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Now for the much
anticipated performance every year
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let's put our hands together
for our beloved gm
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mister chow-chee-beng
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Don't despair in a moment of failure
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don't fear when you're down and out
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if you lose hope
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and drown your sorrows
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you're but a scarecrow
with a body and no soul
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mrs chow
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your husband is qualified
to join the voice competition
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such a pity
that he sings only once a year
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he'll only do
that with familiar company
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he wouldn't dare to otherwise
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destiny plays a part
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but more is in our control
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you have to fight in order to win
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your gm is quite popular
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yes he is
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then why him?
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Be a man
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not a sissy
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fight on so you will win
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thank you
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all right everyone
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now it's time for our grand lucky draw
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let's invite our ceo to the stage
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a round of applause please
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daddy
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you are ♪awesome
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and you are ♪sweet talker
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so I heard you have shifted?
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Congratulations
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well
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as the kid grows taller
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the ceiling needs to go higher
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the winning number for
today's grand prize is
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they're announcing
the first prize winner
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four-four-four
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who's got it?
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It's me! It's me! It's me
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here! Four-four-four
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sorry everyone
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- thank you! Thank you
- Congratulations
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congratulations chee beng
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thank you
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this is for you
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let's take a picture together
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yes!
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Thank you everyone
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honey
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we've got a $2000 cosmetic voucher
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that's awesome!
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Eight seven
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six five four three
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two
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one
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happy new year
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Daddy happy new year
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dear I am pregnant again
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Fortune
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comes rolling in
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fortune comes rolling
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fortune comes rolling in
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may you be prosperous
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prosperous always
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may romance comes your way
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be loved all your life
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please
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keep this from my wife
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all right take care
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Happy new year
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happy new year to you sis
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happy new year
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uncle! Red packet please
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sis
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so how's your new swimming pool?
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I find it a little small
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I think we'll change to a bigger one
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really?
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You may not believe in this
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but have you blessed the house?
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Must I?
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Of course
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all right
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uncle
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there's only $2 in your red packet
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are you financially tight?
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Is it? -Girl. Don't be rude.
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It's all right
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I probably gave you the wrong one
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here's the right one
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thank you
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it's time to toss the yusheng
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come on
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let's toss the yusheng
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time to toss the yusheng
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my name is chow chee beng
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I am 44 years old this year
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since graduation
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I have been working
at strongman construction
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I have worked through the ranks
till the general manager level
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I hope to find a job
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that pays $30000 to $32000 a month
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so how many years
have you been working for?
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Seventeen years
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so this is the first time
you're unemployed in 17 years?
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Yes
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sorry you don't look the part
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what?
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You are just too old for this start up
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I'm sorry
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you're just too expensive to hire
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Do you know
I'm really hard up for money?
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And I just bought my house
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do you know
how much is my housing loan?
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I don't know
how much is your housing loan
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but I know you can sell your house
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and liquidate your assets for cash
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you do have assets
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it's not like you have nothing
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my wife will kill me
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I suggest you
come clean with your family
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this is the last job match
we can offer you
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if it still doesn't work out
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I suggest that you sell your house
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Hello
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are you number one?
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I am brother fa
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brother fa! Come and take a sit
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what would you like to drink?
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Plain Milo please
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I'll take you
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no I should be giving you a treat
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no
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I meant I am hiring you
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this is it?
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How else would you have it?
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I mean
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don't you find me a little old?
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What am I then?
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That's true
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about the salary?
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As for the salary
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it is up to you
to earn as much as you can
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the basic pay is already pretty good
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so your company
has a commission system?
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Mmmm
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let me pay for this
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Thank you
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but I have to say this
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can you start
from the position of agm?
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Isn't it supposed to be gm?
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Sorry
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I am the gm
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yes yes yes
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actually
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I am more concerned about the pay
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job titles and such
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don't matter much to me
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that's great
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Here we are
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this is a nightclub?
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Yes
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it is really simple
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you only need
to take care of what an agm does
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and you don't have to bother
about the rest of the stuff
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what does an agm do?
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Kumar
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can you brief him on the job please
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hello
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clear this
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I thought it's your job
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so you think it is always
an Indian's job to clear rubbish?
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No! No! No
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I don't mean it that way
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then which way do you mean it?
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I thought you are the cleaner?
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It was my job now it's yours
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how is that so?
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I'm the ex-agm of number 1
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what?
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What your head!
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I quit! You take over
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excuse me
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exit
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Agm?
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Agm?
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Fix it fast
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sign it
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reservation?
Can I have your name please?
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Hey! The toilet is blocked
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what?
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Aren't you the new agm?
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Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful
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At first I was afraid
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I was petrified
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kept thinking I can never live
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without you by my side
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but then I spent so many nights
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thinking how you did me wrong
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and I grew strong
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I learned how to get along
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and so you're back
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from outer space
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I just walked in to find you here
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with that sad look upon your face
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should have changed that stupid lock
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should have made you leave your key
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if I'd known for just one second
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you'd be back to bother me
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go on now! Go
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walk out the door
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just turn around now
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cause you're not welcome anymore
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weren't you the one
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who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
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Do you think I'd crumble?
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Did you think I'd lay down and die?
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Oh no not I
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I will survive
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oh as long as I know how to love
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I know I'll stay alive
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I've got all my life to live
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and I've got all my love to give
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and I'll survive
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I will survive
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hey! Hey
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I was looking for you
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hurry to the backstage
to help them get changed
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quick! Move it
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change clothes?
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Hurry! Hurry
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faster
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brother fa! I really can't do it
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I really can't
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oh my
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I am married
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I have a wife
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I cannot look at other women
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are you sure
you can't once you're married?
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You're sure you don't ever do that?
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You can't put it this way
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agm my zip got stuck
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help me fix it quick
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help
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but I don't know how to do it
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you don't even know
how to pull up a zip?
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That's ridiculous
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you are so clumsy
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that even kym will not forgive you
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that's right
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who is kym?
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You don't even know kym?
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My goodness!
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Kym
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k-y-m
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kuan yin mah
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you don't even know kym!
You're unbelievably stupid
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oh no she's removing her bra
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brother fa! I'm going back first
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haven't you seen drag queens
changing clothes before?
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Hey
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it's helping men to change clothes
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your wife
should be fine with that right?
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Ouch! Ouch
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hurry up
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it hurts! It hurts
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the showing is starting
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agm put on my shoes for me
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hey
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help me with mine when he's done
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stop your nonsense
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we're running out of time
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wear it on your own
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hurry! Let's go
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will you please hurry up?
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It's done
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good boy
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So what does an agm really do?
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It's ah gua manager
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It's already 5 A.M.
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Should I say
you're really early or late?
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What happened?
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The company wanted me
take charge of a Dubai account
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the middle east is in
a different time zone from us
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so I only got to come back now
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how long will this go on for?
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I have no idea
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what do you mean by you don't know?
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You should check with your boss
if you don't know
291
00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:46,540
if they expect you to keep this up
292
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:48,407
you might as well relocate to Dubai
293
00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:50,542
that's right
294
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,601
now that things have come to this
295
00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:53,625
I might as well quit
296
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,448
you'd better not expect me
to support you
297
00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:58,157
don't you dare to quit
298
00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:00,201
hey
299
00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:01,417
don't fall asleep
300
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,582
send Mason and joycelyn
to school first
301
00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:06,167
your Milo is ready
302
00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:07,583
get up
303
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:14,322
Daddy
304
00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:16,578
I'm taking part in
a drama class performance
305
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:17,663
will you come and watch me?
306
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,510
It depends on
whether I have to work that day
307
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:22,575
I won't be able to if I have to work
308
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:23,288
so
309
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,365
It's no promise?
310
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:26,072
Yes
311
00:13:26,292 --> 00:13:27,372
no promise
312
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:29,197
daddy
313
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,643
we'll be going for an overseas
excusion during the holidays
314
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,187
we'll need
to submit our fees next week
315
00:13:33,292 --> 00:13:34,572
do remember to pass me the money
316
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:35,743
next week?
317
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:44,667
Goodbye daddy
318
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,160
goodbye Mason
319
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,375
uncle
320
00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:49,282
your car is so nice to sleep in
321
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,494
I wish you can drive this car forever
322
00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:52,493
I hope so too
323
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:53,708
goodbye
324
00:13:58,625 --> 00:13:59,625
hello
325
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:02,411
this is a message from the bank
326
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:05,037
please repay your
car loan installment on time
327
00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:06,531
darn it
328
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,741
fancy chasing for money
early in the morning
329
00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:13,567
is there seriously no other choice?
330
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:15,507
Are you seriously
not going to sell your house?
331
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:26,701
Brother fa
332
00:14:27,042 --> 00:14:29,078
you're back?
333
00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:30,372
See what I've told you all?
334
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,411
He'll be back
335
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:33,740
hurry give me your money
336
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,414
why did you come back?
337
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,665
Look! There goes the money
I've saved up for perfume
338
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:41,455
hand over the money
339
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:44,667
oh yes
340
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:45,659
I was so busy yesterday
341
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,720
that I forgot
to introduce these boys to you
342
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:48,663
come
343
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:49,667
introduce yourselves
344
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:53,409
hello everyone!
We are the... queens
345
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:56,082
braaaaaa... therhood
346
00:14:58,542 --> 00:14:59,702
hello agm
347
00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:01,309
I am the one with rainbow powers
348
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,949
the unicorn
that even has rainbow coloured poop
349
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:04,656
surely you'll be curious
350
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,874
if my poop is really rainbow-coloured
351
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,043
so I'll let you know
the next time I visit the loo
352
00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:14,158
next we have the cherry-mouthed tiny
353
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:15,375
he eats tiny
354
00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:16,542
smiles and talks tiny
355
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,588
even Jay chou and yoga lim
sang about being tiny
356
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:19,625
he is
357
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:22,458
tiny
358
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:25,458
hi
359
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,699
Next we have money
who was born in the yin year
360
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,309
during the yin month
on a yin day at a yin time
361
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,643
and is easily possessed by spirits
due to his eight characters
362
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:32,702
he is money
363
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,450
he's been possessed by
the stingy spirit since he was three
364
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:37,697
talking about hair
365
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:39,699
this guy is so hairy his mother
started a salon to trim his hair
366
00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:40,493
despite his hairy limbs
367
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,434
no one has ever dared
lay a finger on his hair
368
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:44,995
he has to shave three times a day
369
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,199
he is... Italy
370
00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:48,417
hello
371
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,707
my mother really runs a hair salon
372
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,535
last but not least
373
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:53,535
the gem of number 1
374
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:54,205
his dance moves
375
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:55,748
put all dancers in the world to shame
376
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:56,739
his stage presence
377
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,559
will send wang feng
and Nicholas tse into a frenzy
378
00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,743
his out-of-the-world lipsyncing skills
379
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,550
smashes Shaolin
temple's Shaolin boxing skills
380
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,957
hailing from Taiwan
381
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,328
he is
382
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,539
I am pearly
383
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:11,042
be alert
384
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,125
agm
385
00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:14,247
remember to sweep the floor
386
00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:16,032
yes I will
387
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:19,167
brother fa
388
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:21,157
I am sorry
389
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:22,375
I need to
390
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,036
advance your pay?
391
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:25,739
How do you know?
392
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,741
Usually when someone
starts with “I am sorry”
393
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,740
or hem and haw
394
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,573
they are looking to borrow money
395
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:34,448
I understand
396
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,079
this job is not quite suitable for you
397
00:16:37,292 --> 00:16:38,452
if you do find something else
398
00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:40,248
that suits you better
399
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,117
go ahead
400
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,413
I am fine with it
401
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000
thank you brother fa
402
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:46,787
well I'll just help whenever I can
403
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,042
that's right
404
00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:49,785
we'll take each day as it comes
405
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:50,792
that's right
406
00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:53,374
rest assured
that I'll take good care of you
407
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:54,163
thank you brother fa
408
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:55,455
we're the military police
409
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,123
who is the person in charge here?
410
00:16:58,292 --> 00:16:59,782
We're looking for a runaway soldier
411
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:01,232
his family said we can find him here
412
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,745
his name is heng ong huat
413
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,994
who is heng ong huat?
414
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:10,077
Hey! Stop
415
00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:16,792
Come down
416
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000
stop
417
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:25,792
stop right there
418
00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:29,157
he's making such a din
419
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:35,284
Agm
420
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,081
you did not sweep the floor
421
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,414
you are heng ong huat right?
422
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,583
Brother fa! Help me
423
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,407
brother fal brother fa
424
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,990
So noisy
425
00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:00,042
what do we do now?
426
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,083
Our show is starting soon
427
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:01,489
what do we do?
428
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:03,573
Help to think of something quick
429
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,373
yes what should we do?
430
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,658
Can't they perform with four people?
431
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,867
Well he won't be able
to stand in the middle then
432
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:14,785
who else can stand in?
433
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:20,707
Hey! Didn't you say
we'll help each other?
434
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,077
No! No! No
435
00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:27,997
sit still
436
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,208
when we're on the stage
437
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,160
just sway to the music
438
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:31,768
and don't do anything extra get it?
439
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:32,872
Italy you'll do his hair
440
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,123
money you'll do his makeup
441
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:34,872
tiny you'll pick his clothes
442
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,083
hurry
443
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,744
There's a newcomer
444
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,991
The wind smiles
in the season of spring
445
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:03,076
the voice is sweet in a song
446
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,999
you're just like a happy bird
447
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:08,415
the sun shines brightly in summer
448
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:12,789
beaming on the green wilderness
449
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,537
you've made the world a better place
450
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,911
I remember your smile
451
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:22,323
I remember your goodness
452
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:25,033
the songs among the hills
453
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,457
I am like a grass plain
454
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,740
embraced by your gentleness
455
00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:34,244
I'm sure you know this
456
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,369
you're my sister
457
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:39,871
you're my baby
458
00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,163
oh yeah
459
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,749
no matter how far apart we are
460
00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:45,789
you're my sister
461
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,958
you're my baby
462
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,247
oh yeah
463
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,332
I treasure what we have
464
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:55,498
you're my sister
465
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:58,825
you're my baby
466
00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:00,282
oh yeah
467
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,786
no matter how far apart we are
468
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,116
you're my sister you're my baby
469
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,333
you're my sister
470
00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:07,873
you're my baby
471
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,914
oh yeah
472
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:14,331
I treasure what we have
473
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,250
Move! Move! Move
474
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,417
I love you
475
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,039
Agm
476
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,241
you have danced well! Good job
477
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,458
good job
478
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:04,489
wow! You've got a red packet
479
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,494
it's a little wet
480
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:08,039
I'll dry it for you
481
00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:14,452
How is it? How did you find it?
482
00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:19,031
I am not fine with it
483
00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:20,042
why?
484
00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:21,577
You danced really well
485
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:22,827
and the audience love it
486
00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:24,077
so why aren't you fine with it?
487
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,199
I can try to deal with
being a drag queen manager
488
00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:28,417
but to dress up in this way
to perform on the stage
489
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,411
I -he looks down on us
490
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:32,875
I did not say that
491
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,083
yes you do
492
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,865
own up if you're a man
493
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:40,910
I just cannot understand
494
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:42,865
why must we wear fake boobs
495
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:43,572
fake bottoms
496
00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:45,077
and lip-synch?
497
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:46,619
Why can't we put up a proper show?
498
00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:49,073
Can't you just be a proper man
499
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,744
instead of pretending to be a woman?
500
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,285
I find this really crass
501
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,368
what do you know?
502
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,023
This is a cross-dressing performance
503
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,726
stop spouting nonsense
if you don't know anything
504
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,365
or I'll burn you with my cigarette
505
00:22:02,292 --> 00:22:03,828
this is not cross-dressing
506
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,083
this is perversion
507
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,119
stop quarreling
508
00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:09,206
brother
509
00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:11,282
I know you don't like this job
510
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,116
I'm fine if you want to leave
511
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,114
however
512
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,925
I still have to split
today's earning with you
513
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:17,580
otherwise
514
00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:19,123
it will be unfair to you
515
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:22,875
this is yours
516
00:22:26,292 --> 00:22:27,122
this is yours
517
00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:28,125
thank you
518
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:29,197
this is yours
519
00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:30,122
thank you brother fa
520
00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:31,285
this is yours
521
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:32,663
this is yours
522
00:22:33,708 --> 00:22:34,413
I am sorry
523
00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:36,365
you've got the least today
524
00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:37,830
this is considered little?
525
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,114
Yes it is
526
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,456
this is a 'consolation prize'
527
00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:41,667
I get the starters prize'
528
00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:42,577
this is third prize
529
00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:43,998
second prize
530
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:45,118
and of course
531
00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,332
the first prize goes
to pearly like it does everyday
532
00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:56,159
If you are willing
to continue as agm
533
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,577
and also perform onstage
534
00:22:57,792 --> 00:23:01,205
your earnings
will surely be more than this
535
00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:02,702
think about it
536
00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:13,784
Now we're going through
the lip-synching practice
537
00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:15,125
brothers
538
00:23:15,292 --> 00:23:21,162
a-e-1-0-u
539
00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,573
One two three
540
00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:34,533
how I envy you
541
00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,331
you are born for this
542
00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:38,062
it's a no
for his eyebrows - shave them
543
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,368
no! No! No
544
00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:40,743
if you shaved my eyebrows
545
00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:42,405
my wife will definitely find out
546
00:23:43,542 --> 00:23:45,203
so he's got a wife
547
00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:46,208
apart from the eyebrows
548
00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:48,203
shave everything else
549
00:23:50,417 --> 00:23:56,788
a-e-1-0-u
550
00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:01,198
why can't we sing for real?
551
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:02,328
When we're doing a drag show
552
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,062
we perform with female artistes' songs
553
00:24:04,167 --> 00:24:05,268
singing for real with our manly voice
554
00:24:05,292 --> 00:24:06,452
is going to sound real bad
555
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,990
so we can't sing for real?
556
00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:10,539
I've told you we cannot
557
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,240
don't you get it?
558
00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:16,290
This is a rule set by pearly
559
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:17,940
you'd better sear it into your heart
560
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,248
and the timing starts now
561
00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:22,250
hurry up
562
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:25,249
go! Go! Go
563
00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:28,574
fail! Fail! Fail
564
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:33,740
what are you doing?
565
00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:46,032
I am practising
566
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:47,581
how to help you
567
00:24:47,792 --> 00:24:48,281
get it off
568
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:49,500
you're crazy
569
00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:50,705
I'm already so pregnant
570
00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:52,993
it doesn't matter
571
00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:55,290
there are different ways
to go about it
572
00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:56,281
come on baby
573
00:24:56,292 --> 00:24:57,077
no
574
00:24:57,292 --> 00:25:00,284
Four three two one
575
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,208
yes
576
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:03,577
ready...
577
00:25:03,792 --> 00:25:06,283
One-two-three-four
578
00:25:06,292 --> 00:25:08,283
five-six-seven-eight
579
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,536
two-two-three-four
580
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:13,082
five-six-seven-eight
581
00:25:13,292 --> 00:25:15,283
turn-two-three-four
582
00:25:19,292 --> 00:25:19,530
I'm sorry
583
00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:21,286
we'll try it again
584
00:25:21,292 --> 00:25:22,281
forget it
585
00:25:22,292 --> 00:25:24,332
we won't make it in time
we'll go old-school tonight
586
00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:39,326
Grandpa sun arises from bed
587
00:25:39,542 --> 00:25:43,330
the rooster crows and we awake
588
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:47,326
you give chase and I run away
589
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:50,200
let's race to the school
590
00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:54,114
looking at the children's
adorable smiles
591
00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:55,333
it's aiyoyo! Aiyoyo
592
00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:58,200
my tiredness just melts away
593
00:25:58,417 --> 00:26:00,123
good morning teacher
594
00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:02,324
good morning children
595
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:06,076
let's start our school day
596
00:26:21,375 --> 00:26:25,368
I doze off in lesson
597
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:29,072
I shake my head at questions
598
00:26:29,292 --> 00:26:32,580
eyes on the blackboard
but the heart's at the beach
599
00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:36,159
you be the fisherman
and I'll be the pirate
600
00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:39,788
if you don't work hard now
601
00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:43,663
it'll be too late
for regrets in future
602
00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:46,115
good morning teacher
603
00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:48,039
good morning children
604
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:51,447
let's start our school day
605
00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:04,698
Thank you
606
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:08,123
this is really funny
607
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:21,410
Do you know sign language?
608
00:27:22,417 --> 00:27:23,417
What?
609
00:27:24,417 --> 00:27:26,408
You're 'deaf' and yet
you don't learn sign language?
610
00:27:26,417 --> 00:27:28,373
Why don't you hurry along
and get reincarnated?
611
00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:31,120
Why is it so hard
to follow my instructions?
612
00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:33,540
Or you just don't know how
to respect the performance?
613
00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:35,741
Lip-synching means
you don't sing out loud
614
00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:37,414
don't you get it?
615
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,036
Do you know why people your age
616
00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:41,285
can't get any jobs?
617
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:44,242
Because you people are
so full of yourselves
618
00:27:44,458 --> 00:27:46,289
you thought you know it all
619
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,456
and don't have to learn anymore
620
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,164
you thought you're older
621
00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:51,490
and wiser
622
00:27:51,708 --> 00:27:53,448
wiser my foot
623
00:27:53,458 --> 00:27:55,073
if you don't get this into your head
624
00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:56,452
you get the hell out of here
625
00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:58,493
hello?
626
00:27:59,417 --> 00:28:00,998
Am I waiting for cab?
627
00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:03,458
Answer me
628
00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:05,119
do you understand?
629
00:28:09,292 --> 00:28:10,292
Yes
630
00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:12,458
moron
631
00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:20,331
Why must we lipsynch?
632
00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:23,499
Why can't we sing for real?
633
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,037
These are traditions
634
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:28,286
why is it
that during Chinese new year
635
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,582
many will hire
the lion dance troops to perform?
636
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,123
Don't they find it noisy?
637
00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:33,643
Why is it that during
the hungry ghost festival
638
00:28:33,667 --> 00:28:36,079
many will burn incense paper?
639
00:28:36,292 --> 00:28:36,781
Does it not smell awful?
640
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,493
Doesn't it create air pollution?
641
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:41,492
These people
just value traditions more
642
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,559
what traditions? I don't get it
643
00:28:42,583 --> 00:28:44,949
I don't understand
them very well myself
644
00:28:45,167 --> 00:28:46,498
pearly knows it better
645
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,491
he came from Taiwan
646
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,331
what does he know?
647
00:28:50,542 --> 00:28:52,282
You're the owner
of this place mind you
648
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,331
this place doesn't belong to me
649
00:28:55,542 --> 00:28:57,498
it belongs to my younger brother
650
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,411
he took pearly in
651
00:28:59,625 --> 00:29:02,116
pearly has had a hard life
652
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:05,166
so try not to take
what he said to heart
653
00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:10,612
sister Phoenix is looking for me?
654
00:29:14,042 --> 00:29:14,531
Chow yun fatt
655
00:29:14,542 --> 00:29:15,122
yes
656
00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:16,373
you have not introduced us
657
00:29:16,542 --> 00:29:17,542
yes
658
00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:19,458
she is sister Phoenix
659
00:29:19,542 --> 00:29:21,248
the big sister of this street
660
00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:24,416
and also the chairman
of the budget association
661
00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:27,537
it's butcher association
662
00:29:27,542 --> 00:29:28,702
yes
663
00:29:29,042 --> 00:29:30,122
nice to meet you
664
00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:32,375
nice to meet you too
665
00:29:34,542 --> 00:29:37,033
we rented this unit from her
666
00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:39,366
sister Phoenix this is our new agm
667
00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:41,164
his name is
668
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:42,534
cb
669
00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:43,990
Today is my birthday
670
00:29:44,208 --> 00:29:45,323
let's down five mugs
671
00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:47,583
two mugs? All right
672
00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:53,123
you're not allowed to leave
if they are not finished
673
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:55,042
sister Phoenix
674
00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:56,744
I have not taken such big mugs before
675
00:29:57,125 --> 00:29:59,707
so you're not giving me face?
676
00:30:00,042 --> 00:30:02,579
Sister Phoenix I really
have not drunk so much before
677
00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:04,242
all right
678
00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:06,574
in case you accuse me
of bullying a newcomer
679
00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:10,198
smaller cup is good
680
00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:11,497
let's forget about the wine
681
00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:14,040
let's have coffee
682
00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,285
coffee is good
683
00:30:19,042 --> 00:30:20,042
drink it
684
00:30:21,583 --> 00:30:23,323
sister Phoenix I'll take the big mug
685
00:30:23,542 --> 00:30:24,702
your auntie's grapes
686
00:30:25,042 --> 00:30:27,499
close this place down tomorrow
687
00:30:27,708 --> 00:30:29,448
I'll turn it
into a barbequed pork shop
688
00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:31,077
no! No
689
00:30:31,292 --> 00:30:33,408
cb! Drink up
690
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:34,705
come on
691
00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:36,657
come on cb! Drink up
692
00:30:50,625 --> 00:30:52,957
Isn't this good?
693
00:30:53,167 --> 00:30:54,601
Finish up the drink
and you'll be happy I'll be happy
694
00:30:54,625 --> 00:30:55,614
if I am happy you'll be happy
695
00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:56,705
are you happy?
696
00:30:57,292 --> 00:30:57,496
Happy
697
00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:59,039
drink up
698
00:31:05,667 --> 00:31:07,328
You come over here
699
00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:16,036
You refused to drink when asked to
700
00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:18,286
now you'll pay for it
701
00:31:35,667 --> 00:31:36,667
You
702
00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:40,998
you vomited
all over yourself last night
703
00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:43,199
brother fa had to deal
with sister Phoenix
704
00:31:43,417 --> 00:31:45,328
and no one knew your address
705
00:31:45,542 --> 00:31:47,078
so I had to bring you with me
706
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,000
thank you
707
00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,323
You're a university graduate?
708
00:32:00,667 --> 00:32:02,703
Did you think
I was cosplaying a graduate?
709
00:32:05,042 --> 00:32:06,703
What did you major in?
710
00:32:07,417 --> 00:32:08,702
Civil engineering
711
00:32:09,542 --> 00:32:10,622
so did I
712
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:13,706
so why didn't you join the industry?
713
00:32:18,167 --> 00:32:19,577
I'm asking a stupid question
714
00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:26,414
So your folks are all in Taiwan?
715
00:32:27,667 --> 00:32:29,507
They've been driven
to their early graves by me
716
00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:32,573
that's but of course
717
00:32:33,208 --> 00:32:34,448
you could have been an engineer
718
00:32:34,542 --> 00:32:35,952
yet you chose to be a drag queen
719
00:32:36,167 --> 00:32:36,952
if I were them
720
00:32:37,167 --> 00:32:38,607
I would have died an early death too
721
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:42,369
there's no way I can go home now
722
00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:44,744
had brother cai not taken me in
723
00:32:46,292 --> 00:32:47,577
I'd probably be
724
00:32:48,042 --> 00:32:50,374
is brother cai
the younger brother of brother fa?
725
00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:51,743
Didn't you know that?
726
00:32:53,167 --> 00:32:54,532
Where is he now?
727
00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:58,073
I did not succeed in killing myself
728
00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:00,744
but he did
729
00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:07,739
My landlord is here
730
00:33:07,750 --> 00:33:08,750
you'd better go
731
00:33:14,208 --> 00:33:15,208
Uncle
732
00:33:26,792 --> 00:33:29,784
Can you please
not bring men back next time?
733
00:33:29,792 --> 00:33:31,077
What do you mean?
734
00:33:31,292 --> 00:33:32,292
He is just a colleague
735
00:33:32,417 --> 00:33:33,532
filthy
736
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:36,036
if I weren't short of money
737
00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:38,411
I would not have taken your money
738
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,786
I neither steal nor snatch
739
00:33:41,792 --> 00:33:45,364
I earn my money through my hard work
740
00:33:45,583 --> 00:33:47,665
what right do you have
to look down on me?
741
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,456
Where were you last night?
742
00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:13,072
It was like this
743
00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:15,492
I came back late last night
and saw you were fast asleep
744
00:34:15,542 --> 00:34:16,827
so I did not wake you up
745
00:34:17,042 --> 00:34:18,434
and I left early this morning again
746
00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:19,476
so what did you come back for?
747
00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,780
I came back to change my clothes
748
00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:27,226
I was having breakfast
with a foreign worker
749
00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:29,161
and he dirtied my clothes accidentally
750
00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:30,831
so I had to come back to change
751
00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:33,415
and he let you wear
this hello kitty shirt?
752
00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:36,909
Well you know
753
00:34:37,125 --> 00:34:38,661
foreign workers don't earn much
754
00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:41,491
he bought his cheap shirts
at the night market
755
00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:43,309
and it so happened
to be a hello kitty one
756
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:45,415
I felt so embarassed on my way home
757
00:34:47,042 --> 00:34:48,282
I'll take a shower first
758
00:34:51,875 --> 00:34:52,875
wait
759
00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:56,323
come on
760
00:34:56,542 --> 00:34:57,601
you've made the shirt so dirty
761
00:34:57,625 --> 00:34:59,206
let me wash it clean
before returning it
762
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,990
you're the best
763
00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:10,250
Sis
764
00:35:10,417 --> 00:35:11,532
you look different
765
00:35:12,333 --> 00:35:13,533
because I didn't wear make up?
766
00:35:13,583 --> 00:35:14,368
You look tired
767
00:35:14,583 --> 00:35:14,992
you are tired
768
00:35:15,208 --> 00:35:16,208
why are you tired?
769
00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:17,458
It's nothing
770
00:35:23,875 --> 00:35:27,948
I must not let other soldiers
discover that I am a girl
771
00:35:28,792 --> 00:35:33,707
I must not let our family's
reputation be ruined
772
00:35:35,417 --> 00:35:38,250
actually it
concerns your brother-in-law
773
00:35:38,458 --> 00:35:40,369
has he stopped touching you?
774
00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:42,494
Hey we're in school
775
00:35:43,167 --> 00:35:44,476
they wouldn't know
what we're talking about
776
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:47,037
my name is mulan
777
00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:50,408
I am stronger than any other man
778
00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,957
he touches me a lot recently
779
00:35:54,167 --> 00:35:55,828
so that's why you're tired?
780
00:35:56,042 --> 00:35:57,042
No!
781
00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:00,240
But I just feel
782
00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:03,165
something is different
783
00:36:03,708 --> 00:36:04,367
father
784
00:36:04,583 --> 00:36:06,039
for your honour
785
00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,286
I will fight the enemy
to my last breath
786
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,240
and protect our homeland
787
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,787
kids look so cute
when they cross dress
788
00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:20,328
the wind smiles
in the season of spring
789
00:36:20,542 --> 00:36:24,831
the voice is sweet in a song
790
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:27,491
you're just like a happy bird
791
00:36:27,708 --> 00:36:30,165
the sun shines brightly in summer
792
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:34,539
beaming on the green wilderness
793
00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:37,207
you've made the world a better place
794
00:36:37,417 --> 00:36:39,624
I remember your smile
795
00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:43,781
I remember your goodness
796
00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:46,787
the songs among the hills
797
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,286
I am like a grass plain
798
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:53,493
embraced by your gentleness
799
00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:55,949
I'm sure you know this
800
00:36:56,167 --> 00:36:58,283
you're my sister
801
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:01,572
you're my baby
802
00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:03,077
oh yeah
803
00:37:03,292 --> 00:37:05,453
no matter how far apart we are
804
00:37:05,667 --> 00:37:07,874
you're my sister
805
00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:10,870
you're my baby
806
00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:12,163
oh yeah
807
00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:17,540
I treasure what we have
808
00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:27,374
You are awesome
809
00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:31,583
not bad at all
810
00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:33,622
thank you
811
00:37:42,708 --> 00:37:43,823
Thank you boss
812
00:37:47,292 --> 00:37:48,292
know what guys
813
00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:52,035
the cosmetics
are getting real expensive
814
00:37:53,042 --> 00:37:53,827
and this person here
815
00:37:54,042 --> 00:37:55,042
you! You
816
00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,684
after spending 3 to 4 hours
putting on the make up
817
00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:58,573
you take it all off
the moment the show is over
818
00:37:59,292 --> 00:38:00,292
you're being so wasteful
819
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:01,990
it's all money
820
00:38:02,208 --> 00:38:02,913
so
821
00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:05,411
Why didn't brother fa
join us for supper?
822
00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:11,700
Tomorrow is his brother's
death anniversay
823
00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:22,289
Why did he commit suicide?
824
00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,619
Do you think we're having it easy?
825
00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:34,780
It is hard when the family
does not understand
826
00:38:41,167 --> 00:38:43,408
Fortunately brother fa
took over the place
827
00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:44,956
otherwise where would we be?
828
00:38:45,167 --> 00:38:46,167
Where?
829
00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:48,123
Out on the streets
830
00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:52,244
he is feeling guilty
831
00:38:57,625 --> 00:38:59,866
Well guilty or not
832
00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:03,117
so long as we're in business!
833
00:39:04,125 --> 00:39:05,410
Damned faggots
834
00:39:09,208 --> 00:39:10,618
who is the faggot scolding?
835
00:39:10,833 --> 00:39:11,948
You of course
836
00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:15,830
that's right you're the faggot
who is scolding me
837
00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:22,101
I'll not come if I had known
there are homosexuals here
838
00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:24,116
might just catch aids
839
00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:26,615
you are the one who'll get aids
840
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,500
zhu li de?
841
00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:34,289
Zhu li de? It's really you?
842
00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:35,583
I'm Vincent
843
00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:36,750
do you know him?
844
00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:37,792
A secondary schoolmate
845
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:38,656
tell you guys something
846
00:39:38,875 --> 00:39:41,241
this is the faggot
who really got it from me back then
847
00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:43,323
how have you been?
848
00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:45,330
Know what?
849
00:39:45,542 --> 00:39:47,624
He used to insist on
using the female toilet
850
00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:49,268
I thought
he wanted to peep at the girls
851
00:39:49,292 --> 00:39:50,407
who would have known
852
00:39:50,625 --> 00:39:53,162
he really wanted to use the toilet
853
00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:56,498
have you saved up enough
for the operation?
854
00:39:56,708 --> 00:39:58,198
Let us know when you've done so
855
00:39:58,417 --> 00:39:59,434
or our friends might just get a shock
856
00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:01,198
when we meet up for class gatherings
857
00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:04,159
zhu li de has become Juliet
858
00:40:06,167 --> 00:40:06,781
where's your Romeo?
859
00:40:06,792 --> 00:40:07,792
Where's Romeo?
860
00:40:09,208 --> 00:40:10,664
Cut it out friend
861
00:40:13,208 --> 00:40:14,208
who is your friend?
862
00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:15,458
Faggot
863
00:40:15,542 --> 00:40:17,157
are faggots not human?
864
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:19,768
Perhaps you guys should leave
865
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,202
you're making it hard for my business
866
00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:22,493
boss you've got to be reasonable
867
00:40:22,708 --> 00:40:24,198
he started the quarrel first
868
00:40:24,208 --> 00:40:24,537
yet you're asking us to go?
869
00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:26,206
Darn and who are you?
870
00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:26,412
The pimp?
871
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:27,364
Yes
872
00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:28,583
your mother's pimp
873
00:40:28,792 --> 00:40:30,392
he pimped your mother
out to some asshole
874
00:40:30,583 --> 00:40:31,197
without getting money in return
875
00:40:31,417 --> 00:40:32,998
and she gave birth to you
876
00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:34,994
a piece of shit
877
00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:36,368
what the hell are you saying?
878
00:40:38,208 --> 00:40:38,993
Say it again if you dare
879
00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:39,617
say it again
880
00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:42,199
faggot! Faggot
881
00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:46,197
how dare you hit my friend
882
00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:46,822
come on
883
00:40:47,167 --> 00:40:48,167
you've got no guts?
884
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:51,083
Let's fight
885
00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:53,708
come on
886
00:41:23,542 --> 00:41:26,284
Are we not human?
887
00:41:40,292 --> 00:41:41,623
Such a life is tough
888
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:44,330
I am luckier than them
889
00:41:44,542 --> 00:41:46,282
my mother can accept me for who I am
890
00:41:46,625 --> 00:41:48,581
I work in her salon during the day
891
00:41:48,792 --> 00:41:51,283
and sideline during the night
892
00:41:51,792 --> 00:41:53,077
at least
893
00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:54,498
I have a home to return to
894
00:42:00,542 --> 00:42:02,282
You said just now
895
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:04,115
that we are friends
896
00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:05,539
are you for real?
897
00:42:08,333 --> 00:42:09,333
Of course
898
00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:12,208
all right
899
00:42:12,375 --> 00:42:13,455
I'l remember this
900
00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:39,741
Other companies have
corporate social responsibility
901
00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:41,619
so do we
902
00:42:43,333 --> 00:42:44,698
do we get tax rebates this way?
903
00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:50,036
Handsome uncle leong
904
00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:51,643
which hairstyle do you prefer today?
905
00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:52,201
I know
906
00:42:52,417 --> 00:42:53,577
Jay chou
907
00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:56,372
eat slowly
908
00:42:56,375 --> 00:42:57,660
eat slowly everyone
909
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:01,161
is he making a donation?
910
00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:05,081
Don't be fooled
by his penny-pinching ways
911
00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:08,250
in fact he donates all his earnings
to the nursing home
912
00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:10,289
such a pity that he's a man
913
00:43:10,292 --> 00:43:12,374
I would have married him
if he was a woman
914
00:43:12,583 --> 00:43:16,496
if this home doesn't
raise enough money to renew the lease
915
00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:19,661
I have no idea
where these old folks will go
916
00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:21,538
how much do they need?
917
00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,160
$200,000
918
00:43:23,708 --> 00:43:25,073
do you have it?
919
00:43:25,292 --> 00:43:27,578
I would not be performing
in drag shows if I had the money
920
00:43:34,417 --> 00:43:36,954
I
921
00:43:37,167 --> 00:43:39,408
I want
922
00:43:39,625 --> 00:43:42,412
I want you
923
00:43:42,417 --> 00:43:44,749
I want your
924
00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:47,165
I want your love
925
00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:50,117
why aren't you coming to me?
926
00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:52,449
I
927
00:43:52,667 --> 00:43:55,409
I want
928
00:43:55,417 --> 00:43:57,408
I want you
929
00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:58,998
I'm so out of breath
930
00:43:59,208 --> 00:43:59,412
so
931
00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:01,206
Do you understand a little more now?
932
00:44:01,417 --> 00:44:02,406
More about?
933
00:44:02,417 --> 00:44:04,203
That means you still don't understand
934
00:44:04,417 --> 00:44:06,157
so explain to me
935
00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:07,375
look
936
00:44:07,417 --> 00:44:08,417
do they look happy?
937
00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:11,742
Yes
938
00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:14,074
so that's performance
939
00:44:14,292 --> 00:44:15,292
look
940
00:44:15,417 --> 00:44:16,907
you get the kind of audience
941
00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:18,956
for your kind of show
942
00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:23,120
then we've done a good job
943
00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:25,449
the goddess of mercy will bless you
944
00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:27,995
I want you
945
00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:30,324
I want your
946
00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:32,282
I want your love
947
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:35,455
so why don't you?
948
00:44:35,667 --> 00:44:39,205
Why don't you say you love me?
949
00:44:39,417 --> 00:44:40,417
Come
950
00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:43,742
come together now
951
00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:44,412
let's sing a happy birthday song!
952
00:44:44,625 --> 00:44:45,625
Come
953
00:44:46,667 --> 00:44:54,667
happy birthday to you
954
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:10,116
May everyone be prosperous
955
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:18,286
You're welcome! You're welcome
956
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:25,082
now you are family too
957
00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:53,292
What's happening?
958
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:54,535
Oh dear
959
00:45:54,542 --> 00:45:56,578
brother fa
has put the ktv version on
960
00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:23,701
A lonesome woman
wandering in the vanity of this world
961
00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:30,283
a lonesome woman
carried along by the wind
962
00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:36,579
hoping for that warm pair of hands
963
00:46:37,417 --> 00:46:43,572
to fill the emptiness deep within
964
00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:47,575
I have a flower
965
00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:51,166
its fragrance all enveloping
966
00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:56,536
yet who will come
and seek for it truly?
967
00:46:58,208 --> 00:47:01,120
The flower blossoms for a moment
968
00:47:01,333 --> 00:47:04,325
pick it lest it withers
969
00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:10,120
a woman is like a flower
a flower like a dream
970
00:47:14,208 --> 00:47:20,659
a drag queen
wandering in the vanity of this world
971
00:47:21,042 --> 00:47:27,242
a drag queen carried along by the wind
972
00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:34,030
if you have already known her scent
973
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:41,247
do not ask for whom she blossoms
974
00:47:41,625 --> 00:47:44,458
love is known by those who loved
975
00:47:45,042 --> 00:47:48,034
the wine is known
by those it made drunk
976
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:54,325
the flower blossoms
and withers all in vain
977
00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:57,699
affinity does not wait
978
00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:01,455
like the breeze of spring
979
00:48:01,667 --> 00:48:07,367
a woman is like a flower
a flower like a dream
980
00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:14,454
affinity does not wait
981
00:48:14,667 --> 00:48:17,500
like the breeze of spring
982
00:48:18,375 --> 00:48:26,375
a woman is like a flower
a flower like a dream
983
00:48:47,417 --> 00:48:49,032
Hurry! Hurry
984
00:48:50,708 --> 00:48:51,708
thank you
985
00:48:56,042 --> 00:48:57,703
my goodness
986
00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:01,162
you've got more tips than pearly
987
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,366
make sure you get
the right music tomorrow night
988
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,161
Food will be ready soon
989
00:49:20,167 --> 00:49:21,167
Uncle
990
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:23,741
is that nail Polish?
991
00:49:24,292 --> 00:49:25,327
This is so weird
992
00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:29,536
daddy has a performance
coming up in the company
993
00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:31,741
daddy what's your role?
994
00:49:34,542 --> 00:49:35,748
Demon
995
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,410
show me
996
00:49:38,667 --> 00:49:39,747
please
997
00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:41,702
are you sure?
998
00:49:42,667 --> 00:49:46,865
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8
999
00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:51,326
2-2-3-4-5-6-7-8
1000
00:49:51,542 --> 00:49:55,706
3-2-3-4-5-6-7-8
1001
00:49:58,125 --> 00:49:59,535
uncle
1002
00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:02,036
you can really dance like a girl
1003
00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:04,241
my daddy is so boring
1004
00:50:05,292 --> 00:50:06,292
by the way
1005
00:50:06,417 --> 00:50:08,617
you have not told me
which role you're playing in school
1006
00:50:08,792 --> 00:50:10,157
mulan
1007
00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,785
you are acting as the general right?
1008
00:50:11,792 --> 00:50:13,999
I am acting as mulan
1009
00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:16,665
I don't like mulan
1010
00:50:18,542 --> 00:50:19,031
why?
1011
00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:20,831
Because she is a liar
1012
00:50:21,042 --> 00:50:22,202
she is a girl
1013
00:50:22,417 --> 00:50:25,284
but she hides the truth from the rest
1014
00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:28,207
♪liar
1015
00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:31,787
she has her reasons
1016
00:50:33,042 --> 00:50:34,042
she is doing a good deed
1017
00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:35,493
and it hurts her
1018
00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:37,744
yet she must not tell anyone
1019
00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:40,574
♪ goodliar
1020
00:50:48,667 --> 00:50:49,998
At first I was afraid
1021
00:50:50,208 --> 00:50:51,914
I was petrified
1022
00:50:52,125 --> 00:50:55,822
kept thinking I could
never live without you
1023
00:50:55,833 --> 00:50:57,369
come on! Sing for real
1024
00:50:58,833 --> 00:51:00,289
get the one who can sing on stage
1025
00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:01,956
that's right
1026
00:51:02,167 --> 00:51:03,953
and sing the alternative version
1027
00:51:04,167 --> 00:51:05,873
that's right
1028
00:51:06,083 --> 00:51:14,083
sing for real! Sing for real!
Sing for real
1029
00:51:41,167 --> 00:51:43,283
At first I was afraid
1030
00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:45,536
I was petrified
1031
00:51:46,042 --> 00:51:49,489
kept thinking I could
never live without you by my side
1032
00:51:49,958 --> 00:51:51,949
but then I spent so many nights
1033
00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:53,577
thinking how you did me wrong
1034
00:51:53,792 --> 00:51:55,373
and I grew strong
1035
00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:57,665
and I learned how to get along
1036
00:51:57,875 --> 00:51:59,490
and so you're back
1037
00:51:59,792 --> 00:52:01,703
from outer space
1038
00:52:01,917 --> 00:52:04,374
I just walked in to find you here
1039
00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:06,289
with that sad look upon your face
1040
00:52:06,292 --> 00:52:08,408
I should have changed that stupid lock
1041
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,123
I should have made you leave your key
1042
00:52:10,125 --> 00:52:12,957
if I'd known for just one second
1043
00:52:12,958 --> 00:52:14,323
you'd be back to bother me
1044
00:52:14,542 --> 00:52:15,873
go on now! Go
1045
00:52:16,292 --> 00:52:18,248
- walk out the door
- Did you film it?
1046
00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:20,698
Did you share it?
1047
00:52:20,917 --> 00:52:21,917
You're sure?
1048
00:52:38,167 --> 00:52:39,498
My hero
1049
00:52:40,208 --> 00:52:41,744
you saved my life
1050
00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:43,494
I'm so happy
1051
00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:48,414
fortunately
I was listening to this song
1052
00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:49,750
which song?
1053
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,869
=I will survive -oh no not I
1054
00:52:52,083 --> 00:52:53,994
I will survive
1055
00:52:54,208 --> 00:52:56,164
oh as long as I know how to love
1056
00:52:56,375 --> 00:52:58,206
I know I'll stay alive
1057
00:52:58,417 --> 00:53:00,499
I've got all my life to live
1058
00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:02,414
and I've got all my love to give
1059
00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:04,365
and I'll survive
1060
00:53:04,583 --> 00:53:06,744
I will survive
1061
00:53:06,958 --> 00:53:08,243
hey! Hey
1062
00:53:08,458 --> 00:53:09,458
have all of you heard?
1063
00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:11,915
The performers
of this life-saving song are
1064
00:53:12,125 --> 00:53:13,331
hi everyone! We are
1065
00:53:13,542 --> 00:53:14,748
queens
1066
00:53:14,958 --> 00:53:17,119
braaaaaa... therhood
1067
00:53:17,333 --> 00:53:20,450
hello! I am money
1068
00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:22,373
this is tiny
1069
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,123
this is Italy
1070
00:53:24,583 --> 00:53:26,323
this is pearly
1071
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,375
I am moulin
1072
00:53:32,583 --> 00:53:34,039
the moulin of Moulin Rouge
1073
00:53:34,250 --> 00:53:35,831
with will we can win the day
1074
00:53:36,042 --> 00:53:38,624
our dream is right ahead
1075
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,035
today
1076
00:53:40,542 --> 00:53:41,998
fresh
1077
00:53:42,458 --> 00:53:44,073
change
1078
00:53:44,292 --> 00:53:45,407
goodbye
1079
00:53:45,625 --> 00:53:46,785
there are no limits to beauty
1080
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:48,411
no end to its pursuit
1081
00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:50,286
strive to be perfect
1082
00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:52,991
or be condemned
1083
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,035
don't be discouraged
1084
00:53:54,042 --> 00:53:55,998
ditch the old ideas
1085
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,786
start the change now
1086
00:53:57,792 --> 00:54:00,989
a sparrow can soar just as high
1087
00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:02,743
dear
1088
00:54:03,042 --> 00:54:04,122
this gift is for you
1089
00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:05,333
Mason
1090
00:54:06,125 --> 00:54:08,036
here's a smart phone for you
1091
00:54:08,542 --> 00:54:09,281
thank you
1092
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:10,080
you're welcome
1093
00:54:10,292 --> 00:54:11,077
daddy
1094
00:54:11,292 --> 00:54:12,907
mummy wants me to remind you
1095
00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:14,535
that her birthday is next week
1096
00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:15,750
so don't forget
1097
00:54:16,042 --> 00:54:16,576
no worries
1098
00:54:16,792 --> 00:54:19,158
daddy will take leave on that day
1099
00:54:19,375 --> 00:54:21,226
and daddy is going
to make a deal with mummy now
1100
00:54:21,250 --> 00:54:21,659
look
1101
00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:22,955
let's hook our pinkies
1102
00:54:24,667 --> 00:54:26,783
and don't forget this side too
1103
00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:30,411
oh! Oh! Oh
1104
00:54:30,625 --> 00:54:31,625
do it right now
1105
00:54:31,792 --> 00:54:33,157
yea yea yea yea
1106
00:54:34,292 --> 00:54:34,997
one time
1107
00:54:35,208 --> 00:54:37,039
whichever angle whichever profile
1108
00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,033
strive for
the perfect curve and show it off
1109
00:54:39,042 --> 00:54:40,703
if my waist could
just be a tad smaller
1110
00:54:40,708 --> 00:54:42,369
all my flaws shall become my strengths
1111
00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:43,364
there are no limits to beauty
1112
00:54:43,375 --> 00:54:45,286
no end to its pursuit
1113
00:54:45,292 --> 00:54:47,408
strive to be perfect
1114
00:54:48,083 --> 00:54:49,414
this video is so funny
1115
00:54:49,625 --> 00:54:51,536
I'm going to tag all my friends in it
1116
00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:53,535
mummy! Look at this video
1117
00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:54,956
it's so funny
1118
00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:57,249
does this person look like daddy?
1119
00:54:57,458 --> 00:54:58,994
What are you looking at?
1120
00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:00,414
What's this?
1121
00:55:00,667 --> 00:55:03,204
My goodness!
How do we block this video?
1122
00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:05,369
Parenting nowadays is so difficult
1123
00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:06,038
Mason
1124
00:55:06,250 --> 00:55:06,659
Jocelyn
1125
00:55:06,875 --> 00:55:08,081
no phones for a week
1126
00:55:08,083 --> 00:55:09,163
what?
1127
00:55:10,375 --> 00:55:12,491
See what you've done Mason
1128
00:55:18,417 --> 00:55:20,123
Ah... oh
1129
00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:21,743
ah... oh hey
1130
00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:23,661
take a taxi take a car
let's go to takashimaya
1131
00:55:23,667 --> 00:55:25,578
come and I'll treat you
to pig's trotters
1132
00:55:25,792 --> 00:55:27,498
ah... oh
1133
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:29,081
ah... oh hey
1134
00:55:29,292 --> 00:55:31,203
take a taxi take a car
let's go to takashimaya
1135
00:55:31,417 --> 00:55:32,998
here she comes
1136
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:34,208
hurry! Hurry
1137
00:55:34,375 --> 00:55:36,115
he is here to create trouble
1138
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:37,726
pretending to know it all
when he doesn't
1139
00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:40,116
now everyone thinks
that's how a drag show should be
1140
00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:42,119
then why do we bother
to practise lip synching?
1141
00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:43,661
This is making me so mad
1142
00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:45,375
why?
1143
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:47,115
Are you guys on his side now?
1144
00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:48,786
You're a materialistic lot!
1145
00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:51,832
Watch it or you'll get slapped
by goddess of mercy
1146
00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:53,831
say something
1147
00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:55,740
have you all gone dumb?
1148
00:55:56,583 --> 00:55:57,117
Actually I
1149
00:55:57,333 --> 00:55:58,368
this won't do
1150
00:55:58,583 --> 00:56:00,744
I can't keep singing alone
1151
00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:03,116
can we change the performance
line up a little?
1152
00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:04,114
Get someone to perform 3 songs
1153
00:56:04,125 --> 00:56:05,456
or insert a talk show
1154
00:56:05,667 --> 00:56:07,453
I'll really burn out if I keep this up
1155
00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:10,452
are you calling the shots now?
1156
00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:12,409
No
1157
00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:14,616
I'm just making a suggestion
1158
00:56:16,167 --> 00:56:16,576
all right
1159
00:56:17,167 --> 00:56:18,577
is everyone ready?
1160
00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,657
Brother fa
it's my wife's birthday tomorrow
1161
00:56:20,667 --> 00:56:21,782
may I take leave?
1162
00:56:21,792 --> 00:56:22,781
You want to take leave?
1163
00:56:22,792 --> 00:56:23,792
Oh dear
1164
00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:26,741
moulin
1165
00:56:29,167 --> 00:56:30,156
my dear empress
1166
00:56:30,167 --> 00:56:31,953
we need to use the loo
1167
00:56:32,167 --> 00:56:32,952
hurry and go
1168
00:56:33,167 --> 00:56:33,622
sister Phoenix
1169
00:56:33,833 --> 00:56:34,833
take a sit
1170
00:56:35,167 --> 00:56:35,246
come
1171
00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:36,458
let's drink
1172
00:56:38,625 --> 00:56:39,159
again?
1173
00:56:39,375 --> 00:56:41,161
I'm giving you a toast
1174
00:56:41,167 --> 00:56:44,159
I brewed this myself
1175
00:56:44,542 --> 00:56:46,783
it has a real kick to it
1176
00:56:47,167 --> 00:56:48,452
come on! Drink up
1177
00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:53,119
you had better drink it
before I get angry
1178
00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:54,743
all right! All right
1179
00:56:55,667 --> 00:56:56,747
I'l drink it
1180
00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:04,448
Oh my goodness
1181
00:57:05,208 --> 00:57:07,199
why did you take such a big mouthful?
1182
00:57:07,208 --> 00:57:09,164
I've already told you
this wine is very strong
1183
00:57:09,375 --> 00:57:11,206
I asked you to take just a bit
1184
00:57:11,208 --> 00:57:12,823
yet you took so much
1185
00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:17,198
you shouldn't have taken
my words so seriously
1186
00:57:17,208 --> 00:57:18,243
sister Phoenix
1187
00:57:18,458 --> 00:57:20,494
we all know how serious
you are in making friends
1188
00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:21,197
how about
1189
00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:22,998
making it three mouthfuls?
1190
00:57:23,208 --> 00:57:24,208
Three?
1191
00:57:24,417 --> 00:57:25,998
He said it! Not me
1192
00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:27,208
three!
1193
00:57:46,750 --> 00:57:47,785
You're awesome
1194
00:57:52,542 --> 00:57:54,351
I am going to
have my birthday party here tomorrow
1195
00:57:54,375 --> 00:57:55,740
and watch your show all right?
1196
00:57:57,458 --> 00:57:59,323
Hey you! Come over
1197
00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:01,038
yes
1198
00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:03,457
sister Phoenix
did you spike his drink?
1199
00:58:03,667 --> 00:58:05,453
Watch your mouth
1200
00:58:05,667 --> 00:58:07,373
I am not such a person
1201
00:58:09,542 --> 00:58:10,542
moulin
1202
00:58:10,708 --> 00:58:12,289
when I am here
1203
00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:13,292
tomorrow for my party
1204
00:58:13,458 --> 00:58:14,994
I must see you here
1205
00:58:15,208 --> 00:58:16,744
if I don't
1206
00:58:17,125 --> 00:58:18,285
I will be very unhappy
1207
00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:21,037
and when I am unhappy
1208
00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:25,198
I will do a lot of things
that will make me happy
1209
00:58:25,417 --> 00:58:26,702
understood?
1210
00:58:26,708 --> 00:58:27,618
Great
1211
00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:28,785
so we're settled
1212
00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:37,750
Thank you
1213
00:58:51,167 --> 00:58:52,282
Are you all right?
1214
00:58:54,208 --> 00:58:55,323
Ghost
1215
00:58:56,333 --> 00:58:57,368
you are one yourself
1216
00:58:57,583 --> 00:58:58,583
darn you
1217
00:59:23,667 --> 00:59:24,326
Father! Do something
1218
00:59:24,542 --> 00:59:27,329
hold him down! Hold him down
1219
00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:29,119
what are you doing?
1220
00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:32,325
In the name of the father son
1221
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:34,369
and holy ghost amen
1222
00:59:34,583 --> 00:59:37,450
most glorious prince
of the heavenly armies
1223
00:59:37,667 --> 00:59:38,667
and
1224
00:59:38,792 --> 00:59:40,373
don't speak to me in english
1225
00:59:41,375 --> 00:59:42,581
I don't understand you
1226
00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:47,373
you're not educated?
1227
00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:53,208
Why are all of you in my house?
1228
00:59:53,625 --> 00:59:55,741
Are you all trying to bully me
1229
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:58,536
seeing that my husband is not with me?
1230
01:00:00,083 --> 01:00:01,664
You... who are you?
1231
01:00:02,292 --> 01:00:05,739
Why did you possess my husband?
1232
01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:09,371
Your husband works so hard
1233
01:00:09,375 --> 01:00:11,366
and he is so tired
1234
01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:13,411
and down on his luck
1235
01:00:13,625 --> 01:00:15,661
so I possessed his body
1236
01:00:17,375 --> 01:00:20,492
you had better treat your husband well
1237
01:00:23,417 --> 01:00:26,250
don't follow in my footsteps
1238
01:00:26,458 --> 01:00:29,416
I've married a good man
1239
01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:32,329
yet I have driven him away
1240
01:00:33,417 --> 01:00:34,202
sis
1241
01:00:34,417 --> 01:00:37,033
I think she is
the previous owner of this house
1242
01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:39,411
this place
doesn't belong to you anymore
1243
01:00:39,417 --> 01:00:41,408
you had better leave
1244
01:00:41,417 --> 01:00:44,489
delay no... I want to wait for him here
1245
01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:54,366
I'm waiting for him to return
1246
01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:57,416
I think it is time
to use the holy water
1247
01:00:57,417 --> 01:00:58,406
holy water
1248
01:00:58,417 --> 01:00:59,452
all right! All right
1249
01:00:59,667 --> 01:01:00,702
I will leave
1250
01:01:07,125 --> 01:01:09,366
Your husband loves you so much
1251
01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:12,416
treat him well
1252
01:01:13,458 --> 01:01:15,073
or else
1253
01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:16,239
do you understand?
1254
01:01:16,458 --> 01:01:18,540
Yes! All right
1255
01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:21,119
you said it
1256
01:01:23,708 --> 01:01:25,915
in the name of Jesus Christ
1257
01:01:26,125 --> 01:01:27,456
I expel you
1258
01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:39,040
Why am I dressed as a woman?
1259
01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:39,989
Brother-in-law
1260
01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:41,434
you were being possessed by a ghost
1261
01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:42,743
I have said it many times
1262
01:01:43,083 --> 01:01:45,495
this house has spirits in it
1263
01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:49,493
daddy
1264
01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:50,500
are you all right now?
1265
01:01:50,667 --> 01:01:53,499
Do you still remember
it's mom's birthday tomorrow?
1266
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:54,239
Tomorrow?
1267
01:01:54,458 --> 01:01:56,244
No I mean tomorrow?
1268
01:01:57,750 --> 01:01:59,286
The restaurant is just up ahead
1269
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:00,489
it is quite famous
1270
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:02,036
it had better be good
1271
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:07,992
so the drag queens are performing here
1272
01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:10,168
I can't believe
why everyone is talking about them
1273
01:02:10,292 --> 01:02:10,496
precisely
1274
01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:12,494
they will teach children
the wrong values
1275
01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:13,489
the government should
ban their activities
1276
01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:15,206
I agree totally
1277
01:02:15,417 --> 01:02:16,497
the restaurant is just up ahead
1278
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:17,205
it is quite famous
1279
01:02:17,417 --> 01:02:18,953
you have said that already
1280
01:02:19,167 --> 01:02:19,531
let's go
1281
01:02:20,167 --> 01:02:21,167
hello aunt! Hello uncle
1282
01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:21,705
hello
1283
01:02:22,042 --> 01:02:23,532
happy birthday! Aunt
1284
01:02:23,542 --> 01:02:24,122
thank you
1285
01:02:24,333 --> 01:02:24,788
Mason
1286
01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:27,286
why did your daddy
choose this restaurant?
1287
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:28,535
I hope the food is good
1288
01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:29,535
girl
1289
01:02:29,542 --> 01:02:30,201
don't be rude
1290
01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:30,951
no
1291
01:02:31,167 --> 01:02:32,907
I mean I trust uncle
1292
01:02:33,125 --> 01:02:34,535
he is always full of
1293
01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:36,533
♪ surprises
1294
01:02:36,542 --> 01:02:38,328
so what's good here?
1295
01:02:39,458 --> 01:02:41,369
My phone is ringing
1296
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:42,623
let me take the call first
1297
01:02:42,667 --> 01:02:44,157
excuse me
1298
01:02:44,542 --> 01:02:45,531
hello? Yes
1299
01:02:45,542 --> 01:02:46,601
no!
I am celebrating my wife's birthday
1300
01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:47,364
yes! Yes
1301
01:02:47,583 --> 01:02:48,948
all right! All right
1302
01:02:49,167 --> 01:02:49,531
I'm sorry! I'm sorry
1303
01:02:49,542 --> 01:02:50,201
I'll be there soon
1304
01:02:50,417 --> 01:02:51,417
sorry! Sorry
1305
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:05,500
Drink up
1306
01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:15,572
Dear
1307
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,434
Simon's company
has a vacancy for general manager
1308
01:03:17,458 --> 01:03:19,198
are you happy working where you are?
1309
01:03:20,625 --> 01:03:21,410
That's right
1310
01:03:21,625 --> 01:03:23,081
do you want to come over?
1311
01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:27,162
The soup here is fantastic
1312
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,580
they even have oysters
1313
01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:29,698
I love oysters
1314
01:03:33,375 --> 01:03:34,114
since you like it
1315
01:03:34,333 --> 01:03:35,618
I'll order a big plate for you
1316
01:03:41,583 --> 01:03:43,915
You are my sister
1317
01:03:44,125 --> 01:03:47,162
you are my baby
1318
01:03:47,375 --> 01:03:48,410
oh yeah
1319
01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:51,116
no matter how far apart we are
1320
01:03:51,333 --> 01:03:53,415
you are my sister
1321
01:03:53,625 --> 01:03:56,367
you are my baby
1322
01:03:56,583 --> 01:03:57,618
oh yeah
1323
01:03:58,417 --> 01:04:02,490
I treasure what we have
1324
01:04:02,708 --> 01:04:03,618
so?
1325
01:04:03,625 --> 01:04:04,410
Would you like
to come over and help me?
1326
01:04:04,625 --> 01:04:05,625
What?
1327
01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:16,992
This restaurant has really good chilli
1328
01:04:17,208 --> 01:04:18,208
they got it from Vietnam
1329
01:04:18,375 --> 01:04:20,582
this is the main draw for me
1330
01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:23,661
my lips got swollen from eating it
1331
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,285
where are the oysters?
1332
01:04:27,625 --> 01:04:28,625
I think
1333
01:04:28,667 --> 01:04:29,667
the chef
1334
01:04:30,042 --> 01:04:31,042
forgot about it
1335
01:04:31,167 --> 01:04:32,748
I'll go and hurry him
1336
01:04:33,583 --> 01:04:34,663
take some chilli first
1337
01:04:34,667 --> 01:04:35,656
don't be discouraged
1338
01:04:35,667 --> 01:04:37,658
ditch the old ideas
1339
01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:39,407
start the change now
1340
01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:42,662
a sparrow may soar high just as well
1341
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,072
moulin is really hot
1342
01:04:59,000 --> 01:04:59,659
I'm sorry dear
1343
01:04:59,667 --> 01:05:01,203
the oysters are sold out
1344
01:05:08,583 --> 01:05:10,699
♪ Surprise
1345
01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,707
I wanted to pretend
to be Michael Jackson
1346
01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:16,700
to give you all a surprise
1347
01:05:17,708 --> 01:05:18,493
the cake is here
1348
01:05:18,708 --> 01:05:20,494
come!
Let's sing the happy birthday song
1349
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:22,118
123
1350
01:05:22,333 --> 01:05:26,702
happy birthday to you
1351
01:05:26,708 --> 01:05:28,073
happy
1352
01:05:31,125 --> 01:05:38,246
happy birthday to you
1353
01:05:38,458 --> 01:05:43,703
happy birthday to dear
1354
01:05:43,708 --> 01:05:48,247
happy birthday to you
1355
01:05:48,458 --> 01:05:49,498
let's blow out the candles
1356
01:05:49,708 --> 01:05:57,121
happy birthday to you
1357
01:05:58,167 --> 01:05:59,498
come on! Sing
1358
01:05:59,708 --> 01:06:00,447
what are you all waiting for?
1359
01:06:00,667 --> 01:06:01,667
Sing
1360
01:06:03,458 --> 01:06:04,698
sing! Sing! Sing
1361
01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:08,625
sing
1362
01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:12,530
happy birthday to you
1363
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:14,365
let's blow out the candles
1364
01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:18,451
may your days
be as long as the heavens'
1365
01:06:18,667 --> 01:06:21,739
happy birthday to you
1366
01:06:23,458 --> 01:06:25,119
I sing like a cow
1367
01:06:25,333 --> 01:06:26,743
money you give it a shot
1368
01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:28,115
since when do I get a turn?
1369
01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:29,333
Pearly
1370
01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:29,955
you do it
1371
01:06:30,167 --> 01:06:31,407
no way
1372
01:06:31,625 --> 01:06:33,035
sure you can
1373
01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:35,662
- I've said I can't do it
- Yes you can
1374
01:06:37,792 --> 01:06:38,531
pearly
1375
01:06:38,750 --> 01:06:40,110
let's give her a round of applause
1376
01:06:43,292 --> 01:06:44,782
congratulations to you
1377
01:06:45,042 --> 01:06:48,239
congratulations to you
1378
01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:50,494
let's blow out the candles! Yes
1379
01:06:50,708 --> 01:06:51,708
finally
1380
01:06:51,792 --> 01:06:53,032
blow out the candles
1381
01:06:55,625 --> 01:06:56,726
is the airconditioner not working?
1382
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:57,409
Why does it feel so hot?
1383
01:06:57,625 --> 01:06:58,410
Brother-in-law
1384
01:06:58,625 --> 01:06:59,114
your hair
1385
01:06:59,333 --> 01:06:59,788
your hair?
1386
01:06:59,792 --> 01:07:00,781
No! Your hair
1387
01:07:00,792 --> 01:07:02,032
your hair is on fire
1388
01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:05,914
my wig has caught fire! It's on fire
1389
01:07:06,125 --> 01:07:08,116
I'll call the fire department
1390
01:07:09,375 --> 01:07:10,785
moulin
1391
01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:12,080
sister Phoenix
1392
01:07:12,083 --> 01:07:15,075
so this is how you really look like
1393
01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:18,364
you've got
that badass stylish good looks
1394
01:07:18,583 --> 01:07:20,073
thank you for your compliments
1395
01:07:20,792 --> 01:07:23,579
at first I was afraid
1396
01:07:23,792 --> 01:07:26,078
I was petrified
1397
01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:31,036
kept thinking I could never
live without you by my side
1398
01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:36,119
but then I spent so many nights
1399
01:07:36,333 --> 01:07:38,870
thinking how you did me wrong
1400
01:07:39,083 --> 01:07:40,994
and I grew strong
1401
01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:45,741
I will survive
1402
01:07:46,458 --> 01:07:48,414
let's drink two mugs
1403
01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:50,115
it's my birthday today
1404
01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:52,619
give me some face
1405
01:07:52,833 --> 01:07:54,448
but I need to be
at number 1 for the show
1406
01:07:54,667 --> 01:07:55,667
I'm so sorry
1407
01:07:56,667 --> 01:07:59,158
I'm already asking you humbly
1408
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,120
your mouth looks really ugly
1409
01:08:02,167 --> 01:08:03,657
sister Phoenix
1410
01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:05,268
how about this? You take a step back
1411
01:08:05,292 --> 01:08:06,873
a little more and a llittle more
1412
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,573
I'll be more comfortable this way
1413
01:08:08,792 --> 01:08:10,328
I need to tell you this
1414
01:08:10,542 --> 01:08:14,410
I... I am married with a wife
1415
01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:16,823
and even if I weren't
1416
01:08:17,208 --> 01:08:19,870
I wouldn't marry you either
1417
01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:20,742
how about this?
1418
01:08:20,958 --> 01:08:22,448
Don't you like to hear me sing?
1419
01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:23,667
Let's go to number 1
1420
01:08:23,792 --> 01:08:24,907
and I'll sing for you
1421
01:08:25,125 --> 01:08:26,125
all right?
1422
01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:27,159
All right?
1423
01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:27,955
Sister Phoenix is it
all right with you?
1424
01:08:28,167 --> 01:08:29,202
Yes
1425
01:08:29,625 --> 01:08:30,660
that's good
1426
01:08:30,875 --> 01:08:31,580
come on! Let's go
1427
01:08:31,792 --> 01:08:32,998
wait
1428
01:08:33,208 --> 01:08:34,618
let me make a call first
1429
01:08:34,833 --> 01:08:35,288
and I'll come back in
1430
01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:36,706
in that case I'll go in first
1431
01:09:00,250 --> 01:09:01,490
Oh no not I
1432
01:09:02,042 --> 01:09:03,782
I will survive
1433
01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:06,286
oh as long as I know how to love
1434
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:08,331
I know I'll stay alive
1435
01:09:08,542 --> 01:09:10,658
I've got all my life to live
1436
01:09:10,875 --> 01:09:12,490
and I've got all my love to give
1437
01:09:12,708 --> 01:09:14,539
and I'll survive
1438
01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:16,832
I will survive
1439
01:09:17,042 --> 01:09:18,907
hey! Hey
1440
01:09:22,208 --> 01:09:23,288
thank you! Thank you
1441
01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:24,580
thanks everyone
1442
01:09:24,792 --> 01:09:25,792
is pearly funny?
1443
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,536
Yes
1444
01:09:27,750 --> 01:09:30,241
shall we give her a round of applause?
1445
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,115
Enough
1446
01:09:36,292 --> 01:09:38,205
enough
1447
01:09:38,417 --> 01:09:39,417
what are you doing?
1448
01:09:41,292 --> 01:09:43,533
Have you gone insane?
1449
01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:45,430
Didn't you like
to make the audience laugh?
1450
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:46,831
Aren't they laughing happily now?
1451
01:09:47,042 --> 01:09:48,351
I want them to laugh because of me
1452
01:09:48,375 --> 01:09:49,490
not at me
1453
01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:51,018
the outcome is the same isn't it?
1454
01:09:51,042 --> 01:09:53,122
There is applause and joy
isn't that what you wanted?
1455
01:09:53,208 --> 01:09:54,573
But I am not happy
1456
01:09:54,792 --> 01:09:55,792
what do you know?
1457
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,365
Yes I don't
1458
01:09:59,292 --> 01:10:00,657
and must lipsynch instead
1459
01:10:00,875 --> 01:10:02,706
if you can't sing then don't force it
1460
01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:08,161
you are biased against our performance
1461
01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:10,491
I never was
1462
01:10:10,708 --> 01:10:13,143
what I don't understand
was your so-called rules and traditions
1463
01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:14,657
just what good does it do
1464
01:10:21,750 --> 01:10:23,661
Guys say something
1465
01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:25,536
don't you all have a lot to say?
1466
01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:27,786
And you do it
behind his back all the time?
1467
01:10:31,458 --> 01:10:32,914
Having known you for so long
1468
01:10:33,125 --> 01:10:36,162
I have never heard you speak a word
1469
01:10:36,375 --> 01:10:38,787
can you say
something in fairness today?
1470
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,456
Just say something
1471
01:10:40,667 --> 01:10:41,747
go on
1472
01:10:52,292 --> 01:10:54,078
How do you expect me to sing?
1473
01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:57,785
I have a short tongue
1474
01:11:03,042 --> 01:11:05,124
I am already very happy
1475
01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:07,369
to be one of the dancers
1476
01:11:09,375 --> 01:11:10,831
many among our audience
1477
01:11:11,042 --> 01:11:13,875
put up with a lot of
unhappiness at work in the day
1478
01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:16,950
if what we do
can help them forget their woes
1479
01:11:17,167 --> 01:11:18,782
I am fine with it
1480
01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:24,078
but you are not same as us
1481
01:11:25,208 --> 01:11:27,073
you always want
to take the centrestage
1482
01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:30,663
that's right
1483
01:11:30,875 --> 01:11:32,081
if it was not me
1484
01:11:32,292 --> 01:11:33,972
and you met another person
who can lipsynch
1485
01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,323
and dance better than you
1486
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,499
will you let him have the centrestage?
1487
01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:41,115
Let's disband then
1488
01:11:47,167 --> 01:11:48,167
You guys
1489
01:11:50,292 --> 01:11:52,499
don't care about the audience at all
1490
01:11:53,542 --> 01:11:54,542
both of you
1491
01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:56,115
are just as selfish
1492
01:12:00,083 --> 01:12:01,493
chow chee beng
1493
01:12:14,250 --> 01:12:16,616
I am quick with my revenge
1494
01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:23,411
Daddy what are you doing?
1495
01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:24,785
Uncle! Actually
1496
01:12:25,125 --> 01:12:26,125
keep quiet
1497
01:12:26,167 --> 01:12:27,452
close your eyes
1498
01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:50,865
Liars
1499
01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:54,158
never come to a good end
1500
01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:30,080
Dear
1501
01:13:30,292 --> 01:13:31,623
don't call me dear
1502
01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:36,240
dear I'm sorry
1503
01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:38,303
I was retrenched from
the company for a year
1504
01:13:38,458 --> 01:13:40,244
I didn't mean to lie to you
1505
01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:41,743
but if you had known
the nature of my job
1506
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:43,184
would you and Mason be fine with it?
1507
01:13:43,208 --> 01:13:44,197
Chow chee beng
1508
01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:46,290
don't use Mason and I as an excuse
1509
01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:49,207
you just had too much pride
1510
01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:50,888
if you had been honest
right from the start
1511
01:13:51,125 --> 01:13:53,411
would we have ended up here right now?
1512
01:13:53,625 --> 01:13:54,410
Listen
1513
01:13:54,625 --> 01:13:56,206
Simon had a job offer for you
1514
01:13:56,417 --> 01:13:57,417
but now
1515
01:13:57,458 --> 01:13:59,198
everyone knows about you
1516
01:13:59,417 --> 01:14:01,203
how will he hire you now?
1517
01:14:01,208 --> 01:14:02,601
What do you mean by the whole world?
1518
01:14:02,625 --> 01:14:05,207
Look at the number
of people who tagged you
1519
01:14:09,625 --> 01:14:10,740
sister Phoenix?
1520
01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:33,239
Mason
1521
01:14:33,250 --> 01:14:34,615
daddy
1522
01:14:34,833 --> 01:14:37,700
what is wrong with wearing a dress?
1523
01:14:40,542 --> 01:14:43,955
I'm only acting as mulan
1524
01:14:44,167 --> 01:14:45,532
I'm not a real girl
1525
01:14:46,667 --> 01:14:48,703
maybe they don't understand
1526
01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:50,243
what does acting mean
1527
01:14:50,250 --> 01:14:52,286
my schoolmates said
1528
01:14:52,292 --> 01:14:55,284
like father like son
1529
01:14:55,292 --> 01:14:56,577
they said
1530
01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:58,783
you are old drag queen
1531
01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:01,286
and I am little drag queen
1532
01:15:01,292 --> 01:15:04,489
and they stopped being my friends
1533
01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:07,282
daddy
1534
01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:11,245
did we do something wrong?
1535
01:15:15,292 --> 01:15:17,078
Daddy is so sorry
1536
01:15:21,375 --> 01:15:22,490
are you?
1537
01:15:36,417 --> 01:15:39,375
I have asked
the agent to sell the house
1538
01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:41,240
or else
1539
01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:43,323
we can rent out for now
1540
01:15:44,458 --> 01:15:46,198
and we will shift
1541
01:15:47,333 --> 01:15:50,325
I'm trying
to trust you again all right?
1542
01:15:50,625 --> 01:15:54,664
I'm trying really very hard
1543
01:15:57,333 --> 01:16:00,325
if it weren't for the second child
1544
01:16:09,083 --> 01:16:09,538
So
1545
01:16:09,750 --> 01:16:11,331
You sold the house in the end?
1546
01:16:12,792 --> 01:16:13,497
We sold the car too
1547
01:16:13,708 --> 01:16:14,493
good
1548
01:16:14,708 --> 01:16:16,369
now you no longer have
the stress of repaying your loans
1549
01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:18,491
what are you
expecting for your new job?
1550
01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:20,790
Just something new?
1551
01:16:22,625 --> 01:16:24,365
But you do know that from now on
1552
01:16:24,375 --> 01:16:26,457
it is going to be difficult right?
1553
01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:28,789
We are going to the gynaecologist
1554
01:16:29,125 --> 01:16:30,331
I'll go with you
1555
01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:31,542
there's no need to
1556
01:16:31,750 --> 01:16:33,393
you stay behind
to help Mason in his schoolwork
1557
01:16:33,417 --> 01:16:34,497
sis let's go
1558
01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:39,537
anyway
1559
01:16:39,750 --> 01:16:41,536
I really enjoyed your song
1560
01:16:43,208 --> 01:16:44,493
you will survive
1561
01:17:01,458 --> 01:17:02,413
Daddy
1562
01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:02,951
yes?
1563
01:17:03,167 --> 01:17:04,498
Are you really sick?
1564
01:17:05,292 --> 01:17:06,292
No
1565
01:17:06,333 --> 01:17:07,333
Daddy's not sick
1566
01:17:07,417 --> 01:17:11,410
then why did aunt Judy
avoid you like you have hfmd?
1567
01:17:12,750 --> 01:17:15,162
I wonder who is really sick too
1568
01:17:18,583 --> 01:17:21,575
are those aunts your friends?
1569
01:17:22,417 --> 01:17:23,417
They are uncles
1570
01:17:23,458 --> 01:17:24,743
not aunts
1571
01:17:25,083 --> 01:17:26,414
then why are they
1572
01:17:26,417 --> 01:17:27,417
wait
1573
01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:31,040
finish up
your homework first all right?
1574
01:18:17,458 --> 01:18:19,574
You are his family now too
1575
01:18:35,542 --> 01:18:37,373
They are so funny
1576
01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:39,490
what are you doing here?
1577
01:18:43,125 --> 01:18:44,911
Daddy are you going
to help your friends?
1578
01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:46,125
No
1579
01:18:46,167 --> 01:18:47,167
Why not?
1580
01:18:47,208 --> 01:18:48,914
You love them right?
1581
01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:50,490
Friends should help each other
1582
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,956
I promise I will not tell mummy
1583
01:18:52,167 --> 01:18:54,032
♪ crossmyheart
1584
01:18:55,542 --> 01:18:56,542
right
1585
01:18:57,667 --> 01:18:59,498
but your mummy will kill me
1586
01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:00,708
but
1587
01:19:00,750 --> 01:19:04,538
it is right
to help your friends isn't it?
1588
01:19:11,083 --> 01:19:12,083
All right
1589
01:19:12,208 --> 01:19:13,208
I will help them
1590
01:19:13,542 --> 01:19:15,123
but if your mummy finds out
1591
01:19:15,375 --> 01:19:17,059
you'll have to put in
a good word for me all right?
1592
01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:17,538
Sure
1593
01:19:17,542 --> 01:19:18,531
but on one condition
1594
01:19:18,542 --> 01:19:19,327
what is it?
1595
01:19:19,542 --> 01:19:20,559
I want to go and see your performance
1596
01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:21,583
no way
1597
01:19:22,583 --> 01:19:23,583
no!
1598
01:19:24,542 --> 01:19:26,453
You are so adorable
1599
01:19:26,667 --> 01:19:27,667
come on! Say it
1600
01:19:27,750 --> 01:19:29,081
who is the prettier one?
1601
01:19:29,292 --> 01:19:31,032
Is it money? Money money
1602
01:19:31,250 --> 01:19:32,035
for goodness sake
1603
01:19:32,250 --> 01:19:33,250
of course it's me
1604
01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:35,198
right? Is it me?
1605
01:19:35,417 --> 01:19:36,532
You're so cute! Cute
1606
01:19:36,542 --> 01:19:37,577
don't pinch him too hard
1607
01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:39,410
I give you some...
1608
01:19:39,625 --> 01:19:40,625
Excuse me?
1609
01:19:42,292 --> 01:19:43,372
Sorry?
1610
01:19:46,583 --> 01:19:48,494
Candy
1611
01:19:49,542 --> 01:19:50,542
thank you
1612
01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:53,535
you are so adorable
1613
01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:54,910
just like the lucky cat
1614
01:19:55,125 --> 01:19:56,240
lucky cat
1615
01:19:58,333 --> 01:19:59,948
you are a good boy
1616
01:20:00,167 --> 01:20:01,998
thank you for
allowing your father to come
1617
01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:03,744
he wanted to be here himself
1618
01:20:04,083 --> 01:20:07,155
he said this is his ♪brotherhood
1619
01:20:19,583 --> 01:20:20,583
I am sorry
1620
01:20:22,542 --> 01:20:23,542
buddy
1621
01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:38,206
I thought we're sisters
1622
01:20:41,708 --> 01:20:42,708
daddy
1623
01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:45,457
can I join this brotherhood?
1624
01:20:46,458 --> 01:20:48,619
♪ Mindyourownbusiness
1625
01:20:50,625 --> 01:20:52,115
thank you! Thank you
1626
01:20:52,542 --> 01:20:54,614
thank you
1627
01:20:57,167 --> 01:20:59,624
at first I was afraid
1628
01:20:59,625 --> 01:21:01,616
I was petrified
1629
01:21:01,625 --> 01:21:05,618
kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
1630
01:21:05,625 --> 01:21:07,957
but then I spent so many nights
1631
01:21:08,167 --> 01:21:09,327
thinking how you did me wrong
1632
01:21:09,542 --> 01:21:11,248
and I grew strong
1633
01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,658
and I learned how to get along
1634
01:21:13,667 --> 01:21:15,658
and so you're back
1635
01:21:15,667 --> 01:21:17,658
from outer space
1636
01:21:17,667 --> 01:21:20,374
I just walked in to find you here
1637
01:21:20,375 --> 01:21:21,706
with that sad look upon your face
1638
01:21:22,042 --> 01:21:24,328
I should have changed that stupid lock
1639
01:21:24,333 --> 01:21:26,198
I should have made you leave your key
1640
01:21:26,208 --> 01:21:28,995
if I'd known for just one second
1641
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,080
you'd be back to bother me
1642
01:21:30,292 --> 01:21:32,283
go on now! Go
1643
01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:33,990
walk out the door
1644
01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:35,911
just turn around now
1645
01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:38,161
cause you're not welcome anymore
1646
01:21:38,375 --> 01:21:40,912
weren't you the one
1647
01:21:41,125 --> 01:21:42,661
who tried to hurt me with goodbye
1648
01:21:42,667 --> 01:21:44,908
do you think I'd crumble?
1649
01:21:45,125 --> 01:21:46,990
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
1650
01:21:47,208 --> 01:21:48,994
Oh no not I
1651
01:21:49,208 --> 01:21:50,539
I will survive
1652
01:21:50,750 --> 01:21:53,241
oh as long as I know how to love
1653
01:21:53,458 --> 01:21:55,198
I know I'll stay alive
1654
01:21:55,417 --> 01:21:57,703
I've got all my life to live
1655
01:21:57,708 --> 01:21:59,323
and I've got all my love to give
1656
01:21:59,542 --> 01:22:01,373
and I'll survive
1657
01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:03,494
I will survive
1658
01:22:03,708 --> 01:22:05,699
hey! Hey
1659
01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:10,451
let's put our hands together
to welcome our queen
1660
01:22:10,667 --> 01:22:11,952
number one's ex-agm
1661
01:22:12,167 --> 01:22:13,532
Kumar
1662
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,240
Oh no not I
1663
01:22:22,458 --> 01:22:24,414
I will survive
1664
01:22:24,625 --> 01:22:26,456
oh as long as I know how to love
1665
01:22:26,667 --> 01:22:28,703
I know I'll stay alive
1666
01:22:28,708 --> 01:22:30,699
I've got all my life to live
1667
01:22:31,042 --> 01:22:32,748
and I've got all my love to give
1668
01:22:32,750 --> 01:22:34,741
and I'll survive
1669
01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:36,911
I will survive
1670
01:22:37,125 --> 01:22:39,332
hey! Hey
1671
01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:47,072
Sweetheart
1672
01:22:47,292 --> 01:22:48,657
how's the donation?
1673
01:22:52,708 --> 01:22:53,743
This cheque is for you
1674
01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:56,162
fill in the amount yourself
1675
01:22:56,375 --> 01:22:57,375
sorry sister Phoenix
1676
01:22:57,417 --> 01:22:58,937
I don't want to borrow from loan shark
1677
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:00,365
what do you mean?
1678
01:23:00,583 --> 01:23:03,245
I am making a donation
1679
01:23:03,458 --> 01:23:04,072
sister Phoenix
1680
01:23:04,292 --> 01:23:04,872
thank you
1681
01:23:05,083 --> 01:23:06,083
mulan
1682
01:23:06,292 --> 01:23:07,748
about the past
1683
01:23:08,125 --> 01:23:09,125
I am sorry about it
1684
01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:10,243
I apologise for it
1685
01:23:10,458 --> 01:23:11,664
sorry sorry
1686
01:23:12,292 --> 01:23:13,577
let's call it quits?
1687
01:23:14,792 --> 01:23:15,792
Ok
1688
01:23:16,792 --> 01:23:17,792
Ok
1689
01:23:20,667 --> 01:23:22,282
Let's us all thank sister Phoenix
1690
01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:25,333
thank you sister Phoenix
1691
01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:30,788
they are all thanking me
1692
01:23:32,125 --> 01:23:33,535
chow chee beng
1693
01:23:37,250 --> 01:23:38,490
that's my wife
1694
01:23:40,333 --> 01:23:41,333
mummy
1695
01:23:44,375 --> 01:23:45,375
dear
1696
01:23:45,792 --> 01:23:46,781
how did you get here?
1697
01:23:46,792 --> 01:23:50,956
I was following
teochew Phoenix's live stream
1698
01:23:51,167 --> 01:23:52,309
I'd better go first! See you around
1699
01:23:52,333 --> 01:23:53,333
sorry
1700
01:23:54,208 --> 01:23:54,788
sorry! Sorry
1701
01:23:54,792 --> 01:23:55,792
chow chee beng
1702
01:23:56,250 --> 01:23:57,285
what's wrong with you?
1703
01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:59,081
Mummy don't get angry
1704
01:23:59,292 --> 01:24:02,784
he only wanted to help raise funds
for the old folks' home
1705
01:24:03,042 --> 01:24:03,781
what old folks' home?
1706
01:24:03,792 --> 01:24:04,792
Over there
1707
01:24:05,417 --> 01:24:07,123
hi
1708
01:24:08,333 --> 01:24:09,072
Brother-in-law
1709
01:24:09,292 --> 01:24:10,782
you are unbelievable
1710
01:24:10,792 --> 01:24:12,828
how can you bring Mason
into this kind of company?
1711
01:24:13,042 --> 01:24:14,157
Wait a minute
1712
01:24:14,375 --> 01:24:16,036
what do you mean
by this kind of company?
1713
01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:19,322
I think you know perfectly
what I mean by this kind of company
1714
01:24:19,542 --> 01:24:20,827
what's wrong with this company?
1715
01:24:21,042 --> 01:24:22,282
Man is man
1716
01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:23,831
woman is woman
1717
01:24:24,042 --> 01:24:25,623
can you please don't confuse the kid?
1718
01:24:25,833 --> 01:24:28,199
I think you're the one
who's most confused
1719
01:24:28,417 --> 01:24:31,124
you don't even know what love is
1720
01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:39,531
do you actually think
that little one looks confused to you?
1721
01:24:39,750 --> 01:24:42,366
Mason you come over here right now
1722
01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:50,500
Chow chee beng
1723
01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:53,616
how do you
expect me to believe you now?
1724
01:24:54,250 --> 01:24:55,250
I am sorry
1725
01:24:56,875 --> 01:24:57,614
dear
1726
01:24:57,833 --> 01:24:59,448
I really didn't want to lie to you
1727
01:24:59,667 --> 01:25:01,547
this is the last time
I'm helping them I promise
1728
01:25:01,667 --> 01:25:02,667
shut up
1729
01:25:04,167 --> 01:25:05,498
isn't it worse
1730
01:25:05,708 --> 01:25:07,573
for me to find out this way?
1731
01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:10,125
Listen
1732
01:25:10,292 --> 01:25:11,998
I'm going to call the mp myself
1733
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:14,740
and shut this place right now
1734
01:25:16,083 --> 01:25:18,745
just because
all of you don't have kids
1735
01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:22,332
you think you can be so irresponsible?
1736
01:25:27,583 --> 01:25:28,663
Chow chee beng
1737
01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:31,792
let's divorce
1738
01:25:34,208 --> 01:25:35,208
sister
1739
01:25:35,375 --> 01:25:36,495
please don't blame it on him
1740
01:25:36,625 --> 01:25:38,059
it was us who approached him to help
1741
01:25:38,083 --> 01:25:39,083
no
1742
01:25:39,667 --> 01:25:42,158
I don't want my son
to grow up like you
1743
01:25:55,625 --> 01:25:57,832
I hope he'll be different from me too
1744
01:25:59,083 --> 01:26:00,573
I hope he'll understand
earlier than I did
1745
01:26:00,583 --> 01:26:03,450
to not discriminate against people
who are different from him
1746
01:26:05,125 --> 01:26:06,535
I hope he is different
1747
01:26:06,750 --> 01:26:08,706
that he will not have
to bow down to others to make a living
1748
01:26:08,708 --> 01:26:11,040
and lose his dignity along the way
1749
01:26:14,708 --> 01:26:17,245
I also hope
that the wife he marries in future
1750
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,615
is different from mine
1751
01:26:20,917 --> 01:26:22,157
I hope he marries someone
1752
01:26:22,375 --> 01:26:24,036
who is understanding
1753
01:26:24,250 --> 01:26:26,101
someone who can understand
the pressures he faced
1754
01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:27,125
you
1755
01:26:27,667 --> 01:26:29,532
for as long as we've been married
1756
01:26:29,750 --> 01:26:31,490
I have given in to you
1757
01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:33,865
do you know how fearful I feel?
1758
01:26:34,792 --> 01:26:36,101
I fear
that should I not give in to you
1759
01:26:36,125 --> 01:26:37,740
how would you react
1760
01:26:38,583 --> 01:26:40,198
even when I was sure that I was right
1761
01:26:40,417 --> 01:26:42,203
I didn't dare act on it
1762
01:26:45,042 --> 01:26:46,623
these friends of mine
1763
01:26:46,625 --> 01:26:50,698
lent me a helping hand
when I was at my lowest
1764
01:26:52,167 --> 01:26:54,078
I think of them as my younger sisters
1765
01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:55,998
if your sister was in trouble today
1766
01:26:56,375 --> 01:26:57,865
will you not help her?
1767
01:26:58,083 --> 01:26:59,143
Why are you moaning about now?
1768
01:26:59,167 --> 01:27:01,533
Brother-in-law! She's in labour
1769
01:27:02,250 --> 01:27:02,864
she is about to give birth
1770
01:27:03,083 --> 01:27:04,323
my wife is about to give birth
1771
01:27:04,542 --> 01:27:05,622
come on and help
1772
01:27:05,833 --> 01:27:07,414
don't crowd around her
1773
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,537
- oh dear! Her water bag broke
- Calm down! All right
1774
01:27:10,542 --> 01:27:11,622
anyone has got a car here?
1775
01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:13,994
Car? Car! Car! Car
1776
01:27:15,125 --> 01:27:16,911
hurry and call a cab
1777
01:27:17,125 --> 01:27:18,410
hurry
1778
01:27:18,417 --> 01:27:20,908
Mason follow aunt Judy home
1779
01:27:21,125 --> 01:27:22,615
come I'll send you to the hospital
1780
01:27:23,042 --> 01:27:24,042
excuse me
1781
01:27:24,333 --> 01:27:25,333
my goodness
1782
01:27:25,417 --> 01:27:27,337
the taxis are everywhere
when you don't need them
1783
01:27:27,458 --> 01:27:30,040
but they are nowhere
to be seen when you need one
1784
01:27:30,042 --> 01:27:31,122
take a rest first
1785
01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:32,789
slow down take your time
1786
01:27:33,042 --> 01:27:34,031
come over here! Put your hand here
1787
01:27:34,042 --> 01:27:35,042
put your hand here
1788
01:27:35,208 --> 01:27:36,368
take it easy! Give her a hand
1789
01:27:36,583 --> 01:27:38,039
give me your hand
1790
01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:41,250
sister
1791
01:27:41,333 --> 01:27:42,333
don't be afraid
1792
01:27:42,417 --> 01:27:43,417
don't panic
1793
01:27:43,583 --> 01:27:45,539
the transport will be here soon
1794
01:27:46,042 --> 01:27:47,042
you can do it
1795
01:27:48,583 --> 01:27:50,164
is the car here yet?
1796
01:27:52,083 --> 01:27:53,518
A pregnant lady is about to give birth!
Can you help?
1797
01:27:53,542 --> 01:27:54,577
Sure! Sure
1798
01:27:54,792 --> 01:27:55,281
he agreed
1799
01:27:55,500 --> 01:27:56,500
let's go
1800
01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:01,285
there were no cars just now
1801
01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:02,700
and now there's a traffic jam?
1802
01:28:05,083 --> 01:28:06,083
Ambulance?
1803
01:28:06,125 --> 01:28:07,456
There's an ambulance
1804
01:28:07,667 --> 01:28:08,907
there is an accident in front
1805
01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:10,205
great
1806
01:28:10,708 --> 01:28:13,074
what's the point
when we are all stuck here?
1807
01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:15,203
If there is an ambulance
we can get on it straightaway
1808
01:28:15,417 --> 01:28:16,031
hurry! Hurry
1809
01:28:16,250 --> 01:28:16,864
be careful
1810
01:28:17,083 --> 01:28:17,412
walk slowly
1811
01:28:17,625 --> 01:28:18,910
be careful
1812
01:28:19,125 --> 01:28:19,580
come! Come! Come
1813
01:28:19,792 --> 01:28:20,406
how is it?
1814
01:28:20,625 --> 01:28:21,080
This is bad
1815
01:28:21,292 --> 01:28:24,079
it was the ambulance
that got into an accident
1816
01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:26,273
I... I really cannot hold it anymore
1817
01:28:26,458 --> 01:28:30,371
hurry!
Find something with wheels! Hurry
1818
01:28:30,667 --> 01:28:31,667
is there anything?
1819
01:28:31,792 --> 01:28:32,451
Get on it! Get on it
1820
01:28:32,667 --> 01:28:34,578
be careful! Be careful
1821
01:28:36,083 --> 01:28:38,165
get out of the way
1822
01:29:00,542 --> 01:29:01,782
We're losing time
1823
01:29:02,125 --> 01:29:03,365
we have to get rid of all these
1824
01:29:04,125 --> 01:29:05,160
shoes and feathers off
1825
01:29:05,375 --> 01:29:06,375
hurry! Hurry
1826
01:29:06,667 --> 01:29:07,667
quick run
1827
01:29:14,125 --> 01:29:14,830
We are almost there
1828
01:29:15,125 --> 01:29:15,489
it's a tricycle
1829
01:29:15,708 --> 01:29:16,708
it should be faster
1830
01:29:16,792 --> 01:29:18,032
aren't you stating the obvious?
1831
01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:20,114
Uncle
1832
01:29:20,125 --> 01:29:21,831
please take us to kk hospital
1833
01:29:30,875 --> 01:29:31,875
Uncle
1834
01:29:32,167 --> 01:29:33,167
can you go faster?
1835
01:29:33,250 --> 01:29:34,786
I am already going very fast
1836
01:29:35,167 --> 01:29:36,407
all right be careful then
1837
01:29:38,167 --> 01:29:38,371
uncle
1838
01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:39,242
how about this?
1839
01:29:39,458 --> 01:29:41,119
Please come down first
1840
01:29:41,333 --> 01:29:42,618
come down
1841
01:29:44,292 --> 01:29:44,997
be careful
1842
01:29:45,208 --> 01:29:47,164
take your time
1843
01:29:48,792 --> 01:29:50,157
he's got something to tell you
1844
01:29:50,167 --> 01:29:50,781
uncle
1845
01:29:50,792 --> 01:29:51,326
later
1846
01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:53,157
we will return
the tricycle to you deal?
1847
01:29:53,167 --> 01:29:54,156
See you
1848
01:29:54,167 --> 01:29:55,156
you guys don't have the license
1849
01:29:55,167 --> 01:29:56,393
a baby is coming!
There's no time for license
1850
01:29:56,417 --> 01:29:57,417
let's go
1851
01:29:58,375 --> 01:29:59,956
honey! Don't panic
1852
01:30:00,167 --> 01:30:01,327
the hospital is right ahead
1853
01:30:01,542 --> 01:30:02,827
we are getting there soon
1854
01:30:03,167 --> 01:30:03,496
hurry
1855
01:30:03,708 --> 01:30:04,908
this is the fastest I can go
1856
01:30:05,125 --> 01:30:06,268
the baby's head is coming out
1857
01:30:06,292 --> 01:30:07,156
the head
1858
01:30:07,167 --> 01:30:08,156
the baby's head is coming out
1859
01:30:08,167 --> 01:30:09,202
stop! Stop
1860
01:30:09,208 --> 01:30:10,518
what should we do? What should we do?
1861
01:30:10,542 --> 01:30:12,184
Let's form a barricade around her
and let her give birth here
1862
01:30:12,208 --> 01:30:12,321
here?
1863
01:30:12,542 --> 01:30:13,201
Yes
1864
01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:14,208
form a circle around her
1865
01:30:15,667 --> 01:30:17,578
come! Come! Come
1866
01:30:17,792 --> 01:30:19,157
follow me! Follow me
1867
01:30:19,375 --> 01:30:20,785
breathe out
1868
01:30:21,208 --> 01:30:22,208
breathe in
1869
01:30:22,542 --> 01:30:23,748
breathe out
1870
01:30:25,208 --> 01:30:26,493
follow my rhythm
1871
01:30:28,208 --> 01:30:29,414
oh no not I
1872
01:30:29,750 --> 01:30:31,286
I will survive
1873
01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:33,286
oh as long as I know how to love
1874
01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:35,582
I know I'll stay alive
1875
01:30:35,792 --> 01:30:37,157
I've got all my life to live
1876
01:30:37,375 --> 01:30:39,206
and I've got all my love to give
1877
01:30:39,208 --> 01:30:40,323
and I'll survive
1878
01:30:40,542 --> 01:30:42,203
I will survive
1879
01:30:42,208 --> 01:30:43,789
hey! Hey
1880
01:30:44,208 --> 01:30:46,199
breathe in breathe out
1881
01:30:58,167 --> 01:30:59,247
She has given birth
1882
01:30:59,458 --> 01:31:00,458
is it a boy?
1883
01:31:01,250 --> 01:31:02,250
A girl?
1884
01:31:02,625 --> 01:31:03,705
Neither here nor there?
1885
01:31:23,292 --> 01:31:25,248
Fortune
1886
01:31:25,250 --> 01:31:26,250
comes rolling
1887
01:31:27,125 --> 01:31:27,739
fortune
1888
01:31:28,083 --> 01:31:28,538
comes rolling
1889
01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:31,787
fortune comes rolling in
1890
01:31:32,167 --> 01:31:33,167
brother fa
1891
01:31:33,292 --> 01:31:35,328
the Princess and the prince
have come to visit you
1892
01:31:35,542 --> 01:31:37,578
babies
1893
01:31:38,500 --> 01:31:39,785
come! Come! Come
1894
01:31:40,708 --> 01:31:42,164
one red packet for the Princess
1895
01:31:42,375 --> 01:31:43,285
thank you
1896
01:31:43,292 --> 01:31:44,782
and one for the prince
1897
01:31:45,292 --> 01:31:46,292
Mason
1898
01:31:46,583 --> 01:31:47,583
thank you uncle fa
1899
01:31:47,708 --> 01:31:49,289
call me godma pearly
1900
01:31:49,292 --> 01:31:51,283
call me Italy mummy
1901
01:31:51,292 --> 01:31:52,498
call me money mummy
1902
01:31:53,292 --> 01:31:54,828
call me tiny mummy
1903
01:31:55,167 --> 01:31:57,283
ladies the babies can't speak yet
1904
01:31:57,500 --> 01:32:00,287
but I'll wish
all of you on their behalf
1905
01:32:00,292 --> 01:32:02,283
that you stay youthful
and beautiful forever
1906
01:32:03,250 --> 01:32:04,456
thank you
1907
01:32:06,625 --> 01:32:08,115
come along
1908
01:32:08,333 --> 01:32:10,289
let me put some make up on you
1909
01:32:10,292 --> 01:32:12,374
Mason let's go backstage for some food
1910
01:32:14,333 --> 01:32:16,119
may you be prosperous
1911
01:32:16,333 --> 01:32:17,664
be prosperous always
1912
01:32:18,167 --> 01:32:19,532
may romance come your way
1913
01:32:19,750 --> 01:32:21,331
be loved all your life
1914
01:32:21,333 --> 01:32:22,413
fortune
1915
01:32:23,333 --> 01:32:24,333
comes rolling
1916
01:32:25,333 --> 01:32:27,039
fortune comes rolling
1917
01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:30,538
fortune comes rolling in
fortune comes rolling in
1918
01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:31,120
Hello!
We are the queens brathers...
1919
01:35:31,125 --> 01:35:36,582
You're so handsome
1920
01:35:46,542 --> 01:35:50,034
Where is he now?
Where is he? Answer!
1921
01:35:50,042 --> 01:35:52,203
Release us now! Do you hear me?
1922
01:35:52,208 --> 01:35:54,290
Release us now!
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