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[theme song plays]
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♪ Todd and Riley were, oh, so sad ♪
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♪ Then they came 'cross a Fleemco ad ♪
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♪ They sent away a $1.98 ♪
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♪ Got a superspy mom ♪
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♪ And a daredevil dude of a dad ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ The replacements ♪
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♪ Now anytime they come across adults ♪
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♪ Who are sly and deny and deprive them ♪
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♪ And make things bad ♪
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[phone ringing]
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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
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Sir, we need a replacement.
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And fast.
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♪ And anytime they wanna make a change ♪
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♪ Modify and rearrange ♪
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♪ Though it might get kinda strange ♪
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♪ Make 'em better, niceAnd strong and fast ♪
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♪ And smart and cool and maybe even lame ♪
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♪ Call in the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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♪ Just get the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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Dad, Dad, I have the perfect movie.
Monkey Cop!
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Get this, he's monkey and a cop!
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Brian Acker of the Dubuque Penny Pincher
gave it 2 1/2 stars.
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Monkey Cop?
Ah, what a stinker.
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We should watch Monkey Cop Three.
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Everyone knows the series
didn't hit its stride
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until Primates on Patrol.
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Well, if I had my way
we'd rent the spy classic,
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Don't Ever SayDon't Ever Again.
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But we all know it's Riley's
turn to choose tonight.
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Oh, no. Not another Riley night.
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Oh, man. She picks
the same movie every time.
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Hey, guys, I found it!
The Majestic Horse!
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[both groaning]
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[horse whinnies]
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[snoring]
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Thunderbolt, you came back.
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[horse whinnies]
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-This is it, boy.
-[Riley] This is it, boy.
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-The big jump.
-The big jump.
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-I believe in you.
-I believe in you.
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[grunts]
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[exclaims] They did it!
They made the jump!
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[gasps]
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Ahh, of course they did.
They always make the jump.
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Mom, Dad, can I get a horse
so I can train it,
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and enter it into a horse show
and live out a fairytale of my very own?
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I believe it's your turn
to crush our daughter's dreams, dear.
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I'm sorry, honey.
We can't buy you a horse.
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You'll just have to make do
with your Majestic Horse posters,
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bed sheets, dental floss,
and emergency tornado kit.
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[whinnies]
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Hmm. You know what?
A horse could count as
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my birthday, Christmas, and Kumquat Day
presents for the next five years.
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Aw, honey, we've been through this.
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There's just no practical reason
for this family to get a horse.
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Now, if you'll excuse me
I have to get this stage coach
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over to Carson City.
Hi-ya!
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Watch out, Mr. Frog.
It's the dreaded wash cloth monster.
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[imitates monster growl]
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[yells]
Hey, I'm taking a bath in here.
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Hey, Dad, did you know that 80% of
US Presidents owned horses as children?
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And before you ask,
yes, that includes James K. Polk.
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Plus, buying a horse would save our family
a ton of money on costly horse rentals.
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If I ride it just 37 times.
It'll pay for itself.
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Now, what can I do
to get me in a horse today?
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I say leave me and Mr. Frog
to our imagination time.
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♪ Do do-do-do ♪
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Whoa! What's going on here?
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Sorry, Dad, it looks like
we have a sugar cube problem.
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-Sugar cube problem?
-Yeah, it's pretty bad.
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And you know what they say,
for every one you see
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there's another 1,000 in the crawl space.
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If only we owned
some kind of majestic animal
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that liked to eat sugar cubes.
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That's it, Riley.
I'm putting my foot down.
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This family is in dire need of a horse
and by gosh, we're gonna get one.
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And you're going to have to ride it,
and comb it, and feed it every day.
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You drive a hard bargain, but OK.
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Yeah!
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Excuse me, sir. Are you by any chance
looking to buy a horse?
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Uh, how could you tell?
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Well, you look like a man
who knows a thing or two about horses.
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So, I don't need to tell you not to go
to some place like Horse Valley.
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No, they just mark up their prices
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to pay for their fancy
fences and stables.
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Let me show you my inventory.
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I don't know. I think my daughter
wants something a little more majestic.
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Are you kidding me?
Prince, uh, Cinnamon Boots here
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is the most majestic animal on the market.
You are looking at a 100% pure-bred mule.
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And if I know one thing
about little girls,
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it's that they love mules.
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Hee-haw!
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[groans]
I don't know.
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Now, before you make up your mind,
let me show you the best part.
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[cranking]
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[grunts]
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Oh, yeah!
Look at him go!
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Riley's going to love this.
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Is this horse $2,000?
Because that's all I have.
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Well, my kids will have to go hungry,
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but anything for a crafty
negotiator like yourself.
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-[door slams]
-[engine starts]
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[vehicle drives away]
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Good news, Riley.
Your fairytale is about to come true.
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[squealing]
I can't wait!
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I've already signed you up
for the local horse show,
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because, well, now I don't
want to oversell this,
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but you are about to meet
the most spectacular animal
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in the history of the world!
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Shoo! Get this monstrosity away from me!
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-This leather is imported.
-What is that thing?
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Only the best pure-bred mule
money can buy.
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And if that shady looking salesman
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who sells things
from the back of his van is any authority,
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little girls love mules.
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I'm going to be riding
that in the local horse show?
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You sure are! Oh, and I didn't even
show you the best part.
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[cranking]
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[grunts]
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[humming]
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-Oh, yeah!
-It's as if they were separated at birth.
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All right, boy.
Now jump this hedge.
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Just like Thunderbolt did
in The Majestic Horse.
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OK, boy, just... just gracefully
weave through the cones.
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Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
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-[whistle blows]
-It's good!
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[groans]
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[sniffing]
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Whoa! Prince Cinnamon Boots,
this is not majestic!
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[yells]
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[groans]
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[phone beeping]
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-[ringing]
-[Mr. Fleem] Hello, Fleemco.
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Sir, I need to replace
my pet mule with a horse.
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I just think he'd be happier
as a sugar cube taster
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or jar of glue or something.
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[Mr. Fleem] Well, I do own a sugar mill
and a glue factory.
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I... suppose we could
give it a try.
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And if you happen to find
a more majestic replacement,
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I wouldn't turn it down.
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[phone rings]
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[mumbling on phone]
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[gasps]
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[air brake hisses]
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[neighs]
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It's Thunderbolt,
the actual majestic horse!
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Excuse me, little girl.
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Thunderbolt was just groomed
and has a big photo shoot this afternoon.
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So, I'll thank you to keep
your grimy little hands off of him.
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-Who are you?
-I'm his agent.
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Any and all contact with Thunderbolt
goes through me.
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OK, so can I ride him?
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[sighs] Let's check his schedule.
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Hmm. Audition. Foot massage.
Award show. After party.
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After-after party.
State-mandated community service.
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Oh, here's an opening.
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It looks like I can squeeze you in
for 15 minutes next November.
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November? But how are we going
to rehearse for the horse show?
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[chuckling]
Thunderbolt does not rehearse.
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He's a professional.
Now, if you'll excuse us,
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Thunderbolt has a 10:00
with his whisperer.
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[neighs]
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Hmm? Prince Cinnamon Boots
looks different.
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Yeah, Dad... [chuckles]
about that...
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Come on, boy,
let's give these people a show!
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[whinnies]
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[grunts]
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You used to be cool.
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[laughs]
I do like this horse.
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So, we're agreed.
Thunderbolt will get top billing,
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a producer credit, final cut,
ten percent of the box office,
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and a big pile of hay.
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[thudding]
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Ahh, make that two big piles of hay.
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Wow, Riley, your horse is great!
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I'd give four of my horses
for something that majestic.
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I'm so sorry, sir.
I thought it was sparkling water.
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I'll go get you some right away.
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[sighs]
Yeah, I guess he's all right.
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Hello?
Now just a heads up.
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Thunderbolt is up for some big movie roles
and doesn't want to be typecast.
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So, he won't be doing any of his
signature jumps from The Majestic Horse.
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What am I supposed to
do out there then?
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Just smile and let him do the work.
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Oh, and whatever you do.
Don't upstage him. He hates that.
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[crowd cheering]
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Oh, look at her.
So cultured and sophisticated--
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[air horn blows]
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Whoo-hoo! Let's go, Riley!
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Hey, little girl,
let's have a big smile!
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[camera clicks]
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[camera clicks]
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All right now let's get one
just with the girl.
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-[camera clicks]
-[grunts]
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Whoa!
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[crowd gasps]
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My client will be in his trailer
until you're ready to apologize.
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I guess there's no such thing
as a Hollywood ending.
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[man in distance]
Hey, get back here!
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Hee-haw!
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Darn mule, you haven't finished
tasting my sugar cubes.
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[gasp] Prince Cinnamon Boots!
You came back!
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Hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw.
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This is it, boy, the big jump.
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I believe in you.
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Oh, Prince Cinnamon Boots,
Dad was right all along.
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You're way better
than any dumb movie star horse.
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-That was awesome, honey!
-Smashing, literally.
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Riley, you got a perfect score!
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Thanks. I'm just glad
we have a new member of the family.
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[man on TV] Oh, I don't knowhow you do it, monkey cop.
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But you caught Big Tony,rescued the mayor's daughter,
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and still had time to save
the troubled teen's rec center.
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[screeching]
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Yeah, you get the job done,
but you still drive me bananas.
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[laughing]
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[all laughing]
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Hilarious!
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Monkey Cop Four.
Great choice, Prince Cinnamon Boots.
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From now on, we should call you
Prince Cinnamon Hoots.
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[all laughing]
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[beeps]
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[laughs]
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Sorry, Mom, no cage can hold Todd Daring
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when the carnival is in town.
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-I'd like one ticket, please.
-Well, now, hold on there, little feller.
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Y'all accompanied
by a parent or guardian?
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Certainly, sir. Let me introduce you
to my parent/guardian.
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Hey!
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This is my dad Shelton,
and he says I can go.
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Don't comment on his height.
He doesn't want me to see him cry.
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I'm so very short!
[babbles]
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[chuckles]
Nice try, kid.
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But I didn't spend six weeks
in carnival management college
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to fall for a trick like that.
Now, beat it.
243
00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:35,294
I'm so sorry to hear about
your condition, sir.
244
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,575
Please enjoy this lifetime pass.
245
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,537
Oh, Jennifer,
your new white carnival dress
246
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:40,915
really shines in the moonlight.
247
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,580
No, Claudia,
your new white carnival dress
248
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,457
really shines in the moonlight!
249
00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,082
[both yelp]
250
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:49,963
Todd, did you go to the carnival,
251
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,501
or do you always dress like a ninja
to go to the bathroom?
252
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:56,043
I didn't go to the carnival!
Dumb manager wouldn't let me in.
253
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:58,705
Really? I thought carnies
encouraged lawless behavior.
254
00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:01,132
Yeah, well, this guy wasn't
cool like that at all.
255
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:04,458
But why did you even go
when Mom told us specifically not to?
256
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:08,382
Well, she wasn't that specific!
There was a lot of gray area.
257
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:11,418
No, no, no!
Under no circumstances, kids,
258
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:16,960
may you ever go near any carnival,
ever, ever, ever... on earth!
259
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,331
But why?!
260
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:22,332
Because I am your motherand I don't like carnivals and I said so!
261
00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:24,167
[grunts]
262
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:28,210
I mean, come on!
She pretty much dared me to go.
263
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:30,081
Curiosity killed the cat, Todd.
264
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:33,246
[screams]
They told us Whiskers died of old age!
265
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:35,293
Ah, never mind.
It doesn't matter,
266
00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:37,375
'cause unless
that carnival manager gets replaced
267
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,788
by some old style carnie
who isn't so stuck on the rules,
268
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:41,415
-you're never gonna--
-[phone beeping]
269
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:44,540
[groans]
I did it again.
270
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,582
[telephone rings]
271
00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:51,542
Mr. Sully?
Jolene and I would just love it
272
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:54,165
if you would judge
our Miss Pumpkin and Pig Pageant!
273
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:58,170
Well, little ladies,
who can refuse pigs and pumpkins?
274
00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,170
[chuckles]
275
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:04,210
I've got watches! Watches!
Real Foolex watches here!
276
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:08,791
Win a watch in a game of chance!
Chikity-chaw, chikity-choo!
277
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:14,253
One ticket, please.
278
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:17,963
Wait a second, junior.
You got a parent with ya?
279
00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,291
Eh...
280
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:23,125
'Cause I don't like parents.
They ask too many questions.
281
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:24,128
[grunting]
282
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,958
Sweet! Let the fun times begin!
283
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,833
[squeaking]
284
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:52,247
Whoa, beep-beep, coming through,
285
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,633
'scuse me, pardon me,
I'll just stand right here.
286
00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:59,785
[all groaning]
287
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:04,883
[grunting]
288
00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:06,497
[squeaking]
289
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,253
Todd, before you head
back to that carnival
290
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,133
and disobey Mom yet again...
291
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:13,708
[gasps]
My Rainbow Jumper sheets!
292
00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:18,329
Hey, man, I just wanted to tell you
how sweet your carnival is.
293
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,827
Now I know why my mom
didn't want me coming here.
294
00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:22,247
This is the most fun I've ever had!
295
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,963
Carnies get a bad rap,
sonny, I don't know why.
296
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:27,171
Find the red queen.
297
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,500
[mumbling]
298
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:33,333
Yoinks! Sucker.
299
00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:35,537
Oh, man, that was my last dollar!
300
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:36,875
No money, no tickets.
301
00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:41,629
OK. I just wish there was some way
I could hang with you guys a while longer.
302
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:45,379
Well, there is one way
you could stay...
303
00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:48,208
if you're willing to give up your home,
family and dental plan
304
00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:51,791
for a life of carnies,
fast food and fun!
305
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:55,535
Well, maybe it's the cotton candy talkin',
but sign me up!
306
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,422
Todd, what are you doing?
307
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,415
Your brother just signed
the carnie contract.
308
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,080
He's one of us now!
309
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,462
Forget it, I'm taking him home.
310
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:09,382
Well, if you insist.
311
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:12,918
Of course, you'll have to
sign a release form.
312
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:15,875
[mumbling]
313
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:22,003
Oops! Signed the wrong form!
314
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:24,543
Welcome to the carnival, little lady!
315
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:25,875
Todd!
316
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,125
Don't judge me.
317
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:31,915
OK, Riley, don't panic.
Mom and Dad will save us.
318
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,500
Mom and Dad will save us!
319
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:37,463
Yeah, they're probably
out looking for us right now.
320
00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:44,172
Ahh, wow.
321
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,830
It's been really peaceful
these past few days.
322
00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:50,327
Ah, yes.
I wonder why that is.
323
00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:02,459
So, what's first?
Ride the Whirl 'N Gag, the Spin 'N Puke,
324
00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:04,292
or the Vomitron?
325
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:10,325
Mop out the Vomitron is more like it.
And you, toothy, I got work for you, too.
326
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:11,497
[fly buzzing]
327
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:14,213
Who knew there'd be vomit in the Vomitron?
328
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:19,960
Here you go.
329
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,671
Wow, you look like something
the cat dragged in.
330
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:27,380
I am.
I just cleaned out the tiger cage.
331
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,125
You know, I'm starting to think
332
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,788
that carnie fun isn't all
it's cracked up to be.
333
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,825
Oh, really? Well, maybe you
should have thought of that
334
00:17:34,917 --> 00:17:36,327
before you got us into this mess!
335
00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:37,417
Well, I thought you said,
336
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,250
"Mom and Dad will save us!
Mom and Dad will save us!"
337
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:40,963
But where are they?!
338
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:46,709
[beeping]
339
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,790
Todd and Riley are gone!
340
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,285
Drat! I knew they'd
figure it out eventually.
341
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:54,875
[gasps] Where could they be?
342
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:55,959
I don't know.
343
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,631
All I found were these tickets
and a map to a carnival!
344
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:00,209
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
345
00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:02,631
Let me check... no.
346
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:03,959
[Todd imitating Riley]
Mom and Dad will save us!
347
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,421
-Mom and Dad will save us!
-Todd, would you give it a rest?!
348
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,710
We gotta get out of here
before it's too late!
349
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,326
Stop right there, carnie dearest.
350
00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:13,077
Who said you could leave?
351
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,578
[Dick]
Look out below!
352
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:21,498
Mom, I am so glad to see you!
I promise, I've learned my lesson!
353
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:24,423
I'll do whatever you say from now on
whether you have a good reason or not.
354
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,420
Actually, isn't the lesson
don't run away with the carnival?
355
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,250
Todd, perhaps I should have explained
356
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,753
why I didn't want you
to go to the carnival.
357
00:18:30,834 --> 00:18:32,584
Yeah, that's great, Mom.
We gotta go!
358
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,826
But it's an interesting story.
359
00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:37,377
I don't care, Mom.
Mad carnies on bumper cars.
360
00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:40,462
Don't worry.
They can't make you stay,
361
00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:43,712
unless you did something really stupid,
like sign a carnie contract.
362
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:48,382
-But they did!
-No! Not the carnie contract!
363
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:49,668
What's the carnie contract?
364
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:53,080
[groans] The carnie contract
is only the most unbreakable
365
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,706
rock-solid oath a person can take.
366
00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:58,132
There's only way to break it,
the carnie way.
367
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:01,418
No! Not the carnie way!
368
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,245
-Continue explaining, please.
-You got it.
369
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:09,253
We'll hold a midway competition;
your family versus my family.
370
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,673
You win all three, you all go free.
371
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:15,710
But if we win even one,
you all become my carnies.
372
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,036
Bring it on.
373
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:26,075
[both growling]
374
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,285
-[grunts]
-[cheering]
375
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,705
The bearded lady
showed an excellent arch,
376
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:34,422
but can young Riley match her prowess?
377
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:37,252
[muttering]
378
00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,463
Ugh!
379
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,832
[all laughing]
380
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,673
[man]
And this young girl's daring!
381
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:51,378
Ooh, whoa, I look weird!
382
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:52,787
[grunts]
383
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,325
Round two has Dick Daring
competing against
384
00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:57,537
the Human Trashcan in the Vomitron.
385
00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:00,995
Who will be the first
gastronomical gladiator to fold?
386
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:06,080
In a strategic move, Human Trashcan
attempts to disgust Dick Daring
387
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:07,666
by snacking on old pizza.
388
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:14,627
Oh, my, the coup de grâce,
389
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:17,790
hot milk three months
past its expiration date.
390
00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:19,575
-[gags]
-[buzzer sounds]
391
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,960
You're insane!
392
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:24,501
And with a stomach
that defies explanation,
393
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:27,003
Dick Daring is declared the winner!
394
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:31,333
[sobbing] I'd like to thank my stomach
for being there all those years.
395
00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:33,332
I love you, man!
396
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:36,632
So, Buford Joe,
if that is your real name,
397
00:20:36,709 --> 00:20:39,829
what's the contest?
Water shooters?
398
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,750
No, I was thinking
of a little card trick.
399
00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:48,334
Find the red queen and win your freedom.
400
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:50,627
Careful, K, I think
this is some kind of trick.
401
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,580
[both] Mom, no!
402
00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:08,037
Ah, too bad.
But as a consolation prize,
403
00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:11,165
you can take any item
from the bottom shelf.
404
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:14,880
Not so fast.
405
00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:18,629
Wait, that can't
be the right card, because--
406
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:19,709
It was up your sleeve?
407
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:23,172
Yes, it was, but I relieved you
of it a few seconds ago.
408
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,630
We win. You lose.
409
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:26,329
[all groaning]
410
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,540
D'oh!
411
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,705
Mom, how did you know that trick?
412
00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:34,752
Well, when I was about your age,
I, too, ran away with the carnival.
413
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,834
-You did?
-Yes, it was awful.
414
00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:40,497
They made me deep fry things,
horrible things!
415
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:42,173
I didn't want you
to make the same mistake.
416
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,670
-I should have known.
-I should have told you.
417
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:48,290
-So, you're saying we won?
-[Agent K] Yes. Shall we go?
418
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,995
Sure, but first I get something
off the top shelf.
419
00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:53,083
Hmm. So life-like and real.
420
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:54,666
-[growls]
-It even purrs!
421
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,460
And has such real-looking claws!
422
00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:58,132
And his breath smells like raw...
423
00:21:58,208 --> 00:22:00,788
-[roars]
-[Dick yelling]
424
00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:03,077
[announcer]
The Fleemco Company presents:
425
00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:06,286
Dick Daring and Sprinkles the Tigeron harmony.
426
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:08,705
Harmony means living
in peace with others,
427
00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:10,332
even the animal kingdom.
428
00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:12,207
'Cause when you don't
appreciate your differences,
429
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,791
you end up with irritatingteeth and claw marks.
430
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,627
[grunting]
431
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:22,035
Live in harmony, kids.
Or pain. Your choice.
432
00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:22,955
[groans]
433
00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,381
[announcer]
This has been Dick Daring on harmony.
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