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Previously on
"Kevin Can F... Himself"...
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Make it look
like a robbery,
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and as soon as it's done,
you'll get the money.
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You can't fire me.
They'll throw me in prison.
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Change of plans.
We're leaving tonight.
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I don't know when
you got so broken.
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Uugh!
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Damn it! [Sniffs]
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Where are you going?
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Maybe I don't want
to waste the next 15 years
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trying to
distract myself.
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You are
the right person.
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You.
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Okay.
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[Clang!]There's someone
in the house.
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Is that a gun?
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What? I'm stressed out.
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Arrest me.
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Don't really.[Door opens]
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Hey.
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God. Patty.
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Thank you for your time,
Mrs. McRoberts.
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Hey, you.
Hi.
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Officer Ridgeway.
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Right.[Siren wailing in distance]
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Listen, I can't imagine how hard
all this has been for you.
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Yeah.But you may not want
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to go visit your mother,
or go out of town at all.
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In case
we need anything else.
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Uh, like what?
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We don't take shootings lightly,
and your husband --
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What about me?I was just saying
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you were involved
in a terrible ordeal,
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one we're gonna
get to the bottom of.
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I feel like I'm in
some sort of awful dream.
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But I don't
want you to worry.
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We know you did what you had
to do to protect your family.
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I just --
I don't understand
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why someone would
break into our home.
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Everyone thinks they're special,
that this can't happen to them.
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[Chuckles] No, no.
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Our home is crappy.
It's a dumb move.
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Around here, random break-ins
are usually drug-related.
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It's desperation.
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They're looking for anything
they can pawn for a few bucks.
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So, is that
what you think this is?
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S-Stealing for drug money?
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We'll know more
once the warrant goes through
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and we get into his place.
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When will that be?
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Likely tomorrow afternoon.
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And that lowlife won't be around
to let us in himself.
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Kevin made sure of that.[Scoffs]
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Wait. Did he --
Has he --
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They pulled the plug on him
a few minutes ago.
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Oh.
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Drugs really are
the scourge of our time.
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I'd argue heart disease. [Laughter]
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Just numbers-wise.
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Babe, this is not some sort
of smushed artery, alright?
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Some drugged-up dude
was in our house.
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He could've --
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We could've --
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I know. I know, babe.
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Kev, I've been a cop 22 years
now, and let me tell you,
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not very many families come out
of this stuff unscathed.
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You're one of
the lucky ones.
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Heh. Yeah.
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Lucky. Come on.
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[Laughter]
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♪
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Buddy!
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Alright!
I'm alright.
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No, you're not.
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Your airway's being constricted
by 230 pounds of idiot.
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[Laughter]
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I get a little emotional when
I think about losing you, Kev.
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Yeah. Well, I don't like
thinking about it, either.
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That's why you don't.
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You got to push all those
thoughts and feelings
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way down into your stomach
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until it creates,
like, a little hole
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where you can keep
all that stuff.
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A cookie pocket.
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That's an ulcer, Pete.
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No.
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It's a cookie pocket.
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You eat cookies,
and you feel better.
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Psh.
Thinks she's a nurse now,
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telling us what
a cookie pocket is. Heh.
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I just can't believe
that someone was in here.
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I know. And the dude was on
my hockey team in high school.
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Couldn't shoot
then, either.
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[Both chuckle]
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You okay, bro?
You look like Patty after --
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Oh, my God. Right now.
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I don't know, bro.
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It's like there's something
weighing down my eyebrows,
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making me frown.
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That's called marriage.
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[Both laugh]
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Did you hear
that one, son?
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I said,
"That's called marriage."
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Up top!
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[Both laugh]
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Yeah, it's, uh --
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It's just not doing it for me.
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Whoa.
This is serious.
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I know.
I know.
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That was a hilarious joke,
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and yet it's like
my laugh button's on the fritz.
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God.
What is wrong with me?
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No, y-you're being too hard
on yourself, son.
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Look, this all just happened.Yeah.
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Good Catholic repression
takes time.
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And sleep.
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You know what?
That's it.
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You need a good snooze
to fix you up.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Maybe that'll do it.Sure.
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You want me to make you
a nice, comfy fort to nap in?
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No thanks, bro.Oh, come on.
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Makes you feel like a caveman
all tuckered
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from a long day
of hunting dinosaurs.
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I said no!
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I --
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I just need to be alone.
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I just wanted to help.
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I know, buddy. Look, he's
probably just starting
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to realize what we all knew
years ago.
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That forts are dumb?
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Yeah.
Forts are dumb.
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[Laughter]
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[Quietly]
Okay, what the hell --
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[Whispering] It was Nick.What?
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He wasn't supposed to come
for another week.
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Oh, trust me, I know.
But why listen to instruction
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when it's more fun
to come on a night when Kevin's
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amped on Red Bull
and has a gun?
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I know.
Who would give Kevin a gun?
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Oh. We did.
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You know the gun
you hit the trucker with?
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The one we planted
in the backyard?
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He found it.
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How?
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Because of course he did!
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Because he has a metal detector,
and it's Kevin!
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We should have
seen this coming.
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No -- Patty, you cannot
bail on me right --
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[Door opens]
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Here.
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Take a sip of this
every time you want to yell.
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Like a drinking game?Whatever gets you to be quiet.
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God.
It's kind of miraculous
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how little last night
helped us with anything.
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Tammy's still looking
for her dealer.
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Kevin's...
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still Kevin.
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This is why
you don't make plans.
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You make plans,
and God laughs.
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Then he kicks you
right in the balls.
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No.
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I still have plans.
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[Sighs]
Jesus, Allison, what's next?
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You gonna lure Kevin
to a booby trap
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with a jar of honey?
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No.
But what are you gonna do?
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Just roll over
and accept it?
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Everything happens
for a reason.
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Okay, you would hit me
if I said something like that.
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No, Tammy is not gonna know
that you dealt,
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and I am not gonna sit here
and rot as Mrs. McRoberts.
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[Sighs]
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What are your plans?
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Okay.
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We're gonna take the pill bottle
and the cash
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we were gonna plant
around Kevin's body,
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and we're gonna put them
in Nick's apartment.
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We connect him to Furies,
and he's the perfect candidate
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for, like,
the local dealer fall guy.
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It makes even more sense
than Kevin.
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Tha--
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That could work.Right?
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And he's dead,
so he's not even gonna mind.
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Plus, Tammy said that she still
doesn't have the warrant,
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so we have time.
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We just need to act fast.
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Jesus. Hold on!
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Hey --
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How does this help you?
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What do you get out of it?
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♪
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I get to know you're safe.
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♪
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♪
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Can I get a plastic bag?
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It's heavy.
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Thank you.
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[Siren wailing in distance]
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♪
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Patty: Oh.
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♪
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Oh. Shit. Jesus.
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♪
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[Both grunt]
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Shut up.What? I mean --
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Just help me.
Okay.
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Just --
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♪
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Okay.
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Let's stash this stuff
and get out of here.
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Okay.
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It's fine, Allison.
Nobody's home.
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Okay.
[Sighs]
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You think this guy hides stuff
in his sock drawer?
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Well, it's where my dad
kept our savings bonds.
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[Sighs]
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Okay.
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So...
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Kevin actually seems
affected by this.
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Yeah, today.
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And what about you?
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Are you, like...
okay?
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Do I not look okay?
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That's what I mean.
You look fine.
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You saw a dude get shot --
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you could even say
it's your fault --
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Ourfault.And it's like, "Oh, well,
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let's head over
and frame the guy."
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Well, what do you
want me to do?
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"Deal with it" and end up
crying in the bathtub again?
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That's useless.
Yeah.
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But it would freak me out
a lot less, believe it or not.
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Shoot.
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What have we said
about swearing?
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Okay.
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Help me.
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Why are we
unpacking for him?
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He was about to leave.
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If he broke into our house
for random drug stuff,
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why would he be
getting out of town?
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It looks premeditated.
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The minute Tammy sees this,
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she's gonna be asking
even more questions.
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Okay, well, I don't think
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you need to put his stuff
on hangers.
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[Door shuts]
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[Door shuts]
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[Footsteps]
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[Whispering] Shoot.
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♪
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[Footsteps]
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♪
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♪
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Patty!
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♪
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[Doorbell rings]
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♪
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[Doorbell rings]Cindy: Hell.
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Comin'!
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[Basement door shuts]
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♪
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[Panting]
Patty, hi.
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I --
I thought I'd stop by.
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See how you're doing.
266
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,572
I was jogging.
267
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,574
[Muffled]
I heard about Nick.
268
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,750
That's tough.
269
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:50,405
That's...nice of you.
270
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,059
Not many people come by
with casseroles
271
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:54,017
for this sorta thing.
272
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,802
Definitely didn't think
you would.
273
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,630
Well, I, uh --
I don't have a casserole.
274
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,807
Well,
w-w-what was he doing?
275
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,243
I, um...
276
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,636
I heard that he broke
into somebody's house.
277
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,683
Wasn't it
in your neighborhood?
278
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,163
You know...
279
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,208
Yeah.[Both chuckle]
280
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,993
I guess it was.
281
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,690
Uh...yeah, that's weird.
282
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,520
Mm. Cops have been trying
to get in here, sniff around.
283
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,435
But I know my rights.Yeah. 'Course.
284
00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:21,784
No warrant, no entry.No warrant, no entry.
285
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,612
Goddamn right.Well, there's no telling
286
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,440
what they could pin on him
if they actually got down there.
287
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,442
Qué frickin' Sera
as far as I'm concerned.
288
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,660
Whatever else
they wanna put on him,
289
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:31,054
I'm sure he's deserves it.
[Sighs]
290
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,795
But, you know, eh,
291
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,362
I'm not gonna make
the cops' lives easier
292
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,668
by just lettin' 'em in.
293
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:40,672
Nicky can deal with them
when he wakes up.
294
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,849
Wakes up?
295
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,241
Didn't you pull the plug?
296
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,461
Yeah.
But he's still hanging on.
297
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,811
I mean, they say it's critical,
but they don't know.
298
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:52,467
Guys like Nick always
beat the odds somehow.
299
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,643
[Glass shatters]
300
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:59,300
♪
301
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:02,520
I'll --
302
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,827
I'll be praying for him.
303
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:09,049
♪
304
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,441
Yeah.
305
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:18,101
♪
306
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,887
Nick gets whatever's
coming to him.
307
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,627
I don't know
what he was getting into,
308
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:25,195
but I know I want
to stay out of it.
309
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:33,856
♪
310
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:42,865
♪
311
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:51,569
♪
312
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,745
Oh, great.
We've been waiting hours.
313
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,747
Cable's out in the pool room,
and the fight's tonight.
314
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,314
Sorry, bro. I'm off-duty.
315
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,273
Looking for a beer.
316
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:03,016
I tried going to work, but cable
maintenance just feels so...
317
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,582
pointless.
318
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,889
Not if you want to watch
the fight.
319
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,892
I feel...different.
320
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,373
I tried so many things
to make it better.
321
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:15,767
Napping, sleeping it off,
resting my eyes.
322
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,596
Still...
I'm just not myself.
323
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,729
So, I figured
I'd try a beer.
324
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,513
I've heard worse plans.
325
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:30,086
It's like
it has no taste.
326
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,175
What did I possibly do
to deserve this
327
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,830
and someone
breaking into my home?
328
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,180
Oh.
You had a break-in?
329
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:40,923
Yeah, but I got to him
before he could take anything.
330
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,578
I stopped him
right in his tracks.
331
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,754
And what do I get for it?
332
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:49,366
All of these...feelings.
333
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,499
And beer with no taste.
334
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,804
Life isn't fair, man.
335
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,763
If it were, the universe
would send a cable guy
336
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:57,244
who'd actually
fix the cable.
337
00:14:57,287 --> 00:15:00,247
Hey, bro, the world
is not unfair, okay?
338
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,989
The world is broken,
339
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,948
and I'm telling you,
it's been broken for awhile.
340
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:09,647
Foreigner neighbors
steal your packages.
341
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:13,390
Wives lose your 10% discount
at the liquor store.
342
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,392
Sean Avery eats
in a Worcester restaurant
343
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:16,785
and doesn't get assaulted.
344
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:18,439
[Laughter]
345
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,050
The world is going to hell
in a hand basket,
346
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:24,880
and no one's doing
a thing about it.
347
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,273
Thanks, but I don't really
feel like paying
348
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:28,275
for another tasteless beer.
349
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,972
Good.
This one's on the house.
350
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,278
Why?
351
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,802
'Cause the world
isgoing to hell.
352
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,239
But youdid
something about it.
353
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:37,806
Damn right.
354
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,330
We need someone
who tells it like it is.
355
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,071
And I got your next one.
356
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,899
Well, alright, then.
357
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:44,987
I accept.
358
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,774
I can taste it again!
359
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,341
[Laughing] Alright!
360
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,039
Cheers, bud.
361
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,997
[Sighs]
362
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,913
I really thought we were dead
when she opened that door.
363
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,742
I've never moved so fast
in my life, I swear.
364
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:04,137
Ask any gym teacher
I've ever had.
365
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,486
God.
366
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,444
I think this is gonna work.
367
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,490
We're done.
It's done.
368
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:12,884
Is that even possible?
369
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,235
Hey, that's littering.I gotta quit.
370
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:18,238
Why not, right?
371
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,369
Hey, this is gonna work.
372
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,502
I know it.
373
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,852
No, something's off.
374
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:27,247
The way Tammy told me
to not go out of town, it --
375
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,813
she's not done with me.
376
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,729
And Nick is -- is still alive,
by the way.
377
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,732
In a critical coma.
378
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:38,040
You're just looking
for problems, Barbie.
379
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,477
Even if he does wake up,
who's gonna believe him
380
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,523
when he says
he's not the dealer?
381
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,264
Uh, what about
when he says,
382
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,831
"That broad hired me
to kill her husband"?
383
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,095
Oh, honey,
you are not a broad.
384
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,445
Listen to me.
You're all set, okay?
385
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,663
You're free to go.
I get that.
386
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,143
And you're welcome,
by the way.
387
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:57,668
But I am still in a deep
pile of shit over here.
388
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,540
You don't
know that for sure.
389
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,107
[Sighs] I know, but
what am I supposed to do?
390
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,110
Just sit around and hope
everything works out?
391
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:07,330
What's the alternative?
392
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,811
You always make fun of me
for saying "I hope," but --
393
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,335
I remember once.No, but you're right.
394
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,337
It's dangerous.
I need to know.
395
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,252
I need to know
what Tammy's thinking.
396
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,733
I need to know
if she's still onto me.
397
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,561
And how are you
gonna do that?
398
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:21,953
Like, we need to know
what's going on.
399
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,565
We need to know
what to expect.
400
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,132
What happened last night
cannot happen again.
401
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,960
We need to be
a step ahead.
402
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,919
How are you gonna
do that, Allison?
403
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,880
Next time
you're hanging out,
404
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,621
I want you to look
in that little notebook
405
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:42,148
that she always writes in and --
and she what it says about me.
406
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,540
Uh, I can't --
407
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,194
Patty, I need
your help, okay?
408
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:48,545
I hate saying that, but when
I'm alone, I just -- I...
409
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,287
do things like
marry Kevin.
410
00:17:55,378 --> 00:18:00,166
Hey, you and -- you and Tammy
are friends, right?
411
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,516
You're the one that said
that this could be good for us.
412
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:03,908
It could be useful.
413
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:06,737
And now it actually is.
414
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,524
I don't know
if I can do it.
415
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:13,179
Of course you can.
It's not a big deal.
416
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:14,615
Girlfriends, you know,
417
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,617
go through each other's stuff
all the time.
418
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,097
If she catches you,
you just say,
419
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,143
"Oh, I was borrowing
your lipstick" or something.
420
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,580
You've never had girlfriends,
have you?
421
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:26,366
♪
422
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:29,195
I have you.
423
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:32,154
Right?
424
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,373
Yeah.
425
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:40,249
♪
426
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,338
Put it higher. I don't know.
He wants it lower.
427
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,471
Oh, good.
Another banner.
428
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,082
Damn right! [Laughter]
429
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,431
Jesus, Kevin.
430
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,216
Well, you seem
back to yourself.
431
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,434
I'm not just myself.
432
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:54,176
I'm improved, baby!
433
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,352
Impossible, bro.
434
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,441
It all began when I stopped
by the bar for a beer
435
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,356
while I was supposed
to be at work.
436
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,749
Great start.
437
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,490
So, there I was,
surrounded by
438
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,883
a bunch of good,
salt-of-the-earth guys
439
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,581
having their
10:00 a.m. drink,
440
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:12,107
and I start doing my thing,
you know?
441
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,979
What's your thing?
442
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:17,678
Telling it like it is.
443
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,463
I thought your thing was
designing classy Red Sox jerseys
444
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:23,205
you could wear to a funeral.
445
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,207
That's my old thing, Neil.
446
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,862
Telling it like it is
is what I do now,
447
00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:30,125
and these guys --
they loved it.
448
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,735
Before you know it,
I got three free beers
449
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,476
in front of me
with more on the way,
450
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,651
and that's when it happened.
451
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,653
Boom! I felt better!
452
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,090
I felt like myself again!
453
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,266
So you got drunk.
454
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,442
He said 3 beers, Patty,
not 30.
455
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:43,921
[Laughter]
456
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:47,273
I suddenly understood
why the break-in happened.
457
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:50,058
You know, like,
what it all means.
458
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,234
I have
a higher calling, babe.
459
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,236
I'm running for office!
460
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,064
[Laughter]
461
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:03,245
That's right.
I'm running for city council.
462
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,508
Kevin McRoberts --
I'm tough on crime,
463
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,468
but soft on the pointless stuff,
like taxes.
464
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,121
[Laughter]
465
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:13,081
Could that be
my campaign slogan?
466
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,256
Damn.
467
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,911
No, no. Not damn to you,
Mrs. Slutsky.
468
00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:20,436
I was obviously referring
to the Hoover.
469
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,874
I'm also tough
on foul language.
470
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:24,962
Okay.
471
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,660
Can't believe
she bought that.
472
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:29,750
Oh, Kev, you're in a position
every politician dreams of --
473
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,317
all your constituents
are idiots.
474
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,188
This thing is yours!
475
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,757
Kev, don't you think this whole
thing is, like, kinda lame?
476
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,324
Uh, no.
477
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,674
I think it's classy
and important,
478
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:44,721
like country clubs
or Jessica Rabbit.
479
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:45,853
Oh.
Hey, Allison.
480
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,289
I'm happy to se you.
481
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,292
Has everything
about you changed?
482
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,294
Hey, that hottie
Detective Tammy Ridgeway
483
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,340
just called and said
that the guy that broke in here
484
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,342
was some sorta drug dealer,
485
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,779
a real scourge
of our time.
486
00:20:58,822 --> 00:20:59,997
Really?
487
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,043
She told you that
for sure? Yep.
488
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:04,088
And I got him
off the streets. [Chuckles]
489
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:07,744
The campaign is off
to a rockin' start!
490
00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,616
You're really running?Of course.
491
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:11,052
It's my life's dream.
492
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,358
Okay, it's just
that you usually, you know,
493
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:15,012
forget about your life's
dream before lunch.
494
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:17,188
Give me one example.
495
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,581
Uh, well, three days ago,
496
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,758
your life's dream
was to become a father.
497
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:24,021
Oh, God.
I forgot.
498
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:26,763
Man, that was
a close call, too.
499
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:29,418
Oh,
what a hard week for you.
500
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:33,988
It's just that I figured out
that my higher purpose is...
501
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:37,339
fathering the entire community.
[Laughs]
502
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:40,211
And it all begins tonight
at my first campaign event
503
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:43,998
at the classy
and important Moose Lodge.
504
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,869
You say "classy" a lot.
505
00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:48,045
Uh...do you know
what classy means?
506
00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:51,092
[Cellphone chimes]Uh, Kev, bad news.
507
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:52,398
Looks like the Mooses
have pulled out.
508
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:53,964
Oh, no.
509
00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:55,357
Hey, listen,
when you get elected,
510
00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:58,012
we revoke their liquor license
as payback.
511
00:21:58,055 --> 00:21:59,405
[Laughs]
512
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,015
I-I don't know, Kev.
513
00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:02,669
I think you should probably
just throw in the towel.
514
00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:04,061
He's got a point.
515
00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:06,237
You know, finding a venue,
revoking stuff.
516
00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:08,544
It's -- It's -- It's just a lot
of verbs for you.
517
00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:09,937
[Laughter]
518
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:12,287
That is true.
519
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,028
So, let's forget this whole
"higher purpose" thing
520
00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:15,769
and play
ultimate hide and seek.
521
00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:18,641
[Laughter]
522
00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:23,342
No. I know how to handle
a little adversity, okay?[Doorbell rings]
523
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:26,475
I just need to sit around,
do nothing at all,
524
00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:29,435
and wait for God
to provide a solution.
525
00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:30,784
And He always does.
526
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:32,046
Like that gun
He put in your back yard.
527
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:34,091
Exactly. Pew-pew.
528
00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:36,006
[Laughter]
529
00:22:37,617 --> 00:22:39,619
[Doorbell rings]
530
00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:42,404
Hi.
531
00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:44,972
Hi?
532
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:48,279
Can I, uh, come in?
533
00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:49,846
Inside here?
534
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,587
No, Kevin is home.
This is not a good time.
535
00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:53,415
It's not like that.
I promise.
536
00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:56,070
He could have opened the door
and it'd be fine.
537
00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:07,647
Thanks.
538
00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:15,132
I, uh...
539
00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,874
I like
your coffee table.
540
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,833
It's very MoMa.
541
00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,312
Sam, what are you
doing here?
542
00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:22,705
Yeah. Right. Sorry.
I was sort of ramping up
543
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,881
to the apology,
and, um...
544
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:26,883
I am...
545
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:29,625
sorry.
546
00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:31,932
You were trying to do
the right thing the other day,
547
00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,107
to work on your marriage,
548
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:36,197
and I-I can't stand
the fact
549
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,460
that we left things like that,
and --
550
00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:39,940
and then I heard
about that guy,
551
00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:43,552
the one who broke in here,
and...
552
00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:45,946
God, if something
ever happened to you,
553
00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:49,384
and the last things we said were
that you thought I didn't --
554
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,605
[Sighs]
555
00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:54,781
I'm so sorry.
556
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:56,739
I had to come by and see
how you were both doing
557
00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:57,958
after everything,
558
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,134
and if you need anything,
don't --
559
00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:04,530
Wait, what are you doing?I don't know.
560
00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:08,316
We cannot do that here.I know.
561
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,405
But I wanted to.
562
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,408
So do I, but that's no reason
to risk blowing up your life.
563
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,758
I mean... [Chuckles]
564
00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:17,064
isn't it?
565
00:24:18,805 --> 00:24:21,372
Do you mean that?
566
00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:23,853
Yeah.
567
00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,681
Yeah, I think I do.
568
00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,685
I left Jenn.
569
00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:34,516
You --
570
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,561
Yeah.
571
00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:37,693
I can't stay in that house
anymore.
572
00:24:37,737 --> 00:24:39,216
I couldn't.
573
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:42,045
And, uh, if you're feeling
that same way, too,
574
00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:46,615
then maybe
this is our chance, you know,
575
00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:49,705
to really be together.
576
00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:51,577
♪
577
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:52,752
[Laughs]
578
00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:54,623
Oh, hey, Allison.
579
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:56,407
God, do you always have
to enter a room like that?
580
00:24:56,451 --> 00:24:59,454
It's how winners
go through swinging doors.
581
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,936
Oh. Now I know why
you never lasted as a waiter.
582
00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:04,546
You're proving my point.
583
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:08,202
What kinda winner has ever
worked at a restaurant?
584
00:25:08,245 --> 00:25:09,551
Oh.
585
00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:12,859
Hey, there, Allison's boss
from the diner.
586
00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:13,816
How you doing, Kevin?
587
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:16,036
I'm a winner, Sal.
588
00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:18,255
Sam.
Even better.
589
00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:21,389
Now, Sam, don't you feel
there's a dire need
590
00:25:21,432 --> 00:25:23,260
for real change
in this neighborhood?
591
00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:26,655
Uh...And I'm talking about
the good kind of change,
592
00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:29,832
the kind that gets things back
to the way they used to be.
593
00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:30,790
I actually like --
594
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:33,227
Then please,
do the world a favor
595
00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:34,794
and vote for Kevin.
596
00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:38,580
[Laughter]
597
00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:41,844
Thanks.
Uh, well, I should get going.
598
00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:43,280
Um, I just came by
to tell Allison
599
00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:44,804
she could take some time off
if she needs it.
600
00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:47,589
It's a little slow right now,
anyways.
601
00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:48,721
Ugh! Wait!
602
00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:50,070
Stroke!
What?
603
00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:52,507
No,
it's not what you think.
604
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:55,031
Allison is always saying
how your diner is dead.
605
00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:56,859
Devoid of customers.
606
00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:59,862
Slower than a herd of turtles
on a peanut butter race track.
607
00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:01,603
Okay.
Well, I never say that.
608
00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:03,083
It's perfect!
609
00:26:03,126 --> 00:26:05,651
Your diner is the perfect spot
to be my venue!
610
00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:07,304
It's so empty!
Okay.
611
00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:09,480
Well, it's not --But hey, with me,
612
00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:12,832
you'll have a solid stream
of hearty, hungry customers.
613
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,050
Oh, my God.
614
00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:16,662
We'll call it
a "meat and greet"!
615
00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:18,620
Well, maybe Sam
doesn't want -- No, no.
616
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,056
No, like a meatand greet.
617
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,668
Meat like M-E-A-T.
618
00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:24,887
Right,
but maybe Sam doesn't --No, no, no.
619
00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:27,498
Meat, like salami.
620
00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:30,414
Ah!
Sam, it's perfect!
621
00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:32,286
Uh...sure.
622
00:26:32,329 --> 00:26:33,548
I could always use
the business.
623
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,245
Yeah, baby!
624
00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:37,770
The campaign of Kevin
is saved!
625
00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:40,250
Neil: Damn it!
626
00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:42,383
He'll be fine.
627
00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:48,084
I always wonder what sucker buys
the product ina salon?
628
00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:51,653
Not many, I guess.
629
00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:55,875
Trust me, there are plenty
of suckers in this town.
630
00:26:56,963 --> 00:27:00,314
It's been a little slow.
631
00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:02,142
Did you even have
any appointments today?
632
00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:06,276
I mean, we could've gone
bowling or something.
633
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,583
I was hoping
for some walk-ins.
634
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,891
When did business
start dying down?
635
00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:13,893
I don't know.
636
00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:15,677
Recently.
637
00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:20,943
♪
638
00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:22,597
I, uh...
639
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,600
heard you caught
your dealer.
640
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,777
The guy who broke
into Allison's house?
641
00:27:28,821 --> 00:27:32,738
Yeah. We got into his house
this morning with a warrant.
642
00:27:32,781 --> 00:27:34,522
His aunt
offered me some coffee,
643
00:27:34,565 --> 00:27:36,176
which I'm pretty sure
was light with cream and spit,
644
00:27:36,219 --> 00:27:38,526
but we got
what we needed.
645
00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:42,095
That's...
646
00:27:42,138 --> 00:27:43,749
great.
647
00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:45,968
[Exhales sharply]
648
00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:49,102
So glad to have that lowlife
off the streets.
649
00:27:49,145 --> 00:27:50,930
Well, it's easy to call him
a lowlife,
650
00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:54,324
but he isn't much different
than any other guy in this town.
651
00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:56,805
Hey,
you wanna get outta here?
652
00:27:56,849 --> 00:27:58,415
I could close up shop
a little early
653
00:27:58,459 --> 00:28:00,548
and we could go
to Kevin's campaign event.
654
00:28:00,591 --> 00:28:01,810
Uh, I don't --
I don't know --
655
00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:03,594
Allison's been
texting me updates,
656
00:28:03,638 --> 00:28:05,727
and it seems like one of those
really fun train wrecks.
657
00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:07,207
They're not
my kinda company.
658
00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:10,036
Kevin's an idiot,
but whatever happened
659
00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:12,125
to "lowlifes are people,
too"?
660
00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:14,954
Yeah, um,
I meant Allison.
661
00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:16,433
What?
662
00:28:16,477 --> 00:28:18,435
I just don't get a good
feeling off her.
663
00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:20,220
I'd like to say I trust her
as far as I can throw her,
664
00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:23,832
but she's like this big.
665
00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:26,226
Yeah. Okay.
666
00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:27,749
We can skip watching
the downfall
667
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:31,622
of the political system
and just hang out.
668
00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:33,624
Maybe go bowling.
669
00:28:33,668 --> 00:28:36,018
Thank you.
670
00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:37,759
Hey,
you got a ladies'?
671
00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,413
Yeah,
it's in the back.
672
00:28:39,456 --> 00:28:44,766
♪
673
00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:46,550
[Door opens]
674
00:28:46,594 --> 00:28:49,031
♪
675
00:28:49,075 --> 00:28:50,772
[Door closes]
676
00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:56,604
♪
677
00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:02,305
Remember,
Kevin McRoberts --
678
00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:04,351
Because the World is
Going to Hell.
679
00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:06,614
[Laughter]
680
00:29:06,657 --> 00:29:09,095
Okay.
681
00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:11,793
Okay, yeah, that is not
the campaign slogan, either.
682
00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:14,056
No, no. You gotta
keep it simple, like, uh --
683
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:16,842
like maybe just your name
with an exclamation point.
684
00:29:16,885 --> 00:29:19,366
Kev!
685
00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:20,846
Hey. Hey.
686
00:29:20,889 --> 00:29:23,239
The ice cream truck, the good
one with the Mickey pops,
687
00:29:23,283 --> 00:29:24,632
it's only four blocks away.
688
00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:25,807
If we haul ass,
we can catch it.
689
00:29:25,851 --> 00:29:28,810
No, Neil,
what have I told you?
690
00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:30,681
I'm done hauling ass.
691
00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:34,207
From now on, I'm putting my ass
in the hands of the people.
692
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:36,470
[Laughter]
693
00:29:36,513 --> 00:29:38,733
You talk a big game,
but I know you, man.
694
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,822
The second you start a game
of ultimate hide and seek
695
00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:42,432
or see
that ice cream truck,
696
00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:44,434
you won't be able
to help yourself.
697
00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:48,395
Kevin McRoberts --
He Can't Help Himself.
698
00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:50,223
You know what, Neil?
699
00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:51,528
Maybe you're right.
700
00:29:51,572 --> 00:29:53,269
Let's play
ultimate hide and go seek.
701
00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:55,315
You hide first.
702
00:29:55,358 --> 00:29:56,620
Yes.
703
00:29:56,664 --> 00:29:58,405
Oh.
704
00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:00,842
Start counting to 3,000,
buddy.
705
00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:03,062
[Laughter]
706
00:30:03,105 --> 00:30:05,847
We shoulda started doing
that 10 years ago.
707
00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:08,023
Oh!
There she is.
708
00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:09,459
Our first lady.
709
00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:12,071
Just in time
for your big moment.
710
00:30:12,114 --> 00:30:13,812
Oh. Oh.
711
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:17,903
You just stand right here,
and look the way you do.
712
00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:21,080
You know,
in my photography days,
713
00:30:21,123 --> 00:30:22,690
we'd call that
"camera meat."
714
00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:24,910
What photography days?
715
00:30:24,953 --> 00:30:26,868
I was a Boston Paparazzo.
716
00:30:26,912 --> 00:30:29,697
Oh, is that why you got punched
in the face by James Taylor?
717
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,307
[Laughter]
718
00:30:31,351 --> 00:30:34,397
No.
719
00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:36,922
Hey, aren't those the cops
from the Vic House?
720
00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:38,358
Oh. Yeah.
721
00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:39,533
Kept in touch with them
after my trouncing
722
00:30:39,576 --> 00:30:41,665
of Sean Avery.
723
00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:43,363
And we have Mr. Harrison,
724
00:30:43,406 --> 00:30:46,583
who donated
quite handsomely, too.
725
00:30:46,627 --> 00:30:48,890
Buncha people
from the neighborhood.
726
00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:51,719
Everybody showed
for your boy!
727
00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:55,897
[Cheers and applause]
728
00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:56,898
Oh, here we go.
729
00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:59,292
Ready?
And smile.
730
00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:00,467
Thanks, Kevin.
731
00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:02,686
Mrs. McRoberts.
Looks great.
732
00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:04,558
Oh.
God, look at us.
733
00:31:04,601 --> 00:31:05,907
It's perfect.
734
00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:08,257
Like JFK and Jackie O.
735
00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:10,607
But poor.
736
00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:12,827
But that means
I get a Marilyn!
737
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,437
[Laughs]
738
00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:19,399
[Line ringing]
739
00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:20,313
Patty: What? [Beeps]
740
00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:22,141
[Groans]
741
00:31:23,403 --> 00:31:26,275
[Muffled cheering]
742
00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:28,016
You okay?
Jesus!
743
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:29,800
Sorry.Yeah, you should be!
744
00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:31,628
Whoa.What -- What the hell
were you thinking,
745
00:31:31,672 --> 00:31:32,847
offering this place?
746
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,241
Oh, it seemed easier
than saying no.
747
00:31:35,284 --> 00:31:38,331
Sam, you can't give
into him like that, okay?
748
00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:39,767
It's what he's counting on.Counting on?
749
00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:41,856
He's not exactly
a puppet master, okay?
750
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,423
It's Kevin.
751
00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:47,340
Sam, "it's Kevin" is why
he gets away with everything.
752
00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:48,558
It's why he always wins.
753
00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:49,951
You say that
like it's destined.
754
00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:51,692
It is!
755
00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:53,215
This whole world is designed
for guys like Kevin
756
00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:54,956
and Pete and Neil!
757
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,568
I don't know that it's --Sam, he shot someone.
758
00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:01,223
Kevin shot someone
in our home,
759
00:32:01,267 --> 00:32:02,659
and the cops
couldn't care less.
760
00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:05,184
They're in there toasting him
right now.
761
00:32:05,227 --> 00:32:07,751
This whole game is rigged!
Fixed!
762
00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:09,840
And I-I should just give up,
you know?
763
00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:13,409
I should -- Why not?
I should just give up...
764
00:32:13,453 --> 00:32:16,195
and run away with you.
765
00:32:16,238 --> 00:32:19,024
You know, we could go to, like,
a lake town or a desert,
766
00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:21,852
where we could be
totally different people.
767
00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:24,203
I could be, like...
768
00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:26,205
Denise, and, uh,
769
00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:29,164
Denise makes her own bowls and
remembers to water her plants.
770
00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:35,431
What?
771
00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:38,260
Being with me
is giving up?
772
00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:41,481
That's not what I --
773
00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:44,223
Right now,
it seems like the right answer.
774
00:32:44,266 --> 00:32:47,617
It seems like it,
but it's not?
775
00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:56,148
I'm offering you
something real.
776
00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,019
Something...
777
00:32:58,063 --> 00:33:00,065
[Sighs]
778
00:33:00,108 --> 00:33:04,025
You just don't know
how to help yourself, do you?
779
00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:07,376
Oh, right, being
with you is gonna, what?
780
00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:08,464
It's gonna save me?
781
00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:09,944
It'd be an improvement.
782
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,207
Oh. Okay.
783
00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:14,905
Um, you know, Kevin --
when we met,
784
00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,907
he got me out
of my parents' house,
785
00:33:16,951 --> 00:33:19,127
because he insisted that we move
in together after two months,
786
00:33:19,171 --> 00:33:21,695
and, so, I guess
I let him save me, too.
787
00:33:21,738 --> 00:33:23,262
I'm not Kevin.
788
00:33:23,305 --> 00:33:25,307
No, I know.
789
00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:26,961
But you know that there
are people who look at me
790
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,485
and they don't see
a charity case?
791
00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:32,140
Who like me like this?
792
00:33:32,184 --> 00:33:34,751
Like this?
793
00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:37,537
Come on, you know you deserve
better than this place,
794
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:40,105
than those idiots.
795
00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:41,932
You could be...
796
00:33:41,976 --> 00:33:43,456
more.
797
00:33:43,499 --> 00:33:46,067
♪
798
00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,504
That's not a compliment.
799
00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,376
God, I used to think
it was,
800
00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:54,293
but I am so done
with trying to be more.
801
00:33:54,336 --> 00:33:56,860
This is it.
802
00:33:56,904 --> 00:33:58,471
This should be enough.
803
00:33:58,514 --> 00:34:01,082
♪
804
00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,127
[Line ringing]
805
00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:04,433
Patty: What? [Beeps]
806
00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:09,177
♪
807
00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:10,961
Oh, Jumping Jehoshaphat.
808
00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:12,485
Licking Lucifer.
809
00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:14,313
[Laughter]
810
00:34:16,141 --> 00:34:18,969
[Laughter]
811
00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:22,364
Uh, whoa there.
812
00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:24,801
Is this Fun Allison
rearing her ugly head?
813
00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:28,631
I thought she drowned in that
water park eight years ago.
814
00:34:31,025 --> 00:34:32,157
Babe, cool it.
815
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,507
That is not very
Jackie O behavior.
816
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:38,337
Yeah, take a page out of
her book and drink alone.
817
00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:40,948
You have,
like, an image now.
818
00:34:40,991 --> 00:34:43,516
You gotta act like
a politician's wife.
819
00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:45,126
Don't you have
a public image?
820
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:46,475
Uh, yeah.
821
00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:47,824
I'm living it right now.
822
00:34:47,868 --> 00:34:49,826
I'm a man of the people.
823
00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:54,309
[Cheers and applause]
824
00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:56,529
[Laughter]
825
00:34:57,312 --> 00:35:01,229
I know you think
you're some everyday hero...
826
00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:05,146
but you're just a dick,
Kevin.
827
00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:15,200
Everyday Hero.
828
00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:18,420
I like the sound of that.
829
00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:22,642
Kevin,
that's your campaign slogan!
830
00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:26,863
"Kevin McRoberts --
Everyday Hero."
831
00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:27,864
[Laughter]
832
00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:30,084
It's brilliant!
[Laughs]
833
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,477
Cheers, everybody!
834
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,783
Both: Everyday Hero!
835
00:35:33,827 --> 00:35:35,350
[Cheers and applause]
836
00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:40,225
[Cellphone vibrates]
837
00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:42,357
I told you,
I'm off tonight.
838
00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:44,925
[Door opens]
839
00:35:48,407 --> 00:35:50,060
[Bell dings]
840
00:35:50,104 --> 00:35:56,893
♪
841
00:35:56,937 --> 00:35:59,113
Bram, if you call again,
842
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,289
I'm making you shovel
my walk all winter.
843
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,428
Uh, Patty stepped out
to grab some cigarettes.
844
00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:11,386
Oh.
845
00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:13,040
Sounds familiar.
846
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,871
I can leave her a message
if you want.
847
00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:19,655
Uh...
848
00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:21,135
I -- Well -- You --
849
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,659
Sorry, you're --
you're Officer Ridgeway, right?
850
00:36:23,703 --> 00:36:26,662
Are you here to question
her again, or...
851
00:36:26,706 --> 00:36:29,796
No.
852
00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:32,102
Oh. Um...
853
00:36:32,146 --> 00:36:35,671
I just heard about the break-in,
so I thought I should stop by.
854
00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:38,935
See if I can bring her
a roast chicken or something.
855
00:36:38,979 --> 00:36:40,937
The break-in
was next door.
856
00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:44,724
No, I know, but it's still
pretty traumatic.
857
00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:47,074
Mm, she seems fine.
858
00:36:47,117 --> 00:36:48,945
Good, even.
859
00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:51,644
Actually [Chuckles]
you could say
860
00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,385
it's the happiest she's been
in years.
861
00:36:53,428 --> 00:36:55,474
♪
862
00:36:55,517 --> 00:36:58,128
[Scoffs]
863
00:36:58,172 --> 00:37:00,261
Well, good for her.
864
00:37:03,786 --> 00:37:05,440
[Sighs]
865
00:37:05,484 --> 00:37:07,660
But you know, actually,
the weirdest thing happened.
866
00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:09,488
I --
867
00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:13,405
When I heard about the break-in,
I wasn't totally surprised.
868
00:37:13,448 --> 00:37:15,581
Since we broke up, I've had
all these questions, you know?
869
00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:17,322
I-I guess I should've been
asking them all along,
870
00:37:17,365 --> 00:37:22,152
but the more I think about
what those questions would be,
871
00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:26,113
the less I think
she'd ever answer them.
872
00:37:26,156 --> 00:37:28,333
But hey, maybe you'll
have more luck.
873
00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:29,943
I'm not a cop, so...
874
00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:38,299
♪
875
00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:46,873
♪
876
00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:50,964
[Line ringing]
877
00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:53,358
Patty: What? [Beeps]
878
00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:56,361
Patty,
please call me back.
879
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:57,927
Please.
880
00:37:57,971 --> 00:38:01,453
♪
881
00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:04,151
[Door opens]
882
00:38:05,413 --> 00:38:07,197
Hey.
883
00:38:07,241 --> 00:38:08,721
You waiting for me?
I've been trying to call you.
884
00:38:08,764 --> 00:38:10,897
I saw.
885
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:13,682
But I wanted to yell at you
in person.
886
00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:15,989
No, don't.
887
00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:19,993
I am --
I am so sorry.
888
00:38:20,036 --> 00:38:22,125
Do you even know
what you're apologizing for?
889
00:38:26,086 --> 00:38:28,218
Then it doesn't count!Okay.
890
00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:29,524
Well, what did I do?
891
00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:31,352
Why are you yelling?Because.
892
00:38:33,441 --> 00:38:36,792
Because it sucked
what you asked me to do.
893
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:41,797
With Tammy.
894
00:38:41,841 --> 00:38:44,060
Okay.
895
00:38:44,104 --> 00:38:48,369
Okay, you're right.
I-I am sorry.
896
00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:52,068
But I didn't think of it
as a big ask, you know?
897
00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:53,461
You pistol whipped
a trucker for me,
898
00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:56,638
so you understand
if I, you know,
899
00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:58,466
didn't think it would drain
the favor bank
900
00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:00,947
asking you to look
in a friend's purse.
901
00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:02,557
Allison...
902
00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:07,562
you know.
903
00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:08,433
I know what?
904
00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:12,262
You know, okay?
905
00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:14,874
You know that Tammy is not
just some friend,
906
00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:17,093
and you know why you shouldn't
have asked me to do that.
907
00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:18,704
Well, you never actually
said anything,
908
00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:20,096
and I didn't want
to just assume.
909
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:24,057
Bullshit! You knew.
910
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,580
And you framed Nick
for me,
911
00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:27,365
not out of the kindness
of your heart,
912
00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:30,237
but you did it so that when you
asked me to betray Tammy,
913
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,412
I'd owe you one.
914
00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:32,892
Okay, that is not true.
915
00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:35,416
And also, "betray her"
is a little strong.
916
00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,419
You knew I wouldn't say no,
not to you.
917
00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:40,421
Oh, God.
918
00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:42,423
Did you actually look
in her notebook?
919
00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:44,469
Yes.
920
00:39:44,512 --> 00:39:46,340
And I hate myself for it.
921
00:39:49,996 --> 00:39:52,259
Uh, what did it say?Jesus, Allison!
922
00:39:54,522 --> 00:39:55,915
It said nothing.
923
00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:57,525
I did it for nothing.
924
00:39:57,569 --> 00:39:59,222
She doesn't think that
you want your husband dead.
925
00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:01,616
She thinks we talk too much.
She's jealous.
926
00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:05,054
She called you "meek"
and a "victim."
927
00:40:05,098 --> 00:40:06,665
Clearly,
she doesn't know you.
928
00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:08,144
Okay.
929
00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:10,103
But I can't take back
what I did.
930
00:40:12,366 --> 00:40:14,890
She's the only person
that I have,
931
00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:17,893
and you used it.
932
00:40:17,937 --> 00:40:19,460
You ruined it.
933
00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:22,028
I'm sorry, Tammy's the only
person that you have?
934
00:40:22,071 --> 00:40:23,159
That's a rude thing
to say.
935
00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:24,726
Be rude, Allison.
936
00:40:24,770 --> 00:40:26,467
At least rude is being shitty
out in the open.
937
00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:28,774
Okay. Well, sorry for asking
for your help.
938
00:40:28,817 --> 00:40:30,123
Jesus,
I thought I could.
939
00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:32,125
You know,
isn't that what we do?
940
00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:33,779
We've both done
terrible things,
941
00:40:33,822 --> 00:40:36,869
but we've done them
for each other.
942
00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:38,174
You know, at this point,
943
00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:42,091
I couldn't even tell you
who's done what.
944
00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:45,181
You're the one who tried
to kill her husband.
945
00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:47,183
And you're the one
who helped.
946
00:40:47,227 --> 00:40:48,707
And it was a bust.
947
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,578
So...
948
00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:53,668
clearly, you're better off
with a different accomplice.
949
00:40:53,712 --> 00:40:57,890
Hey, I don't want you around
'cause you're a good accomplice.
950
00:40:57,933 --> 00:41:00,893
You've -- You've raised me
from the dead.
951
00:41:00,936 --> 00:41:04,157
Like, after all this,
you're gonna le--
952
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,898
Without you...
953
00:41:07,247 --> 00:41:08,640
[Huffs]
954
00:41:08,683 --> 00:41:10,424
You're...
955
00:41:15,124 --> 00:41:16,343
What?
956
00:41:16,386 --> 00:41:22,697
♪
957
00:41:22,741 --> 00:41:24,699
Ugh.
958
00:41:24,743 --> 00:41:26,135
Okay. Yeah.
959
00:41:26,179 --> 00:41:27,441
You know what?
Never mind.
960
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:28,964
Never mind.
I'm not gonna ask you for help.
961
00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:30,270
I'm not gonna ask you
for anything.
962
00:41:30,313 --> 00:41:32,011
So, let's just go back
to how it was.
963
00:41:32,054 --> 00:41:34,535
I'll get you a beer, and you'll
say, "Oh, it's not cold enough,"
964
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:36,232
and that will be the extent
of our sharing, okay?
965
00:41:36,276 --> 00:41:39,148
So, let's just go back
to how it was.
966
00:41:39,192 --> 00:41:40,759
Fine.
Fine.
967
00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:43,718
♪
968
00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:54,990
Neil: How dare you?
969
00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:56,731
Oh.
970
00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:59,560
[Laughter]
971
00:42:03,782 --> 00:42:04,957
That's right.
972
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,395
I heard everything.
973
00:42:08,438 --> 00:42:09,570
I don't know what
you're talking about.
974
00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:11,267
What do you think
I'm talking about?
975
00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:12,617
Well, I don't know
what you're talking about
976
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,967
unless you know
what you're talking about.
977
00:42:15,010 --> 00:42:16,185
I know
what I'm talking about,
978
00:42:16,229 --> 00:42:17,491
and I know
what you talked about,
979
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:20,450
and therefore,
what I'm talking about.
980
00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:23,584
Well, now I definitely don't
know what you're talking about.
981
00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:26,195
Please, Allison,
being sardined in the closet
982
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,633
for four hours may cut off
circulation in some places,
983
00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:31,287
but it doesn't
affect my hearing.
984
00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:33,507
Neil, it's not
what you think.
985
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,509
I've been losing feeling
in my left leg
986
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,555
thinking Kevin
was over me,
987
00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:41,167
that I'd hide and he would
never seek me ever again.
988
00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:42,995
[Laughter]
989
00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:46,302
But I think I know how to
get back in his good graces.
990
00:42:46,346 --> 00:42:48,000
No, Neil, don't.Hey, that's my phone.
991
00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:49,131
Stop!
Give me that!
992
00:42:49,175 --> 00:42:50,350
No, stop!Give me my phone.
993
00:42:50,393 --> 00:42:51,264
Hey, that's not yours!
Give it to me!
994
00:42:51,307 --> 00:42:52,395
Ahh!
Give me my phone!
995
00:42:52,439 --> 00:42:54,180
No, stop! Ahh!
996
00:42:54,223 --> 00:42:56,486
[Grunting]
997
00:42:56,530 --> 00:42:58,619
[Glass shatters]
998
00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:03,972
♪
999
00:43:04,016 --> 00:43:09,064
♪
1000
00:43:09,108 --> 00:43:12,546
What the fuck?!
1001
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,635
You're not gonna tell
Kevin anything.
1002
00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:19,422
♪
1003
00:43:19,466 --> 00:43:20,989
You okay?
1004
00:43:21,033 --> 00:43:26,691
♪
1005
00:43:26,734 --> 00:43:28,606
I'm fine.
1006
00:43:28,649 --> 00:43:36,962
♪
1007
00:43:40,530 --> 00:43:50,279
♪
1008
00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:59,898
♪
1009
00:43:59,941 --> 00:44:09,690
♪
1010
00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:14,290
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