All language subtitles for Wonder.Woman.S03E02.WEBRip.x264-ION10

IT'S HERE.

THEY'RE UNLOADING THE ROLLS.

MISS PRINCE?

YES.

YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME.

ONE CUSTOM 1935
ROLLS LANDAULET

WITH PLATINUM
HOOD ORNAMENT
COMING RIGHT UP.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR.

OH, IT'S ALWAYS
A PLEASURE TO
ACCOMMODATE THE I.A.D.C.

ALRIGHT, FELLOWS

LET'S GET THE DOORS
OPEN, HUH?

SO, UH... WHAT DO
WE GOT GOING ON HERE--

SOME KIND OF A SPY
CAPER OR SOMETHING?

( coughs )

THAT'S A ROLLS,
ALRIGHT

BUT AIN'T IT
KIND OF SMALL?

( laughing )

( still laughing )

HEY, STOP THAT CAR!

( thunderclap )

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

( tires screeching )

( thunderclap )

RAISE IT HIGHER!

MOVE IT TO THE LEFT.

HEY, WONDER WOMAN!

WHAT IS HAPPENING,
SISTER?

WHAT'S IN THE BACK?

I DON'T KNOW, MA'AM.

I GUESS THERE
WAS A MIX-UP.

SOMEONE
MUST HAVE GOOFED

AND SENT DOWN TWO TRUCKS
TO THE SAME PLACE.

I DON'T KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT A STOLEN CAR.

DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOK
AT THE OTHER DRIVER?

NO, MA'AM.

HE WAS SO TEED OFF
ABOUT THE MIX-UP

HE REFUSED TO GET OUT
OF THE CAB.

AT LEAST THAT'S
WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.

( tires screeching )

Man:
NOBODY TOLD ME
THAT THE I.A.D.C.

AND TWO FEMALES WERE GOING
TO INTERFERE.

INTERFERE?

WOULD YOU SETTLE
FOR MEDDLE?

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
INSPECTOR BOLT

WONDER WOMAN AND I
WERE TRYING TO RETRIEVE
AN INVALUABLE DOCUMENT...

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
AGENT PRINCE

I WAS THERE ON A TIP
THAT COULD HAVE BUSTED

THE BIGGEST CAR-THEFT RING
SINCE ORIGINAL SIN.

I WAS GOING TO TAIL THAT ROLLS-
ROYCE TO ITS ORIGINAL SOURCE.

AND I SUPPOSE YOU THINK

YOUR CAR THIEVES
ARE MORE IMPORTANT

THAN NATIONAL SECURITY.

MY CAR THIEVES?

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.

ENOUGH SQUABBLING,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

NOW, BOLT, YOU WANT THE MAN

BEHIND THE CAR
THEFT RING, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

DIANA, YOU AND I WANT THE HOOD
ORNAMENT OFF THE ANTIQUE ROLLS.

NOW, IT'S BEEN DECIDED AND
AGREED UPON THAT THE TWO OF YOU

WILL BE WORKING
TOGETHER.

OKAY... OKAY.

MAYBE I WAS OFF BASE.

I TAKE IT ALL BACK--

EXCEPT THE FEMALE PART.

YOU ARE MOST
DEFINITELY FEMALE.

SINCE BIRTH.

GOOD.

NOW THAT WE HAVE
OUR GENDERS STRAIGHT

WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT
THIS CAR THEFT ORGANIZATION?

HELLO?

OH. UH... SORRY.

WELL, I'VE BEEN
AFTER THESE GUYS

FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW

I'VE YET TO GET A SPECIFIC
LINE ON THEIR OPERATIONS.

NOW, I KNOW, THEN,
THEY GOT TO HAVE

A HEADQUARTERS
SOMEWHERE, RIGHT?

SOME KIND OF DROP
FOR ALL THESE HOT CARS.

SOMEPLACE
WHERE THEY CAN

REMOVE THE SERIAL NUMBERS,
CHANGE THE PAINT JOBS.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE THIS DROP IS?

NO. THEY ALWAYS MANAGE
TO JUST SLIP AWAY FROM ME.

LIKE TODAY.

BUT THIS TIME
I KNOW THE BUYER--

AN OPHTHALMOLOGIST--
DR. SAMSON.

THEY SEEM TO CONCENTRATE
PRIMARILY ON CLASSIC CARS?

CLASSICS, ANTIQUES,
REFURBISHED OLD SPORTS JOBS.

DO YOU KNOW THAT THERE
IS A BILLION-DOLLAR BUSINESS

JUST ON STOLEN PARTS ALONE?

SAMSON WILL PAY
OVER $100,000
FOR THAT ROLLS

AND EVEN MORE IF
THEY COULD GET HIM
A DUESENBERG INSTEAD.

AND THE MAN BEHIND THIS RING?

ANOTHER BIG QUESTION MARK.

UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU SUBSCRIBE
TO THE THEORY THAT ALL CRIMES

FIT THE PERSONALITY
OF THE PERPETRATOR

IN WHICH CASE OUR MAN

NUMBER ONE, IS A GAMBLER,
A BUSINESSMAN...

EFFICIENT, WELL ORGANIZED...

AND SOMEONE IN TOUCH
WITH BIG MONEY.

SAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?

SELL SHORT. YES, SHORT.

( phone ringing )

YEAH? HOLD ON.

AND BUY THE JUNE BELLIES
TEN MINUTES BEFORE THE BELL.

GO AHEAD. I'M LISTENING.

FOR 40 ACRES? BUY.

( phone ringing )

ALRIGHT. BRAZIL? UH-UH.

( phone ringing )

ARBITRATE AND CALL BACK.

I'M WONDERING.

MAYBE WE COULD
GET AHOLD
OF A DUESENBERG?

WE CAN GIVE IT A TRY.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE
A PLAN, INSPECTOR.

BEST PLAN SINCE
HANNIBAL CROSSED
THE ALPS.

BRILLIANT?

BUT RISKY.

NOW, JUST
ONE SECOND...

THERE YOU GO, DOC.
OVER THIS WAY.

THIS IS THE MAN.

I'M SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING,
DR. SAMSON.

BEEN ONE OF THOSE DAYS.

I'M AFRAID
YOU HAVE ME

AT A DISADVANTAGE,
MR., UH...

AS INTENDED, SIR,
MY IDENTITY REMAINS A MYSTERY

TO MY CLIENTS
AND ALL BUT A FEW

OF MY CLOSEST
ASSOCIATES--

AS INTENDED.

YOU ARE PREPARED TO FILL
MY ORDER-- THE 1935 LANDAULET?

FOR $100,000
IN SWISS FRANCS

DRAWABLE ON A
SWISS ACCOUNT, YES.

MAKE IT $75,000.

SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE
AND ALLOW ME TO KEEP THIS.

A SENTIMENTAL ADDITION
TO MY COLLECTION.

DONE.

WHY QUIBBLE?

THERE MUST
BE HUNDREDS OF
LADIES LIKE HER.

Trevor:
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE

BUT THE LADY WE'RE AFTER
IS VERY MUCH ONE OF A KIND

AND MORE IMPORTANT TO UNCLE SAM
THAN THE CARS ARE TO THE POLICE.

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT, INSPECTOR

IN CASE
YOUR PLAN WORKS.

YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR LADY, COLONEL.

ALL I WANT
IS THE MAN.

YOU READY, PARTNER?

YES.

NOW, JUST A MINUTE.

NEITHER OF YOU
ARE QUITE READY YET.

DIANA, I HAVE A LOVELY BROOCH
FOR YOU.

IT'S A TINY MICROPHONE--
PICK UP EVERY WORD YOU SAY.

I GUESS I'LL HAVE
TO WATCH MY LANGUAGE.

I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.

THIS IS FOR YOU,
INSPECTOR:

A BALLPOINT
TAPE RECORDER.

CLEVER. AND THAT?

AND DON'T FORGET
YOUR CAMERA.

AND REMEMBER, INSPECTOR,
YOU'RE ARNIE LIPPINCOTT

SMALLTIME THIEF
WITH BIG IDEAS.

EXCELLENT.

HOW ARE YOUR EYES?

WELL, IT'S FUNNY
YOU SHOULD MENTION IT.

THEY'VE BEEN BOTHERING ME
LATELY.

L-P-E-D.

NOW WHAT DO YOU SEE?

I SEE A 1935
ROLLS-ROYCE LANDAULET.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

NO, WAIT. IT'S
AN S.J. TYPE DUESENBERG.

A DUESENBERG THAT
A CERTAIN OPHTHALMOLOGIST

HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

DR. SAMSON, I KNOW THAT YOU'VE
BEEN PUTTING OUT FEELERS

FOR A 1934 S.J. TYPE DUESEY

WITH DUAL WINDSHIELDS,
FRONT AND REAR

DUAL SIDE MOUNTS

BODY BY ROLLSTON

POWERED BY THE ORIGINAL,
SUPERCHARGED STRAIGHT EIGHT.

YOU, UH...
CAN GET ONE FOR ME?

MM-HMM.

YOU NEVER REALLY WANTED
THAT ROLLS-ROYCE, DID YOU?

NOT IF I CAN GET
A '34 S.J. TYPE DUESEY.

MAN:
Yes?

SAMSON DIDN'T SHOW
TO PICK UP THE ROLLS.

COULD BE COLD FEET.

COULD BE COMPETITION.

YES, COULD BE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
IN THAT EVENTUALITY?

YEAH, I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SURE DO.

HI.

DR. SAMSON,
ARNIE LIPPINCOTT.

SHALL WE?

Samson:
LET ME DRIVE HER.

Bolt:
NO DRIVING.

NOT UNTIL
THE TRADE IS MADE.

TOMORROW. I'LL HAVE
IT FOR YOU TOMORROW.

THEN IT'S SETTLED?

WE TRADE, STRAIGHT ACROSS,
THIS DUESEY FOR THE ROLLS.

ANY DAY.

THEN THE LADY WILL BE HAPPY
TO TAKE YOU FOR A DRIVE.

( men chuckle )

THERE ISN'T GOING
TO BE ANY TRADE.

BRILLIANT.

BUT RISKY.

YOU HAD AN
APPOINTMENT
WITH A ROLLS.

REMEMBER, DOCTOR?

BUT I GAVE HIM BETTER
MERCHANDISE AT A BETTER PRICE.

UH-HUH. WELL,
THE TRADE'S OFF.

AND I'M TAKING
THE DUESEY TO BOOT

JUST FOR
WASTING MY TIME.

OH, NO.

( tires squealing )

GO FOR 'EM, BABY!

( men grunting )

( grunts )

IT'S OKAY, ALF.

YOU'RE A THINKER,
NOT A FIGHTER.

A THINKER? HA!

IF BRAINS WERE RAIN

HE COULDN'T MAKE A DROP.

( grunts )

LET'S GO,
WISE GUY.

YOU'RE NOT OUT
OF THE WOODS YET.

STEVE, I TAKE IT
YOU, UH... HEARD

WHAT JUST WENT ON

back there?

We didn't get the Rolls

but they did take Bolt with them

just like you figured.

SO, I'M GOING
TO TAKE DR. SAMSON

DOWN TO THE
POLICE STATION
FOR A LITTLE CHAT

WITH OUR FRIEND
LIEUTENANT KLEIN

AND THEN I'LL BE IN.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE
PUTTING ON WEIGHT, ALFIE.

YOU KNOW,
LIPPINCOTT

YOU'D LOOK LIKE
WHAT'S ON MY PLATE

IF I HAD MY WAY.

AW, DON'T TELL ME

YOU'VE GONE
AND LOST YOUR WAY NOW.

FIRST, A DUESENBERG,
THEN A FIGHT

AND NOW YOUR WAY.

YOU BETTER
WATCH OUT, ALFIE.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
IT'LL BE YOUR JOB.

( hammer clicks )

YOU KNOW THAT SOUND?

YEAH,
I KNOW THAT SOUND.

IF YOU DON'T WANT
THE HEAR THE ONE
THAT FOLLOWS

LAY OFF OF ME.

( buzzing )

YOUR CREDENTIALS HAVE BEEN
CHECKED, MR. LIPPINCOTT.

YOU PASSED INSPECTION.

NATURALLY.

SO WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME NOW?

NOT MUCH, ACTUALLY.

SIMPLY INSTRUCT YOUR
FEMALE ASSOCIATE

TO DELIVER
THAT DUESENBERG
INTO MY HANDS.

YOUR HANDS? MY FOOT!
THAT'S MY DUESENBERG.

YOU KEEP YOUR GREASY
MEAT HOOKS OFF IT

WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

MY IMPETUOUS FRIEND

THAT DUESENBERG
IS WORTH $200,000.

I KNOW.

WELL, DON'T THINK
FOR A MOMENT

YOU WON'T DIE
IF I DON'T GET IT.

YOU CAN'T MESS
WITH ARNIE LIPPINCOTT.

MY BOYS WOULD BE ALL OVER
YOU LIKE GREEN ON GRASS.

HOW COLORFUL.

BUT WE BOTH KNOW

YOUR LITTLE MIDNIGHT
AUTO SUPPLY

IS A ONE-MAN
OPERATION.

NO. WITH THIS CHICK,
IT MAKES TWO.

AND SHE'S NOT
GOING TO MISS YOU.

OKAY. OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.

I AM GOING
TO MAKE YOU A DEAL.

YOU ARE GOING
TO MAKE ME A DEAL?

RIGHT.

EXCUSE ME. THIS HAPPENS

ALL THE TIME.

I GOT IT.

IS THIS, BY ANY CHANCE,
PART OF YOUR DEAL?

A PACKARD INSIGNIA. SO WHAT?

SO, I JUST HAPPENED
TO HAVE A LINE

ON A '37 PACKARD
12-CYLINDER ROADSTER COUPE.

AND?

AND IT'S YOURS IF YOU, UH...

TWO GUYS WILL
LET ME OUT OF HERE ALIVE

AND IN ONE PIECE.

NOT PARTICULARLY

INTERESTED,
MR. LIPPINCOTT.

BUT, BY SOME
STRANGE COINCIDENCE

I DO HAVE A BUYER

FOR A 1929
MERCEDES PHAETON--

TOTALLY RESTORED
AND ORIGINAL.

WELL, IF ANYBODY
IN THIS WORLD CAN FIND ONE

IT'S, UH...
ARNIE LIPPINCOTT.

HE'S FULL OF IT.

WHY DON'T YOU LET ME
WASTE HIM, HUH?

BY THIS WEEKEND,
ARNIE LIPPINCOTT?

FOR 20%,
WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

A CAPITALIST
AFTER MY OWN HEART.

20% IT IS.

DONE.

AND MY INSIGNIA.

OF COURSE.

THANK YOU.

Alfie:
I WOULDN'T GIVE HIM
20% OF NOTHING.

I'D MAKE HIM
100% DEAD.

IF HE CAN
DO AS HE SAYS

I CAN USE HIM IN
THE ORGANIZATION, ALFIE.

AFTER ALL, YOU
HAVEN'T COME ACROSS
WITH MUCH RECENTLY.

HOWEVER...

UNTIL HE PASSES
THIS LITTLE TEST

HE'S STILL ON
THE EXPENDABLE LIST.

YOU BETTER GET 100%
ON THIS TEST, KID.

ALFIE, DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S ABOUT TIME

WE TOOK THIS
BLINDFOLD OFF?

IT MIGHT LOOK A LITTLE
LESS CONSPICUOUS.

YEAH, GO AHEAD,
TAKE IT OFF.

ALRIGHT.

YOU LOOK BETTER
WITH IT ON.

YOU'RE CUTE.

UH-OH.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU:

THIS CAR IS HOT.

TERRIFIC.

DON'T WORRY.

NOBODY CATCHES ALFIE.

( police siren wailing )

Alfie:
PUT UP THE WINDOWS!

Bolt:
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

Alfie:
PUT 'EM UP!

Alfie:
GET OUT!

Bolt:
GET LOST!

Alfie:
EITHER GET WET
OR I'll PUT A BULLET

Bolt:
SINCE YOU PUT IT THAT WAY...

( coughing )

COME ON!

WHAT ABOUT THE CAR?

LET 'EM HAVE IT!

YOU ARE OUT
OF YOUR MIND!
LET THEM HAVE IT!

( grunts )

Bolt:
COPS.

JUST ACT NATURAL.

THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.

YOU'RE USED
TO BEING ALL WET.

I'M GOING HOME AND
GET SOME DRY CLOTHES.

HELLO.

WHAT HIT YOU--
A TIDAL WAVE?

WOULD YOU BELIEVE
A CAR WASH?

WELL, OKAY,
IT LOOKS LIKE

YOU WENT THROUGH
WITHOUT A CAR.

I DID.

WHY?

BECAUSE IT WAS HOT.

THE CAR WASH?

NO. THE CAR.

RIGHT.
RIGHT.

DID YOU GET
THE PHOTOGRAPHS?

AH, YES, YES.

GOT SOME PICTURES.

JUST OPEN YOUR PALM.

THERE.

AND DO WE HAVE
A TAPE RECORDING?

THAT'S IN THIS POCKET.

JUST LIFT THAT
CYLINDER OFF.

THERE YOU ARE.

DID YOU, BY CHANCE,
GET ANY FINGERPRINTS?

EVEN GOT THOSE.

NOW, THEY MAY
BE A BIT DAMP

BUT WITH THE WATERPROOF
PROTECTIVE COATING

THERE SHOULDN'T BE
TOO MANY SMUDGES.

GREAT. PRETTY SOON,
WE WILL KNOW WHO YOUR MAN IS.

AND, WITH ANY
GOOD FORTUNE

WE WILL ALSO HAVE
YOUR LADY FOR YOU.

WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE?

JUST ONE THING.

WHAT?

THE CAR
THAT IS DESCRIBED

ON THAT
TAPE RECORDING.

YEAH?

Diana:
WELL, WE'LL
WORK ON IT.

I THINK MAYBE
IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA

IF YOU WENT DOWN
BY YOURSELF FIRST.

I GOT A SHADOW LURKING
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE

AND IT WOULDN'T BE A GOOD IDEA
FOR HIM TO SEE US TOGETHER.

YOUR SHADOW
IS HERE, COP.

ALFIE GOING TO WANT TO TALK
TO YOU REAL BAD.

LET'S GO.

SLOW.

( yells )

( yells )

HELP!

WHERE YOU GOING?

SOMEBODY HELP!

HELP! HELP!

SOMEBODY HELP!

HELP!

SOMEBODY HELP!

Bolt:
SOMEBODY HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

( screaming )

INTERFERING FEMALES?

LOOK AFTER HIM, WILL YOU?

YOU'RE THE WIZARD WHO GIVES
FLYING LESSONS WITHOUT A PLANE.

UNDER THE SPELL OF MY LASSO,
YOU HAVE TO TELL THE TRUTH.

WHO ARE YOU?

WHO'S YOUR BOSS?
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?

ALFIE'S MY BOSS.

HE OWNS THE CAR WASH.

WHAT DOES THIS ALFIE
DO WITH STOLEN CARS?

I DON'T KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT STOLEN CARS.

I'M JUST A CASHIER.

WHEN I RELEASE YOU,
YOU WILL FORGET

EVERYTHING
THAT'S HAPPENED HERE.

Alfie:
YOU BLEW IT!

HEY, I COULDN'T HELP IT.
HE GAVE ME THE SLIP.

HEY, I'M JUST
A CASHIER, MAN.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WHERE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME?

I DON'T KNOW.

NEVER MIND.
HIS CAR'S HERE.

HE'LL BE BACK.

SLIM, YOU GOT THAT THING
READY FOR HIM?

YEAH, YEAH,
IT'S GOING TO BE READY.

I DON'T THINK
LIPPINCOTT'S GOING

TO CUT INTO
MY TERRITORY ANYMORE.

MAN ( on tape ):
But, by some strange coincidence

I do have a buyer
for a 1929 Mercedes Phaeton--

totally restored and original.

The IRAC computer
has analyzed the fingerprints.

HAVE YOU GOT
AN I.D. YET, IRA?

Patience, Steve Trevor.

"PATIENCE,
STEVE TREVOR."

( warbling )

( whirring )

HOW'S IT COMING?

WHEN DO YOU
WANT IT TO GO OFF?

WHEN LIPPINCOTT'S
IN THE CAR.

I KNOW THAT, ALFIE.

THIS IS
A HEAT-ACTIVATING TIMER.

IT'S USED BY ALL
THE BIG-TIME HIT MEN.

SAY THE TEMPERATURE
IN THE ENGINE

RUNS AT 180 DEGREES
FOR TEN MINUTES...

THEN, BLOOEY!

TEN MINUTES SOUNDS GOOD,
AS LONG AS IT GOES BLOOEY.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT BLOOEY.

Suspect is Fiskle, Otis B.

Businessman, investor,
speculator, swindler.

He has amassed two separate
fortunes with illegal schemes

and subsequently lost them
in legitimate enterprises.

SOUNDS LIKE HE'S WORKING ON HIS
THIRD FORTUNE IN STOLEN CARS.

WHERE CAN WE FIND HIM?

Also convicted
of swindling pension money

from retired citizens
in nursing homes.

REAL NICE GUY, BUT WHERE IS HE?

His record
is increasingly despicable.

IRA, WHY DO I GET THE IMPRESSION
YOU'RE STALLING?

Who, me?

YES, YOU.

NOW, WHERE IS OTIS FISKLE?

He always hides his operation
in unexpected places.

LOOK, IF YOU DON'T
KNOW WHERE HE IS

WHY DON'T YOU
JUST ADMIT IT?

The IRAC computer
is unaccustomed

to admitting failure.

OH... WELL, YOU STILL HAVE
A CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF.

HAVE YOU LOCATED THE 1929
PHAETON DESCRIBED ON THE TAPE?

Affirmative.

THERE. YOU SEE?
YOU'RE STILL GOOD FOR SOMETHING.

ALRIGHT, LET ME HAVE IT.

THE SOONER INSPECTOR BOLT
GETS THAT CAR FOR FISKLE

THE SOONER HE CAN GET
THAT HOOD ORNAMENT FOR US.

( clears throat )

UH, JUST ADMIRING
YOUR WHEELS.

UH-HUH.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ALFIE?
LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB?

BY THE WAY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THAT SHADOW OF YOURS?

YOU LOSE HIM, TOO?

YOU'RE REAL CUTE,
LIPPINCOTT.

WHERE'S THE "M" SEDAN
YOU PROMISED ME?

OH...

YOU MEAN YOU GOT IT?

OF COURSE.

WELL, WHERE IS IT?

I'M GOING
TO TELL YOU?

YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE
GOING TO SWIPE THAT CAR

SO YOU CAN GET IN GOOD WITH
THE MAN? DOING WHAT HE TELLS ME.

NO MATTER.
THE CAR IS MINE.

SAYS WHO?

LOOK OVER THERE,
TURKEY.

( laughs oddly )

OH.

SAYS HIM.

NOW, TELL ME ALL
ABOUT MY NEW CAR.

TA-DUM!

YOU GOT THE KEYS.

YES.

WHAT A WAY TO SPEND
A SUNDAY MORNING.

MR. CHATSWORTH WASN'T TOO KEEN
ON THE IDEA

OF LETTING US PRETEND
TO STEAL HIS CAR.

SO, IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO IT

HE WILL HAVE MY HEAD, NECK, ARMS

AND POSSIBLY
MY FIRSTBORN CHILD.

THOSE ARE GOING TO MAKE THIS

THE EASIEST CAR THEFT
IN HISTORY.

WHAT DID INSPECTOR BOLT
HAVE TO SAY?

I COULDN'T GET AHOLD OF HIM.
I THOUGHT HE'D BE HERE.

UH-OH.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"UH-OH"?

WELL, HE MAY BE TAKING
MATTERS INTO HIS OWN HANDS.

YOU MEAN HE'S HOT-WIRING
MR. CHATSWORTH'S CAR?

WELL, THAT'S WHAT
HE SAID HE'D DO

IF WE DIDN'T GET THE KEYS TO HIM
BY THE TIME HE NEEDED THEM.

I'D BETTER GET TO THAT
ANTIQUE CAR WITH THESE

BEFORE HE DOES
OR MR. CHATSWORTH

IS GOING TO BE
VERY UNHAPPY.

TO SAY NOTHING OF ME.

HEY, BOLT.

I'VE GOT THE BEST IDEA
SINCE WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE.

WHY NOT USE THE KEYS?

SURPRISE.

YOU EXPECTED
SOMEONE ELSE?

THAT'S A GOOD GIRL.

( beeping )

WHAT HAPPENED TO LIPPINCOTT?

HE GOT ALL TIED UP.

DIANA:
Why are you tying me up?

ALFIE:
I don't want him to get lonely.

DIANA:
Where are you taking me?

ALFIE:
Out to lunch.

Now, get in.

LOU, YOU BETTER GET DOWN HERE
RIGHT AWAY.

I MAY NEED YOUR HELP.
DIANA'S IN TROUBLE.

( whispering ):
WE'VE STOPPED SOMEWHERE.

I can't tell where.

We're in a car wash

but we seem to be going down
in an elevator.

GET AHOLD OF INSPECTOR
BOLT'S DETAIL COMMAND.

THERE'S GOT TO BE
A WAY TO REACH HIM.

BOSS? ALFIE.

I GOT THE CAR YOU WANTED.

ABOUT THIS GUY LIPPINCOTT--
HE'S USELESS.

I HAD TO DO IT MYSELF.

OKAY.

TREVOR CALLING LIPPINCOTT.

Trevor calling
Arnie Lippincott.

I'M GETTING
NUMB, SHADOW.

WHY DON'T
YOU UNTIE ME?

NOT UNTIL ALFIE GETS BACK
WITH THE SPECIAL FREIGHT.

( radio playing )

THEN KING ME.

SHUT UP!

TREVOR ( on car radio ):
Arnie Lippincott, where are you?

Do you read me?

HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

Come in, Arnie.

Urgent message
for Arnie Lippincott.

Lippincott, come in, please.

Over.

SHADOW.

NOW... I GUESS IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU'D BETTER DO

EXACTLY WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO.

DIANA:
Boy, you've got
enough classics here

to start your own auto show.

THAT'S
A FAMILIAR LOOKING ROLLS.

1935 LANDAULET?

YOU OUGHT TO BE
A USED CAR SALESMAN.

CUTE.

WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE HOOD ORNAMENT?

BOY, YOU'RE
A NOSY BROAD.

BUT, IF YOU
MUST KNOW

the boss took it
for a souvenir.

OH, TERRIFIC.

DIANA:
How nice.

Trevor, this
is Lippincott calling.

Come in.

LIPPINCOTT?

Yes, Colonel. I'm still here.

THAT LAST IDEA OF YOURS--
HOW GOOD WAS IT?

BEST IDEA SINCE HANNIBAL
CROSSED THE ALPS.

BRILLIANT?

BUT RISKY.

HEY, IT IS YOU.

Listen, they've got Diana.

WHERE?

I DON'T KNOW.

SHE SAYS SHE'S SOMEWHERE
IN A GARAGE

full of classic cars
under a car wash.

Do you have any idea
where that might be?

NO. NO, I DON'T, BUT...

Wait a minute.

It's a long shot, but I'd like
to try Alfie's car wash.

I SUGGEST YOU GET
A FEW MEN DOWN TO THE, UH...

THE GARAGE AND BODY SHOP
ON GRAFTON AVENUE.

GRAFTON. I'LL BE THERE.

I'LL CHECK WITH YOU LATER. OUT.

( car starting )

DON'T GO AWAY, SHADOW.

TREVOR:
Inspector?

Bolt?

YES, COLONEL. I'M STILL HERE.

DIANA INDICATED
SHE'S BEEN TRANSFERRED

TO A GREEN FOUR-DOOR SEDAN.

A GREEN MACHINE. GOT IT.

( wheels squealing )

MATTER OF FACT, THERE'S ONE
COMING IN RIGHT NOW.

I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON THEM.

LET'S HIT THE ROAD.

WE'LL MONITOR ON THE WAY.

( phone ringing )

HEY! HEY, HELP!

HELP, SOMEBODY!

( phone continues ringing )

NOBODY ANSWERS AT THE GARAGE.

I GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THAT GUY LIPPINCOTT.

YEAH. LIKE COP FEVER.

I WONDER WHO HE REALLY IS.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

HE AIN'T GOING
TO CAUSE US ANY TROUBLE.

YEAH? WHY?

BECAUSE IF HE'S RUNNING

IN THAT CAR OF HIS,
BLOOEY, REMEMBER?

BLOOEY.

YOU'RE STRANGE.

( chuckles )

YOU HEAR THAT, LADY?

YOUR BOYFRIEND'S
GOING BLOOEY.

( laughs )

BLOOEY?

A BOMB.

INSPECTOR BOLT, THIS IS TREVOR.

THERE MAY BE A BOMB IN YOUR CAR.

Repeat, a bomb.

GET OUT IMMEDIATELY. OVER.

INSPECTOR!

Bolt, bail out now.

SORRY, COLONEL.
I HAVEN'T GOT A PARACHUTE.

THAT'S AN ORDER.

NOT UNTIL I FIND OUT

WHERE THEY'RE TAKING HER.

OUT.

( tires squeal )

FISKLE?

THAT'S CORRECT.

I FOUND THE HIDEOUT.

IT'S A FARM ON OAK CREEK

ABOUT FOUR MILES EAST
OF COUNTY LINE ROAD.

Bolt, are you out
of that car yet?

I'M GETTING OUT.
I'LL FOLLOW THEM ON FOOT.

BLOOEY!

BRING HER OVER HERE.
QUICKLY, QUICKLY.

TAKE THE TOP
OFF THIS THING.

MAYBE YOU, UH, GOT
RID OF MY PARTNER

BUT THAT WON'T
STOP THE OTHERS.

( thunderclap )

WILL YOU TAKE IT EASY?

HOLD IT!

THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH
HORSING AROUND.

LOU.

BLOOEY.

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE TO ADD TO
YOUR COLLECTION, COLONEL.

MEET THE MAN.

NICE WORK, BOLT.
ALRIGHT, FISKLE

WHERE'S DIANA PRINCE?

SHE'S RIGHT HERE.

ALIVE AND WELL.

WHICH IS MORE THAN
I CAN SAY FOR SOME PEOPLE.

UH... FIND ANOTHER CAR WASH,
INSPECTOR BOLT?

I WON'T HAVE TO TAKE
A BATH FOR A MONTH.

BUT YOU, UH, GOT YOUR MAN.

YEP. YEP. I DID THAT.

NOW MAYBE WE CAN
FIND YOUR LADY.

THERE'S A BUTTON ON THE BOTTOM
EDGE OF THAT PICTURE FRAME.

THERE'S YOUR LADY.

YEP.

I'LL TAKE IT.

OKAY.

THE EAKOM
PHASE MISSILE PLANS.

TOUTED BY MILITARY INTELLIGENCE

AS BEING THE MOST DEADLY
SYSTEM YET CONCEIVED.

NOW WE CAN GO FORWARD WITH A
DEFENSE SYSTEM TO NEUTRALIZE IT.

YEAH, THANKS TO YOU TWO.

THAT'S US.

THE BEST TEAM
SINCE MICKEY...

AND MINNIE.

THAT GOOD?

THE BEST.

* WONDER WOMAN! *