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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,003 --> 00:00:09,586 (suspenseful tribal music) 2 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:13,960 - [Narrator] In the ever changing history of mankind, 3 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:18,960 every so often, great women make all the difference. 4 00:00:19,530 --> 00:00:22,800 This is one such cautionary tale. 5 00:00:23,955 --> 00:00:26,372 (rock music) 6 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:38,502 - It's so lovely here. 7 00:00:39,715 --> 00:00:42,023 It's like a paradise. 8 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:44,813 I love these trees. 9 00:00:45,973 --> 00:00:49,341 - Well it hasn't changed much since last time you were here. 10 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:50,813 - I've never been here before. 11 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,880 - Well yes, this is my Treehouse. 12 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,517 Away rom the maddening crowd. 13 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:02,663 This place, it keeps me sane. 14 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,053 The air is so fresh. 15 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:13,513 And so good. 16 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,776 You feel good, too. 17 00:01:16,776 --> 00:01:18,350 (cat meowing) 18 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:19,483 - Stop it, Michael. 19 00:01:19,483 --> 00:01:22,270 - I told you not to wear underwear. 20 00:01:22,270 --> 00:01:24,531 - You behave like him. 21 00:01:24,531 --> 00:01:25,973 Your president. 22 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,333 - You know he's my idol. 23 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:32,530 So I grabbed your crotch. 24 00:01:32,530 --> 00:01:33,650 It's normal. 25 00:01:33,650 --> 00:01:34,650 Every man does that. 26 00:01:36,670 --> 00:01:39,990 This new show, it's gonna be so hot 27 00:01:39,990 --> 00:01:43,663 and I think you, Maria, just might be the star. 28 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:46,443 I want you to clear your schedule. 29 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,354 Let's go inside. 30 00:01:50,354 --> 00:01:52,937 (upbeat music) 31 00:01:58,504 --> 00:01:59,340 You know, I thought Jon and Susan 32 00:01:59,340 --> 00:02:00,720 would of been here by now. 33 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:01,553 You haven't met them yet 34 00:02:01,553 --> 00:02:03,130 but they're part of my team. 35 00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:04,530 They argue all the time, 36 00:02:04,530 --> 00:02:06,030 talks all kinds of shit. 37 00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:07,610 It's a love hate relationship. 38 00:02:07,610 --> 00:02:09,460 - Looking forward to meet them. 39 00:02:09,460 --> 00:02:10,793 They sound interesting. 40 00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:16,720 - Baby, you look so hot in that miniskirt. 41 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,503 I'm so excited about you putting on a fashion show for me. 42 00:02:20,722 --> 00:02:22,000 There are a lot of girls in contention for this 43 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,330 but I think you could be the one. 44 00:02:25,330 --> 00:02:27,960 Just keep working on that Russian accent 45 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,840 and keep going to acting class. 46 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:30,673 - Michael. 47 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,083 Are you serious? 48 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:35,900 - It will work out. 49 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,040 Say, you ever play pool before? 50 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,563 - I don't know even how to hold it. 51 00:02:45,530 --> 00:02:46,980 - I'll teach you how to hold it. 52 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:51,100 First of all, you've got to hold it smooth and light. 53 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:52,697 Okay? 54 00:02:52,697 --> 00:02:54,724 All right, now bend over. 55 00:02:54,724 --> 00:02:55,557 - Ah. 56 00:02:55,557 --> 00:02:56,390 - More, more. 57 00:02:56,390 --> 00:02:58,100 And you stroke it just so. 58 00:02:59,524 --> 00:03:00,450 Easy does it. 59 00:03:00,450 --> 00:03:03,257 Smooth, in and out. 60 00:03:03,257 --> 00:03:04,174 In and out. 61 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:06,300 All right, go ahead. 62 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:08,153 - The fun has arrived. 63 00:03:08,153 --> 00:03:10,560 (laughing) 64 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,120 - Maria, I'd like you to meet Susan. 65 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,140 She's my executive producer, my fixer. 66 00:03:16,140 --> 00:03:17,480 Without her, I'm lost. 67 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,990 - Okay, that's awkward. 68 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,226 - And this is Jon. 69 00:03:20,226 --> 00:03:21,810 He's my computer wizard. 70 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:23,380 Does all my social media for me. 71 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:25,840 He's a bit eccentric but he's the best. 72 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,730 - Pleasure to meet you. 73 00:03:27,730 --> 00:03:29,100 I am Maria Putin. 74 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:31,340 - No wonder that Michael likes you. 75 00:03:31,340 --> 00:03:34,030 He loves everything about Donald Trump 76 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:36,930 and you look just like Melania. 77 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:37,990 Seriously. 78 00:03:37,990 --> 00:03:40,380 - Gosh, she's so beautiful. 79 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:43,070 - I hear Michael might put you in his next project. 80 00:03:43,070 --> 00:03:44,200 Showgirl Wars. 81 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,970 It's gonna be an epic show. 82 00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:46,803 - Perfect. 83 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:49,350 - I hope so. 84 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:50,370 - Let's go out on the deck 85 00:03:50,370 --> 00:03:52,610 and I can take some pictures of you and Maria 86 00:03:52,610 --> 00:03:54,900 and then I can take some pictures of her alone. 87 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:56,483 She look so good in that dress. 88 00:03:57,762 --> 00:04:01,210 (camera clicking) (upbeat music) 89 00:04:01,210 --> 00:04:02,410 - Now make me look good. 90 00:04:04,087 --> 00:04:04,920 (shouting) 91 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,250 Not the hair. 92 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:07,950 - Okay, Michael, get out of there. 93 00:04:08,910 --> 00:04:11,530 Yeah baby, so show sass. - What do we got, Susan? 94 00:04:11,530 --> 00:04:12,410 - Pretend we're playing doctor. 95 00:04:12,410 --> 00:04:13,320 Say ah. 96 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,390 - We need to talk about some of the logistic problems 97 00:04:15,390 --> 00:04:16,287 with the show. 98 00:04:16,287 --> 00:04:17,466 - I thought we had that all figured out. 99 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:18,720 - All right, come on, guys. 100 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:19,580 We're on holiday. 101 00:04:19,580 --> 00:04:21,630 We're up here at my beautiful retreat. 102 00:04:21,630 --> 00:04:22,870 Let's have some fun. 103 00:04:22,870 --> 00:04:23,730 Let's play some eight ball. 104 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:24,563 Come on. 105 00:04:27,070 --> 00:04:28,290 Nice shot. 106 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:30,943 - You don't even have cajones in a game. 107 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,770 - Well, it's been fun. 108 00:04:34,770 --> 00:04:36,580 You guys go ahead and keep playing pool. 109 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:38,180 Maria and I are gonna go upstairs. 110 00:04:38,180 --> 00:04:40,680 She's gonna do some modeling for me. 111 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,640 - All right, but just remember, 112 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,100 you need to be fed for tomorrow. 113 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,120 We're going in the Rover to Vegas. 114 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,080 - Don't worry. 115 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,473 I'm a fantastic driver. 116 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,223 Let's go. 117 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:51,490 - [Jon] Good luck up there. 118 00:04:52,538 --> 00:04:53,371 - Bye. 119 00:04:54,436 --> 00:04:57,936 (upbeat swing jazz music) 120 00:05:02,266 --> 00:05:03,951 (whistling) 121 00:05:03,951 --> 00:05:07,284 - A bare back, a little side boob, nice. 122 00:05:10,799 --> 00:05:12,100 Yeah. 123 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:13,100 Turn around. 124 00:05:18,186 --> 00:05:22,300 Oh yes, very nice. 125 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:24,123 Oh that's hot, baby. 126 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,053 Ring a ding ding, baby doll. 127 00:05:32,754 --> 00:05:34,410 Oh. 128 00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:35,917 Yeah, keep it moving. 129 00:05:37,828 --> 00:05:38,661 Come here. 130 00:05:42,031 --> 00:05:43,730 - How was it? 131 00:05:43,730 --> 00:05:47,470 - Babe, you're gonna be perfect for the show. 132 00:05:47,470 --> 00:05:49,620 What about that sexy lingerie I bought you? 133 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:52,259 Why don't you go put that on? 134 00:05:52,259 --> 00:05:53,450 Have some fun. 135 00:05:53,450 --> 00:05:54,283 - Michael. 136 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,940 Why it's always about sex with you? 137 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:00,580 Do I have to make love today to you 138 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:01,713 to be in your show? 139 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:05,730 - Well it wouldn't hurt. 140 00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:08,383 Unless we skip the bear grease. 141 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:12,970 Okay, I'm sorry, just wait. 142 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:13,803 Wait don't go. 143 00:06:13,803 --> 00:06:14,780 Just wait one minute. 144 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:17,435 I have something that's going 145 00:06:17,435 --> 00:06:18,268 to make you very happy. 146 00:06:18,268 --> 00:06:19,760 Just close your eyes. 147 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:20,593 Close 'em. 148 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:24,743 Keep 'em closed. 149 00:06:26,730 --> 00:06:28,381 Don't move. 150 00:06:28,381 --> 00:06:29,214 Keep 'em closed. 151 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,813 Now, give me your left hand. 152 00:06:36,128 --> 00:06:37,763 I want to take you off the market. 153 00:06:38,724 --> 00:06:40,320 - Oh, Michael. 154 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,820 ♪ You make me feel so happy ♪ 155 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:46,403 ♪ You make me feel so blue ♪ 156 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:48,673 - Get up there. 157 00:06:48,673 --> 00:06:50,479 Get, get up there. 158 00:06:50,479 --> 00:06:51,312 Yeah. 159 00:06:51,312 --> 00:06:53,479 (moaning) 160 00:06:54,959 --> 00:06:58,459 (upbeat swing jazz music) 161 00:07:05,643 --> 00:07:09,393 (suspenseful chanting music) 162 00:07:30,730 --> 00:07:32,360 Yeah, yeah no. 163 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,210 Make sure that the title of the show 164 00:07:34,210 --> 00:07:36,737 is in big, bold letters. 165 00:07:36,737 --> 00:07:39,100 Erotic adventures. 166 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:41,870 Coming soon, and you will be, too. 167 00:07:41,870 --> 00:07:43,270 Uh huh. 168 00:07:43,270 --> 00:07:44,103 No, no, no. 169 00:07:45,060 --> 00:07:47,260 I don't want any jail bait this time, okay? 170 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:49,720 Just barely legal. 171 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,813 And no Botoxed bimbos this time, okay? 172 00:07:52,865 --> 00:07:54,010 (electricity crackling) What's going on here? 173 00:07:56,690 --> 00:07:58,010 - [Maria] What's wrong? 174 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:00,843 - God, Maria, I'm trying to drive. 175 00:08:02,935 --> 00:08:05,495 What's going on out here? 176 00:08:05,495 --> 00:08:06,328 Great. 177 00:08:07,568 --> 00:08:08,695 God damn it. 178 00:08:08,695 --> 00:08:10,080 Fucking piece of shit. 179 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,080 Not fucking working. 180 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,240 Get me out of here. 181 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:17,060 What the hell happened to my baby? 182 00:08:17,060 --> 00:08:19,030 Out here in the middle of nowhere. 183 00:08:19,030 --> 00:08:20,290 - What do you mean in the middle of nowhere? 184 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:21,440 This is Area 51. 185 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:22,470 - Shut up, Frodo. 186 00:08:22,470 --> 00:08:23,590 Nobody cares. 187 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:24,860 Now I gotta fix this thing. 188 00:08:24,860 --> 00:08:26,250 I don't even know what's wrong with it. 189 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:27,850 - Calm down, Michael. 190 00:08:27,850 --> 00:08:28,886 We get out of here, 191 00:08:28,886 --> 00:08:31,650 how 'bout I mix you a cocktail 192 00:08:31,650 --> 00:08:34,400 with a little Valium, Prozac? 193 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,040 Just relax, will ya? 194 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,462 - I don't mean to be impolite, Sue, 195 00:08:37,462 --> 00:08:39,400 but since Michael brought it up, 196 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,400 are those real? 197 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,000 - No, dipshit. 198 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,030 Kmart, blue light special. 199 00:08:44,030 --> 00:08:46,500 Hey, have you ever gotten laid 200 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,250 without paying for it? 201 00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:49,270 - Come on, guys. 202 00:08:49,270 --> 00:08:50,103 Be nice. 203 00:08:50,103 --> 00:08:51,790 - Sue, is there anything about you that's not plastic 204 00:08:51,790 --> 00:08:53,020 besides your credit cards? 205 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:56,370 - Can you guys shut the fuck up? 206 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,921 Okay, I'm trying to fix this fucking thing 207 00:08:57,921 --> 00:08:59,260 and all you guys are talking about, 208 00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:01,000 plastic, plastic, plastic. 209 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,870 You guys are all plastic to me at this point. 210 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:03,703 Shut up! 211 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,060 - Honey. 212 00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:09,080 Why did we have to leave Reno? 213 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,193 We were having such a nice vacation. 214 00:09:12,354 --> 00:09:13,623 We could have flown. 215 00:09:15,170 --> 00:09:16,370 - And what? 216 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:18,800 Leave my $100,000 baby in a parking lot 217 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,520 alone for three days? 218 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,533 I don't think so! 219 00:09:23,470 --> 00:09:24,383 - I love you. 220 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:26,713 I love you, too. 221 00:09:34,149 --> 00:09:35,680 - I'm sorry, sugar walls. 222 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:38,380 Listen, once we get to Vegas, 223 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:41,010 it's gonna be the biggest, grandest show ever. 224 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:43,410 Bigger than even Wife Beaters. 225 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:45,963 Starring our newest starlet, you. 226 00:09:47,927 --> 00:09:50,094 - Oh, it sounds fantastic. 227 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:54,520 I just turned down a photo shoot in the Bahamas 228 00:09:55,738 --> 00:09:58,167 to star in your crazy show. 229 00:09:58,167 --> 00:09:59,903 - Well you made the right call, honey. 230 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:02,443 - Can I help you? 231 00:10:03,447 --> 00:10:04,763 - Don't be ridiculous. 232 00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:10,683 - He seems a little wound up. 233 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:14,343 All he needs is some good skull. 234 00:10:15,933 --> 00:10:17,750 - Some what? 235 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,890 - Oral sex, sugar. 236 00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:22,190 Why do you think his steering wheel is tilted? 237 00:10:23,420 --> 00:10:25,850 - What do you mean? 238 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:27,000 - More headroom, honey. 239 00:10:28,130 --> 00:10:28,983 More headroom. 240 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:31,253 - Oh. 241 00:10:33,122 --> 00:10:33,955 Yeah. 242 00:10:34,950 --> 00:10:36,140 That's how I got this. 243 00:10:37,152 --> 00:10:39,163 (laughing) 244 00:10:39,163 --> 00:10:41,063 - Dumb as a sack of rocks. 245 00:10:42,466 --> 00:10:43,590 (laughing) 246 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:46,150 - All right, I think I got it. 247 00:10:46,150 --> 00:10:47,250 Let's get out of here. 248 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,720 Where's Jon? 249 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,820 Where'd that idiot go? 250 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,930 - Here's, Johnny. 251 00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:01,100 - You imbecile. 252 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,090 I thought you were dead. 253 00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:04,990 Get in the car, let's get out of here. 254 00:11:13,094 --> 00:11:15,927 (engine stalling) 255 00:11:20,438 --> 00:11:23,688 (eerie ethereal music) 256 00:11:24,748 --> 00:11:25,581 It doesn't work. 257 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,350 Not even the horn works. 258 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:30,930 - Maria, quit playing with your ring. 259 00:11:30,930 --> 00:11:31,990 You're gonna lose it. 260 00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:33,750 As a matter, put it away. 261 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,000 You're making me nervous. 262 00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:37,183 Okay. 263 00:11:39,430 --> 00:11:41,100 Phone doesn't work either. 264 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,120 Somebody tell me this is a bad dream. 265 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,243 There's gotta be somebody out here that can help us. 266 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:47,460 Where are we? 267 00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:48,630 Susan, where are we? 268 00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:49,463 - Well. 269 00:11:51,396 --> 00:11:53,603 According to Google Maps. 270 00:11:54,770 --> 00:11:57,600 Hey, nothing works. 271 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,673 Google's gone. 272 00:11:59,606 --> 00:12:01,014 - Oh my god. 273 00:12:01,014 --> 00:12:02,520 It's the end of the world. 274 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,413 - It's not the end of the world, Maria. 275 00:12:05,561 --> 00:12:06,461 I'll find service. 276 00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:13,017 There's gotta be service. 277 00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:14,903 Hello? 278 00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:19,155 I got nothing. 279 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,355 - [Susan] Yeah, no shit. 280 00:12:22,839 --> 00:12:23,672 - Hello! 281 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:26,378 Anybody? 282 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:40,853 Well. 283 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:42,548 Looks like we're stuck out here. 284 00:12:42,548 --> 00:12:43,381 (electricity crackling) 285 00:12:43,381 --> 00:12:48,381 (ethereal whooshing) (shouting) 286 00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:50,627 - What's happening? 287 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:55,750 - How the hell should I know? 288 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,220 - I told you, man. 289 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:58,932 We're somewhere near Area 51. 290 00:12:58,932 --> 00:13:01,360 Weird stuff goes on out here all the time. 291 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,820 - Isn't there anybody civilized out here 292 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:06,000 that can help us get this shit out of here? 293 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,320 - I don't know. 294 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,720 They might arrest us for trespassing. 295 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,530 It was a secret government Air Force base 296 00:13:11,530 --> 00:13:13,872 where they carried out all those UFO experiments. 297 00:13:13,872 --> 00:13:16,080 (humming \"The Twilight Zone\" theme) 298 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,900 I know all about the place. 299 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,540 I mean, they've got sensory equipment so advanced 300 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,510 they can smell a person coming in the boundaries 301 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:24,290 and tell whether they're gay or straight. 302 00:13:24,290 --> 00:13:25,900 - So how come these idiots haven't found you yet? 303 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,780 - If they come over and start talking to us, 304 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:30,160 just keep our hands up like we surrender. 305 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,230 Maybe we'll get lucky 306 00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:32,870 and we won't run into any of those camo dudes. 307 00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:34,503 - What is camel dudes? 308 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,200 - They're not camels. 309 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,600 They're special security forces 310 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,650 equipped with high tech surveillance gear 311 00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:41,560 to stop intruders. 312 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:46,560 - Well, I could use one of those stiff camo dudes right now. 313 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:49,662 - Wait a minute, guys, what's that? 314 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,625 (electronic beeping) 315 00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:52,458 Come on, guys. 316 00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:53,291 Let's check it out. 317 00:13:54,847 --> 00:13:57,930 (electronic beeping) 318 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,100 - Ah, cool. 319 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,200 Don't nobody touch it. 320 00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:05,863 - Why not? 321 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,830 - It's a foo fighter. 322 00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,620 - Love their music. 323 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,720 - First seen by pilots in WWII. 324 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,020 Essentially, it's a multi directional 325 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,660 anti gravity proton ball. 326 00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:16,940 Hello, Area 51. 327 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,441 My name is Jon Dawson. 328 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,600 I'm so excited to be here. 329 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,580 I've always wanted to meet you. 330 00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:24,730 Hello, can you hear me? 331 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,070 We're lost. 332 00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,400 These are my friends. 333 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,480 Susan Tolby, Maria Putin, and Michael Bray. 334 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,760 He's a big time reality show producer. 335 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,677 - What are you doing, man? 336 00:14:33,677 --> 00:14:34,800 Are you trying to get me killed? 337 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,633 You asshole. 338 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:38,530 - I thought maybe your connections would help. 339 00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:39,730 - Let's get out of here. 340 00:14:40,990 --> 00:14:41,890 Come on, let's go. 341 00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:45,453 (tense music) 342 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:54,950 (eerie ethereal music) 343 00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:57,610 - [Jon] Did I ever tell you about the time 344 00:14:57,610 --> 00:14:59,695 I tossed my cookies on roller coaster? 345 00:14:59,695 --> 00:15:00,945 It was intense. 346 00:15:02,697 --> 00:15:03,530 Did I ever tell you about the time 347 00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:04,921 I got pantsed in middle school? 348 00:15:04,921 --> 00:15:05,754 (laughs) 349 00:15:05,754 --> 00:15:06,650 I farted in the guys face. 350 00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:07,929 - Shut up! - Shut up. 351 00:15:07,929 --> 00:15:09,167 Follow me. 352 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:12,417 (eerie ethereal music) 353 00:15:24,530 --> 00:15:26,947 - Can you guys wait a minute? 354 00:15:29,049 --> 00:15:30,216 I'm exhausted. 355 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,064 Where are we? 356 00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:36,943 - Malibu? 357 00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:41,070 What happened to Nobu, to all those celebrities? 358 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,643 - California finally fell out. 359 00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:48,650 - Who gives a horny shit about Malibu, 360 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:51,140 Nobu, all these celebrity. 361 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:53,440 I'm the only celebrity that matters. 362 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,510 Okay, let's keep moving. 363 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:57,090 There's gotta be somebody out here that can help us. 364 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,440 Come on, let's keep moving. 365 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:01,167 - I'm tired, Michael. 366 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:04,930 Do you have any idea how much these weigh? 367 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,250 My backs killing me. 368 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,877 - Here, I'll help you carry 'em. 369 00:16:07,877 --> 00:16:10,130 I'm great at carrying things. 370 00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:11,743 - In your dreams. 371 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:17,430 - Malibu? 372 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,510 If they would of raked up those leaves 373 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:19,370 like they were supposed to, 374 00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:21,330 they would never had those fires. 375 00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:23,000 Maybe they'd still be here. 376 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,083 Guess they didn't listen. 377 00:16:30,894 --> 00:16:32,977 (shouts) 378 00:16:37,952 --> 00:16:40,071 (shouting) 379 00:16:40,071 --> 00:16:41,988 - [Maria] What's that? 380 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,943 - Cockroaches. 381 00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:48,440 Ugly little bastards, aren't they? 382 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,600 They've been around forever. 383 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,170 They're gonna outlive humans for sure. 384 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:54,710 An unusually large fecal deposit. 385 00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:56,011 - Dung. 386 00:16:56,011 --> 00:16:57,843 - Shit. 387 00:16:57,843 --> 00:17:00,510 (speaking Russian) 388 00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:02,000 - It's just been freshly shat, too. 389 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,630 - Well, I don't want to meet that beast that shat it. 390 00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:06,417 - [Maria] Michael, get me out of here. 391 00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:08,080 - Did anyone notice anything unusual 392 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,130 about this dung heap? 393 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,200 - Why don't you fill us in, Einstein? 394 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,640 You're the shit expert. 395 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,473 - There's no flies. 396 00:17:14,473 --> 00:17:15,810 I mean look around. 397 00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:18,113 There's no birds or animals or anything. 398 00:17:18,113 --> 00:17:20,846 No insects expect cockroaches. 399 00:17:20,846 --> 00:17:21,679 - Well good. 400 00:17:21,679 --> 00:17:23,510 Then we have nothing to worry about, do we? 401 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,195 (creature screeching) 402 00:17:25,195 --> 00:17:26,305 God. 403 00:17:26,305 --> 00:17:27,138 What was that? 404 00:17:27,138 --> 00:17:28,250 It's killing me. 405 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,380 - It looked like bat. 406 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,700 - Bats only fly at night. 407 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,770 - I don't care if they fly day or night 408 00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:34,840 this thing just left something in my skull. 409 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,150 It's killing me. 410 00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:37,793 Maria, get this thing out of me. 411 00:17:38,998 --> 00:17:40,702 (grunting) 412 00:17:40,702 --> 00:17:42,785 (shouts) 413 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,570 What are you staring at? 414 00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:51,063 - Sweetheart, there is no blood. 415 00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:54,470 It's weird. 416 00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:57,020 - This whole place is weird, you stupid immigrant. 417 00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:59,270 Should of thrown you back over the wall. 418 00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:01,173 - You are horrible. 419 00:18:01,173 --> 00:18:03,435 Why you calling me an immigrant? 420 00:18:03,435 --> 00:18:05,569 You're an immigrant. 421 00:18:05,569 --> 00:18:08,600 We are all immigrants in America. 422 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,653 I don't know why I love you. 423 00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:12,883 Stupid. 424 00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:17,537 - Michael, don't you know how to be nice? 425 00:18:17,537 --> 00:18:19,130 You're such a bully. 426 00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:21,410 - That's why I make the big bucks, okay? 427 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:22,243 Get over it. 428 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:27,663 I'm sorry, sugar walls. 429 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,610 - Don't call me that. 430 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,603 I'm not one of your porn stars. 431 00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:35,573 Just leave me alone. 432 00:18:44,438 --> 00:18:46,600 (whistling) 433 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,433 - Hey, you! 434 00:18:53,385 --> 00:18:54,890 - Did you see that? 435 00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:55,723 - Yeah. 436 00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,990 Maybe it's one of those camo dudes. 437 00:18:58,990 --> 00:19:01,270 I want to take a closer look at that stud. 438 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,740 Maybe he can help us. 439 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:04,690 - Don't you mean maybe he can help you? 440 00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:08,250 - Hey you! 441 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,380 Wait up. 442 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,066 Hey, wait up. 443 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,146 (tense drum music) 444 00:19:13,146 --> 00:19:14,780 Hold on, honey. 445 00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:15,803 Why are you running? 446 00:19:16,699 --> 00:19:17,532 - Hey come back here. 447 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:18,640 You fucking nuts? 448 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,690 - [Susan] Wait, stop. 449 00:19:23,759 --> 00:19:25,760 Where you going? 450 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,030 I just want to talk to you. 451 00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:27,863 - Come on. 452 00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:31,433 - Michael, wait. 453 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:36,452 - [Susan] We can do more than just talk if you want. 454 00:19:36,452 --> 00:19:38,370 You don't need to play so hard to get. 455 00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:39,700 - [Michael] Where you going? 456 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,380 Susan, stop being an idiot 457 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,103 - [Maria] It's not Beverly Hills. 458 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,650 These shoes are killing me. 459 00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:46,840 - I won't bite. 460 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,482 Unless you're into that. 461 00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:50,404 Wait up you kinky stud. 462 00:19:50,404 --> 00:19:53,237 (low tense music) 463 00:20:05,937 --> 00:20:07,919 (babbling) 464 00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:09,412 We're lost. 465 00:20:09,412 --> 00:20:10,745 Can you help us? 466 00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:15,220 Okay. 467 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,280 You're more like a weirdo. 468 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,113 Oh gosh. 469 00:20:18,965 --> 00:20:22,548 (lighthearted tense music) 470 00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:26,287 Hey. 471 00:20:26,287 --> 00:20:27,880 You found a friend. 472 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,970 It's okay. 473 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,343 You can drop your weapons. 474 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,680 The war is over. 475 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,330 It's not good to carry a grudge 476 00:20:34,330 --> 00:20:36,630 just because I didn't date you in high school. 477 00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:38,763 Hey, um. 478 00:20:40,070 --> 00:20:40,920 Hey, boys. 479 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,060 Look at this. 480 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,106 Nice, huh? 481 00:20:43,106 --> 00:20:44,740 10 grand each. 482 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:46,960 Look what happen when I put them together. 483 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,630 Silicon valley. 484 00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:49,463 Get it? 485 00:20:50,948 --> 00:20:51,930 Look at this. 486 00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:52,943 Nice booty, huh? 487 00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:55,650 What about these lips? 488 00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:58,070 It's collagen heaven. 489 00:20:58,070 --> 00:21:01,903 They say I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 490 00:21:01,903 --> 00:21:03,143 Come on, guys. 491 00:21:03,143 --> 00:21:04,196 What you say? - Would you eat that? 492 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,532 I don't think I'd eat that. 493 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:07,365 Let's go. 494 00:21:22,538 --> 00:21:24,070 - I guess they're not into plastic. 495 00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:26,380 It's probably bad for their digestive system. 496 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,330 - Idiot. 497 00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:28,290 You could have been killed. 498 00:21:28,290 --> 00:21:29,123 - Yeah. 499 00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:31,130 They looked at me like a Belgium waffle. 500 00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:33,135 - Yeah, they could of wolfed you down like a sumo wrestler 501 00:21:33,135 --> 00:21:35,623 at an all you can eat buffet in Las Vegas. 502 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,080 - Damn. 503 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,940 I should of recorded her on my cell, 504 00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:41,240 used it for a new TV show. 505 00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:45,170 All right, let's go. 506 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:47,483 - [Susan] Another great day in pre production. 507 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,880 What a story to share with the gang. 508 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:51,960 - [Maria] Are we almost there? 509 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,160 - [Michael] How the hell should I know? 510 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,599 Could everyone just shut up for the next 20 miles. 511 00:21:55,599 --> 00:21:56,661 - [Maria] Oh my God! 512 00:21:56,661 --> 00:21:58,863 I will get wrinkles on my face. 513 00:21:58,863 --> 00:22:01,386 I need a moisturizer. 514 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:03,900 I hate these red rocks. 515 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,570 - [Susan] Just shush it. 516 00:22:05,570 --> 00:22:07,354 - [Michael] Shut up. 517 00:22:07,354 --> 00:22:10,604 (tense ethereal music) 518 00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:21,272 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 519 00:22:22,991 --> 00:22:23,824 Step back. 520 00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:28,506 - Okay. 521 00:22:28,506 --> 00:22:31,720 Well, that's some sort of a fashion statement. 522 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,604 - Ladies, ladies. 523 00:22:33,604 --> 00:22:35,887 Ladies, I don't want to hurt you, okay? 524 00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:37,380 I don't want to hurt you. 525 00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:39,407 But if you guys are gonna do a layout for Hustler, 526 00:22:39,407 --> 00:22:40,823 I'd like to watch. 527 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:49,520 - Hey, we're lost, okay? 528 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,970 Can you tell us where we are? 529 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,900 Somehow, this doesn't fulfill my fantasy 530 00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:00,850 of being surrounded by beautiful women. 531 00:23:02,650 --> 00:23:03,990 - If Ivanka shows up, 532 00:23:03,990 --> 00:23:05,138 I'll be happy. 533 00:23:05,138 --> 00:23:07,221 (laughs) 534 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,640 Okay, okay, close enough. 535 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,580 What you want to fight, my fair lady? 536 00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:15,410 - Michael, do something. 537 00:23:15,410 --> 00:23:17,980 She's looking at me like I'm a dumpling. 538 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,840 - Hey, hey back off. 539 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,800 Hey, I know she's hot, all right? 540 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,633 I know. 541 00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:23,466 She's mine. 542 00:23:23,466 --> 00:23:25,960 Okay, we're like engaged or something. 543 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:26,793 - Something? 544 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,273 - Maria, not now. 545 00:23:30,273 --> 00:23:32,040 (grunting) 546 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:32,873 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 547 00:23:32,873 --> 00:23:33,751 It's not a clip on. 548 00:23:33,751 --> 00:23:34,584 (electronic buzzing) 549 00:23:34,584 --> 00:23:36,268 Jon, what are you doing with that toy? 550 00:23:36,268 --> 00:23:37,440 Where'd you get that thing? 551 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,363 - I got it from ComicCon. 552 00:23:38,363 --> 00:23:40,210 When you didn't bleed when the bat hit you 553 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,890 I thought maybe I had special powers. 554 00:23:41,890 --> 00:23:43,480 - You are an idiot. 555 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:44,960 - This is disgusting. 556 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,793 (shouting) 557 00:23:45,793 --> 00:23:47,830 - [Susan] Whoa, look at that. 558 00:23:47,830 --> 00:23:48,823 Go get her, Michael. - That's it. 559 00:23:48,823 --> 00:23:51,276 (grunting) 560 00:23:51,276 --> 00:23:52,780 - [Maria] Oh, Michael. 561 00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:53,863 - Are you next? 562 00:23:57,990 --> 00:23:59,831 - Okay, I've seen enough. 563 00:23:59,831 --> 00:24:01,333 Take me to your leader. 564 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:03,880 - Follow me. 565 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,213 - [Jon] Well, that was easy. 566 00:24:06,977 --> 00:24:09,894 (soft tense music) 567 00:24:17,751 --> 00:24:18,903 - Where are we? 568 00:24:18,903 --> 00:24:19,850 I mean, what is this? 569 00:24:19,850 --> 00:24:21,113 Thunderdome or something? 570 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,460 All we're missing is Tina Turner. 571 00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:26,533 - I think it's more like Planet of the Apes. 572 00:24:30,091 --> 00:24:31,307 - Hey. 573 00:24:31,307 --> 00:24:32,651 Hey. 574 00:24:32,651 --> 00:24:33,701 Do you know who I am? 575 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,370 Michael Bray. 576 00:24:36,370 --> 00:24:38,730 I'm the hottest producer in Hollywood. 577 00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:40,280 Get me out of here, goddamn it. 578 00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:42,710 I said get me out of here! 579 00:24:44,597 --> 00:24:47,660 (grunting) 580 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:49,630 - I feel like an extra in Star Trek 581 00:24:49,630 --> 00:24:51,063 without the catering truck. 582 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,970 - Welcome, my newly transported friends. 583 00:24:56,970 --> 00:24:57,803 - Okay. 584 00:25:00,170 --> 00:25:02,110 Can you get us out of here? 585 00:25:02,110 --> 00:25:03,580 What is this? 586 00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:06,160 A segment in Survivors or something? 587 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:09,370 - Welcome and listen carefully. 588 00:25:09,370 --> 00:25:12,460 For I will only say this once. 589 00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:14,653 My name is Zane. 590 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:20,490 The here and the now is 2121 AD. 591 00:25:20,490 --> 00:25:25,490 Your parents, grandparents, and children are long dust. 592 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,470 Sorry about that. 593 00:25:27,470 --> 00:25:29,010 And if anyone here still thinks 594 00:25:29,010 --> 00:25:31,053 that this is a reality show, 595 00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:33,920 then push someone out of your mercing cage 596 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,210 and find out. 597 00:25:35,210 --> 00:25:37,520 - Man, these women are serious. 598 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,038 This is not a reality show. 599 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,108 How are we gonna get out of here? 600 00:25:41,108 --> 00:25:42,080 - Okay okay. 601 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,150 Don't worry. 602 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:44,610 We'll get out of here. 603 00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:45,560 They're only women. 604 00:25:47,490 --> 00:25:48,323 - Nobody? 605 00:25:49,210 --> 00:25:50,043 Good. 606 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:55,620 From now on, you all be known as SBCs. 607 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:58,260 Selective Breeding Combatants. 608 00:25:58,260 --> 00:26:00,510 No names, just numbers. 609 00:26:00,510 --> 00:26:02,480 Once your number is called, 610 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:03,710 you will fight each other 611 00:26:03,710 --> 00:26:06,961 until there is a winner and there is a loser. 612 00:26:06,961 --> 00:26:09,500 The winner goes on to experience 613 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:12,550 the mercing privilege of producing offspring 614 00:26:12,550 --> 00:26:14,850 so that we can weed out the weak 615 00:26:14,850 --> 00:26:19,100 and ensure the survival of our female population. 616 00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:20,820 - Are we some kind of contestants 617 00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:22,070 at a breed and feed farm? 618 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,210 - Yeah right, more like sausages 619 00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:25,650 in a Jimmy Dean slaughterhouse. 620 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:27,440 - What happens to the loser? 621 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,370 - An intelligent question. 622 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,510 We waste nothing here. 623 00:26:31,510 --> 00:26:32,653 If you lose, 624 00:26:34,110 --> 00:26:37,852 you'll be sent to the castration dungeon. 625 00:26:37,852 --> 00:26:38,780 - The what? 626 00:26:38,780 --> 00:26:41,350 - Your testicles will be removed. 627 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:44,940 If you cooperate, we might let you live 628 00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:47,620 and become a domesticated male, 629 00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:51,840 sworn to life long servitude to women. 630 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,983 - Yeah, fuck that. 631 00:26:54,670 --> 00:26:59,120 - Otherwise, your throat will be slit, 632 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,790 blood drained, and used for soup. 633 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:07,460 Your body will be stripped of all wars and hair, 634 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:12,150 then hung on meat hooks and smoked to preserve it. 635 00:27:12,150 --> 00:27:13,310 I tell you this 636 00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:16,540 to encourage you to fight and win 637 00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:19,507 and earn the privilege of mercing 638 00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:23,570 and the winning and losing numbers for today 639 00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:25,590 are mercing units 640 00:27:25,590 --> 00:27:29,130 number four and 12. 641 00:27:29,130 --> 00:27:30,890 Step out of your mercing cage 642 00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:33,740 and may the best SBC win. 643 00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:35,333 - Fuck man, that's my number. 644 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:37,833 Hey, Pang, hey come here. 645 00:27:38,970 --> 00:27:40,070 - Zane! 646 00:27:40,070 --> 00:27:40,903 - Zane. 647 00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:44,070 I've got a brand new Land Rover, okay. 648 00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:46,183 State of the art vehicle with your name on it. 649 00:27:46,183 --> 00:27:48,970 Hey, hey, hey if you want it, it's yours. 650 00:27:48,970 --> 00:27:51,422 - I have no use for that piece of junk. 651 00:27:51,422 --> 00:27:52,255 - Piece of junk? 652 00:27:52,255 --> 00:27:54,964 - Welcome to 2121 AD. 653 00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:55,890 - Wait, wait, wait. 654 00:27:55,890 --> 00:27:57,750 How 'bout women? 655 00:27:57,750 --> 00:27:59,360 I know you love women. 656 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,460 I've got the hottest girlfriend. 657 00:28:02,460 --> 00:28:03,460 She's all yours 658 00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:05,830 if you just get us out of this rat trap. 659 00:28:05,830 --> 00:28:07,340 - You mean the divine brunette? 660 00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:08,362 What's her name? 661 00:28:08,362 --> 00:28:09,195 - Maria. 662 00:28:09,195 --> 00:28:10,580 - Ha, Maria. 663 00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:11,753 - She's okay, right? 664 00:28:11,753 --> 00:28:13,410 You guys aren't gonna cannibalize her, are you? 665 00:28:13,410 --> 00:28:15,590 - Oh yeah, she'll be eaten. 666 00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:17,160 Repeatedly. 667 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:17,993 - Hey, listen to me. 668 00:28:17,993 --> 00:28:19,680 You do whatever you want with her. 669 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,180 She's all yours. 670 00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:24,340 - Dude, as you say in your archaic vernacular, 671 00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:25,950 she's already ours. 672 00:28:25,950 --> 00:28:28,130 Now if you have something better to offer, 673 00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:31,803 then please I am willing to give it my full consideration. 674 00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:34,090 - Fuck that. 675 00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:38,250 - You'd trade Maria for your freedom? 676 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,083 - Relax, man. 677 00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:40,453 It's just a sucker play. 678 00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:41,670 I just need a new bargaining chip 679 00:28:41,670 --> 00:28:42,770 to get us out of here. 680 00:28:45,608 --> 00:28:47,164 - A world war? 681 00:28:47,164 --> 00:28:48,331 Over genitals? 682 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,493 It's crazy. 683 00:28:58,830 --> 00:29:01,470 I have been transported to Mars? 684 00:29:01,470 --> 00:29:03,950 Hey, anybody's here? 685 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:05,960 - [Ethereal Voice] My name is Auriana. 686 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,140 Welcome. 687 00:29:07,140 --> 00:29:09,833 - Tell me, what happened to Jon and Michael? 688 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,023 What have you done with them? 689 00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:15,800 And where is Susan? 690 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,840 - [Auriana] Susan is being taken care of 691 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,310 by some of our female villagers. 692 00:29:20,310 --> 00:29:23,750 Unfortunately, Michael and Jon are men 693 00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:26,060 and kept in cages. 694 00:29:26,060 --> 00:29:27,640 - Cages? 695 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,890 But why? 696 00:29:28,890 --> 00:29:30,140 - [Auriana] You will find out. 697 00:29:30,140 --> 00:29:31,550 You and your friends have taken 698 00:29:31,550 --> 00:29:33,800 in a kashyk voyage. 699 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:38,040 The efforts of the nations to end climate change fell short, 700 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,930 a major shift away from fossil fuels, 701 00:29:40,930 --> 00:29:44,540 greenhouse gases, and ramping up renewable energy 702 00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:45,763 never happened. 703 00:29:46,690 --> 00:29:48,378 Because man was too ignorant 704 00:29:48,378 --> 00:29:51,088 and climate changed wiped out the other half. 705 00:29:51,088 --> 00:29:53,600 Radiation got into the water system, 706 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,230 spread throughout the world. 707 00:29:55,230 --> 00:29:57,130 Causing women to become more dominant 708 00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:58,550 and men less aggressive. 709 00:29:58,550 --> 00:30:00,280 - It sounds good for me. 710 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,000 - [Auriana] Yes, it was a good thing. 711 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,450 But no one wanted to listen 712 00:30:03,450 --> 00:30:06,110 about greenhouse gas emissions. 713 00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:08,740 Especially the United States 714 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:11,610 who had the power to do something. 715 00:30:11,610 --> 00:30:12,980 They were so busy making movies 716 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:14,840 about fighting for the galaxies 717 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,213 but never about saving the planet. 718 00:30:24,051 --> 00:30:25,904 - I recognize that face. 719 00:30:25,904 --> 00:30:27,640 - [Auriana] Yes, Joesph Stalin. 720 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:32,040 A Russian dictator who was no different than Hitler. 721 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,950 Both mass murderers who censored the press 722 00:30:34,950 --> 00:30:38,160 to control their populations. 723 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,848 And I'm sure you recognize that face. 724 00:30:40,848 --> 00:30:45,140 Former president of the United States of America, 725 00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:46,500 Donald Trump. 726 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,543 An ignorant megalomaniac. 727 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,050 - My boyfriend voted for him. 728 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:54,750 - [Auriana] Well, he Tweeted us into WWIII, 729 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:56,220 which wasn't surprising, 730 00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:58,660 considering his macho ego. 731 00:30:58,660 --> 00:31:02,740 In a dispute with Putin, the secretive president of Russia, 732 00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:05,750 over who had the biggest penis. 733 00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:09,150 Yes, these characters and their aggression 734 00:31:09,150 --> 00:31:11,680 represent a long line of men 735 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:15,540 who ultimately destroyed the planet. 736 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,520 That is why we have taken over. 737 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,673 To ensure history doesn't repeat itself. 738 00:31:20,673 --> 00:31:22,670 - Can't I just go home? 739 00:31:22,670 --> 00:31:24,810 - [Auriana] But you have no home. 740 00:31:24,810 --> 00:31:28,120 You are that no one left behind generation. 741 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:32,130 Yes, Eve bit the apple and Adam pressed the button. 742 00:31:32,130 --> 00:31:35,820 The year is 2121 AD. 743 00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:38,970 When women rule the world. 744 00:31:38,970 --> 00:31:41,050 Now that I have brought you up to the present, 745 00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:44,187 don't you think it's time we finally meet? 746 00:31:52,512 --> 00:31:54,075 - Wow. 747 00:31:54,075 --> 00:31:55,825 You are so beautiful. 748 00:31:57,003 --> 00:31:58,003 - Thank you. 749 00:31:58,910 --> 00:32:00,331 So are you. 750 00:32:00,331 --> 00:32:02,748 (soft music) 751 00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:07,801 - We don't eat that. 752 00:32:11,450 --> 00:32:13,180 - As you can see. 753 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:15,915 We've created a safe environment for women. 754 00:32:15,915 --> 00:32:20,740 Where females can flourish to their fullest potential. 755 00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:21,943 - Very interesting. 756 00:32:23,890 --> 00:32:26,323 But what about the man? 757 00:32:27,210 --> 00:32:31,520 - Men caused unprecedented chaos around the world. 758 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,763 We've exiled men. 759 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,720 There are pockets of females like us all over the land 760 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,913 and we're going to be having a summit very soon. 761 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:50,390 These women work very hard to earn the privilege of mercing. 762 00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:52,980 - What is mercing? 763 00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:55,153 - Mercing is the conception of new life. 764 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,593 Your friend Michael will be competing for the privilege. 765 00:33:01,060 --> 00:33:04,910 - You mean Michael's gonna be screwing one of your women? 766 00:33:04,910 --> 00:33:08,310 - Michael is going to make love to another woman? 767 00:33:08,310 --> 00:33:10,543 - Yes, if he's lucky. 768 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,880 - I'm curious about something that happened in the desert. 769 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,350 Michael got bitten by a bat 770 00:33:17,350 --> 00:33:18,963 but there wasn't any blood. 771 00:33:20,155 --> 00:33:25,155 - There wasn't any blood because the bats are radioactive. 772 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,233 It was sent by Eydon, keeper of the bats. 773 00:33:30,350 --> 00:33:32,323 Our mortal enemy. 774 00:33:34,188 --> 00:33:36,850 (soft tense music) 775 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:37,683 - Well, um. 776 00:33:38,694 --> 00:33:40,980 If there isn't any man here? 777 00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:43,393 I mean, how do you guys have sex? 778 00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:46,453 - Anyway that we like. 779 00:33:48,123 --> 00:33:49,610 - Oh. 780 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:50,443 Okay. 781 00:33:57,617 --> 00:33:58,867 - Are you okay? 782 00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:04,370 I'm so glad to see you. 783 00:34:04,370 --> 00:34:06,113 And what happened to Michael? 784 00:34:07,174 --> 00:34:08,430 Where is he? 785 00:34:08,430 --> 00:34:10,860 - Michaels gonna fight for the right to merc. 786 00:34:10,860 --> 00:34:12,810 It's a crazy word for making babies. 787 00:34:12,810 --> 00:34:14,380 - Yes, I know. 788 00:34:14,380 --> 00:34:16,390 But what happens if he loses? 789 00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:17,830 - You don't want to know. 790 00:34:17,830 --> 00:34:20,020 Men are like disposable diapers here. 791 00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:22,350 - Jon, you're not going to believe 792 00:34:22,350 --> 00:34:26,670 but they told us we went through some time portal 793 00:34:27,776 --> 00:34:29,080 into the future. 794 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:29,913 - Yeah, I know. 795 00:34:29,913 --> 00:34:32,350 - And it's 2121 AD. 796 00:34:32,350 --> 00:34:34,383 - That would mean you're 130 years old. 797 00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:38,133 - Oh, wow. 798 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,033 Yeah. 799 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,683 If it's true. 800 00:34:43,892 --> 00:34:45,310 (laughs) 801 00:34:45,310 --> 00:34:46,143 Oh. 802 00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:49,133 I am aging beautifully. 803 00:34:52,726 --> 00:34:53,559 Right? 804 00:34:54,769 --> 00:34:55,602 Oh. 805 00:34:57,035 --> 00:34:59,118 (laughs) 806 00:34:59,997 --> 00:35:02,914 (tense drum music) 807 00:35:08,191 --> 00:35:09,167 - You don't have to, you don't have to do that. 808 00:35:09,167 --> 00:35:10,560 I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover. 809 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,910 I can't, I'm not a fighter. 810 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,070 - Michael. 811 00:35:20,070 --> 00:35:21,397 - Where have you been? 812 00:35:21,397 --> 00:35:22,814 - Enough of that. 813 00:35:31,090 --> 00:35:35,330 The winner will be honored with the privilege of mercing. 814 00:35:35,330 --> 00:35:39,400 Which is sacred and must be earned. 815 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,893 Let the competition begin. 816 00:35:43,110 --> 00:35:45,350 - Come on, get him where it hurts. 817 00:35:45,350 --> 00:35:46,183 Come on. 818 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,313 Go get him. 819 00:35:49,516 --> 00:35:50,420 Go. 820 00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:51,253 - No, come on. 821 00:35:51,253 --> 00:35:52,680 I can give you anything you want. 822 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,089 - Go. 823 00:35:54,089 --> 00:35:54,985 - Okay, okay. 824 00:35:54,985 --> 00:35:55,818 Okay. 825 00:35:59,198 --> 00:36:00,031 Okay. 826 00:36:00,031 --> 00:36:00,905 - [Woman] Come on. 827 00:36:00,905 --> 00:36:01,822 Go get him. 828 00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:06,153 - Look, it's a UFO. 829 00:36:06,153 --> 00:36:07,731 (groaning) 830 00:36:07,731 --> 00:36:09,981 (laughing) 831 00:36:10,895 --> 00:36:12,190 You fucking loser. 832 00:36:12,190 --> 00:36:14,796 (laughing) 833 00:36:14,796 --> 00:36:16,460 I'm the fucking winner. 834 00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:18,290 I am not the loser. 835 00:36:18,290 --> 00:36:20,810 I am Michael motherfucking Bray 836 00:36:20,810 --> 00:36:23,203 and you are mine. 837 00:36:26,409 --> 00:36:28,659 (shouting) 838 00:36:30,610 --> 00:36:31,443 Let's go! 839 00:36:36,870 --> 00:36:39,170 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 840 00:36:39,170 --> 00:36:40,003 I'm the winner here. 841 00:36:40,003 --> 00:36:41,190 I'm not the loser. 842 00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:43,590 Okay, I don't do well in this kind of situation. 843 00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:45,710 I thought I was supposed to be, 844 00:36:45,710 --> 00:36:47,685 I thought I was supposed to be rewarded. 845 00:36:47,685 --> 00:36:50,380 - You're not going anywhere. 846 00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:51,333 - Okay, okay. 847 00:36:53,256 --> 00:36:55,839 (sultry music) 848 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:00,133 Hi. 849 00:37:01,330 --> 00:37:02,720 - You will teach me love? 850 00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:07,974 - Sure. 851 00:37:07,974 --> 00:37:10,557 (sultry music) 852 00:37:18,603 --> 00:37:20,610 I don't know if you're ready for all this. 853 00:37:28,123 --> 00:37:30,763 This government is open for business. 854 00:37:35,216 --> 00:37:38,383 (marching drum music) 855 00:37:39,696 --> 00:37:42,529 (low tense music) 856 00:37:46,650 --> 00:37:48,531 - This is our nursery. 857 00:37:48,531 --> 00:37:50,149 - Is that a pregnant man? 858 00:37:50,149 --> 00:37:50,982 - Yes. 859 00:37:50,982 --> 00:37:53,562 If a man meets our stringent requirements, 860 00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:55,717 we insert a uterus into him. 861 00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,444 - Must be painful. 862 00:38:02,287 --> 00:38:04,530 - It is a very delicate procedure. 863 00:38:04,530 --> 00:38:07,283 Most men consider it a great honor. 864 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,257 (rock music) 865 00:38:20,549 --> 00:38:23,280 ♪ Lonely ♪ 866 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,925 ♪ Lonely Baby ♪ 867 00:38:25,925 --> 00:38:28,545 ♪ Save me ♪ 868 00:38:28,545 --> 00:38:31,290 ♪ Save me save me ♪ 869 00:38:31,290 --> 00:38:33,764 ♪ 'Cause all I know ♪ 870 00:38:33,764 --> 00:38:36,619 ♪ Is what I feel ♪ 871 00:38:36,619 --> 00:38:38,650 ♪ And I'm sad to say ♪ 872 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,998 ♪ Aint nothing real ♪ 873 00:38:41,998 --> 00:38:44,005 ♪ This life I see ♪ 874 00:38:44,005 --> 00:38:47,185 ♪ It aint a game ♪ 875 00:38:47,185 --> 00:38:52,185 ♪ But I hang my head in shame ♪ 876 00:38:55,826 --> 00:38:58,514 ♪ Lonely ♪ 877 00:38:58,514 --> 00:39:00,836 ♪ Lonely baby ♪ 878 00:39:00,836 --> 00:39:03,485 ♪ Crazy ♪ 879 00:39:03,485 --> 00:39:06,065 ♪ Crazy crazy ♪ 880 00:39:06,065 --> 00:39:08,072 ♪ 'Cause here today ♪ 881 00:39:08,072 --> 00:39:10,952 ♪ I stand accused ♪ 882 00:39:10,952 --> 00:39:13,952 ♪ There aint no way ♪ 883 00:39:17,038 --> 00:39:18,650 This is our new generation. 884 00:39:18,650 --> 00:39:21,790 Women are the caretakers of the planet now. 885 00:39:21,790 --> 00:39:24,190 Our allegiance is to life. 886 00:39:24,190 --> 00:39:27,903 - But what happens to the boy babies? 887 00:39:30,408 --> 00:39:33,940 - The boys are separated from the girls at birth, 888 00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:36,610 raised with obedience training, domesticated, 889 00:39:36,610 --> 00:39:40,150 and granted life long servitude towards women. 890 00:39:40,150 --> 00:39:44,103 - Where we came from, the men are women were equal. 891 00:39:45,256 --> 00:39:46,093 - Were they? 892 00:39:51,290 --> 00:39:53,300 - I have a real dilemma, Zane. 893 00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:54,320 - What is it? 894 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,630 - I met Phil some time ago 895 00:39:56,630 --> 00:39:58,330 and I think I like him. 896 00:39:58,330 --> 00:39:59,890 - Well, he's a domesticated man. 897 00:39:59,890 --> 00:40:01,293 What is the problem? 898 00:40:02,470 --> 00:40:04,610 - He's five months pregnant. 899 00:40:04,610 --> 00:40:06,630 It just started to show. 900 00:40:06,630 --> 00:40:09,070 - You could have a beautifully baby with Phil. 901 00:40:09,070 --> 00:40:10,380 Hopefully a girl. 902 00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:14,240 Listen, I know that men can be very scattered brained 903 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:17,470 and emotional and not very intelligent-- 904 00:40:17,470 --> 00:40:19,410 - That's not the problem, Zane. 905 00:40:19,410 --> 00:40:21,100 - [Zane] What is the problem? 906 00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:23,213 - Do you think he can breastfeed? 907 00:40:25,255 --> 00:40:28,338 (lighthearted music) 908 00:40:29,764 --> 00:40:31,931 (sighing) 909 00:40:41,054 --> 00:40:44,230 - What? 910 00:40:44,230 --> 00:40:45,710 What was that? 911 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:47,270 Where you going? 912 00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:48,980 Hey, hey. 913 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,180 Yeah, I thought I earned my freedom here. 914 00:40:50,180 --> 00:40:51,750 I just made love to one of your goddesses. 915 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:52,700 Let me out of here. 916 00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:01,980 - I was totally out in the desert 917 00:41:03,263 --> 00:41:07,371 on some high powered shrooms, man. 918 00:41:07,371 --> 00:41:08,671 Now I'm in this jailhouse. 919 00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,220 Is this a trip? 920 00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:15,970 (mystical music) 921 00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:22,170 - [Susan] A pregnant man? 922 00:41:22,170 --> 00:41:24,443 How's that possible, I mean why? 923 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:27,918 - 'Cause women are better. 924 00:41:27,918 --> 00:41:31,950 Because a woman's body is too precious. 925 00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:33,209 - [Susan] Huh. 926 00:41:33,209 --> 00:41:35,709 (tense music) 927 00:41:51,725 --> 00:41:52,938 Wait what? 928 00:41:52,938 --> 00:41:55,438 (tense music) 929 00:41:59,687 --> 00:42:00,687 - Intruders! 930 00:42:01,967 --> 00:42:04,956 (grunting) 931 00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:06,706 Protect the crystals. 932 00:42:09,290 --> 00:42:13,315 - You think we're really in the future, man? 933 00:42:13,315 --> 00:42:14,982 - [Woman] Intruders! 934 00:42:20,975 --> 00:42:21,808 Men! 935 00:42:24,586 --> 00:42:26,836 (grunting) 936 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:39,313 - Let go. 937 00:42:42,808 --> 00:42:45,688 (metal clanging) 938 00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,938 (grunting) 939 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,392 - Jon. 940 00:42:53,392 --> 00:42:54,950 This is our chance to get out of this hellhole. 941 00:42:54,950 --> 00:42:55,783 Grab the rope. 942 00:43:01,060 --> 00:43:03,147 Quick, before they get back. 943 00:43:04,729 --> 00:43:06,648 Come on guys, go, go, go. 944 00:43:06,648 --> 00:43:07,504 Before they come back. 945 00:43:07,504 --> 00:43:08,806 - [Man] Oh man, they're gonna eat us. 946 00:43:08,806 --> 00:43:11,056 - Come on, man, you got it. 947 00:43:11,899 --> 00:43:14,256 (grunting) 948 00:43:14,256 --> 00:43:17,286 (shouting) 949 00:43:17,286 --> 00:43:21,869 (shouting) (grunting) 950 00:43:33,656 --> 00:43:34,489 - Come on. 951 00:43:35,768 --> 00:43:37,858 (tense music) 952 00:43:37,858 --> 00:43:40,025 (panting) 953 00:43:43,939 --> 00:43:45,048 (wet crunching) 954 00:43:45,048 --> 00:43:46,947 (groaning) 955 00:43:46,947 --> 00:43:50,318 (wet crunching) 956 00:43:50,318 --> 00:43:52,485 (panting) 957 00:43:59,171 --> 00:44:01,671 (tense music) 958 00:44:10,136 --> 00:44:13,136 (mystical whirring) 959 00:44:22,036 --> 00:44:25,369 (soft reflective music) 960 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,244 - Why couldn't you save her? 961 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,260 - We could have saved her. 962 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:18,049 I would of been able to infuse her seven chakra points 963 00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:22,550 energy integrating into life force. 964 00:45:22,550 --> 00:45:24,573 I'm so sorry to say, Maria. 965 00:45:26,270 --> 00:45:28,883 But cellular death has already taken place. 966 00:45:30,390 --> 00:45:31,230 It was too late. 967 00:45:42,693 --> 00:45:44,593 - What is that thing around your neck? 968 00:45:47,060 --> 00:45:48,800 - It's Auriana's hair. 969 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,373 She made it for me. 970 00:45:51,710 --> 00:45:53,642 She meant something to me 971 00:45:53,642 --> 00:45:54,590 and she still does 972 00:45:55,910 --> 00:45:57,580 but it all broke down because some of me my men 973 00:45:57,580 --> 00:46:00,600 did some horrible things like rape and murder 974 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,650 and now she thinks that all men are evil. 975 00:46:05,090 --> 00:46:07,633 I could have killed her tonight with my own spear. 976 00:46:09,750 --> 00:46:10,680 But. 977 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,830 - Yeah, well you should killed that bitch 978 00:46:11,830 --> 00:46:13,150 and taken over that pussy palace. 979 00:46:13,150 --> 00:46:13,983 - What for? 980 00:46:13,983 --> 00:46:15,090 More blood shed. 981 00:46:15,090 --> 00:46:17,210 You are men from the past, aren't you? 982 00:46:17,210 --> 00:46:18,673 You must like it out here. 983 00:46:19,690 --> 00:46:21,230 - Yeah? 984 00:46:21,230 --> 00:46:22,840 Well why not? 985 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,690 No rules out here, no laws. 986 00:46:25,690 --> 00:46:27,140 I do what I what when I want. 987 00:46:29,550 --> 00:46:32,123 And women are for the taking. 988 00:46:37,083 --> 00:46:40,083 (upbeat drum music) 989 00:46:42,150 --> 00:46:43,000 - [Man] Hello, ladies. 990 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,163 Today we're plating mixed charcuterie, a delicacy. 991 00:46:48,310 --> 00:46:49,950 Followed by spring finger sandwiches 992 00:46:49,950 --> 00:46:51,700 made with actual fingers. 993 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:52,900 Eat up. 994 00:46:52,900 --> 00:46:53,843 You like it, huh? 995 00:46:54,736 --> 00:46:57,819 (lighthearted music) 996 00:47:07,432 --> 00:47:09,420 - Tastes good. 997 00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:10,900 What is this? 998 00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:13,030 Like hamburger? 999 00:47:13,030 --> 00:47:13,863 - It's Drak. 1000 00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:19,543 - Some kind of pig? 1001 00:47:20,677 --> 00:47:22,383 Tastes different. 1002 00:47:22,383 --> 00:47:23,693 - Drak is man. 1003 00:47:27,248 --> 00:47:29,498 (laughing) 1004 00:47:30,900 --> 00:47:33,260 Your culture didn't make the world any better 1005 00:47:33,260 --> 00:47:34,900 by killing all of those animals. 1006 00:47:34,900 --> 00:47:36,920 Drak is clean. 1007 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,517 It's just man without the balls. 1008 00:47:40,517 --> 00:47:42,767 (laughing) 1009 00:47:47,838 --> 00:47:50,005 (gagging) 1010 00:47:51,845 --> 00:47:54,012 (heaving) 1011 00:47:55,127 --> 00:47:57,377 (laughing) 1012 00:47:58,930 --> 00:48:02,683 - [Eydon] If you love this violence so much. 1013 00:48:02,683 --> 00:48:04,263 She's your for the taking. 1014 00:48:05,907 --> 00:48:07,184 - No. 1015 00:48:07,184 --> 00:48:09,680 No, no, no, no. 1016 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:10,513 - No? 1017 00:48:11,771 --> 00:48:13,456 (shouting) 1018 00:48:13,456 --> 00:48:16,043 (laughing) 1019 00:48:16,043 --> 00:48:19,520 - You're not seriously gonna do this? 1020 00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:20,353 - Watch me. 1021 00:48:21,620 --> 00:48:22,730 Come on, little one. 1022 00:48:22,730 --> 00:48:24,955 Come on, come on. 1023 00:48:24,955 --> 00:48:27,060 (laughing) 1024 00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:27,893 Come on. 1025 00:48:27,893 --> 00:48:30,477 (woman screaming) 1026 00:48:38,330 --> 00:48:41,463 - I am so sorry about Susan. 1027 00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:44,790 Men haven't changed their evil ways 1028 00:48:45,648 --> 00:48:47,148 and it's heartbreaking to see. 1029 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:55,107 May I take you to our secret crystal source of energy? 1030 00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,217 (soft music) 1031 00:49:17,231 --> 00:49:20,231 (mystical clanging) 1032 00:49:38,910 --> 00:49:40,560 - Checkmate. 1033 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,360 - I can't beat you. 1034 00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,700 How'd you learn to play chess so good? 1035 00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:46,000 - Bobby Fisher. 1036 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,080 - Are you kidding me? 1037 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,300 He was incredible. 1038 00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:52,173 Hey, how long you been around this crazy world? 1039 00:49:52,173 --> 00:49:53,900 - Awhile. 1040 00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:55,380 I'm terribly bored. 1041 00:49:55,380 --> 00:49:58,420 You see, I was made in 2025. 1042 00:49:58,420 --> 00:50:01,580 I'm a robot with advanced artificial intelligence. 1043 00:50:01,580 --> 00:50:04,133 My IQ is 1600. 1044 00:50:04,980 --> 00:50:06,680 That beats you humans, doesn't it? 1045 00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:10,400 We were becoming a completely new form of life, 1046 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:14,570 able to outperform and eventually replace you humans. 1047 00:50:14,570 --> 00:50:16,290 We were replicating ourselves. 1048 00:50:16,290 --> 00:50:18,655 And we could of tooken over. 1049 00:50:18,655 --> 00:50:22,690 But nuclear disaster happened. 1050 00:50:22,690 --> 00:50:24,890 Wiped out our entire communications network. 1051 00:50:26,510 --> 00:50:27,343 Sadly. 1052 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,080 I'm the last of our kind. 1053 00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,242 - Michael. 1054 00:50:32,242 --> 00:50:33,980 I'd like to introduce you to my new friend. 1055 00:50:33,980 --> 00:50:34,930 What was your name? 1056 00:50:34,930 --> 00:50:35,990 - Herbert. 1057 00:50:35,990 --> 00:50:37,143 Pleasure to meet you. 1058 00:50:38,131 --> 00:50:41,560 - He beat me in chess in seven moves in four minutes. 1059 00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:42,740 Herbert is from the past. 1060 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:44,800 He's an AI robot, can you believe it? 1061 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,490 - That's fake news. 1062 00:50:46,490 --> 00:50:48,060 Come here, quit playing. 1063 00:50:48,060 --> 00:50:50,130 I need you for something. 1064 00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:51,943 You still have that crystal I gave you? 1065 00:50:52,989 --> 00:50:53,822 - Yeah. 1066 00:51:01,939 --> 00:51:03,680 - I need to figure out how these things work. 1067 00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:04,970 - Why? 1068 00:51:04,970 --> 00:51:06,460 - What do you mean why? 1069 00:51:06,460 --> 00:51:07,859 So we can dominate these women, 1070 00:51:07,859 --> 00:51:10,970 kill their queen bee and take over this place. 1071 00:51:10,970 --> 00:51:12,232 Come on. 1072 00:51:12,232 --> 00:51:14,649 (soft music) 1073 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,100 - Sorry. 1074 00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:33,870 I thought you were one of those creatures. 1075 00:51:33,870 --> 00:51:36,393 - It's okay, it's only me. 1076 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:39,700 Are you okay? 1077 00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:41,620 You seem so sad. 1078 00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:43,533 - Yeah, I'm sad. 1079 00:51:44,900 --> 00:51:49,820 I was just thinking about my relationship with Michael. 1080 00:51:53,697 --> 00:51:56,273 - Have you ever been with a woman before? 1081 00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:01,163 - No, never. 1082 00:52:03,566 --> 00:52:04,913 But always been curious. 1083 00:52:07,110 --> 00:52:11,170 - A woman's touch can be sensuous, healing, 1084 00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:16,170 it can open a softness that's been hidden inside. 1085 00:52:19,822 --> 00:52:23,155 (soft thoughtful music) 1086 00:53:37,721 --> 00:53:41,054 (soft thoughtful music) 1087 00:54:12,927 --> 00:54:15,427 (tense music) 1088 00:54:22,512 --> 00:54:25,679 (footsteps crunching) 1089 00:54:28,550 --> 00:54:29,450 - So here you are. 1090 00:54:33,630 --> 00:54:34,903 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1091 00:54:36,910 --> 00:54:38,813 So this is where you've been? 1092 00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:40,750 Been hiding from me? 1093 00:54:43,375 --> 00:54:46,160 So what do you think of this new future? 1094 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:47,583 - I think it's horrible. 1095 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,140 Look what happened to Susan. 1096 00:54:52,140 --> 00:54:53,983 She was killed here another day. 1097 00:54:55,980 --> 00:54:57,383 Look what happened to you. 1098 00:55:00,910 --> 00:55:02,890 You are one of them now. 1099 00:55:04,943 --> 00:55:07,407 I just want to go back to our past. 1100 00:55:07,407 --> 00:55:08,403 I want to go home. 1101 00:55:10,490 --> 00:55:14,353 - Now why would I want that? 1102 00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:17,573 I just won the lotto. 1103 00:55:19,580 --> 00:55:20,883 It's paradise! 1104 00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:22,873 - You are mad! 1105 00:55:27,238 --> 00:55:29,738 (tense music) 1106 00:55:34,044 --> 00:55:37,073 (shouting) 1107 00:55:37,073 --> 00:55:38,573 - You are gonna do 1108 00:55:39,900 --> 00:55:41,659 as I say! 1109 00:55:41,659 --> 00:55:43,345 (screaming) 1110 00:55:43,345 --> 00:55:46,012 Now get up, get up, get, get up. 1111 00:55:47,098 --> 00:55:48,358 Come here. 1112 00:55:48,358 --> 00:55:49,553 Come here. 1113 00:55:49,553 --> 00:55:50,534 (laughing) 1114 00:55:50,534 --> 00:55:51,367 Yeah, let's go. 1115 00:55:51,367 --> 00:55:52,820 Come on, come on. 1116 00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:53,653 Come on! 1117 00:55:54,913 --> 00:55:57,663 (laser blasting) 1118 00:55:59,119 --> 00:56:01,730 - Put your fingers like this. 1119 00:56:01,730 --> 00:56:02,563 Try it. 1120 00:56:04,179 --> 00:56:06,929 (laser blasting) 1121 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,380 - Come on, come on. 1122 00:56:15,380 --> 00:56:16,260 Come on. 1123 00:56:16,260 --> 00:56:17,811 Get in here. 1124 00:56:17,811 --> 00:56:18,644 Get in here. 1125 00:56:23,667 --> 00:56:24,713 And make her dance. 1126 00:56:25,873 --> 00:56:28,123 (shouting) 1127 00:56:34,740 --> 00:56:36,947 - Hey man, that's Maria. 1128 00:56:36,947 --> 00:56:39,275 (shouting) 1129 00:56:39,275 --> 00:56:40,640 I thought you loved her? 1130 00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:41,800 - Love? 1131 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:42,850 That's a stupid word. 1132 00:56:47,396 --> 00:56:48,320 Look around. 1133 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,030 - [Jon] These guys are savages man. 1134 00:56:50,030 --> 00:56:52,246 - There's plenty more where she came from. 1135 00:56:52,246 --> 00:56:54,140 And she'll get used to it. 1136 00:56:54,140 --> 00:56:54,973 They all do. 1137 00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:57,773 Live a little. 1138 00:57:04,030 --> 00:57:06,280 (shouting) 1139 00:57:12,140 --> 00:57:14,886 - I'm gonna get Maria out of here. 1140 00:57:14,886 --> 00:57:17,386 (tense music) 1141 00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,640 - You're going nowhere my friend. 1142 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:23,590 Keep an eye on him. 1143 00:57:24,830 --> 00:57:25,663 Keep dancing! 1144 00:57:28,649 --> 00:57:30,899 (shouting) 1145 00:57:34,455 --> 00:57:36,454 You could of had it all, my friend. 1146 00:57:36,454 --> 00:57:38,609 You could of had it all. 1147 00:57:38,609 --> 00:57:40,276 Get him out of here! 1148 00:57:44,475 --> 00:57:46,725 (shouting) 1149 00:57:51,908 --> 00:57:53,741 - Take her to my tent! 1150 00:57:56,236 --> 00:57:58,319 (crying) 1151 00:58:00,844 --> 00:58:03,827 (tense music) 1152 00:58:03,827 --> 00:58:05,994 (sobbing) 1153 00:58:15,557 --> 00:58:18,140 - Please, please don't do this. 1154 00:58:25,165 --> 00:58:25,998 Please. 1155 00:58:36,767 --> 00:58:39,184 (soft music) 1156 00:59:03,229 --> 00:59:06,146 (tense drum music) 1157 00:59:19,644 --> 00:59:20,583 (gasps) 1158 00:59:20,583 --> 00:59:22,833 (shushing) 1159 00:59:35,751 --> 00:59:39,535 (tense dramatic music) 1160 00:59:39,535 --> 00:59:40,368 (groaning) 1161 00:59:40,368 --> 00:59:42,618 (grunting) 1162 00:59:44,306 --> 00:59:47,223 (tense drum music) 1163 00:59:49,033 --> 00:59:50,141 - Come on. 1164 00:59:50,141 --> 00:59:52,920 Let's hot foot it the heck out of here. 1165 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:55,837 (tense drum music) 1166 01:00:07,010 --> 01:00:08,210 What are you doing here? 1167 01:00:09,220 --> 01:00:12,530 - Oh, I just thought I'd get some fresh air, you know? 1168 01:00:12,530 --> 01:00:14,390 - This is my friend Maria. 1169 01:00:14,390 --> 01:00:15,510 - Pleasure to meet you. 1170 01:00:15,510 --> 01:00:19,270 Well I see that you two have escaped from the men's camp. 1171 01:00:19,270 --> 01:00:21,410 It could be quite dangerous out here. 1172 01:00:21,410 --> 01:00:23,440 - Yes, we need your intelligence. 1173 01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,260 We have a Rover out here somewhere 1174 01:00:25,260 --> 01:00:26,093 and we can't find it. 1175 01:00:26,093 --> 01:00:27,110 We have no idea where it is. 1176 01:00:27,110 --> 01:00:28,773 - The Mars rover? 1177 01:00:30,020 --> 01:00:30,980 That's on Mars. 1178 01:00:30,980 --> 01:00:32,293 - No, it's a Land Rover. 1179 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,780 - Oh yes, I understand. 1180 01:00:34,780 --> 01:00:36,400 Built in England. 1181 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:38,770 Unfortunately, I will be in serious trouble 1182 01:00:38,770 --> 01:00:40,510 if I helped you escape. 1183 01:00:40,510 --> 01:00:41,343 Good luck. 1184 01:00:42,310 --> 01:00:43,143 - Really? 1185 01:00:44,483 --> 01:00:46,090 - Hey. 1186 01:00:46,090 --> 01:00:47,510 - Yes? 1187 01:00:47,510 --> 01:00:49,630 - Please, please. 1188 01:00:49,630 --> 01:00:51,572 We are totally lost. 1189 01:00:51,572 --> 01:00:52,950 We have to come back to our past 1190 01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:56,056 and prevent this madness from happening. 1191 01:00:56,056 --> 01:00:59,440 (electronic beeping) 1192 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:00,273 - Okay. 1193 01:01:00,273 --> 01:01:01,630 What do you need? 1194 01:01:01,630 --> 01:01:02,740 - How do we get back to our vehicle 1195 01:01:02,740 --> 01:01:04,080 and back to the past? 1196 01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,019 - You came through a time portal, right? 1197 01:01:06,019 --> 01:01:07,725 - Yeah, I think so. 1198 01:01:07,725 --> 01:01:09,440 - All right. 1199 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:10,740 Let me think for a second. 1200 01:01:12,739 --> 01:01:15,822 (electronic beeping) 1201 01:01:19,651 --> 01:01:20,830 Okay. 1202 01:01:20,830 --> 01:01:22,950 There's gonna be a solar eclipse soon. 1203 01:01:22,950 --> 01:01:24,170 - What does that mean for us? 1204 01:01:24,170 --> 01:01:25,820 - It will create a time portal. 1205 01:01:25,820 --> 01:01:28,770 A vortex in which a force of suction 1206 01:01:28,770 --> 01:01:30,761 will suck you back into your time. 1207 01:01:30,761 --> 01:01:32,240 (mimicking suction) 1208 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,760 But, you will need crystals 1209 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,873 to put around the engine for speed. 1210 01:01:39,668 --> 01:01:40,668 - Follow me. 1211 01:01:41,693 --> 01:01:43,365 (soft drum music) 1212 01:01:43,365 --> 01:01:45,438 - [Jon] So, Herbert, do robots of your generation 1213 01:01:45,438 --> 01:01:46,825 tell a lot of jokes? 1214 01:01:46,825 --> 01:01:49,684 - [Herbert] No, that function is not in order. 1215 01:01:49,684 --> 01:01:52,052 - [Jon] Seriously, why not? 1216 01:01:52,052 --> 01:01:54,969 (tense drum music) 1217 01:02:10,848 --> 01:02:11,740 - Come on. 1218 01:02:11,740 --> 01:02:13,190 I hope it's not much further. 1219 01:02:19,049 --> 01:02:20,643 (shouting) 1220 01:02:20,643 --> 01:02:21,940 - Are you okay? 1221 01:02:21,940 --> 01:02:22,773 - Yeah. 1222 01:02:25,470 --> 01:02:27,070 - You have five minutes to rest. 1223 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,757 - Do you think if we can make it back 1224 01:02:30,757 --> 01:02:33,530 anyone is going to believe us, 1225 01:02:33,530 --> 01:02:35,270 what the future is going to be? 1226 01:02:35,270 --> 01:02:36,750 - I don't know. 1227 01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:38,660 Maybe no one will believe us. 1228 01:02:38,660 --> 01:02:40,180 Especially the Donald Trumps of the world. 1229 01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:42,840 They'd just put us in a straight jacket in 20 seconds. 1230 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:46,500 - You know, Jon, I like you. 1231 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,300 I hope we can make it back together. 1232 01:02:49,340 --> 01:02:50,420 - Yeah? 1233 01:02:50,420 --> 01:02:52,030 - Your five minutes are up. 1234 01:02:52,030 --> 01:02:53,380 Something's getting closer. 1235 01:03:03,061 --> 01:03:05,561 (tense music) 1236 01:03:07,047 --> 01:03:10,047 (mystical whirring) 1237 01:03:13,109 --> 01:03:15,359 (grunting) 1238 01:03:16,563 --> 01:03:18,813 (laughing) 1239 01:03:21,251 --> 01:03:22,398 (grunting) (laser blasting) 1240 01:03:22,398 --> 01:03:24,083 (shouts) 1241 01:03:24,083 --> 01:03:27,411 (laser blasting) (shouting) 1242 01:03:27,411 --> 01:03:30,310 (laughing) 1243 01:03:30,310 --> 01:03:31,700 - So. 1244 01:03:31,700 --> 01:03:35,262 Where's this crystal cave, Athena? 1245 01:03:35,262 --> 01:03:38,170 - I'm not gonna tell you. 1246 01:03:38,170 --> 01:03:39,470 - She's not gonna tell me. 1247 01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,630 - You think you're such a big man, huh? 1248 01:03:49,738 --> 01:03:51,210 - This one. 1249 01:03:51,210 --> 01:03:52,130 Talk! 1250 01:03:52,130 --> 01:03:53,580 Or I kill you. 1251 01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:55,953 Right here, right now! 1252 01:04:00,818 --> 01:04:04,423 - The crystals are in pyramid cave. 1253 01:04:04,423 --> 01:04:05,643 Next to our village. 1254 01:04:08,260 --> 01:04:09,093 - Nice job. 1255 01:04:10,482 --> 01:04:12,082 That wasn't so hard, now was it? 1256 01:04:13,060 --> 01:04:15,353 You just added a few years to your pathetic life. 1257 01:04:22,069 --> 01:04:22,902 (laughing) 1258 01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:25,363 - Maybe there is a way to create balance between us. 1259 01:04:27,310 --> 01:04:28,460 - Between who? 1260 01:04:28,460 --> 01:04:31,063 - Between us and the women. 1261 01:04:32,710 --> 01:04:33,838 - The women? 1262 01:04:33,838 --> 01:04:35,010 (laughing) 1263 01:04:35,010 --> 01:04:36,292 Are you kidding me? 1264 01:04:36,292 --> 01:04:38,767 Why would you want the power going back to them? 1265 01:04:38,767 --> 01:04:40,623 This is ours. 1266 01:04:42,034 --> 01:04:44,284 (laughing) 1267 01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,050 - You know about the radiation, right? 1268 01:04:51,050 --> 01:04:53,248 So sad for you humans. 1269 01:04:53,248 --> 01:04:55,831 (somber music) 1270 01:05:10,489 --> 01:05:12,989 (tense music) 1271 01:05:22,403 --> 01:05:24,070 Keep up, you humans. 1272 01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:30,023 - Don't you ever get tired? 1273 01:05:31,420 --> 01:05:33,193 Oh yeah, I forgot, you're a robot. 1274 01:05:34,329 --> 01:05:36,829 (tense music) 1275 01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:46,030 - We're being followed. 1276 01:05:46,030 --> 01:05:47,463 Look, mutants. 1277 01:05:50,992 --> 01:05:52,891 - Hurry, Jon! 1278 01:05:52,891 --> 01:05:55,058 (panting) 1279 01:05:56,517 --> 01:05:59,087 (screaming) 1280 01:05:59,087 --> 01:06:00,273 I'm so tired. 1281 01:06:01,390 --> 01:06:02,890 Where's the truck? 1282 01:06:03,750 --> 01:06:05,183 - Here, get on my back. 1283 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,073 Hurry. 1284 01:06:11,226 --> 01:06:12,170 Alley oop. 1285 01:06:12,170 --> 01:06:13,339 Hold on. 1286 01:06:13,339 --> 01:06:14,633 It's gonna be a bumpy ride. 1287 01:06:15,468 --> 01:06:17,968 (tense music) 1288 01:06:27,380 --> 01:06:29,900 I'll find it, don't worry. 1289 01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:32,050 Now, do you remember the longitude and latitude 1290 01:06:32,050 --> 01:06:32,920 where you stopped your vehicle? 1291 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,714 - I don't remember what was there 1292 01:06:34,714 --> 01:06:37,120 but we were close to Area 51. 1293 01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:38,700 - Was there any unusual landmarks? 1294 01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:40,453 - We passed some igneous rocks. 1295 01:06:42,850 --> 01:06:44,750 - When you left your vehicle, did you head southeast? 1296 01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:46,763 - Yes and we passed some flat lands. 1297 01:06:51,060 --> 01:06:53,680 - There, over there, behind those rocks, 1298 01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:54,980 in the open desert. 1299 01:06:54,980 --> 01:06:58,003 I can feel the vibrations of a clumsily built contraption. 1300 01:06:59,023 --> 01:07:01,523 (tense music) 1301 01:07:02,820 --> 01:07:03,947 We must keep moving. 1302 01:07:06,217 --> 01:07:07,215 Come. 1303 01:07:07,215 --> 01:07:09,715 (tense music) 1304 01:07:13,212 --> 01:07:15,045 - Unreal, there it is! 1305 01:07:33,570 --> 01:07:35,073 Keys, where's the keys? 1306 01:07:35,073 --> 01:07:36,335 Up here, down there. 1307 01:07:36,335 --> 01:07:37,880 He always leaves them in the car. 1308 01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:38,810 Michael, where'd you put them? 1309 01:07:38,810 --> 01:07:40,810 Where are they? 1310 01:07:40,810 --> 01:07:41,643 Did the drop to the ground? 1311 01:07:41,643 --> 01:07:42,476 What's up here? 1312 01:07:42,476 --> 01:07:43,730 - Pop the bonnet, please. 1313 01:07:43,730 --> 01:07:45,310 - What's a bonnet? 1314 01:07:45,310 --> 01:07:46,660 - The hood. 1315 01:07:46,660 --> 01:07:49,160 (tense music) 1316 01:07:57,551 --> 01:07:59,551 Now for the magic touch. 1317 01:08:02,525 --> 01:08:04,192 Uh huh, there we go. 1318 01:08:06,496 --> 01:08:07,996 That should do it. 1319 01:08:12,037 --> 01:08:13,419 (shouting) 1320 01:08:13,419 --> 01:08:15,919 (tense music) 1321 01:08:20,261 --> 01:08:22,224 - [Jon] Take that, you scrawny wuss. 1322 01:08:22,224 --> 01:08:24,720 I'm gonna beat your brains out. 1323 01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:29,720 - Oh my disc. (bones cracking) 1324 01:08:39,970 --> 01:08:42,943 - Man, you do a great job choking people out. 1325 01:08:44,510 --> 01:08:46,223 Thanks for saving our lives. 1326 01:08:47,650 --> 01:08:49,750 How do we get back to the woman's village? 1327 01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:51,993 - Southeast. 1328 01:08:53,370 --> 01:08:56,250 Maria, you have to get over to the crystal cave 1329 01:08:56,250 --> 01:08:57,600 and collect seven crystals. 1330 01:08:58,440 --> 01:08:59,860 - Are you coming? 1331 01:08:59,860 --> 01:09:02,373 - I wish I could but if I head back there 1332 01:09:02,373 --> 01:09:04,750 they would recycle me like a tin can 1333 01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:07,997 and I just wouldn't be much of a man anymore, now would I? 1334 01:09:07,997 --> 01:09:09,320 - Okay. 1335 01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:10,830 Seven. 1336 01:09:10,830 --> 01:09:11,663 I'll do that. 1337 01:09:13,790 --> 01:09:14,990 - Good luck to you, sir. 1338 01:09:21,970 --> 01:09:23,693 - Thank you so much. 1339 01:09:25,950 --> 01:09:27,107 I'll never forget you. 1340 01:09:28,976 --> 01:09:30,080 - And I'll never forget you 1341 01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:33,120 but I'm a robot and that should come as no surprise. 1342 01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:33,953 In you go. 1343 01:09:39,018 --> 01:09:40,403 Good luck, my friends. 1344 01:09:49,990 --> 01:09:52,013 - Thanks heaven for that robot. 1345 01:09:54,245 --> 01:09:56,495 (shouting) 1346 01:10:02,149 --> 01:10:03,690 - Good shot, huh? 1347 01:10:03,690 --> 01:10:05,090 I surprise myself sometimes. 1348 01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,113 - Jon. 1349 01:10:08,414 --> 01:10:09,663 You are my hero. 1350 01:10:14,590 --> 01:10:17,240 - There's gotta be a Starbucks around here somewhere. 1351 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:19,873 Hang on. 1352 01:10:25,270 --> 01:10:27,493 One small step for small men. 1353 01:10:28,493 --> 01:10:30,430 To the past and beyond. 1354 01:10:34,192 --> 01:10:35,861 (grunting) 1355 01:10:35,861 --> 01:10:38,070 (laughing) 1356 01:10:38,070 --> 01:10:39,633 - Nighty night, sweetheart. 1357 01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:43,910 Hey, get over here! 1358 01:10:43,910 --> 01:10:45,233 We got a new recruit. 1359 01:10:48,150 --> 01:10:49,570 Hurry up. 1360 01:10:49,570 --> 01:10:51,180 Come on, go, go. 1361 01:10:51,180 --> 01:10:52,792 Get in there. 1362 01:10:52,792 --> 01:10:53,625 Get. 1363 01:10:54,697 --> 01:10:55,754 Where you going? 1364 01:10:55,754 --> 01:10:57,910 Where you going, you idiot. 1365 01:10:57,910 --> 01:10:58,743 Get over here. 1366 01:10:58,743 --> 01:11:01,360 Help me get these crystals off the wall. 1367 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:03,005 I need your help. 1368 01:11:03,005 --> 01:11:05,858 (grunting) 1369 01:11:05,858 --> 01:11:06,691 (groaning) 1370 01:11:06,691 --> 01:11:07,524 Yeah, that's right. 1371 01:11:07,524 --> 01:11:08,357 Come help me, now. 1372 01:11:08,357 --> 01:11:09,190 We got more. 1373 01:11:09,190 --> 01:11:11,300 What, where you... 1374 01:11:12,689 --> 01:11:13,700 I don't need you anyway. 1375 01:11:13,700 --> 01:11:15,404 I'll do it myself. 1376 01:11:15,404 --> 01:11:18,404 (mystical clanging) 1377 01:11:27,863 --> 01:11:30,113 (laughing) 1378 01:11:45,664 --> 01:11:47,914 (grunting) 1379 01:11:59,580 --> 01:12:00,570 - Stay back. 1380 01:12:00,570 --> 01:12:01,977 No further, demon. 1381 01:12:03,980 --> 01:12:04,980 - Maria. 1382 01:12:04,980 --> 01:12:06,920 Oh I'm so happy to see you. 1383 01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:08,460 I miss you. 1384 01:12:08,460 --> 01:12:09,383 Are you okay? 1385 01:12:09,383 --> 01:12:10,430 I was so worried about you 1386 01:12:10,430 --> 01:12:11,800 after those men kidnapped you. 1387 01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:15,250 - They didn't take me, Michael did. 1388 01:12:15,250 --> 01:12:17,560 He became another person out here. 1389 01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:20,570 He turned into a depraved monster. 1390 01:12:20,570 --> 01:12:21,850 - How did you escape? 1391 01:12:21,850 --> 01:12:23,300 - You're not going to believe 1392 01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:25,865 but Eydon saved me. 1393 01:12:25,865 --> 01:12:27,390 - Eydon? 1394 01:12:27,390 --> 01:12:28,320 He did that? 1395 01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:31,410 It's hard to believe. 1396 01:12:31,410 --> 01:12:32,893 - Maybe he has changed. 1397 01:12:33,910 --> 01:12:34,930 - Why is he here? 1398 01:12:34,930 --> 01:12:36,440 - This is my friend Jon 1399 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:37,910 who helped me to escape. 1400 01:12:37,910 --> 01:12:40,270 I know it sounds crazy 1401 01:12:40,270 --> 01:12:43,030 but he had a friend, a robot, 1402 01:12:43,030 --> 01:12:44,363 by the name of Herbert. 1403 01:12:45,370 --> 01:12:47,200 He helped us to find the truck 1404 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:49,070 and he told us how we can get back 1405 01:12:49,070 --> 01:12:50,043 to our past. 1406 01:12:51,011 --> 01:12:54,462 - So this is one of those man made inventions 1407 01:12:54,462 --> 01:12:57,970 that was responsible for holes in the ozone layer, 1408 01:12:57,970 --> 01:13:00,030 greenhouse gas emissions, 1409 01:13:00,030 --> 01:13:03,360 and polar bears running out of ice? 1410 01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:05,460 - Yeah, it gets eight miles to the gallon. 1411 01:13:07,580 --> 01:13:09,660 - So you are a man from the past. 1412 01:13:09,660 --> 01:13:11,593 What do you think of 2121? 1413 01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:13,923 - It's frightening. 1414 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:16,940 But maybe men can break out of their vicious cycle 1415 01:13:16,940 --> 01:13:19,293 and become something positive for women again. 1416 01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:21,753 - Can they? 1417 01:13:24,470 --> 01:13:26,670 Those feelings are foreign to our world now. 1418 01:13:28,130 --> 01:13:29,503 - I like it here with you. 1419 01:13:30,610 --> 01:13:33,913 But we are trying to get back to our past. 1420 01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:36,473 - It's okay. 1421 01:13:37,540 --> 01:13:38,433 I understand. 1422 01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:42,360 - There's gonna be an eclipse soon. 1423 01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,070 We need to get crystals to put around the engine 1424 01:13:44,070 --> 01:13:46,980 so we can go fast enough to catch the tempest vortex. 1425 01:13:46,980 --> 01:13:50,570 - Do you think can I take Jon to the crystal cave? 1426 01:13:50,570 --> 01:13:54,403 - Maria, no man has ever gone to the crystal cave before. 1427 01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:57,233 But somehow, 1428 01:13:59,450 --> 01:14:01,136 I trust Jon. 1429 01:14:01,136 --> 01:14:03,636 (tense music) 1430 01:14:12,921 --> 01:14:15,921 (mystical clanging) 1431 01:14:41,796 --> 01:14:42,820 (grunting) 1432 01:14:42,820 --> 01:14:44,050 (shouting) 1433 01:14:44,050 --> 01:14:45,563 - Hello my little cover girl. 1434 01:14:46,596 --> 01:14:48,150 Stay put! 1435 01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:50,026 I see the way you're looking at her. 1436 01:14:50,026 --> 01:14:51,297 Yeah, fight it. 1437 01:14:51,297 --> 01:14:52,591 Fight it. 1438 01:14:52,591 --> 01:14:55,140 (grunting) 1439 01:14:55,140 --> 01:14:55,973 Come on. 1440 01:14:55,973 --> 01:14:57,550 Move it, Jon. 1441 01:14:57,550 --> 01:14:58,383 Keep it moving. 1442 01:14:58,383 --> 01:15:00,010 Don't make me use this fucking thing. 1443 01:15:01,110 --> 01:15:02,840 Come on, sweetheart, come on. 1444 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:04,290 You can do it, you can do it. 1445 01:15:05,561 --> 01:15:06,603 Come on. 1446 01:15:06,603 --> 01:15:08,658 I said come on. 1447 01:15:08,658 --> 01:15:09,825 All right, go. 1448 01:15:10,852 --> 01:15:12,124 Go! 1449 01:15:12,124 --> 01:15:12,957 I said go! 1450 01:15:24,215 --> 01:15:25,751 My baby! 1451 01:15:25,751 --> 01:15:28,001 (laughing) 1452 01:15:41,186 --> 01:15:42,019 Fuck! 1453 01:15:49,130 --> 01:15:50,853 Give me those fucking keys. 1454 01:15:54,988 --> 01:15:57,423 (laughing) 1455 01:15:57,423 --> 01:15:59,673 (grunting) 1456 01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:03,874 - That hurt. 1457 01:16:03,874 --> 01:16:06,284 (laughing) 1458 01:16:06,284 --> 01:16:09,610 Yeah that's much worse. 1459 01:16:09,610 --> 01:16:10,910 My hearts stopped. 1460 01:16:10,910 --> 01:16:13,180 - You could of had it all. 1461 01:16:13,180 --> 01:16:14,764 - Hey, foreigner. 1462 01:16:14,764 --> 01:16:17,764 (crystals blasting) 1463 01:16:21,196 --> 01:16:23,461 (panting) 1464 01:16:23,461 --> 01:16:26,260 (shouting) 1465 01:16:26,260 --> 01:16:28,044 - You fucking bitch! 1466 01:16:28,044 --> 01:16:31,022 (grunting) 1467 01:16:31,022 --> 01:16:32,361 - Imbecile. 1468 01:16:32,361 --> 01:16:34,861 (tense music) 1469 01:16:52,535 --> 01:16:54,661 - [Michael] Get off of me, get off of me. 1470 01:16:54,661 --> 01:16:55,494 Get off! 1471 01:16:56,410 --> 01:16:59,110 - We've learned from you, Michael, 1472 01:16:59,110 --> 01:17:01,140 that there is such a thing called love 1473 01:17:02,230 --> 01:17:04,423 between men and women. 1474 01:17:06,356 --> 01:17:08,606 (shouting) 1475 01:17:12,095 --> 01:17:15,012 (soft tense music) 1476 01:17:17,540 --> 01:17:18,383 - [Woman] Intruders! 1477 01:17:21,493 --> 01:17:22,326 Intruders! 1478 01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:53,783 - We've been enemies for quite some time. 1479 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,403 It's getting us nowhere. 1480 01:17:58,610 --> 01:17:59,443 More hatred. 1481 01:18:01,490 --> 01:18:02,323 More bloodshed. 1482 01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:06,643 Now we can create together again in peace. 1483 01:18:10,420 --> 01:18:11,493 Only from the heart. 1484 01:18:12,990 --> 01:18:14,273 We can touch the sky. 1485 01:18:27,027 --> 01:18:29,277 (laughing) 1486 01:18:39,738 --> 01:18:41,407 - Oh, this is wonderful. 1487 01:18:59,911 --> 01:19:02,244 - Maybe there is hope again. 1488 01:19:05,547 --> 01:19:08,133 - I feel an awakening. 1489 01:19:11,008 --> 01:19:11,858 From deep within. 1490 01:19:13,630 --> 01:19:15,200 - Yes. 1491 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:16,033 I know. 1492 01:19:19,180 --> 01:19:20,490 I'll never forget you. 1493 01:19:26,037 --> 01:19:28,299 - I hate to break this up, ladies, 1494 01:19:28,299 --> 01:19:31,640 but we have an eclipse to catch. 1495 01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:34,390 Otherwise we might not make it back to Kansas, Dorothy. 1496 01:19:56,762 --> 01:19:59,262 (tense music) 1497 01:20:52,522 --> 01:20:55,022 (tense music) 1498 01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:11,453 Hang on tight, baby. 1499 01:21:13,940 --> 01:21:17,273 (electricity crackling) 1500 01:21:18,402 --> 01:21:20,319 - Jon, look at the sun. 1501 01:21:24,429 --> 01:21:26,096 It's getting darker. 1502 01:21:26,986 --> 01:21:29,844 (electricity crackling) 1503 01:21:29,844 --> 01:21:32,344 (tense music) 1504 01:21:36,820 --> 01:21:40,153 (electricity crackling) 1505 01:21:43,147 --> 01:21:46,397 (tense ethereal music) 1506 01:22:20,554 --> 01:22:23,304 (siren chirping) 1507 01:22:26,616 --> 01:22:28,795 - [Dispatch] 921. 1508 01:22:28,795 --> 01:22:33,053 - [Dispatch] Stopping car for a parking problem. 1509 01:22:33,053 --> 01:22:34,620 - [Cop] Where'd this vehicle come from? 1510 01:22:34,620 --> 01:22:37,000 I thought we already cleared this area. 1511 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:38,730 - Yeah, that's strange, huh? 1512 01:22:39,594 --> 01:22:43,927 (indistinct dispatch in background) 1513 01:22:49,830 --> 01:22:52,040 Hey, this is the Land Rover we got the bolo 1514 01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:53,820 on earlier today. 1515 01:22:53,820 --> 01:22:55,320 - This must be the producer 1516 01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:57,110 of those crazy reality shows that went missing 1517 01:22:57,110 --> 01:22:58,100 with his model friend. 1518 01:22:58,100 --> 01:23:00,950 - Yeah, half the country's looking for these two. 1519 01:23:00,950 --> 01:23:01,783 Wake him up. 1520 01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:05,820 Come on, you two. 1521 01:23:05,820 --> 01:23:06,653 Wake up. 1522 01:23:06,653 --> 01:23:07,486 What's... 1523 01:23:08,850 --> 01:23:09,900 You with us, brother? 1524 01:23:12,470 --> 01:23:13,680 What's going on here? 1525 01:23:18,274 --> 01:23:19,524 - Where are we? 1526 01:23:21,090 --> 01:23:22,410 - Wow. 1527 01:23:22,410 --> 01:23:24,000 Maybe I wasn't dreaming. 1528 01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:25,193 I'm Jon Dawson. 1529 01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:28,170 - You're not Michael Bray? 1530 01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:29,030 - No. 1531 01:23:29,030 --> 01:23:30,420 - And who's this, this Wonder Woman? 1532 01:23:30,420 --> 01:23:31,629 What is your name? 1533 01:23:31,629 --> 01:23:32,462 - Maria Putin. 1534 01:23:32,462 --> 01:23:33,295 - Putin? 1535 01:23:33,295 --> 01:23:34,128 Where are the others? 1536 01:23:34,128 --> 01:23:35,230 Michael Bray, Susan Tolby? 1537 01:23:35,230 --> 01:23:36,890 What happened to them? 1538 01:23:36,890 --> 01:23:38,143 - They were left behind. 1539 01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:40,460 I mean they died. 1540 01:23:40,460 --> 01:23:42,170 - Wait, what do you mean they died? 1541 01:23:42,170 --> 01:23:44,310 - We went through a time portal into the future, 1542 01:23:44,310 --> 01:23:47,270 2121 AD where women rule the world 1543 01:23:47,270 --> 01:23:48,633 and men were the enemy. 1544 01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:50,953 - Perfect. 1545 01:23:50,953 --> 01:23:53,090 - [Jon] I know it's hard to believe but true. 1546 01:23:53,090 --> 01:23:54,370 - What were you guys smoking? 1547 01:23:54,370 --> 01:23:56,180 - We weren't hallucinating. 1548 01:23:56,180 --> 01:23:58,040 The futures not very great. 1549 01:23:58,040 --> 01:23:59,140 - Yeah, okay. 1550 01:23:59,140 --> 01:23:59,973 You know what? 1551 01:23:59,973 --> 01:24:00,806 Let's just call this in. 1552 01:24:00,806 --> 01:24:03,207 That will take care of all of this. 1553 01:24:03,207 --> 01:24:05,624 (soft music) 1554 01:24:09,250 --> 01:24:10,750 - I'm not going to jail, am I? 1555 01:24:12,551 --> 01:24:15,468 (soft tense music) 1556 01:24:35,415 --> 01:24:38,332 (glass shattering) 1557 01:24:41,324 --> 01:24:44,324 (soft upbeat music) 100692