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I'm going to borrow your shoulders.

Hmm Dang Ja...

Yeah?

If you're cold, go inside and sleep. I'll stay here.

No, it's okay. It's warmer here.

Dang Ja!

Are you okay?

I'm positive that the Gods sent the hog to bother us.

They want to make sure that
I won't get his sperm to get pregnant.

Then what? I can't have a child?

Dang Ja! Dang Ja!

I saved your life. I'm your lifesaver.

Huh?

Don't forget that.

Yeah.

Let's go into the tent first.

The mood is exactly the same when a married couple
goes into their bedroom for their first time.

I can't fail again.

I have to do it even if the heavens fall.

I don't have time to lie down.

Why are you getting up? Just stay down.

I'll take care of you.

I can't do it today.

Huh? Can't do what today?

Since we're camping by the ocean, we should have at least sing.

But I'm out of strength to do that.

Where do you get that kind of strength?

I was really surprised.

When I was fighting with the hog?

Of course I have to protect you, since you have Korea's best sperm.

But... I'm tired.

I've met many men in my life, but that kind of guy is a first.

Are you saying it's good or bad?

It's so unusual, I don't even know if it's good or bad.

I'm really curious who this guy is.

He might not be so fun, but he's the perfect kind of guy.

Just take this chance, grab him, and get married.

Marry him because I'm interested?

How long do you think the marriage will last then?

If by chance he likes you too, then will you get married?

That will probably never happen, but even if he does,
I'm not getting married.

I'm going to work hard and become a great Miss Mom.

Miss Mom... I've heard of a single mom,
but this is the first time I've heard of a Miss Mom.

Oh that! We made that up for our special event.

A divorced mom with a child is a single mom,

but a Miss Mom is an innocent, single, woman having a baby.

That's a mispregnancy.

A mispregnancy is when you get pregnant by accident.

A Miss Mom only wants to get married
if it's by her own free will.

Whatever, I don't know.

How is Han Young, by the way?

She won't tell us what's going on because of her pride,
but something big is going on.

She hasn't called ever since she went back upstairs.

I'm so curious, but Yeon Doo's dad
told me to be patient, so I haven't even called.

She'll tell you when it's time even if you don't ask.

I have a clue, but let's wait until she tells us.

I made reservations for your favorite lobster.

You're not busy, right?

Let's move it to tomorrow. She said she's ready to have a talk.

Yeah? Then I guess I'll have to cancel.

Are you going to come tonight?

I'll see. I have a child.

If you can't come, give me a call.

Okay.

I was visiting Yeon Doo's mom's house.
I couldn't meet Chan's mom.

I heard she hasn't called for two days.

Aren't you curious how Yeon Doo's mom sees you?

You're equal to God.

You have no imperfections.

You're a good, intelligent, person who only lives for his family.

I don't see you like that, but Chan's mom does.

How do you see me?

We're the same type: Selfish and full of pride...
although there are marked differences.

I don't know what those differences are,

but don't you think those will still be somewhat similar?

I'm going.

When you see Dad, greet him well.

Show him all your tests.

Yeah. But Mom, where has Dad been the past few days?

At a seminar.

He went for a couple days before too.

It's Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

Dad, did your seminar go well?

Yeah.

You're here. Dinner's ready, so just go wash your hands.

Let's settle down, and act normally just like before.

Normally, with a happy face.

Surprise!

Today's special menu is Dad's favorite soup.

Honey, do you know how much this costs?

Let's eat quietly.

Let's stop watching TV, and go study.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Okay, go ahead and talk.

Are you going out today too?

You asked me to talk, so let's finish our talk.

Honey, don't do this.

Did I do something wrong?

No.

Then what's wrong?

Is it because I don't look nice anymore
because I only cook in the house?

Am I that incomparable to Dr. Kim?

It's not like that.

Just... When I'm with Dr. Kim, I have a lot to say,

but when I'm with you, I have nothing to say.

I only hear about the other neighbors' stories... that's all.

Then you can tell me what's going on in the hospital too.

If I did, would you understand?

I might not have graduated from as good of a college as you did,

but I did graduate. I would understand.

Yeah. There are probably some things that I wouldn't understand,

but I've only done housework for the past ten years.

They say that in ten years, your situation can change,

but admit that I've been standing behind you and have raised Chan well.

So that's why I said I'll give you this house and Chan,
and whatever else you want.

Honey!

Not stuff like that. Let's live happily with Chan.

We've lived well so far. I'll forgive you.

I'm sorry.

Honey... I don't have the courage.

I don't have the courage to live on without you.

I'll probably have to go out and work for money.
How can I go out and earn money now?

I've only done housework for ten years. How could I?

I can't... I don't have the courage.

Just treat it like I died.

Then you can do it.

You have smart friends around you.

Honey, don't go! Don't go.

I'm sorry.

If we split up, then what's going to happen to...
happen to our Chan?

This is a first, him calling before I do.

Hello?

How are you?

I'm feeling better.

I'm not hurt anywhere.

Are you doing anything today?

Today? I was going to rest in the house... I can go.

You're my lifesaver. It's nothing big, but I'll take you to a nice place.

Today is the last chance.

Kim Dang Ja, fighting!

That flower has a really nice scent.

Its scent is not there for humans to enjoy.

I know that it's to lure in pollinators. I know that much.

What happens to the male plants when the all the seeds fly away?

They die.

Although they have succeeded in fertilizing the
female plants, they feel somewhat abandoned.

My heart aches when I see a male plant.

Well, that's the fate of a male plant.

But in turn, the female plant can raise
the baby plant well by herself.

Say ah.

I'll eat it myself. Go ahead and eat it yourself.

Hurry up and eat it.

Don't.

You have to drive.

We can call a designated driver.

Why would we drive with a designated driver?

We would lose face to that driver. I don't like that.

You should eat too.

I can eat everything, except fish.

Then why did you order this?

This is best for getting men's hormones going.

Instead, I'll have...

I've never heard such a weird request in my entire life.

A judge talks about the law. A professor talks about academics.

Ahjumma, you brought alcohol.

This is mine, and this is the professor's.

Here, take it.

Here... and some for me.

Cheers.

Aren't you drinking too much?

The mood is perfect.

This is perfect. The whole world seems like mine.

Then shall we have one more glass for loyalty?

She looks normal, but she's totally crazy.

What is your work, Professor?

I study plants, mostly,

and I do research that's related to that, and after that...

That's cool. Very cool.

But Professor, don't you have to use the washroom?
You drank a lot of water.

I was about to go.

Yeah, he's handsome, intelligent, has a great personality,
and a great household. Good for you.

But who cares if you have all that?

You have to look at the sky in order to grab a hold of the stars.

Today's the last day.

If you don't make a move even after drinking this,
you're not even a man.

Let's go now.

What? The mood is great. Let's drink just a little more.

You're quite drunk. Let's go.

I'm not drunk at all. I'm totally fine.

If you want to drink more, let's go drink together in Seoul.

Okay, then at least let's finish what we have in our glasses.

Here, cheers!

I'm fine. I've had too much to drink.

It's only right to drink after making a toast.

Here.

One shot! (Bottoms up!)

It's the last glass. Let's do love shot.

A love shot? With a glass of water?

Who cares if it's a glass of water or Sprite?

It's only important that we're doing a love shot.

Let's drink.

Drink it all up.

I'm bloated.

Choi Gi Chan, are you really that scared of me?

I'm older than you, and since we're doing a love shot, I drank it all.

Hurry.

Are you okay?

I'm not okay.

Gi Chan.

Yes?

Let's rest.

It's about to get dark soon. Where is there to rest?

Oh... That is... Rest in the car. I'll put on some good music.

Dang... Dang Ja... Dang Ja!

Take a shower.

Why would I take a shower all of a sudden?

It's free, and I can't fall asleep well when someone's next to me.

Take your time and shower.

I don't really...

Good for fertility and childbirth...

Thank you, Dol Soon.

This will help me get a daughter.

I don't need any more or any less.
I just ask for one daughter that looks exactly like me.

Thorn bushes, marigolds, crepe myrtle, violets, azaleas, chili peppers...

So things are slowly getting started.

That's right. We'll see how long you can resist.

I'm crazy too... but you're really something.

What are you doing?

Huh?

Stop moving around and come over here.

What?

You wouldn't do anything bad.

Let's just sleep holding hands. Come here.

Professor... no, no, no.

Yes, yes, yes.

Professor... no, no, no.

Let's take a rest.

Please let me be pregnant.

Please let me be pregnant.

From now on, I have to resist wearing high heels, for the baby.

Good morning.

Good morning.

The special event Miss Mom is going well, right?

The deadline is coming up so fast.

Well, we're gathering everything
related to being a Miss Mom,

but it's hard finding someone acting
as a Miss Mom in our nation.

Don't look for people around your age, but around mine.

I don't think that's a good idea.

Why not?

When people are around your age, it's hard
to get pregnant, so they just feel as if...

You know right?

I agree with that too.

Keep going.

I'm sorry.

End of meeting.

And from now on, don't give me this coffee, okay?

Oh, baby, I'm sorry.
Mom got a little too excited again, huh?

I won't ever do it again.

This is a replay of how dandelions bloom.

As you already know, they spread their seed
and allow new ones to grow.

Let's compare it to the paper we have and watch.

Professor... no, no.

You idiot! Who cares if you know so much about plants?

Who cares if you teach these kids with organized files?

Look here, even the flowers mate
and produce pretty offspring.

That's fate.

If they've bloomed, they can't escape
spreading their genes.

You take care of what happened!

There's nothing free in this world!

Professor.

What if someone comes in?

It doesn't matter anymore.

I don't want people to know until
you get your divorce papers signed.

Okay. Loving someone and being loved...

Do you know why I live these days?

It was about an affair?

My intuition was right.

At our age, something that serious
is usually one of two things.

A family member being sick, or husband's having an affair.

Unni... what am I supposed to do?

I'm going to go nuts. Packing his bags
means he's pretty determined.

Changing Chan's dad's thoughts is out of the question.

All we can do is meet that girl and try to get through to her.

You want me to meet that girl?

No. I'm scared.

Hey, you should lose that mask you're hiding behind.

What did you achieve in pretending to be a innocent princess?

You only got stabbed in the back.

Is this why you acted coy up until now to get what you did?

When did I act coy?

You treat your husband like a god!

So what are you saying?

A husband who's a doctor is nothing.

Why are you acting like this when you don't feel anything toward him?

We think you're a bit much.

You're really funny.

I've never acted in a way that I didn't feel.

I really respect Chan's dad.

Being a doctor is harder than it looks.

You see it in dramas sometimes,
but it's ten times harder than that.

I've seen him through that for ten years.

That's why I treated him like God.
Is something wrong with that?

I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking straight.

And you call yourself sisters...

That's why you don't talk about people carelessly.

Hey, let's go.

Where?

To meet that bitch.

Right now?

Unni! Why are we here?
Dang Ja isn't even here.

Shut up, and follow me.

Unni!

I have clothes at home too.

Your clothes are all ahjumma-like.

Do you want to look like an old lady in front of that bitch?

This looks good.

How can I wear such a bright thing?

Shut up and wear it. That way you won't lose to her.

They say 'don't judge a person by their looks'. That's a lie.

In the end, people judge you by your appearance.

So, kill her self esteem by wearing that red.

These look like brand-name clothes.

You really think it's okay to wear it without Dang Ja's permission?

Hey, are we stealing them?

What's she going to say if we just borrow them?

But, you're wearing them too?

Hey, I'm going to be next to you.
I should look nice too. Seriously now...

Unni, I'm scared.

Hey, why are you scared?

That bitch should be the one that's scared.

Don't worry, if that bitch does anything,
I'll shove her into where she belongs.

No, not that. A divorce.

It's scary.

Let's just think of it as a short rain
on our ten year marriage and let it go.

It could end up being nothing.

It's just something that happens to all couples.

A divorce is out of the question.

Go ahead and sit down.

It was hard getting her here.
I don't think you'll meet each other again,

so say everything you need to say to each other today.

I didn't think you'd come here to meet me.

It's bothersome for us both.

But since we are meeting, let's not
say anything we don't mean.

I thought about why people date once.

Why people have an affair even when they have a wife.

Why having an affair when they have a husband.

But, after meeting Dr. Kim,
I found the answer to the riddle.

An affair is just when two lonely people
place their hearts on one another.

Dr. Kim was really lonely too.

He has a wife who treats him like God
and a great son. Why would he be lonely?

That.. you have to ask her yourself.

When I'm with Dr. Kim, I have a lot to say,
but when I'm with you, I have nothing to say.

I only hear about the other neighbors' stories. That's all.

I was very lonely during my internship.

I was never even interested in Dr. Kim.

But like a wind just passes without notice,
a nail was hammered into my heart.

I told myself to get it out, but I couldn't,
and this is where I am now.

That was two years ago.

Just because you have a man hammered into your heart,

do you think it's right breaking other people's hearts?

I'll receive my punishment.

But who thinks about that during the event?

So you're saying you're still going to see him?

I'll tell you the truth.

I don't want to let Dr. Kim go,
but if he wants to go back,

I won't hold onto him.

I think it'll only get more bothersome if I stay any longer.

I'll be leaving now.

She's very smart, that bitch.

How can we handle such intelligent people like her?

But that doesn't mean we should just let that bitch go.

We have pride too.

You, stop!

An affair is just when two lonely people
place their hearts on one another.

Dr. Kim was really lonely too.

It doesn't make any sense that
you just let her go off like that.

It's not enough taking her to the bathroom and beating her.

You should have at least said something while you were there with her.

I really wanted to, and the words came right up to here,

but I stayed quiet because I didn't
want it to get too complicated.

What are you talking about?

She's scared of a divorce, and being alone with Chan.

She said she needs to go out and work to make a living,
but she says she doesn't have the courage to do that.

She's scared out of her wits right now.

She says she can't get a divorce even if she dies.

That's why I don't trust men.

They say that they love them until death,
but they all change.

That's why I'm not getting married.

Shut up.

You're probably going to change too then.

Even if I do change, I can't live without you.
How is that going to change?

Yeah, even if all the men in the world change,

please show me that there is one man who won't.

Are there times when you're lonely too?

Why? Did Chan's dad have an affair
because he was lonely?

No, that bitch said that people have affairs

because they get lonely and want
to place their heart in someone.

When you get lonely, tell me right away, okay?

When do I have time to be lonely?
I'm busy just loving you.

Eat when the soup is done.

Oh, get the soup? Okay.

Here you go.

It looks good.

Hey, what's wrong?

I ate some tofu at lunch,
and I can't seem to digest them well.

Are you pregnant by any chance?

No.

You can try to fool a ghost, but not me.

You're pregnant!

Should I be congratulating?

Dang Ja! You did it.

Honey.

Did you meet Dr. Kim wearing that?

Honey, you didn't have dinner yet, right?

Just a moment. I'll make it right away.

I bought ingredients for your favorite soup. They're really fresh.

I'm going out soon.

You must be tired from working
all day. Where are you going?

Here, take it.

What is this?

Divorce papers. Sign them.

I'm not getting a divorce.

It's not that I won't, but I can't.

How am I supposed to live without you?

How can I live with Chan alone?

I'm not coming back.

Think wisely about it.

Honey.

Chan's dad, don't go.

Honey. Honey!

Honey!!

Be careful.

It's a secret, but at home I'm always in my sweat pants,

and sometimes when I'm tired, I don't even wash up.

Baby, no more or no less, you have to look exactly like me.

Okay?

Good morning.

Good morning. You're here.

Wow, what is this?

This is for the Nak Ah San*

(*parachute/back-door employee)

The flower shop sent an entire box of what they're selling.

Sae Mi, don't play with this kind of guy.
You don't have enough guys around you as it is.

They might all leave if they see you around this guy.

Yeah, true. We should just dump this kind of guy
without any hesitation, right?

You're the only one who can save
your image. Dump him harshly.

Harshly...

Yeah... These are for you.

Kim Dang Ja. For you.

[From: Choi Gi Chan
To: Kim Dang Ja]

Meeting in five minutes.

Director!

There are some other things that came with it.

Sae Mi, did you get all the items for this month?

Report them to me by 11 o'clock.

He makes it too obvious, too obvious.

What did he send?

[Birth Certificate]

[Family History]

His family history?

[Medical Records]

Hello? Hello!

Yeah, let's meet up right now.

That's why you sent the roses and your medical records?

It was a mistake on my part that night.

I don't know what happened.

I couldn't control myself.

So how are you going to clean up the mess?

Since we slept together, I believe
it's only right that as a man,

I take responsibility of you for the rest of your life.

Responsibility for my entire life for just one night?

A marriage without any love in this modern world?

To you, was that one night that meaningless?

Don't you think it's funny that you have to take
responsibility for a girl for one night in this modern world?

If someone had to take responsibility for just one night,

there would be more than a truckload of men responsible for me.

It probably wasn't your first time either, right?

It was my first time.

Stop joking around.

I'm not joking.

Wow, at this age I've managed to do a rare thing.
I should cheer at a time like this.

Either way, I don't think I'll forget you for a long time.

I'm kind of busy, so I'll be leaving now.

Baby, I'm sorry.

You won't ever see your father again.

You're only going to live with your mother now, okay?

I'm sorry. I mean it.

Buy me a piano.

Stop it, really.

Soo Yon and Nari have one.
I'm the only one without a piano.

I'll practice hard.
Please buy one for me.

Do you know how much we borrowed
from the bank for this house?

I'll buy it for you in the future.
Practice hard at school.

Buy it for me.

Go away.

Buy it!

Go out.

Then buy me at least a used one that's cheap.

Aren't you going to do your homework?

I hate you, piano...

PIANO!

Look at the tag. This is the best of all the brand names.

This is better.

It was in that magazine.

Yeah.

This isn't fake, right?

A fake. Ji Min's Mom, how could you say that? A fake...

My friend gave it to me as a present. I only wore it once.

I'll give it to you really cheap.

The size is perfect!

How much are you going to give it to me for?

$600.

Just make it $500.

$500? Fine, $500. Take it. Go ahead.

Was that too cheap?

I never bought brand name clothes.

I think I've seen you somewhere...

I'm one out of septuplets.

Kim Jang Da.

Doctor, did something go wrong?

So the baby's okay?

Then why am I bleeding?

Oh, I heard that sometimes a little
blood comes out. Is that it?

Then the baby is okay?

You've waited long for a baby, haven't you?

Yes.

You're not pregnant.

Huh?

You're just menstruating.

What do you mean, I'm menstruating?

You imagined your pregnancy.

Imagined my pregnancy?

I checked the pregnancy test and it was positive.

I had morning sickness, couldn't eat food
I wanted, and my stomach even got fatter.

That can happen.

People who wait for a baby sometimes
imagine they're pregnant.

The funny thing is, those people have stronger
symptoms than normal pregnant women.

So I'm going to have to seduce him again?

Don't you think it's funny that you have to take
responsibility for a girl for one night in this modern world?

If someone had to take responsibility for just one night,

there would be more than a truckload of men responsible for me.

He probably lost all interest in me and is mad.
How am I supposed to get him back?

How am I supposed to seduce him?

Myung Min's mom? I just bought clothes
from Yeon Doo's mom. Do you want to see?

Yeah, yeah.

Hey! You sold my clothes off again?

Huh?

Who said that?

Why did you sell that?

You don't even wear those clothes.
You shove them into a corner.

Just think of it as tuition for buying a piano for our Yeon Doo.

Yeon Doo's piano?

Yeah, it's hard trying to pay for the house
and trying to pay for her academy.

After we pay the debt to the bank,
I'll buy you brand name stuff from head to toe, okay?

Do you know how expensive that was?

How much?

$2,000.

$2,000?

Then that bitch ripped me off!
I could have at least received $1,000.

$1,000 or $10,000, get it back.

Why are you so angry? Think of your baby.

Baby or not, go get it back.

Fine, fine.

Get me a cold glass of water.

Get it yourself, geez.

What is this?

I don't know why it's flimsy.
I heard it's expensive.

I was going to sell this off to get some money from it,

but I can't because it was a wedding
gift from my father-in-law.

But it's all dead. It won't sell.

Here, water.

Hey, Dol Soon.

Yeah?

You don't have to get those clothes
back, but let me ask you a favor.

I'm sorry, plant.

But for my Baby Project, please sacrifice yourself.

He will definitely save you.

That's hot, hot!

Excuse me, where is Professor Choi Gi Chan's office?

It's on the third floor.

Third floor, thank you.

Come in.

Hello.

What's with that expression?
It means he totally erased me.

Fine, let's see who wins.

Please save it.

Please save this tree.

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Can you leave, abandoning Chan?

Stop it! Don't you know this is more annoying?

I'm disappointed and hurt that the only
thing I can show you is Chan!

Was it really your first time...
what happened in the motel?

Did you grow up among liars?

Honestly, I was a little disappointed.

Why?

Sex.

Who's great at it right from the start?

But I'm confident that I can get better as I try harder.

We'll con him.

We'll get a fake affair partner and make it
look like you're also having an affair.

Are you trying to kill yourself?

If you're going to die, go do it somewhere else.

I would rather die!

Then what clothes make a girl look sexy?

Hanbok?
(Hanbok: Traditional Korean dress)

A hanbok is sexy?

I'll have a hanbok fashion show.
Look forward to it.

I hope I didn't get pregnant while drunk.

A dreadful baby better not be born.

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