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(Kirby) One of the first thingsthey teach kids about art
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is to color inside the lines.
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But to me, the best part about artis that there are no rules.
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I mean, if art was aboutfollowing orders,
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then almost everybodywould be a great artist.
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Animals!
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But if art did have rules,
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I think a good one would bedon't use art to start a riot.
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-Huah!
-(screams)
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Oh, yeah!
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(theme music plays)
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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Hey, Fish.
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Dude, where were you?
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It's elective sign up day, and there are
only two classes left with openings.
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(Kirby) The History of History
or Counting Out Loud?
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I had to sign up for
Typewriter Repair and Maintenance.
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I don't even know what
a typewriter is!
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Hey, man, you okay? You seem to be
squeezing that stress ball pretty hard.
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Haha. This isn't a stress ball.
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This is a grip strengthener
for my handshake.
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Why would I need a stress ball?
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I'm the most laid-back
dude I know.
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I'm as cool as leftover pizza.
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(Eli)
(laughing)
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That's just Fish being Fish.
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(Fish slurps)
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Ah, that's great water.
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Water... we know it's
great for slides,
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but is it good
for anything else?
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And cut.
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Okay, Keith, take a break,
but I want you back here in five.
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So, how about more on
the Keith story?
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Yeah, like, why are you
getting filmed and acting weird?
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My mom wanted to make up
for leaving me
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at a gas station
last weekend,
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so she took me on a tour of
the WTKA News station
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to meet anchorman
Dallas Cleveland.
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He's my hero!
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That's why I stole
his coffee mug.
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Isn't that the guy that only
reports on good news stories?
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Sure is.
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Plus, he's having
a contest to see
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which Little Clevelander can
film the best good news story.
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That could be me!
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Elective Day...
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perhaps the most important
day in a young man's life.
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Or is it?
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Not for me.
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I got two words for you...
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Independent Study.
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I can do one in Animation, and have
an entire class where all I do is draw.
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No way Mitchell agrees to that.
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I'm not taking no
for an answer.
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Permission immediately granted.
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Don't be so surprised,
Mr. Buckets.
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It's your dream.
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I too once had a dream...
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to be principal.
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You'll get your
independent study,
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and I'll also feature
your art in the halls
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and on school-wide
television broadcasts.
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Wow. That's actually
surprisingly awesome!
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Just sign here.
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It's a standard
Independent Study agreement.
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Don't be intimidated
by the size.
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I just like wasting paper.
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I have no use for trees.
I'm more of a shrub man.
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Eww.
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What?
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Why is everybody looking at
me the way I look at Kirby?
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Hey, try some soap.
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Do you remember signing up
for that Adopt-a-Hallway program
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where you agreed to keep
part of the school clean?
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I vaguely remember we had to do
some community service things.
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Well, I think you might
wanna see this.
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Oh...
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(Dawn)
Why is this floor so sticky?
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Because you let it get so dirty that the
janitors won't even come here anymore.
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I think people are starting to
associate you with your hallway.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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Hey, what do you know
about Dawn Buckets?
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Well, she hasn't been
cleaned in months
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and she's oddly sticky.
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That's my hallway.
That's not me.
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-Oh, whatever.
-Wait! Wait!
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Argh!
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Super desk complete.
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Bring it on! Let me at it!
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Sword volcano?
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That might be
a bit much, actually.
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(screams)
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Ha-hoo!
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(chuckles)
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Are you gonna tell me
why you're so stressed out?
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I'm not stressed out, okay?
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Just gripping
and ripping, baby.
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A boy, an Independent Study,
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and maybe
a little magic.
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And that's how Eli sees it.
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This is exactly the kind
of good news story
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that Dallas Cleveland
would go nuts for.
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-(bell rings)
-Oh, here we go.
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Principal Mitchell's
airing my animation today.
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You guys are gonna love it.
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(Kirby) Hi, I'm Kirby Buckets,and I hope you enjoy my new video.
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Amazing intro.
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(Principal Mitchell's voice)
I am a dangerous bird,
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and I dare youto be obedient.
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Also, from now on, all studentsmust walk in single file in the hall.
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Cartoon over.
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That wasn't my video!
He changed it!
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And we'll have more on this
development after the break.
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What break?
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You changed my art!
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Like the new merch?
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15-minute lunchtimes?
I didn't sign up for this.
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Actually, you did.
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Remember your independent
study agreement?
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I can use and alter your art
however I please.
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Then I quit!
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I'm not gonna let you
use my art for evil.
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Is walking in single file evil?
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Are shorter lunchtimes evil?
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Is changing the detention room
into an actual dungeon evil?
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Actually, that one
is a little evil.
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If you quit your Independent
Study, you'll get an F.
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Seriously?
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And be held back a grade.
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No!
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And you'll have to wear
a giant baby diaper
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outside your clothes
every day until you graduate.
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Come on. You can't seriously
make me do that.
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Page 17, Mr. Buckets.
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I can...
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and I will.
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(Principal Mitchell)
One minute remaining in your lunch.
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Dare to make healthier
food choices?
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(clucks)
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Be careful. Walk slowly.
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No! No! No! Your brainwashing
won't work on me!
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-(Dangerbird) No! No!
-Be gone, rebellious thoughts!
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-(metal guitar riff)
-(clucks)
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I'm trapped!
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Do you think you'll overcome
your predicament
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with hard work and determination,
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thus becoming a richer person
in the process?
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No.
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Then it's not news, Kirby!
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Keith, let's roll.
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Hey, principal's pet.
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15 minutes is not long enough
to eat lunch.
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All right?
It's a digestion issue.
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Let's get him
with our ridicule.
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Boo!
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(students booing)
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Even the cool janitor
hates me?
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Oh! Kirb! Hey!
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Hey, my main man!
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What's going on?
So, um, no big deal,
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but cool guy to cool guy, have you seen
my grip strengthener anywhere?
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And again, no big deal.
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-Fish, you need...
-I am calm!
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And there we go.
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No longer gross.
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Now all we have to do
is clean everything else.
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Why is there so much
wet toilet paper on the ceiling?
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(laughing)
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I am not gross!
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At least we're
making progress.
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Progress?
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Everything's crumbling.
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The water fountain
is toxic.
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But the water's not
brown anymore.
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All this hallway attracts
are weirdos.
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There's a kid over there
pretending to be a ghost.
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Ooh...
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Take a hike, Gary!
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Woo-ooo!
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See? You don't have to be
the saddest, most desperate,
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disgusting girl in school.
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I mean hallway.
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Saddest, most desperate hallway.
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Hey, pretty lady...
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(laughing)
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"I have three butts because I talked
too loudly in the library."
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And now for you next
and most important assignment...
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Oh, no.
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-Please, no.
-Please, yes.
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His name is Princi-Pal.
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His defining characteristics
are being hip and being fresh.
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He's based on me.
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I can't draw this.
Everyone's gonna hate me!
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You can draw it
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and you will.
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Keep drawing, Mr. Buckets.
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Now, be one of
my many friends.
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No!
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It's time to fight art
with art.
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Every man has dreamt of eating
a sandwich as long as he is tall.
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This is truly the feel-good
story of the semester.
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Watch out! He's gonna blow!
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(boy retches)
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Great idea about
the sandwich guy, Keith.
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Go clean yourself up.
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Hey! Hey! Have any of you guys
seen my missing grip strengthener?
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Do not lie to me.
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Wait!
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They can never know the truth.
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(grunting)
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I am stressed.
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Stressed because my grip
is too weak.
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My grip strengthener!
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Ah!
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Wait! No, wait!
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See? No more sticky.
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Who's disgusting now?
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Hey, you're that girl
from the hallway, right?
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Just wanted to say
you're clean.
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I like that.
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(romantic music plays)
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Littering on my hallway floor
is the same as littering on my face!
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Get out of here,
and never come back!
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Go be handsome
somewhere else!
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That'll teach Mitchell
not to mess with my art.
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Treason.
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Yeah, Kirby!
You're not the principal's pet.
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Lose the leash!
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Can I have that?
I'm throwing a party.
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(school bell rings)
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-(crowd gasps)
-Uh...
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Yeah, that's right.
I did that.
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On purpose.
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See? I told you I'm not
the principal's pet.
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(All) Yeah!
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Yeah, Kirby's right!
Mitchell's rules are stupid!
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My grip strengthener!
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Wait, come back!
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And that kid's
even more right!
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Let's tear
this place apart!
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(All) Yeah!
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That's unnecessary, Gerald.
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You work here.
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Look, I'm so sorry.
The paint was a total accident.
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Just please don't make
me wear a baby diaper...
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Whoa, how did you clean up
so fast?
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If you want to find out,
become a principal.
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We have far more important
matters to attend to.
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This Superintendent is
inspecting the school today.
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Wait, what?
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I had hoped your art would
help the students behave.
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The district has
budget problems,
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and they're going to shut down
one school.
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Oh, come on. They wouldn't
really shut down Forest Hills High?
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Normally, I would agree.
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But this particular superintendent
has it out for me.
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If everything isn't in order,
we're doomed.
261
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:21,673
Let's not panic. I'm sure everything
has calmed down already.
262
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,130
Or not.
263
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,960
That's it!
Down with the rules!
264
00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:42,671
Okay, this whole thing
might be a mistake.
265
00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:46,831
The horror, the horror!
266
00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:48,877
And that's how Eli sees it.
267
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:53,915
Ah!
268
00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:57,038
You animals!
269
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:58,165
(door opens)
270
00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:00,626
Principal Mitchell,
what are you doing?
271
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,789
It's time for me to pursue
my backup career:
272
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:05,705
designer jeans designer.
273
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:07,712
You can't just quit!
We have to do something!
274
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:09,042
Perhaps you're right.
275
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:13,325
It took your cool rebel art
to get the students to disobey me.
276
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:17,577
We just have to show them
how cool it is to follow the rules.
277
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,827
No offense, but you're the principal.
278
00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:22,497
Kids don't really
respond well to authority.
279
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,333
So, the students won't listen to me.
280
00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:26,997
Exactly. And we can use that.
281
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,333
Don't give an inch, Belinda.
282
00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:30,497
Remember why we're doing this.
283
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:33,633
Keep this hallway clean so people
think slightly better about you.
284
00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:37,459
Exactly! I expect you
to give your life if you have to.
285
00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:39,382
Come get some!
286
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,578
(Eli groans)
287
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,381
Are you okay?
288
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,248
It's all bad news out there.
289
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,883
Do you want some water
or something?
290
00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:51,209
That'd be nice.
291
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:02,708
It tastes like
an icy mountain stream.
292
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:09,915
(Eli)
Whoa! This hallway is so clean!
293
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,040
Just when I thought
it was all bad news,
294
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:14,415
here's something good!
295
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,210
Keith, let's roll.
296
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,461
I'm standing here
with Belinda...
297
00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:22,252
I don't know her last name...
298
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,213
who is one of the people
in charge.
299
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:28,291
It's a heartwarming tale
of two special young ladies.
300
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:30,375
Die, intruders!
301
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:33,128
And a little piece of paradise.
302
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:36,248
And that's how Eli sees it.
303
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,290
Hit me, Buckets.
304
00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:46,207
I demand that you throw
toilet paper at me.
305
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:49,171
I'll never listen
to you, old man!
306
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:52,670
Cleaning up? That's not
very cool, Kirby.
307
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:55,080
And trust me,
I know cool.
308
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,125
Oh, yeah? Just try to stop me.
309
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,578
Hey, let's show him!
310
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,247
Let's make this place
super clean!
311
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,713
Someone get me a wet vac!
312
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:10,211
(rock guitar riff plays)
313
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:19,078
Join the jam, Kirby!
It's radical!
314
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:23,536
No way!
I prefer peace and quiet!
315
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:26,075
(ruckus dies down)
316
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:27,666
(drumming)
317
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:40,415
Look at us,
a bunch of hooligans.
318
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:44,290
Well, I say we fight back
by making this place spotless!
319
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:56,751
Well, we're done.
320
00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:59,884
And the best part was giving
all of those students detention.
321
00:16:59,959 --> 00:17:01,169
(distant footsteps)
322
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:06,250
Ah, the superintendent
has arrived.
323
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:10,245
It is important that you not show
a hint of weakness, Mr. Buckets.
324
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:14,383
The man is a monster.
325
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:20,001
(groaning)
326
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:27,752
Hello... Father.
327
00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:29,924
(rock guitar riff plays)
328
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,920
Hello, Boo-Bear.
329
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,500
(rock guitar riff intensifies)
330
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:46,833
You call this sorry, misshapen
piece of concrete a school?
331
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:49,497
The only thing children could
possibly learn here
332
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:51,543
is how to break the heart
of an old man.
333
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:53,745
It's pristine
and you know it.
334
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,834
Ugh. Fine.
335
00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:57,747
As much as it pains me
to say this,
336
00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:01,714
Forest Hills High shall remain open.
337
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:03,792
I appreciate that...
338
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,665
Allen.
339
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,460
How dare you use
my first name against me.
340
00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:10,462
(Fish)
I've got you now!
341
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:15,378
Aah!
342
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:27,632
Oh, look at that garbage.
343
00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:31,169
It gives me pleasure
to once and for all close...
344
00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:36,379
Oh.
345
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:40,788
This strange ball is oddly soothing.
346
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:44,455
Aah. Is this what it means to relax?
347
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,995
Perhaps I've been a bit unfair,
Boo-Bear.
348
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:53,213
Your school may remain open
after all.
349
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,625
Man, I really love this thing.
350
00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:59,039
Okay then. Finders keepers.
351
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:03,879
Treat her well.
352
00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:07,629
Ow. That's quite a handshake
you have, young man.
353
00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:11,749
We could use a man like you
down at the superintendent's office.
354
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:15,544
There are lots of jars
I haven't been able to open.
355
00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,325
It worked.
356
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,957
My grip is strong.
357
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:20,671
My secret shame is over!
358
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:27,291
Should I tell him about
my father's incredibly frail hands?
359
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,575
Definitely not.
360
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,997
So, now that you don't need
to change my art,
361
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:35,083
how about I can go back to having
regular Independent Study?
362
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:40,536
Well, you were directly responsible
for causing a riot, so... no.
363
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,172
That's fair, I guess.
364
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,630
(Superintendent)
Boo-Bear?
365
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:50,786
An adopted hallway,
366
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,955
a father and son reunion,
367
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:55,291
a stress ball
finding a new home.
368
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,575
Never in my one-day career
369
00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:00,497
have I seen so many
beautiful news stories.
370
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:03,503
And that's the way Eli sees it.
371
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:06,383
(clapping)
372
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:09,418
Is that... is that you?
373
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,460
The name is Cleveland.
Dallas Orlando Cleveland.
374
00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:15,542
And I must say, I'm impressed you've
managed to find the good news
375
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:18,205
in this crazy, mixed up world
we call school.
376
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:20,501
And that's the view
from Dallas.
377
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:23,503
Does that mean I won
the Little Clevelander contest?
378
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,633
(chuckles) No.
379
00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:28,079
I'm here to get back
my stolen mug.
380
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:31,036
Not cool, Eli.
381
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,383
Not cool.
382
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,463
We did it.
383
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,422
We kept it beautiful.
384
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,540
We kept me beautiful.
385
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:43,165
Ahem.
386
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,380
This hallway is quite pleasant.
387
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,378
It has great
personality, too.
388
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:51,538
Wait a minute.
There's something here amiss.
389
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,497
Just as I suspected.
390
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:57,963
Two inches too narrow.
391
00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:01,791
I am taking away custody
of this hallway.
392
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:04,245
From here on out,
you've adopted the bathroom
393
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:07,923
for students we no longer
let use the regular bathroom.
394
00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:17,292
(sniffing)
395
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,502
You smell like
the bathroom I have to use now.
396
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:24,036
(romantic music plays)
397
00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:28,377
And I like it.
398
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:32,752
No!
399
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,880
My strength grippener!
400
00:21:37,959 --> 00:21:39,629
My grip strengthener.
401
00:21:39,709 --> 00:21:40,919
It's...
402
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:43,495
Hello, old friends.
403
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,917
He's on a walkie-talkie
of some sort.
404
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,330
(laughter)
405
00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:49,577
Yes?
406
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,207
Yes, we're shooting.
407
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,671
Call me later.
408
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:54,750
(laughter)
409
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:55,924
What?
410
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,080
(Man)
Cut.
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