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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:14,982 (laid back acoustic music) 2 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:55,289 - Come on. 3 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:19,780 Ah, come on. 4 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:24,718 (footsteps crunching gravel) 5 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,221 - [Jack] What's your trouble? 6 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,323 - God, whoa, what are... 7 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:33,527 Where'd you come from? 8 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:36,964 - Where did you come from? 9 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:39,032 - That way. 10 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,635 - Well I came from that way. 11 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:47,475 I'm not a hatchet murderer. 12 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:49,042 - Why would you say that? 13 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,678 - You look like you're having trouble. 14 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:52,012 - Yeah. 15 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:54,047 Yeah I don't know much about cars. 16 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,516 - Cars. 17 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:56,450 Right. 18 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,086 (phone ringing) 19 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:06,194 He might want to know you're broke down. 20 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,331 - Not likely. 21 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:12,400 He has plenty of other people to worry about now. 22 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:15,703 - Well. 23 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,740 Looks like you could uses some help. 24 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,575 - Do you know how to fix cars? 25 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:22,410 - Cars. 26 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:24,878 Right. 27 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:29,583 - It just started smoking. 28 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,954 - Well, that's steam, not smoke. 29 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:36,089 - Whatever, can you fix it? 30 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,260 - Why now? 31 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,093 - Why now? 32 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,028 Why now what? 33 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:44,097 - Well, you said that your dad 34 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:47,067 didn't have time for people right now. 35 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,169 Why now? 36 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:49,970 - Nothing man. 37 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,577 He's getting remarried, he'll be starting a new family. 38 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:57,878 Good for him. 39 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,613 Yeah it's really none of your business. 40 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,415 Steam, not smoke, what does that mean? 41 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:02,616 Can you fix that? 42 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:05,286 - Steam means you're leaking water, not oil. 43 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:12,192 Maybe your dad wants you to make it your business. 44 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,461 - I don't care. 45 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:18,198 - I usually like to start with what's easiest you know. 46 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,734 In this case it's your radiator cap. 47 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,238 Cap's good. 48 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:27,207 - So can you fix it? 49 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,876 - I know a little bit. 50 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,912 - What did like your dad teach you or something? 51 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,013 - Something like that. 52 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:37,150 You know when I was your age I had a car. 53 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:40,988 (ignition struggling to start) 54 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,257 (coughing) 55 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:46,994 Woo. 56 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:48,128 Steamy. 57 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:51,332 - No this is smokey. - Whatever. 58 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:53,801 - The question is why is this smokey? 59 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:56,704 - The question is why do I care? 60 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:57,671 - I beg your pardon? 61 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,107 - Nothing. 62 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:02,510 - You know this car is only part of your Christmas gift. 63 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:06,880 The other part is this. 64 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,616 - I already got two of these. 65 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:13,621 - This, us, fixing, bonding, mother son moments. 66 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:15,489 - I'm hungry. 67 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:20,160 - Well your dad's gonna be back with takeout soon enough 68 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,496 and we're gonna talk about the rosebush over dinner. 69 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:24,598 We need to plant the rosebush over dinner. 70 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:28,268 - Come on it's New Year's Eve. 71 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,905 Grace, can't you like just fix me something, 72 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:34,542 like tasty and not takeout? 73 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:36,910 - My name is Mom or Mother. - Mom. 74 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,712 - And I don't care what day it is, 75 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,914 we're gonna talk about today's roses-- 76 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:42,516 - Mom. - And today's thorns. 77 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,452 Just like we did yesterday. - Mom, yeah. 78 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,454 - And the day before that. - Mm-hm. 79 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:51,291 - And the day before that. (goofily vocalizing) 80 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,728 - God. 81 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:57,465 (dramatic music) 82 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,484 What do we got? 83 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:19,219 (dramatic music) 84 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,270 (laughing) 85 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:38,372 - Yes, oh. 86 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,108 Awesome. 87 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,309 Jack's gonna love this. 88 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,282 Love it. - This is from her? 89 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:53,053 - Jack. - This is from her? 90 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,822 - I just got it. - You hid this from me? 91 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,289 - We were gonna sit you down when your dad got home. 92 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,791 - Whatever Grace, this wasn't yours to keep from me. 93 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:58,826 - Listen-- - Stop! 94 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,260 - No listen, listen. - No! 95 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,029 - Listen, please. - No! 96 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:06,066 - [Grace] Jack! 97 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,802 (dramatic music) 98 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,812 - This story's about you isn't it? 99 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,413 - [Jack] Maybe. 100 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,449 - So your mom taught you how to fix cars. 101 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,718 Did she teach you how to fix water leaks? 102 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,523 - Yeah she did teach me how to fix water leaks. 103 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,493 She tried to teach me all kinds of stuff, 104 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:07,795 but I was usually too angry to listen 105 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,831 or I was too distracted to pay attention. 106 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,604 So I dipped my hair in soy sauce, cut it off, and ate it. 107 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:19,172 - What? 108 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,978 - I have been angry all my life, 109 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,615 but never as mad as I was that night. 110 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:31,819 A 17 year old has an artful way of doing furious. 111 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:33,086 - Why? 112 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,988 - I had always known that I was adopted. 113 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,257 They never kept it from me. 114 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:41,294 (dramatic music) 115 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:45,292 Hi. 116 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,164 (whistling) 117 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:52,966 - Sweet ride. 118 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,535 What is that, like a Supra or something? 119 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,905 Whatever it is deserves a high five. 120 00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:59,039 Do you know how to high five? 121 00:08:59,039 --> 00:08:59,973 You gonna do it? 122 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:00,774 Give me a high five together. 123 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:01,775 Together, here we go. 124 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:02,776 Boom. 125 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:03,911 Right on. 126 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,979 Hey I'm Marty P. Handlethorpe the second. 127 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,715 This is my brother Marty P. Handlethorpe the third. 128 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,216 We're with Marty P. Handlethorpe Refreshment 129 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,118 Dispenser Refill and Repair. 130 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,453 Our-- (clanging) 131 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:21,061 You in need of any refreshment dispenser repair of any sort? 132 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,462 I'll tell you what, let me get you a card. 133 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,665 You do find yourself in need of any... 134 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,636 Actually I'll tell you what, let me know if you want a card 135 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,170 and then I'll write one up for you. 136 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,471 In the meantime you can check out the side of the van. 137 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,073 It's got all of our information. 138 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:41,682 Oh the soda machine is broken, but never fear, 139 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,618 we'll have it working before the end of the night. 140 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:45,919 One more for good measure? 141 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,221 There it goes. 142 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:49,056 Alright. 143 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,794 You gonna pick those up 144 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,529 or are you just gonna leave them there? 145 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,800 - No I'm looking for Old Old Chickasha Valley 146 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,401 County Line Road North. 147 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,136 I can't find it on my map. 148 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,604 It's gotta be a typo right? 149 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,741 I mean I found Old Chickasha Valley County Line Road. 150 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:08,842 - Ain't a typo. 151 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:14,782 - Son, come on in take a seat wherever there isn't a sitter. 152 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,016 We'll be right with you. 153 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,451 - The problem is you have an incomplete map. 154 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,089 And that ain't awesome. - What? 155 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,591 - But don't worry I got plenty of maps in the back 156 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:25,959 and you need a map. 157 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,429 That could be potentially awesome. 158 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:32,299 As awesome as a nun in nylons. 159 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:36,804 - Hey. 160 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,440 I ain't for staring at. 161 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,775 - Oh, no I wasn't. 162 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,144 - Gus. 163 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,714 (groovy music) 164 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,186 Thank you for stopping. 165 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:57,590 Can I get you something to drink while you look at the menu? 166 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,769 - Some fuel, on the house. 167 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:11,204 - No, thanks. 168 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,340 - Well you know if you weren't gonna pay for it anyway 169 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,108 I really didn't lose out on a sale. 170 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:17,978 Besides I haven't heard of a place shutting down 171 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,313 because they poured too much coffee. 172 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,715 Looks like you could use it. 173 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:23,717 Order in. 174 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,921 - Well it's not for me is it? 175 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,322 - Order could be for anyone. 176 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:35,929 - Hey Mister will you look at this huh? (laughing) 177 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,197 - That's a lot of maps. 178 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,698 - I gotta lot of maps of places 179 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,933 I want to go to when I retire. 180 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,035 I never go nowhere so I got a lot of maps. 181 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,174 Hey kid. - Me? 182 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:50,744 - Yeah you, you're the only kid here, what's your name? 183 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:57,317 - My name is Phil. 184 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,152 - Phil, I'm Amos. 185 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,254 Would you do me a favor? 186 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,292 Press C 17 for me. 187 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,560 - Yeah. 188 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,264 - Because it's showtime. 189 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,367 * Yeah 190 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,104 * Coast to coast and I'm riding high * 191 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,307 * Still holding on to the simple life * 192 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:23,410 * My head up looking at the sky * 193 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,479 * And always staying just ahead of the tide * 194 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,982 * High and low or just the middle of the road * 195 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,317 * It's all the same 196 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,151 Come on everybody. 197 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,120 * So there you go 198 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,322 * The tide rolls in and the tide rolls out * 199 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,857 And you gloomy Gus move. 200 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:41,294 He never moves since that Eisenhower administration. 201 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,296 Come on Mae-Bee. 202 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,297 - Come on Gus. 203 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,799 - I don't want to show you up. 204 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,035 - You go man. 205 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,269 Look at them. 206 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,072 Featuring tonight, the twin towers here. 207 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,406 You Barbie and Ken let's get it moving 208 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,774 if you want some syrup. 209 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,677 - [Woman] Okay. 210 00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,913 (laughing) 211 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,927 * Coast to coast and I'm riding high * 212 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:17,664 * Still holding on to the simple life * 213 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,733 - Alright, alright that's enough, my pancakes are burning. 214 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,769 - That was amazing. 215 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,238 - Oh, oh thank you. 216 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,440 We're not classically trained, 217 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,708 but we do have a passion for movement 218 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:32,279 that translates pretty clear to... 219 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,882 You're talking, you're not talking, sure. 220 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,118 We'll just, we're gonna go back to. 221 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,652 Do you have the grabby twisty. 222 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,689 Good, yeah we're just, soda machine. 223 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:45,392 - Okay this is all of Chickasha Valley. 224 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:50,030 This is South Chick and oh here we go. 225 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:53,466 North Chickasha Valley. - Maps too old. 226 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,736 - Oh he's right. 227 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,739 This is copy written 1972. 228 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:03,010 Hmm, so it only has County Line and Old County Line on it. 229 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,178 They added another County Line. 230 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,814 - They changed the actual county line. 231 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,217 - Which turned County Line into Old County Line 232 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:13,720 and Old County Line into Old Old County Line. 233 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,588 Oh my gosh, Amos when did they change that? 234 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,856 - 76. 235 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,826 - Right so we need a map that came-- 236 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,161 - After 76. 237 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,896 - Hey thanks Gus. - Here we go. 238 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:30,837 This is copy written 1980, North Chickasha Valley. 239 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,240 - That's the map, that's one of my favorite-ist maps. 240 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,541 That map is more awesome 241 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,877 than a monkey on bicycle on a Sunday. (laughing) 242 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,779 - See you're okay, you didn't miss anything. 243 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:42,582 All you have to do is go up highway about-- 244 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,416 - Six miles. 245 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,351 - Yep. - Yep. 246 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,353 - Would you look at that. 247 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,655 Yep, I think I've got it. 248 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,722 Here. 249 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,324 - Keep it. - What? 250 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,559 - Yeah keep it. 251 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,994 - Yeah and your order's ready too. 252 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,462 - [Man] I didn't order anything. 253 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:58,331 - Oh well then I guess I didn't miss out on a sale then huh? 254 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,100 Besides this isn't on the menu. 255 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,702 - You know she's got a keen eye for what people need. 256 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,372 - Hard egg sandwich with mustard and ketchup 257 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:08,241 and onions and pickled okra and peaches 258 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,876 with a side of peanut butter waffle fries 259 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,111 and barbecue sauce. 260 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,479 - That's my favorite. 261 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,413 - Disgusting. 262 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,647 - Looks who's talking. 263 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,649 I once saw Gus eat a tuna sandwich 264 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,551 that he dropped into his chocolate milk 265 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,886 and then drank the whole thing up. 266 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,388 - Well it was my meal. 267 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,555 - Well it's his sandwich. 268 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,024 - No seriously I can't just take this. 269 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,492 Let me give you some money. 270 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,560 - Oh that won't do anybody any good around here. 271 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,397 - Just take it, nobody else in the world would eat that. 272 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,632 - Actually Marty would totally go down 273 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,302 on all those peanut butter barbecue waffle fries if-- 274 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,604 - Take it. 275 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,471 - Well thank you. 276 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:42,542 (sighing) 277 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,212 Thank you so much. 278 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:48,848 - Hey buddy. 279 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:50,850 Happy New Year. 280 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,826 - What's a matter baby? 281 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,729 (sighing) 282 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:03,796 Okay come on. 283 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,468 Good evening. 284 00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,672 My name is Maybelline, but everyone calls me Mae-Bee 285 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,807 and this here is Miss Francis. 286 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,079 - I'm sorry. (stammering) 287 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,513 - You got this. 288 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,150 - I'm really sorry I didn't get your order before. 289 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,084 - Oh. 290 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,552 No it's okay, it's not big deal. 291 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,691 - Hi, welcome to The Griddle House. 292 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,826 Can I get you something to drink 293 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,528 while you take a look at the menu? 294 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,433 You know I'm not dumb or nothing. 295 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,835 - No, I don't think you're dumb. 296 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,737 - We'll both be taking care of you tonight. 297 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:49,742 Can we interest you in maybe some coffee or hot cocoa? 298 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,645 - Oh yeah, with some marshmallows? 299 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,813 - With some marshmallows? 300 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,216 - Yes, sure, thank you. - Okay, which one? 301 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:04,157 - Yeah, whichever you think. 302 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,626 Yeah I don't really know what I want. 303 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,262 - I'll figure it out. 304 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,363 - Okay. - Okay. 305 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,531 - We'll figure it out. 306 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,600 - But thank you, both of you. - Yeah. 307 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,106 - Excuse me ma'am. 308 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,740 - Yeah, yeah, yes? 309 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,974 Philip right? - Yeah. 310 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,977 I don't think you're dumb. 311 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,780 You know you just, you seem nervous. 312 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:31,050 Are you, you know, nervous for any reason? 313 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,053 - I mean I'm mostly nervous 314 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,457 when I have to talk to people or whatever. 315 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:43,963 - But you're not like specifically nervous about anything? 316 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,734 (laughing) 317 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,436 - Close. - Close. 318 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,770 - Close. - Close. 319 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:57,844 Was that guy in here before like famous or something? 320 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,881 - Oh why? 321 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,983 Did he look famous? - No. 322 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,052 I mean I don't know. 323 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,388 You all just treated him so nice 324 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,456 like he was famous or something. 325 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:12,259 - Well, you know, service first. 326 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,926 - Service, I mean free food. 327 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:19,065 Free coffee, free map, a musical number. 328 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,470 - Okay, I went ahead and made the decision for you. 329 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,639 Hot cocoa with marshmallows. - Thank you. 330 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,411 - Now listen I take my marshmallows very seriously. 331 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,513 The amount of marshmallows in your hot cocoa 332 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,582 is directly correlated to the kind of you're having. 333 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:39,018 So the worse the day the bigger the handful of marshmallows. 334 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,488 - She did the math. - I've done the math. 335 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,156 - She did the math. 336 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:46,793 - So we figure we just leave that big decision to you. 337 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:49,962 (clanging) - I'll-- 338 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,499 - No I got it, it's fine thank you. 339 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,637 Yeah, yeah, this is fine, thank you. 340 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,343 - Well I suppose it's none of our business 341 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,512 what kind of marshmallow day you're having. 342 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,115 Okay let us know if you need anything else. 343 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,485 - Okay let us know if you need anything else okay? 344 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,788 - Yes, thank you ma'am, both of you. 345 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,426 - [Mae-Bee] I don't mind saying this, 346 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,660 y'all have wrecked my machine. 347 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,161 - You know I'm not completely sure 348 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,664 what happened to the machine in the first place. 349 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,534 - Well I didn't do anything, all I did was this. 350 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,669 - Why, why no, why would you do that? 351 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,070 Were you trying to get soda 352 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,672 or were you trying to establish dominance? 353 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,673 - [Mae-Bee] Well after a bit 354 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,107 it stopped doing anything at all. 355 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,444 - Oh you mean when you broke it it stopped working? 356 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,178 That's weird isn't it? 357 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,881 - You know I don't think I like your tone. 358 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,883 - No ma'am that's just how I talk sometimes. 359 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:44,684 - Yeah? 360 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,053 Fix my machine. 361 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,456 Fix it, now. 362 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,094 - She was nice. 363 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:58,130 A little bit super terrifying, but pretty nice. 364 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:58,965 - Yeah. 365 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,640 - So not that I care but who, 366 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,243 which lady was it, was it Mae-Berry or whatever? 367 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,379 - Mae-Bee or Francis. 368 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,283 I was no more close to having that answer. 369 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,150 The investigation had only just begun 370 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:23,155 and there was a new development, another suspect as it were. 371 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,658 Take that. 372 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,261 (upbeat music) 373 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,378 - Good evening. - Evening Tiny. 374 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,480 - Already? - Blame the clock. 375 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:51,150 - Tricky old evening, showing up at the end of every day 376 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,353 whether we ask it or not. 377 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,121 - Hello to you too Gus. 378 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,623 - Just like clockwork. 379 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:57,657 - Depends on a clock. 380 00:20:58,791 --> 00:20:59,992 - Hi Tiny. - Hi. 381 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,061 - There you go. 382 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,897 - Everyone, meet Magic Clock, 383 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,635 Magic Clock meet everyone. 384 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,102 - Tiny. 385 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,406 - This little thing takes the night out of the day easy. 386 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:16,008 - Easy come, easy go. 387 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,844 - Exactly my point, bye bye. 388 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,548 - [Mae-Bee] You ready set for your regular? 389 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:25,585 - Yep, set 'em up side by side straight up. 390 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,019 - You got it. 391 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,656 - This is gonna warm your heart on its way to your stomach 392 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:32,659 and that's awesomer than a 24 hour sun rise. 393 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:36,162 I'll even put extra chocolate chips in here just for you. 394 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:37,196 - Thanks Amos, I think I'm just 395 00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,665 gonna stick to my holy trinity. 396 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:41,468 - Java jitter Joe extra hot, coming right up. 397 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,371 - No, no, don't waste 'em. - What? 398 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:45,672 - The saucers. 399 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,507 - Don't be silly, you know it ain't a waste. 400 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:52,612 Give me the gum. 401 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:57,016 (laughing) 402 00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:57,950 Thank you. - Oh hold up. 403 00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:58,751 Got another one? 404 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,090 - Tough one? 405 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,458 - Depends on how you're calling it. 406 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:10,430 I bet the way we call it is about as different 407 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,699 as sinners from sins. 408 00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:15,968 - You know Tiny there ain't nothing between us 409 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,471 but this little old counter. 410 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:19,839 We are not that different. 411 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,842 - Yeah but over there you can tell folks 412 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,044 what you do for a living at the PTA meeting 413 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:30,049 and over here well I ain't never been to one, 414 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:34,253 so this counter might as well be the Red Sea. 415 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:38,257 - Well you know the Red Sea wasn't uncrossable Tiny. 416 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,928 - You can believe that. 417 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:43,730 - [Tiny] Well then it was a different Sea. 418 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:48,768 - Put your glasses on, this is a bridge, not a sea. 419 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:51,270 - Nope, looks just like a sea to me. 420 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:53,072 - Blind as a bat. 421 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,607 - Gus. 422 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:57,677 - Oh well that is a well broke in Mom is disappointed voice 423 00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,779 if I've ever heard one. 424 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,681 Little Jackson must love hearing that 425 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,082 whenever he ignores his chores. 426 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:04,817 - Oh, you alright there let me get that for you. 427 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,085 (coughing) Are you okay? 428 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,456 - I'm so sorry. 429 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:12,091 - Oh no you don't have to be sorry for me to do my job. 430 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,693 That's my job. 431 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:17,964 - Did you hear what she said he son's name was? 432 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,666 - Jackson. - Jackson? 433 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:21,868 - Jackson. 434 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,170 - Thanks, thank you. - Sure thing. 435 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:27,039 - God. 436 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:34,914 Son's... 437 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:41,888 - Oh no way, no way. (laughing) 438 00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,322 What're you working on? 439 00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:46,826 You're a writer too. - What, no. 440 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,294 No. 441 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:51,598 - I'm sorry, I thought I recognized a fellow writer. 442 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:56,603 - Oh no this was, it was a work in nothing. 443 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,038 - Oh I see. 444 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:01,173 Well you see, I mean I'm a writer. 445 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:02,675 I'm fourth on the waiting list 446 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,911 over at Mr. Duvet's class at Paxton College, yeah. 447 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,847 Oh god, I don't know why I said it like that, 448 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:12,519 like you really know who Mr. Duvet was at Paxton College. 449 00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:13,920 Yeah, okay. 450 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,054 Well you need anything? 451 00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:17,490 - No, no thank you. 452 00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,025 I'm fine, great. - Okay great. 453 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:21,260 Well you just let me know if you need anything okay? 454 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,394 - Yes. 455 00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:25,131 (dramatic music) 456 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,876 - Now all that caffeine and no food? 457 00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:37,977 Everybody's gotta eat. 458 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:42,381 That was my mom voice. - Not hungry Mae-Bee. 459 00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:45,051 - Come on Tiny, please let me whoop you up 460 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,886 a New Year's Eve feast. 461 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:51,057 - Well looky at that, just exactly enough time 462 00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:54,694 to dump three cups of coffee straight up, no chaser. 463 00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:57,229 Oh no need for you to make extra work. 464 00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:59,098 - It's no trouble Tiny. 465 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,935 After all this time don't you know you're no trouble. 466 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:07,173 - My momma would've begged to differ with you on that. 467 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,709 - Here's the deal, I thought my mom was weird 468 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:12,378 and I didn't like it, it made me feel weird. 469 00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:16,115 At The Griddle House I was hoping to find 470 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:21,087 some sense of normalcy to my legacy you know, 471 00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:24,924 a regular, average, basic even, woman 472 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,793 who brought me into the world. 473 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:27,627 Here. 474 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:35,868 If that existed anywhere, it wasn't at The Griddle House. 475 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:40,539 (sirens blaring) 476 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:46,545 (upbeat music) (sirens blaring) 477 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:53,853 - Oh mercy, oh lord. 478 00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:57,690 (sirens blaring) 479 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:06,966 * Waiting for the one to love 480 00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:16,308 Do you need to use the-- - No. 481 00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:17,143 No. 482 00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:21,280 Do you need to go? 483 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:23,115 - No. 484 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,253 * His pieces were all swept up 485 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,554 - Some of these folks, 486 00:26:28,554 --> 00:26:30,456 this is a nice establishment, nice people. 487 00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:32,892 - [Mae-Bee] Hello Officer Darcy, Happy New Year. 488 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:35,628 - Happy New Year Mae-Bee, everyone. 489 00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:37,029 I was wondering if you could help me out. 490 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:40,166 - Well you're in luck because-- 491 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:43,302 - [Both] Help is always the special of the day. 492 00:26:43,302 --> 00:26:46,005 - Man I love that. - What just happened? 493 00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:47,139 - [Darcy] Hey Gus. 494 00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:48,875 - Don't sit in my seat. 495 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:53,479 - He's in a really good mood. 496 00:26:53,479 --> 00:26:54,981 - [Amos] You don't know the half of it. 497 00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:56,248 He loves that seat. 498 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:59,351 Oh he sits on it like a chicken sits with eggs. 499 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:01,453 - [Mae-Bee] What can we do to help you Officer Darcy? 500 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,223 - Well I'd like you to meet my new partner. 501 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:05,391 - [Mason] Dude. 502 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:07,794 - Hey your partner's got handcuffs. 503 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:10,863 - I ain't a cop. - Fine. 504 00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:14,767 My new friend, Mason the delinquent. 505 00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:16,268 And I was wondering if we could get 506 00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:18,204 a couple slices of your apple pie? 507 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:19,405 - Oh yeah. 508 00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:22,608 - Apple pie, who are you Ward Clever? 509 00:27:22,608 --> 00:27:24,110 (laughing) 510 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,945 - [Darcy] Somebody's been watching Nick at Night huh? 511 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,747 - Apple pie coming up. 512 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,415 - You're weird. 513 00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:32,451 - Your definition of weird has a bit of wiggle room huh? 514 00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:34,420 I mean polite society would consider 515 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,788 the shoplifter the weird one. 516 00:27:35,788 --> 00:27:38,725 - Alleged shoplifter. - Witnessed shoplifter. 517 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:41,260 Uh-oh, you hear that? 518 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:42,094 Uh huh. 519 00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:44,864 This is Officer Darcy go ahead. 520 00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:51,938 That's a 10-4, and that sounds serious. 521 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:53,339 - Dude there's no one talking. 522 00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:55,107 - I'm on my way. - You doing a skit? 523 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:56,909 - Amos could you make my apple pie to go 524 00:27:56,909 --> 00:27:58,244 and could I get a to go cup of coffee? 525 00:27:58,244 --> 00:28:00,079 - Sure thing, that sounds serious. 526 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:01,047 - It is, yeah. 527 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,649 It's 12-18-43, 528 00:28:03,649 --> 00:28:06,018 that's breaking and entering while wearing PJs. 529 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,687 And getting an ice cream brain freeze. 530 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,489 - There's no rest for the wicked, 531 00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:12,825 especially on New Year's. - What? 532 00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:15,594 - And I don't know if I can risk it with my new partner. 533 00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:16,796 - [Amos] I understand. 534 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,364 - Do you think he could stay here for a few 535 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,932 while I go check things out? 536 00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:21,167 - No. 537 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:21,834 - [Amos] Anything for our men in blue. 538 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:23,502 - No way, what? 539 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,271 - It's for your own good. 540 00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:28,407 Now PJ B and E that's pretty dangerous. 541 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:37,383 - Man, man I'm gonna, 542 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:39,852 I'm gonna file a thing against you man. 543 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,522 You can't do this, I know my rights. 544 00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:45,191 - It's for your own good. 545 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:46,793 I'll be back for you as soon as I can. 546 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:47,827 - Come on man. 547 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:53,199 - Thank you so much and tell Tiny I say hey. 548 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:55,667 - Will do. (laughing) 549 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:58,137 - Gus. - Officer. 550 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:09,849 - Nice American steel, that ain't gonna help. 551 00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:13,119 - Is he coming back? 552 00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:16,155 - If Officer Darcy says he's coming back he's coming back. 553 00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:18,624 He takes his own life into his hands when he steps out there 554 00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:20,860 so you can sit here and have pie. 555 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,562 I'd just shut up and eat it and be grateful. 556 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:24,997 - Don't try to intimidate me. 557 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,135 Ow. 558 00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:37,509 (gasping) - Jesus H Christ. 559 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:40,412 - First date? 560 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:42,214 Nice. 561 00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:50,689 - Little red robot eyes fade away? 562 00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:52,558 - Robot eyes? 563 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:55,561 Dude I think this lady's crazy. 564 00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:02,068 Yo, what's your deal? 565 00:30:04,203 --> 00:30:06,372 - My time isn't free. - What? 566 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:09,008 Oh. 567 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:12,244 Oh are you like a... 568 00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:17,616 You are. 569 00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:18,951 You are aren't you. 570 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:22,922 Hey why is she free? 571 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:26,458 I'm the one cuffed up and she gets to walk all over 572 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,294 this restaurant like she owns the place? 573 00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:31,230 And the, oh I'm sorry, you get to walk the restaurant 574 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:33,632 and the streets of course right? 575 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:35,767 - I'm not free. - What? 576 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:38,737 - Officer Darcy asked me to tell you that-- 577 00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:41,040 - Oh I heard him. - You did, well, 578 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:43,675 look I don't want to hear no from you. 579 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,311 You take this, eat it on the go. 580 00:30:45,311 --> 00:30:47,079 You know that wind out there is pretty strong. 581 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:49,781 It'll just blow you away like a dandelion head 582 00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:51,017 if you don't put on some weight. 583 00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:53,085 - Not the wind she needs to worry about. 584 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:56,488 - I cooked this, it's awesomer than two kittens playing 585 00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:57,957 paddywack with a ball of yarn. 586 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:01,193 - Thank you for the food, 587 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:04,430 but look out, the advice for nothing. 588 00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:06,432 Bye all. 589 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:11,003 - Hey hey hey, Tiny, what am I chopped onions over here? 590 00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:14,306 - You're... 591 00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:17,809 As god as my witness you are 592 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:20,679 the only friend that I've ever had. 593 00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:22,114 Sorry to be so much trouble for you. 594 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:23,515 - Wait, wait, Tiny, Tiny. 595 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:24,750 Listen, listen. 596 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,518 You know that I love my crosswords 597 00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:28,054 like pig likes stink right 598 00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:30,356 and to leave them un-worked well it just makes me crazy 599 00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:33,125 and I really need some help here you know? 600 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:35,928 Nine letters, starts with an N, ends with an E 601 00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:39,031 and the clue is Victorian pocket charm. 602 00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:40,632 Can you help me with that? 603 00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:41,433 It's-- 604 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,604 - Not gonna work Mae-Bee. 605 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:47,606 See you the day after the day. 606 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:48,674 - Tiny, Tiny. 607 00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:50,776 - Seriously? 608 00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:52,511 That's not fair. 609 00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:58,951 - Mae-Bee. 610 00:31:58,951 --> 00:32:00,552 - Yeah hon, what do you need? 611 00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,588 - The day after what day? 612 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:03,389 - Oh. 613 00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:05,224 Tomorrow. 614 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:11,397 - New Year's? - And her birthday. 615 00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:12,898 She's meaning to skip both. 616 00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:22,874 - So what Teeny was your mom? - Tiny. 617 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:24,410 - Tiny, she was your mom right? 618 00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:26,645 - It was weird. 619 00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:28,314 I had it narrowed down to these three women 620 00:32:28,314 --> 00:32:31,817 and yet I never felt further away from the answer. 621 00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:35,054 - Yeah you're not gonna tell me yet are you? 622 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:46,298 - Which birthday? - 34 or 35. 623 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,899 - Yeah somewhere in there. 624 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,270 - Tiny's older than that on the inside. 625 00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:54,240 - Sounds like Tiny's having a little trouble. 626 00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:58,344 Gus you barely get off that stool to go pee. 627 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,980 What grabbed your attention outside before? 628 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,383 - I just needed some fresh air. 629 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,653 - [Mae-Bee] Uh-huh. 630 00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:08,487 - Thank you. 631 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,935 - I tried every trick I knew, it didn't work. 632 00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:27,173 Not even one little crank. (laughing) 633 00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:31,510 - You know what I'll go out and see what I can see. 634 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,612 - I didn't even know this dude could talk. 635 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:36,715 - You know what I try to keep quiet 636 00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:38,684 unless I have something helpful to say. 637 00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:45,324 - Yeah, well no one cares what a bow tied 638 00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:50,329 100 year old bus boy has to say about anything. 639 00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:52,331 - What am I gonna do Mae-Bee? 640 00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:53,965 This can't happen. 641 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:56,535 New Year's Eve is busy, bad busy. 642 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:57,936 No different than Christmas. 643 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,372 - Well maybe this will help? 644 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:04,376 - I'll just eat this, no need to trouble yourself. 645 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:08,447 - You didn't read what I wrote on top of that box did you? 646 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:11,117 - I'm blind as a bat without my glasses and you know that. 647 00:34:11,117 --> 00:34:13,051 - Well get your glasses, I took the time to write it, 648 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,486 you take the time to read it. 649 00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:19,491 - You're no trouble Tiny. 650 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:23,529 - Listen this is what we're gonna do, 651 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:24,896 we're gonna go back into my office 652 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,565 and we're gonna dial up that person 653 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,167 that keeps buzzing your beeper 654 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:30,236 and we're just gonna tell them your car 655 00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:32,438 picked a doozy of a night to break. 656 00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:33,672 And if they don't believe you 657 00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:34,873 they can come on down to The Griddle House 658 00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:36,242 and see for themselves. 659 00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:44,350 - What's it say? - What? 660 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:49,020 911, I don't know it's just numbers. 661 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:50,522 - That's his way of talking. 662 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:51,790 - Well is somebody hurt? 663 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,792 - Well someone's gonna be if I don't respond. 664 00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:57,263 - Tiny how long has this man been running you ragged? 665 00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,598 - I do what I do and I can't even, 666 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,333 I can't even make a stupid phone call 667 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:02,934 to tell him that my car's broke. 668 00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:06,272 - Wait, no, no. 669 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:10,409 - Mae-Bee I really appreciate 670 00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:13,512 everything that you've done for me, I really do, 671 00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:18,150 but sometimes you just gotta learn when to cut your loses. 672 00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:21,720 - Tiny please, Tiny that is where 673 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:25,757 you're sorely mistaken, okay? 674 00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:26,758 I want you to come over here 675 00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:28,394 with me and look at this picture. 676 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:32,331 You see that? - Yeah. 677 00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:35,301 - That is our genesis, that is where we started. 678 00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:37,336 - So you guys have been here a long time. 679 00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:38,937 - No Tiny look at that picture. 680 00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:43,041 That picture was taken in 1933 681 00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:45,444 at the height of the Depression. 682 00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:49,215 The Griddle House started as a soup kitchen. 683 00:35:49,215 --> 00:35:52,117 For years that house gave away every bit of food 684 00:35:52,117 --> 00:35:57,122 it could chef up so there is no imposing, 685 00:35:57,122 --> 00:36:00,259 there is no troubling anybody 686 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:05,364 'cause this building was made to give 687 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:07,266 everything it's got and then some. 688 00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:11,870 Tiny, 689 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:14,940 I was just like you. 690 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:17,609 - No. - Yes I was. 691 00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:23,982 I am living proof of a life turned around. 692 00:36:26,418 --> 00:36:29,120 I've never told anybody that. (crying) 693 00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:35,327 Let's make that call huh? 694 00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:42,067 - My voice is gonna shake. - End it. 695 00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:56,915 - Johnny. 696 00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:02,288 My car broke, I'm trying to get it fixed. 697 00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:06,958 I'll get there as soon as I can. 698 00:37:11,196 --> 00:37:12,631 He hung up on me. 699 00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:18,970 I'm sorry. (crying) 700 00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:23,675 - It's okay. 701 00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:27,779 It's okay, it's okay. (crying) 702 00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:29,748 - Excuse me can I help you? 703 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:30,982 What are you doing back here? 704 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:32,117 Are you trying to steal my recipe 705 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:34,420 for the best sandwich in the world? 706 00:37:36,355 --> 00:37:40,191 - [Jack] Yeah, I'm just a little lost I guess. 707 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:41,159 - Yeah? - Yeah. 708 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:46,131 Mae-Bee's a strange name isn't it? 709 00:37:46,131 --> 00:37:47,833 Maybe yes, like maybe no. 710 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:50,536 - Not really, it's not her real name, 711 00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:53,071 her real name is Maybelline like the Chuck Berry song. 712 00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:55,474 It's not an abbreviation for indecisiveness. 713 00:37:56,642 --> 00:38:01,380 - Oh and Tiny, I mean, that's a weird one. 714 00:38:03,248 --> 00:38:05,751 - You know I don't even know what her real name is. 715 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:06,985 Tiny is all we ever called her. 716 00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:08,687 I gotta ask her one of these days. 717 00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:13,892 - So how long you been working here and stuff? 718 00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:15,126 - I was just driving down the highway, 719 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,228 I stopped here for a cup of coffee. 720 00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:21,032 It's been 30 years, I better call home. 721 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,534 - So do you like it? 722 00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:24,035 I mean do you like the people? 723 00:38:25,471 --> 00:38:28,239 - Are you asking me if I got a crush on somebody? 724 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,508 - No. 725 00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:31,042 - Maybe you have a crush on somebody? 726 00:38:32,611 --> 00:38:34,279 - No. - It's okay now. 727 00:38:34,279 --> 00:38:35,814 They're attractive, but a little old for you but-- 728 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:38,584 - No, no I was just, 729 00:38:40,486 --> 00:38:42,654 I was just wondering if, you know, 730 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,090 you liked working with Francis and Mae-Bee. 731 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:47,893 - Yeah, yeah, I like working with them. 732 00:38:49,294 --> 00:38:50,195 - What about Tiny? 733 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:53,999 - Well you know Tiny, 734 00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:57,569 Tiny's different you know. 735 00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:00,539 - Different how? 736 00:39:00,539 --> 00:39:03,041 - She just doesn't know she's home yet you know. 737 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:03,875 - Home. 738 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:06,978 Right. 739 00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:09,848 So you all live around here? 740 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:12,283 - Yeah. 741 00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:15,153 Paxton might not be all that much, 742 00:39:15,153 --> 00:39:17,255 but it holds all our hearts. 743 00:39:18,256 --> 00:39:20,191 You know who wrote that? - Who? 744 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,126 - Francis. 745 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,096 (slow music) 746 00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:51,623 - Excuse me ma'am. 747 00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:54,760 * It was a Monday that felt like a Tuesday * 748 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,795 * And after noon turned into night * 749 00:39:56,795 --> 00:40:01,099 Yeah I was wondering if I could ask you some questions? 750 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,233 - [Francis] Okay. 751 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,402 - Like sit down questions. 752 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:07,038 You're a writer, this is like an interview. 753 00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:10,308 - Like for school or something? 754 00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:12,243 - Yeah, yeah for my school. 755 00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:17,315 - Okay, let me just set these down. 756 00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:24,990 Okay, well, nobody's ever wanted to interview me before, so. 757 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,258 - Francis right? - Yeah. 758 00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:32,498 Francis Beemer, Francis Rose Beemer, B-E-E-M-E-R. 759 00:40:32,498 --> 00:40:34,700 It's kind of like a fancy name don't you think? 760 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,535 Kind of famous fancy. 761 00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:39,004 I always thought maybe like 762 00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:41,473 it would be like Earhart and Beemer. 763 00:40:41,473 --> 00:40:42,874 I could be her copilot or something, 764 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,476 that's the kind of name it is. 765 00:40:44,476 --> 00:40:45,744 Oh and you know what 766 00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:47,378 I always wanted to see my name in print 767 00:40:47,378 --> 00:40:48,947 so it's my first time. 768 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:51,382 - Okay. 769 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,119 Which state were you born in? 770 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:58,624 - Oh honey I was born right here in 1959 Mother's Day 771 00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:00,692 and I have only left the state three times. 772 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:04,429 - That makes you 35? 773 00:41:04,429 --> 00:41:07,766 That makes me 36, I'm a little bit older. 774 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:13,805 - Okay what is your hair color? 775 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:17,876 - Well this is actually a rinse, 776 00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:22,881 but my hair color it's actually more like the color brown 777 00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:24,783 like yours, that color. 778 00:41:24,783 --> 00:41:26,051 - So your hair color's naturally brown? 779 00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:28,119 - Well I was born as bald as a cue ball, 780 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,521 but once my hair started coming in, 781 00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:31,456 yeah pine cone brown is what I got. 782 00:41:31,456 --> 00:41:32,290 - Okay. 783 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:36,595 Do you like to play outside? 784 00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:38,396 - Come again? 785 00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:40,398 - Do you like to play outside like on a swing set 786 00:41:40,398 --> 00:41:42,033 or seesaw or something? 787 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:44,402 - Sure, yeah, outside's friendly. 788 00:41:45,737 --> 00:41:47,539 Can I ask you what is this for again? 789 00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:50,208 - Are you left handed? 790 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:53,745 - Oh, well actually I'm ambidextrous. 791 00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:56,014 - What does that mean? 792 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,348 - Ambidextrous. 793 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:58,884 It means that I do things with both hands. 794 00:41:58,884 --> 00:42:01,787 I can write with both hands, I can cut with both hands. 795 00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:03,822 - Wow that is amazing. 796 00:42:06,825 --> 00:42:07,926 Ambidextrous. 797 00:42:09,661 --> 00:42:11,563 Do you like movies? - I love movies. 798 00:42:11,563 --> 00:42:14,265 I mean when I was a little kid we used to go to the movies. 799 00:42:14,265 --> 00:42:17,903 I just, I love it, I love it. 800 00:42:17,903 --> 00:42:19,370 - Me too. 801 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:23,575 Do you get like one big bad cold during the winter? 802 00:42:23,575 --> 00:42:27,445 - Oh, yeah when I get a cold yeah it's big and bad. 803 00:42:27,445 --> 00:42:28,580 - Well okay. 804 00:42:34,452 --> 00:42:35,721 Do you like children? 805 00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:36,822 - Do I like children? 806 00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:39,591 Yeah I like children. 807 00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:42,460 What's not to like? 808 00:42:43,929 --> 00:42:47,999 - What about the name Jack? - Yeah I like the name Jack. 809 00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:50,468 I also like the name Phil. 810 00:42:50,468 --> 00:42:52,570 Okay I'm sorry Phil, but I've gotta go. 811 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,539 - Just one more question, one more. 812 00:42:54,539 --> 00:42:55,874 One more question or two more. 813 00:42:55,874 --> 00:42:57,909 - Alright. - Okay, okay. 814 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:04,983 Do you like giving things away? 815 00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:08,086 - Do I like giving things away? 816 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:11,289 Like philanthropy, like charity? 817 00:43:11,289 --> 00:43:13,324 Yeah, like generous like, yes. 818 00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:15,460 I like giving things away, sure. 819 00:43:16,361 --> 00:43:19,698 - And just exactly have you been 820 00:43:19,698 --> 00:43:21,166 working at The Griddle House for? 821 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:24,803 - Three weeks. - Three weeks? 822 00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:29,641 - Well 21 and a half days to be exact, yeah. 823 00:43:29,641 --> 00:43:32,110 I'm still getting my sea legs here. 824 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:32,944 - Oh. 825 00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:36,581 - Is there something wrong? 826 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:42,520 - Yeah, no, that was very helpful. 827 00:43:43,521 --> 00:43:44,956 Thank you. 828 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:49,627 - Okay, can I get you anything else before you go? 829 00:43:51,496 --> 00:43:54,499 - No I'm fine. - Okay. 830 00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:55,667 Just let me know. 831 00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:58,069 Oh and thanks for the interview. 832 00:44:07,378 --> 00:44:10,248 - I told you it was Tiny, not Francis. 833 00:44:10,248 --> 00:44:12,150 Why don't you just skip to the end? 834 00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,689 - Your car is not fixed yet. 835 00:44:19,925 --> 00:44:22,527 (upbeat music) 836 00:44:30,235 --> 00:44:33,104 - Help, help, I'm being held against my will. 837 00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:35,473 Look at this, look at the cuffs. 838 00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:43,715 - I know the feeling, I used to be married. 839 00:44:43,715 --> 00:44:45,050 - So that's him? 840 00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:46,852 - Trust me. 841 00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:55,961 - Is he gonna do anything? - Just wait. 842 00:45:05,837 --> 00:45:10,275 - Amos, Amos, you gotta go help me out and take their order. 843 00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:11,642 - Hold up, isn't that your job? 844 00:45:11,642 --> 00:45:13,578 Cook, waitress, cook, waitress. 845 00:45:13,578 --> 00:45:15,046 - I know, but I just can't, 846 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:16,681 that's the guy I was telling you about. 847 00:45:16,681 --> 00:45:19,217 - Who, the writer guy? 848 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:23,588 - Yes, yes that's Professor Duvet's writing assistant. 849 00:45:23,588 --> 00:45:26,091 - You certainly can't give him your writing 850 00:45:26,091 --> 00:45:27,725 if you can't even take his order. 851 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:30,929 - I know Gus, that's why I'm asking for help, please. 852 00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:33,965 Amos don't make me, please. 853 00:45:33,965 --> 00:45:36,267 - No one's making you do anything, give me that. 854 00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:38,603 - Hold up, we got this. - No you don't have that. 855 00:45:38,603 --> 00:45:39,704 Fix the machine. - No what are the specials? 856 00:45:39,704 --> 00:45:41,306 We'll just-- 857 00:45:41,306 --> 00:45:44,109 - Tell him today he better pop his peepers back in his head 858 00:45:44,109 --> 00:45:45,410 or I'll pop them for him. 859 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:47,112 - I'm not gonna tell him that Gus. 860 00:45:52,984 --> 00:45:56,054 Hi, I'm Amos, can I get you something? 861 00:45:57,555 --> 00:45:59,390 - Just coffee. - Me too. 862 00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:01,059 - Two, be right back. 863 00:46:01,059 --> 00:46:02,293 - Sir. - Yes? 864 00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:05,763 - How is he today? 865 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:06,597 Gus right? 866 00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:09,567 - You know Gus? 867 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:12,403 - [Joe] Well-- 868 00:46:12,403 --> 00:46:15,040 - Joe's made him somewhat famous in our writing class. 869 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,375 - Oh, oh yeah the writing class. 870 00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:20,678 You're writing about Gus. 871 00:46:21,913 --> 00:46:23,148 - The guy's a solid study, 872 00:46:23,148 --> 00:46:25,383 I couldn't make him up if I tried. 873 00:46:25,383 --> 00:46:27,285 And I had to prove it. 874 00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:28,486 - Really? 875 00:46:28,486 --> 00:46:30,655 Well now you watch him at your own risk, 876 00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:34,425 but, but hey you know, Francis 877 00:46:34,425 --> 00:46:37,695 she is on the waiting list for that very class you're in. 878 00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:40,298 - Well it is a great class. - That's what I hear. 879 00:46:41,499 --> 00:46:43,234 I'll be right back with your coffees. 880 00:46:45,403 --> 00:46:47,238 They're fans alright. - What? 881 00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:51,809 This ain't a zoo and I ain't a llama. 882 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,946 - Told you. - Classic. 883 00:46:54,946 --> 00:46:56,114 - [Gus] What're you writing? 884 00:46:58,249 --> 00:47:00,385 - Just your tales of wisdom. 885 00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:02,854 - You making fun of me? 886 00:47:03,754 --> 00:47:05,356 - Oh no, no no no. 887 00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:06,757 - No? 888 00:47:06,757 --> 00:47:09,194 I'm serious, I ain't for writing about. 889 00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:11,362 Well, 890 00:47:13,098 --> 00:47:14,933 I just won't do anything interesting. 891 00:47:16,067 --> 00:47:19,770 - That seems like a big stretch. (laughing) 892 00:47:22,073 --> 00:47:24,042 - Francis. - Yeah? 893 00:47:24,042 --> 00:47:25,010 - Come here. - What did he say? 894 00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:26,411 What did he say? 895 00:47:26,411 --> 00:47:28,013 - Never mind what he said, look, 896 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,482 you've gotta give this guy your story 897 00:47:31,482 --> 00:47:33,318 because he's an assistant professor, 898 00:47:33,318 --> 00:47:35,186 he's gotta have some kind of pull, he could help you. 899 00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:37,222 - I don't know, I just, I can't Amos. 900 00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:38,689 - You gotta take this opportunity, 901 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:39,690 it's knocking on the door. 902 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:40,926 You gotta open the door 903 00:47:40,926 --> 00:47:42,260 'cause in a minute Gus is gonna scare them away 904 00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:43,494 and they'll be gone forever. 905 00:47:43,494 --> 00:47:45,130 Now turn around and go, go. - No Amos. 906 00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:46,697 - I'll go with you. - Oh Amos. 907 00:47:50,902 --> 00:47:53,004 (sighing) 908 00:47:53,004 --> 00:47:53,905 - This is Francis. 909 00:47:55,406 --> 00:47:58,043 - Coffees and place mats. 910 00:48:00,445 --> 00:48:01,246 Cream? 911 00:48:02,113 --> 00:48:04,049 - We're good. - Okay. 912 00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:09,687 Sir. - Yeah? 913 00:48:12,457 --> 00:48:13,291 - Hi. 914 00:48:14,292 --> 00:48:17,362 I'd like to-- - I'm Joe. 915 00:48:17,362 --> 00:48:19,730 - Hi I'm Francis. 916 00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:23,768 - What's up Francis? 917 00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:26,271 - I wanted to talk to you. 918 00:48:26,271 --> 00:48:29,274 The thing is I was wondering if you just might be, 919 00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:31,542 if you might be willing, 920 00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:34,045 you see I'm on the waiting list for that class 921 00:48:34,045 --> 00:48:35,680 and I thought maybe you'd be willing 922 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,683 to take a look at this story I've been working on. 923 00:48:38,683 --> 00:48:40,385 I mean if you're too busy or whatever that's fine, 924 00:48:40,385 --> 00:48:44,155 but if you can and you think it's good 925 00:48:44,155 --> 00:48:46,791 maybe you could talk to Mr. Duvet about me being-- 926 00:48:46,791 --> 00:48:48,526 - Francis, let me just stop you there 927 00:48:48,526 --> 00:48:51,129 'cause Joe, he really can't do that, 928 00:48:51,129 --> 00:48:54,099 even if he wanted to, so sorry. 929 00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:56,968 - That's fine. 930 00:48:56,968 --> 00:49:00,205 - It's just that you know I'm just a student. 931 00:49:00,205 --> 00:49:01,706 - No, no, it's not a problem, 932 00:49:01,706 --> 00:49:04,709 I just thought that maybe you know you could, but really-- 933 00:49:04,709 --> 00:49:05,810 - It's not that, it's just that-- 934 00:49:05,810 --> 00:49:08,746 - No it's fine, I understand. 935 00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:10,681 Now I've got this thing so. 936 00:49:12,217 --> 00:49:14,052 - Well sorry. 937 00:49:15,486 --> 00:49:19,857 - Well you be sure to let me know if you need anything else. 938 00:49:19,857 --> 00:49:22,293 (rock music) 939 00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:29,000 - Tiny. 940 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,869 * I think that's it, I've had enough * 941 00:49:31,869 --> 00:49:34,972 * I'm tired of you and that beat up truck * 942 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:35,806 - Well? 943 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:37,042 * And I'm shipping out 944 00:49:37,042 --> 00:49:39,244 - You're missing voltage regulator. 945 00:49:39,244 --> 00:49:41,679 Can't do anything without it. 946 00:49:42,913 --> 00:49:43,914 - It's missing? 947 00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:48,119 Well I got here without it. 948 00:49:49,587 --> 00:49:52,190 - Well you ain't getting it, nevermind. 949 00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:57,895 - I just, I need to just figure this out. 950 00:49:57,895 --> 00:50:02,900 * No you probably won't depart or get a job * 951 00:50:03,801 --> 00:50:06,271 * A simple nine to five 952 00:50:08,639 --> 00:50:10,475 - [Mae-Bee] You doing okay there son? 953 00:50:12,910 --> 00:50:13,911 - Excuse me? 954 00:50:17,948 --> 00:50:20,251 - You like to mix up your corn 955 00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:22,320 into your mashed potatoes don't you? 956 00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:25,423 - I'm on it baby, I'm on it. 957 00:50:25,423 --> 00:50:28,393 - Along side a turkey club. 958 00:50:28,393 --> 00:50:30,728 - That's easy, give me something hard. 959 00:50:30,728 --> 00:50:33,631 - With a side of soy sauce. 960 00:50:33,631 --> 00:50:35,133 - [Amos] I'll see what I got. 961 00:50:35,133 --> 00:50:36,967 - That's my favorite. 962 00:50:36,967 --> 00:50:39,170 - I figured. - How'd you do that? 963 00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:41,606 - Oh I don't know, it's just a little knack I got. 964 00:50:41,606 --> 00:50:43,841 Came in real handy when my kid was little. 965 00:50:47,612 --> 00:50:50,148 I suspect we have some chatting to do. 966 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:52,517 Scooch on over would you? - Okay. 967 00:50:55,520 --> 00:51:00,458 - Now, your mama, she ever make you set the table? 968 00:51:03,128 --> 00:51:03,961 - Yes. 969 00:51:05,830 --> 00:51:07,932 Most every night. 970 00:51:07,932 --> 00:51:11,269 She's picky like that. - Picky like what? 971 00:51:12,170 --> 00:51:13,003 - Oh well, 972 00:51:15,473 --> 00:51:18,976 she says if you're not sick or deceased 973 00:51:18,976 --> 00:51:21,779 you better be sitting at that table 974 00:51:21,779 --> 00:51:24,349 even if it's take out on New Year's Eve. 975 00:51:24,349 --> 00:51:26,050 And then she asks us questions. 976 00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:29,387 - Sounds like your mama knows what a table's for. 977 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:31,289 What kind of questions? 978 00:51:32,723 --> 00:51:36,927 - You know, normal questions like how was your day? 979 00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:39,430 What was good, what was bad, 980 00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:43,234 but she calls those roses and thorns, 981 00:51:43,234 --> 00:51:44,335 it's like the good is the roses 982 00:51:44,335 --> 00:51:46,471 and the bad is the thorns. 983 00:51:46,471 --> 00:51:48,639 And then she makes you ask your own. 984 00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:51,142 - Okay. 985 00:51:52,377 --> 00:51:53,178 Shoot. 986 00:51:54,845 --> 00:51:56,080 - What? 987 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,184 - Well seems to me, pretty obvious, 988 00:51:59,184 --> 00:52:02,086 that you came here looking for some. 989 00:52:04,855 --> 00:52:07,024 - It's that obvious isn't it? 990 00:52:07,024 --> 00:52:09,860 - Why don't you start with the thorn first, 991 00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:14,165 the real prickly one, the one poking a hole in your soul. 992 00:52:14,165 --> 00:52:14,999 - Okay. 993 00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:20,971 1977, April 20th did you give birth to a child, 994 00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:26,043 specifically a boy and then did you give him away? 995 00:52:29,547 --> 00:52:32,317 - Feels good to ask something true don't it 996 00:52:32,317 --> 00:52:34,219 even if it is thorny. 997 00:52:34,219 --> 00:52:35,253 - Yes it does. 998 00:52:38,389 --> 00:52:42,293 - No son I did not have a baby in 1977. 999 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:47,031 I gave birth to my son eight years ago. 1000 00:52:47,031 --> 00:52:50,067 - You named him Jackson? - I did. 1001 00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:51,969 That's my maiden name. 1002 00:52:51,969 --> 00:52:53,304 I didn't have a brother so. 1003 00:52:55,573 --> 00:52:56,374 - I see. 1004 00:52:58,509 --> 00:52:59,344 - [Mae-Bee] I'm sorry. 1005 00:53:02,146 --> 00:53:03,448 - What about her? 1006 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:06,884 You know anything about her? 1007 00:53:06,884 --> 00:53:07,885 - Hey order up. 1008 00:53:09,086 --> 00:53:11,889 Look, soy sauce, am I good or am I good? 1009 00:53:14,792 --> 00:53:16,727 - Wait, when did she start coming here? 1010 00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:19,530 - Let me get your order okay son? 1011 00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:20,365 - Ma'am. 1012 00:53:25,002 --> 00:53:27,405 Ma'am, ma'am please. 1013 00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:29,940 Please, when did she start coming here? 1014 00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:31,175 - It just wouldn't be right 1015 00:53:31,175 --> 00:53:33,711 to tell somebody else's story you understand? 1016 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,380 - So she's got something to hide. 1017 00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:38,115 - Maybe it's no one's business. 1018 00:53:39,784 --> 00:53:42,019 - I think it's my business. 1019 00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:49,260 * Oh darling won't you wait for me baby? * 1020 00:53:50,995 --> 00:53:54,599 * I can't go on without you 1021 00:53:54,599 --> 00:53:58,235 * Oh sure I'll go crazy 1022 00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:02,640 * Oh darling can we make this forever * 1023 00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:05,676 - [Gus] Hey! 1024 00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:09,647 (laughing) 1025 00:54:09,647 --> 00:54:10,481 - Oh man. 1026 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,362 (laughing) 1027 00:54:24,362 --> 00:54:26,431 I could do this all day. 1028 00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:31,836 - Dude what's your problem? 1029 00:54:31,836 --> 00:54:33,504 - Don't you see the handcuffs? 1030 00:54:33,504 --> 00:54:36,841 I'm a criminal man. (shouting crazily) 1031 00:54:36,841 --> 00:54:38,809 (laughing) 1032 00:54:38,809 --> 00:54:41,746 - Leave him alone. - Or what? 1033 00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:43,013 He's clearly an idiot 1034 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:47,117 'cause I keep throwing trash down 1035 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:48,786 and he keeps cleaning it up. 1036 00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:53,023 What kind of an idiot keeps cleaning up the same mess? 1037 00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:55,826 - What kind of an idiot keeps making the same mess? 1038 00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:57,495 - It's okay, it's okay. 1039 00:54:57,495 --> 00:54:59,630 Listen, I'm just doing my job. 1040 00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:04,268 - My point is your job is stupid. 1041 00:55:06,003 --> 00:55:07,372 Really stupid. 1042 00:55:07,372 --> 00:55:08,873 - I see you've finished your pie. 1043 00:55:08,873 --> 00:55:11,208 Do you want something else, are you still hungry? 1044 00:55:12,510 --> 00:55:13,344 - What? 1045 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:17,147 - I got it. 1046 00:55:19,216 --> 00:55:22,086 In fact anything you want, it's on the house. 1047 00:55:24,889 --> 00:55:29,594 * Oh darling won't you wait for me? * 1048 00:55:29,594 --> 00:55:31,161 - This is too easy. 1049 00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:33,831 - I know he's not famous. 1050 00:55:34,732 --> 00:55:35,566 - What? 1051 00:55:36,701 --> 00:55:39,169 Oh well yeah you know, service first. 1052 00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:42,039 * Oh darling 1053 00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:43,641 - What? 1054 00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:45,876 - I didn't say anything. 1055 00:55:45,876 --> 00:55:47,144 - [Gus] You still moping? 1056 00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:51,248 - Sorry. 1057 00:55:51,248 --> 00:55:52,650 - Ain't nothing to be sorry about. 1058 00:55:52,650 --> 00:55:55,920 Sometimes you need a good mope. 1059 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,322 This about your book? 1060 00:55:58,322 --> 00:56:00,858 - I mean it's a short story really. 1061 00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:03,661 - Whatever. 1062 00:56:03,661 --> 00:56:04,929 It's important to you? 1063 00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:07,131 - Yeah it is. 1064 00:56:09,333 --> 00:56:10,167 Yeah. 1065 00:56:11,235 --> 00:56:13,303 - They're not gonna help? 1066 00:56:14,472 --> 00:56:15,305 - No. 1067 00:56:16,674 --> 00:56:17,508 It's fine. 1068 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:20,745 - It's malarkey. 1069 00:56:21,946 --> 00:56:23,147 - What are you gonna do? 1070 00:56:24,549 --> 00:56:26,817 - They can't come in here and write me for free. 1071 00:56:26,817 --> 00:56:28,553 - [Francis] Oh Gus. 1072 00:56:28,553 --> 00:56:29,687 - You want to write me? 1073 00:56:30,588 --> 00:56:32,089 - Yeah, yeah. - Fine. 1074 00:56:32,089 --> 00:56:33,624 It's gonna cost you. 1075 00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:35,560 - [Francis] Seriously, seriously Gus. 1076 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:39,163 - You've gotta read her book or whatever. 1077 00:56:39,163 --> 00:56:42,099 - Well I mean actually it's just a short story so it's-- 1078 00:56:42,099 --> 00:56:43,901 - I said or whatever. 1079 00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:46,571 - I can't promise it's gonna get her into class. 1080 00:56:46,571 --> 00:56:48,305 - What did I say? 1081 00:56:48,305 --> 00:56:50,174 - You said read the story. - Just read it. 1082 00:56:50,174 --> 00:56:54,745 - Just read it and I'll quit with the silent treatment. 1083 00:56:57,448 --> 00:56:58,282 - Okay, sure. 1084 00:57:01,051 --> 00:57:03,053 - Well you got it? - What? 1085 00:57:03,053 --> 00:57:05,790 - The story. - Oh yeah. 1086 00:57:05,790 --> 00:57:08,192 Oh yeah, I got it, I got it right here, hold on. 1087 00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:11,862 Yeah I do have it right here. 1088 00:57:11,862 --> 00:57:12,697 Sorry. 1089 00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:16,400 It's right here. 1090 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,935 I like to keep it on yellow paper 1091 00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:20,370 so that I can always find it. 1092 00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:24,575 - Just give it. - Alright, alright. 1093 00:57:28,546 --> 00:57:30,247 Thank you so much. 1094 00:57:30,247 --> 00:57:35,252 It's semi-autobiographical so I hope that you know. 1095 00:57:37,988 --> 00:57:42,627 I mean they say to write what you know so okay. 1096 00:57:43,761 --> 00:57:45,563 I'm just gonna leave it with you. 1097 00:57:46,531 --> 00:57:47,732 I'm just gonna leave it. 1098 00:57:48,766 --> 00:57:50,601 Do you want some coffee? 1099 00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:52,302 I'll fill up those coffees, okay. 1100 00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:55,272 I'll be right back with that and whatever. 1101 00:57:56,674 --> 00:57:59,443 Oh my god, oh my god, thank you so much, thank you. 1102 00:57:59,443 --> 00:58:02,547 - I hope it's good. - Oh my god me too. 1103 00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:04,682 - Scoot, scoot. 1104 00:58:05,550 --> 00:58:06,383 Thank you. 1105 00:58:07,952 --> 00:58:08,753 Get a pen. 1106 00:58:11,088 --> 00:58:14,158 First, this is as friendly as I get. 1107 00:58:15,526 --> 00:58:18,996 Second, one of you is gonna buy me a bowl of soup. 1108 00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:30,941 - Excuse me. 1109 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:35,179 Excuse me. 1110 00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:39,283 - Can I help you? - I hope so. 1111 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:41,586 - Can you speak up? 1112 00:58:43,087 --> 00:58:48,092 - Okay, I was wondering if I could... 1113 00:58:50,961 --> 00:58:52,797 I just-- - Hey. 1114 00:58:52,797 --> 00:58:54,031 Careful son, you don't just 1115 00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:56,266 go around touching people's stuff. 1116 00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:58,569 - No I wasn't, I'm sorry I was just, 1117 00:58:58,569 --> 00:59:01,338 I want to ask you a couple questions. 1118 00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:03,440 (sighing) 1119 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,442 - I don't turn off the songs for nobody. 1120 00:59:09,346 --> 00:59:11,081 (griping) 1121 00:59:11,081 --> 00:59:12,049 - I'm not a nobody. 1122 00:59:15,352 --> 00:59:16,186 I'm your son. 1123 00:59:19,089 --> 00:59:21,525 You know it and I know it. 1124 00:59:21,525 --> 00:59:23,661 - What? - I can tell. 1125 00:59:24,729 --> 00:59:26,430 The way they all treat you. 1126 00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:27,765 You've come here for years. 1127 00:59:29,033 --> 00:59:31,368 You're the only one that makes sense. 1128 00:59:31,368 --> 00:59:32,970 I've been through everyone else. 1129 00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:37,007 I'm Jack. 1130 00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:39,844 Jack! 1131 00:59:39,844 --> 00:59:41,145 I'm Jack! 1132 00:59:42,112 --> 00:59:45,983 Oh, what a shocker, huh? 1133 00:59:45,983 --> 00:59:48,919 That I found you after all these years. 1134 00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:53,057 Well maybe if you hadn't of just tossed me away. 1135 00:59:53,057 --> 00:59:57,594 If you could've taken a second out of your embarrassing life 1136 00:59:57,594 --> 01:00:00,030 to just find a way to love me 1137 01:00:01,198 --> 01:00:02,599 maybe you wouldn't be like you are 1138 01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:08,038 and maybe, maybe I wouldn't be standing here 1139 01:00:08,038 --> 01:00:09,674 yelling at my real mother 1140 01:00:09,674 --> 01:00:13,277 in the middle of The Griddle House on New Year's Eve. 1141 01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:14,544 - Jack. - No! 1142 01:00:14,544 --> 01:00:16,947 - Jack, calm down. 1143 01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:19,817 This isn't the time or the place okay? 1144 01:00:19,817 --> 01:00:20,951 Calm down. 1145 01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:23,420 - Tiny, he don't mean it. 1146 01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:24,955 - Oh no. 1147 01:00:24,955 --> 01:00:26,190 Right there's where you're sideways Gus 1148 01:00:26,190 --> 01:00:29,794 because you know what he means it. 1149 01:00:31,361 --> 01:00:32,930 Just look at him, look at his face 1150 01:00:32,930 --> 01:00:36,667 and you can see how terrible much he means it. 1151 01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:39,169 Right down to the bone he means it, every word. 1152 01:00:41,071 --> 01:00:43,007 And the crazy thing is that he's right. 1153 01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:48,879 About how I lived, what I've done. 1154 01:00:51,215 --> 01:00:52,750 He's right about all of it 1155 01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:57,722 except for one little thing, I'm not his mama. 1156 01:00:59,456 --> 01:01:00,958 I've never had a baby of my own. 1157 01:01:03,393 --> 01:01:05,329 - Tiny wait I wanted to give you something 1158 01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:07,131 for your birthday at midnight, 1159 01:01:07,131 --> 01:01:08,298 but I can give it to you now. 1160 01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:10,968 - Can't stop. - Tiny your car's broke. 1161 01:01:11,936 --> 01:01:14,104 (sighing) 1162 01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:21,879 - Come on. 1163 01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:30,120 - So it was none of them? 1164 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,989 Great job on your terrible story. 1165 01:01:31,989 --> 01:01:33,090 - Oh it gets better. 1166 01:01:50,975 --> 01:01:53,944 (banging on mirror) 1167 01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:30,414 Oh I didn't know you were waiting, but you can-- 1168 01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:32,850 - I wasn't, not for the bathroom. 1169 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:37,354 That was awkward. 1170 01:02:39,023 --> 01:02:39,857 - What? 1171 01:02:41,258 --> 01:02:45,729 - Think of the most awful thing that happened tonight, that. 1172 01:02:48,198 --> 01:02:50,167 - Yeah, I know. 1173 01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:52,069 - Things must be pretty rough at home? 1174 01:02:53,470 --> 01:02:55,239 - They're not great. 1175 01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:56,440 - Terrible parents? 1176 01:02:58,075 --> 01:02:59,043 - Not great. 1177 01:02:59,043 --> 01:03:01,979 - Don't love you, resent you, 1178 01:03:01,979 --> 01:03:04,548 wish you were out of their lives? 1179 01:03:04,548 --> 01:03:05,549 Something like that? 1180 01:03:06,884 --> 01:03:07,717 - No, no. 1181 01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:13,390 You know, we don't connect lately so. 1182 01:03:13,390 --> 01:03:14,992 (laughing) 1183 01:03:14,992 --> 01:03:16,927 - You don't connect. 1184 01:03:16,927 --> 01:03:18,128 You thought you would connect 1185 01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:20,597 with a total stranger in a coffee shop? 1186 01:03:20,597 --> 01:03:21,832 - What? 1187 01:03:21,832 --> 01:03:24,301 What are you trying to understand me? 1188 01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:25,735 Trying to like figure me out? 1189 01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:33,110 - People don't get to pick their family son. 1190 01:03:35,112 --> 01:03:36,513 Except sometimes they do. 1191 01:03:37,681 --> 01:03:41,618 I just, I feel like that should mean something. 1192 01:03:44,521 --> 01:03:45,355 - Thank you. 1193 01:04:02,907 --> 01:04:03,740 - Oh hey hon. 1194 01:04:07,077 --> 01:04:11,215 Listen Tiny's a big girl, she makes her own decisions. 1195 01:04:12,316 --> 01:04:14,518 It ain't all on you, okay? 1196 01:04:18,989 --> 01:04:22,492 - Listen, just don't read that story okay-- 1197 01:04:22,492 --> 01:04:23,660 - [Joe] We already did. 1198 01:04:24,594 --> 01:04:25,562 - Oh. - It's great. 1199 01:04:25,562 --> 01:04:28,132 - Yeah it's really beautiful. 1200 01:04:28,132 --> 01:04:31,068 - Well I'm sure it needs a lot of work so please just-- 1201 01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:32,736 - Not that I saw. 1202 01:04:32,736 --> 01:04:36,240 Look I'll definitely talk to Duvet for you, 1203 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,643 but we're actually interested in your story ourselves. 1204 01:04:39,643 --> 01:04:41,912 You see we just launched a writing magazine 1205 01:04:41,912 --> 01:04:44,681 where basically new writers can submit their stuff 1206 01:04:44,681 --> 01:04:47,217 and we're convinced that there's a whole book here. 1207 01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:50,120 - I just, I don't really know what to say so. 1208 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,589 - Yes will do. - How about maybe? 1209 01:04:52,589 --> 01:04:53,823 - What? 1210 01:04:53,823 --> 01:04:55,092 - It's just not my story to tell. 1211 01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:57,861 I've gotta run it by someone. 1212 01:04:57,861 --> 01:04:59,829 - Well any idea when you'll have an answer for us? 1213 01:04:59,829 --> 01:05:02,699 - That's fine, listen, I'll leave my contact info 1214 01:05:02,699 --> 01:05:05,069 and just whenever, if ever feels right, 1215 01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:06,303 just give me a call-- 1216 01:05:06,303 --> 01:05:08,338 - You know what I'm sorry I've got to go. 1217 01:05:08,338 --> 01:05:12,276 - I think this should probably cover it. 1218 01:05:12,276 --> 01:05:14,544 - Goodness, you didn't get the filet mignon. 1219 01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:17,514 Take it, save it for yourself. 1220 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:20,417 - Thank you. 1221 01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:37,167 Hey. 1222 01:05:37,167 --> 01:05:38,002 - [Francis] Hey. 1223 01:05:38,002 --> 01:05:39,736 - You like my car? 1224 01:05:39,736 --> 01:05:41,405 - [Francis] Are you going somewhere? 1225 01:05:42,539 --> 01:05:45,475 - Yeah, after all that I think it's just, 1226 01:05:45,475 --> 01:05:46,876 you know, best if I head on. 1227 01:05:48,012 --> 01:05:50,347 - You know sometimes in life we just, 1228 01:05:50,347 --> 01:05:52,349 we don't have any choice but to move on. 1229 01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:55,419 - Right. 1230 01:05:55,419 --> 01:05:58,422 - Hey, did you find what you were looking for? 1231 01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:02,359 - No. 1232 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:06,596 But I sure made a fool of myself trying to. 1233 01:06:06,596 --> 01:06:08,565 - No, no you didn't, no. 1234 01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:14,471 I mean Phil, sometimes the only choice we have 1235 01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:18,408 is to just give up the search you know? 1236 01:06:19,409 --> 01:06:20,244 - Yeah. 1237 01:06:21,678 --> 01:06:25,282 By the way my name isn't actually Phil, it's Jack. 1238 01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:30,754 I mean I yelled it pretty loud in there so. 1239 01:06:30,754 --> 01:06:31,721 - Yeah I know. 1240 01:06:33,290 --> 01:06:34,124 I know. 1241 01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:42,599 You know what nevermind. 1242 01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:45,035 Just, Happy New Year. 1243 01:06:47,137 --> 01:06:49,706 And I want you to drive safe okay. 1244 01:06:49,706 --> 01:06:53,343 - Yeah, thanks, Happy New Year. 1245 01:06:55,112 --> 01:06:57,881 (dramatic music) 1246 01:09:04,708 --> 01:09:05,609 - Hey. - Hi. 1247 01:09:06,776 --> 01:09:08,978 - I'm gonna go, so. 1248 01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:10,747 - Okay. - Okay. 1249 01:09:10,747 --> 01:09:13,517 (dramatic music) 1250 01:10:23,353 --> 01:10:25,522 - [Mae-Bee] Amos get me all the marshmallows you got. 1251 01:10:25,522 --> 01:10:27,624 - [Amos] Looks like somebody's done beat you to it. 1252 01:10:33,663 --> 01:10:34,764 - [Mae-Bee] Jack what? 1253 01:10:35,632 --> 01:10:36,633 - Where's Francis? 1254 01:10:38,201 --> 01:10:39,769 - Well her shift was over honey. 1255 01:10:41,938 --> 01:10:42,939 - Are you serious? 1256 01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:46,876 She's gone. 1257 01:10:49,145 --> 01:10:52,682 So what, she wrote that whole story, 1258 01:10:52,682 --> 01:10:57,654 snuck it into my car like that, she's gone? 1259 01:10:58,855 --> 01:11:00,089 She didn't even want to say goodbye to me. 1260 01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:01,257 - Come have a seat with me, okay? 1261 01:11:08,064 --> 01:11:13,069 Hey, her sharing that story with you, that was big for her. 1262 01:11:15,872 --> 01:11:20,877 - All I ever wanted I thought was to meet my birth mom. 1263 01:11:24,748 --> 01:11:27,351 Stupid, just so stupid. 1264 01:11:27,351 --> 01:11:29,586 - If you allow me to say so 1265 01:11:30,787 --> 01:11:32,989 I believe you did get to meet your birth mom 1266 01:11:32,989 --> 01:11:34,891 at least just a little bit. 1267 01:11:34,891 --> 01:11:39,896 The time you spent here, the story that she shared with you, 1268 01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:43,600 that is her truest self 1269 01:11:45,068 --> 01:11:48,104 and she did say goodbye in her own way. 1270 01:11:51,841 --> 01:11:54,744 She said that she'd never have the perfect words 1271 01:11:54,744 --> 01:11:57,080 so she wrote them instead. 1272 01:12:07,256 --> 01:12:12,261 - For the boy who is already the oak inside the acorn. 1273 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,067 What does that mean? 1274 01:12:18,067 --> 01:12:19,903 - I think what she's trying to say 1275 01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:23,707 is that she already sees in you 1276 01:12:23,707 --> 01:12:25,274 everything you're going to be. 1277 01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:29,245 That she wanted you to be, you already are. 1278 01:12:31,214 --> 01:12:32,048 You see? 1279 01:12:37,153 --> 01:12:38,187 - Just one thing. 1280 01:12:39,456 --> 01:12:44,461 When I first read this letter 1281 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:48,965 she said that she'd been coming to The Griddle House 1282 01:12:48,965 --> 01:12:51,435 for years but when I asked her 1283 01:12:51,435 --> 01:12:54,370 she said she only worked here for three weeks. 1284 01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:59,709 - Both, she's been here for years 1285 01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:01,945 and has only been working here for a few weeks. 1286 01:13:05,449 --> 01:13:07,851 I got something for you, one second. 1287 01:13:12,255 --> 01:13:16,092 When I got the blues I play the crosswords. 1288 01:13:17,193 --> 01:13:18,695 And I'm gonna share that with you. 1289 01:13:21,164 --> 01:13:22,699 Can you help me with four down? 1290 01:13:26,670 --> 01:13:28,137 - Could be punk. 1291 01:13:28,137 --> 01:13:31,641 (hammer pounding) (gasping) 1292 01:13:31,641 --> 01:13:33,209 - Excuse me. 1293 01:13:33,209 --> 01:13:34,310 - Sorry, sorry. 1294 01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:37,180 Give me the poundy, smashy now. 1295 01:13:38,114 --> 01:13:39,649 Thank you. 1296 01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:43,453 Alright give me the one that goes-- (imitating cranking) 1297 01:13:43,453 --> 01:13:44,287 Thank you. 1298 01:13:46,189 --> 01:13:47,423 I think that... 1299 01:13:52,228 --> 01:13:53,530 She's fixed. 1300 01:13:53,530 --> 01:13:54,330 - Really? 1301 01:13:54,330 --> 01:13:55,565 - Yep, great. 1302 01:13:55,565 --> 01:13:56,766 Now here we land on the signature, 1303 01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:58,034 can we get the owner's signature? 1304 01:13:58,034 --> 01:14:00,003 - Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. (whistling) 1305 01:14:00,003 --> 01:14:00,870 Mr. Peterson. 1306 01:14:02,005 --> 01:14:03,773 The twin towers need your signature. 1307 01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:04,608 - Sure thing. 1308 01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:07,477 - No way. 1309 01:14:08,545 --> 01:14:09,913 (laughing) 1310 01:14:09,913 --> 01:14:11,147 - Alright. - Thank you gentlemen. 1311 01:14:11,147 --> 01:14:13,850 - Oh our pleasure, she is a lovely machine. 1312 01:14:13,850 --> 01:14:15,084 - Thank you very much. 1313 01:14:15,084 --> 01:14:16,285 - I was wondering if we could get some menus. 1314 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:17,386 I think we're gonna stay for dinner. 1315 01:14:17,386 --> 01:14:19,055 - Absolutely. - Great. 1316 01:14:19,055 --> 01:14:21,357 - On the house. - Why thank you. 1317 01:14:23,326 --> 01:14:26,062 - Dude, come on. 1318 01:14:27,196 --> 01:14:28,965 You're the owner? 1319 01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:31,167 - No one really owns anything, 1320 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:33,169 but this place was entrusted to me. 1321 01:14:33,169 --> 01:14:35,705 - Whatever, you paid their checks 1322 01:14:35,705 --> 01:14:37,874 and you're the one cleaning up the messes? 1323 01:14:37,874 --> 01:14:39,075 - Yeah. 1324 01:14:39,075 --> 01:14:40,476 I really don't mind. 1325 01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:43,446 - Dude if I were you I wouldn't even be here right now. 1326 01:14:43,446 --> 01:14:46,750 I'd be at home, kicking back, 1327 01:14:46,750 --> 01:14:50,520 watching a big screen TV and counting my cash. 1328 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:52,488 - I don't do this for the money. 1329 01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:53,723 - What? 1330 01:14:53,723 --> 01:14:56,526 - You can't trust money or things. 1331 01:14:57,927 --> 01:15:01,631 - Well, that's about all I do trust. 1332 01:15:03,099 --> 01:15:05,702 - And that's why you're the only one here in handcuffs. 1333 01:15:07,103 --> 01:15:11,074 You really want to be free follow what's in here. 1334 01:15:24,788 --> 01:15:25,855 - [Amos] Well what do you know 1335 01:15:25,855 --> 01:15:28,992 it's Officer Darcy just in time. 1336 01:15:28,992 --> 01:15:29,959 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 1337 01:15:30,827 --> 01:15:32,596 - Mason is it true? 1338 01:15:32,596 --> 01:15:35,398 Did you steal a Sega Genetics from the Target? 1339 01:15:35,398 --> 01:15:36,600 - Genesis. 1340 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:38,735 - A Sega Genesis from the Target? 1341 01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:43,439 - Yes ma'am but it's just Target. 1342 01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:45,041 - Mason why? 1343 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,309 - I don't know. 1344 01:15:46,309 --> 01:15:48,211 - Don't we give you everything you need? 1345 01:15:52,916 --> 01:15:55,384 Needless to say I am very disappointed in you. 1346 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:57,787 Your father is gonna be beside himself. 1347 01:15:57,787 --> 01:15:58,622 - I know. 1348 01:15:59,756 --> 01:16:01,691 - What am I gonna do with you? 1349 01:16:01,691 --> 01:16:03,627 - Maybe he could stay here with us. 1350 01:16:03,627 --> 01:16:06,162 - Oh I don't know. 1351 01:16:06,162 --> 01:16:08,064 - You want him to straighten out? 1352 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:09,766 I can't imagine a better place. 1353 01:16:09,766 --> 01:16:11,768 (sighing) 1354 01:16:11,768 --> 01:16:15,171 - Well thank you, I'll be in touch. 1355 01:16:15,171 --> 01:16:15,972 Come on Mason. 1356 01:16:29,485 --> 01:16:30,453 Thank you Officer. 1357 01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:34,658 - [Mae-Bee] Would the hero like a cup of Joe? 1358 01:16:34,658 --> 01:16:36,525 - Yeah, I'll hang out. 1359 01:16:39,729 --> 01:16:42,498 (dramatic music) 1360 01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:47,737 - Hey. 1361 01:16:49,505 --> 01:16:51,107 - There you are Tiny. 1362 01:16:52,575 --> 01:16:57,013 - Please don't, I mean do, but just give me a minute. 1363 01:16:59,983 --> 01:17:02,351 Now you y'all, y'all bear with me. 1364 01:17:02,351 --> 01:17:06,489 Someone once told me that the truth 1365 01:17:06,489 --> 01:17:07,791 will make your voice shake 1366 01:17:09,192 --> 01:17:13,496 and it'll gut you too sometimes to hear all that point blank 1367 01:17:13,496 --> 01:17:17,333 but that ain't the worse that can happen to someone like me 1368 01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:20,670 to hear something so hard and ugly and true about yourself 1369 01:17:20,670 --> 01:17:24,373 that you can't help but you know run into it head long. 1370 01:17:25,574 --> 01:17:26,710 That ain't the worst. 1371 01:17:28,544 --> 01:17:33,549 The worst is trolling around every night of your life 1372 01:17:34,718 --> 01:17:36,085 waiting for a pick up and pretending like 1373 01:17:37,386 --> 01:17:39,088 that's the only truth that there'll ever be 1374 01:17:39,088 --> 01:17:41,324 for you 'cause you're trouble 1375 01:17:42,959 --> 01:17:45,328 and trouble can't hope for no more. 1376 01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:47,263 - Tiny. - No. 1377 01:17:47,263 --> 01:17:51,701 No maybe that's what I'm trying to say here, 1378 01:17:51,701 --> 01:17:55,805 that my truth, no matter how hard I say it, 1379 01:17:57,106 --> 01:18:00,744 it isn't true, I don't believe it anymore. 1380 01:18:00,744 --> 01:18:03,646 - You don't? - Nope. 1381 01:18:03,646 --> 01:18:04,914 What you've been saying to me 1382 01:18:04,914 --> 01:18:06,883 for as long as I've been coming in here, 1383 01:18:08,217 --> 01:18:11,620 that my heart is worth fighting for, worth loving even, 1384 01:18:13,189 --> 01:18:15,925 I'm starting to believe it. 1385 01:18:15,925 --> 01:18:18,194 (laughing) 1386 01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:20,663 - Anything else? 1387 01:18:22,431 --> 01:18:24,267 - That I ain't no trouble for anyone. 1388 01:18:25,969 --> 01:18:28,271 - How's that truth feel when you say it Tiny? 1389 01:18:29,806 --> 01:18:32,308 - Like my heart's been waiting 34 years 1390 01:18:32,308 --> 01:18:34,077 for my mouth to say it out loud. 1391 01:18:35,478 --> 01:18:38,247 - Feels good right, like good home cooking. 1392 01:18:39,749 --> 01:18:41,851 (crying) 1393 01:18:43,052 --> 01:18:45,789 - Handlethorpes, you got a sledgehammer? 1394 01:18:48,958 --> 01:18:49,793 Oh. 1395 01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:53,229 Get it girl. 1396 01:18:55,464 --> 01:18:56,432 (yelling) 1397 01:18:56,432 --> 01:18:58,401 (laughing) (applauding) 1398 01:18:58,401 --> 01:18:59,668 - This calls for a toast. 1399 01:19:02,705 --> 01:19:03,639 I almost forgot. 1400 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:06,742 Mae-Bee you want to count us down? 1401 01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:09,612 - Okay, goodness is it that time already, okay here we go. 1402 01:19:09,612 --> 01:19:13,082 10. - Nine, eight, seven, 1403 01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:17,787 six, five, four, three, two, one. 1404 01:19:17,787 --> 01:19:19,655 Happy New Year! 1405 01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:22,625 - And happy birthday Tiny. 1406 01:19:22,625 --> 01:19:23,927 - Happy New Year. 1407 01:19:23,927 --> 01:19:25,328 Happy New Year. 1408 01:19:25,328 --> 01:19:27,196 - [Mae-Bee] Okay well. 1409 01:19:27,196 --> 01:19:29,298 You gonna blow out them candles or what? 1410 01:19:29,298 --> 01:19:33,669 - I want to memorize it all lit up like that. 1411 01:19:35,071 --> 01:19:36,973 I ain't never had one before. 1412 01:19:36,973 --> 01:19:40,143 - Had a what? - A birthday cake. 1413 01:19:40,143 --> 01:19:42,478 - Then happy first birthday. 1414 01:19:44,613 --> 01:19:46,115 (laughing) 1415 01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:47,650 - Okay here goes everything. 1416 01:19:49,953 --> 01:19:52,588 (cheering) (applauding) 1417 01:19:52,588 --> 01:19:55,691 - And we got you this. 1418 01:19:55,691 --> 01:19:57,793 - That's from both of us. - Yeah. 1419 01:19:57,793 --> 01:19:59,262 (laughing) 1420 01:19:59,262 --> 01:20:00,463 We know it will fit your car 1421 01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:02,631 because that's where we got it from. 1422 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:04,800 - Thank you. - Happy New Year. 1423 01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:08,171 - This is the awesomest New Year's ever 1424 01:20:08,171 --> 01:20:11,040 because we've all become a family. 1425 01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:13,576 - Hey. - Happy New Year. 1426 01:20:13,576 --> 01:20:14,643 Let's get some hats out here. 1427 01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:15,979 - [Amos] Alright some hats. 1428 01:20:15,979 --> 01:20:18,081 A blue one for the man in blue. 1429 01:20:18,081 --> 01:20:19,548 - Need blue, you do? 1430 01:20:19,548 --> 01:20:23,019 Okay. (horns blowing) 1431 01:20:23,019 --> 01:20:24,487 - Alright. 1432 01:20:25,855 --> 01:20:26,689 - That's it? 1433 01:20:30,526 --> 01:20:31,928 What happens next? 1434 01:20:31,928 --> 01:20:33,496 - What happens next? 1435 01:20:33,496 --> 01:20:34,730 Mom saves the day. 1436 01:20:35,865 --> 01:20:37,867 (horns blowing) 1437 01:20:37,867 --> 01:20:40,970 (applauding) 1438 01:20:40,970 --> 01:20:43,472 Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing? 1439 01:20:43,472 --> 01:20:45,041 - Hey Jack. 1440 01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:46,542 - [Jack's Father] Oh we've been worried about you. 1441 01:20:46,542 --> 01:20:48,878 You know you tore out of there pretty quick this morning. 1442 01:20:48,878 --> 01:20:50,646 - Yeah I know, I was just-- 1443 01:20:50,646 --> 01:20:52,115 - Jack, it's okay. 1444 01:20:55,784 --> 01:20:58,321 - Do you guys want some cake? - You bet. 1445 01:21:00,756 --> 01:21:01,757 - This is my booth. 1446 01:21:04,060 --> 01:21:05,528 - You first. - Thanks. 1447 01:21:09,498 --> 01:21:11,500 - Howdy. 1448 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:13,302 Here you go. 1449 01:21:13,302 --> 01:21:16,339 Can I get you some hot coffee or cocoa 1450 01:21:16,339 --> 01:21:17,440 to go with the cake? 1451 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:19,475 - I'll take some coffee. - Okay. 1452 01:21:19,475 --> 01:21:20,709 - Actually I was wondering if you had some-- 1453 01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:23,112 - Skim milk with a side bowl of lemon? 1454 01:21:23,112 --> 01:21:25,982 - Yeah, that's amazing. - I know. 1455 01:21:25,982 --> 01:21:28,651 - We really enjoyed having your son here with us 1456 01:21:28,651 --> 01:21:32,421 and we hope you make a habit of stopping in on the regular. 1457 01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:34,790 I'll go get your drinks. - Thank you. 1458 01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:38,427 - So who called you? 1459 01:21:39,428 --> 01:21:40,529 - Francis. 1460 01:21:42,331 --> 01:21:45,001 Did you get to meet her? 1461 01:21:45,001 --> 01:21:46,569 - Kind of. 1462 01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:48,371 - Did you find what you were looking for? 1463 01:21:49,372 --> 01:21:50,173 - Yeah. 1464 01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:51,941 - You okay? 1465 01:21:52,976 --> 01:21:54,577 - Yeah. 1466 01:21:54,577 --> 01:21:57,713 (car engine starting) 1467 01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:01,717 - Oh my gosh dude. 1468 01:22:01,717 --> 01:22:03,987 (laughing) 1469 01:22:10,226 --> 01:22:12,128 You know that was a really good story. 1470 01:22:13,396 --> 01:22:14,763 Thanks again for your help. 1471 01:22:15,631 --> 01:22:16,465 - No problem. 1472 01:22:18,834 --> 01:22:19,835 - So you think they're still there 1473 01:22:19,835 --> 01:22:21,137 over at The Griddle House? 1474 01:22:22,338 --> 01:22:23,706 - Somebody always is. 1475 01:22:25,741 --> 01:22:28,711 If there's anything I left out you'll find it in there. 1476 01:22:33,916 --> 01:22:34,883 - Thanks again. 1477 01:23:01,744 --> 01:23:04,780 * Coast to coast and I'm riding high * 1478 01:23:04,780 --> 01:23:08,217 * Still holding onto the simple life * 1479 01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:11,154 * My head up looking at the sky * 1480 01:23:11,154 --> 01:23:14,090 * And always just staying ahead of the tide * 1481 01:23:14,090 --> 01:23:16,459 * High and low or just the middle of the road * 1482 01:23:16,459 --> 01:23:20,496 * It's all the same so there you go * 1483 01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:23,766 * The tide rolls in and the tide rolls out * 1484 01:23:23,766 --> 01:23:26,969 * And all the good waves coming whoa * 1485 01:23:26,969 --> 01:23:29,972 * I'm having fun getting nowhere fast * 1486 01:23:29,972 --> 01:23:32,675 * Onto the waves, it's just too hard to pass * 1487 01:23:32,675 --> 01:23:34,043 * With my board as my shoes 1488 01:23:34,043 --> 01:23:37,913 * And the wave as my ride I'm always safe * 1489 01:23:37,913 --> 01:23:40,916 * Ahead of the tide 1490 01:23:43,786 --> 01:23:46,355 (upbeat music) 99597