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[birds chirping]
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[alarm buzzing]
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[rock music playing]
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[song continues]
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Whoo!
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Fuck!
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-Siri, call Shithead.
-[phone beeps]
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-[phone rings]
-Oh!
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[with mouth full] Good morning.
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[Rebecca] There is nothing in The Sun
about Ted and Keeley.
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Nothing. Are you in your office?
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Of course I am.
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Then get up here now.
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[sighs]
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Bye, boys. Tell Mum I love her.
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Knock, knock.
Hey, boss, I don't know about you,
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but I had an absolute peach of a Sunday.
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-Here you go. [chuckles]
-[sniffs]
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Yeah, finally saw Big Ben.
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Boy, I thought
I'd seen the biggest clock there was.
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When I was a kid, my folks took me
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to the Allen-Bradley Clock Tower
up there in Milwaukee.
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They ended up leaving me there
all by myself.
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Yeah, three hours and 42 minutes.
You know how I know that?
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You were staring at a clock?
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I was staring at a clock.
That's exactly right. Yeah, bingo.
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That's a little bit of a mystery puzzle.
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You figured it out right away.
You're a sharp cookie.
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-Ted.
-Yeah.
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Speaking as we were mere moments ago,
about time,
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I unfortunately don't have any.
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I have a branding meeting, so...
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Oh. I always feel so bad for the cows,
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but you gotta do it
otherwise they get lost.
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That was a branding joke.
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If we were in Kansas right now,
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I'd just be sitting here waiting for you
to finish laughing. Yeah.
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I'll see ya tomorrow, okay?
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-Okay. Counting the minutes.
-Yeah, there you are.
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[theme music plays]
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All right. Let's see what we got here.
I've got this fella up here, the goalie.
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Then all these guys over here, okay?
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And going over here, going over that way.
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This son of a gun's gonna go
all the way down here.
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Crystal Palace
kicked our booties last week.
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And this here, is our current offense
that we are running,
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and I think it stinks!
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[blows raspberry]
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[grunts] Get rid of it.
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Now, you might be wondering why'd I draw
all that up there just to erase it.
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And that is because
I believe in symbolic gestures.
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-[yawning] As do I.
-Whoa!
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What time did you get home last night?
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-Didn't.
-Really? Oh.
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Nah.
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[Ted] Now, look, our whole offense
right now is all give-and-go.
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Give the ball to Jamie
and everyone else can go to hell.
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So, I am officially on the prowl
for any new ideas, you hear?
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Oh.
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-You got something, Nate?
-Uh, no.
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Uh, so... [stammers]
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No. No. God, no. Never mind, I'm sorry.
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Come on now. You're one of us.
Let's go. Fire away. What do you got?
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Okay, right.
Well, it's just, um... No, other pocket.
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It's just something that I thought of.
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Um...
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Sorry. Jesus.
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Not that one.
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You know what, it's not even very good.
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It's probably really bad.
It's embarrassing even.
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-I just--
-Sorry, Nate.
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I have a real tricky time hearing
folks that don't believe in themselves.
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I'm gonna ask you real quick again.
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-Do you think this idea will work?
-Yeah, I do.
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Whoa!
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-Why you screaming at us, Nate?
-Oh, God!
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We're right here.
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All right, come on now.
Walk us through it.
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Okay. So, I thought if we started
the attack on the wing,
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Jamie could run through nearside,
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then when the defense follows,
Sam could fill his spot.
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So, use Jamie as a decoy?
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No. [chuckles]
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No. Well, yeah, in--
Yeah, in this case, yes.
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Let's give it a shot.
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What, you're gonna use my play?
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Yeah. I mean,
we're gonna try it on, see if it fits.
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You know, it might not.
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Then again,
it might be a very flattering silhouette,
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and I might wear it right outta the store.
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Makes me feel good and I start to strut.
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I'm like, "Ooh, I like this.
I like the way this makes me feel."
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Show him your strut, Coach.
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Yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah.
Yep, that's how to strut.
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Let me see you strut, Nate. Come on.
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There you go, Nate.
Yeah, that's one way to do it.
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There you go.
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You look a little angry,
but that's all right.
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That's my fault.
I forgot the pitch is right this way.
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Come on, let's go.
Strut this way. Here we go.
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Still strutting.
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-I'll see you later. Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Ted! Hey, um, have you got a minute?
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything okay?
-Yeah, yeah. No, it's fine, yeah.
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-It's not fine. Everything's shit.
-Oh, no.
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This was gonna be
the front page of The Sun today.
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"Manager Shags Star Player's Girlfriend."
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I think a more accurate headline would be,
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"Manager Innocently Feeds Young Woman
Whose Relationship Does Not Define Her."
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Ted, this is really bad!
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Except I look insanely fit
in this picture.
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Yeah, no, it's beautiful light.
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My friend who works at the paper said
he can hold this story for one day
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-as a favor.
-Mm-hmm.
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When this shit hits,
Jamie is going to go mental.
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There's going to be photographers
all over us.
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Right, right.
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The next picture of me
will not be this perfect.
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I am gonna be mid-sneeze face, like--
[gasp]
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[exhales]
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-Guess what the headline will be.
-Gesundheit?
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"Jamie's Tart Breaks Tartt's Heart."
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-Did you just come up with that?
-Yeah.
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-Everyone would read that.
-Of course they would.
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You have no idea the power of rhyming
in this goddamn country.
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Yeah.
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Oh, "Lasso Makes Passo
and Creates Team Fiasco."
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Whoa. Keeley's got bars.
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Yeah, I'm cute as a button
and I can rhyme my ass off.
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God, it's no wonder
they want to destroy me.
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Yeah, yeah.
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[stammers]
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Sorry, it took me so long
to get up the stairs.
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I was... stopped to talk
by about a hundred people.
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Still nothing.
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Get someone to run
the story about Ted and Keeley.
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[knocking]
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-Hey, boss.
-Ted! And Keeley. Hello.
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Hey, I found that in the hall. Yeah.
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So, we got ourselves a situation here.
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Go ahead, show her the picture, yeah.
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See? And the fucking Sun
is running it tomorrow.
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Honestly, these people,
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they just have no regard
for people's privacy and dignity.
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Yeah, I'm gonna find the piece of shit
that took this and who hired them.
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No, no. Not necessary.
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I know the owner of the paper.
I can get this stopped with a phone call.
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Really? Oh, my God. Thank you.
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See, what I tell ya, huh?
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This woman right here is strong,
confident and powerful.
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Boss, I tell ya, I'd hate to see you
and Michelle Obama arm wrestle,
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but I wouldn't be able to
take my eyes off it either.
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Oh. That's not a compliment
I've had before.
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-You do have perfect action figure-y arms.
-Yeah.
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There's another one. Anyway, glad to help.
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-All right. Yeah.
-Thank you.
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-Okay.
-[Ted] See y'all later.
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[door closes]
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There's no way she can
trace that photo back to me, can she?
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-[winces] Yes.
-What do you mean "yes"?
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Did you not use an alias
or a burner phone?
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I'm not a spy, Rebecca. I'm just
the director of football operations.
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And equally proficient at both.
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Well, thank you. Wait...
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Okay, here we go. Sam lays it for Dickson.
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Okay, nice touch.
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[Coach Beard] Switch to Bumbercatch.
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Jamie decoys through.
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-Sam wide open.
-[Ted] There it is!
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[players cheering]
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Whoo!
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Nice play, Nate. How you feel?
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I just don't know.
So many new feelings. Yeah.
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Kinda like getting your first pube, right?
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-Yeah. What?
-Here we go. [blows whistle]
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All right. Hey. Nice work.
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Okay, now, gentlemen,
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here's the other thing
we're gonna start focusing on.
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Making quicker transitions
from offense to defense.
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Y'all gotta start making your hellos
goodbyes. You understand?
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Easiest way to get that done well
is to do it well.
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But aside from that,
you gotta be in great shape, right?
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So, we are all gonna run two laps
around this field.
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Anyone who loses to me
has to run four more. Let's go!
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-Okay, come on. What you got?
-[player] What's going on?
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[players shouting]
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[chuckles]
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[Ted] You're catching up.
Don't cut that corner!
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Come on. You can't catch me,
I'm the gingerbread man.
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[Jamie] Faster, boys!
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-Look at his face.
-Colin, Isaac, please stop.
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Yeah, it really hurts now.
It really hurts.
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Be careful, Colin, now.
That's our new coach.
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-[Colin] Oh, right, boyo.
-[Isaac] Yeah.
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Sorry, gaffer.
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-Thank you.
-[laughs]
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-[chattering]
-[Ted] Whoo!
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Okay, way to run out there today, fellas.
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You guys are much faster than me.
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-[camera clicks]
-Except Coach Beard.
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What's going on? I thought you ran track
in high school or something.
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-Chess team, Coach.
-Mm-hmm.
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Illinois State Champs, baby.
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Okay, yeah. Illinois is a state, fellas.
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Uh, one last thing, there are some gifts
up in y'all's lockers.
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In your little cubbies up there.
So, hope you enjoy 'em.
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It's a fucking book.
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Nice one, bitch boy.
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[knocking]
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-Hey.
-Yeah, I just thought you should know
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that your boy Nathan's being harassed
every single day
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by Jamie and his little... side-pricks.
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-Right.
-So you know already?
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Yep.
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So, you'll take care of it?
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No.
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What the fuck?
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Roy, I learned two pretty big lessons
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on the rough-and-tumble playgrounds
of Brookridge Elementary School.
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One, if little Ronnie Fowch
offers you a candy bar,
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you immediately say no,
and you get the hell outta there.
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'Cause there's a good chance
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that little son of a gun has just pooped
inside of a Butterfinger wrapper.
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No one ever saw him do it,
but a couple people ate it.
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Number two, if the teacher tells the bully
not to pick on someone,
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it's just gonna make it worse.
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So, you're not gonna do anything?
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No.
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[scoffs]
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Why you winding him up?
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He's the one, Coach.
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If we're gonna make an impact here,
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the first domino that needs to fall
is right inside that man's heart.
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Yes.
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-Jamie, can I ask you something?
-It's 40 kilos. I do three sets of ten.
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And then I alternate between bis...
[grunts] and tris.
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I don't give a shit what you lift,
you little pretty boy.
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Yeah, you do, 'cause you asked.
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Can you curl 40 kilos?
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No, but I can use your balls
as a speed bag.
241
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,724
-Do you wanna try that?
-Not especially.
242
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,560
Do you even understand
the influence you have on this team?
243
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,481
-I'm the shit, yeah.
-No, you're a bellend.
244
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:28,060
But because your right foot
was kissed by God the boys look up to you.
245
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,686
It's made me question my own faith.
246
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,480
So, when they pick on Nate...
247
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,067
[chuckles]
248
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,281
...and you laugh...
249
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:35,820
Yeah.
250
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,454
...they think it's okay.
251
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:41,291
Right, 'cause Nate's a weak baby
and he can't do anything about it.
252
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,372
[chuckling]
253
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,748
Yeah, all right. I'll take care of it.
Nate's a good lad.
254
00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:50,248
Good.
255
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:52,920
Hey, Roy. You comin' to the club tonight?
256
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,205
Hold on, will you be there?
257
00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:56,378
-Of course, bruv.
-Then fuck no.
258
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,506
Colin, Isaac, come here.
259
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,854
You know how you two are
always messing with Nate?
260
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,101
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
261
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,269
Keep it up. Makes me laugh.
262
00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:17,195
[clears throat]
263
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,359
-Good morning, Higgins.
-Oh, good morning. I was just--
264
00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,908
Waiting at the entrance
so I'd see you were here on time.
265
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,242
Exactly. You seem in good spirits.
266
00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:26,908
Yes, I am. I've just realized something.
267
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,917
Who cares if we can't run that picture?
268
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,879
The bigger issue
is that the local community
269
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,419
is getting behind the team
no matter how badly they play.
270
00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:34,464
Mm.
271
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,376
It is an outstanding fan base.
272
00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:39,005
Yes, one I believe I can put an end to.
273
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,802
Hooray. [chuckles]
274
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,096
[Rebecca] No.
275
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,139
Okay. I'll go back there.
276
00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:46,273
-[Ted] Here you go.
-[Rebecca] Thank you.
277
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,560
So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun.
278
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:49,854
You spoke to God?
279
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:51,859
-No, the newspaper.
-Oh, right.
280
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:55,529
And he has agreed to
not run the photo of you and Keeley.
281
00:12:56,151 --> 00:13:00,161
-MVP! MVP! MVP!
-[chuckles]
282
00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:02,409
-Left leg! Whoo! Right leg, not as good!
-Okay.
283
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,081
-Yeah!
-Yes. Okay, thank you, Ted.
284
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,829
Sorry. Yeah, no.
You were saying. Go ahead.
285
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:06,911
In exchange,
286
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:10,365
I've agreed for his
more reputable newspaper, The Independent,
287
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,957
to do a profile on you.
288
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,342
"One-on-One with Coach Lasso."
289
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,498
Yeah, okay.
290
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,126
-The writer will be Trent Crimm.
-Hmm.
291
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:20,224
And he's very good,
and the supporters really listen to him.
292
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,680
Oh, no. I know Trent, yeah.
He's a tough cookie.
293
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,971
-Really?
-Yeah, but that's okay.
294
00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,555
You know what you do
with tough cookies, don't ya?
295
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,020
-No.
-Dip 'em in milk. [chuckles]
296
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,311
[chuckles]
297
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,104
[Ted] All right, let's run that new one.
298
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:33,897
[players chattering]
299
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,823
Hey, there he is.
300
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,861
Hello, Coach Ted Lasso from America.
301
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:42,275
Hello, Trent Crimm from The Independent.
302
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,324
Hey, excited to spend the day with ya.
Gonna be fun.
303
00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:45,778
And please, call me Ted.
304
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,035
All right, let's go!
305
00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:50,874
[players shouting]
306
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:54,956
[Ted] Wide open.
307
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,883
-[player] Yeah!
-[Ted] Ooh! Snuck it by him.
308
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,841
-[players cheering]
-[blows whistle]
309
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,968
Thataway, Sammy. How'd that feel?
310
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,683
Oh, wonderful, Coach.
I felt that one in my penis.
311
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,644
Yeah. No, that sounds about right.
That's good. Yeah.
312
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:12,225
Hey, Jamie, you gotta sell
that run-through hard, baby.
313
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:13,981
Make the defense believe you.
Watch, like this.
314
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,612
Ball! Ball! Give me the ball!
315
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,529
I want the ball! Give me the ball!
I would like the ball, please!
316
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:19,609
Make it a performance.
317
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,953
I want you winning an Oscar
at the ESPYs next year.
318
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,359
You want me to run decoy?
319
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:24,407
Yeah, that's right.
320
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,449
It's a joke.
321
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,449
Unfortunately for you, though,
no one thinks it's funny.
322
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,535
That true?
323
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,160
Um, agree to disagree.
I find it hilarious.
324
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,537
I thought it was
funnier than Step Brothers.
325
00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:34,504
Ooh. High praise.
326
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,790
That scene where the bunk bed collapses...
327
00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:39,461
I used to think
that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen,
328
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,546
but then I just saw that.
329
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,631
And now I'm gonna have to
rethink my order of what I think is
330
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,836
the funniest thing I've ever seen.
331
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:47,216
Yeah, that's when sports and art combine,
as far as I'm concerned.
332
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,104
All right, fellas,
let's run it again. Let's go.
333
00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,181
Cheers.
334
00:14:51,475 --> 00:14:53,185
Yeah, they're getting it.
They're getting it.
335
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,398
Interesting play, Ted.
Did you come up with this?
336
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,479
Oh, no, no, no.
337
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,733
This is all cooked up
by our very own Nate the Great.
338
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,478
Who's "Nate the Great"?
339
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,443
Oh, yeah. There he is.
340
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,783
Someone's been walking their dog here.
Found another poo.
341
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,323
Okay.
342
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,986
What exactly does "Nate the Great" do?
343
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:11,914
I'm not exactly sure what his title is.
344
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,575
Hey, Coach.
What is Nate's job around here?
345
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,424
-Kit man.
-There you go. Kit man.
346
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:19,462
Do you mean to tell me you're
entrusting a Premier League team's attack
347
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:20,495
to the kit man?
348
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,127
That young fellow's forgotten more
about this sport than I'll ever know.
349
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,335
[chuckles] Heck, might be a genius.
350
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,675
Anything to add, Coach?
351
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,760
Good kid.
352
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,346
Boy, oh boy.
353
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,220
If you knew Coach Beard,
you'd know what a big deal that was.
354
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,557
You mean that, don't you? Whoa.
355
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,560
Well, hell.
There's your story right there.
356
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,645
Got a headline and everything.
"Man Nods Head."
357
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,861
Watch your back, Gay Talese.
358
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:44,991
There's a new iconic profile
about to be typed up by one Trent Crimm.
359
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,450
Tighten up those lines!
360
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,371
Let 'em know, Coach.
361
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:51,794
Come on.
362
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:53,995
Get a towel.
363
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:55,999
-[Nathan] Oh, God. No, no, no.
-[Colin] Get a towel.
364
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:59,041
-Let go. Please, God. Stop it. No.
-[Roy] Oi, oi!
365
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,626
What the fuck are you doing?
366
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,050
Jamie not talk to you
about leaving him alone?
367
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,836
Fuck's sake.
368
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:16,482
[wolf whistle]
369
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,108
-You look like you've forgotten something.
-Hi, Keeley.
370
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,939
I'm looking for your prick boyfriend.
You know how to pick 'em, don't ya?
371
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:26,815
Um, didn't your last girlfriend steal
your Rolex and sell it for drug money?
372
00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:29,494
So? I don't need a phone and a watch.
373
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,872
Look, I didn't sign up
to be your boyfriend's minder, okay?
374
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,791
But the new gaffer's
trying to make me feel responsible
375
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:39,371
for fucking Nate,
whose last name I don't even know.
376
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:40,628
It's Barnes.
377
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:41,749
No. It's Shelley.
378
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:42,835
[chuckling] Yeah, I know.
379
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,210
I don't like being tricked.
380
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:48,126
Not by you and not by,
[mocking] "Howdy y'all, cowboys.
381
00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:51,137
My name is Ted Lasso and I'm from Kansas."
382
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,680
[imitates gunshots]
383
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:56,184
Wow, you're, like,
really, really bad at impressions, man.
384
00:16:56,266 --> 00:17:01,226
I know he's trying to push my buttons,
but I cannot be manipulated.
385
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:04,323
Come on. I could push all of your buttons
right now if I wanted to.
386
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,278
-No, you couldn't, Keeley--
-I think, actually, I could.
387
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,529
-You couldn't, Keeley-- No, Keeley.
-What was that? I can't seem to hear you.
388
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,742
-Keeley, if you would listen to me--
-I'm trying to listen to you.
389
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,071
-I could tell you why--
-So tell me.
390
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,702
Is that making you mad?
391
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,618
No.
392
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,579
No.
393
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:26,088
[mocking] "I'm Roy Kent
and I get paid to play a game,
394
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,421
but I'm mad all the time."
395
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:29,757
[grunts]
396
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,224
[chuckles]
397
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,429
That's actually pretty good.
398
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:45,074
-Hey, Trent.
-Mm?
399
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,398
-You know who you remind me of right now?
-No. Who?
400
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,994
One of them robot vacuums.
401
00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,817
Just kinda wandering around
looking for dirt.
402
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,565
-Roomba.
-That's the one.
403
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:55,833
-Actually, I have a question.
-Mm-hmm.
404
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,869
After your resounding loss
to Crystal Palace,
405
00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,713
one of your players said
there was a party in the locker room.
406
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,829
Do you feel it sends the right message
having a party after a loss?
407
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,380
Well, Trent, I've never really concerned
myself too much with wins and losses.
408
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,513
Now that's a quote I'll probably use.
409
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:11,591
You should get going.
410
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,887
Hey, will you let Roy know
we're heading out soon?
411
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,219
-Copy.
-Thanks, Coach.
412
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:18,474
You wanna tag along?
We're gonna go speak to some schoolkids.
413
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:20,057
Oh, what a coincidence.
414
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:23,272
The day of our interview you just happen
to be visiting a local school.
415
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,733
Well, that's the funny thing
about coincidences, ain't it?
416
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,823
Sometimes they just happen.
417
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:29,904
Come on now.
418
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,569
-[knocking]
-Come in.
419
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,994
I just wanted to come and thank you again
for stopping that picture from running.
420
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:37,825
And I bought you a present.
421
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,419
Made me think of you.
422
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,924
It's strong and a bit prickly.
423
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,094
You know, I've decided to
not be scared of you anymore.
424
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:52,835
I didn't know you were.
425
00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:54,885
Oh, yeah.
I was, like, fucking terrified of you.
426
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,678
My God,
Jamie would have been so pissed off
427
00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,063
with reporters poking around
in our love life. [groans]
428
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:03,479
I don't know why I'm telling you.
You know all about that, don't you?
429
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,060
Remember when you got divorced?
430
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,692
It rings a bell.
431
00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:08,692
Yeah, I mean, didn't it,
like, make you really mad
432
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,444
that they went after you and not Rupert?
433
00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:13,146
'Cause he was the one that cheated
and he came across like Prince Charming.
434
00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:15,527
It really pissed me off.
435
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,908
Well, the press are never awful to men.
436
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,621
No one ever pays a fortune for a photo
of a naked man on a yacht in Mallorca
437
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:23,914
a week after his divorce.
438
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,247
Whoa. That's like
a very specific scenario.
439
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,963
Oh, my God. That means
there's a picture of you naked on a yacht.
440
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:30,004
Can I see it? Is it here?
441
00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:33,337
Come on. You wouldn't have said something
if you weren't dying to show someone.
442
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:34,882
Please.
443
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:36,934
[sighs]
444
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,390
It was taken from a helicopter
while I was sunbathing.
445
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:41,972
[gasps]
446
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:44,137
Holy shit, Rebecca.
447
00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,055
Are those your real tits?
448
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,524
I feel like a teenage boy.
I can't stop staring at them.
449
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,355
Where did you get those?
450
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,530
My mum.
451
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,358
I can't believe
you stopped this from running.
452
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,743
I would have shown everyone.
453
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,660
Right. I-I really need to get on.
454
00:19:58,490 --> 00:19:59,780
Oh, sorry. Yeah.
455
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,242
Thank you.
456
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,367
[Keeley clears throat]
457
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:05,963
Bye.
458
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:07,707
Shoes.
459
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,252
Shoes. Yes.
460
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:13,212
Wow, you really blew my brains out
461
00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:15,257
with those beautiful breasts of yours,
Rebecca.
462
00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:19,466
-[school bell rings]
-[chattering]
463
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,440
-[clears throat]
-[chattering stops]
464
00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,862
When I first saw
our school football squad,
465
00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:36,819
I didn't think that Richmond Primary
would win a single game,
466
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,784
much less the league championship.
467
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,407
[cheering]
468
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,575
[applause stops]
469
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:53,205
To celebrate, please welcome
the new manager of AFC Richmond,
470
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,795
Ed Lasso.
471
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,470
[scattered applause]
472
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,799
Thank you. I appreciate you.
473
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,224
All right. Hey, gang. How y'all doing?
474
00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:04,009
-[boy] Wanker.
-Jacob.
475
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,267
[laughter]
476
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:06,846
It's all right.
477
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:08,814
Uh, look, I just wanted to come down
478
00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:11,024
and congratulate y'all
on a heck of a season.
479
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:14,274
But hey, I know someone else
who's really excited to meet all of ya.
480
00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:15,938
So if you please help me welcome
481
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:19,856
the captain of your AFC Richmond squad,
Roy Kent.
482
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:22,317
[cheering]
483
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:25,237
[chanting] Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy!
484
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:27,406
Right. [clears throat]
485
00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:32,076
Never been much for public speaking
or school, really.
486
00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,593
Always seemed like a waste of time to me.
487
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,920
-[boy sniffles]
-[girl coughs]
488
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,257
Why don't we
get out of this stuffy auditorium,
489
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,473
go out on the pitch
and have a proper fuck-about?
490
00:21:43,554 --> 00:21:45,144
[gasping]
491
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,676
[cheering, screaming]
492
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,816
I think it's really cool you do this.
493
00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,951
Only doing it
'cause my fucking niece goes here.
494
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:02,608
-Oh, yeah? Which one is she?
-That idiot.
495
00:22:06,285 --> 00:22:07,535
Oh, boy, here she comes.
496
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:09,617
Can we do headers, Uncle Roy?
497
00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:10,995
Yeah, all right. Come on then.
498
00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,794
All right. Come on, you lot. Line up.
499
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,746
Heads. Lovely.
500
00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:17,546
Next. Go. Perfect.
501
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:19,169
Next. Heads.
502
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:20,840
Next.
503
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,795
Well done. Next.
504
00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:28,139
Ooh, ooh!
505
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:30,563
Next. Sweet.
506
00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,056
Lovely. I liked it.
507
00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:35,187
-Good.
-Roy, come on.
508
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,072
You hop in there, show 'em how it's done.
I'll do a couple.
509
00:22:37,149 --> 00:22:38,439
How you doing? Ready? Come on.
510
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,025
Ooh, that's the spot. Come on.
511
00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:42,240
Here we go, Phoebe.
Let's see what you got.
512
00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:45,161
Hey, nice catch. We might have
ourselves a goalie. [grunts]
513
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,280
[groans] Boy, oh boy.
That was right in the button.
514
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,287
Aah.
515
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:49,615
Good job, Phoebe.
516
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:52,002
[school bell rings]
517
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,421
[Ted] Oh! Oh boy.
518
00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:57,922
Sorry about the blood there.
519
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:00,421
There you go.
520
00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:01,756
Don't use it to clone me.
521
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,050
Nice meeting you. Take care now.
522
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,760
That's the longest anyone's ever stayed
for something like this.
523
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,596
-Hey, thanks for having us.
-Cheers.
524
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:10,681
Thanks again.
525
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,193
[laughs] Roy, that was a blast.
526
00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:15,728
And I tell you what, that niece of yours
is a real cutie patootie.
527
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:19,902
Enough. I've had it with your mind games
and your stupid gifts.
528
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:22,403
I mean, what even is A Wrinkle in Time?
529
00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,106
It's a lovely novel.
530
00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:27,236
It's the story of a young girl's struggle
with the burden of leadership
531
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:28,664
as she journeys through space.
532
00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:30,618
Yeah. That's it.
533
00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:33,794
Am I supposed to be the little girl?
534
00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:35,421
I'd like you to be.
535
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,165
Right. None of this matters.
536
00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:40,382
'Cause I'm just doing
what everyone in this town is doing,
537
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,382
and I'm counting down the days
until you're gone.
538
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:44,474
Trent, you're a colossal prick.
You always have been.
539
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:47,510
Phoebe, come on.
540
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,560
-Are you hungry?
-Hmm.
541
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,019
[Trent] Little tradition.
542
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,071
Let battle commence.
543
00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:02,725
Ted Lasso?
544
00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:05,198
-Hey there, Ollie.
-Leave it out. What are you doing here?
545
00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:06,739
Well, I mean, you invited me, remember?
546
00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:08,822
I invite every person
who's been in my car.
547
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:11,367
Oh. Hey, Ollie. This is my friend Trent.
548
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,501
-Trent, this is my buddy Ollie.
-Pleased to meet you.
549
00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:15,789
Congrats. You both just met a cool person.
550
00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:18,043
[laughs] Right, gentlemen.
You know what you're having?
551
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,495
Yeah. Well, you know,
whatever the chef recommends.
552
00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:24,046
Uh, that would be my father-in-law.
Are you okay with a little bit of spice?
553
00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:26,471
Have him make it for us
like we're a couple members of the family.
554
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,140
[chuckles] You're a brave man.
555
00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:33,018
Oh, man. Mad respect.
556
00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,268
That might not be the wisest of choices.
557
00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:38,807
[Ollie] Here you go, boys. [exhales]
558
00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:40,146
-Dig in.
-[Ted] Can't wait.
559
00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:42,320
The smell's already deep inside my brain.
560
00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:44,939
-Gonna love it.
-I appreciate it.
561
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:47,737
I can't imagine
they have good Indian food in Kansas.
562
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:50,371
Oh, I have no idea.
I've never had Indian food.
563
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:59,369
-Whoo!
-Ooh.
564
00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:02,035
-[chuckles]
-[Trent grunts]
565
00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,707
Wow, that-- I mean, that's hot.
566
00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:06,835
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Feel like I'm about to breathe fire.
567
00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:08,756
[Trent clears throat]
568
00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:09,932
I don't think I can eat that.
569
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,012
What? No, no, no. Come on now.
We gotta put a decent dent in this,
570
00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:15,386
otherwise we're gonna embarrass Ollie
in front of his family.
571
00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:19,063
-No, really, I can't.
-Come on, just dump it on my plate.
572
00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:20,943
[exhales]
573
00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:22,651
Yeah, yeah. You're good.
574
00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:25,321
So, if you love Kansas so much,
why did you--
575
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:30,199
Why did you leave to coach a sport
you can barely-- you know anything about?
576
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,280
Was it just the money?
577
00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:33,575
Wait, I'm supposed to be getting paid?
578
00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:34,829
Are you enjoying the food?
579
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:37,115
Tell your father-in-law it's perfect.
580
00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:39,084
Ha! Dad! He says it's perfect!
581
00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:42,081
-Ted.
-Mm-hmm?
582
00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:43,787
What you're doing is irresponsible.
583
00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:46,263
This club actually means something
to this town.
584
00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:47,879
I know that.
585
00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:48,965
I do.
586
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,131
Trent, what do you love?
587
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,220
Is it writing?
588
00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:56,219
-Yes.
-Yeah.
589
00:25:56,306 --> 00:25:57,806
Well, good, 'cause you're darn good at it.
590
00:25:58,225 --> 00:25:59,425
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
591
00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:01,438
Me? I love coaching.
592
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,150
Now, I'm gonna say this again
593
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,770
just so you didn't think
it was a mistake the first time I said it.
594
00:26:05,858 --> 00:26:08,028
For me,
success is not about the wins and losses.
595
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:11,280
It's about helping these young fellas
be the best versions of themselves
596
00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:12,363
on and off the field.
597
00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,275
And it ain't always easy, Trent,
598
00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:18,036
but neither is growing up
without someone believing in you.
599
00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:20,825
Let me ask you this.
600
00:26:21,874 --> 00:26:23,544
Is my tongue still in my mouth?
601
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:26,035
'Cause I am about to hallucinate
from all the heat here.
602
00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:30,047
I really should go.
603
00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:33,545
-Deadlines and all.
-Hey, gotta do the work.
604
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:34,885
Hey, I'll say this though.
605
00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:37,140
I really enjoyed getting to
spend this time with you, Trent.
606
00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:39,465
You actually mean that, don't you?
607
00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:40,892
Yeah.
608
00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:42,814
Yeah.
609
00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:45,558
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
610
00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:46,936
[Ollie] You all right?
611
00:26:48,025 --> 00:26:50,025
Normally, one dish is plenty,
612
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:52,780
but we know how
you Americans like to eat, innit?
613
00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:55,365
-Let's do it, huh?
-[both chuckle]
614
00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:56,579
Try that one.
615
00:26:57,242 --> 00:26:58,292
[exhales]
616
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:01,714
Whoo!
617
00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:06,133
-Beautiful, right?
-It's beyond beautiful. It's hot.
618
00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:10,877
"Mrs. Which's voice was grave.
619
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,183
'What do you understand?'
620
00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:15,471
'That it has to be me.
621
00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:17,763
Can't be anyone else.'"
622
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:23,347
Fuck!
623
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:26,154
That's a bad word, Uncle Roy.
624
00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:27,900
Oh, mind your own business, Phoebe.
625
00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:33,277
Be good.
626
00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:34,362
[kisses]
627
00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:39,452
[sighs]
628
00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:43,996
-Yes?
-I have an advance copy of the article.
629
00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:48,632
-Read it to me.
-Title: "Wayward Ted."
630
00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:52,416
"Whatever you think of Ted Lasso
as a football coach,
631
00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:56,216
I assure you,
the truth is harder to swallow."
632
00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:59,011
-Hey, how you doing?
-Good. How's your nose, Coach?
633
00:27:59,096 --> 00:28:01,556
-It's fine. Thank you for asking.
-[Higgins] "And swallow you must,
634
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,060
because Ted is out there in the community
635
00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:07,862
either bravely
or stupidly facing the music."
636
00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:10,018
-Hey, fellas. How you doing?
-"That's for you to decide."
637
00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:11,857
Piss off, wanker!
638
00:28:11,942 --> 00:28:13,112
[grunts]
639
00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,399
-Hi.
-Yeah.
640
00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:17,027
-Stop it.
-Every time.
641
00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:19,414
[Higgins] "And yes, he's in over his head.
642
00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:23,701
He insisted twice that he didn't care
if Richmond won or lost.
643
00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:28,247
But if the Lasso way is wrong,
it's hard to imagine being right."
644
00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:30,711
Mm.
645
00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:32,134
Why have you stopped reading?
646
00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:33,212
[stammers]
647
00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:37,177
Please do me the favor of remembering that
these aren't my words, it's Trent Crimm.
648
00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:39,051
Keep going.
649
00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:42,512
-"In a business that celebrates ego,
-[Trent] ...celebrates ego,
650
00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:43,968
-Ted reins his in."
-Ted reins his in.
651
00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:48,477
[Trent] His coaching style is subtle.
It never hits you over the head.
652
00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:51,612
Hello, Roy.
I didn't know it was a retirement party.
653
00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,730
-[Roy grunts]
-[gasps]
654
00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:54,817
Shit!
655
00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:56,569
Stop messing with Nate!
656
00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:58,781
Now, I don't know
which one of you I nutted,
657
00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:00,244
'cause I don't
see so well at night anymore,
658
00:29:00,324 --> 00:29:01,374
but that goes for all of you!
659
00:29:02,159 --> 00:29:05,999
[Trent] Slowly growing until you can
no longer ignore its presence.
660
00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:08,084
Vanilla vodka.
661
00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,291
Such a child.
662
00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:13,799
Keeley.
663
00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:14,879
Roy.
664
00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:18,336
[Trent] Whether that means
allowing followers to become leaders...
665
00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:20,005
[rumbling]
666
00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:23,313
...or in a show of respect,
eating food so spicy
667
00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:26,558
it's sure to wreak massive havoc
on his intestinal system.
668
00:29:26,642 --> 00:29:27,942
Keys, keys, keys.
669
00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:30,018
-[keys jingle]
-Okay, here we go. Oh boy. Oh boy.
670
00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:32,773
[Trent] And though I believe that
Ted Lasso will fail here
671
00:29:32,856 --> 00:29:35,896
and Richmond will suffer
the embarrassment of relegation,
672
00:29:37,027 --> 00:29:38,857
-I won't gloat when it happens.
-[exhales]
673
00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:42,070
Because I can't help but root for him.
674
00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:45,333
[groans] Fuck!
675
00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:49,964
[classical music playing]
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