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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,829 So, on a scale of one to ten, 2 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:23,458 ten being the strongest, how are we doing on the nausea? 3 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,753 I'd say about... about an eleven. 4 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,422 You have any ringing in your ears? 5 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,424 _ - Hm? 6 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:33,218 Any ringing or... or buzzing of the ears? 7 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:38,307 You sound like you're underwater. 8 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:44,146 And any tingling sensations in your fingertips or toes? 9 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,150 In my mouth. 10 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:52,112 - You have tingling in your mouth? - In my mouth. 11 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,740 Interesting. You mind if I take a peek? 12 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,748 I bet you two wish you were in Group A, huh? 13 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,725 Sorry it didn't work out. 14 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,354 You said $1,750. 15 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:10,607 It's $1,750 if you do all eight days. 16 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:14,236 - It's a new policy. - New policy? Since when? 17 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,488 I was countin' on that scratch, man. 18 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,894 Sorry, kid. They're shaking things up in Carpetland again. 19 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,593 The whole department's getting the squeeze. 20 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,077 It's not like the glory days at CLR. 21 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,912 You know what? Fuck Naltech! 22 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,123 Fuck this office! Fuck you! 23 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,260 Fuck! 24 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,523 You got a smoke? 25 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,150 Yeah, sure. 26 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:59,364 I guess we both got the boot, huh? 27 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:07,539 I've been waiting 30 minutes for the 151. 28 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,624 Fuckin' blows. 29 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,461 151 doesn't run on Sundays. 30 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,629 It's Sunday? 31 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:29,019 You wanna come home with me? 32 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:32,147 You know, Sunday dinner. Mom always goes big. 33 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:36,067 I'll blow you too. After dinner. 34 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,829 Please don't look at me. 35 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,706 I'm not. 36 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:37,504 Oh, Jesus Christ. This sucks. 37 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,465 What's wrong with your hair? 38 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,343 What do you mean? 39 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,762 It's all shaved and stuff. 40 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:49,099 Hm. Don't worry about it. 41 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,435 I like his hair. 42 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,816 What? 43 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,609 I do. 44 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,288 What's your name again? 45 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:14,374 Bill. 46 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,917 Do you hate me, Bill? 47 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:20,547 Nope. 48 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,175 Good. 49 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,181 Oh, no. Come on. No, no! 50 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:31,308 No, no! Fuck! 51 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,727 Hit him! Hit him! 52 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:34,936 Stomp him! 53 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,354 Come on! 54 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,023 Oh, that's lousy! 55 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,233 Every year, man. I'm tellin' you... 56 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,819 I'm gonna go downstairs and shower in a few minutes. 57 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,024 Why don't you come meet me? 58 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:47,490 It's fuckin' impossible. It's impossible. 59 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:50,327 Do you like football? 60 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,287 - They don't draft well. - No. 61 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:56,166 Can't play defense, they don't draft, they don't ski. 62 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,590 Run! 63 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:06,468 "Ru. n' you mQQQr! ' Run! 64 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,261 - " Run, yeah! 65 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,598 - There it is! - Woohoo! 66 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,713 Ah! That was awesome. 67 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,299 Did you see that shit? 68 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,052 That was awesome! 69 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,846 So you really like my hair? 70 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:56,434 Or are you just making conversation? 71 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,560 Oh, Yeah! 72 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:11,032 Come on. Dance with me. 73 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,867 ♪ I met you on a springtime day 74 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,036 - ♪ You were mindin'... - Yeah? 75 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:20,041 ♪ And I was mindin' mine, too... 76 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,294 - Watch this. - ♪ Lady, when you looked my way 77 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,714 ♪ I had a strange sensation 78 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:29,634 ♪ And, darlin', that's when I knew 79 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:33,346 ♪ That it's sad to belong to someone else 80 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,141 ♪ When the right one comes along 81 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,267 ♪ Yes, it's sad... 82 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:40,520 I'm really glad you came to dinner. 83 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,440 ♪ When the right one comes along 84 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,904 ♪ Oh, I wake up in the night 85 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,532 ♪ And I reached beside me 86 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:57,203 ♪ Hopin' you will be there... ♪ 87 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,830 ' - MOW. - “ 88 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,750 What the fuck are you doing? 89 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,210 Why? Goddamn it! I hate you! 90 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,087 I hate you! 91 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,174 What the fuck is goin' on? 92 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,884 He was taking advantage of me. 93 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,680 She's tellin' stories, Bill. 94 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:16,931 That's the sauce talkin'. 95 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,893 Get the fuck out of my house, pervert. 96 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:21,686 Get out! 97 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,563 Oh, I'll kill him, Daddy. 98 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:24,856 Get him! 99 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,823 Where you gonna go, motherfucker? 100 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,533 You little pervert punk! 101 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,661 Come at me, you fuckin' cocksucker! 102 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,205 On, shit! 103 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,792 My food! 104 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,921 No! My window! You asshole! 105 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,799 You smashed my bay window! 106 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,759 He smashed our bay window! 107 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:53,885 Let's get him. 108 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,210 No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Now watch the glass, Bobber. 109 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,518 Call the cops! 110 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,816 Go on, call the cops! 111 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,902 Oh, crud. 112 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,329 Nice save, cum-catcher. 113 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,665 Yeah, too bad Coach doesn't have a bukkake team, retard, 114 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,417 you could probably get a full-ride. 115 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,544 Yeah, you could major in suckin' dick. 116 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,300 No, leave it! It's a good look for you. 117 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,845 Yeah, it gets me hard. All that goo everywhere. 118 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:24,100 Are you gonna eat that? Cos my dick is starving. 119 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,425 He didn't get enough calories at breakfast this morning. 120 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,365 Ah, fuck! 121 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,661 Where'd you get this dumb fuckin' sandwich, retard? 122 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,181 You know it's a loser-ass sandwich, D. 123 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,166 There's just plain white paper on the motherfucker. 124 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,419 Dude, tell me I didn't get some of this shit on my tracksuit. 125 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,213 Oh, Coach would kill you, Derrick. 126 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:02,263 I swear to God, if any of this toxic waste 127 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,098 gets on my tracksuit, 128 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,142 I'm gonna track down the Mexican who made it 129 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,727 and fucking kill his family! 130 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,606 God, fuck! 131 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,317 Let's fucking go. 132 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,493 Goddamn it! 133 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,346 One of these motherfuckers shit all over the bedding. 134 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,163 Now they're all covered. 135 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,831 Patty! 136 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,500 Yes, Mr. Hanley? 137 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,752 Get a rag and some soapy water and clean this up. 138 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,337 These fuckers gotta be show quality 139 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,673 if we're gonna move 'em up to the front window. 140 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,841 Like, hand soap from the bathroom? 141 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,678 No, get some fuckin' shampoo! We need 'em to shine! 142 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,348 Come on, move your ass! 143 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,722 I'm gonna fuck you so hard when we get back to Brando's. 144 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,247 Hey, look! I think retard's jealous! 145 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,977 What are you looking at, you fucking dog? 146 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:37,126 Oh, boy. That ground chuck has a real kick to it. 147 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,961 Did you do something different tonight? 148 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,422 - Take a sip of water, Norm. - Oh. 149 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,265 Ahh. 150 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,143 That's a-spicy. 151 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,978 I don't know what you're talking about. 152 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,065 You didn't spice it up a little bit? 153 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,400 It's just a little cumin. 154 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,403 No more than the recipe calls for. 155 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,780 Mom, what's cumin again? 156 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,365 Honey, let's not do this tonight. 157 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,534 Just eat your salad, please. 158 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:13,329 - Hey, um... shells are edible. - Mm. 159 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:16,290 Anybody tried their shell yet? 160 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,836 And why are you not eating? 161 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:23,673 - Something happen at school? - Mom, why are you doing this? 162 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,800 Why are you trying to pry, OK? 163 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,325 It's, like, pry, pry, pry with Yo"- 164 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,638 No one's prying, Kev. Your mom just asked you a question. 165 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,043 You need to take it down a notch. 166 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,808 You are spazzing. 167 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,894 - Dad! - Patty, cool it. 168 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,940 - So, how was school today? - Oh, my God. 169 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,775 Is it always gonna be an inquisition? 170 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,277 What did you do today? Hmm? 171 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,587 You better tame that tone, mister. 172 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,488 I'm done. May I be excused, please? 173 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,773 No, you may not. You're gonna sit there with all of us, 174 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,617 eat your taco salad and have dessert. 175 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,162 I got a chocolate cake. 176 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,665 Hey, Mom, can I go see a rock show with Sissy and Karen on Friday? 177 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,126 Sissy and Karen? That's a blast from the past. 178 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,611 I haven't heard you talk about them 179 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,021 since you dropped out of junior college. 180 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,505 What's the group? 181 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,650 Oh, they're this really cool group from New York City. 182 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,427 They're, um... really smart and stuff. 183 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,804 The music is almost educational. 184 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,431 What's the name of the group? 185 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,183 The Alliance. 186 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,934 Oh, I don't know. 187 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:20,229 That-that sounds pretty militant. The Alliance? 188 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,107 I don't like the sound of this New York militia music. 189 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,443 Come on, I never get to do anything fun! 190 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,070 Hey, you need to take it down a notch. 191 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,238 Shut the hell up, Kev! 192 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,825 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch the language. 193 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:38,080 All right? Now, rock concerts are bad news. 194 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,666 Plus, we don't want you around all those strobe lights. 195 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,792 That's true. 196 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,878 There's not gonna be any strobe lights. 197 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,130 Hey, here's an idea. 198 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,883 Why don't you invite Sissy and Karen over Friday night 199 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,068 and have a slumber party like old times. 200 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,552 We can play Party Farm. 201 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,946 Dad can whip up some homemade ice cream. 202 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,180 Hm-hm. 203 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,933 No one wants to play that baby stuff anymore, Mom. 204 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,100 I'm 20 years old. 205 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,644 Now who's spazzing? 206 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,978 Kevin, shut the eff up! 207 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,356 OK, you really need to take it down a notch. 208 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,351 ♪ Try to see me as I age 209 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,787 ♪ Things up there with silent rage 210 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,104 ♪ Disgusted with this human race 211 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,730 ♪ Slightly narrowed in a daze 212 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,276 ♪ Cancer that controls your mind 213 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,721 ♪ The cancer that consumes mankind 214 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:50,945 ♪ In a world so full of hate 215 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,822 ♪ Still it's just to procreate 216 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,409 ♪ No one listens, no one will 217 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,928 ♪ And wastes, you aren't as civilized 218 00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,955 ♪ No match, no conviction in their eyes 219 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,211 ♪ Fanatical religious right 220 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,647 ♪ Prayer with you because you're white 221 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:09,911 ♪ Pro-white virgin, now or never 222 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,726 ♪ Hold your breath, hold your last breath... 223 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,410 ♪ See behind, behind the crossing... 224 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:17,972 ♪ Get lost you hypocrite 225 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,349 ♪ We've had enough of your bullshit... 226 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,066 ♪ No conviction in their eyes, no ♪ 227 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,076 Jesus Christ, lady. 228 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,912 It's a check, not 100-dollar bill. 229 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,127 May I see a second form of ID? 230 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,588 No, fuck you. Don't be a cunt. 231 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,635 - What did you just say? - You heard me the first time. 232 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,803 You're just not used to anybody challenging 233 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,805 your fuckin' psychological warfare. 234 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:04,018 Now get my cash before I have you fired for discrimination. 235 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,985 Are you trying to buy some drugs? 236 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,621 Damn, this white boy all business. 237 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,793 Yo, get away from my fuckin' door. 238 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:32,129 Hey, keep these fuckin' kids away from my door! 239 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,434 So my man, what you need? 240 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,228 Freestyle it. 241 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,904 Don't do that shit! 242 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,753 Oh, check this shit out. 243 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,850 Some wigger kid offloaded all this shit on me 244 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,935 for a pound of schwag. 245 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,521 Any of these motherfuckers worth anything? 246 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:34,024 Yeah, this Neumann here. You hit the jackpot. 247 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:38,195 Shit, man, make me an offer. It's priced to scoot. 248 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,448 OK, cool. Give me a week. 249 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,533 I gotta dump this shit. 250 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,285 All right. 251 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,078 Well, shit, you wanna stick around? 252 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:49,331 - Smoke a joint? - I can't. 253 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,001 It fucks with my motivation. 254 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,084 Are you fucking kidding me? 255 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,268 I think I'm in love. 256 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,980 Would you look at this clam? 257 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,443 Man, I'm glad the bush making a comeback. 258 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,488 Shit, it's about fuckin' time. 259 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,782 You might want to check out page 69. 260 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,743 I think you'll be interested in page 13. 261 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,125 My man. 262 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,086 You want a hot dog? 263 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,674 No. 264 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:23,926 Let me get a... let me get two packs of Royals. 265 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,553 Royals? 266 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,518 Don't sweat, man. What the fuck I care? 267 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,983 Man, didn't I tell you not to fucking come in here again? 268 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,109 Huh? 269 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,652 Come on. Motherfucker! 270 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,633 You seen anyone suspicious running around back here? 271 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,598 You see this creep, 272 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,143 dial the number at the bottom of the flyer. 273 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,822 I knew I recognized you. 274 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,744 You were in my Music Appreciation course at the J.C. before I quit. 275 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,872 Yeah? 276 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,001 Professor Babcock threw a stapler at you. 277 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,339 OK, yeah. 278 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:55,929 Your hair was longer then. Like this. 279 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,062 But other than that, you look the same. 280 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,648 You look the same too. 281 00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:08,984 Thanks. 282 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,361 It's not really a compliment. 283 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,952 Where do you work, the ice cream shop? 284 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:21,955 I Wish. 285 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,416 The Pet Zone next door. 286 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,974 So what are you doin' out here? What, are you on break or somethin'? 287 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,802 Mr. Hanleyjust let me go. 288 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,263 What, like you got fired? 289 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:40,432 Well, Michigan's raising the minimum wage, 290 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,352 so he's gonna go back to cleaning the animal cages himself 291 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,187 until the economy gets back on its feet. 292 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,398 Jesus Christ, that's what he fuckin' told you? 293 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:52,069 Uh-huh. 294 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:55,697 So, I'm guessing that's not chocolate chip on your smock. 295 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,540 You're funny. 296 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:11,630 Look, you got some place around here we can go? 297 00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,177 Mm. 298 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:42,286 You can't smoke in here. My dad's allergic. 299 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,496 Fuck your dad. 300 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,594 Is that your mom? 301 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:01,471 - Yeah. - Yeah. 302 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,057 What, is she a bull dyke? 303 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,686 - What do you mean? - I mean, does she eat pussy? 304 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,439 You see, the haircut gives it away. 305 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:14,401 It makes her look like a real pro muff-diver. 306 00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,198 Is that your brother? 307 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:22,034 - Yeah, that's Kevin. - Oh. 308 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:24,536 He looks like a faggot. 309 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,205 Well, he's not homosexual. 310 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,916 Yeah, I'm sure he just looks queer. 311 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,422 You the oldest? 312 00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,508 Yeah. 313 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,177 Kevin's adopted. 314 00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:41,303 No shit? 315 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:43,764 Imagine that. 316 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,892 The old barren bull dyke adopting a little fag kid 317 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:51,021 just doing her part for society and shit. 318 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,984 Come on. 319 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,077 You want something to drink? 320 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,664 Sure, what do you got? 321 00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:12,834 Water, ice tea, cherry juice box... 322 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,088 That's a pretty weak-ass selection. 323 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:20,676 - How 'bout a couple of beers? - Sorry, Dad's allergic. 324 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:23,428 To cigarette smoke and alcohol? 325 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,013 Yeah. 326 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:28,684 Jesus fuckin' Christ. How does he cope? 327 00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,769 What do you mean? 328 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,605 I mean, how does he cope in this loser fuckin' family 329 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,066 without some kind of vice? 330 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,406 What's a vice again? 331 00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,827 You know, I can't figure you out. 332 00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:53,542 You got shit for brains and zero personality, 333 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:57,379 but you lose those glasses and that shit-peppered smock, 334 00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,589 hell, I could probably get hard. 335 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:07,973 You know I'm fuckin' with you, right? 336 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,440 Take off your glasses. 337 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,950 Let your hair down. 338 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,791 Shake it out. 339 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,673 Now take off that stupid fuckin' smock. 340 00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:03,153 Why did you bring me to your house? 341 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:06,656 I don't know. 342 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:07,783 Bullshit. 343 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:14,581 I think you know exactly why you brought me here. 344 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,253 You got a boyfriend? 345 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,005 No. 346 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,007 Girlfriend? 347 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,592 No. 348 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,928 I don't give a shit if you suck pussy like your mom. 349 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:30,097 I got a thing for dyke bitches. 350 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,932 No, I'm not homosexual. 351 00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:38,271 You know I'm still fuckin' with you, right? 352 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,904 You need to take it down a notch. 353 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:51,118 What is that supposed to mean? 354 00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:02,879 Look, I owe you one. 355 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:06,967 You name it. 356 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:10,137 Deal? 357 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:19,980 Think about it. 358 00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,901 - Patty? - That's my mom. 359 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:28,697 I could use your help with the grocery bags, please. 360 00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:33,034 Oh! my' 361 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,665 Mm. 362 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,126 That is fuckin' delicious, Connie. Thank you. 363 00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:42,520 - I was half starved. - Dad, he just... 364 00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,384 You're gonna let him get away with that F-bomb? 365 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:48,758 - Quiet, Kev. - Yeah. Quiet, Kev. 366 00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:52,888 - Shut up, retard. - That's enough, Kevin. 367 00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,390 - What do you call this again? - Chicken cordon bleu. 368 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:56,808 It's fantastic. 369 00:32:56,933 --> 00:33:00,812 Well, it was frozen. It's not like she made it herself, so... 370 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,398 Tame that tone, Kev. You're on thin ice! 371 00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:07,402 Kevin, you're at an eight, and you need to be at about a three. 372 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,237 I'm sorry. He's usually not so aggressive. 373 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:10,572 It's fine. It's fine. 374 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:14,159 I'm just not used to cooking of this caliber. 375 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,871 You see, in Africa our rations are very meager. 376 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,457 - Africa? - My parents are missionaries. 377 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:24,461 We've, uh... spent the last three years building churches in Tanzania. 378 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:25,962 Oh! my' 379 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:31,009 If you survived on a diet of ugali and, uh, sweet potatoes for three years, 380 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:35,222 you'd understand why I'm so ecstatic about your mom's cordon bleu. 381 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,140 - What's ugali? - Don't worry about it. 382 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,311 - So what's with the haircut? - Stop prying. 383 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,437 Stop frothing. 384 00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:44,562 Another word and you both can forget about dessert. 385 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,274 You know, there's no dessert in Tanzania. 386 00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:51,279 You know, I've always dreamed of doing missionary work. 387 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:56,826 Uh... seeing the world or really making a difference. 388 00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:59,454 Well, you know, nothing's, uh... nothing's stopping you 389 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,957 from enlisting on Team Jesus, Norm. 390 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:05,752 In fact, I'm rounding up a fresh batch of apostles as we speak. 391 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:07,629 Oh, well, uh, uh... 392 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:11,216 I was thinking more down the line, you know, after I retire. 393 00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:14,678 It's good to have a purpose. 394 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:18,390 But if there's any other way we can help... 395 00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:22,310 Actually, um... I'm in need of a host family for the week. 396 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,104 I beg your pardon? 397 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,106 He's looking for somewhere to stay, Norm. 398 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,440 Oh! 399 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:30,402 You see, when we moved to Tanzania, my parents, they sold the house. 400 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:32,988 They donated the money to the church. 401 00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:36,408 Our, uh... regular host family's out of town, 402 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:39,411 so I've been sleeping on the couch in the church 403 00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:40,537 for the past two nights. 404 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:43,331 He can stay in Kevin's room on the top bunk. 405 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,666 No frickin' way! 406 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:47,711 Take it down a notch, Kev. 407 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,297 What do you think? 408 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:54,009 Yeah, I have no problem with it. I'm happy to help. 409 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:57,429 This blows! Don't I get a say? 410 00:34:57,554 --> 00:34:59,848 What's with all the hostility, rager? 411 00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:01,308 I'm not "raging". 412 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,226 I just don't want to bunk with some creep 413 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,621 - with a half-shaved head, OK? - That's it. You're grounded. 414 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,355 - Grounded? - Grounded with no pudding. 415 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,942 Connie, it's fine, really. 416 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:13,028 - I know what's wrong with Kev. - You do? 417 00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,739 Sure. It's obvious. 418 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:18,408 Hey, new guy, do me a favor, don't call me Kev. 419 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,076 You've been here, like, five minutes. 420 00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,912 Zip it, mister, right now. 421 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,540 Look, I don't mean to be forward, but, um... 422 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:28,877 I noticed that there wasn't any family prayer prior to the meal. 423 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,253 Is that common? 424 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:33,423 Well, yeah, I guess. 425 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,468 OK, well, would you mind if I, uh... 426 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:40,930 led us in a, a prayer just a, just a simple... 427 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,599 Uh, of course not. Thank you. 428 00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:44,893 - We'd be honored. - Sure. Great. 429 00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:47,854 All right, everybody, grab hands. 430 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,940 Grab hands, OK? 431 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:55,654 Kevin. 432 00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:04,913 Dear Lord, we thank you for this bountiful and nourishing meal on the table before us. 433 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,875 May it strengthen and refresh our earth bodies 434 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,879 so that we may follow your example for yet another day. 435 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,965 Please bless Connie, who has prepared this feast 436 00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:19,219 with loving hands, as well as her life partner, 437 00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:22,722 Norman, who invites you into his heart 438 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:25,600 and hopes to one day be called to Tanzania 439 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,645 where he can make a difference. 440 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:32,148 And please bless Patty, whose kindness and hospitality 441 00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:34,067 has allowed me into this home 442 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:39,030 where I can spread your wisdom amongst these souls. 443 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:42,659 And please, bless and watch over Kevin, 444 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:44,411 who especially needs your guidance 445 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,038 during his rebellious years, 446 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:50,291 as he continues to lash out and alienate himself 447 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:53,628 from those around him. 448 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:58,466 Allow him to grow in grace and knowledge of you, 449 00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:03,555 and guide him in his search for his birth parents, 450 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,933 who must one day hope to see his face, 451 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:12,272 just as he longs to see theirs. 452 00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:15,650 - Wait, what? - In Jesus' name, we pray. 453 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,610 - Mom? - Uh... 454 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,696 Amen. 455 00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,119 Sorry my room is a pig sty. 456 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:30,582 Your family gives me a fuckin' migraine. 457 00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:32,751 I've never seen Kev break down like that. 458 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:33,918 I feel bad for him. 459 00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:35,688 Look, it's about time somebody got straight with him. 460 00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:36,713 I mean, Jesus Christ. 461 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:39,158 When were they gonna fuckin' tell him, on their death beds? 462 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:43,928 You want a zinger? 463 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,764 No, thanks. I've got my own. 464 00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:48,057 - Oh? - Mm-hm. 465 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,478 I'm on five different medications. 466 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,732 Jesus fucking Christ. 467 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:57,776 You want to listen to some records? 468 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,821 Knock yourself out. 469 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,990 Thanks for including me in your prayer. 470 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,241 I thought that was sweet. 471 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,911 You actually bought that shit? 472 00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:09,037 Bought what? 473 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,082 That church bullshit? 474 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,169 You mean you told a lie? 475 00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,087 Yeah. 476 00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:21,341 Why would you lie about Tanzania? 477 00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:22,550 Fuck Tanzania. 478 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,595 Look, I needed a place to hole up. 479 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,806 - Your house is perfect. - Why is it perfect? 480 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,851 Because nobody'|| look for me here. 481 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,103 - Like those policemen? - Yeah. 482 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,105 Well, why were they looking for you? 483 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,274 Because I like to burn shit. 484 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:45,323 You wouldn't burn our house down, would you? 485 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:46,449 No. Fuck that. 486 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,701 Come on, I wouldn't pull any weak shit like that. 487 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:57,001 Hey, remember when you said that you owed me one? 488 00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:59,754 Yeah, cos it was, like, an hour ago. 489 00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:02,257 Well, I know what I want. 490 00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:03,424 All right, hit me. 491 00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:08,054 I want you to take me to The Alliance concert on Friday night. 492 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,306 You would. 493 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:13,226 Bunch of fuckin' posers. 494 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:16,312 Yeah, but PSYOPS is opening for them, and they're my favorite band. 495 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:20,567 There is no fucking way PSYOPS would play a show 496 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:21,892 with a band like The Alliance. 497 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:25,405 No, it's true! 498 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,244 Some kid was handing out flyers downtown a few days ago. 499 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,788 What the fuck is this? 500 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,334 How the fuck did you know about PSYOPS? 501 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:42,005 Well, my friends Sissy and Karen turned me onto them. 502 00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:44,210 I've got all their seven inches, all their cassettes. 503 00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,508 - Every one. - No, you don't. 504 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:46,759 Look! 505 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,347 I even had to make a dub of "Dinner In America" 506 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,558 because my Boombox chewed up the original. 507 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,143 ♪ Mom and Dad 508 00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,395 ♪ Conversations that make you sad 509 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,731 ♪ A lot of talking and endless dread 510 00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,399 ♪ Just shove it in and off to bed... 511 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:04,277 Oh, I love John Q. He's my favorite of my favorites! 512 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,403 Knock it off. 513 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,990 Knock it off. You're getting yourself all worked up. 514 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,409 You know, John Q. wears a ski mask when they play. 515 00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,934 Yeah, everybody fuckin' knows that. 516 00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:15,830 Will you knock it off? Stop flailing around! 517 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,832 It's so cool. It's like, it's top secret. 518 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,378 - You wanna know my secret? - No. 519 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,671 Oh, come on. It's a good one. 520 00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:25,798 I don't give a shit. 521 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,635 I write John Q. love letters. 522 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,345 What the fuck are you talking about? 523 00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:33,890 Well, they're more like poems. Love poems. 524 00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:36,768 - ♪ Dinner in America... ♪ - I write him one every week. 525 00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:41,731 Oh, my God. I can't believe I just told you that. 526 00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:44,317 Is that weird? Do you think I'm weird? 527 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,449 Where's your fuckin' bathroom? 528 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:24,941 Simon? Are you doing a number two? 529 00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:28,027 Because, um... if you need some extra toilet tissues, 530 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:31,823 I can grab some for you from the closet in the hall. 531 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,788 Which one of you cunts set this up? 532 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,670 - He did. - Fuckin'... 533 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:29,148 - Hey, hey, you pricks! - Get the fuck off me, Simon! 534 00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:30,548 I'm about to call the cops. 535 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:31,883 Shove it up your ass, Lou! 536 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,968 You're always about to call the fuckin' cops. 537 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:37,305 I'm serious! You order something or take a fuckin' hike! 538 00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:40,641 - Then I demand a cup of coffee! - Coffee? 539 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,351 Does this look like a men's shelter? 540 00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:43,620 You order something off the dinner menu! 541 00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:47,982 Jesus fucking Christ, Lou! Just get the coffee! 542 00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:50,443 Lady, you mind your own fuckin' business, 543 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,445 and you and me, we're gonna get along fine. 544 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,407 The Alliance? 545 00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:59,869 You assholes wanna play eyeliner punk for a bunch of 14-year-old girls? 546 00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:02,181 Fuck, man. Someone's gotta call the shots when you're MIA. 547 00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:06,167 MIA? How about gettin' scratch for our next record, Seth? 548 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,960 Feel free to chip in at any point. 549 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,755 - So you got the money? - I don't wanna fuckin' talk about it. 550 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,674 You junkie fuck! You spent it all on dope, huh? 551 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,985 You better reel him the fuck in. 552 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,844 - What a load of shit! - What a load of shit? 553 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,179 You're a load of shit, Morgan! 554 00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:20,598 In the last four months, you've kicked in, what, 50 bucks 555 00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,100 and that piece of shit PA head? 556 00:43:22,225 --> 00:43:23,601 Fuck you! That PA is 300 watts. 557 00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:26,104 Fuck you! Fuck your 300 watts, OK? 558 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,271 Fuck all of you! 559 00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,607 I'm the one floating this whole operation. 560 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,609 Do you know how much blood I need to give 561 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,361 to the fuckin' vampires at the lab 562 00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:35,947 just to get our masters out of this hostage situation? 563 00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:37,549 Yeah. Everyone just calm the fuck down. 564 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,534 - No. Why don't you calm the fuck down? - Yeah? 565 00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:41,470 We still gotta do the jackets, press the fuckin' vinyl. 566 00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:42,745 That's another three grand. 567 00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:46,999 Look, Eddie Sorvino called me last week, OK? 568 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,336 Monty played him the Majestic Twelve session, and he fucking flipped. 569 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:53,381 - That's how this whole thing started. - Shut the fuck up, Morgan! 570 00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:56,342 He wants us to play this gig with The Alliance, OK? 571 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,594 See if we're a good fit, feel us out. 572 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,681 If the band likes us, we're in for the last leg of the tour. 573 00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,182 "If the band likes us?" 574 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:07,186 Plus he said he'd cover our dupes and get us square with Monty. 575 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:10,189 Sorvino knows we're good. He thinks we can go places. 576 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:13,442 Go places? We're not fuckin' sailors. 577 00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:14,777 We're a punk rock band. 578 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,530 Hey, asshole! This could be our big fucking break, OK? 579 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:21,450 Our big break? What the fuck are you talking about? 580 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,622 Look, you guys want to play puppet show 581 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:29,083 on Eddie Sorvino's little circus tour, 582 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:32,503 go right ahead, but leave me the fuck out of it. 583 00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:34,630 - How about we vote on it? - It's not a democracy. 584 00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:36,924 I vote we play the fucking show. 585 00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:38,843 Me too. 586 00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:41,304 What about you, Donovan? 587 00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:44,932 Yeah, Donnie. What about you? 588 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,562 Fucking Christ, I thought we went over this? 589 00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:55,484 - What's with you? - Quaaludes. 590 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,282 That's a good boy. 591 00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:05,786 You don't want to play to a sea of cellphones, do ya? 592 00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:08,623 Bunch of pussies doing the stand and stare. 593 00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:13,211 That's not what music is, is it? 594 00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:14,837 No. 595 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,381 Goddamn it, lady! 596 00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:20,760 Go back to your shrimp basket, mind your own fuckin' business! 597 00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:23,137 That's it! All you punks out! 598 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,514 Now! Move! 599 00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:32,230 Take the scarecrow with ya. 600 00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:35,650 So why the fuck did you guys cancel the secret show on Friday? 601 00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:37,586 Cos we want to save your juice for The Alliance gig. 602 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:40,321 Stop talking about it like it's fuckin' happenin'. 603 00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:42,156 It's making me nauseous. 604 00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:46,244 You assholes get the show back on or we're fuckin' done! 605 00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:48,037 I'll call you Friday at noon. 606 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:50,957 Yo, the heat came by the lockout again. 607 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:53,167 They got a real hard-on for you, man. 608 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:55,962 Yeah? And what the fuck did you tell them, Morgan? 609 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,839 Same old, same old, that we only know you as John Q. 610 00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:03,094 We said you quit, but I don't think they bought it. 611 00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:05,471 You're in some deep shit, Simon. 612 00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:09,058 Check this out. 613 00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:12,144 They upped the reward. 614 00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:16,774 5,000 bucks? Damn! 615 00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,944 They said you assaulted some lady. Tried to burn her house down? 616 00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:22,780 That's fuckin' bullshit. 617 00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:25,199 They've been using this crummy sketch for two years. 618 00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:26,802 At least they don't have your real name. 619 00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:29,120 Yeah, except now they're on to me. 620 00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:30,288 How do you know? 621 00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:31,807 Because there was an unmarked squad car 622 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:35,042 outside one of my crash pads, that's how I know, 623 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:37,211 which means somebody fucking narced. 624 00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:39,297 - Don't look at me! - I am lookin' at you. 625 00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,102 Hey, hey. Cool it, man. He didn't say shit! 626 00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:42,800 Man, how the fuck do you know? 627 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:45,553 I don't fuckin' trust anybody right now! 628 00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:47,555 Come on. Don't be paranoid. 629 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,433 - You need a new place to crash? - Not with you assholes. 630 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:51,892 You want the keys to the van then? 631 00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:53,227 No. I'm set. 632 00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:55,813 You're sure? 633 00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:59,442 Man, you wouldn't believe me even if I told you. 634 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:11,430 Fucking cool it, rager! 635 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:14,266 - Fuck! - You ruined everything! 636 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,685 Calm down or I'm gonna fuckin' pop you! 637 00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:17,812 Get off me! 638 00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:19,271 You wasted my fucking tall boy. 639 00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:22,233 I hate you! 640 00:48:22,358 --> 00:48:23,835 You know, you've got it pretty fuckin' good here 641 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,695 for an adopted kid, so you better quit your bitchin'. 642 00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:29,115 Look at that bunkbed. It's fuckin' tits. 643 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,534 You got a keyboard. And what the fuck are those? 644 00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:33,953 - Hmm? Gerbils? - Guinea pigs, asshole! 645 00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:35,078 Whatever. 646 00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:37,706 You know, your fuckin' problem isn't that you're adopted, 647 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:39,959 it's that you're uptight. 648 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:43,754 I mean, fuck, kid, what, do you need some weed or somethin'? 649 00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:47,883 You mean marijuana? 650 00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:04,233 You all right? 651 00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:09,914 How am I supposed to know when that kicks in? 652 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,659 Let me see those globes. 653 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:17,079 Oh, yeah. You're fuckin' pie-eyed, buddy. 654 00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:20,040 - Huh? - You're baked. 655 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:24,545 - Right now? - Yeah. 656 00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:27,882 - You know how I can tell? - How? 657 00:49:28,007 --> 00:49:31,427 I'm not sensing any hostility comin' offa you. 658 00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:35,723 - That's weird. Right? - Hm-hm. 659 00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:41,103 Look, do you want a little advice? 660 00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:42,521 Sure. 661 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:47,151 You should be smokin' a gram of that shit every day. 662 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:51,530 - Won't I get hooked? - Hopefully. 663 00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:59,747 Look, |'mma set you up with a quarter, 664 00:49:59,872 --> 00:50:02,917 and then I'm gonna teach ya how to roll a nice, tight bomber. 665 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,587 Aw, thanks. 666 00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:12,551 Hey, did you turn the crickets up? 667 00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:17,973 Don't worry about the crickets. 668 00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:20,935 Yeah, you know, I think I'm stoned. 669 00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,521 Yeah, you're really fuckin' stoned. 670 00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:27,399 That shit burned out a minute ago and you're still taking hits off of it. 671 00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:55,636 Hey- 672 00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:57,680 Hey- 673 00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,267 Where is everybody? 674 00:51:03,018 --> 00:51:05,854 Dad's at the office, Mom took Kevin to high school. 675 00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:08,983 Hm. 676 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,237 You got any coffee left? 677 00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,491 It's cold. 678 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:18,843 I'm not supposed to have anything turned on 679 00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,286 when I'm alone at the house. 680 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,165 What are you doin'? 681 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:29,169 I am looking for my purpose. 682 00:51:29,295 --> 00:51:31,130 Your purpose? 683 00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:37,094 Mom says I need to find my purpose now that I lost my job at The Pet Zone. 684 00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:40,097 Look, she circled all the good ones. 685 00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:41,265 Let me see that. 686 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:44,602 Dishwasher? 687 00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:48,272 That's a shit job. 688 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:51,025 Yeah, that's what I said, but then Dad said that maybe 689 00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:52,750 I could work my way up to the prep table. 690 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,361 Oh, my God. 691 00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:58,157 That's so fuckin' bleak, it's makin' me lightheaded. 692 00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:03,329 Table washer at the food court in the mall? 693 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:10,377 God, that coffee taste like shit. 694 00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:14,465 It's Sanka. 695 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:22,389 - You got any scratch? - Huh? 696 00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:26,310 - Money? - Nope 697 00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:30,564 Mr. Hanley still owes me for two weeks. 698 00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:35,319 That motherfucker never cut you a check after he fired you? 699 00:52:35,444 --> 00:52:38,864 Mm-mm. 700 00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:42,284 Well, we're gonna pay him a little visit today. 701 00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:45,663 And then afterwards, I'm gonna let you buy me lunch. 702 00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,459 Hey, can we shoot hoops first? 703 00:52:58,133 --> 00:53:00,219 Dang! 704 00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:02,596 You're good at basketball! 705 00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:10,646 What do you say we play H-O-R-S-E? 706 00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:13,107 What do you say we play F-U-C-K instead? 707 00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:19,113 You ever played F-U-C-K before? 708 00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:27,579 Here's my spot, OK? 709 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:36,880 How come you clam up whenever I talk about fuckin'? 710 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,555 You ever make it with a guy? 711 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,740 Woohoo! 712 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:06,452 Your turn. 713 00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:12,624 All right, how 'bout this? 714 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:17,087 If I make this shot, then you give me a kiss. 715 00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:21,925 A tongue kiss. 716 00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:25,387 OK. 717 00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:28,557 Yeah? 718 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:31,602 Yeah. 719 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:49,119 What the fuck? 720 00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,705 Hey, you got a dead cat here. 721 00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:56,001 Yeah. It's been there since Monday. 722 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,462 So why the fuck don't you bury it or something? 723 00:54:58,587 --> 00:55:00,964 I don't know. I've just been, like, watching it. 724 00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:03,675 - Why? - I don't know. 725 00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:07,179 That's some creepy shit. 726 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,264 - It is? - Yeah. 727 00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:11,099 That's like serial killer shit. 728 00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:13,227 - It is? - Yeah. 729 00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,607 Do you think I'm weird? 730 00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:21,109 Oh, yeah. No, you're fuckin' weird. 731 00:55:21,235 --> 00:55:25,113 - Well, is weird cool? - In your case, no. 732 00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:29,284 - Well, do you think I'm cool? - I just said no. 733 00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:30,911 Huh? 734 00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:33,956 I'm fuckin' with you again. 735 00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,166 Let's go! 736 00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:45,592 So how much does this hand job owe you? 737 00:55:45,717 --> 00:55:48,262 Like, 400 bucks. 738 00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:51,014 What if I told you I could double that in a day? 739 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,183 - How? - Magic. 740 00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:56,186 Like, real magic? 741 00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:58,188 Shit, it's the pigs. 742 00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:03,193 - Well, here comes the 113. - Don't look. 743 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,623 Go. 744 00:56:16,748 --> 00:56:18,458 What the... one fuckin' step, come on! 745 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:21,461 Shit! 746 00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:29,636 - I'm gonna run. - No. 747 00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:33,181 They'll catch you. Cops are fast. 748 00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:43,108 They parked on the other side of the street. 749 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,359 What are they doin'? 750 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,695 Looks like they're eating burritos. 751 00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:58,624 Hey, fuckpie. You here for the deuce? 752 00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:01,376 Oh, she's ready to fuck, D. All hot and bothered. 753 00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:02,981 Just check out her candy-apple cheeks. 754 00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,631 What the fuck? 755 00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:07,556 Hey, this seat-sniffer pervin' on you, retard? 756 00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:08,884 No, he's my boyfriend. 757 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,053 That so? 758 00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:12,804 I'm not her boyfriend. 759 00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:17,559 - Retard's got a boyfriend. - Apparently, this faggot here. 760 00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,561 Shut the fuck up. 761 00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,855 Don't call her a retard. 762 00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,100 Can you believe this faggot? 763 00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:24,584 Yeah, he's got a faggot mouth on him, too. 764 00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,818 That's an awful lot of faggot talk comin' from two guys 765 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,755 that look like they're made for a Russian circle jerk. 766 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,419 Oh, you're dissing our tracksuits, faggot? 767 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:34,785 Yeah. I'm dissing your motherfuckin' tracksuits. 768 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,829 'Stop requested.' 769 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,086 That's what I thought, bitch. 770 00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:47,339 All you punk faggots got a lot of lip, but you can't back it up. 771 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,508 Hey, come on, D. We're gonna be late for practice. 772 00:57:56,056 --> 00:58:01,186 I hope he's got a decent cock, retard, cos he can't fight for shit. 773 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,563 We're still free after practice if you wanna fuck. 774 00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:25,419 Where are we going? 775 00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:29,464 Slow down! My legs aren't as long as yours. 776 00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:36,263 I'll give you everything in my pocket 777 00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:38,074 if you let me borrow your truck for an hour. 778 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:39,683 Far out, man. 779 00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:43,395 Shit, keep her all weekend. 780 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,564 Toss me that mini bat, too. 781 00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:51,903 Buckle up! I drive fuckin' nuts! 782 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:55,490 - It feels like we're on TV! - This ain't fuckin' TV! 783 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,122 Why are we at my house? 784 00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:06,084 Get your Polaroid, a trash bag and meet me out back. 785 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:25,771 Twist it up. 786 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,731 Let's go. 787 00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:35,530 What are they doin'? 788 00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:38,575 It's like they're warming up. 789 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,285 And stretching. 790 00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:47,084 Show 'em your tits. 791 00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:50,170 - Huh? - Lift up your shirt. 792 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:52,380 - No. - Just do it. 793 01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:05,185 Whoa! Check it. 794 01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:08,021 - Dude! - Oh, my God! 795 01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:09,523 Hey, hey! 796 01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,208 Where the fuck are you douchebags goin'? 797 01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:13,753 Uh, we'll be right back, Coach. We gotta take care of something. 798 01:00:13,819 --> 01:00:15,237 Yeah. 799 01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:22,619 - They're coming! - Good. 800 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:24,621 Lay down on those tackle dummies. 801 01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:27,124 - Why? - Trust me. 802 01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:28,959 No, on your tummy. Turn around. 803 01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:30,460 Try to look provocative. 804 01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:32,003 Huh? 805 01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:36,508 Oh. Oh, yeah. 806 01:00:39,886 --> 01:00:41,972 Dude, I told you she was in heat. 807 01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:43,515 Go. 808 01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:48,137 Let's double stuff this tard. 809 01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:49,980 Ah, fuck yeah. 810 01:00:56,444 --> 01:00:59,281 - Now what? - Strip 'em. 811 01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:23,597 Dump it right in the middle of this shit fuckin' sandwich. 812 01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:38,153 - Coach? - Huh? 813 01:01:38,278 --> 01:01:40,447 I think the equipment shed is on fire. 814 01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:43,617 Holy shit. 815 01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:49,039 Hold this. 816 01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:51,875 Wake up, cat fuckers! 817 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,045 Come here. It's a little memento. 818 01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:57,672 You ever call her a retard again, 819 01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:00,550 and this bitch is gonna haunt you for the rest of your fuckin' life. 820 01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:05,472 Catfuckers! 821 01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:10,810 Let's beat it. 822 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:23,281 Come on! Let's go! Woohoo! 823 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,670 Flicking' punk! 824 01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:39,506 What in the fuck is going on? 825 01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:42,092 Jesus fuck! Get up! 826 01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:43,677 Get up! 827 01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:49,349 - Fuck, yeah! - Fuck those jock assholes! 828 01:02:49,474 --> 01:02:52,102 Oh, my God! That was just like TV! 829 01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:55,021 Man, fuck TV! That was some raw ass shit! 830 01:02:55,146 --> 01:02:56,856 - Simon? - Yeah? 831 01:02:56,982 --> 01:03:00,402 - Are we going to jail? - Probably. 832 01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:15,875 Welcome to Pet Zone. How may I assist you today? 833 01:03:16,001 --> 01:03:18,545 - What are you doing here? - What do you mean? 834 01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:21,715 Why are you working here? 835 01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,883 Uh... I don't know what you mean. 836 01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,011 Where's your smock? 837 01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:28,096 Why are you putting stickers on the cat food? 838 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,432 - Mr. Hanley? - Yes? 839 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,686 Mr. Hanley, what... what is she doing here? 840 01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:40,275 You said that you were going back to cleaning out the cages yourself 841 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,486 because Michigan was raising the minimum wage. 842 01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:47,490 Look, Patty, you're a nice enough kid and all, 843 01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:50,327 but let's face it, you're a little slow. 844 01:03:52,412 --> 01:03:56,207 Too slow for what, this crummy ass pet store? 845 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,752 Where's her fuckin' check? 846 01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,147 Rebecca, why don't you, uh... 847 01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:02,982 head back to the grooming station and take your break. 848 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,966 Uh-uh. Don't you listen to this geezer. 849 01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:09,346 - I want you to stay put. - It's OK. 850 01:04:09,471 --> 01:04:12,140 Why do you keep fuckin' lookin' at her? 851 01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:15,727 I am not slow, Mr. Hanley, 852 01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:20,190 and I know where everything in this store is better than you! 853 01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:22,275 And especially her! 854 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,736 Where's the goddamn paycheck? 855 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:26,088 I told Patty I'd put it in the mail at the end of the week. 856 01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:30,992 - It is the end of the week! - I want my motherfucking check! 857 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,428 - You know what you want? - I'll have the Hawaiian. 858 01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:54,933 Hawaiian, huh? 859 01:04:56,309 --> 01:05:00,688 It has a pineapple ring and a slice of ham on top. 860 01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:02,816 What kind of sauce? 861 01:05:03,441 --> 01:05:05,485 Hm, I don't know. 862 01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:07,654 Hey, what kind of sauce comes on the Hawaiian? 863 01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:09,906 Like, a honey glaze. 864 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:20,333 All right, two Hawaiian sandwiches. 865 01:05:28,341 --> 01:05:31,177 You want some of my Jimbo fries? 866 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:35,014 Yeah, all right. 867 01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:42,897 - So, is this, like, a date? - Hmm? 868 01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:46,025 Are we on a date? 869 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,489 No, this is a shitty lunch. 870 01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:59,914 Besides, I thought you were in love with John Q. 871 01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:04,043 Yeah, but he's not real. He's just my music boyfriend. 872 01:06:06,004 --> 01:06:08,124 Well, I'm gonna take you to see PSYOPS tomorrow night. 873 01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:10,008 You're gonna see your music boyfriend. 874 01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:16,347 Well, is that a date? 875 01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:18,391 Yeah, it's a date. 876 01:06:25,023 --> 01:06:26,441 Simon? 877 01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:32,155 You can kiss me now. 878 01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:34,407 It's OK. 879 01:06:35,617 --> 01:06:37,368 I want you to. 880 01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:09,817 You can fuck off now. 881 01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:19,494 You're a real good kisser. 882 01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:23,998 Seriously. 883 01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:27,252 I would not have guessed that. 884 01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:31,047 Thanks. 885 01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:37,262 I guess all my practice with Kevin really pays off. 886 01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:45,061 What? 887 01:07:45,186 --> 01:07:48,147 Well, he's not my real brother. Duh. 888 01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,941 He's adopted. 889 01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:58,157 I'm just fucking with you. 890 01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,330 You need to take it down a notch. 891 01:08:06,457 --> 01:08:08,084 You need to take it down a notch. 892 01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:11,296 And you! You need to take it down a notch, too. 893 01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:23,182 - So much for job hunting, huh? - Fuck job hunting. 894 01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:28,104 I'll drive you around tomorrow in the truck. 895 01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:29,731 Sweet. 896 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:37,655 - Hey, you wanna go fuck around? - Yeah, sure. 897 01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,949 You like Whack-a-Mole? 898 01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,337 R on, baby 899 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,883 ♪ Oh, man 900 01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:04,140 ♪ You're making my crazy 901 01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:08,061 ♪ Really driving me mad 902 01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:13,232 ♪ That's all right with me 903 01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:18,112 ♪ It's really no fuss 904 01:09:20,114 --> 01:09:23,159 ♪ As long as you're next to me 905 01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:28,039 ♪ Just the two of us 906 01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:39,092 ♪ You're my, my, my, my kind of woman 907 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:49,352 ♪ My, oh my, what a girl 908 01:09:52,772 --> 01:09:58,486 ♪ You're my, my, my, my kind of woman 909 01:10:03,574 --> 01:10:05,868 ♪ And I'm down on my hands and knees 910 01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:11,833 ♪ Begging you please, baby, show me your world ♪ 911 01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:21,259 Pick something out. 912 01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:31,060 I want him. 913 01:10:37,608 --> 01:10:39,360 Wait in line. 914 01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:41,571 Where are you going? 915 01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:17,482 I hope Mom's not miffed we missed dinner. 916 01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,150 Thursday night is always a big hit. 917 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:21,486 What's Thursday? 918 01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:23,279 New England clam chowder. 919 01:11:24,530 --> 01:11:26,949 Fucking Christ. 920 01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:41,422 Hey, Simon? 921 01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:45,635 Yeah? 922 01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:51,307 Thanks for, like, the best day ever. 923 01:11:58,564 --> 01:12:00,650 I decided on a name for him. 924 01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:05,321 What? 925 01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:09,826 Chom by. 926 01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,624 Chom by. 927 01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:30,221 - You back for seconds, Kev? - Hm? 928 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:32,181 That chowder must've been tits, huh? 929 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:37,103 - Yo, what happened to your eye? - Don't worry about it. 930 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:44,235 What are you doing? Why aren't you wearing pants? 931 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,904 Oh, we should talk. Things have gotten a little crazy. 932 01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:49,824 Look, everything was OK 933 01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:52,535 until Mom and Dad ate some of Jill's brownies. 934 01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:55,037 Wait a minute. Who's Jill? 935 01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:58,040 - Hey - Jill. 936 01:12:58,165 --> 01:12:59,667 What's she doing here? 937 01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:05,047 - She's shy. - I'm not wearing pants. 938 01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:08,843 Why is she not wearing pants? 939 01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:11,345 Or underwear. Kev, you sinking the pink? 940 01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:14,765 Look, Simon, you were totally right, man. 941 01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:18,603 Everything changed for me when I started smoking pot. 942 01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:25,109 - What's the pink? - Vagina. 943 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,736 'So, what we're gonna do 944 01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:28,195 'is just whisk it all together, 945 01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:32,283 'and you want to whisk it together so that any of the... the cocoa powder 946 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,219 'and the cornstarch all get mixed with the granulated...' 947 01:13:34,243 --> 01:13:37,955 Hey, kids. He's making toffee. 948 01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:41,667 Dad? Are you OK? 949 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,713 Oh, yeah. 950 01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:47,548 How did the job hunt go? 951 01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:51,427 Oh, I don't know, I... 952 01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:53,930 I guess we'll see if anyone calls. 953 01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:56,599 Oh, don't they just hire you if they like you? 954 01:13:56,724 --> 01:13:59,936 Well, there were multiple candidates. 955 01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:03,356 Oh, hi, Simon. What happened to your face? 956 01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:06,609 I fell down the escalator at the shopping mall. 957 01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:09,612 Mm. 958 01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:13,491 You should go to the freezer, get the peas, put them on that eye. 959 01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:17,870 Yeah, I can't. Kev's guarding it like a hawk. 960 01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:19,664 That's his turf now. 961 01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:22,875 Oh. You know he has a girlfriend? 962 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,711 Yeah, I do. Jill. 963 01:14:25,836 --> 01:14:27,171 She's a real peach. 964 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:32,927 Look, Mom, Simon's gonna take me to a rock show on Friday night. 965 01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:35,763 Oh, we talked about that. 966 01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:39,183 We don't like rock concerts for her because of the strobe lights. 967 01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:41,468 There's not gonna be any fuckin' strobe lights, Connie. 968 01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:44,230 - You're thinking of a rave. - What's that? 969 01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:48,317 It's a bunch of drug addicts, glowsticks, shit fuckin' music. 970 01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:55,116 - Have you heard of the raves? - Oh, yeah. 971 01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:57,243 - Mom? - What? 972 01:14:57,368 --> 01:15:00,037 Why are you and Dad not wearing any pants? 973 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,750 I'm not sure. 974 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:34,196 What the fuck is going on in here? 975 01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:36,991 Is this provocative? 976 01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:41,162 I don't know what that is. 977 01:15:42,455 --> 01:15:45,249 Kill that ghetto blaster, will ya? 978 01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:57,053 Do you want to put your hands inside my sweatpants? 979 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:05,811 Look, how about a raincheck, hm? 980 01:16:05,936 --> 01:16:08,147 I don't even know if I can get hard right now. 981 01:16:08,272 --> 01:16:11,734 My face feels like fuckin' hamburger. 982 01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:15,029 What do you got in that maraca? 983 01:16:15,154 --> 01:16:17,782 - My EZ-Dose? - Yeah. 984 01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:20,076 Just my medications. 985 01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:21,827 Well, hook me up with Sunday and Monday. 986 01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:23,871 I'm fuckin' dyin' here. 987 01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:41,263 Fuck. 988 01:16:45,768 --> 01:16:48,020 Hey, Simon? 989 01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:49,438 Mm-hm. 990 01:16:50,648 --> 01:16:52,650 What's a raincheck? 991 01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:00,741 Simon? 992 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,873 Simon? 993 01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:15,381 Sim... 994 01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:19,288 You've gotta wake up. You've been asleep for eleven hours. 995 01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:23,097 Oh, fuck. Those pills are lethal. 996 01:17:25,558 --> 01:17:27,810 You blast those every day? 997 01:17:33,691 --> 01:17:35,151 Can you drive me to China Hut? 998 01:17:35,276 --> 01:17:36,777 I've got an interview in 30 minutes. 999 01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:42,491 All right. 1000 01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:50,708 Are we going in circles? 1001 01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:54,003 Cos that's the third time I've seen those garden gnomes. 1002 01:17:56,046 --> 01:17:58,883 Why do you keep looking at that house? 1003 01:17:59,008 --> 01:18:00,402 We're still going job hunting, right? 1004 01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:03,387 Man, fuck job hunting. Fuck China Hut. 1005 01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:05,806 Fuck America. 1006 01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:07,731 I mean, are you really excited to clean dishes 1007 01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:10,269 in the back of some shithole buffet? 1008 01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:19,278 Wait, what am I supposed to say if someone answers the door? 1009 01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:22,198 I don't know, just say you lost your dog. 1010 01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:23,800 Ask if they've seen it in the garden or some shit. 1011 01:18:23,824 --> 01:18:27,036 - Yeah, but I don't have a dog. - Yeah, I know. 1012 01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:29,496 It's just pretend. 1013 01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,957 Oh. OK. 1014 01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:35,878 Can the dog's name be Chomby? 1015 01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:38,422 Yeah. 1016 01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:04,156 Nobody is in here. 1017 01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:22,299 You're not gonna burn this house down, are you? 1018 01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:24,635 What? No. 1019 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,845 I live here sometimes. 1020 01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:34,311 Holy smokes, a real trap set. Can I play it? 1021 01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:36,272 Knock yourself out. 1022 01:19:39,984 --> 01:19:42,027 Yo. 1023 01:19:42,152 --> 01:19:45,739 Where? Where and when's the show? 1024 01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:50,202 All right, don't be late. 1025 01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:54,206 You suck at drums. 1026 01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:58,419 Yeah, I'm more of a singer. 1027 01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:00,838 You sing, huh? 1028 01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:03,007 Like what? 1029 01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:05,926 Oh, like, just, like, little songs I hear in my head. 1030 01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:08,262 Hey, whose equipment is all this? 1031 01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:10,514 - It was mine. - Really? 1032 01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,975 - Mm-hm. - You could play all these? 1033 01:20:17,271 --> 01:20:18,939 Come here. 1034 01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:21,900 I want to tell you something. Come here. 1035 01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:33,287 Are you all right? 1036 01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:37,041 Yeah, I just hit my elbow a little... 1037 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,710 and my ribs. 1038 01:20:42,212 --> 01:20:43,881 All right, listen. 1039 01:20:49,136 --> 01:20:51,388 I'm John Q. 1040 01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:54,391 What? 1041 01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:58,103 I'm John Q. from PSYOPS. 1042 01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:01,857 You're not John Q. Nobody knows who John Q. is. 1043 01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:06,612 Don't you think that maybe John Q. knows who John Q. is? 1044 01:21:08,781 --> 01:21:10,616 What? 1045 01:21:15,079 --> 01:21:17,081 Close your eyes. 1046 01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:21,752 Close 'em. 1047 01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:40,604 Open 'em. 1048 01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:47,736 Big deal. 1049 01:21:47,861 --> 01:21:50,072 Looks just like the one I had for Toboggan Club. 1050 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:53,742 Smell it. 1051 01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:00,457 Ugh. 1052 01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:03,043 It smells like the headphones on the hearing van. 1053 01:22:03,168 --> 01:22:05,295 That's the sweat of every show we've ever played 1054 01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:07,256 trapped in this fucker. 1055 01:22:08,799 --> 01:22:10,342 That's the smell of rock and roll. 1056 01:22:11,593 --> 01:22:13,595 What? 1057 01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,056 You're still not convinced? 1058 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,609 Oh, my God. 1059 01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:34,158 You are John Q. 1060 01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:39,037 That's fuckin' awkward, huh? 1061 01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:41,290 I mean, not as awkward as beating off to a torso 1062 01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:45,169 on a cartoon bedspread for two years, I guess. 1063 01:22:47,754 --> 01:22:52,217 You have any idea how worked up those Polaroids got me? 1064 01:22:57,181 --> 01:22:58,807 Did you write all those? 1065 01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:04,229 Fuckin' A. 1066 01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:05,856 How? 1067 01:23:08,025 --> 01:23:09,651 I mean, you call them love poems, 1068 01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:13,030 but they're really these... these brilliant power pop songs. 1069 01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:17,201 I mean, they're fuckin' genius. 1070 01:23:20,913 --> 01:23:24,249 Do you have any idea what you're doing? 1071 01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,881 Will you say something to me? 1072 01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:32,758 Are you all right? 1073 01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:43,435 No, leave it. 1074 01:23:45,437 --> 01:23:47,105 Violate me. 1075 01:23:48,232 --> 01:23:49,900 Fuck me. 1076 01:24:25,519 --> 01:24:28,063 I think I want more violation. 1077 01:24:29,773 --> 01:24:31,858 I gotta save my juice. 1078 01:24:33,443 --> 01:24:35,195 Let's rock out. 1079 01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,240 OK, hit it. 1080 01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:42,744 It's rolling. 1081 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:24,536 I can't believe all that only took, like, 20 minutes. 1082 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:29,541 This one right here, August 13th. 1083 01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:31,209 That was my favorite. 1084 01:25:35,339 --> 01:25:38,842 - You really want me to do this? - Yeah. 1085 01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:41,970 Let's see what you got. 1086 01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:46,099 OK, can I have a kiss? 1087 01:26:33,063 --> 01:26:37,567 ♪ I'm a watermelon slammed into your driveway 1088 01:26:39,152 --> 01:26:43,573 ♪ Crack me open so I feel the air inside me 1089 01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:48,704 ♪ Like a tongue-tongue 1090 01:26:48,829 --> 01:26:50,872 ♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb 1091 01:26:50,997 --> 01:26:54,209 ♪ Music boyfriend, I'm your yum-yum 1092 01:26:54,334 --> 01:26:57,254 ♪ Call me and I'll come 1093 01:26:57,379 --> 01:26:59,506 ♪ Fuck the rest of them 1094 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,007 ♪ Fuck 'em all 1095 01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:04,094 ♪ Fuck 'em all, but us 1096 01:27:09,015 --> 01:27:13,186 ♪ Am I dreaming or did you just kiss me? 1097 01:27:15,021 --> 01:27:19,276 ♪ You don't know it but you already miss me 1098 01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:24,531 ♪ Like a tongue-tongue 1099 01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:26,950 ♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb 1100 01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:30,203 ♪ Music boyfriend, I'm your yum-yum 1101 01:27:30,328 --> 01:27:32,497 ♪ Call me and I'll come 1102 01:27:33,415 --> 01:27:35,500 ♪ Fuck the rest of them 1103 01:27:35,625 --> 01:27:36,960 ♪ Fuck 'em all 1104 01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:39,755 ♪ Fuck 'em all, but us 1105 01:27:45,302 --> 01:27:47,512 ♪ Fuck the rest of them 1106 01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:49,014 ♪ Fuck 'em all 1107 01:27:49,139 --> 01:27:50,849 ♪ Fuck 'em all, but us 1108 01:27:56,438 --> 01:27:57,939 ♪ But us 1109 01:27:59,316 --> 01:28:01,026 ♪ But us 1110 01:28:01,151 --> 01:28:04,571 ♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪ 1111 01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,578 Fuck. 1112 01:28:20,378 --> 01:28:22,464 That was tits. 1113 01:28:24,674 --> 01:28:26,510 Is tits good? 1114 01:28:27,511 --> 01:28:29,137 Yeah. Yeah. 1115 01:28:31,223 --> 01:28:32,599 Tits is good. 1116 01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:38,730 Let's mix it. 1117 01:28:43,610 --> 01:28:44,653 Simon? 1118 01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:49,074 Yeah, Mom? 1119 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,410 What's going on down here? 1120 01:28:54,454 --> 01:28:55,831 How did you get in? 1121 01:28:58,834 --> 01:28:59,918 With my key. 1122 01:29:01,294 --> 01:29:04,005 You're not supposed to have a key. 1123 01:29:04,130 --> 01:29:06,424 Who's this? 1124 01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:10,637 This, um... is Patty. 1125 01:29:13,098 --> 01:29:15,684 We're recording a song. 1126 01:29:15,809 --> 01:29:17,894 How was Tanzania? 1127 01:29:18,019 --> 01:29:21,940 Tanzania? Are you both on dope? 1128 01:29:22,065 --> 01:29:23,358 He's definitely on dope. 1129 01:29:23,483 --> 01:29:25,527 All right, back off, Renae. I'm not on dope. 1130 01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:27,380 He totally is, Mom. I can tell. He won't look at me. 1131 01:29:27,404 --> 01:29:30,198 He looks past me, but not into my eyes 1132 01:29:30,323 --> 01:29:31,467 cos he doesn't want me to see his eyes. 1133 01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:34,411 Jesus fucking Christ! Can we just eat the fucking meal? 1134 01:29:34,536 --> 01:29:36,136 Don't talk like that in front of my kids. 1135 01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:37,306 We learned about dope in D.A.R.E. 1136 01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:39,416 Dopers share needles and get AIDS. 1137 01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:42,168 Why are you here? 1138 01:29:43,879 --> 01:29:45,797 Oh, it's nice to see you too, Dad. 1139 01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:49,509 - Answer your father. - If it's about money, no way. 1140 01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:52,095 Well, don't worry about it. I'm not after your goddamn money. 1141 01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:54,556 There's an agenda, Mom. There's always an agenda. 1142 01:29:54,681 --> 01:29:57,309 If I were you, I'd check my jewelry box before he bails. 1143 01:29:57,434 --> 01:29:59,603 - Shut the fuck up, Renae! - Strike two. 1144 01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:05,859 What is this? What are you doin'? 1145 01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:07,611 - What is this? - He's high, Mom. 1146 01:30:07,736 --> 01:30:09,505 Don't pay attention to him. It's what he wants. 1147 01:30:09,529 --> 01:30:11,239 He feeds off it. 1148 01:30:11,364 --> 01:30:12,782 Uncle Simon has dirty fingernails 1149 01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:14,308 like the dopers in my D.A.R.E. book. 1150 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:15,493 Hello? 1151 01:30:15,619 --> 01:30:17,996 Hey, sorry I'm late. Why is the front door looked? 1152 01:30:18,121 --> 01:30:20,540 Oh. What are you doin' here? 1153 01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:24,628 - Hi. I'm Danny. - Hi. 1154 01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:27,297 - Did you give him your key? - Yeah. So? 1155 01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:28,632 Why'd you do that? 1156 01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:30,276 You know he's not supposed to be in here, right? 1157 01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:33,511 - Relax, Renae. - I need to relax, Danny? 1158 01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:35,180 Poor Mom had to come home 1159 01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:36,949 and find these two in the basement shooting up. 1160 01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:38,141 Oh, my God. 1161 01:30:40,393 --> 01:30:41,621 - What's going on here? - Nothing. 1162 01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:43,563 Nobody's shooting dope, all right? 1163 01:30:43,688 --> 01:30:46,358 We were writing a song in the basement. 1164 01:30:46,483 --> 01:30:47,734 I can't do this anymore! 1165 01:30:47,859 --> 01:30:49,611 Great, now Dad's upset. 1166 01:30:49,736 --> 01:30:51,738 Stop picking on Simon! 1167 01:30:51,863 --> 01:30:54,616 - Excuse me? - You heard me. 1168 01:30:54,741 --> 01:30:56,242 You're all being mean! 1169 01:30:57,702 --> 01:30:58,703 He doesn't do dope. 1170 01:30:58,828 --> 01:31:00,705 He just ate Sunday and Monday from my EZ-Dose 1171 01:31:00,830 --> 01:31:02,791 because he got beat up. 1172 01:31:02,916 --> 01:31:04,236 Mommy, what is she talking about? 1173 01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:07,379 I have no idea. I think she's just as strung out as he is. 1174 01:31:07,504 --> 01:31:09,297 OK, you know what? Leave her out of this. 1175 01:31:09,422 --> 01:31:11,883 Look, you seem like a nice enough girl, 1176 01:31:12,008 --> 01:31:13,551 but I'm sure he's got you brainwashed 1177 01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:16,137 or he's manipulating you with drugs somehow. 1178 01:31:16,262 --> 01:31:18,640 Simon is a pathological liar. 1179 01:31:18,765 --> 01:31:22,227 He's a thief and a total pyro. 1180 01:31:22,352 --> 01:31:23,788 Hey, you know the cops have been sniffing around for you? 1181 01:31:23,812 --> 01:31:24,813 Yeah. 1182 01:31:24,938 --> 01:31:26,582 They came by the office and grilled me for a half hour. 1183 01:31:26,606 --> 01:31:29,484 Oh, God. Oh, no. 1184 01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:32,028 It's OK, Mom. He'll be gone soon. 1185 01:31:32,153 --> 01:31:33,780 What's a pyro again? 1186 01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:36,366 - A pyro's... - Oh. Are you serious? 1187 01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:39,035 OK, you know what? Knock it off! Knock it off! 1188 01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:42,163 - Not the sharpest stick, is she? - Don't talk about her like that! 1189 01:31:42,288 --> 01:31:44,290 - Like what? - Like she's subhuman, 1190 01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:46,251 and with that condescending fucking tone! 1191 01:31:46,376 --> 01:31:47,961 All right! That's three! 1192 01:31:48,086 --> 01:31:50,255 Yeah? What the fuck are you gonna do about it, Allen? 1193 01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:53,383 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! 1194 01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:55,152 - Come on, motherfucker! - Hey, hey, hey, stop! 1195 01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:57,345 - Here you go, come on. - Let's go, big shot! 1196 01:31:58,805 --> 01:32:00,140 Get out! 1197 01:32:00,932 --> 01:32:04,394 You ruin everything! 1198 01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:06,438 Just get out of here! 1199 01:32:07,772 --> 01:32:09,190 Come on. 1200 01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:25,540 So, what'd you think of my family? 1201 01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:29,294 I like your brother, Danny. 1202 01:32:29,419 --> 01:32:31,546 Yeah, he's solid. 1203 01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:33,089 Simon? 1204 01:32:34,632 --> 01:32:35,925 Yeah? 1205 01:32:36,051 --> 01:32:38,887 Do you think I'm a retard? 1206 01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:44,434 Don't you ever talk like that. 1207 01:32:46,394 --> 01:32:47,645 Even 1208 01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:50,857 You are not a retard. 1209 01:32:52,192 --> 01:32:54,819 You are a total punk rocker. 1210 01:32:57,822 --> 01:33:00,325 - I am? - Yes. 1211 01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:05,705 You are punk as fuck. 1212 01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:12,295 Can we listen to our song in here? 1213 01:33:12,420 --> 01:33:14,005 Fuck, yeah. 1214 01:33:15,048 --> 01:33:17,050 Pop that shit in the tape deck. 1215 01:33:28,353 --> 01:33:30,605 Are we going on our date now? 1216 01:33:32,565 --> 01:33:34,275 Yeah, we're going on our date now. 1217 01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:38,238 ♪ I'm a watermelon slammed into your driveway... 1218 01:33:40,281 --> 01:33:43,243 - Simon? - Hmm? 1219 01:33:43,368 --> 01:33:46,746 Remember when I told you that yesterday was the best day ever? 1220 01:33:46,871 --> 01:33:48,623 ♪ Like a tongue-tongue... 1221 01:33:49,457 --> 01:33:50,959 Yeah. 1222 01:33:53,294 --> 01:33:55,463 Today is even better. 1223 01:33:58,341 --> 01:34:00,426 ♪ Fuck the rest of them 1224 01:34:00,552 --> 01:34:02,011 ♪ Fuck 'em all 1225 01:34:02,137 --> 01:34:03,721 ♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪ 1226 01:34:11,771 --> 01:34:13,064 What a fuckin' dump. 1227 01:34:13,189 --> 01:34:15,316 I mean that's, what, 40 people? 1228 01:34:15,441 --> 01:34:16,943 You call this a show? 1229 01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:19,445 It's punk rock, you dumb fuck. 1230 01:34:20,947 --> 01:34:22,532 Hey, you watch your fuckin' mouth. 1231 01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:24,534 You have any idea how many bands would kill 1232 01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:26,119 to play a show with The Alliance? 1233 01:34:26,244 --> 01:34:27,704 I'm throwing you a fuckin' bone, kid. 1234 01:34:27,829 --> 01:34:29,706 Yeah? Well, why don't you take that bone 1235 01:34:29,831 --> 01:34:32,041 and shove it up your fat fuckin' ass? 1236 01:34:34,752 --> 01:34:36,897 What's with your boy? How come I gotta fuckin' twist his arm 1237 01:34:36,921 --> 01:34:40,049 to play with the hottest band out of New York? 1238 01:34:40,175 --> 01:34:43,595 Fuckin' hottest pile of shit out of New York. 1239 01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:46,931 Oh, OK. So, so you're gonna tell me what's hot? 1240 01:34:47,056 --> 01:34:49,309 Kid, I'm standing in the fuckin' filthiest green room 1241 01:34:49,434 --> 01:34:50,685 I've ever seen in my life, 1242 01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,146 and you're about to play next to a fuckin' Chevy Impala. 1243 01:34:53,271 --> 01:34:55,690 Yeah, well, nobody asked you to fucking come. 1244 01:34:55,815 --> 01:34:58,026 - Actually, I did. - You would. 1245 01:34:58,151 --> 01:34:59,402 Let's do this. 1246 01:34:59,527 --> 01:35:01,487 Troy says we gotta be out by ten. 1247 01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,698 You're makin' a huge fuckin' mistake. 1248 01:35:03,823 --> 01:35:06,302 These cocksuckers said you're playing, and I'm holding you to it. 1249 01:35:06,326 --> 01:35:07,911 I sunk my own money in this promotion. 1250 01:35:08,036 --> 01:35:10,580 Yeah? That's not my fuckin' problem. 1251 01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:13,100 I booked it two weeks ago. I'm makin' it your fuckin' problem. 1252 01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:15,335 How about this? Fuck you! 1253 01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:17,587 Fuck your problems! 1254 01:35:17,712 --> 01:35:21,341 I'd rather fuck my own mom than play with The Alliance. 1255 01:35:29,390 --> 01:35:31,226 - Let's go. - Simon! 1256 01:35:35,772 --> 01:35:38,274 You cunts just made my shit list. 1257 01:35:38,399 --> 01:35:40,399 This little fuck-up's gonna cost me a lot of money. 1258 01:35:43,988 --> 01:35:45,990 What the fuck is this shit? 1259 01:35:57,669 --> 01:35:58,896 ♪ You make the rules, we break the rules 1260 01:35:58,920 --> 01:35:59,921 ♪ We do it our way 1261 01:36:00,046 --> 01:36:02,215 ♪ Rejects of society and we are here to stay 1262 01:36:02,340 --> 01:36:03,567 ♪ Won't take your shit no fucking more 1263 01:36:03,591 --> 01:36:04,717 ♪ Today is the day 1264 01:36:04,842 --> 01:36:05,945 ♪ Time has come to give you some 1265 01:36:05,969 --> 01:36:07,512 ♪ Get out of my face 1266 01:36:11,557 --> 01:36:12,952 ♪ Shit that's flying out of your mouth 1267 01:36:12,976 --> 01:36:14,018 ♪ I'm going insane 1268 01:36:14,143 --> 01:36:15,246 ♪ One more fucking word from you 1269 01:36:15,270 --> 01:36:16,354 ♪ I'll kick you in the face 1270 01:36:16,479 --> 01:36:17,623 ♪ Have no respect for your kind 1271 01:36:17,647 --> 01:36:18,727 ♪ You're cancer in my brain 1272 01:36:18,815 --> 01:36:20,055 ♪ We're paranoid, it's justified 1273 01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:21,317 ♪ This is what we say 1274 01:36:24,028 --> 01:36:25,405 ♪ We won't obey 1275 01:36:25,530 --> 01:36:29,617 ♪ We won't, we won't obey 1276 01:36:29,742 --> 01:36:33,579 ♪ We won't, we won't obey 1277 01:36:33,705 --> 01:36:37,709 ♪ We won't, we won't obey 1278 01:36:39,002 --> 01:36:40,128 ♪ We won't obey 1279 01:36:41,337 --> 01:36:43,464 ♪ We won't obey 1280 01:36:43,589 --> 01:36:44,590 ♪ We won't obey 1281 01:36:45,633 --> 01:36:47,051 SNoa' 1282 01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:52,849 This next one is dedicated to my music girlfriend. 1283 01:37:04,319 --> 01:37:06,362 ♪ Microwave it, shove it down 1284 01:37:06,487 --> 01:37:08,531 ♪ Too bad your food is turning brown 1285 01:37:08,656 --> 01:37:10,742 ♪ Poison veggies and plastic meat 1286 01:37:10,867 --> 01:37:13,077 ♪ Nothing real for us to eat 1287 01:37:13,202 --> 01:37:15,246 ♪ Around the table, Mom and Dad 1288 01:37:15,371 --> 01:37:17,582 ♪ Conversations that make you sad 1289 01:37:17,707 --> 01:37:20,626 ♪ A lot of talking, endless dread 1290 01:37:20,752 --> 01:37:22,045 ♪ Just shove it in and off to bed 1291 01:37:22,170 --> 01:37:24,505 ♪ Dinnertime, dinner in America 1292 01:37:24,630 --> 01:37:26,466 ♪ Dinnertime, dinner in America 1293 01:37:26,591 --> 01:37:29,010 ♪ Dinnertime, dinner in America ♪ 1294 01:37:35,767 --> 01:37:36,768 Run! 1295 01:37:45,109 --> 01:37:47,570 FUCK you! FUCK you! 1296 01:37:47,695 --> 01:37:49,405 How fucking unpunk is it, 1297 01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:51,908 turn me in on some Crime Stoppers hotline? 1298 01:37:52,033 --> 01:37:54,160 Fucking bullshit! 1299 01:37:54,285 --> 01:37:55,387 - Motherfucker! - Get in the car! 1300 01:37:55,411 --> 01:37:58,539 Wait, wait! Wait! 1301 01:37:58,664 --> 01:38:02,710 You can't take him! He didn't do anything! 1302 01:38:02,835 --> 01:38:05,380 Hey, have fun in the nasty. 1303 01:38:06,255 --> 01:38:08,549 They're gonna crack your pelvis like a softshell crab. 1304 01:38:14,389 --> 01:38:16,015 Hey- 1305 01:38:16,140 --> 01:38:19,685 - I got your cigarettes. - Aw, that's fuckin' tits. 1306 01:38:30,363 --> 01:38:32,907 Sorry about this shitty fucking date. 1307 01:38:35,201 --> 01:38:37,412 It doesn't get much worse than this. 1308 01:38:37,537 --> 01:38:41,124 It's OK. I'm just happy I got to see you play. 1309 01:38:43,418 --> 01:38:46,170 I'm not gonna see you for a while, huh? 1310 01:38:50,508 --> 01:38:53,928 - Hey, Simon? - Yeah? 1311 01:38:54,053 --> 01:38:57,432 Remember when you dedicated the song to your music girlfriend? 1312 01:38:58,349 --> 01:39:00,059 Mm-hm. 1313 01:39:00,184 --> 01:39:02,437 You were looking at me, right? 1314 01:39:03,938 --> 01:39:06,023 Yeah, I was lookin' at you. 1315 01:39:06,607 --> 01:39:08,109 I thought so. 1316 01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:14,073 Simon? 1317 01:39:14,198 --> 01:39:15,199 Yeah? 1318 01:39:17,910 --> 01:39:20,746 You're my real boyfriend now, right? 1319 01:39:24,625 --> 01:39:27,128 Yeah, I'm your real boyfriend. 1320 01:39:38,681 --> 01:39:39,974 No contact. 1321 01:39:40,099 --> 01:39:42,435 Keep that cigarette out of the prisoner's mouth. 1322 01:39:50,443 --> 01:39:52,278 Stay punk. 1323 01:40:04,665 --> 01:40:06,250 Patty? 1324 01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:08,461 I told you it was her. 1325 01:40:09,170 --> 01:40:11,380 Hey, Sissy. Hi, Karen. 1326 01:40:11,506 --> 01:40:13,799 Were you just totally tongue-fucking John Q. 1327 01:40:13,925 --> 01:40:15,384 In the back of that cruiser? 1328 01:40:15,510 --> 01:40:17,428 Uh-huh. 1329 01:40:17,553 --> 01:40:19,138 He's my real boyfriend. 1330 01:40:20,223 --> 01:40:24,101 We're starting a riot girl band. You wanna be in it? 1331 01:40:26,312 --> 01:40:27,730 Uh-huh. 1332 01:40:48,918 --> 01:40:52,213 'Patty, thanks for the care package. 1333 01:40:52,338 --> 01:40:54,715 'I almost cried when I saw the earplugs. 1334 01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:57,218 'If Lloyd was at an eight before, now he's at a two.' 1335 01:41:00,012 --> 01:41:01,806 'Every now and then, he hits a four. 1336 01:41:01,931 --> 01:41:04,809 'Gets himself whipped up into a frenzy over Michelle McBride 1337 01:41:04,934 --> 01:41:06,310 'on the Action Five News.' 1338 01:41:10,523 --> 01:41:13,317 'There isn't shit to do here but pump iron, write, 1339 01:41:13,442 --> 01:41:15,820 'and steer clear of the shower sharks. 1340 01:41:17,530 --> 01:41:19,323 'Thanks for the notebook. 1341 01:41:19,448 --> 01:41:23,911 'I was down to my last one, so the timing was tits. 1342 01:41:24,036 --> 01:41:26,664 'All insanity aside, I probably generated enough material 1343 01:41:26,789 --> 01:41:30,710 'for ten albums in this shithole. 1344 01:41:30,835 --> 01:41:33,963 'I hope Danny can drive you up again for the holiday weekend. 1345 01:41:34,088 --> 01:41:35,732 'It's the only thing I have to look forward to, 1346 01:41:35,756 --> 01:41:38,217 'even if we only get half an hour. 1347 01:41:38,342 --> 01:41:42,346 'Trust me, I'm countin' the fuckin' minutes. 1348 01:41:43,931 --> 01:41:47,226 'Your music boyfriend, Simon. 1349 01:41:49,270 --> 01:41:53,441 Thanks for taking care of shit with Albert for me. 1350 01:41:53,566 --> 01:41:56,444 'Tell him Reggie's peach cobbler is dynamite. 1351 01:41:56,569 --> 01:41:59,697 'For real, I think it saved my life. 1352 01:41:59,822 --> 01:42:02,617 'And you should see me. I probably put on 15 pounds.' 1353 01:42:15,171 --> 01:42:16,273 'I'm feeling so much stronger 1354 01:42:16,297 --> 01:42:19,383 'since I stopped eating the shit they feed the animals. 1355 01:42:20,593 --> 01:42:22,386 'It's just too bad you have to go to prison 1356 01:42:22,511 --> 01:42:26,265 'to get a decent dinner in America.' 1357 01:42:30,645 --> 01:42:33,773 What's so funny, retard? 1358 01:42:36,192 --> 01:42:38,235 Hey, horse face, we're fucking talking to you. 1359 01:42:38,361 --> 01:42:40,672 - Is she fucking ignoring us? - Are you ignoring us, retard? 1360 01:42:40,696 --> 01:42:43,574 Maybe she's one of those deaf mute retards. 1361 01:42:43,699 --> 01:42:49,372 Hey, are you one of those deaf, mute retards? 1362 01:42:53,376 --> 01:42:55,378 'Stop requested.' 1363 01:43:05,054 --> 01:43:08,182 You need to take it down a notch, motherfucker! 1364 01:43:37,837 --> 01:43:42,007 ♪ I'm a watermelon slammed into your driveway 1365 01:43:43,843 --> 01:43:48,013 ♪ Crack me open so I feel the air inside me 1366 01:43:50,683 --> 01:43:52,518 ♪ Like a tongue-tongue 1367 01:43:53,602 --> 01:43:55,730 ♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb 1368 01:43:55,855 --> 01:43:59,108 ♪ Music boyfriend, I'm your yum-yum 1369 01:43:59,233 --> 01:44:01,610 ♪ Call me and I'll come 1370 01:44:02,153 --> 01:44:04,280 ♪ Fuck the rest of them 1371 01:44:04,405 --> 01:44:05,698 ♪ Fuck 'em all 1372 01:44:05,823 --> 01:44:08,576 ♪ Fuck 'em all, but us 1373 01:44:13,831 --> 01:44:18,002 ♪ Am I dreaming or did you just kiss me? 1374 01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:23,758 ♪ You don't know it but you already miss me 1375 01:44:26,635 --> 01:44:28,512 ♪ Like a tongue-tongue 1376 01:44:29,555 --> 01:44:31,432 ♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb 1377 01:44:31,557 --> 01:44:34,935 ♪ Music boyfriend, I'm your yum-yum 1378 01:44:35,060 --> 01:44:37,313 ♪ Call me and I'll come 1379 01:44:38,147 --> 01:44:40,357 ♪ Fuck the rest of them 1380 01:44:40,483 --> 01:44:41,859 ♪ Fuck 'em all 1381 01:44:41,984 --> 01:44:44,403 ♪ Fuck 'em all, but us 1382 01:44:50,159 --> 01:44:52,369 ♪ Fuck the rest of them 1383 01:44:52,495 --> 01:44:53,871 ♪ Fuck 'em all 1384 01:44:53,996 --> 01:44:56,332 ♪ Fuck 'em all, but us 1385 01:45:01,128 --> 01:45:02,630 ♪ But us 1386 01:45:04,048 --> 01:45:05,841 ♪ But us 1387 01:45:05,966 --> 01:45:09,386 ♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪ 100226