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All singing:
Boob world, boob world.
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It's a world for you,
but it's actually two.
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Boob World!
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[Vocalizes]
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I gotta say, Morty, it's weird
that you wanted me to come,
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but I'm actually
exstyched about it --
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that's excited, stoked,
and psyched.
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I didn't want you to come.
Talk to Rick.
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Truth is, Summer, Boob World's
been at the center
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of a few protests every day
for 30 years,
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so they've recently rebranded as
a boob empowerment experience,
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and if we bring a female,
we get in for free.
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So, I'm, like, what, a Coke can
you're taking to Six Flags?
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No, 'cause once you
get into Six Flags,
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you can throw
your Coke can away.
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No fucking way.
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It can't be.
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Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
Oh, look at that.
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-What is it?
-It's a GoTron ferret.
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It's not a GoTron ferret,
Morty.
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It's the blue
GoTron ferret.
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-Boob World is canceled.
-No, Rick, no.
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You promised.
You always do this.
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Tell you what, Morty,
I'll let you choose.
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Do you really think
Boob World -
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-Yes.
-Let me finish.
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Is more important --Yes.
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Let me finish!
Than have all five
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of the only five GoTron ferrets
in the universe?
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Are you finished?
Yes. So, let's go.
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Summer, help me hook the winch
up to the ferret.
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-Sure.
-What the hell?!
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You said you were
letting me choose.
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Yeah, whether to break
my fucking heart.
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You chose badly.
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Morty:
That's how it all began.
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To my sister,
it was just another game.
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But what she
didn't know --
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Summer: That was the moment
everything changed.
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Morty:
Wait. What?
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I had gotten my first taste of
respect and my first voiceover.
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I can hear you.
Can you hear me?
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And I knew then and there
I wanted more of both.
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Hello?
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Beth, Jerry,
do something fun with us.
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A giant monster is attacking
in the Nibblenug system.
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Your suits
are in the bathroom.
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Mine smells skeletony.
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I have a chiropractor
appointment.
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What are you
involving us in?
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Rick's been collecting
GoTron ferrets,
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and now that he has all five,
we can combine them into --
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Morty, for Christ's sake
spoilers.
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Spoilers, Morty.
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WE don't need
to sell this to anyone.
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There's a giant
monster attacking.
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In the Nibblenug system.
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Since when does this house
care about alien lives.
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We don't even watch
British television.
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Told you. Let's just get
Gene from next door
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-and a homeless guy.
-No. Hold on.
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Fuck Gene.
Fuck the homeless.
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Your kids and their grandpa
are asking you to do
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an activity with them.
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When did that stop being
a parent's wettest dream?
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I guess around the time
our family created
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a giant incest baby,
and the government
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launched it into space.
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Oh my God, we made a giant
incest baby.
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Oh my God,
you might be a clone.
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I exist because you guys
failed to abort me.
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We get the family we get,
not the one we want.
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And if you want to keep
the one you got,
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get your asses into
some anime spacesuits.
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-Fair enough.
-Okay.
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-Good work, Summer Camp.
-Yeah.
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I'm exci-toked
about this.
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Sure you are -- now.
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Morty:
Something new was forming, and I was at the bottom of it.
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Summer:
I let Morty have his voiceover. It's really all he had left.
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Okay, can you hear me
or not?
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Do you mean can I, Summer,
hear you?
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No. My voiceover
can hear your voiceover.
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What's the difference?
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One would be telepathy,
dumbass.
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Now what?
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Now, we --
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All:
Go, Team GoTron!
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♪
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Where are we zip-lining through
futuristic metallic tunnels to?
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Each robot ferret is at a
different location on Earth.
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You're going to the center
of a volcano.
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Thank you?
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♪
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Okay, well,
this isn't not fun.
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Regroup on me.
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I'll shoot a portal
to Nibblenug.
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Did I just monorail
from my kitchen to Hawaii
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just to regroup in outer space
above my kitchen?
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-Uh, Summer?
-It's cool, Dad. Shut up.
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♪
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Everybody,
attack one at a time!
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Is that
the best way to --
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Tee up something awesome?
Yes. Follow me.
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Guys, we did our best,
but there's only one hope.
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Activating link-dock.
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Inter-Morphs -- rad-ified.
PostiTrinos -- maximized.
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♪
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Holy shit, I-I can't believe
this is working.
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Go, go, team!
It's GoTron time!
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♪
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Oh, my God.
Hell yes!
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This is amazing!
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Okay, now we can
knock it around a little bit,
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but trust me, we're still
building to something.
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How do we --Just hit buttons.
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we're too big to fail.
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♪
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I kicked him!
That was me, right?
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Morty: Uppercut!
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I can't believe I almost
went to the chiropractor!
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I've been waiting
a long time for this.
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Form Luminous Energy Sword!
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That's your ass,
Mamma Jamma.
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[ All talking ]
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[ All talking ]
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Morty: These were
the good times,
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when we felt like
we could do anything.
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But anything
is never quite everything.
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And pretty soon...
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That was nothing -- nothing
compared to what we can do.
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There are infinite universes
where I still don't have all five ferrets.
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Th-th-those versions of me
would do anything
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to complete
their collections.
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Okay, but Rick, remember what
you told me to remind you?
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Sometimes, enough is...
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Sometimes,
enough is enough.
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Morty, what are you doing?
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He gets obsessed, Summer -
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When are you going
to find your shame?
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-I have more.
-Grandpa just gave
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everybody the high point
of their lives,
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and before he did,
every single one of you
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was trying to talk him
out of it.
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Wait. Yeah.
Wha-wha-what the fuck!
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Now, he says we can go higher,
and big surprise,
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it's time to
drag him down again.
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Well, I vote --No voting.
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No debate.
It's not a democracy.
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It's a Rickpublic.
You're in or you're out.
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Obviously, I'm in.
I never said I wasn't in.
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Me, neither.
Tell us what we're doing next.
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Uh, I want to put together
a cookout.
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That's it? I was honestly
prepared to blow someone.
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-Jerry.
-I said "prepared" and "someone."
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♪
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Morty: Rick invited five
versions of our family
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from different universes,
each with incomplete GoTrons.
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I didn't have anyone
to talk to,
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since the other four Mortys
had been to Boob World.
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Did you walk
on the beach?
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The beach that's all boobs?
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No, the beach
that's all sand.
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Yes, the boob one!
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Rick was in the garage with the
heads of the five families.
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Ugh, and Summer.
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Summer:
In that first sit-down,
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it was Big Fat Rick,
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Ricardo Montaya,
Hot Head Rick --
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he got that name because he was
prone to dramatic outbursts -
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and Lil' Ricky Wrap-it-Up,
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who was always great
at the end of a meeting.
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At the head of it all,
me and Grandpa Rick.
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Now, don't get
me wrong, C137,
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we're happy
for your good fortune.
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But we did not
travel to your universe
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just to have it rubbed
in our faces.
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Come on, Big Fat Rick,
you know your face
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is too small
to rub anything on.
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My face is the same size
as yours.
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Wow. Huh. Hold on.
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I'll be damned.
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You're so fat
you're an optical illusion.
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Summer, give 'em the pitch.
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We're offering to help
each of your families
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complete their
full GoTrons.
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In exchange
for some concessions.
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Ever since I was a little boy
in the slums,
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I have dreamed of having
a complete GoTron.
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But concessions?
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I hope you mean
the kind from a counter.
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I hope she means
ice cream!
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We'd like you
to relocate your families
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to this universe,
and let me make some
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modifications to the GoTrons --
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in the interest of us
all working together.
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Want to know
what I think?
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Sure, Hothead Rick, just don't
unexpectedly fly off the handle.
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I think you guys
got a lot of nerve acting better than us!
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This is the family that made
a giant incest baby!
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Had the government
launch it into space!
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It's still floatin' around
out there somewhere!
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Are we ever gonna
live that down?
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If I get a full GoTron,
it won't be by kissing your ass,
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it'll be by taking
what's mine -- yours!
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Hey! Gross!
No need.
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And you were driving...
a ferret?
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We all are, moron!
Give me key!
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You'll regret this,
you level-headed fucks.
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Obviously, we predicted
that might happen,
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which is why we have
Yo-Yo Rick on standby.
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Anybody got beef
with Yo-Yo?
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[ All murmur ]
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Some people think he's lame,
but to me,
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he's lame in a cool way
because he owns it.
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Cool. That concludes business.
Lil' Ricky Wrap it Up?
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Raise 'em up, boys!
Oh-pah!
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Summer: And so, we helped
our people find their ferrets.
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How they got them,
not our problem.
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Then, we got down
to business.
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Here's how it worked --
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if a giant monster
attacked your planet,
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we all got the alert.
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Man:
♪ Hey, hey, mama mia's
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♪ Got a plate of spaghetti
for the takin' ♪
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♪ Papa pia's got a great big
robot that he's makin' ♪
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♪ I got the moon
in both my eyes ♪
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♪ You got a bowl of pizza pie,
hey! ♪
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♪ A bit of pasta with some anime
combined, yeah ♪
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We formed
five GoTrons.
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And those GoTrons
formed the GoGoTron.
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All: Go, GoGoTron!
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♪
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Man:
♪ Take it away, boys!
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Rick: I will never
get sick of this!
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If you were a giant monster
at that time, in our universe,
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you never had a chance.
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Man: ♪ A bit of pasta
with some anime combined ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're two genres, but
each one is intertwined, yeah ♪
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Mine needs a weapon
like a Yo-Yo.
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And a Yo-Yo on the chest.
Are you listening to me?
245
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,269
I-I need you to respect
this partnership.
246
00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:35,923
I kept Rick removed
from the ugly stuff.
247
00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:39,274
If you got in his way,
I got you out of the way.
248
00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,058
And that made more room
to move up.
249
00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,799
The head of my right arm.
250
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,542
Morty: Me? I ended up the left
foot of the left foot --
251
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,979
I guess because our robot
didn't have an asshole.
252
00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,502
Summer:
Well, it had one.
253
00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,679
Bitch! When are you gonna
stop breaking my balls?
254
00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:54,115
You win, okay?
255
00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:55,812
We're not competing, Morty.
And there's your answer.
256
00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,901
I could move you up if I could
trust you to put family first.
257
00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,816
H-how is that
putting family first?
258
00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:02,079
Show me all the blueprints!
Show me all the blueprints!
259
00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:03,994
I agree.
That's an issue.
260
00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:06,910
Big Fat Rick, his flask stays
full or your locker gets empty. Thanks.
261
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,695
I know it feels good
when he likes you,
262
00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,784
but that doesn't mean
him liking you makes you good.
263
00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:13,874
Solid babble, Morty -- like a
fortune cookie written by Borat.
264
00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,310
Yeah, I'm not
as smart as you.
265
00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:16,703
That's why I know
you know what I mean.
266
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,530
You mean, if I really
loved my family,
267
00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,837
I'd give control of it back
to your jealous ass.
268
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:23,361
Green Ferret Four needs a wash,
and we're out of detergent.
269
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,928
I just bought a box.
270
00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:27,627
And Grandpa snorted it because
you make him feel fenced in.
271
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,150
Rick: Sum-Sum?
272
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:31,805
Get two boxes.
273
00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:37,245
Summer: We evacuated
one of the planets we saved,
274
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,638
and built a secret nightclub
on it,
275
00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:39,900
a place no enemies
could find us --
276
00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:41,553
unless you count
my brother.
277
00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:42,946
Morty: I didn't even have
my own ferret anymore.
278
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,469
Summer made me
something called
279
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:45,819
an "associate
security chief" --
280
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,124
whatever the hell
that means.
281
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,735
Rick:
Look at this guy.
282
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,911
And look at this guy.
Look-look at this guy over here.
283
00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:53,435
[ Vocalizes ]
284
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:55,698
Oh, there she is!
My Baby Princess!
285
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,831
Get up here.
Stop the music.
286
00:10:57,874 --> 00:11:01,965
This. Is. Our. Queef --
O-our Queen.
287
00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,576
She saved my life.
She-she set me free.
288
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,405
We wouldn't have what we have
without this crazy bitch.
289
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:08,972
And she's got
a special announcement.
290
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,800
Summer, tell 'em wha-what
we talked about.
291
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:12,062
Now? I don't think --
292
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,716
Okay, I'll do it.
God damn.
293
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,500
Morty: The new job
did have some perks --
294
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,720
like, I got to be around
the night Summer realized
295
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,374
she was in
over her head.
296
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:22,638
Okay, I've got 90 extra ferrets,
which means I need 10 more,
297
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,859
and then four of you
get your own GoGoTron,
298
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,948
and 20%of you
get a GoTron,
299
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:32,474
'cause we're all gonna have
a fucking GoGoGoTron.
300
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,737
He's very excited.
Um...
301
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,434
Oh-pah!
302
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,743
I hate my family.
303
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,527
You should.
304
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:43,964
Get in.
305
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,966
How's it going with
your grandpa's compulsiveness?
306
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:48,664
Is your sister
still enabling it? Huh?
307
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,318
Who are you people?
308
00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,233
Let's just say we're
the rightful owners of these ferrets.
309
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,670
Then, why were they scattered,
and buried across the universe?
310
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,673
We mean in a more general,
cultural sense. Arrrgh!
311
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,893
What your Grandpa did
is called "appropriation."
312
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,808
Not cool!
Hunnnnngh!
313
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,244
Look, Morty,
we've been watching.
314
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,072
We know you're the one
that knows what's best.
315
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,769
Work with us
from the inside.
316
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,684
Help us take over
this operation.
317
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,121
We're literally designed for it.
Mm-hmmmmmm!
318
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,514
Nobody will know
it was you.
319
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,995
Then, you can get back
to what's important.
320
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,561
Are those Boob Bucks?
321
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:20,827
Legal tender at every kiosk
and ride! Huuunh!
322
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,654
I can't.
323
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,961
Summer's treating me like shit,
but she's still my sister.
324
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,571
That's really noble, Morty.
325
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,530
If you were in our family,
your loyalty would be rewarded.
326
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:31,446
But you're not in our family,
which means we can kill you.
327
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:32,752
Oh, yeah?
328
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,892
Morty: And sure enough,
just when I stuck my neck out
329
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,982
for the family,
it got stomped on anyway.
330
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,072
-Dad!
-Mom! Dad!
331
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,992
Hothead Rick, baby!
332
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,037
[ Screams ]
333
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,690
I set myself
up for that!
334
00:12:58,734 --> 00:12:59,866
[ Screams ]
335
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,345
-What the hell happened?!
-Hothead Rick.
336
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,694
How did he get
so close to us?
337
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,044
Morty was supposed
to be security!
338
00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:06,176
-Morty?
-I-I-I stepped away, alright?
339
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,569
But-but not to
let that happen!
340
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:09,527
Morty, we're not
attractive strangers
341
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:10,877
next to you
on a flight to Paris,
342
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,922
traveling alone
to get over a breakup,
343
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,402
so this is no time
to be coy!
344
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,926
-Oh...pah.
-Lil' Ricky.
345
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,406
I'm all wrapped up,
Summer.
346
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:21,409
Guys, I know you don't trust me,
but what have we become?
347
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:22,976
Why are we
doing this anymore?
348
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,629
Because it's fun,
you little rat.
349
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,196
Now go home,
and play video games
350
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,981
while we clean up
these bodies,
351
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,634
or your mother and I will hire
people to break your knees!
352
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,159
This is $16,000
we got from the deep state
353
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,856
for stepping on
that trailer park.
354
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,902
That should be enough for school
lunch and home repairs.
355
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,555
Now, I gotta
turn my back on you.
356
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,470
No!
357
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,516
Summer:
With Morty out of the way, things were looking up.
358
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,344
But looks
aren't everything.
359
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:48,436
Hi, Summer. Um, my cockpit's
not getting Wi-Fi.
360
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,133
Dad, you know that's not
what I do around here.
361
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,222
Oh, I'm not your Dad.
I'm a version of him.
362
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,615
This is my first day here,
363
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,312
and I-I'm not sure
what you do around here.
364
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,532
-Then fuck off.
-Oh, fuck you.
365
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,708
Excuse me?
I want your ID.
366
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:04,452
Mom. Are you Mom? Can you
control your rookie Jerrys.
367
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,584
Sweetie, we're all
a little overwhelmed -
368
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,673
Good point.
You're not a war-time Mom.
369
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,240
Why don't you find
your version of Dad,
370
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:13,026
and take a break,
take a holiday.
371
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,941
I don't have time to wait for
your confirmation,
372
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,812
so let's just say,
if you're here in 10 minutes,
373
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,466
I'll have you removed.
374
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,381
And then, the GoTrons
375
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,731
make the GoTrons,
make the GoTrons.
376
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,691
Couple of snags, but I know
how to speed things up.
377
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,911
Remember when we talked about
how the best thing we could do
378
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,044
for the family is to recruit
outside the family?
379
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,349
Yes. Way ahead of you.
380
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,003
Summer, I want you
to meet Kendra.
381
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,352
She's from
a temp agency.
382
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,354
She's got an entire workforce
ready to go,
383
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:40,183
and all of them have previous
giant robot pilot experience.
384
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,055
So, we'll be ready to go
ahead of schedule.
385
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,970
Well, I don't know
about that but --
386
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,928
Well, Kendra knows. So...
387
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,625
So....
388
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,283
You here
to break my legs?
389
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,372
No. We're here to talk
shit about your sister,
390
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:56,678
because she just
fired us.
391
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,375
-You're kidding.
-Arrogant little bitch.
392
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,421
-Should we clip her?
-No. She's not worth doing time.
393
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,032
You wouldn't do time.
You brought her into the world.
394
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,381
So, I can
take her out.
395
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:05,643
You thought there was
an actual law?
396
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,254
It's a joke
mothers say.
397
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,169
What kind of fucked up world
have you been living in?
398
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,040
Uh, one where your mother
murdering you
399
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,476
isn't a
comedic premise?
400
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,261
Guys, there's a little
adjustment period,
401
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,958
but pretty soon, you're gonna
to return to normal,
402
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,264
and you're not going to
want to kill Summer.
403
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,526
You're not even gonna
be mad at her.
404
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:20,093
Nah, fuck her.
She's my enemy.
405
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:22,182
Should we kill ourselves, so we
can get to hell before her,
406
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,835
and hide near
the entrance?
407
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:26,055
I like that.
408
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,970
Rick fired me.
409
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,885
[ Both consoling ]
410
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,104
I'm sorry.
411
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,323
Are you okay, baby?
What happened to us?
412
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,934
We lost our minds.
413
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,413
I did it.
Morty was right.
414
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,459
I got addicted
to making Grandpa happy.
415
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:39,851
It's only because
your Grandpa
416
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,331
inflates the value
of his happiness.
417
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,942
That's a good point.
I mean, look at me.
418
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,987
I'm easy to make happy,
which is why
419
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,771
nobody gives a shit
if I am.
420
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,426
I appreciate it, but there's
something else too.
421
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,951
I've been really sensitive
about family lately
422
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,214
because of something
I've been keeping secret.
423
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,563
Okay. Who's on
the Supreme Court,
424
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,043
and what state
do we live in?
425
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,305
It's been years
since I've thought about this.
426
00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,133
No, I'm not pregnant.
427
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,657
But as you guys recall, and as a
lot of people keep bringing up,
428
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,703
Morty and I did accidentally
create a giant incest baby,
429
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,531
which the government
did launch into space.
430
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,707
And I'm not sure
how to tell you this,
431
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:13,233
but it is still alive, and I
have been in contact with it.
432
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,975
There were soldiers waiting for
me outside school last month.
433
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,064
They took me to the Pentagon,
and briefed me.
434
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:20,457
And from there, I was shuttled
to a secret base on Mars.
435
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,459
They had captured him,
and wanted to see
436
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:25,767
if he'd respond to me,
instinctively, being his mother.
437
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,334
And he sure did.
438
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,379
But what they didn't expect
was that I'd respond to him.
439
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,033
I was supposed to help
discipline him,
440
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,209
so they could turn him into
the ultimate weapon.
441
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:36,734
Instead, I trained him to love,
to believe in himself,
442
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,910
and finally,
to escape.
443
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:41,696
The government doesn't want
anyone to know it happened,
444
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:44,177
but it's only a matter of time
before the story comes out.
445
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,093
And when it does, all we're
going to have is each other.
446
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:50,096
And you guys are a couple,
and Rick has Morty,
447
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,488
but I'm the odd one out
448
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,056
So, I wanted to make sure
we stuck together.
449
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,494
But instead, I drove us apart,
and Rick replaced me
450
00:16:57,538 --> 00:17:00,715
with an anime girl,
so all I've got is myself
451
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:03,500
and my giant, tortured,
government-trained rogue
452
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:07,113
incest monster baby
out there in space somewhere.
453
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,115
Oh, baby.
What the fuck.
454
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:12,292
And then, you have to wonder,
what else are they doing with our taxes?
455
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,207
Wait. Summer,
what did you just say?
456
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,251
Morty, a lot.
457
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:16,774
He replaced you with
an anime girl?
458
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,428
Big eyes?
Plus signs for teeth?
459
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,517
Ends sentences with weird sounds
that don't fit?
460
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,171
Yeah. That's going to be
his whole crew now.
461
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,956
And they're about to run their
first test on the GoGoGoTron.
462
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,741
Those people want
to steal the robots.
463
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,743
Th-they're gonna kill Rick.
He's all alone.
464
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,092
We-we-we've got
to go save him.
465
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,007
Right.
Or... you know, fuck him.
466
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,835
-I'm good with that.
-Yeah, fuck him.
467
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:37,273
Guys, a great leader once told
me you get the family you get.
468
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:43,149
♪
469
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:46,239
Rick:
Alright. It works. Now, we just got to find a giant monster.
470
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,110
My sensors have
picked one up, Rick.
471
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,764
Okay. Okay
Lock onto its location.
472
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,026
Yeah, got it.
473
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,288
Oh, it's you!
474
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,377
Huh?
475
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:55,900
What the hell is this?
476
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,251
Thanks for making
the biggest robot ever, Rick.
477
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,166
We'll take it from here.
478
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:03,125
You little assholes!
479
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,648
You son of a bitch!
480
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:09,262
♪
481
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,438
Lock a load, boys.
482
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,008
Say "hello"
to my little me.
483
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,359
[ Gun Rick
says "bang" repeatedly" ]
484
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:22,840
[ Laughs ]
485
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,670
Give up, old man.
The G3 is ours.
486
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,890
And last I checked,
your "family"
487
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,718
wasn't coming
to save you, hmm?
488
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:33,416
Giant Invest Baby:
Go go goo goo.
489
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,158
Holy mother of mercy!
490
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,291
My God.
It's beautiful.
491
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:43,165
♪
492
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:46,168
Yeah! Family!
493
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,039
-Is that --
-It's exactly what it looks like. Yes.
494
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,041
Congrats, man.
I see the resemblance.
495
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:54,220
Form the Energy Sword!
Activate the Goddamn sword!
496
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:56,265
Oh, man, the sword. Maybe we
didn't think this through.
497
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,833
They're not actually gonna
attack a space baby, are they?
498
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,400
I never thought I'd be
the one to say this,
499
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,271
but you need to watch
more anime, Mom.
500
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:05,187
Whoa, easy now,
Naruto.
501
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,668
[ All yell ]
502
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:11,324
Bahbah go bye-bye!
503
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,110
[ All scream ]
504
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,112
Kendra: What the hell
is wrong with you people?!
505
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,463
You just have
an incest space monster in your back pocket, huh?
506
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:23,074
Welcome to
the Smith family.
507
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,685
[ Yells ]
508
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,687
Shit. Put that down, Naruto.
Your great-grandpa is in there.
509
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:29,124
What do you say?
One last zipline?
510
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,830
Incest space baby.
Nicely done.
511
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,704
Morty: After that, things pretty
much went back to normal --
512
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,358
some version of it, anyway.
513
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,882
Rick said GoTrons were lame
little kid bullshit,
514
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,927
and we never talked
about them again.
515
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:52,408
Summer:
Except all those gigantic space bugs were still runnin' loose,
516
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,976
and there were no GoTrons left
to fight them.
517
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,283
Morty: Yeah, millions die
every day.
518
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,285
Summer: But you want to know
what they could never kill?
519
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,547
Family.
520
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,244
-Where's Jerry?
-Help!
521
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:04,333
Help! I'm still out here!
522
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,987
[ Yells ]
523
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,554
Morty: Yep, nothing's
more important than--
524
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,295
Hey! Hey!
Whoa-whoa-whoa!
525
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,818
Ugh!
526
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,475
And just like that, I knew
our goose was as cooked as --
527
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:19,000
Voiceovarians. Ugh.
528
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,916
♪ Magic sights,
exciting sounds ♪
529
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:25,267
♪ Come day or night,
and feel around ♪
530
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,183
♪ This is the world
for you ♪
531
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:33,144
♪ No matter where
you've ever been ♪
532
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:38,498
♪ This is the place
your life begiii-i-ins ♪
533
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,805
♪ Boob World
534
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:45,287
♪ It's a world for you,
but it's actually two ♪
535
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:48,247
♪ Boob Wo-o-orld
536
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:50,423
Samansky,
you're late!
537
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:51,728
Won't happen again, sir!
538
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,164
[ All talking ]
539
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,602
Bugs,. Look to your left.
Now, look to your right.
540
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:58,169
None of you are coming back.
Not one.
541
00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:00,433
In the entire history
of this program,
542
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,651
not a single bug
has returned.
543
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:03,174
Alright. Bring it in!
544
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,046
What are we?
-Normal-sized bugs!
545
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,178
-What do we do?
-Travel through an interdimensional
546
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:09,093
gateway to a planet
with tiny people!
547
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:11,792
-Why do we do it?
-To spread the cure for AIDS!
548
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:14,098
Hey, Sarge, how do we know if
these little people
549
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,274
can understand us?
550
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,101
I mean, do these even
speak Buganese?
551
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:20,279
Funny, Palicki.
That's why we say it very loud.
552
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:23,543
Guys, you'll still be the same
civilized bug on their side.
553
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,196
It's not like
interdimensional travel
554
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,895
strips us of our clothes,
and makes us screaming monsters.
555
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:30,071
Or maybe it does.
It's impossible to know.
556
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:31,420
Now, get out of here!
557
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,948
My clothes --
where'd they go?
558
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,964
Man: Did you get any of that?
559
00:21:54,014 --> 00:21:58,564
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