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That's a terrible decision.
Oh, and you're the expert, are you?
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I've got eyes, mate, I've got four
of them.
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You know nothing, mate, nothing!
Come on, you Reds!
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Yes, come on, please, the red,
just the red ones!
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Oh, naff off, ref,
that was never a foul!
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Oh, put your handbag away, Grandma.
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What's going on here then?
Since when did you watch football?
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Oh, they keep talking
about it at work.
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I'm just watching enough
so I've got something to say.
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Ah, excuse me, it's time
for my Murder, She Wrote!
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Murder, She Wrote? Again?
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Yes, it's my one form of
entertainment and I...
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Oh, that was a dive!
That was a dive!
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All part of the game!
Part of the game!
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Yeah, kick his head in!
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Look at this.
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Wow!
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They've got a promo and everything.
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"Here at Arrowcroft Hall,
we look after your every need.
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"A beautiful 16th-century mansion
set within 100 acres
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"of green English countryside.
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"Weddings, celebrations, corporate
events, whatever the occasion..."
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You should do one of these films.
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No, I'm not going in front
of the camera again.
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That's fine, I'll do it.
Easy.
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Oh, wow!
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Skills! Oh, he's so good!
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You just fancy him
from that aftershave ad.
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No, I don't.
It's nothing to do with that.
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I just admire his, like...
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Keepie-uppies. Keep, keepie-uppies.
Keep, keepie-uppies.
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Well, I could do that if I had,
like, 1,000 hours' practise.
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I don't think you could. I could.
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Only 1,000?
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Humphrey,
can I borrow you for a bit?
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HE MUMBLES
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Well, Mike's filming this
promo thing today
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and we should soon have enough money
to start the gatehouse.
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So, between making money from that
and events,
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he should be able to
stop his job job.
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Great, that's so good.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You looked like you just...seen a...
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Oh, no, it's only, I'm just going on
and on about myself. Hello?
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How about you, how are things
with the cafe, any news?
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Oh, God, don't ask.
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Did you...?
What? Really?
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I thought it was all good. You just
looked at me.
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It's a long story, honestly,
I'd rather hear about you.
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Can you see me?
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Did something happen?
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Excuse me.
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It's so embarrassing.
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Young lady, can you tell me
who won the war?
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I've lost it all. What?
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Yeah, he basically conned me.
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He did all this talk
about investment
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and believing in my vision, and then
he just ran off with my deposit.
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Oh, my...
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Just all the money I'd saved.
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What a total...
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Yeah.
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Isn't there something, like,
that you can do?
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Yeah, well, he said it would be
easier if we put all the money
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into one account and I just
didn't even question it!
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So..
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I mean, I guess...
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..I'm an, I'm an idiot.
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You're not an idiot.
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No, I, I am an idiot, actually,
because I didn't read the paperwork,
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I didn't get any independent advice,
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I didn't even check his background.
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Oh, no!
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Lucy, none of this is your fault.
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You poor thing. Come here.
Come here.
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Do you...?
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I fancy a jog, actually.
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Shall we jog back to the car?
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Erm...yeah.
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Just get out of here, shake it off.
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Oh...
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We're going to be stuck here forever
and I just think I'll go mad.
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Now steady on. Steady.
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We must not lose our morale.
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At least we have each other.
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Yes, Gerald.
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And there must be some way
off this island, Beatrice.
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We need a boat!
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We could cut down this tree.
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Ah! Ah, that's done it.
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Here she goes. Timber!
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And we can fashion it into a canoe.
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Tong, tong, tong, tong.
Tong, tong, tong, tong.
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There we go. In you get, Beatrice.
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Aye! OK.
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Yeah. Very good. Right, OK.
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I see home!
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Ah, land ahoy!
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And scene! Lovely.
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Lovely stuff.
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You got stuck on an island
and you found a way off of it.
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Wonderful improvisation.
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Do I like that.
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Whose line is it anyway?
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Right, who's next?
No, let someone else have a turn.
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Me! Yes, Mary.
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And...where's Lady B?
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Well, she's watching
Murder, She Wrote.
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Is she, again?
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Yes, afraid so.
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OK, Robin, would you like to,
you know, give it a try?
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HE GROANS
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OK, well, let's start
with something simple,
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so how about
the shopkeeper and the customer?
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Mary enters Robin's shop
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and...
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..improvise.
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Where's the shop? It's here.
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What?
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Well, it's pretend.
You know, use your imagination.
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It's in your imagination.
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Door, Mary.
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Please, can I have a door?
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Oh, it's a door shop.
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Great, yeah.
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No.
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OK.
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Now, Robin, that's called blocking.
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Mary's made you an offer there,
she's made this a door shop,
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so you need to build on that
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and say something like, "What kind
of door do you require, madam?"
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What door you want?
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Oh, erm...
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Can I have a new door?
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No.
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OK, Robin, that's...
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Don't block, OK?
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In improvisation,
you say, "Yes, and..."
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OK?
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Yes, and...
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..no.
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You know, why do I want a new door,
though, Patrick?
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I don't know, it's not my...
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Let's try something new, OK?
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Erm, how about the doctor's surgery?
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Oh, yes.
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OK. And...improvise.
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Hello, are you a doctor? No.
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Flaming Nora!
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BUZZING OUTSIDE
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Take cover!
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Oooh!
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Nice.
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Yeah!
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All right!
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Daddy got a brand-new drone.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's a sweet bit of kit.
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Of course, the Americans were
playing with these sorts of things
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back in my day.
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They were a lot bigger,
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and noisier and more about missiles
than cameras.
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But, you know, pretty cool.
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No, no, no, don't go down,
go up, up, up.
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No, don't go down.
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Go up. Come on.
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Yeah. Course it doesn't come
fully charged.
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Fully charged!
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What wrong with a good old triple A?
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Ah?
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If you'd gone to the shop,
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you could've had it fixed
in no time.
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Probably got to plug it in now.
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HE GROANS
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One, two, three, four.
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Come on, we can do it.
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Oi!
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I counted ten, ten's good.
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It's so much harder than it looks!
Yes, so is your knee.
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Are we taking a break now?
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Yes, no, that hurt me, too. Did it?
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We're both suffering, Humphrey.
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Stop complaining.
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Easy for you to say,
you're not the one...
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Button House has stood on this site
since the 15th century.
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It has entertained Henry VIII
and now it could entertain you.
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It's the perfect place
for your event,
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whether it's weddings...
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What?!
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Ha-ha! You're terrible at this.
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It's like watching
Jeffrey Archer on Newsnight.
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Go on, do it again.
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It entertained Henry VIII
and now it could entertain you.
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HE MUMBLES
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It's the perfect place
for your event!
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It's the perfect place
for your event... Yes.
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..whether it's weddings,
celebrations or corporate occasions.
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You've come to right to the place
if you've come to Button...
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You're in the shot. Sorry!
It's fine.
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He nearly got it then!
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This is nice. Thanks.
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Wow. Are you behaving yourself?
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Yes.
Which one is it? Julian.
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That's all I need.
I haven't done anything!
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He says he's just watching.
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Erm, can I just talk to you
about something?
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Yeah, of course.
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All right, yeah,
private thing, is it?
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Yeah, you take five, Mike.
We'll get it in the can later, yeah?
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Yes, and there was a big army
coming towards us!
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Oh, good.
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Yes, and we open the new door.
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Good, we're back in the door shop.
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Yes, and on the other side of the
door is a kingdom of tiny peoples.
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Yes, and they make me their queen.
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Mary!
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And, yes, and we are given a drink
out of a gleaming cup
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and big plates of potatoes. Mary!
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Yes, and the potion is making us
all drowsy.
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Yes, and the little peoples carry us
towards their big cooking pot.
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OK, Mary, do you want to
pass it over to Robin?
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Yes, and...
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Doctor, doctor, can you help me?
Is there a door out of this world?
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No.
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Aw, scene!
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Lord love, a scene.
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Mary, that's a bit too much
imagination, if anything.
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And, Robin, you need to work
on your blocking, mate.
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No. No?
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So they just ran off
with all her money? Yeah.
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That's awful.
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Isn't it? And I was thinking,
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like, I, I know that we're this
close to making the gatehouse target
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and you, you have worked
so hard towards that moment.
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So have you.
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And it would be like a nightmare
to delay it any more,
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but what I was thinking... What if
we lend her the money? Yes.
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Of course we should.
Are you sure?
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Cos I don't want to do this
if you're not sure.
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She's your sister.
If it was my sister, we'd do it.
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Well, one of 'em.
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I love you. Thank you. Thank you.
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She's going to be so happy. Yeah.
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How's filming? Er, smashing it.
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HE SINGS TO HIMSELF
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Ah. Hello, Katherine.
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Everything all right?
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Yes, thank you.
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Hmm.
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I wish I had a photo with Alison.
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Ah. No can do, I'm afraid.
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But...I imagine, if it were
possible,
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then you'd be straight
into the hall of fame
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with that wonderful smile of yours.
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Now, where is it? Where is it?
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There it is.
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Now, come along.
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Can't have you moping about all day.
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Oh, look, Weymouth.
261
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,760
Yeah.
262
00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,800
Got some happy memories there,
actually.
263
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,360
You mean the seaside? Hmm.
That's Cornwall.
264
00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,760
No, no, no. That's Weymouth.
265
00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,400
No, I recognise, I recognise
the pillbox on the rise there,
266
00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,560
just over his right shoulder there,
do you see?
267
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,360
Yeah, I actually went on manoeuvres.
268
00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,280
First time I got to fire a Bren
gun - very exciting.
269
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,520
I did hit a seagull.
270
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,000
I still feel bad about it, actually.
271
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,400
I mean, it's the silence
after the shot.
272
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,800
One minute they're cawing away
happily,
273
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,600
the next it's just feathers.
274
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,120
Lucy said it was Cornwall.
275
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:27,880
Yes, so, well, Mike and I have been
talking about your situation,
276
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:31,720
with the business, and
we were thinking we want to help.
277
00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,880
Oh, God, please don't think...
278
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,360
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
279
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,840
I'm saying we...
280
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,840
Honestly, we've been saving
281
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,560
and we want to invest it
in your business.
282
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,360
It's, it's an investment
283
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:47,480
because we believe in you,
and we think it's going to be great.
284
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:51,000
Wow, this is... Are you sure?
285
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,440
Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
286
00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,880
I mean, to, to be honest this,
287
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:59,000
this is actually a bit of a dream
come true for me
288
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,120
cos, like...I've never
had a sister, obviously,
289
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,080
and, you know, I've always been...
290
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:07,680
..I was always jealous of
my friends who had siblings.
291
00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:10,720
And, you know, my parents
aren't around and, er...
292
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:14,080
..and so to find out
I actually have some family...
293
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:18,960
..and the fact that I can
help you with something
294
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,640
is just...honestly, honestly,
nothing would make me happier.
295
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,720
Sorry, I was going through a tunnel.
296
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,480
Lost you for that last bit.
Yeah, it...it...
297
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,360
No, actually, it doesn't matter.
Um...
298
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,480
We...we...I want you to have the
money.
299
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:37,960
Surely...that's...enough...mate?!
300
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:41,280
28, 29. Oh, this is so good!
Oh! Ah...!
301
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,200
Damnation.
302
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,480
Humphrey?!
303
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,160
It's the perfect
place for your event.
304
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,280
STUMBLING: Whether this is
wedding... Ugh!
305
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,280
Ooh! Whether it's weddings,
corpers...
306
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,040
..corporate corcasions...
307
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,080
..remedy redding... Oh!
308
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:59,800
Let's face it, mate,
you're just not cut out for this.
309
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,640
Come on, Mikey-boy, it's easy.
310
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,160
It's just talking.
I mean, it's my house.
311
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,200
Look at it. Button House.
312
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,120
I mean, I can't believe
it's our family home...
313
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,960
This is Button House.
314
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,480
I still can't believe that this
beautiful building,
315
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,720
with all its history,
is actually our family home.
316
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:34,040
If you choose Button House
for your wedding or celebration,
317
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:38,280
or any event, we'll make you
feel like part of the family, too.
318
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,080
We'd love to share it with you.
319
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,640
That was pretty good.
320
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,560
Should've been recording.
321
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:47,920
Oh...
322
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,000
Thanks, Julian.
323
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,960
I'm over here, but you're welcome.
324
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,280
Other side, mate.
325
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,160
She's a liar!
326
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,000
What? Lucy. That photo on your
mirror -
327
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,760
she said it was taken in Cornwall,
didn't she? Yes.
328
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:13,000
Ha! Well, it wasn't!
It was Weymouth!
329
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,560
The Captain knows it was because
it's where he killed a seagull.
330
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,120
What are you talking about?
331
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,040
If she's lying about that then
what else is she lying about?
332
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,600
She's driving us apart.
333
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,600
Well, maybe it was a mistake,
334
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,600
or, I don't know,
or the Captain got it wrong.
335
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,040
No, but... No, Kitty,
you've got to stop!
336
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,440
You've been jealous of her
from the moment she came along.
337
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,960
I know, I know that you're
finding this difficult, Kitty,
338
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:38,440
but she's my sister
and that's not going to change.
339
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,880
It's not her that's driving us
apart, it's you.
340
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,600
Humphrey?
341
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,200
HUMMING
342
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,960
Humphrey?
343
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,480
Oh! Shh! Just hide me, please!
344
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,640
Humphrey? Humphrey!
345
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,800
Where? I don't know, just improvise!
346
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,400
Humphrey!
347
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,760
Oh, come on, Humphrey.
We were having fun, weren't we?
348
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,800
Humphrey?
349
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,000
Mary!
350
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,600
You haven't seen Humphrey's head,
by any chance?
351
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,600
Yes, and, erm...
352
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,160
He be in the...the world
of the tiny peoples.
353
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,920
What? Yes, and he's
gone to the door shop.
354
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,720
Well, that is spectacularly helpful,
thank you, Mary.
355
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,360
Humphrey?! Humphrey?!
356
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:34,160
Well, I don't know what that was,
but thank you.
357
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,320
You's welcome.
358
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,000
No, no, no! Take me with you!
359
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,680
Oh, all right.
360
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,200
Oi!
361
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,120
Lift me up! Oh!
362
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,560
DRONE BUZZES
363
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,480
Right, then... There we go.
364
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,640
There she blows.
365
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,680
BOTH: Lovely.
366
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,520
Right. Now, I think...
367
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,880
Ha!
368
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,480
What? No, no, no!
369
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,400
It's going to look great!
Wait, wait, wait...
370
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,920
Oh! No, no, no!
371
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,400
Stop!
372
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,400
What's your problem?
That's your finale!
373
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,120
Stop, come back, come back,
come back!
374
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,120
Well, to cut a long story short,
375
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,120
apparently, Lucy said it
was in Cornwall.
376
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,960
WOMAN SPEAKS ON TV
377
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,360
But... Sorry, Fanny.
I've always wondered,
378
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,520
is it not a frightful coincidence
that she's always there
379
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,200
at the scene of the murder? Hmm?
380
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,360
I mean, have the police not
thought to ask themselves
381
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,160
whether it's more
than a coincidence? Shh!
382
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,000
ON TV: You, Mr Halliwell,
are the murderer.
383
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,920
There! I knew she'd get her man.
384
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,720
Ah, quelle surprise.
385
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,600
Now, what were you saying?
386
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,200
The photograph was in Weymouth,
387
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,080
whereas Lucy said it was
in Cornwall.
388
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,800
Now, look,
it could be a harmless mistake,
389
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,040
but Kitty rather seems to think
it means something.
390
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,480
Foul play?
391
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,440
Let me see this photograph!
392
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,120
Alison,
393
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,200
I'm sorry about what I said.
394
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,920
You're right, I was just jealous.
395
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,920
I think it's so wonderful
that you're helping her.
396
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,520
That's what sisters do, isn't it?
397
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:12,200
So if I can help you help her,
I'd love to.
398
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,080
Thank you, Kitty.
399
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,080
I knew you'd come round eventually.
400
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,360
No problem.
401
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:21,200
I love Lucy now
and I trust her completely.
402
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,440
Hm.
403
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,040
And you're certain?
404
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:33,200
I'm absolutely sure of it.
It's the pillbox, you see?
405
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,600
Now, I remember it vividly. Hmm.
406
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,720
Well, if you want to convince
someone you're their sister,
407
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,880
then a photograph of their father is
certainly an ingenious way to start.
408
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:47,600
But is it possible
to fake a photograph?
409
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,640
Oh, yes, you can
do anything with Photoshop.
410
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,440
Yes, take it to the photo shop,
411
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,760
they cut out the negative
and then...
412
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,440
No, it's computer software.
413
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,800
You can take someone's face,
414
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,160
for example,
the Leader of the Opposition,
415
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,160
and put it on the body
of, let's say, a donkey.
416
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,920
Print it up as a Christmas card,
send it to everyone in the Commons,
417
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,200
you've got yourself a Yuletide jape!
418
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,000
Great days.
419
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,720
Let me show you how it works.
420
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,480
Here, don't kick me...
421
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,040
Face front, Mary.
422
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,040
There we go. ALL: Oh!
423
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,600
See? Oh, that's like
the thumb trick.
424
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,000
Thumb...? Oh!
425
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,440
Ha...
426
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,000
ARGH! Ah!
427
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,640
Oh, for a moment there, you did a...
428
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,680
Hey... Argh!
429
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,280
Oh, I see, it's just a...
430
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,320
Hey... Argh! Oh...
431
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,760
Right. So we know it can be done,
432
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:42,040
but where on Earth would Lucy have
got a photograph of Alison's father?
433
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,400
That's it!
434
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,760
Down. Keep going. Keep going.
A little bit more.
435
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,520
That's it! Yes. Yes. Yes.
436
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,280
No, no, no, don't do "resume",
do "watch from start"!
437
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,600
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
438
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,120
Ah... Yes.
439
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:59,840
ON TV: Coming up on History's
Greatest Plots...
440
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,920
DOOR OPENS
441
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,800
Oh... Oh, you all right?
442
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,760
OUT OF BREATH:
Just been...round the house...
443
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,800
..chasing a...drone.
444
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,160
Do you mind coming with me
to meet Lucy?
445
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,200
She says she needs
the transfer today.
446
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,800
Can't you do it on your phone?
447
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,200
Well, I don't know.
It's, like, kind of a big deal.
448
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,240
I want to toast it with her. Yeah.
449
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,080
Yeah? Good idea. OK.
450
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,440
Rest up.
451
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,360
I need water. I need some water.
452
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,840
It's coming up here. Get ready.
453
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,440
I'm ready, I'm ready! Get ready!
454
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,600
It's around here...
455
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,480
There you are. Oh, God.
456
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,000
Where did you get to? Shh!
457
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,080
This is important! We think
Lucy might be up to no good!
458
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,320
What? Yeah. Now!
459
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,760
Halt, halt, halt! Pause!
460
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,240
Ah!
461
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,160
There.
462
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,000
Oh, no. It be facing t'other way.
463
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,680
ROBIN: But he have same beard.
No, it's turned the other way.
464
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,080
But beard is... Not so fast.
465
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,560
Huh?
466
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,440
It's all a matter of perspective.
467
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,160
When one looks at the reflection...
468
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,560
..the face is identical.
469
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:07,040
Ah, she flipped it. Good Lord.
470
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,840
So she saw Alison
on the television...
471
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,080
ALISON: It was, um, inherited
through my dad's side...
472
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,640
..learned that she was an orphan
473
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,920
in possession of an
impressive country estate...
474
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:20,320
..so, with no living relatives...
475
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,040
..tracked down the address...
476
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,040
Hi.
477
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,560
..ingratiated herself...
478
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,080
Do you take sugar? One, please.
479
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,280
Same as me.
480
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,120
..and used a doctored photograph
481
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:34,080
to make Alison believe
they were sisters.
482
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,720
Is this when he was living
in Cornwall?
483
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,000
Yeah.
484
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,680
Looks like I have a sister.
485
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,640
Good Lord.
486
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:48,080
Oh... Which all begs the question -
what does she want?
487
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,480
What does she want?
488
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,760
We have to warn Alison!
Yes. Come on!
489
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,160
Ah!
490
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,520
Oi, wait, hey!
491
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,080
Don't forget about me...!
492
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,640
GHOSTS CLAMOUR
493
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,240
We've got to find her! Kitty! Kitty!
494
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,440
Where's Alison?
495
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,920
She and Mike have gone to give
Lucy all of their savings.
496
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:07,480
Come on! GHOSTS CLAMOUR
497
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,920
POP MUSIC PLAYS ON CAR RADIO
498
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,880
GHOSTS SHOUT
499
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:19,640
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
500
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,560
POP MUSIC PLAYS ON CAR RADIO
501
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:31,120
GHOSTS SHOUT
502
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,320
No!
503
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,960
This is unbelievable.
504
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,760
You guys are so kind.
505
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,600
I was literally about
to lose the lease.
506
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,320
Well, what's family for?
507
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,960
I mean, it's like it was fate.
508
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,160
If you hadn't been on TV, and
I hadn't happened to have seen it,
509
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,320
then we never would have
found each other.
510
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,480
Imagine if Dad could see us.
511
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,280
OK, so, er...
512
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,640
Account name.
513
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,520
Should I put Lucy, or....
514
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,520
..is that not your real name?
515
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,360
No!
516
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,760
Somebody do something!
517
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,880
We have to improvise! Yes, and...?
518
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,720
Not that kind of improvise, Mary!
519
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,760
Kick me. What?
520
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,320
Kick me. Really?
521
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,880
There comes a time when the great...
522
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,160
Ah!
523
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,560
Aliso-o-o-on!
524
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,920
Oh... Oh, my God. What?
Stop! Come back!
525
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,240
It's about Lucy!
526
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,200
Yeah, that's pretty clear.
527
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,320
And we've got your bank details, so
I'm sure the police can work it out.
528
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,760
Why me?
529
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,520
Don't take it personally.
530
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,520
CAR DOORS SHUT
531
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,240
What a day.
532
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,120
Give me a sec.
533
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,080
Take your time.
534
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,520
I'm sorry you lost
the sister you never had.
535
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,520
You're the sister I never had.
536
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,880
I want to give you a hug.
537
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,400
You're not going to like it.
538
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,120
Oh, who cares?
539
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,840
Oh...
540
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,440
Yes, you're right,
that was horrible.
541
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,120
Welcome home. Yeah.
542
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,000
Yes. Welcome back.
Welcome home. Yeah.
543
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,040
Glad you're back. Thanks, guys.
544
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,200
FANNY GASPS
545
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,600
There's been a murder!
546
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,880
Nobody is to leave this room
until...
547
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,760
Mike? Mike? Hmm? Budge up.
548
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,480
Might be an idea to lay off the
Murder, She Wrote for a bit.
549
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,240
Yes. Yes, I suppose I should.
550
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,480
Mm.
551
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:19,200
But well done on piecing it all
together. That was good, wasn't it?
552
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,600
GHOSTS: Yes. Good. Very good.
553
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,240
Truly remarkable, Fanny.
554
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,520
Dinner is served.
555
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,880
Ah. GHOSTS: Ooh!
556
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,320
Do you like it, Kitty?
557
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,600
I can't stop looking at it.
It's wonderful!
558
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,400
Beautiful, that. Marvellous.
559
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,280
A nice, long finish.
560
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:43,120
I'd love that. If only we could
actually eat. Mm. Mm.
561
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,560
Yes, and...
562
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,320
Mm! That was lovely.
563
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,760
There we go. Are you enjoying
your steak, Robin?
564
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:00,920
I'm not...
565
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,720
Yes...
566
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,960
..and...I very much
looking forward to pudding.
567
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,560
And what are you having
for pudding, Robin?
568
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,600
Yes, and berries,
569
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,000
yes, and cream.
570
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,680
Creamy berries. Lovely.
571
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,520
Cheers. Cheers.
572
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,160
Cheers, everyone. Cheers.
573
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,000
Cheers. Good health.
Cheers, everyone. Good health.
574
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,640
Down the hatch. Cheers. Cheers.
575
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,440
What are you drinking?
Pint of bitter.
576
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,880
You? Cheers.
577
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,920
A nice glass of port.
578
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,440
SPEECH FADES OUT
579
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,440
Stop! DRONE BUZZES
580
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,000
Stop! Stop!
581
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,760
Julian, what did you do?!
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