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Who's that?
He looks familiar.
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That is Armie Hammer.
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- He starred in Lone Ranger.
- How old is he?
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No, not the old one.
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This was a remake
just a few years ago.
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What was his issue?
Cannibalism, allegedly.
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Bite play, stuff like that.
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So how was he canceled?
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He got dropped from
movies, from the stage.
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- His agents dropped him.
- What are we talking about?
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- You're late.
- Sorry. I had paperwork.
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Well, you just have to listen
and catch up, won't you?
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God, are you in a bad mood?
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Nope, I just know you're
gonna disagree with me.
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Oh, no. Are you serious?
What?
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You're gonna clear these guys?
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No, they're-they're
not all just guys.
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Really? Where are the women?
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I got one right here.
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I spotted one... Yep,
Henrietta Michaels,
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former Professor
at Northwestern.
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She was fired for using a word
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which was misunderstood
by her students.
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She wants to defend
herself on TV
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so she can get her job back.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That sounds like good TV.
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So four dozen guys accused
of rape and harassment,
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- and one woman.
- Oh, come on, Marissa.
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People are getting
canceled without a trial,
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no evidence presented
against them.
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- Because they did it.
- Maybe they did,
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maybe they didn't.
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Or maybe it's more nuanced.
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Oh, my God, you sound
like that Canadian guy.
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The one who wrote the
book about that thing.
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If I knew what that meant,
maybe I'd be offended.
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You want to play
cancel-culture cop.
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No. I want to play judge.
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- Oh, my God.
- Think about it.
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There are lots of reasons these
accusations never go to trial.
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The victims finally get
to accuse the victimizer
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face to face.
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- What if they don't want to?
- That's their choice.
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And the victimizer gets
the court to himself?
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To say whatever
bullshit he wants.
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This is a bad joke.
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- You're undercutting MeToo.
- No, no,
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- no, we're giving MeToo teeth.
That's right.
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If it relies on mob rule,
it'll exhaust itself.
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Okay. All right.
Mom, Dad, please.
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I hate when you fight.
Let's get back to work.
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Who's up first?
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- Who's this guy?
- Oh, uh. Joey Battle.
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- Stand-up.
- Oh, God, you mean Louis C.K. Two.
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- What'd he do?
He masturbated
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in front of two women
in a green room.
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To be fair, he did ask
for permission first.
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Seriously? If he did, he
didn't wait for a "yes."
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But he did not assault anyone.
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Oh. Are we really
setting the bar that low?
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Let's compromise. We'll do both.
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- Both?
- Yeah, this guy and, uh, Marissa's idea.
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The academic, uh,
Henrietta what's-her-name.
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Henrietta Michaels.
- That wasn't my idea.
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- When can we start?
You really think
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- there's time to do both?
We'll make the time.
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- Let's just schedule it.
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That's my time, guys.
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Thank you very much.
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June, you were great.
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The drinks are watered down,
so I know you're not drunk.
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No. You're funny.
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It's just this club sucks.
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Is this about Joey Battle?
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How'd you know?
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Reporters are the only ones
who approach me nowadays.
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I'm not a reporter.
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The last time I spoke
out about Joey Battle,
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this happened to me.
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I mean, I was on my way
to a serious career,
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and that scumbag derailed me.
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Not just off the tracks,
like buried under them.
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By testifying, you'd
get the truth out.
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Did you say "truth"?
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I thought we were talking
about a reality TV show.
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Millions of people could see it.
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I mean, I don't even
know the whole truth.
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When the story about
Joey was about to break,
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he reached out to
me on Facebook.
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And you know what he said?
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He said, "I'm sorry for
shoving you into a closet."
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He shoved you into a closet?
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No, with me, he just
jacked off into a plant.
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I can't help but think, though,
"who did he shove into a closet
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and what happened to her?"
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So you should
testify against him.
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- Bring that out.
- This is just another way for Battle
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to get his career back. I'm
not participating in that.
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What if it wasn't?
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What if he was actually
confronted with his crime?
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It'll never happen.
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People like Battle win.
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People like me lose.
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But, you know what? This
is my consolation prize.
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His Wikipedia page.
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He's no longer the
comedian saint.
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Now he's Mr. Masturbater
in the greenroom.
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Who's defending Battle?
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The comedian? David is.
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David Cord. Why?
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He's a lawyer.
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My guess is he wants to make
an issue of cancel culture.
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Then I want to prosecute him.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna rip him a new one.
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- David or the comedian?
- Both.
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Oh, that's the spirit.
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What about the other case...
The, uh, academic lady?
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That's different. She
shouldn't have been fired.
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No, you want to prosecute one,
you have to prosecute the other.
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- Why?
- Because I'm unpredictable.
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Haven't you heard?
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It's about cancel culture.
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- Have to explore all sides.
- I don't want to explore all sides.
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Well, this isn't
about what you want.
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Let's go into court.
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Nobody move! Get down!
Get down on the ground!
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Get down! This
party is a violation
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of COVID quarantine rules!
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Turn that fucking music off!
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Did you see that?
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Is something funny here?
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What the hell's so funny?
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Nobody said anything.
- Come here!
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Ms. Farrow,
where was this taken?
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At a friend's house party.
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It was a great day until
somebody called the cops.
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And the cop that
arrived was, uh,
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Officer McFinley, yes?
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Yes.
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Get down.
Get down over here!
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Ow! Hey, let me go.
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- I didn't do anything wrong!
- Get down!
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- Ow! Let me go.
- Get the fuck down!
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- Ow! Ow, you're hurting me.
- Stay down!
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- Ow!
- Get down! Stop resisting.
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- Stop!
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No...
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What happened next?
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I ran to her.
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She wasn't breathing.
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When the paramedics arrived,
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she was dead.
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You know that Antoinette's
family is suing the Chicago PD
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for five million dollars?
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Yes.
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If it were up to me,
it'd be ten times that.
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Thank you, Miss Farrow.
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Miss Farrow,
I'm-I'm so sorry
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for the loss of your friend.
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You were good
friends, weren't you?
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We were.
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So you knew she had a heart
condition? Tachycardia.
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- Can you tell us...
- Objection, Your Honor. That has.
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- Objection. Under the eggsh...
- nothing to do with what we're...
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're
on the same side, you two.
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Your Honor, under the eggshell
doctrine, it is irrelevant
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whether Antoinette
had a heart condition.
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What does matter is that the
defendant caused the injury.
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Your Honor, we would
argue that the stun gun
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wasn't the true cause of
death. Her heart condition was.
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Okay, well, good for you two.
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You both got your
statements out to the jury.
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Overruled. The defense
may argue causation.
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- Please continue.
- Ms. Farrow,
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did Antoinette's heart condition
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mean she was supposed
to avoid overexertion?
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She had a heart arrhythmia,
but she was careful.
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That cop put 50,000
volts through her.
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Right, that cop.
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Let's talk about that cop.
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Ms. Farrow, this is your
Instagram profile, isn't it?
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- Object-Obj...
- Objection.
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Okay. Give me a
hint, Counselors.
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- Relevance. - This is inflammatory.
- Okay, okay.
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So, what is going on over there?
Do you need separate tables?
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- No, Your Honor. - Just objection.
- You must know what's coming,
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because I don't. Overruled.
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On Instagram, you
quote these rap lyrics,
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"Fuck the cops like porn stars,
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keeping us caged behind bars."
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Objection, Your Honor.
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It speaks to the witness' bias.
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To quote rap lyrics? No.
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No. That shows the
counselor's racism.
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Oh, that's right, everything
you don't like is racist.
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The Supreme Court ruled
that rap lyrics can be
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- considered criminal evidence.
- No, they merely declined to reverse.
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And you're going
one step further
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to damn someone who
quotes the lyrics.
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- I'm not damning.
- Okay, I'm-I'm gonna talk now.
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I don't like this like this
line of reasoning, Counselor.
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I have quoted Johnny Cash's song
about shooting a man in Reno.
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Does that go to my
character? I hope not.
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Sustained. Let's move on.
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Professors expect
students to be respectful.
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I don't think it's
too much to expect
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that our teachers be
respectful in return.
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Okay, got it.
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And that irritated you?
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It more than irritated me.
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I-I found the word offensive.
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So you decided to call Professor
Henrietta Michaels out?
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Well, I just reported it.
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I mean, the word is
self-explanatory.
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- It's a triggering word.
- Here's the text of your tweet.
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Can you read it for His Honor?
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"How does Professor Michaels
think it's okay in 2021
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to use a word so
similar to the N-word?"
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So, at this point, I think we
need to talk about the word
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itself and how we're gonna
continue to refer to it.
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Our handy graphics
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orders until Friday...
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Has put the word on our display.
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That's the word.
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I feel like a little
duck should come down.
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"You say the magic word,
you collect a $100."
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Sorry, millennials, you
can look that one up.
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Anyway, from now on,
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I think we should
refer to the word as
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um...
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I don't know. Thoughts?
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N-word-ly?
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- Inelegant, but sure.
Uh, Your Honor,
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defense feels that any
euphemism for the word
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in question, uh, biases
the court against
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my client's honest
use of said word.
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"Said word?" Seriously?
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- It's powdered-wig time, my friend.
- Oh, no. Your Honor, really?
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No obtuse use of
language or Latin.
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You know the penalty.
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Thank you, Dean.
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Very becoming. Since I am
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the court, I will swear to you,
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I will not be
biased by said word.
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"N-word-ly" it is.
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Go ahead, Prosecutor.
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And you found her
use of that word...
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- Notice I didn't say "said word."
- Always in awe, Counselor.
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You found it offensive?
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Yes.
252
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Good. I think that's it.
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No more questions.
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- De lege lata. That was a joke.
- I don't care.
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- That's why we have two. Dean.
- No, no, no,
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- that was a joke, I... No.
- Come on, Marissa.
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Now, Camille, you
are aware the word...
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- What is it?
- N-word-ly.
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N-word-ly... you are aware
that it simply means "stingy"?
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- Right?
Yes.
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And that it comes from
an Old Norse word,
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"nigla," meaning "poor"
263
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- and it has the same root as the word "niggle"?
- Yes.
264
00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,915
So, if Professor Michaels
had said the word "niggle"
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- would you have felt offended?
- No.
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00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:59,484
- Why not?
- It wouldn't sound like
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- the "N-word."
- So it doesn't matter
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that the word in question
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has no racial
connotations whatsoever?
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Given how it
sounds, the word definitely
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has racial connotations,
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whether you're prepared to
acknowledge that or not.
273
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But the etymology of
the word is non-racial.
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I'm not an expert in etymology,
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but I do know something about
people using the N-word.
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Camille, before you tweeted
about Professor Michaels'
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use of N-word-ly,
278
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wasn't there something else
she did that upset you?
279
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:32,276
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Well, you asked her twice
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for an extension
on your term paper.
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Yeah-huh.
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And she said no.
283
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And when you did turn
in the term paper late
284
00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:46,227
anyway, what grade did you get?
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- She gave me a C.
And isn't that
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really the reason that you
wanted to get her fired?
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No.
288
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Can't you object or something?
289
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,716
- This has nothing to do with it.
- Even if she did object,
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00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,215
you'd still have to
answer the question.
291
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,762
This court is bullshit.
292
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You want to clear her so
she can get her job back,
293
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,201
but she knew what she was
doing using that word.
294
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,508
- No, I didn't.
- Come on.
295
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:09,206
You think college is meant
to be a warm, cuddly place
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- where you're not challenged.
- No,
297
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,558
I just don't want to spend
my day being offended.
298
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These are the words that
make up the English language.
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They exist.
300
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They don't mean what
you think they mean.
301
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,784
- And that is education.
- No.
302
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:25,788
An education is living in
now, not in the 16th century.
303
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,486
Okay, good.
That was illuminating.
304
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,706
You can step down now.
Thank you, my dear.
305
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,670
Fuck you. You're
not even trying.
306
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,116
The optics matter.
307
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,813
Racially.
308
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I agree.
309
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,949
Some of the jurors
may react to a woman
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interrogating a man, period.
311
00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,214
Well, we're both women.
312
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That... that can't be helped.
313
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:04,522
Some of the jurors may
feel more comfortable
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if, um
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00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,265
if I question the cop.
316
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:10,833
'Cause you're white?
317
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,749
Yes. I'm just speaking
pragmatically.
318
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,665
They may not think I have
as big a dog in the fight.
319
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:20,625
And, on the other hand,
some jurors might appreciate
320
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:23,280
that I dohave a
dog in the fight.
321
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,066
Okay. Well, I could
be more dispassionate.
322
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,198
Do we want dispassionate?
323
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:34,465
Liz, you're shoving me out
of my name partner position
324
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,903
- because of my race.
- I am doing nothing.
325
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:40,080
You are the one who
got our racist clients
326
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,559
to whine to STR Laurie about us.
327
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,320
Those clients bring in
a great deal of money,
328
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,388
and they are not racists.
329
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,303
Oh, are you fucking kidding me?
330
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:47,846
They have been my
clients for 15 years.
331
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,263
That's what it was about.
332
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,110
Are you saying that-that
if you were being replaced
333
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,571
by another white partner they
would have the same objection?
334
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:56,226
I'm saying... maybe they
worry about racial grudges.
335
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,359
- Oh, my God.
- I mean, what do you call
336
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,535
pushing me out of a-a...
of a name partnership
337
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:03,799
- that I worked for?
- That you felt entitled to.
338
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,670
Excuse me?
339
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:06,846
Really?
340
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:07,977
That's what you think?
341
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,718
Yeah.
342
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:12,764
I think that Barbara
Kolstad was shoved out
343
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,854
because you felt
entitled to her position.
344
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:19,467
Fine. Let's finish this case,
because here's the problem:
345
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:22,383
We can't work together
if you don't respect me.
346
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:25,734
No, we can't work together
if you use race cynically.
347
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,083
Oh, fine.
348
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:30,043
You cross-examine him,
because this is bullshit.
349
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,435
This is motherfucking bullshit.
350
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,916
You want to come after
me, you come after me
351
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,615
with an honest argument
about my lack of competence,
352
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,401
- my lack of worth.
- Your unworthiness...
353
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,925
Which you don't seem to
want to acknowledge...
354
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:46,842
Is you can't be the top
dog in a Black firm.
355
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,239
Wake up.
356
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,942
Ever shoot anybody?
357
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,291
No, ma'am.
358
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,989
Not in 11 years of service.
359
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,905
Other than on the occasion of
Antoinette Lacey's passing,
360
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,297
had you ever used your stun gun?
361
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,560
Never, and...
362
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,693
I hope to God I never do again.
363
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,651
Did anyone tell you
364
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,523
that Antoinette Lacey
had a heart condition?
365
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:19,135
No. No one did.
366
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,181
I just...
367
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,148
So, other than killing
an unarmed girl,
368
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,977
Object to "killed."
- you never used your stun gun?
369
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,458
- Yeah, Counselor, rephrase.
So, other than using
370
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,764
lethal force on an unarmed girl,
371
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,158
you only faced
disciplinary action
372
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,638
for violent behavior once?
373
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,248
I'm not sure what
you're referring to.
374
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:47,947
In February, 2019,
375
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,862
did Chicago PD
respond to a report
376
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,560
of a domestic dispute
at your house?
377
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,344
Objection. Your Honor,
Officer McFinley
378
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,955
isn't on trial for
his personal life.
379
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,392
No, he's on trial for
being a violent cop.
380
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,524
Overruled. The
witness may answer.
381
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,136
It wasn't...
382
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,702
It was an argument.
383
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:05,965
My wife...
384
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,009
My ex-wife...
385
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,706
We had a fight,
386
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,404
not a physical one, verbal.
387
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:13,276
- So it was just a noise disturbance?
- Yes.
388
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,887
- Your Honor...
- Uh, Your... Your Honor,
389
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:18,020
we would like to call
our next witness,
390
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,456
Officer McFinley's ex-wife,
391
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,868
- Vanessa McFinley.
Your Honor,
392
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,590
Ms. McFinley was not
on the witness list.
393
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,505
She doesn't need
to be. She's being used
394
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,898
to rebut Officer
McFinley's testimony.
395
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,225
- The testimony he just swore to.
- I'm sorry, just a moment,
396
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,425
- Ms. McFinley.
Your Honor, I know that
397
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:32,904
with your politics you lean
398
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,819
- to the worldview of BLM...
- No, no,
399
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,473
Counselor, please
don't try that.
400
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,649
Then we ask for a recess
to review with our client.
401
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,216
They can review all they want.
402
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,784
It's not gonna change what's
been said on the stand.
403
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:45,004
Well, still, Ms. Reddick, um
404
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,528
let's adjourn to
tomorrow morning.
405
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:52,315
Well, it was a good try
to get her in today.
406
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:53,882
Yeah, well, whether
we get her in today
407
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:57,320
or tomorrow, it doesn't
matter. She's a slam dunk.
408
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,197
Nicholas Dupont.
409
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,807
I represent comedians.
410
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:09,332
I want to help anyone
who's serious about comedy
411
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,638
and his career.
412
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,946
- His career but not her career?
- I... Uh, no, that's-that's not
413
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,948
- what I was trying to say.
- One for
414
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,188
- the prosecution, Dean.
No, no, wait. Now, she didn't
415
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,779
- let me finish my statement.
- Yes, she did, sir.
416
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,739
And you revealed your mindset
with a spontaneous utterance.
417
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,393
Continue, Madame Prosecutor.
418
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:28,960
- Miss Prosecutor.
- Miss, my apologies.
419
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,417
Your clients include Joey Battle.
That's right.
420
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:32,790
He's a very talented man.
421
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,315
One of the funniest men alive.
422
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,753
Did doing your best
for Joey mean silencing
423
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,494
June Barrow after
he victimized her?
424
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,365
Uh, objection to victimized.
425
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,802
You only get three objections
per day in my court, Mr. Cord.
426
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,195
You sure you want to use it now?
427
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,544
Uh...
428
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,285
Objection withdrawn.
429
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,331
I never silenced anyone.
430
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:55,552
I have here an affidavit from
Steve Brant at the Laugh Farm
431
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,380
saying you explicitly told him
432
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,252
to cancel June's
upcoming booking.
433
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,404
Eh, he hates me.
Uh-huh. And you
434
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,907
- apparently hate him.
- Look,
435
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,648
I might have called
her a loose cannon.
436
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,520
That's a possibilit...
437
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,652
Look, uh
438
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,655
at the time, I had no
idea there was any truth
439
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,590
- to the allegations about Joey.
- You didn't notice
440
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,572
that June's story had
uncanny similarities
441
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,922
to stories told by
other female comedians?
442
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:20,118
I heard a rumor that Joey
might have had an affair or two
443
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,665
that went sour, but...
444
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:25,582
I-I didn't understand
the allegations, exactly.
445
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,106
You never heard
that he had a habit
446
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,064
of inviting women to
his dressing room,
447
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,110
blocking the door,
and then masturbating
448
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,416
- into a potted ficus?
- Absolutely not.
449
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,158
So it's just a coincidence
that at your 2015 holiday party
450
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,875
you made a joke that
people should keep Joey
451
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,075
away from the Christmas tree?
452
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:47,691
I think this deserves
two slashes, Dean.
453
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,651
Marissa.
454
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:53,001
Use me however you want. I'm in.
455
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,176
- Really?
- Yes.
456
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,787
Oh! Thank you.
457
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,180
Hey.
458
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,617
Where was that passion
in the N-word case?
459
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:04,969
Oh, I guess I feel like
it's not the N-word.
460
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,319
It is.
461
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,451
It always is.
462
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:41,484
Witnesses heard the shooter
yell, "That's for Antoinette,"
463
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:44,226
- an apparent reference to the ongoing.
- Oh, my God.
464
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,856
- Civil suit against the officer.
- Diane, turn on the news.
465
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,534
In what is turning
into a season of...
466
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:53,192
Before two shots were
fired at close range.
467
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,150
The assailant is unknown
and still at large.
468
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,587
Many wonder whether the
ongoing brutality lawsuit
469
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,589
against the city had
something to do with
470
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,113
the patrol officer's murder.
471
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,941
Oh, fuck.
472
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,944
Jesse McFinley was a father
of four and a 15-year veteran
473
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,643
of the Chicago
Police Department.
474
00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:56,619
Do you
guys have a minute?
475
00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:57,925
Sure.
476
00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:02,059
Remember how you told
me how much you hate
477
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,428
being Blackopedia
for white people,
478
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:04,975
explaining what is
or isn't offensive?
479
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,586
Yeah.
480
00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:09,806
I really need to ask you if
something is or isn't offensive.
481
00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:13,723
We love playing this
game with white allies.
482
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,397
You can ask me about
Jews any time you want.
483
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:16,596
Just go.
484
00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:19,816
I'm prosecuting someone
in Wackner's court
485
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,731
who lost their professorship
for saying a word.
486
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,038
What word?
487
00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:29,652
Niggardly?
488
00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:30,784
As in "stingy"?
489
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:32,960
Exactly. Is the word offensive?
490
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:35,615
- No. It means stingy.
- Wait...
491
00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:36,920
It's a medieval word
492
00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:38,879
that no one uses in
casual conversation.
493
00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:41,423
- You really think it's offensive?
- I think it's a microaggression.
494
00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,100
And microaggressions
are like Pringles.
495
00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:45,320
You never have just one.
If you mean "stingy"...
496
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,148
But don't you undercut
the English language
497
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:49,150
when you reduce the number
of words we can use?
498
00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:50,281
Then create new ones!
499
00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:51,587
That's how language develops.
500
00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:53,894
- Why not do both?
- Okay.
501
00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:56,307
- African Americans aren't monolithic. I get it.
502
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:58,072
- No, Carmen is just weird.
- No.
503
00:22:58,115 --> 00:23:00,988
I just don't have the same
thin skin that you do.
504
00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:02,859
Really? Thin? Uh-huh.
505
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,924
Not a Black person on earth
would ever let that word slide.
506
00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:07,168
Thank you for supporting
the monolithic argument,
507
00:23:07,211 --> 00:23:09,388
but I think it has
nothing to do with that.
508
00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:13,479
Although I've asked
you to ignore the news,
509
00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:18,005
you've probably heard by
now that Officer McFinley
510
00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:20,442
- was killed last night.
511
00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:23,358
Our deepest sympathies
go out to his family.
512
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:27,144
Nevertheless, uh, this
case is not against him,
513
00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:29,930
it is against the Chicago PD.
514
00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:34,021
We must do our best
to set aside emotions
515
00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:36,415
and look only at the facts.
516
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,764
But first
517
00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:40,114
a moment of silence
518
00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:43,465
feels appropriate.
519
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:57,174
We're fucked.
520
00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:01,309
Thank you for answering
our questions, Ms. McFinley.
521
00:24:02,092 --> 00:24:05,182
Can you tell us about
your ex-husband's violence
522
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:07,576
and the domestic abuse call?
523
00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:10,971
: He was a good man.
524
00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:14,061
When he got stressed out,
525
00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:16,498
it was only 'cause he
was working too hard.
526
00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:20,328
He put his life on the
line every single day.
527
00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:23,113
But he-he, he did hit you?
528
00:24:23,157 --> 00:24:25,725
I'm so sorry, Jess.
529
00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:27,988
I'm so sorry. Oh, my God.
530
00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:29,511
You didn't deserve it.
531
00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:39,913
Mr. McFinley's death, in
the middle of this case,
532
00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:41,741
has clearly
prejudiced this jury.
533
00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:43,003
Why would you think that?
534
00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:44,265
Oh, come on.
535
00:24:44,308 --> 00:24:45,745
Not a great argument, Counselor.
536
00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:47,703
I'm going to need something
more than "Come on."
537
00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:48,835
We're worried that the jury
538
00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:50,358
won't base their
decision on fact.
539
00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:51,944
They're gonna base it on
McFinley being violently killed.
540
00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:53,535
You were never basing
this on the facts.
541
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:54,947
You were basing
this on the emotions
542
00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:56,233
for that poor Black girl.
543
00:24:56,277 --> 00:24:57,863
- Okay, thank you.
544
00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,735
I'm-I'm just gonna keep
talking until somebody listens.
545
00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:02,239
So, I'm just talking,
talking. Words, words, words.
546
00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:04,154
I'm calling a voir dire de novo.
547
00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:05,808
I know. I know.
548
00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:07,331
I've never done this before.
549
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,072
A voir dire, mid-trial,
550
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:10,987
you can re-question
the jury in chambers.
551
00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:12,902
You can ask them if
they're watching the news
552
00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:14,600
and find out how
they're impacted.
553
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:17,298
And if they are impacted,
you will declare a mistrial?
554
00:25:17,341 --> 00:25:18,560
I don't know what I'll do.
555
00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:20,606
You can solve this,
though. You know?
556
00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:25,219
You three can come up with some
kind of negotiated settlement.
557
00:25:25,262 --> 00:25:26,263
That's my recommendation.
558
00:25:26,307 --> 00:25:28,570
But what do I know?
559
00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:32,052
Joey invited comedians to
his dressing room for drinks
560
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:33,793
after shows sometimes.
561
00:25:33,836 --> 00:25:35,055
Hey, Joey.
562
00:25:35,098 --> 00:25:36,970
I was excited when
he invited me.
563
00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:39,233
I thought, finally, I'm
in the inner circle.
564
00:25:39,276 --> 00:25:41,931
I didn't realize it would
just be me and Joey.
565
00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,335
Can you tell us
what happened next?
566
00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:46,066
He asked if he could...
567
00:25:47,937 --> 00:25:49,504
Jerk off in front of me.
568
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,898
I thought it was a
joke, so I laughed.
569
00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:53,073
But then he did it.
570
00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:54,553
I just stood there.
571
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,903
Like it was some kind
of an initiation.
572
00:25:56,946 --> 00:25:58,600
Did you tell anyone
what happened?
573
00:25:58,644 --> 00:25:59,601
I told everyone,
574
00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:02,038
and they all blamed me.
575
00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:03,562
The men especially.
576
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,017
They just looked at me
like I compelled Joey
577
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:06,347
to quick masturbate.
578
00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:08,741
My manager told me
to shut my mouth,
579
00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:10,457
- or it would ruin my career.
- And did it?
580
00:26:10,481 --> 00:26:13,310
The first gig I had as a
headliner got canceled.
581
00:26:14,268 --> 00:26:16,052
Things went south after that.
582
00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:18,141
Has your career ever rebounded?
583
00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:19,882
Fuck no. Hmm-mm.
584
00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:21,754
I'm sorry, June.
585
00:26:21,797 --> 00:26:24,104
Nothing further.
586
00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:30,458
Ms. Barrow,
587
00:26:30,501 --> 00:26:35,289
you had a headliner gig
canceled on July 11, 2019?
588
00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:37,639
- Is that right?
- Uh-huh.
589
00:26:37,683 --> 00:26:40,860
I'd like to read a review
from a prior gig on July 10th.
590
00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:44,385
"While June Barrow has been
described as a rising star,
591
00:26:44,428 --> 00:26:47,431
"she proved tonight how
easy it is to mistake
592
00:26:47,475 --> 00:26:49,433
a low-flying satellite
for a distant sun."
593
00:26:49,477 --> 00:26:51,653
Ms. Barrow, your headliner gig
594
00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:53,524
was canceled because
of bad reviews.
595
00:26:53,568 --> 00:26:55,372
- Wasn't it?
- Comics get bad reviews all the time.
596
00:26:55,396 --> 00:26:56,745
Have you read Joey Battle's?
597
00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:58,617
Well, why don't you
show us your act then?
598
00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:00,072
Let the court see just
how funny you are.
599
00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:01,489
- Objection.
600
00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:03,273
: That
sounds like a good idea.
601
00:27:03,317 --> 00:27:04,492
It's irrelevant, Your Honor.
602
00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:06,450
This is the wrong
venue, the wrong crowd.
603
00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:08,322
You-You've gotten tons
of laughs in here.
604
00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:10,106
They were spontaneous.
This is different.
605
00:27:10,150 --> 00:27:12,674
Marissa, you're flailing.
606
00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:14,545
You know what you
get when you flail.
607
00:27:14,589 --> 00:27:15,982
I... Your Honor,
I am not flailing.
608
00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,810
Put it on, Marissa.
609
00:27:17,853 --> 00:27:19,594
Come on.
610
00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:23,685
Okay, be seated.
611
00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:26,470
Okay, let's hear it.
Tell us some jokes.
612
00:27:26,514 --> 00:27:29,386
- I'm not really a joke comedian.
- What other kind is there?
613
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:32,694
I tell stories about the
frailty of being human.
614
00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:34,304
Oh, okay. Do that.
615
00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:37,220
Uh...
616
00:27:38,308 --> 00:27:40,789
Ah, okay, uh...
617
00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:44,706
Uh, who came up with
the term "rape fantasy"?
618
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:48,362
I mean, what was that woman
thinking? She should aim higher.
619
00:27:48,405 --> 00:27:50,209
One day I'm gonna win an
Oscar and cure cancer,
620
00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:52,540
- and then...
621
00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,934
I love being a millennial.
622
00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:58,546
I can wake up late and blame
everyone else for everything.
623
00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:05,074
Okay, Dean.
624
00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:11,080
Have a seat in the,
uh, witness box,
625
00:28:11,124 --> 00:28:13,517
Juror Number Two.
626
00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:16,564
So, uh, the attorneys are
gonna ask you some questions
627
00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:19,306
about recent events to see
how you've been affected.
628
00:28:19,349 --> 00:28:20,829
Is that okay?
629
00:28:20,873 --> 00:28:24,485
You posted on Facebook
after the McFinley killing.
630
00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:25,747
- Didn't you?
- I guess.
631
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,836
I talk to my
grandkids every day.
632
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,229
Mm-hmm. You wrote,
633
00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:32,188
"People need to have
respect for what cops do.
634
00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:34,103
A hero was gunned down."
635
00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:35,777
I just think he deserves
a little respect.
636
00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:37,324
The man died.
637
00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:39,302
- Your Honor, we move to strike for cause.
- Objection.
638
00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:40,762
This is all racial.
639
00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:43,678
It is not. She wrote
in support of McFinley.
640
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,333
Yeah. Yeah, I'll give it to
you. Uh, juror dismissed.
641
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:47,900
Let's get the next one in here.
642
00:28:47,943 --> 00:28:49,510
Thank you. Thank you.
643
00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:53,688
Didn't three Black
students approach you
644
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,734
about not repeating
the word "N-word-ly"?
645
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:59,259
Oh, they objected to many
of the ways I taught.
646
00:28:59,302 --> 00:29:02,349
And, despite that, you
used the word again,
647
00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:04,370
even though you were told
it made them uncomfortable?
648
00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:06,788
Objection. Unduly argumentative.
649
00:29:06,832 --> 00:29:08,529
She didn't commit murder.
650
00:29:08,572 --> 00:29:11,445
True, but I love a good
Socratic argument. Go for it.
651
00:29:11,488 --> 00:29:13,448
You used "N-word-ly" again,
didn't you, Professor?
652
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:18,408
I took it as a teaching moment.
653
00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:21,150
I-I explained
what the word meant,
654
00:29:21,194 --> 00:29:24,284
and, uh, I had to use the
word in order to explain it.
655
00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:25,348
Even though you
were asked to stop?
656
00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:26,765
I'm an educator.
657
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:28,941
Challenging students
is my responsibility.
658
00:29:28,984 --> 00:29:30,377
So you're trying to offend?
659
00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:33,075
No, but I am trying
to prepare my students
660
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:36,122
for a world that won't kowtow
to their sensitivities.
661
00:29:36,165 --> 00:29:39,778
So you deliberately say
things to trigger students?
662
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:42,563
School is not a place
to be comforted.
663
00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:43,956
It's a place to be challenged.
664
00:29:43,999 --> 00:29:46,915
Where do you draw the
line between challenged
665
00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:48,177
and triggered?
666
00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:49,352
I don't.
667
00:29:49,396 --> 00:29:50,963
A-a-a class
shouldn't be governed
668
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:52,878
by the most fragile sensibility,
669
00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:56,882
or, or it would shy away
from every difficult subject.
670
00:29:56,925 --> 00:29:59,928
A history class
has to discuss rape
671
00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:01,669
when talking about war crimes.
672
00:30:01,712 --> 00:30:03,603
But it doesn't have
to describe it in detail.
673
00:30:03,627 --> 00:30:06,674
It does if it wants the
students to sympathize,
674
00:30:06,717 --> 00:30:09,285
to understand a
victim's account.
675
00:30:09,329 --> 00:30:11,984
The only way to honor a victim
676
00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:14,638
might be to relate
to her full account.
677
00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:17,598
Okay, I get that.
678
00:30:17,641 --> 00:30:20,557
But why not use
the word "stingy"
679
00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:24,692
or "miserly" instead
of "N-word-ly"?
680
00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:27,608
Because I like
clarity in language.
681
00:30:27,651 --> 00:30:29,436
I like variety in language.
682
00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:33,527
And, and-and, yes, maybe
I am pushing back a bit.
683
00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:34,876
Then why not use the N-word?
684
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,400
Could we have one
questioner at a time?
685
00:30:37,444 --> 00:30:38,967
No, answer the question.
686
00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:41,404
If you want to push back, why
not use the actual N-word?
687
00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:46,670
Because I'm not teaching the
Civil War or Huckleberry Finn.
688
00:30:46,714 --> 00:30:48,934
And if you
were, you might?
689
00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,328
Yes.
690
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:55,114
Juror 14.
691
00:30:55,157 --> 00:30:57,594
Identifies as mixed race.
692
00:30:57,638 --> 00:30:59,205
Works at a food bank.
693
00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:00,946
Probably won't be
able to knock him off.
694
00:31:00,989 --> 00:31:02,512
We're out of options.
695
00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:05,037
We need one more juror
bumped to get our mistrial.
696
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,406
- I've checked. We don't have anything else.
697
00:31:07,430 --> 00:31:09,476
You need to see this.
698
00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:10,912
Oh, good God. What now?
699
00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:12,218
We're on the news.
700
00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:14,046
On? What does that mean?
701
00:31:14,089 --> 00:31:16,396
Systemic racism.
White privilege.
702
00:31:16,439 --> 00:31:20,226
We hear it from academics
and Hollywood celebrities
703
00:31:20,269 --> 00:31:21,923
and basketball players.
704
00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:24,012
By the way, how many houses
does LeBron James have?
705
00:31:24,056 --> 00:31:27,581
Now add to the list Marxist
slip-and-fall lawyers
706
00:31:27,624 --> 00:31:29,931
from "Raddick" /Lockhart.
707
00:31:29,975 --> 00:31:32,629
You need to hear what one
of these lawyers had to say
708
00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,631
about martyred
Chicago police officer
709
00:31:34,675 --> 00:31:36,590
Jesse Patrick McFinley.
710
00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:39,419
Cops have not been held
accountable for far too long,
711
00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:41,508
and now the bill is due.
712
00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:44,337
I made that statement
before McFinley was killed.
713
00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:46,774
A cop gunned down in cold blood.
714
00:31:46,817 --> 00:31:48,776
And to lawyer Diane Lockhart,
715
00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:51,387
- Oh...
- "The bill's come due."
716
00:31:51,431 --> 00:31:53,433
Was that not her
finger on the trigger
717
00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:57,089
as much as whatever
thug held the gun?
718
00:31:57,132 --> 00:31:58,612
I'm asking the question
719
00:31:58,655 --> 00:32:01,397
because that's what we do here.
720
00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:04,966
Maybe we could use this.
721
00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:09,275
With the judge?
722
00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:11,146
He hates Fox News.
723
00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:13,070
Maybe we could start over
again with the jurors.
724
00:32:13,105 --> 00:32:16,586
Well, I'm glad you find
something positive here.
725
00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:19,328
He just called you
two co-assassins.
726
00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:21,765
We need to get you security.
727
00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:32,167
So one more juror.
728
00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:34,126
And we have our mistrial.
729
00:32:34,169 --> 00:32:35,605
That's doable.
730
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:42,395
Stay close.
731
00:33:12,381 --> 00:33:13,948
All rise.
732
00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:19,649
May we approach, Your Honor?
733
00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:22,652
Uh, sure. Yeah. Let's go ahead.
734
00:33:22,696 --> 00:33:25,394
You may be seated. Thank you.
735
00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:31,444
Your Honor, last night Ted
Willoughby on Fox News...
736
00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:33,011
Yes, I-I know who he is.
737
00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:34,838
He accused the two of
us of being complicit
738
00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:36,884
in the murder of
Officer McFinley...
739
00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:38,818
Was this the first time
someone on Fox was mean to you?
740
00:33:38,842 --> 00:33:41,802
We're concerned about his
influence on the jury.
741
00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:43,586
We'd like to ask
the jurors about it.
742
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,545
Your Honor, we already
went through the jurors.
743
00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:47,590
You ruled no mistrial.
744
00:33:47,634 --> 00:33:49,201
This is new influence.
745
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:50,941
They just want another
bite at the apple.
746
00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:52,508
They want to get one
more juror bumped.
747
00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:55,076
We want an unbiased
jury just like you do.
748
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,556
Just like His Honor does.
749
00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:58,993
And we don't want the
influence of Fox News.
750
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,647
They're playing on
your bias against Fox.
751
00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:05,565
Okay, uh, voir dire
de novo et doctuse.
752
00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:08,002
That's Latin for "the sequel."
753
00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:12,050
Do you know who
Ted Willoughby is?
754
00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:12,963
I do.
755
00:34:13,007 --> 00:34:14,202
And have you watched his show?
756
00:34:14,226 --> 00:34:15,749
Not has she watched his show,
757
00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:17,707
but has she watched
his show last night?
758
00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:19,100
Okay, I'll ask.
759
00:34:19,144 --> 00:34:20,469
Have you watched the
Ted Willoughby show
760
00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:21,450
in the last two days?
761
00:34:21,494 --> 00:34:22,582
Uh, no, I don't watch it.
762
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:24,584
Some people from my church have,
763
00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:25,933
but I don't like it.
764
00:34:25,976 --> 00:34:27,587
And has anyone from
your church told you
765
00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:29,130
that Ted Willoughby
said that the two of us
766
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:30,503
are responsible
for the murder...
767
00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:31,895
She just said she didn't see it.
768
00:34:31,939 --> 00:34:33,134
Don't try to fill her
in and create some bias
769
00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:34,724
where there is none.
770
00:34:34,768 --> 00:34:36,267
We take exception to that
characterization, Your Honor.
771
00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:37,964
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Come here. All of you.
772
00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:40,817
Uh, no, sorry. Not
you. Uh, sorry, stay.
773
00:34:40,861 --> 00:34:43,124
Um, Counselors, you
two are pushing it.
774
00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:45,083
You get to ask these
jurors one question.
775
00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:47,085
Have they seen this
reporter? And that's it.
776
00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:49,150
And whether they're intimidated
by the presence of cops
777
00:34:49,174 --> 00:34:50,653
- in the courtroom.
- Your Honor...
778
00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:52,133
No, that's a
reasonable question.
779
00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:54,657
And if we get noes from
the jurors, we move on.
780
00:34:54,701 --> 00:34:56,964
- Understood?
Yes.
781
00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:59,140
That didn't go well.
782
00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:00,620
Okay. What now?
783
00:35:00,663 --> 00:35:02,187
Prepare for trial.
784
00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:03,971
I'll see if the jurors'
answers check out.
785
00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:08,584
This is odd. The
case I didn't care about
786
00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:11,413
is going well, and the one I
do care about is cratering.
787
00:35:11,457 --> 00:35:12,893
- Did you see that guy?
- No.
788
00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:15,548
- What?
- It was Joey Battle.
789
00:35:19,682 --> 00:35:21,423
What was Joey Battle doing here?
790
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:22,859
He met with David Lee.
791
00:35:22,903 --> 00:35:25,166
He's negotiating a
contract with Del Cooper.
792
00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:29,866
Del Cooper to the stand.
793
00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:31,651
I'm sorry, you want...
794
00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:33,174
Del Cooper.
795
00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:36,134
I know he can hear me,
he's in the control room.
796
00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:38,832
Ah. See? Here he comes.
797
00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,442
Hey, Hal, uh, Your Honor,
798
00:35:40,486 --> 00:35:42,618
look, I'm really needed in
the control room right now.
799
00:35:42,662 --> 00:35:44,490
If this is a TV show, yes.
800
00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:46,187
But if this is a court, no.
801
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:49,016
Step up here, Del.
802
00:35:55,065 --> 00:35:57,764
If I take the stand, then
I'm breaking the fourth wall,
803
00:35:57,807 --> 00:35:59,244
and we don't want to do that.
804
00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:00,984
Nobody's breaking any walls.
805
00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:03,944
Sit down in the chair, and let
her ask whatever she wants.
806
00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:08,209
Mr. Cooper, you
had a conversation
807
00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:10,342
with Judge Wackner prior
to this trial, didn't you?
808
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:12,668
- Objection.
- You were part of that conversation, Mr. Cord.
809
00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:14,041
So were you.
810
00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:15,999
Exactly. So we all
have to be honest here.
811
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:19,307
Mr. Cooper, you
encouraged Judge Wackner
812
00:36:19,351 --> 00:36:21,353
to take this Joey
Battle case, didn't you?
813
00:36:21,396 --> 00:36:22,919
I have to object, Your Honor.
814
00:36:22,963 --> 00:36:24,245
This court is entitled to
adjudicate any dispute...
815
00:36:24,269 --> 00:36:25,879
Where are you going
with this, Marissa?
816
00:36:25,922 --> 00:36:27,533
Mr. Cooper, you
hoped to rehabilitate
817
00:36:27,576 --> 00:36:29,883
Joey Battle's career,
isn't that right?
818
00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:32,320
So you could put him back
on your streaming site
819
00:36:32,364 --> 00:36:35,193
for a stand-up you're recording
in St. Louis in 14 days?
820
00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:37,412
No.
821
00:36:37,456 --> 00:36:39,371
I thought it would be
good for this show.
822
00:36:39,414 --> 00:36:41,068
This show?
823
00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:43,723
This show, meaning
Wackner's court?
824
00:36:43,766 --> 00:36:45,420
- This is a mistake, Marissa.
- Is it?
825
00:36:45,464 --> 00:36:47,901
Aren't we just here to
discover the truth, Your Honor?
826
00:36:47,944 --> 00:36:50,120
You have something to
say to me, just say it.
827
00:36:50,164 --> 00:36:52,775
Have you prejudged this case?
828
00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:56,649
Are you questioning
my integrity?
829
00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:57,867
I'm asking if you pre...
830
00:36:57,911 --> 00:36:59,782
No, goddamn it!
831
00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:04,613
You will answer my question
before you ask me yours.
832
00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:07,094
If you've already decided
how this case will end,
833
00:37:07,137 --> 00:37:09,183
Your Honor, if we're here
to give Del the ending
834
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,379
he wants for his TV show and
to make you rich and famous,
835
00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:13,598
- then, yes, I am questioning your integrity.
- Put the cameras on.
836
00:37:13,622 --> 00:37:16,495
You pack up your things and
you get the fuck out of here.
837
00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:21,282
The women who have trusted this
court deserve representation.
838
00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:22,849
Well, you should've
thought of that
839
00:37:22,892 --> 00:37:24,305
before you ran off
your fucking mouth.
840
00:37:24,329 --> 00:37:26,374
Now, you get the hell
out of my courtroom!
841
00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:31,161
Wow.
842
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,033
Oh, my God.
843
00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:20,776
It happened last night.
844
00:38:20,820 --> 00:38:22,648
Security doesn't
know how they got in.
845
00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:23,823
Of course they don't.
846
00:38:23,866 --> 00:38:25,564
They suggest we call the cops.
847
00:38:25,607 --> 00:38:27,653
We're gonna have to paint.
848
00:38:27,696 --> 00:38:29,176
I called building maintenance.
849
00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:31,352
- They say we may have to wait.
- What? Why?
850
00:38:31,396 --> 00:38:33,093
'Cause we're cop killers.
851
00:38:33,876 --> 00:38:35,008
Liz, Diane...
852
00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:37,184
I think you might want to see
853
00:38:37,227 --> 00:38:38,683
what Ted Willoughby's
been saying lately.
854
00:38:38,707 --> 00:38:40,796
I think we get the idea, Julius.
855
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,451
No, this is something else.
856
00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:47,063
The man who gave his life to
protect his fellow citizens
857
00:38:47,107 --> 00:38:50,458
is dead, but that's not
enough for the two lawyers
858
00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:52,199
spitting on his grave.
859
00:38:52,242 --> 00:38:54,375
The militant Elizabeth Reddick,
860
00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:57,073
daughter of a disgraced
civil rights leader,
861
00:38:57,117 --> 00:39:00,033
and liberal looney
tune Diane Lockhart.
862
00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:03,036
If the name Diane Lockhart
sounds familiar to you,
863
00:39:03,079 --> 00:39:04,994
that may be because
of my colleague
864
00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:07,040
Duke Roscoe's discovery.
865
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:11,218
He outed her 11 years ago
as a closeted lesbian.
866
00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:14,439
Diane Lockhart is
technically married,
867
00:39:14,482 --> 00:39:17,616
but to a man we rarely
see. Why is that?
868
00:39:17,659 --> 00:39:20,140
Could it be that she has
something more in common
869
00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:22,534
with someone else?
870
00:39:22,577 --> 00:39:24,144
Someone she works with?
871
00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:27,539
She and Liz Reddick
appear to be inseparable.
872
00:39:27,582 --> 00:39:29,758
Is Liz Reddick Diane
Lockhart's new lover?
873
00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:33,390
I'm just asking questions.
There's no way to know for sure,
874
00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:37,026
because Diane Lockhart and
Liz Reddick won't tell us.
875
00:39:38,506 --> 00:39:40,421
These two lipstick
lawyers want the jury to
876
00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:44,120
believe their eyes when they
look at fuzzy cell phone videos.
877
00:39:44,164 --> 00:39:46,688
Why don't they want
us to believe our eyes
878
00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:48,429
when we look at them?
879
00:39:59,701 --> 00:40:00,876
So...
880
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,313
When do I get to meet your son?
881
00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:06,578
I don't know.
882
00:40:06,621 --> 00:40:07,666
Are we that serious?
883
00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:10,495
I don't know. You tell me.
884
00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:11,931
How's Diane?
885
00:40:11,974 --> 00:40:13,585
Mm-hmm.
886
00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:16,588
So, you're telling me, I
have nothing to worry about?
887
00:40:16,631 --> 00:40:17,763
Okay, Diane and I,
888
00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:19,242
- we go a long way back.
- Mm-hmm.
889
00:40:19,286 --> 00:40:21,244
All right? We didn't
become lovers until after.
890
00:40:21,288 --> 00:40:24,247
Trump was elected. It was
a very experimental thing.
891
00:40:25,466 --> 00:40:27,773
Yeah, so, uh... This
is a bit, right?
892
00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:30,253
- Yeah, you'll never know.
- Mm-hmm.
893
00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:31,646
I have ways of making you talk.
894
00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:40,350
Shit.
895
00:40:40,394 --> 00:40:42,309
Yeah, it's me.
896
00:40:42,352 --> 00:40:43,789
No.
897
00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:45,878
No, no, no. You tell him "no."
898
00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:47,619
I-I don't care if
it's contractual.
899
00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:50,622
All right? I'm coming
down right now.
900
00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:51,797
Who was that?
901
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,929
That is my secret lover.
902
00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:56,889
- Huh?
- My, uh, latest reality star.
903
00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:59,152
- Yeah.
- Come here.
904
00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:02,242
Mm.
905
00:41:02,285 --> 00:41:05,680
Are you
questioning my integrity?
906
00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:08,509
- I'm asking if you've pre...
- No, goddamn it!
907
00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:12,644
You will answer my question
before you ask me yours.
908
00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:14,472
If you've
already decided
909
00:41:14,515 --> 00:41:16,430
how this case will
end, Your Honor,
910
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:18,519
if we're here to give
Del the ending he wants
911
00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:20,521
for his TV show, and to
make you rich and famous,
912
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:23,481
then yes, I am questioning
your integrity.
913
00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:25,657
You pack up your things,
and you get the...
914
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:27,963
Hey, hey, hey, man.
915
00:41:28,007 --> 00:41:29,399
- Judge.
- Hmm?
916
00:41:29,443 --> 00:41:30,531
Look
917
00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:32,751
you lost your temper. Okay?
918
00:41:32,794 --> 00:41:34,796
It's no big deal.
919
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,537
I'm Pol Pot.
920
00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:38,844
- I'm Ceausescu.
- No. No.
921
00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:40,454
Man, look.
922
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,457
One of the biggest moments
in reality TV history
923
00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:47,983
was Tyra Banks losing her
shit on America's Top Model.
924
00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:50,464
She had a meltdown.
Meltdowns are good TV.
925
00:41:52,205 --> 00:41:54,381
Pick up, Marissa. Pick up.
926
00:41:54,424 --> 00:41:56,514
Come on. Come on.
927
00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:58,037
Pick up.
928
00:42:05,435 --> 00:42:06,741
I'm here.
929
00:42:06,785 --> 00:42:09,048
Hey...
930
00:42:09,091 --> 00:42:11,006
I want you to come
back to court.
931
00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:12,399
I want you to finish your cases.
932
00:42:12,442 --> 00:42:13,661
Why?
933
00:42:13,705 --> 00:42:15,881
Because I made a mistake.
934
00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:17,578
I was an asshole.
935
00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:18,710
You were right.
936
00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:20,581
Do you want me to apologize?
937
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:21,843
I will.
938
00:42:21,887 --> 00:42:23,584
Yeah, actually, I do.
939
00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:26,065
I'm sorry.
940
00:42:26,108 --> 00:42:28,023
I was biased.
941
00:42:28,067 --> 00:42:31,200
I won't be when you come back.
942
00:42:31,244 --> 00:42:33,638
I'm taking this
seriously, Your Honor.
943
00:42:33,681 --> 00:42:35,204
I know you are.
944
00:42:35,248 --> 00:42:37,206
That's why I want you back.
945
00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:39,469
You got to finish it.
946
00:42:44,649 --> 00:42:45,911
Thank you. Come in.
947
00:42:45,954 --> 00:42:50,655
Uh, hey. Thank you
for stopping by.
948
00:42:50,698 --> 00:42:52,613
Um...
949
00:42:52,657 --> 00:42:54,528
I...
950
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,575
I've been worried that
I was insensitive,
951
00:42:57,618 --> 00:43:00,186
and I wanted to get a gut
check from both of you.
952
00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:02,318
Sure, Your Honor. What is it?
953
00:43:02,362 --> 00:43:04,209
I've been watching the two
of you throughout the case,
954
00:43:04,233 --> 00:43:06,366
and I realized, after
what I heard last night,
955
00:43:06,409 --> 00:43:09,108
that, uh, your discomfort
956
00:43:09,151 --> 00:43:11,806
made sense to me.
957
00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:17,290
If my wife and I
ever tried to work together,
958
00:43:17,333 --> 00:43:18,987
our relationship wouldn't last
959
00:43:19,031 --> 00:43:21,468
: Ten minutes.
960
00:43:21,511 --> 00:43:24,384
So, yeah, more power to you.
961
00:43:24,427 --> 00:43:27,300
I just... I'm a great
friend of the LGBTQ,
962
00:43:27,343 --> 00:43:30,695
uh, plus, you know, community.
963
00:43:30,738 --> 00:43:33,175
Thank you, Your Honor.
964
00:43:34,829 --> 00:43:36,831
Yeah, um...
965
00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:38,528
Yeah, actually, you know what?
966
00:43:38,572 --> 00:43:40,811
Your Honor, there is, there
is something that you could
967
00:43:40,835 --> 00:43:42,750
could settle for us.
968
00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:44,317
Oh, great. Certainly. Yeah.
969
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,798
One of the jurors, uh,
the one from the church?
970
00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:50,497
Uh, I think she's noticed
how close we are together.
971
00:43:50,540 --> 00:43:51,977
And, uh...
972
00:43:52,020 --> 00:43:53,519
: I-I hope you
don't mind me saying this.
973
00:43:53,543 --> 00:43:55,981
No, it's been on my
mind as well. She did...
974
00:43:56,024 --> 00:43:58,070
She did see us
out in the hall...
975
00:43:58,113 --> 00:43:59,506
Yeah.
- Together.
976
00:43:59,549 --> 00:44:01,987
Yeah, and, uh, uh,
we're just worried
977
00:44:02,030 --> 00:44:05,164
that our relationship may
have played into her bias.
978
00:44:05,207 --> 00:44:07,906
It would just be
good to be certain.
979
00:44:07,949 --> 00:44:10,125
Don't you think, darling?
980
00:44:14,564 --> 00:44:16,020
So, you go ahead and
ask your questions.
981
00:44:16,044 --> 00:44:17,567
Show what a terrible
person I am.
982
00:44:17,611 --> 00:44:21,049
I guarantee you, I already
know, so does everyone else.
983
00:44:21,093 --> 00:44:23,356
Yeah, that's sort
of your schtick,
984
00:44:23,399 --> 00:44:25,184
saying how awful you are.
985
00:44:25,227 --> 00:44:27,708
My schtick? No, it's the,
the voices in my head.
986
00:44:27,752 --> 00:44:29,405
No. Oof.
987
00:44:29,449 --> 00:44:31,407
- I'm an asshole. Good one.
988
00:44:31,451 --> 00:44:33,758
Seems like you feel
pretty sorry for yourself.
989
00:44:33,801 --> 00:44:35,411
I do? I'm sorry.
990
00:44:35,455 --> 00:44:39,024
But you don't feel sorry for
how you treat other people.
991
00:44:39,067 --> 00:44:40,852
Is that a question?
992
00:44:40,895 --> 00:44:43,463
You want to make it in
this business? Be ruthless.
993
00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:45,508
The only thing that
matters is your material.
994
00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:47,859
Other people, they're not real.
995
00:44:47,902 --> 00:44:50,949
You can't worry
about their feelings.
996
00:44:50,992 --> 00:44:52,298
The minute you care
997
00:44:52,341 --> 00:44:54,387
comedy dies.
998
00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:56,519
"Other people are not real."
999
00:44:56,563 --> 00:44:59,435
That was four years ago.
I'm a different person.
1000
00:44:59,479 --> 00:45:02,134
Two nights ago, you
did a set at 2:00 a.m.
1001
00:45:02,177 --> 00:45:03,613
at The Side Room downtown.
1002
00:45:03,657 --> 00:45:06,268
I-I was testing
out some material.
1003
00:45:06,312 --> 00:45:08,488
Trying some stuff out.
1004
00:45:08,531 --> 00:45:10,205
So there's all these
stupid women out there
1005
00:45:10,229 --> 00:45:14,407
who are going around saying,
"Oh, he did awful things to me."
1006
00:45:14,450 --> 00:45:17,323
Which just makes it harder,
in this day and age,
1007
00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:20,413
for me to convince other women
to let me do awful things
1008
00:45:20,456 --> 00:45:21,782
to them, which I
want to do because
1009
00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:23,982
- I'm a male human being!
1010
00:45:24,025 --> 00:45:25,873
You'd think people would
understand that by now,
1011
00:45:25,897 --> 00:45:28,595
but they seem to be completely
hung up on the whole
1012
00:45:28,638 --> 00:45:31,250
"doing awful things" aspect.
1013
00:45:31,293 --> 00:45:32,817
Is that the new you?
1014
00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:34,079
No.
1015
00:45:34,122 --> 00:45:35,428
That is... Look.
1016
00:45:35,471 --> 00:45:37,647
Comedy, it's, um...
1017
00:45:37,691 --> 00:45:38,910
I do bits.
1018
00:45:38,953 --> 00:45:40,781
It's a mercurial, kind of...
1019
00:45:40,825 --> 00:45:42,827
They're not real. It's
not, you know, it's...
1020
00:45:42,870 --> 00:45:46,178
What you got to look at is
they're just a whatchamacall...
1021
00:45:46,221 --> 00:45:47,875
Like a... Ah.
1022
00:45:53,446 --> 00:45:54,926
The time has come.
1023
00:45:54,969 --> 00:45:56,275
I am ready to rule.
1024
00:45:57,232 --> 00:45:59,321
Henrietta, you were born free,
1025
00:45:59,365 --> 00:46:01,628
and I return you to
your natural state.
1026
00:46:02,977 --> 00:46:04,065
What does that mean?
1027
00:46:04,109 --> 00:46:05,284
It means you may go.
1028
00:46:05,327 --> 00:46:07,286
What you did falls
under the category
1029
00:46:07,329 --> 00:46:08,940
of "awful but lawful."
1030
00:46:08,983 --> 00:46:11,638
And we here at the
Circuit Court of 9 3/4
1031
00:46:11,681 --> 00:46:14,684
are not in the business
of regulating manners.
1032
00:46:14,728 --> 00:46:15,947
So, goodbye.
1033
00:46:15,990 --> 00:46:18,819
Your Honor, that's
actually not what I want.
1034
00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:20,386
It isn't?
1035
00:46:20,429 --> 00:46:21,648
What does that mean?
1036
00:46:21,691 --> 00:46:24,216
It would help me get my job back
1037
00:46:24,259 --> 00:46:26,218
if the school knew I
was being punished.
1038
00:46:26,261 --> 00:46:27,959
You want
to be punished?
1039
00:46:28,002 --> 00:46:29,351
Yes, please.
1040
00:46:29,395 --> 00:46:32,311
It's the only way I
can be uncanceled.
1041
00:46:32,354 --> 00:46:35,096
If they know the
canceling was satisfied.
1042
00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:38,056
I have only one word for that...
1043
00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:39,448
Oy.
1044
00:46:39,492 --> 00:46:43,496
But sure. I penalize you to, um
1045
00:46:43,539 --> 00:46:45,541
cleaning the school
bathrooms for a week.
1046
00:46:46,368 --> 00:46:48,022
- Thank you, Your Honor.
- Anytime.
1047
00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:50,285
- Good luck.
1048
00:46:50,329 --> 00:46:51,373
And now Joey Battle.
1049
00:46:51,417 --> 00:46:53,071
Yes, Your Honor. Yes.
1050
00:46:53,114 --> 00:46:56,465
Joey, as you can see, the score
really isn't in your favor.
1051
00:46:56,509 --> 00:46:58,206
I understand you want
your career back.
1052
00:46:58,250 --> 00:47:00,556
You are a funny man.
1053
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,210
It takes hard work to get funny.
1054
00:47:02,254 --> 00:47:03,864
Maybe you think that's enough.
1055
00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:07,085
But you haven't done anything
for the women you hurt.
1056
00:47:07,128 --> 00:47:08,347
You haven't made amends.
1057
00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:10,088
Your Honor, I...
1058
00:47:10,131 --> 00:47:11,829
I brought my checkbook.
1059
00:47:11,872 --> 00:47:13,502
You're a rich man, Joey.
I think everyone here
1060
00:47:13,526 --> 00:47:15,006
knows the minute
you go back to work,
1061
00:47:15,049 --> 00:47:16,834
you'll earn back
your fine in no time.
1062
00:47:16,877 --> 00:47:19,619
Your Honor, everybody
deserves a second chance.
1063
00:47:19,662 --> 00:47:21,708
You know the expression,
"doing your time"?
1064
00:47:21,751 --> 00:47:24,711
Your Honor, I haven't worked
a major venue in over a year.
1065
00:47:24,754 --> 00:47:27,235
How much time do
you want me to take?
1066
00:47:27,279 --> 00:47:31,544
Doing time means more
than taking time.
1067
00:47:31,587 --> 00:47:33,851
It means serving your sentence.
1068
00:47:33,894 --> 00:47:35,200
Going to prison.
1069
00:47:35,243 --> 00:47:37,506
You want to come back? Okay.
1070
00:47:37,550 --> 00:47:39,944
First, you got to do your time.
1071
00:47:39,987 --> 00:47:42,033
Three-week sentence.
1072
00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:43,382
June.
1073
00:47:43,425 --> 00:47:45,036
- Yes?
- Please.
1074
00:47:45,079 --> 00:47:47,560
Come. Here you go.
1075
00:47:47,603 --> 00:47:49,040
Go ahead. Cuff him.
1076
00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:51,303
Is this some kind of a
metaphor or something?
1077
00:47:51,346 --> 00:47:53,044
- Like an adult time-out?
- Yes, Joey.
1078
00:47:53,087 --> 00:47:55,655
That's exactly what prison
is, an adult time-out.
1079
00:47:55,698 --> 00:47:58,049
You keep saying pri... Uh,
this is a joke, though, right?
1080
00:47:58,092 --> 00:48:01,226
June. I said cuff him.
1081
00:48:01,269 --> 00:48:02,575
Now.
1082
00:48:02,618 --> 00:48:04,925
Your Honor, you can't
just send him...
1083
00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:07,362
W-What prison are
you talking about?
1084
00:48:07,406 --> 00:48:08,537
There is no prison.
1085
00:48:08,581 --> 00:48:10,104
Oh, boy, there is.
1086
00:48:10,148 --> 00:48:12,933
This court's benefactor owns
a private prison company.
1087
00:48:12,977 --> 00:48:16,763
He's offered us a wing in one
of his bankrupted institutions.
1088
00:48:16,806 --> 00:48:18,591
Lucky you, Joey.
1089
00:48:18,634 --> 00:48:19,960
You're the first person
I'm sending there.
1090
00:48:19,984 --> 00:48:21,594
Oh, my God.
1091
00:48:21,637 --> 00:48:23,422
June, he harmed you.
1092
00:48:23,465 --> 00:48:25,815
Go ahead. Cuff him.
1093
00:48:29,036 --> 00:48:31,430
You're going to escort
him to his cell.
1094
00:48:31,473 --> 00:48:32,910
In this court, you get to see
1095
00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:34,999
the person you're
sending away, eye to eye.
1096
00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:36,435
Hey, Your Honor.
1097
00:48:36,478 --> 00:48:38,785
Let's, uh... let's make
it two weeks, okay?
1098
00:48:38,828 --> 00:48:42,180
I know. You have your
stand-up in St. Louis.
1099
00:48:42,223 --> 00:48:43,790
Three weeks.
1100
00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:45,313
- Recess,
1101
00:48:45,357 --> 00:48:48,316
then we have the
Exxon Mobile case.
1102
00:49:08,597 --> 00:49:10,295
This is really
happening, isn't it?
1103
00:49:10,338 --> 00:49:11,992
It sure looks like it.
1104
00:49:27,529 --> 00:49:29,575
Turn around.
1105
00:49:37,365 --> 00:49:40,281
June...
1106
00:49:40,325 --> 00:49:41,891
I'm sorry.
1107
00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:45,460
You're forgiven.
1108
00:50:04,697 --> 00:50:06,978
Good afternoon, ladies.
1109
00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:09,441
Thanks for coming
in on short notice.
1110
00:50:12,096 --> 00:50:15,969
I hear there's been a lot
of tension between you two.
1111
00:50:16,752 --> 00:50:18,711
No, everything's fine.
1112
00:50:18,754 --> 00:50:21,192
Oh, good to know.
1113
00:50:21,235 --> 00:50:26,762
Well, Human Resources needs
you two to sign these.
1114
00:50:32,464 --> 00:50:34,074
A love contract?
1115
00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:35,249
Yes.
1116
00:50:35,293 --> 00:50:37,773
When employees embark
on a relationship,
1117
00:50:37,817 --> 00:50:39,993
it's policy for us to
confirm, in writing,
1118
00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:42,561
that the relationship
is consensual.
1119
00:50:43,823 --> 00:50:46,869
We in H.R. just want to
avoid problems later.
1120
00:50:46,913 --> 00:50:50,656
Sometimes romances
don't work out.
1121
00:51:03,364 --> 00:51:04,931
Good.
1122
00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:07,412
Good. I hope you
two patch things up.
1123
00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:10,371
This is the first step.
1124
00:51:10,415 --> 00:51:12,330
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1125
00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:14,533
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