Mom, please don't embarrass me!
Please!
370
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,918
Mom, I think he just waved at me!
371
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
(all shouting)
372
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,253
Chadwin!
373
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,833
You, me, forever!
374
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:49,997
(screaming)
375
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:55,544
(slow-motion)
Bring it on, fan.
376
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:05,253
(Mitch)
Ahhhh!
377
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,293
(crying)
378
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,575
He was waving at me, sweetie.
I tried calling you all night
379
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:13,457
because ume4evr had
the hotel room next to ours.
380
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:16,132
That Chadwin is a real sweetie.
381
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,958
I had him sign this for you.
382
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,921
-Belinda, what did he say?
-"Dawn,
383
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,460
your mom rules.
Xo, Chadwin."
384
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,583
-Thanks, mom.
-And for the record,
385
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:28,577
they loved my beefcakes.
386
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:33,537
Wait, if my mom didn't throw
a beefcake on us, then...
387
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:36,625
(Both)
Ume4evr threw trash on us!
388
00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:39,829
-(both squealing)
-(gun cocks)
389
00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:41,037
They're having fun.
390
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,788
There they are.
Oh, they're getting away.
391
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,035
The only thing they're getting
is me angry.
392
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,166
(tires squeal)
393
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,540
We've got company.
394
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,325
Follow me! I know a shortcut!
395
00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:56,417
(Sergeant Pounder) How many criminals are
there? I need to keep my eyes on the road.
396
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,000
Adrenaline going.
397
00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,253
My heart's like, "rrrr, bbppp bppp bppp."
398
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:07,625
There he is!
Follow me!
399
00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:10,169
-Kirby!
-Fish?
400
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:14,170
You know what? Maybe we should call
this whole chase thing off.
401
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,580
Come on, Eli!
402
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:18,497
Nothing was stolen,
and whoever it was did my laundry.
403
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,383
(tires squeal)
404
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:23,922
Don't ride in my car
and tell me not to be a cop.
405
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:31,003
-(engine revving)
-Oh, this is going to be bad.
406
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:34,333
As a doctor, I would like
to offer a second opinion.
407
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:35,667
I've got you now.
408
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:38,290
Yes, this is going to be bad.
409
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:39,825
(All)
Ahhh!
410
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,247
Is my little lieutenant still sleeping?
411
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,003
'Cause things are about to get crazy.
412
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,253
(revs)
413
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,833
(tires squeal)
414
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:51,077
-Maybe we should hit the siren.
-(siren wailing)
415
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:52,956
-No, don't do that! You'll wake the...
-(crying)
416
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:54,541
(both)
Ahhh!
417
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,665
(Pounder)
I can't think!
418
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:59,420
-What the...
-My ears are bleeding!
419
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,080
Is this a baby?!
What is this?
420
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:06,788
-(All) Ooh!
-(characters shouting)
421
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,415
(siren dies)
422
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,996
Come on, let's get out of here.
423
00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:20,711
How's my baby?
424
00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:23,212
-(coos)
-Uh, he did good.
425
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,171
That's my boy.
426
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:27,380
Hey, guys, I just realized
being chased by a policeman
427
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,248
is something I've never done before.
428
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,713
(All)
We did it!
429
00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:33,422
Friday! Friday!
430
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,250
Friday! Friday!
431
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,575
(all panting)
432
00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:40,877
-Hey, dad.
-Kirby.
433
00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:42,709
I'm guessing we need
to thank you.
434
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:45,882
You disobeyed your grounding,
you ran from the police,
435
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:50,039
and you did an odd amount of laundry
without folding it or putting it away.
436
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:52,665
And if your mom finds out
I was in a police car chasing you...
437
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:56,040
Well, let's just say
that's a conversation
438
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:58,575
I don't want to have.
439
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,997
-So...
-So you, young man,
440
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:04,883
are grounded
for a long, long time.
441
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:05,919
Sorry, guys.
442
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,210
At least we made it a year.
443
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:11,791
-That's got to be some kind of record.
-Yeah.
444
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:15,535
Oh, I'm not saying you guys
can't come over. I'm just saying...
445
00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:19,165
I want to be included.
446
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:22,040
What do you say, guys?
Next Friday?
447
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,625
Friday!
448
00:21:23,709 --> 00:21:25,999
(All)
Friday! Friday!
449
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:29,463
Friday! Friday! Friday!
450
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:32,042
-(all laughing)
-We gonna par-tay!
451
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,875
(chuckles)
452
00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:39,167
(strings twang)
453
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,500
While you fix that, I could
bring you back another instrument.
454
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,043
-Good idea.
-Sweet.
455
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:52,423
Look what I found.
456
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,000
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
457
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,173
-Here you go, dad.
-Here we go.
458
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:59,080
This is pretty good.
Yeah, it'll do. Yeah.
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