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Yes, yes, yes.
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Wait, 10 minutes?
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God, I should've just driven myself.
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Okay, it's perfect.
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This is perfect.
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- Girls, breakfast!
- Move!
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Mommy is going away for the weekend.
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- Mom!
- Yeah?
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- She took my iPad.
- Hey, hey, hey,
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- stop that now!
- It's mine!
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- Peter!
- Listen to your mother.
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- Peter!
- Rose.
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She started it.
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- Hey, she's just a baby.
- I am not!
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Okay, okay, gimme that, gimme that.
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Sit down, sit down please.
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There's no technology at the table
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because mealtime is sacred
goddammit right Peter?
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Yep, rule number one.
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Hey, hey, hey, no balls at the table.
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Rule number 16.
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I hate you mom.
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Well, that's not very nice.
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I'm gonna take your photo now.
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Smile, great, that's good enough.
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Don't forget, we have that
meeting with the assessment team
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on Monday to have her classified.
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- Right, ADHD.
- Shh, she's right there.
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Kids are over classified
and over medicated.
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Rose, you forgot to
flush the toilet again.
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- Jenny!
- You know the rules.
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Oh, please look, look who's talking.
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Where is he?
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How come mom gets her phone?
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Gross, what is that?
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It looks like puke.
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It's kale and it tastes delicious.
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Oh, he's here, okay.
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All right, I'm leaving.
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Do not forget to feed them, okay?
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I got it covered.
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Hey, just enjoy your mommy weekend, okay?
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It's not a mommy weekend.
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It's a work conference.
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Well, work involves a
paycheck so just saying.
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Well, that's exactly
what I'm trying to do.
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I'm just saying.
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Goodbye, goodbye.
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You're right, that's puke.
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Okay, mommy's going
away for the weekend.
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She's never, ever coming back.
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- Bye bye mom.
- Have fun!
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Boarding pass is in my wallet.
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I have enough time to order a
salad before I board the gate.
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Okay fine, I don't need help, it's cool.
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- You Jeaneth, Jenny?
- Yes.
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All right, I am mark with a C.
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I know, I can read it.
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All right, I'm very late.
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Relax, you'll get
there wherever there is.
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I got these delicious mints
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- and lollipops.
- No, no, no,
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I'm good thank you, I'm good.
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Okay, so no.
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Oh my God.
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All right, mommy's going
away for the weekend.
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Mommy's going away for the weekend.
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So where are we flying to?
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- Vegas, yep.
- Vegas.
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For a conference 'cause I'm a blogger.
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Oh, me too.
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Oh, well I've only been
at it for a few months.
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Sweet, so what do you write about?
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Motherhood and family, angst.
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- You?
- Maoism, anarchy, angst.
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Wait, where are you?
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Oh ways, okay 'cause it's rush hour.
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I should have left myself more time.
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Actually, I did.
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Wait, no, no, no, where are you going?
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Yeah, you pushed pool, so.
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No, I didn't.
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Yeah, I'm picking up my next ride here.
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God, I hate these stupid apps.
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Well, how much does it cost to switch?
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You can't.
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What do you mean I can't?
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- Relax Jen.
- Don't tell me to relax!
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My name is Jenny.
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And what is that?
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That weed, no.
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No, thank you very much.
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You don't, while you're driving?
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I am straight edge so it's cool.
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Your choice, your body,
your body, your choice.
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I'll relax when I get there.
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- Hi!
- Kara?
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- Kara with a K.
- Oh, Marc with a C.
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- No way?
- Way.
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Well, not that anybody
asked, but I'm Jenny with a Y.
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Wait, like Yenny?
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Can we just go?
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Let's just go.
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What's with her?
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What are we listening to?
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These are binaural beats.
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Like, like, like?
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Where are you going?
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LAX.
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Oh okay, now I get the mood.
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I'm an intuitive.
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Where are you flying?
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- Vegas.
- Oh fun, pool parties?
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It's a work conference.
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She's a mommy blogger.
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- Okay, gotcha.
- Do you?
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For both of your information,
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I happen to be an Emmy
award-winning news journalist.
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I mean, I was.
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Whatever, you know
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how they say it's not like
you're carrying cancer.
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I worked in medical
research curing cancer,
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but I'm an actress now.
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And I'm going to Barry's bootcamp.
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My friend works there at the one in Venice
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so I get in for free and
I am very eco-conscious
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and I don't own a car.
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- It's all meaningless.
- Exactly.
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Where are we going?
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Oh yeah, this is our last stop.
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Go to North Hollywood, Jen
chill, we are going to get there.
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Can we go now?
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Yeah, if you're late, the
lock you out of bootcamp.
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Oh, look who's here.
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- Sean.
- Oh my God.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Hell is other people.
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Seriously, I have been
puked on already once today.
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Oh God, that is so gross.
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I thought I smelled that.
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I knew it.
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I'm really sensitive to that smell
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because I was bulimic in high school.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Wait, wait, you gotta be kidding me?
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First stop, Sean's going to Culver City.
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It's right before the airport.
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Oh, oh, and then me, right?
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No, no, not then her, then me!
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Let's see what the app has to say.
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I don't care what the app has to say!
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I'll start writing a very strong email.
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Remind me to write a very strong email.
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I'm gonna miss my flight,
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and the opening night cocktail party.
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Oh, you definitely
can use a cocktail Jenny.
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Get out please now.
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- Did someone say cocktail?
- Seriously?
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Jen, it's not her fault
you didn't leave enough time.
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Yeah I mean, it would
have made a lot more sense
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to fly out of Burbank.
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- Fuck, goddammit!
- Don't!
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- Jen.
- I'm somebody's mom.
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I gotta get to paradise.
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We're gonna get you to the area port?
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What?
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He's got a gun!
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- He's got a gun!
- What?
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Oh my God, he's got a gun.
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Guys, I'm not gonna use it.
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It's not even loaded okay?
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Oh God.
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Why do you have a gun man?
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To kill myself.
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Okay, wrong answer dude.
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I'm not gonna.
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Make sure the safety's on.
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I tried to kill myself in 10th grade.
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I was bullied.
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- Look, Sam.
- It's Sean.
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Sean, I'm sorry.
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It's gonna be okay.
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It's fine, I can't I think.
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Oh okay, that's good, that's good.
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Hey, can you take me to paradise?
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Not on the app.
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My credit card's all maxed out.
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I have cash.
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I have $250 and that's all I got.
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Cash rules.
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Oh wait, Paradise, Nevada.
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Yeah, fuck.
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Sean, why did you feel
like you had to do this?
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I mean, do you mind sharing?
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- She went back to Paradise.
- Who?
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Dawn and-
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- Sean, oh my God, I'm so sorry,
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but it's just my flight
is boarding right now.
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I don't mean to be insensitive, but Marc?
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- Hmm?
- How long would it take
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for you to drive to Paradise
or to Vegas right now?
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Here to there?
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It's like five hours.
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Five hours, yes.
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That's about five hours.
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Okay, I'm gonna throw in another $250
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and we're just gonna drive there.
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If we leave right now, I
can still make it there.
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I can shower.
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I can she mask.
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I will make it there in
time for the cocktail party.
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Actually can I go too?
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- What?
- Wow!
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No, what about Barry's bootcamp?
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I didn't really wanna go.
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I didn't wanna exercise today
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so that all works out for me.
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Can I like Venmo you guys my part?
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Are you gonna take us or not?
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Wow, what a freight train.
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So much to process, the ins and outs,
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the pros and cons and what have you's,
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the why's, the what for's?
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Yes, I'm answering in the affirmative.
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I will shepherd you.
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First, we just have to make a quick stop.
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Okay, as long as it truly is quick.
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Was I not clear?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I need to sit in the front seat.
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I'm sorry, I get car sick easily.
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I'm always the designated
driver and no offense Sean,
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I'm really, really happy
that you chose life,
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but right now you smell like death.
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Is that okay with everyone?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Great.
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- Salutations.
- Hello.
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Yeah, please seat belts policy,
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preservation, you understand?
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- Okay.
- The light forces.
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- Start the car please.
- All right.
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Drive, just drive!
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I'm doing it.
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See me?
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I wanna just put this below there.
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Okay, where are we going?
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What's this quick stop?
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Lucas, yeah but your
contract said tickets
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to the premiere, that was explained.
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It's on the way, it's on the way.
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Yeah, I could talk to
him, but did you read it?
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I get that between here
and there, but where exactly?
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And I'll call the producer.
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Just read it, okay, thank you.
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Boyle Heights.
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- Are you like a?
- Talent Agent, yeah.
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I'm an actress.
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I have a manager.
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She doesn't do much.
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I'm thinking about firing her.
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That's in East LA
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Oh, that's actually
near The Staples Center.
265
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I had a call back there once.
266
00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:35,403
Yeah, but I didn't get the part.
267
00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:43,093
I just got a comment on my blog.
268
00:12:43,992 --> 00:12:44,938
That's huge.
269
00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:46,448
Comments are commerce,
270
00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:48,758
that is the first panel
I'm going to tomorrow
271
00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:53,583
after yes, desert yoga.
272
00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:59,148
I wrote a blog post about
taking my stepdaughter shopping
273
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for her first bra.
274
00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:05,428
Okay maybe, it's not how to
organize a sustainable protest,
275
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:08,233
but it's funny, poignant and relatable.
276
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,648
I hate you.
277
00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:14,153
- It's a troll.
- It's my stepdaughter.
278
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,080
How did this become my life?
279
00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:20,598
I hate my mother too.
280
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,500
Excuse me?
281
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,543
Let go ladies, come on.
282
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,818
She just cut me off last week,
283
00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:29,358
but what she doesn't
realize is that my phone
284
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,618
is still on the family plan, ha ha.
285
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,376
Personal probs.
286
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:37,128
But you know what, problems
are still problems, okay?
287
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,333
All right.
288
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:58,428
I used to be on local
news on air, field producer.
289
00:13:58,430 --> 00:13:59,263
We know, VME.
290
00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:03,203
In Vegas actually, ironically.
291
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,766
Anyway, back to the scene of the crime.
292
00:14:08,768 --> 00:14:10,645
Did you kill someone Jen?
293
00:14:10,647 --> 00:14:13,338
Ha ha ha, no, it's
where I met my husband
294
00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,290
and I got pregnant.
295
00:14:15,274 --> 00:14:16,708
My former self.
296
00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:18,683
Oh, so who are you now Jen?
297
00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:21,530
Only you know.
298
00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:23,653
Okay, that's the deep.
299
00:14:25,810 --> 00:14:27,273
- I went to Duke.
- You did?
300
00:14:29,843 --> 00:14:32,513
Yeah, organic chem major.
301
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,123
- I went to Berkeley.
- Middlebury.
302
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,258
Oh my God, I'm so sorry Sean.
303
00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:45,598
We've been so self-absorbed,
how are you doing?
304
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,853
How, are you feeling?
305
00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:51,853
Hung over, empty.
306
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,905
You were gonna tell us
why we were driving to-
307
00:14:56,907 --> 00:14:58,498
- Paradise.
- Paradise.
308
00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,908
Yeah I mean, do you wanna talk about,
309
00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:00,778
I don't know if you want to talk about it.
310
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:01,618
I like talking about things.
311
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:02,578
I don't know if you are?
312
00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:04,113
I fucked it all up.
313
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:06,883
All of what?
314
00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:13,042
My life.
315
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,440
I can't get her out of my mind.
316
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:25,088
Classic Leo.
317
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,358
That's so funny, I was
gonna say the exact same thing
318
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,698
because of course I'm a Libra.
319
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,618
Of course, Pisces.
320
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,808
- Oh, naturally.
- Do you see it?
321
00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:35,268
So naturally.
322
00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:36,198
Oh my gosh.
323
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,818
You know what Jen, we know what you are?
324
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:38,920
Do we know what you are?
325
00:15:38,922 --> 00:15:39,868
We know exactly what you are.
326
00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:41,041
Well, you are a Capricorn.
327
00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:42,270
- Capricorn.
- You're a Ca-
328
00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:44,891
Are we right?
329
00:15:44,893 --> 00:15:46,118
I hate you both.
330
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:46,953
Oh my gosh.
331
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,803
So tell us more Sean?
332
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:01,700
Well, I met Dawn at a weed shop in WEHO.
333
00:16:06,394 --> 00:16:07,581
I'd never seen her there before.
334
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:09,913
I mean, not like I go often.
335
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:19,658
She was a hippie gypsy
type, ethereal, petite,
336
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:21,373
fragile with a touch of punk.
337
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:23,581
She was wearing one
338
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,348
of those long flowing
Haight-Ashbury skirts
339
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,498
and a black Ramones beater shirt.
340
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,318
One of her ears was loaded with piercings
341
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,028
and she had a rose tattoo
on the inside of her arm.
342
00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:35,898
Her long, dirty blonde hair had pink tips.
343
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:37,238
What do they call that?
344
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:41,768
Ombre, looked completely
dump on me, but anyway.
345
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:44,123
I'm sorry, please keep going.
346
00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:47,870
How can I help you?
347
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,748
Talk about a loaded question.
348
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,738
I felt this amazing
warmth emanating from her.
349
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:56,218
Call it crazy, stupid love at first sight.
350
00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:57,948
I had really bad shoulder pain
351
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,238
from an old baseball injury.
352
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,228
I played in college and then
tweaked it playing softball.
353
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,317
I just went through really nasty breakup.
354
00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:08,358
I was vulnerable and in pain, both psychic
355
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:13,273
and physical and stress,
just so much fucking stress.
356
00:17:30,307 --> 00:17:33,307
You know, you're
carrying a lot of negative energy.
357
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:37,333
It's bopped, the weed
will definitely help.
358
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:40,580
She told me
she was a Reiki master.
359
00:17:42,910 --> 00:17:44,288
I'm a Reiki master.
360
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,393
I do energy work.
361
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:48,780
I can help you to release
all that negative energy.
362
00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:51,268
I started seeing her as a patient
363
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:55,160
and then she became the
yin to my yang, until...
364
00:18:10,603 --> 00:18:12,783
Until what man?
365
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:17,333
You know what, put a pin in it.
366
00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:20,090
Tell me after I go see this guy.
367
00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:25,583
Can I have one of those?
368
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,205
Oh yeah, sure.
369
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,598
- Hmm?
- What?
370
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,758
No judgment.
371
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,270
Don't you have someplace to go?
372
00:18:33,272 --> 00:18:36,641
I didn't even see that Jenny.
373
00:18:36,643 --> 00:18:37,474
Thank you.
374
00:18:37,476 --> 00:18:38,478
I'll be right back.
375
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,301
I recommend you only take half.
376
00:18:40,303 --> 00:18:41,563
Oh, I'll have the other half.
377
00:18:43,882 --> 00:18:48,882
I'm gonna eat that.
378
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,788
- How are you?
- What up?
379
00:18:57,790 --> 00:19:00,623
- You good?
- Yeah, you know.
380
00:19:01,493 --> 00:19:03,588
Do you think I should take
a photo of him just in case?
381
00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:06,068
There's a photo of him on the app silly.
382
00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,878
No, I mean of just this location.
383
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,378
It'll be geo tagged then I
can send it to my husband.
384
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:12,680
That's right, all right.
385
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,378
What's in the bag?
386
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:18,664
BC, BC
387
00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:19,786
What is it in the bag?
388
00:19:19,788 --> 00:19:20,619
You want me to?
389
00:19:20,621 --> 00:19:22,332
What is in the bag?
390
00:19:22,334 --> 00:19:23,238
What is in the bag?
391
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,518
Oh excuse me, what are you putting
392
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,043
- at my feet?
- The bag.
393
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:30,088
All these questions you're
asking are rhetorical.
394
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:30,998
Who's ready?
395
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,798
Okay guys, next stop?
396
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,981
- Paradise!
- Paradise indeed.
397
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:59,228
So what happened Sean?
398
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:00,648
What happened?
399
00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:02,018
I was a total Dick that's what happened.
400
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:03,678
I was an asshole.
401
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,301
This actress was hitting on me
402
00:20:06,303 --> 00:20:08,228
and it comes with the territory.
403
00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:09,061
I'm an agent,
404
00:20:09,063 --> 00:20:12,033
but I had a meaningless
one night stand with her.
405
00:20:13,730 --> 00:20:14,630
Totally regret it.
406
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:18,008
That's some bad shit.
407
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:22,148
Like I said, I'm an asshole seriously.
408
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:24,817
But whatever, life has
no intrinsic value anyway.
409
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,780
I hate myself so much right now.
410
00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:32,147
One bad fucker choice.
411
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,663
I was on Dawn's table.
412
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,473
Then she said.
413
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,458
I feel something.
414
00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:45,748
Yeah, work's been.
415
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:50,750
Perhaps, no this is new, different.
416
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:55,691
I cheated on you.
417
00:20:55,693 --> 00:20:57,608
I love you Dawn more than life itself.
418
00:20:57,610 --> 00:20:58,810
Can you ever forgive me?
419
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:03,108
Then she said.
420
00:21:03,110 --> 00:21:05,673
There's too much negative
energy in Los Angeles.
421
00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,708
She packed up her things
422
00:21:09,710 --> 00:21:12,010
and went to Paradise,
Nevada where she's from.
423
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,258
We haven't spoken since.
424
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:16,468
It's just only been a week,
425
00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:19,113
but it feels like forever.
426
00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:23,068
Do you really think that
she's gonna take you back?
427
00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:25,718
I highly doubt it,
but I got to try right?
428
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,168
Take some action.
429
00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:31,128
Hashtag truth, but if
it's any consolation,
430
00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:33,643
every humiliation in your life in the end,
431
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:35,660
it's totally forgotten.
432
00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:38,913
I was cheated on.
433
00:21:40,778 --> 00:21:42,308
It was freshman year of college
434
00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:46,468
and I was going through a lesbian phase.
435
00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:48,668
I was bi-curious you know?
436
00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:51,588
And I was kind of naive in college.
437
00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:54,450
I don't know, I met this
girl and she was so cool
438
00:21:55,890 --> 00:21:57,578
and she fucking cheated on me.
439
00:21:57,580 --> 00:22:00,908
And then I was devastated
and I had a nervous breakdown
440
00:22:00,910 --> 00:22:02,638
and my parents had an intervention.
441
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,248
They were like, "You got
to get back to boys."
442
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:08,683
And really, they're not
even better so I don't know.
443
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:13,673
Heartache just fucking hurts.
444
00:22:15,010 --> 00:22:17,188
Well, that could just be some heartburn.
445
00:22:17,190 --> 00:22:19,738
I mean, I have stuff in my bag for that
446
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:21,833
'cause you've been
drinking, I'm just saying.
447
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,158
Did you know that you
have neurons in your heart?
448
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,248
Do you mean like brain cells?
449
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:29,383
- Here, take two.
- Take two.
450
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,778
Yeah man, feelings are great and all,
451
00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:38,780
but don't keep them
trapped inside, release.
452
00:22:39,260 --> 00:22:40,828
Easier said than done.
453
00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:42,523
My dad cheated on my mom too.
454
00:22:44,241 --> 00:22:45,074
I'm sorry.
455
00:22:46,390 --> 00:22:49,550
My parents, I mean,
they didn't have time to cheat.
456
00:22:49,552 --> 00:22:51,885
They didn't have time
for recreational sex.
457
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:08,918
Say guys, can we stop for coffee?
458
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,043
I'm just really tired
and I'm out of Adderall.
459
00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:22,083
- Okay fine.
- Yeah, all right!
460
00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:26,419
They have this convenient
store ,
461
00:23:26,421 --> 00:23:27,958
me and my sister.
462
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,786
Well, my grandparents basically raised us.
463
00:23:29,788 --> 00:23:30,619
They didn't have time
464
00:23:30,621 --> 00:23:33,278
for anything except for our basic needs.
465
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,111
And then my mom,
466
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:37,498
she doesn't understand why I
gave up my career for my kids.
467
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,331
She shouldn't complain,
468
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,138
- I gave her grandkids.
- Yeah.
469
00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:41,190
Large black coffee.
470
00:23:43,368 --> 00:23:46,558
I'm just wondering, what
are your milk alternatives
471
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,868
on there for the extra dollar?
472
00:23:47,870 --> 00:23:52,398
Yeah, almond, cashew,
Brazil, peanut, cashew, hemp.
473
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,198
I said cashew, apologies.
474
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:58,458
Rice, hemp, 2%, petunia and the florals,
475
00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:02,878
orange, carrot, pea,
regular milk if you want.
476
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,668
Regular, I will do regular milk.
477
00:24:04,670 --> 00:24:07,078
And what kind of sugar
options do you guys have?
478
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,068
Do you have like?
479
00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:10,043
Splenda, equal, stevia, agave,
480
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:16,040
sucralose, droplets, liquid
nitrogen, more droplets.
481
00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:21,018
Sugar, raw, brown, organic, non organic
482
00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:22,663
if you really wanna go there.
483
00:24:26,210 --> 00:24:27,828
Okay yeah, we're good.
484
00:24:27,830 --> 00:24:32,408
Well, mom was an activist
and dad was a radical.
485
00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:33,241
Mama is the first in her family
486
00:24:33,243 --> 00:24:35,738
to go to college, Berkeley too.
487
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:38,588
Back when Berkeley was
like Berkeley, right?
488
00:24:38,590 --> 00:24:42,117
Yeah, mom was like a true bra burning,
489
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,133
feminist Latina, hell raiser.
490
00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:48,468
Dad was like angry Black Panther,
491
00:24:48,470 --> 00:24:50,318
emphasis on angry.
492
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,153
Did some time.
493
00:24:53,030 --> 00:24:54,183
My dad cheated too.
494
00:24:55,650 --> 00:24:58,643
He is a dick.
495
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:01,373
I'm a dick.
496
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,238
Father like son.
497
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,678
Own your choices, freewill.
498
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,088
- Wow.
- Right.
499
00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:10,948
That's comforting to
know that my life sucks
500
00:25:10,950 --> 00:25:14,043
- because I willed it.
- Namaste.
501
00:25:15,070 --> 00:25:16,670
Are choices even a good thing?
502
00:25:17,990 --> 00:25:19,418
Are you guys fucking out of your mind?
503
00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:21,868
Did you say are choices a good thing?
504
00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:23,108
Jenny holy crap,
505
00:25:23,110 --> 00:25:26,728
we live in a time and in
a culture where it's okay
506
00:25:26,730 --> 00:25:28,218
for women to make their choices.
507
00:25:28,220 --> 00:25:29,548
That is so important.
508
00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:30,898
We are so lucky.
509
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:33,178
This is unbelievable that we have this.
510
00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:35,648
People have sacrificed so
much for that to be possible.
511
00:25:35,650 --> 00:25:37,278
I mean, I marched in DC.
512
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,338
I am a fourth wave card carrying feminist.
513
00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:41,220
- Ow!
- Wow, wow, wow, okay.
514
00:25:41,222 --> 00:25:42,595
Oh my God, are you okay?
515
00:25:42,597 --> 00:25:43,621
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
516
00:25:43,623 --> 00:25:45,618
Those are strong little squirrel hands.
517
00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:46,748
- They're very deceiving.
- Oh my God,
518
00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:48,408
even though people think we hit men,
519
00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:49,428
- We don't do that.
- I'm sorry,
520
00:25:49,430 --> 00:25:50,261
I was just emphatic about this
521
00:25:50,263 --> 00:25:52,070
and I just use the arms, I use them.
522
00:25:53,369 --> 00:25:54,202
Oh my God.
523
00:25:55,322 --> 00:25:56,622
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
524
00:26:00,443 --> 00:26:01,523
Stoned and sorry at the same time.
525
00:26:01,525 --> 00:26:02,597
I was trying to say I'm sorry
526
00:26:02,599 --> 00:26:03,624
and I'm stoned
527
00:26:03,626 --> 00:26:06,626
- at the same time.
- Storied, stonied.
528
00:26:08,157 --> 00:26:10,070
I can't get her out of my head.
529
00:26:36,910 --> 00:26:40,530
I marched too in Los Angeles area
530
00:26:41,470 --> 00:26:43,523
with my stepdaughter and my daughters.
531
00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:46,338
It felt really good.
532
00:26:46,340 --> 00:26:49,416
It felt important, like
we were part of something.
533
00:26:49,418 --> 00:26:52,528
Did you write a
groundbreaking blog about it?
534
00:26:52,530 --> 00:26:55,238
Ha ha, screw you both.
535
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,090
I just felt like it was supposed
to be easier, different.
536
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,478
I hear you.
537
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,718
Because you got participation
trophies just for showing up
538
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,498
and told unconditionally
that you were special.
539
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:09,473
News flash, we can't
all be special can we?
540
00:27:10,650 --> 00:27:12,772
I can't get her out of my head.
541
00:27:12,774 --> 00:27:15,608
Well, that my friend
is positive nihilism.
542
00:27:15,610 --> 00:27:18,258
All that matters is what
we deem as important,
543
00:27:18,260 --> 00:27:19,223
that is freedom.
544
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,878
Whatever, I am essentially
homeless you guys.
545
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,428
I mean, I just wrapped up a dog
sitting gig in Beverly Hills
546
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:30,978
and I don't know,
547
00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:35,273
I have like $300 left
to my name and it sucks.
548
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,878
My mom was helping me out for a while,
549
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,633
but I mean, she cut me off.
550
00:27:44,850 --> 00:27:49,628
I don't know, I need like a
steady gig of side hustle thing
551
00:27:49,630 --> 00:27:51,998
so that I can keep going to auditions.
552
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,698
Have you ever thought it might be time
553
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:56,773
to maybe I don't know, give up the dream?
554
00:27:57,650 --> 00:27:58,658
I'm not giving up my dream.
555
00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:00,158
You sound like my mom, Jesus Christ.
556
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,433
I'm sorry, geez.
557
00:28:03,630 --> 00:28:04,730
It's not what I meant.
558
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,048
I don't know if writing about motherhood
559
00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:09,463
is my passion anyway.
560
00:28:10,610 --> 00:28:12,218
Passion is a lie.
561
00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:13,678
What are you a fortune cookie?
562
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,698
Mean fortune cookie.
563
00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:17,998
Capitalism tells us to take our passion
564
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,175
to turn it into work, right?
565
00:28:20,177 --> 00:28:22,138
So that work will set you free.
566
00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:26,488
Passion is the big lie that
keeps the whole system in place.
567
00:28:26,490 --> 00:28:30,298
Well Marc, if I'm working
then I'm not raising my kids
568
00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:33,778
and if I'm not working, then
I'm not a positive role model.
569
00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:36,878
I used to actually be a
feminist just like both of you,
570
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:41,880
but now I'm just like this
bottom line zombie mom.
571
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:48,973
Could you be a feminist and
stay home mom at the same time?
572
00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:51,208
Yes you can.
573
00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:53,268
The definition of feminism
is just that you believe
574
00:28:53,270 --> 00:28:54,728
in equal rights for men and women.
575
00:28:54,730 --> 00:28:55,958
So yeah, you can do that.
576
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:56,791
Yeah, I know.
577
00:28:56,793 --> 00:28:58,683
It was just a rhetorical question.
578
00:28:59,670 --> 00:29:01,768
Okay, I'm sorry that you
feel judged in your life
579
00:29:01,770 --> 00:29:03,548
and you don't know, you have a predicament
580
00:29:03,550 --> 00:29:04,418
about what you're gonna do,
581
00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:09,018
but really imagine being a
single woman with no boyfriend,
582
00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:12,308
no career, no kids in your '30s.
583
00:29:12,310 --> 00:29:15,228
I mean Jesus, you wanna be judged,
584
00:29:15,230 --> 00:29:18,713
walk into our holiday party
with your mom's friends.
585
00:29:19,648 --> 00:29:20,998
No one's judging you.
586
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,648
Oh, everybody is judging.
587
00:29:22,650 --> 00:29:23,973
You most of all Marc.
588
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,223
Yeah, and actually women
are the worst to each other.
589
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,153
What is your passion huh?
590
00:29:33,030 --> 00:29:34,413
Quoting philosophy 101?
591
00:29:35,530 --> 00:29:37,328
- I'm an artist.
- Oh?
592
00:29:37,330 --> 00:29:40,998
Yeah, look, check it out, tattoos.
593
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,988
See, tribal, something small.
594
00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:48,448
I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to sound rude just now.
595
00:29:48,450 --> 00:29:50,458
They actually are really beautiful.
596
00:29:50,460 --> 00:29:53,448
Thank you, I'm also a Shaman.
597
00:29:53,450 --> 00:29:54,977
- You mean a Shaman?
- Right.
598
00:29:56,197 --> 00:29:59,568
- And I sell shit.
- What kind of shit?
599
00:29:59,570 --> 00:30:02,677
- Mostly drugs.
- Did I not say
600
00:30:02,679 --> 00:30:05,648
when we went to that house
that he's a drug dealer?
601
00:30:05,650 --> 00:30:06,498
You did say it,
602
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:07,331
- but we're not worried.
- No, no, no
603
00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:08,677
the stuff I picked up this morning,
604
00:30:09,890 --> 00:30:11,768
that wasn't what I usually do.
605
00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:14,758
I usually send people
psychedelics to the dark web.
606
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,488
- I set them free.
- The dark web?
607
00:30:17,490 --> 00:30:19,978
Yes, it's also where I host my blog.
608
00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:22,587
Okay, this is all very
comforting, thank you.
609
00:30:22,589 --> 00:30:23,968
No, the shit that I
picked up this morning,
610
00:30:23,970 --> 00:30:28,970
that is farm to table
grade A organic psilocybin.
611
00:30:29,690 --> 00:30:32,038
That's the good shit, top shelf.
612
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,538
Magic mushrooms, take me away.
613
00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,340
Exactly, that's my boy.
614
00:30:37,759 --> 00:30:39,088
I've done shrooms too.
615
00:30:39,090 --> 00:30:41,373
Okay, dropping bombs.
616
00:30:43,870 --> 00:30:44,758
Well, this will be different
617
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,008
because it would be guided by me.
618
00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:50,548
Yes, can't take a journey to Paradise
619
00:30:50,550 --> 00:30:54,213
without first taking
a journey to Paradise.
620
00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:56,451
Okay, you can get your hand out
621
00:30:56,453 --> 00:30:57,833
- of my face.
- I'm sorry.
622
00:30:57,835 --> 00:30:58,768
That was profound.
623
00:30:58,770 --> 00:31:01,568
And did we say we were
going to do shrooms with you?
624
00:31:01,570 --> 00:31:04,518
- You, you intimated.
- What?
625
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,358
The answer was in your eyes.
626
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,308
I mean, I know he was but...
627
00:31:08,310 --> 00:31:10,798
Well, it's done.
628
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,848
Let me think about that.
629
00:31:11,850 --> 00:31:12,681
It's happening.
630
00:31:12,683 --> 00:31:14,198
Does your spatial
awareness get better
631
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,773
or worse with mushrooms?
632
00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:20,463
How long does this last?
633
00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:35,480
- I have to pee.
- Yeah, me too.
634
00:32:10,950 --> 00:32:12,118
Yeah, I know.
635
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,708
I know, the staff meeting.
636
00:32:13,710 --> 00:32:16,600
The staff, but listen to me.
637
00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:19,576
Listen to me!
638
00:32:19,578 --> 00:32:23,688
I'm taking a mental health day, Dan!
639
00:32:23,690 --> 00:32:24,878
For what?
640
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,050
For my mental health, fuck!
641
00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:39,960
Good, totally on the toilet.
642
00:33:06,001 --> 00:33:06,834
Shit.
643
00:33:10,830 --> 00:33:13,047
Hi Mrs. Wilson, how are you?
644
00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:15,373
What?
645
00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:20,313
Wait, she pushed Jack off
a swing during recess?
646
00:33:21,470 --> 00:33:23,458
Well, I'm sure that she didn't mean to.
647
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:24,860
I'm sure it was an accident.
648
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,128
Well, have you called my husband?
649
00:33:29,130 --> 00:33:31,318
No, I'm not really around today,
650
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,524
but no Mrs. Wilson I understand.
651
00:33:33,526 --> 00:33:35,118
I understand that there's zero tolerance,
652
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,328
but she didn't mean it.
653
00:33:37,330 --> 00:33:39,638
And I completely understand
that there's policy,
654
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,883
but there's no way that she
actually meant to do this.
655
00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:47,178
I'm so sorry, Mrs. Wilson.
656
00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:49,218
Jack's mom is on the other line.
657
00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:53,668
If you could just, I'll call my husband.
658
00:33:53,670 --> 00:33:54,501
I'm so sorry.
659
00:33:54,503 --> 00:33:55,334
I'm so sorry.
660
00:33:55,336 --> 00:33:56,167
I'm so sorry to do this.
661
00:33:56,169 --> 00:33:58,548
Hey Claire, how's he doing?
662
00:33:58,550 --> 00:34:00,518
Yeah, we're having our tests next week.
663
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,868
I'm so, so sorry.
664
00:34:01,870 --> 00:34:03,508
We're getting your tested next week.
665
00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:06,028
Excuse me, Rose did not mean to.
666
00:34:06,030 --> 00:34:06,861
What?
667
00:34:06,863 --> 00:34:09,908
My daughter is not a bully Claire.
668
00:34:09,910 --> 00:34:13,708
She's got, Claire?
669
00:34:13,710 --> 00:34:15,647
Hello?
670
00:34:15,649 --> 00:34:16,883
Claire?
671
00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:24,808
Peter, yeah, no I'm not there yet.
672
00:34:24,810 --> 00:34:26,368
I'm driving there.
673
00:34:26,370 --> 00:34:27,723
I'm not driving,
674
00:34:29,759 --> 00:34:32,238
my ride share driver's
driving me from here to,
675
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:34,038
it's not even important right now Peter
676
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,178
because Rose is in the principal's office.
677
00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:39,288
Jack, she pushed him off the swing.
678
00:34:39,290 --> 00:34:41,208
I know, there's zero tolerance.
679
00:34:41,210 --> 00:34:42,917
You know what stupid school,
680
00:34:42,919 --> 00:34:46,233
we pay this money and it's like no.
681
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,018
Well, what do you want me to do?
682
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:50,218
You want me to just go outside
683
00:34:50,220 --> 00:34:52,508
and tell this driver that he's
got to bring you back to LA?
684
00:34:52,510 --> 00:34:53,613
I can't do that.
685
00:34:55,810 --> 00:34:58,458
Well, I was hoping that you
would just cancel the rest
686
00:34:58,460 --> 00:35:00,598
of your day and go pick up your daughter.
687
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,175
No, I understand.
688
00:35:02,177 --> 00:35:03,535
I'm not freaking out.
689
00:35:03,537 --> 00:35:04,828
I'm not freaking out.
690
00:35:04,830 --> 00:35:06,188
I just want to make sure
691
00:35:06,190 --> 00:35:07,990
that this is taken care of properly.
692
00:35:09,581 --> 00:35:12,111
Oh God, don't cry, don't cry,
693
00:35:12,113 --> 00:35:14,998
don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.
694
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,483
I really appreciate it, okay bye.
695
00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:35,133
Oh, fuck!
696
00:35:50,903 --> 00:35:52,933
- Oh, you waited?
- Yeah.
697
00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:57,683
- You feeling okay?
- Yeah, thanks.
698
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,548
So I didn't tell you this before,
699
00:36:02,550 --> 00:36:06,243
but I actually used to be married.
700
00:36:07,552 --> 00:36:08,693
You were?
701
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,918
Yeah, don't sound so surprised.
702
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,370
Sorry, I didn't mean
for it to sound like that.
703
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:18,543
So what happened?
704
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,528
I dunno, I Just kind of
like divorced the nicest guy
705
00:36:24,530 --> 00:36:25,480
in the whole world.
706
00:36:27,150 --> 00:36:27,983
Why?
707
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,838
Don't you have a mom
conference to get to
708
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,138
where you can talk to well adjusted women
709
00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:40,003
who are blissfully married?
710
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,168
No, it's okay.
711
00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:46,528
If you wanna hear about it,
712
00:36:46,530 --> 00:36:48,230
I'll tell you about it in the car.
713
00:36:49,180 --> 00:36:50,013
I do.
714
00:36:53,150 --> 00:36:56,708
Hey Marc, you're looking for UFO's?
715
00:36:56,710 --> 00:36:58,097
What are you doing?
716
00:36:58,099 --> 00:37:02,850
Ladies, tonight is special.
717
00:37:04,870 --> 00:37:06,668
It's lunar eclipse.
718
00:37:06,670 --> 00:37:08,023
It's the wolf blood moon.
719
00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:11,508
It's the beginning of the Aquarius season
720
00:37:11,510 --> 00:37:13,498
Blood moon what?
721
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,238
Look, tonight is special.
722
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,808
Tonight, the moon is closer to
the earth than it usually is.
723
00:37:18,810 --> 00:37:20,468
And according to folklore,
724
00:37:20,470 --> 00:37:23,020
that's when you can hear
the wolves howl.
725
00:37:30,050 --> 00:37:34,548
- Wait, wolves?
- Yes, canis lupus.
726
00:37:34,550 --> 00:37:38,078
Okay, so in a lunar eclipse,
the moon is always red
727
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,058
and it's like this giant
doorway is just opened.
728
00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:42,948
It's a time of completion,
729
00:37:42,950 --> 00:37:46,848
of endings and beginnings, new beginnings.
730
00:37:46,850 --> 00:37:47,998
It's the time in your life
731
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,208
when you're just really
faced with your emotions
732
00:37:50,210 --> 00:37:52,538
and confronted with intimate relationships
733
00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:54,678
in home and family life.
734
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,758
Yes, luna to decanis lupus.
735
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:01,273
Tonight, the biggest
challenge will be ourselves.
736
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,638
But okay, we should get going.
737
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,690
Somebody's gotta get to a cocktail party.
738
00:38:10,161 --> 00:38:14,163
Away, away.
739
00:38:16,070 --> 00:38:18,123
Guys, wait a second.
740
00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:25,753
I don't know if it's like
the wolf moon blood thing.
741
00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:31,988
Fuck Vegas, fuck the conference.
742
00:38:31,990 --> 00:38:32,873
Jen, language.
743
00:38:33,910 --> 00:38:36,448
I mean, this is my big find myself,
744
00:38:36,450 --> 00:38:38,398
get away from my kids weekend.
745
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,788
Why should I be around a bunch
746
00:38:39,790 --> 00:38:41,118
of self-righteous mom bloggers
747
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,098
who just blog about literally shit?
748
00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,366
Not that there's anything wrong
749
00:38:45,368 --> 00:38:46,693
with blogging about shit Marc.
750
00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:50,373
Let's get Sean to Paradise.
751
00:38:52,910 --> 00:38:53,743
Thanks guys.
752
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,928
Can we get some food though?
753
00:38:56,930 --> 00:39:00,363
- Absolutely no.
- I'm hungry, I could eat.
754
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:14,973
After graduating
college, I moved back home.
755
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:17,813
Excuse me?
756
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,298
At the gas station
before you were asking me
757
00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:23,016
about why my marriage ended?
758
00:39:23,018 --> 00:39:23,948
You were married.
759
00:39:23,950 --> 00:39:26,123
Yeah, for like a year.
760
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,768
And I moved back home
after graduating college.
761
00:39:29,770 --> 00:39:34,770
I got a job in healthcare
and there was a guy there.
762
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:35,911
His name was Tim.
763
00:39:35,913 --> 00:39:37,658
He was a biomedical engineer.
764
00:39:37,660 --> 00:39:41,798
He was 29, I was 23 and he liked me.
765
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,328
And what more cloud you want?
766
00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:45,608
So we started dating.
767
00:39:45,610 --> 00:39:47,568
He was sweet, and cute, and smart
768
00:39:47,570 --> 00:39:49,763
and he didn't mind that I was smart too.
769
00:39:50,812 --> 00:39:52,958
He loved that I was goofy and weird,
770
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,313
laughed at my jokes.
771
00:39:56,070 --> 00:39:58,053
So when he proposed,
772
00:39:59,380 --> 00:40:02,048
I had no reason to say anything but yes.
773
00:40:02,050 --> 00:40:04,208
He did it like a perfect prince
774
00:40:04,210 --> 00:40:06,258
that my parents were so proud of me for.
775
00:40:06,260 --> 00:40:07,091
I swear to God,
776
00:40:07,093 --> 00:40:09,258
my dad was more proud of
me the day I got married
777
00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:12,018
than when I graduated college.
778
00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:13,368
And I went through all the motions.
779
00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:16,928
We had a house, a dog and
this beautiful wedding.
780
00:40:16,930 --> 00:40:18,403
Sounds really nice.
781
00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:24,380
It was, but I was playing
a part and I knew it.
782
00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:26,938
It didn't feel right.
783
00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:28,713
So I started to manifest.
784
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:31,798
What, like "The secret"?
785
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:35,278
Yeah, I started to
keep a gratitude journal
786
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,968
about why I was so lucky to be Tim's wife,
787
00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:41,638
have him and my family, and my job
788
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,518
and everything that I did have.
789
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,818
And I became obsessed with
really becoming this person,
790
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,548
Tim's perfect wife.
791
00:40:49,550 --> 00:40:54,293
I made a vision board about how
to be the best wife for Tim.
792
00:40:56,070 --> 00:40:57,098
That vision board became
793
00:40:57,100 --> 00:41:00,083
about me being the best actress for me.
794
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,068
In high school, I was in drama club.
795
00:41:05,070 --> 00:41:10,070
I was a thespian and I felt
the absolute most alive
796
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,688
when I was on stage.
797
00:41:11,690 --> 00:41:13,623
I always wanted to be an actress.
798
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:15,675
I told Tim that I was gonna leave him
799
00:41:15,677 --> 00:41:17,438
and I was gonna move to LA.
800
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,658
Everyone thought I was nuts,
801
00:41:18,660 --> 00:41:21,463
my best friend, Tim, my family.
802
00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:24,705
I don't know, he tried
to offer me a settlement
803
00:41:24,707 --> 00:41:26,538
in the divorce.
804
00:41:26,540 --> 00:41:30,863
He was such a nice guy, but
I couldn't take his money.
805
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,328
I wouldn't be broke now if I had,
806
00:41:34,330 --> 00:41:36,923
but I needed a clean break.
807
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,750
Tim's married again to a very nice woman
808
00:41:43,050 --> 00:41:45,673
that 110% looks like me.
809
00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:50,708
Well, do you have any regrets?
810
00:41:50,710 --> 00:41:51,543
Not at all.
811
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,460
I think I would've put my
head in the oven eventually.
812
00:41:57,870 --> 00:41:58,870
It's all right Sean.
813
00:42:02,210 --> 00:42:03,658
What about you?
814
00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:04,760
Well, what about me?
815
00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:07,408
Do you have any regrets?
816
00:42:07,410 --> 00:42:09,463
What, about my marriage?
817
00:42:12,890 --> 00:42:17,890
No, no, no I don't.
818
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:22,333
I do not.
819
00:42:37,090 --> 00:42:40,648
When all the ingredients
work together in harmony,
820
00:42:40,650 --> 00:42:42,861
it makes for a delicious meal.
821
00:42:42,863 --> 00:42:43,708
A singular experience.
822
00:42:43,710 --> 00:42:45,237
A grilled cheese?
823
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:46,358
What happened for you in grilled cheese?
824
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,178
There's a symphony going on.
825
00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:49,358
- Sean?
- Huh?
826
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,160
Do you wanna share with the class?
827
00:42:52,130 --> 00:42:54,658
Sorry guys, I'm writing a letter to Dawn
828
00:42:54,660 --> 00:42:56,628
and it's just piece of shit.
829
00:42:56,630 --> 00:42:59,868
- Oh.
- Oh, I'm sure it's not.
830
00:42:59,870 --> 00:43:02,048
Well, why don't you bounce
it off us, we'll help you.
831
00:43:02,050 --> 00:43:03,143
- Workshop.
- Yeah.
832
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:09,911
Hey babe.
833
00:43:09,913 --> 00:43:11,698
- Okay.
- What?
834
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:14,188
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't.
835
00:43:14,190 --> 00:43:15,740
- Do better.
- Don't say babe.
836
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,908
My dearest Dawn.
837
00:43:18,910 --> 00:43:20,328
- My dearest Dawn.
- That's good.
838
00:43:20,330 --> 00:43:21,580
- Very civil war.
- Yes.
839
00:43:22,470 --> 00:43:23,620
You probably hate me.
840
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,570
And you should hate me
841
00:43:28,261 --> 00:43:29,361
because I hate me too.
842
00:43:30,634 --> 00:43:33,334
I'm sure that's just one
more thing we have in common.
843
00:43:34,550 --> 00:43:36,208
I tried to blow my brains out.
844
00:43:36,210 --> 00:43:37,858
- What?
- He did.
845
00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:39,508
Yeah, I know, but it's a lot.
846
00:43:39,510 --> 00:43:41,578
We don't need to do this here.
847
00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:43,008
I'm sorry, we're gonna shut up.
848
00:43:43,010 --> 00:43:44,298
Everyone shut up.
849
00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:45,200
My dearest Dawn.
850
00:43:46,890 --> 00:43:48,489
You probably hate me
851
00:43:48,491 --> 00:43:52,523
and you should hate me
because I hate me too.
852
00:43:53,530 --> 00:43:55,680
So that's one more
thing we have in common.
853
00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:59,047
I cut out the part about the.
854
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:06,023
I know I'm not worthy of your
love and I need to grow up.
855
00:44:07,690 --> 00:44:10,938
I sabotaged the only thing
in my life that matters.
856
00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:15,128
And I guess I never deserve
the happiness you gave me
857
00:44:15,130 --> 00:44:16,143
so I destroyed it.
858
00:44:17,510 --> 00:44:19,808
I'll do anything to be with you.
859
00:44:19,810 --> 00:44:24,143
Always yours, Sean.
860
00:44:27,090 --> 00:44:29,338
Okay, 'cause I can rewrite it if it's.
861
00:44:29,340 --> 00:44:30,578
- No, that was good.
- It's good.
862
00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:32,048
That was really good and I mean really,
863
00:44:32,050 --> 00:44:33,450
what would you have to lose?
864
00:44:37,350 --> 00:44:39,118
Okay, new rule.
865
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:42,298
If we're making this trip to
Paradise, no more distractions.
866
00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:43,908
I'm taking phones.
867
00:44:43,910 --> 00:44:45,152
Dude?
868
00:44:45,154 --> 00:44:48,608
No, no, no, no, I can't do
that because I have a kid.
869
00:44:48,610 --> 00:44:49,441
You got a husband, right?
870
00:44:49,443 --> 00:44:53,288
Yes, and he should be able
to take care of the kids
871
00:44:53,290 --> 00:44:55,318
- for one night.
- Yes, yes.
872
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,483
Here, take it.
873
00:44:57,580 --> 00:44:59,301
I don't know who I am.
874
00:44:59,303 --> 00:45:00,720
You can have it.
875
00:45:01,764 --> 00:45:05,678
I don't personally feel
comfortable being disconnected.
876
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,348
You know what I mean?
877
00:45:07,350 --> 00:45:08,938
I have an Instagram following.
878
00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,740
You're distracting and deflecting.
879
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,818
Fine, make one more pose.
880
00:45:13,820 --> 00:45:15,803
- Okay.
- All right.
881
00:45:17,890 --> 00:45:18,868
Okay.
882
00:45:18,870 --> 00:45:22,558
Honey, you haven't even
eaten any of your food yet.
883
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,058
Have a fry, here.
884
00:45:24,060 --> 00:45:26,568
And now the phone.
885
00:45:26,570 --> 00:45:28,618
Okay, when I started to panic
and be like, "Where is it?"
886
00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:30,978
Just remind me you have it.
887
00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:33,853
Honey, it's okay, here, airplane.
888
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,275
I will eat the fry myself.
889
00:45:37,277 --> 00:45:38,365
"Sometimes the only way
890
00:45:38,367 --> 00:45:41,545
"from here to there isn't
the road less traveled."
891
00:45:41,547 --> 00:45:45,108
"It will make all the
difference", Robert Frost.
892
00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:47,260
- Okay, let's do it.
- Okay.
893
00:46:19,997 --> 00:46:22,308
Entrada, please come on in.
894
00:46:22,310 --> 00:46:23,141
Oh my God.
895
00:46:23,143 --> 00:46:24,318
Make the space yours.
896
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,151
Isn't it beautiful?
897
00:46:25,153 --> 00:46:26,218
Really, really get a feel for it.
898
00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:27,438
Sponge it up.
899
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:31,883
Feel it with all of your
senses, it's festive.
900
00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:36,938
It's like eggnog exploded.
901
00:46:36,940 --> 00:46:38,468
It feels like a hug.
902
00:46:38,470 --> 00:46:40,118
Yeah, it doesn't it.
903
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,358
- I see aprons.
- Go, go.
904
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,128
Hey, I want you to find
something that speaks to you.
905
00:46:45,130 --> 00:46:48,198
Have a conversation
with it, a positive one,
906
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,550
like a little mystical elf.
907
00:46:58,850 --> 00:47:00,400
- You're still here?
- I'm here,
908
00:47:02,430 --> 00:47:03,543
can I have my phone?
909
00:47:14,990 --> 00:47:16,993
That's funny, that's really funny.
910
00:47:18,265 --> 00:47:19,765
Oh my God, are you kidding me?
911
00:47:46,590 --> 00:47:47,873
Not gonna happen.
912
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,788
- Why?
- Why?
913
00:47:50,790 --> 00:47:52,091
Because we're here.
914
00:47:52,093 --> 00:47:52,924
I want you to be present
915
00:47:52,926 --> 00:47:54,998
Okay, but I wanna remember this.
916
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,968
This is fun and I don't get
to go on vacations a lot.
917
00:47:56,970 --> 00:47:59,913
Remember it with this right there.
918
00:48:01,190 --> 00:48:03,413
That's right, let that be your DVR.
919
00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:09,323
Okay, but can I have my phone though?
920
00:48:10,590 --> 00:48:12,518
Again, I'm gonna be
a little oppositional
921
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,208
and say no, okay?
922
00:48:14,210 --> 00:48:15,408
This is not gonna stop is it?
923
00:48:15,410 --> 00:48:17,320
No, also you didn't move.
924
00:48:19,530 --> 00:48:21,368
- Take them.
- Thank you!
925
00:48:21,370 --> 00:48:22,670
Come back soon.
926
00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:37,663
You're not a bad person
through your indiscretion.
927
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:41,458
People don't cheat for no reason.
928
00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:44,608
Well, mine was 'cause
I was drunk and stupid.
929
00:48:44,610 --> 00:48:46,610
That's an excuse, that's not a reason.
930
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,558
Sometimes you're just not happy.
931
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,430
Yeah, but I was happy
932
00:48:52,610 --> 00:48:56,283
or maybe I just didn't think
I was entitled to be happy.
933
00:49:03,390 --> 00:49:04,223
Where's Kara?
934
00:49:06,070 --> 00:49:06,903
I don't know.
935
00:49:13,940 --> 00:49:14,773
Oh, good.
936
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:21,988
Kara darling,
937
00:49:21,990 --> 00:49:26,488
I'll cover your credit card
debt again only if you come home
938
00:49:26,490 --> 00:49:27,718
and get help.
939
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:31,363
Therapy, I'll happily
pay for it, love you.
940
00:49:42,660 --> 00:49:43,493
Hey.
941
00:49:44,970 --> 00:49:48,143
You can come get a wet
butt with me if you want.
942
00:49:49,150 --> 00:49:49,983
Okay.
943
00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:05,140
I feel like every
decision I've ever made
944
00:50:07,474 --> 00:50:11,937
is the wrong one and I'm just
absolutely destined to be old,
945
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,243
pathetic and alone.
946
00:50:23,950 --> 00:50:25,400
Wanna hear something crazy?
947
00:50:27,980 --> 00:50:29,613
I made all the right choices.
948
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:33,630
College, my career
949
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,663
and still my life fucking sucks.
950
00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:42,288
I got this glamorous, stressful job,
951
00:50:42,290 --> 00:50:47,290
but between taxes, my
student loan, my car loan,
952
00:50:50,471 --> 00:50:53,900
I'm pretty much a member of
the overeducated working poor.
953
00:50:56,050 --> 00:50:57,450
That's not so sheik in LA.
954
00:51:04,380 --> 00:51:05,211
I don't know
955
00:51:05,213 --> 00:51:08,328
if or when I won't be
living paycheck to paycheck
956
00:51:08,330 --> 00:51:10,333
in my shitty apartment in the valley.
957
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:16,497
So I too will be old,
958
00:51:19,860 --> 00:51:21,773
pathetic and alone.
959
00:51:34,810 --> 00:51:36,468
Second stop!
960
00:51:36,470 --> 00:51:37,750
Obviously need that.
961
00:51:39,016 --> 00:51:42,198
- For what?
- For breakfast?
962
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,031
You like breakfast?
963
00:51:43,033 --> 00:51:43,864
I like breakfast.
964
00:51:43,866 --> 00:51:45,611
I don't eat breakfast.
965
00:51:45,613 --> 00:51:46,598
When you have a child,
966
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,253
you can no longer be one.
967
00:51:49,110 --> 00:51:49,978
That sucks.
968
00:51:49,980 --> 00:51:52,173
I know, it's what my mom taught me.
969
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,328
But you know what I've learned Marc
970
00:51:55,330 --> 00:51:58,383
is that sometimes you just gotta say,
971
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:01,518
- what the fuck?
- What the fuck?
972
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,205
Yes, hot rep, dirty '80s.
973
00:52:04,207 --> 00:52:05,333
You see that?
974
00:52:06,516 --> 00:52:07,748
That would make a much better blog post
975
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:10,200
than your kid eating
broccoli for the first time.
976
00:52:11,545 --> 00:52:12,948
It's not the first
time I've done shrooms.
977
00:52:12,950 --> 00:52:14,468
I've done them in college.
978
00:52:14,470 --> 00:52:17,748
Yeah, but this is not
gonna be like recreationally,
979
00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:21,178
like during your wild
sorority rebellious days.
980
00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:24,018
It's gonna reboot that
pretty little brain of yours.
981
00:52:24,020 --> 00:52:26,328
This is gonna be spiritual.
982
00:52:26,330 --> 00:52:28,213
It's gonna be medicinal.
983
00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:30,788
And I promise,
984
00:52:30,790 --> 00:52:34,588
Scout's honor to guide
you safely, very safely.
985
00:52:34,590 --> 00:52:37,195
Yeah I know, from here to
there, I get it, I get it.
986
00:52:37,197 --> 00:52:39,608
To Paradise, to Paradiso.
987
00:52:39,610 --> 00:52:40,441
Look, air freshener
988
00:52:40,443 --> 00:52:42,613
- for your car.
- You're deflecting.
989
00:52:43,590 --> 00:52:46,953
Third stop.
990
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:02,120
Welcome my friends to the show
that never ends, ends, ends!
991
00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:05,558
- Okay, okay.
- I don't wanna-
992
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:07,388
- Chill out and give me the shrooms
993
00:53:07,390 --> 00:53:10,193
'cause I need Paradise bad.
994
00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:17,447
It can be meaningful but
only if you free your mind!
995
00:53:19,010 --> 00:53:22,073
Ceremony is mandatory!
996
00:53:24,863 --> 00:53:28,123
Clapping, you're clapping.
997
00:53:30,100 --> 00:53:31,778
Okay, I'll clap.
998
00:53:31,780 --> 00:53:32,611
Knees.
999
00:53:32,613 --> 00:53:33,444
- What?
- What?
1000
00:53:33,446 --> 00:53:35,041
- We were just clapping?
- We were just clapping?
1001
00:53:35,043 --> 00:53:36,126
Get on your knees.
1002
00:53:36,128 --> 00:53:36,959
I'm not getting on my knees.
1003
00:53:36,961 --> 00:53:37,792
Stay with me here.
1004
00:53:37,794 --> 00:53:38,818
Come on, let's play along.
1005
00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:39,682
I don't like being on my knees.
1006
00:53:39,684 --> 00:53:40,515
We can't get on our knees.
1007
00:53:40,517 --> 00:53:41,348
Get on your knees.
1008
00:53:41,350 --> 00:53:42,448
Get up and make it happen.
1009
00:53:42,450 --> 00:53:46,666
Oh God, this is how
yoga class is gonna go.
1010
00:53:46,668 --> 00:53:51,448
This is the fungus
of the genus psilocybe.
1011
00:53:51,450 --> 00:53:55,498
We have to surrender
to the forces of chaos,
1012
00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:58,408
to the wilderness of the subconscious.
1013
00:53:58,410 --> 00:53:59,908
We're tapping in
1014
00:53:59,910 --> 00:54:03,068
to what young would call
the collective unconscious
1015
00:54:03,070 --> 00:54:05,528
which lives within us all.
1016
00:54:05,530 --> 00:54:08,173
So come with me won't you?
1017
00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:11,968
Tell me with your eyes.
1018
00:54:11,970 --> 00:54:14,548
Tell me only with your eyes.
1019
00:54:14,550 --> 00:54:16,528
- Let's do it.
- Okay, I'm in.
1020
00:54:16,530 --> 00:54:17,361
- Sure.
- My guy.
1021
00:54:17,363 --> 00:54:19,847
- You sat on those.
- A little!
1022
00:54:22,132 --> 00:54:22,963
Not like that.
1023
00:54:22,965 --> 00:54:24,458
I think they were by your feet.
1024
00:54:24,460 --> 00:54:25,860
Not like that grasshopper.
1025
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,383
Open the mandible.
1026
00:54:34,330 --> 00:54:36,138
It's like taking communion.
1027
00:54:36,140 --> 00:54:38,813
Exactly, well done.
1028
00:54:41,610 --> 00:54:42,648
How does it taste?
1029
00:54:42,650 --> 00:54:43,718
Like shit on a stick.
1030
00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:45,700
Oh great, great, great.
1031
00:54:49,837 --> 00:54:50,668
Do you have to put it in my mouth?
1032
00:54:50,670 --> 00:54:51,628
I mean, are your hands clean?
1033
00:54:51,630 --> 00:54:52,461
I mean, do we?
1034
00:54:52,463 --> 00:54:53,493
Spiritually, good.
1035
00:55:02,850 --> 00:55:04,828
The first shall be last.
1036
00:55:04,830 --> 00:55:07,796
- Open, open wide.
- Is it in?
1037
00:55:07,798 --> 00:55:10,173
Oh God, there it is.
1038
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:12,753
Now what?
1039
00:55:14,150 --> 00:55:16,003
I'm trying to open your mind.
1040
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:18,538
I can lead you to the door,
1041
00:55:18,540 --> 00:55:21,028
but only you can walk through it.
1042
00:55:21,030 --> 00:55:23,408
- Morpheus?
- God of dreams.
1043
00:55:23,410 --> 00:55:27,358
No, God of matrix.
1044
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,977
Howl with me.
1045
00:55:43,060 --> 00:55:45,260
I don't hear you howling.
1046
00:55:48,770 --> 00:55:50,788
Bay at the moon.
1047
00:55:50,790 --> 00:55:51,857
The wolf moon.
1048
00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:12,194
Marc, it's really amazing
how much stuff you can fit
1049
00:58:12,196 --> 00:58:15,528
in the back of that orange Jeep of yours.
1050
00:58:15,530 --> 00:58:17,718
That model is
surprisingly spacious.
1051
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:18,870
That's why I bought it.
1052
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:22,533
Rest your loins.
1053
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,763
Loins are required.
1054
00:58:28,626 --> 00:58:30,989
Oh my, desert
floor is comfortable.
1055
00:58:30,991 --> 00:58:32,723
Fuck yeah.
1056
00:58:52,420 --> 00:58:53,473
I can't sleep.
1057
00:58:55,060 --> 00:58:57,010
Can I tell you about my marriage story?
1058
00:58:58,500 --> 00:58:59,333
Please
1059
00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:04,728
After college, I got into my Ford Escape
1060
00:59:04,730 --> 00:59:07,950
and I just drove kinda like this
1061
00:59:09,289 --> 00:59:14,220
and all the way to this ABC
news affiliate job in Las Vegas.
1062
00:59:17,660 --> 00:59:22,512
It was really a weird time
1063
00:59:22,514 --> 00:59:24,368
because that was when
the financial crisis hit
1064
00:59:24,370 --> 00:59:27,768
and Peter was actually my news director.
1065
00:59:27,770 --> 00:59:28,945
That's my husband.
1066
00:59:28,947 --> 00:59:31,320
"Occupy Las Vegas" was happening
1067
00:59:32,420 --> 00:59:37,420
and that is when I actually
was nominated for the Emmy.
1068
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,060
Man, that was a really good story.
1069
00:59:43,642 --> 00:59:45,058
And then I found out I was pregnant
1070
00:59:45,060 --> 00:59:46,733
and that was a whole other story.
1071
00:59:51,460 --> 00:59:52,628
I didn't even know I was pregnant
1072
00:59:52,630 --> 00:59:55,188
because it was so crazy with work.
1073
00:59:55,190 --> 00:59:57,643
I wasn't keeping track of my period.
1074
01:00:00,478 --> 01:00:02,293
I puked on one of the protestors.
1075
01:00:04,810 --> 01:00:06,810
At first I thought it was food poisoning
1076
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:11,083
and Peter and I, we weren't
married at the time.
1077
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:16,963
Well actually, he was married
at the time, but not to me.
1078
01:00:24,735 --> 01:00:25,758
That's my big secret.
1079
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,248
I was the other woman.
1080
01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:32,758
We were having this hot affair,
1081
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:36,113
but he and his wife, they were separated.
1082
01:00:37,490 --> 01:00:39,088
Oh, he was separated.
1083
01:00:39,090 --> 01:00:41,748
Yeah, we were in love.
1084
01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:44,723
It's just, we were just having fun
1085
01:00:49,180 --> 01:00:50,638
and it was supposed to be carefree
1086
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:55,428
and it wasn't what he signed up for.
1087
01:00:55,430 --> 01:01:00,430
So I even thought about
maybe getting an abortion,
1088
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:07,878
which I have never said out loud
1089
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:10,103
to anybody before not even Peter.
1090
01:01:18,644 --> 01:01:21,977
What if I was just the fun rebound girl?
1091
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:25,980
Do you love him?
1092
01:01:29,731 --> 01:01:30,814
I do, yeah.
1093
01:01:34,130 --> 01:01:38,033
- Does he love you?
- Hmm hmm.
1094
01:01:43,341 --> 01:01:47,424
I've never talked about
this with anybody before,
1095
01:01:49,463 --> 01:01:52,270
not even my so-called friends.
1096
01:01:59,530 --> 01:02:00,730
Thank you for listening.
1097
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:02,663
Thank you.
1098
01:02:18,214 --> 01:02:19,609
Everything all right?
1099
01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:21,694
Yeah, just need to pee.
1100
01:02:22,844 --> 01:02:24,648
I don't know what to do.
1101
01:02:24,650 --> 01:02:27,933
Oh well, I'm not a female,
1102
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:31,183
but I think you just kind of gob squat.
1103
01:02:32,610 --> 01:02:33,860
Let the body do the rest.
1104
01:02:35,398 --> 01:02:38,766
Oh God, okay.
1105
01:02:38,768 --> 01:02:41,168
Can I have a little privacy?
1106
01:02:41,170 --> 01:02:42,778
Well, you know there's
an element out there.
1107
01:02:42,780 --> 01:02:44,363
I just want you to be safe.
1108
01:02:45,410 --> 01:02:46,810
There's creatures out there.
1109
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:50,610
- I'll turn my back.
- Thank you.
1110
01:02:56,540 --> 01:03:00,223
Wow, the wolf blood moon.
1111
01:03:01,270 --> 01:03:03,033
I love staring blankly into it.
1112
01:03:04,460 --> 01:03:06,248
Oh my God, it's so cold.
1113
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:11,250
Yes, the dermis is finally
exposed to the atmosphere.
1114
01:03:12,730 --> 01:03:13,880
It's a beautiful thing.
1115
01:03:15,507 --> 01:03:17,107
There's no toilet paper.
1116
01:03:19,970 --> 01:03:21,220
You could try a cactus.
1117
01:03:23,694 --> 01:03:24,744
A little unforgiving.
1118
01:03:28,020 --> 01:03:28,853
How'd you do?
1119
01:03:31,568 --> 01:03:34,178
Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?
1120
01:03:34,180 --> 01:03:35,080
Are you all right?
1121
01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:41,788
It's just, everything in my life,
1122
01:03:41,790 --> 01:03:44,723
it's always come so easy for me,
1123
01:03:48,460 --> 01:03:52,963
school, sports and work,
1124
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,450
everything except for motherhood.
1125
01:03:56,839 --> 01:03:58,488
What if I'm really bad this?
1126
01:03:58,490 --> 01:04:01,348
Oh my God, no, stop, stop.
1127
01:04:01,350 --> 01:04:03,471
You are not bad at it.
1128
01:04:03,473 --> 01:04:05,640
Just stop, let me ask you,
1129
01:04:08,847 --> 01:04:11,803
do you love them unconditionally?
1130
01:04:13,543 --> 01:04:17,717
And do you make them feel safe?
1131
01:04:17,719 --> 01:04:18,550
Yeah.
1132
01:04:18,552 --> 01:04:21,153
Then you are a good mom, you are.
1133
01:04:22,629 --> 01:04:23,729
And the rest is icing.
1134
01:04:26,310 --> 01:04:28,978
I gave my mom the craziest
wildest run for her money.
1135
01:04:28,980 --> 01:04:33,158
I was just born a fist clenched,
1136
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:34,959
but that was all on me
1137
01:04:34,961 --> 01:04:37,848
because she was a great mom.
1138
01:04:37,850 --> 01:04:39,773
She is a great mom.
1139
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,003
She's the best mom.
1140
01:04:45,850 --> 01:04:47,563
Let what scares you set you free.
1141
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:54,630
Let what scares you set
you free please huh?
1142
01:05:03,087 --> 01:05:04,087
Thank you.
1143
01:05:05,763 --> 01:05:08,703
It's nothing, it's
part of being a shaman.
1144
01:05:09,570 --> 01:05:11,153
- Or shaman.
- Shaman.
1145
01:05:12,981 --> 01:05:15,113
- Can I tell you a secret?
- Okay.
1146
01:05:16,410 --> 01:05:17,713
You know those mushrooms?
1147
01:05:19,270 --> 01:05:23,453
They weren't psilocybin,
they were shiitake on sale.
1148
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:26,430
Tell no one, it's our secret, okay.
1149
01:05:30,613 --> 01:05:32,508
Tell me you're joking right now?
1150
01:05:32,510 --> 01:05:33,438
That's the end of the convo.
1151
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:34,490
Just get in, come on.
1152
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:41,113
That's it, it's cold out here.
1153
01:06:05,121 --> 01:06:06,871
Final stop, Paradise.
1154
01:06:30,550 --> 01:06:33,318
You got this, promise.
1155
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:36,328
Face your destiny with courage.
1156
01:06:36,330 --> 01:06:37,163
You can do it.
1157
01:06:42,293 --> 01:06:43,948
See it, be it.
1158
01:06:43,950 --> 01:06:45,883
See it, be it.
1159
01:06:48,100 --> 01:06:49,958
Look how tall he's walking.
1160
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:52,393
I know, don't hold it in.
1161
01:07:38,630 --> 01:07:39,843
Yeah, no problem.
1162
01:07:41,954 --> 01:07:43,763
What the, Sean?
1163
01:07:47,328 --> 01:07:48,618
What are you doing here?
1164
01:07:48,620 --> 01:07:50,412
Do I need to call the police?
1165
01:07:50,414 --> 01:07:52,063
No, no, no, no, please don't.
1166
01:07:54,730 --> 01:07:56,143
I've been to Paradise Dawn.
1167
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,728
Duh, whatever.
1168
01:07:58,730 --> 01:08:00,723
Not this Paradise.
1169
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:04,548
Talk about an oxymoron though right?
1170
01:08:04,550 --> 01:08:05,638
City of Angels, yeah,
1171
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:09,833
- talk about an oxymoron.
- Touche, touche.
1172
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:14,238
Look, I'm not stalking you.
1173
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,108
Well, not in person.
1174
01:08:16,110 --> 01:08:17,710
I did come here to win you back.
1175
01:08:18,599 --> 01:08:21,667
I paid my ride share
from LA to bring me here.
1176
01:08:21,669 --> 01:08:24,019
Oh, people in the car, hey, hi.
1177
01:08:24,936 --> 01:08:25,768
- Hi!
- Hi!
1178
01:08:27,150 --> 01:08:28,757
It was a pool.
1179
01:08:28,759 --> 01:08:33,759
Anyway, I was willing to do
anything to win you back.
1180
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:37,398
I was gonna quit my job and stay here
1181
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:39,378
as long as I needed to,
1182
01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:43,103
that was after I contemplated
killing myself yesterday.
1183
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:45,458
I almost did.
1184
01:08:45,460 --> 01:08:49,992
Jesus Sean, that's a tad
dramatic wouldn't you say?
1185
01:08:51,098 --> 01:08:53,347
I mean, we dated three months.
1186
01:08:53,349 --> 01:08:56,188
- Four, actually.
- Four months, my bad.
1187
01:08:56,190 --> 01:08:57,998
You were my everything.
1188
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,753
You were the one and I knew.
1189
01:09:02,730 --> 01:09:04,412
I thought I couldn't live without you.
1190
01:09:05,650 --> 01:09:08,538
Yeah well suicide, fucking suicide?
1191
01:09:08,540 --> 01:09:10,267
It's the most selfish act.
1192
01:09:10,269 --> 01:09:12,837
I know, I'm the epitome of selfishness,
1193
01:09:12,839 --> 01:09:16,773
of self-destructiveness, was.
1194
01:09:18,169 --> 01:09:20,837
- Dawn-
- Whoa, whoa,
1195
01:09:20,839 --> 01:09:21,978
what are you pulling out?
1196
01:09:21,980 --> 01:09:24,858
Actually, this is why I'm here.
1197
01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:26,898
See, that is your contact.
1198
01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:27,858
Are you trying to take a selfie?
1199
01:09:27,860 --> 01:09:29,408
No, that's your contact.
1200
01:09:29,410 --> 01:09:31,073
The camera was just,
1201
01:09:31,075 --> 01:09:32,870
- I was in a desert.
- That's good, that's great.
1202
01:09:32,872 --> 01:09:34,167
It was very pretty.
1203
01:09:34,169 --> 01:09:37,318
Here you go, contact, gone.
1204
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:40,038
Pictures of us, gone.
1205
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:41,087
Well, that was one,
1206
01:09:41,089 --> 01:09:44,771
- but boom, boom, boom.
- Text messages, gone.
1207
01:09:44,773 --> 01:09:45,604
What was it?
1208
01:09:45,606 --> 01:09:46,488
What'd you want?
1209
01:09:46,490 --> 01:09:47,988
- Instagram
- Okay, Instagram.
1210
01:09:47,990 --> 01:09:49,948
Gotta go, you have a
real problem on that one.
1211
01:09:49,950 --> 01:09:51,198
Damn, you're good.
1212
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:52,990
- Yep, here you go.
- Here we go.
1213
01:09:52,992 --> 01:09:54,937
- Here I am right on top.
- Unfollow.
1214
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,520
- Window open I saw?
- Block, block.
1215
01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:05,678
- There he is.
- You have a firm handshake.
1216
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,413
- There he is.
- I'll never forget that.
1217
01:10:10,169 --> 01:10:11,001
- Bye.
- I'm very proud
1218
01:10:11,003 --> 01:10:12,185
of you though.
1219
01:10:12,187 --> 01:10:15,723
Oh my God, oh my God.
1220
01:10:15,725 --> 01:10:16,789
She needs to get that fixed.
1221
01:10:16,791 --> 01:10:17,908
It's all right, it's been
broken for quite some time.
1222
01:10:17,910 --> 01:10:20,770
Well, I won't fix that,
get someone to fix it.
1223
01:10:20,772 --> 01:10:23,417
- Yes.
- Craigslist.
1224
01:10:23,419 --> 01:10:25,558
Come back, come back, come back.
1225
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:26,673
Thanks guys, bye.
1226
01:10:29,544 --> 01:10:30,646
It happened.
1227
01:10:30,648 --> 01:10:31,943
Yeah, new beginnings.
1228
01:10:33,910 --> 01:10:36,458
- You look happy.
- It's done.
1229
01:10:36,460 --> 01:10:39,398
All right man, circle is complete right?
1230
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:40,230
Way to go.
1231
01:10:40,232 --> 01:10:41,066
You feel okay?
1232
01:10:42,050 --> 01:10:43,853
Actually, I feel pretty good.
1233
01:10:51,404 --> 01:10:53,218
- Good.
- Let's.
1234
01:10:53,220 --> 01:10:55,299
- Shall we?
- Yeah, definitely.
1235
01:10:55,301 --> 01:10:56,225
Yeah, lets.
1236
01:10:56,227 --> 01:10:59,783
May we be old and
pathetic, but never alone.
1237
01:11:01,460 --> 01:11:04,410
Did you guys know that
Paradise is just Las Vegas?
1238
01:11:07,990 --> 01:11:08,923
Paradise!
1239
01:11:45,350 --> 01:11:47,062
I'm with you always!
1240
01:11:49,082 --> 01:11:49,913
Hello!
1241
01:11:49,915 --> 01:11:51,864
- Hi mom!
- Hi mom!
1242
01:11:51,866 --> 01:11:53,339
- Hi guys!
- Who's here?
1243
01:11:53,341 --> 01:11:56,059
- Hi mommy!
- Hi, hello, hello, hello,
1244
01:11:56,061 --> 01:11:57,500
- I missed you.
- How was your trip?
1245
01:11:57,502 --> 01:11:58,333
It was good.
1246
01:11:58,335 --> 01:11:59,166
You're home early.
1247
01:11:59,168 --> 01:12:00,858
Yeah, I missed you too.
1248
01:12:00,860 --> 01:12:02,158
Can I go show you what daddy got us?
1249
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:04,652
Yes please, please, go show me.
1250
01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:06,948
- Hi.
- Hi.
1251
01:12:06,950 --> 01:12:08,118
Oh my God.
1252
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:11,778
So you look very refreshed.
1253
01:12:11,780 --> 01:12:15,683
I am, my brain is rebooted.
1254
01:12:16,790 --> 01:12:18,398
Is that a good thing?
1255
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:19,926
Yeah, it's a good thing.
1256
01:12:19,928 --> 01:12:21,518
I mean, I'll tell you about it later,
1257
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:24,583
but I'm just so happy to be home.
1258
01:12:25,900 --> 01:12:28,693
We are so, so happy to have you home.
1259
01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:32,468
- What'd you get them?
- It's top secret.
1260
01:12:32,470 --> 01:12:33,948
What's that noise?
1261
01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:35,043
What's that smell?
1262
01:13:28,578 --> 01:13:29,718
No problem.
1263
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:32,898
,
the rules of the house,
1264
01:13:32,900 --> 01:13:34,773
no hats in the house.
1265
01:13:34,775 --> 01:13:36,748
, I'm sorry.
1266
01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:37,837
You want a snack?
1267
01:13:37,839 --> 01:13:39,919
I'm gonna make you a snack,.
1268
01:13:43,130 --> 01:13:46,643
Hey everyone, my name is Jenny.
1269
01:13:48,759 --> 01:13:52,888
Actually, I was born
with the name of Yuping,
1270
01:13:52,890 --> 01:13:54,908
but when I was growing up,
1271
01:13:54,910 --> 01:13:57,488
that was really hard for my classmates
1272
01:13:57,490 --> 01:13:58,558
and my teachers to pronounce
1273
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,647
so I told everyone, "Just call me Jen."
1274
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:04,608
And then I entered the
workforce and I wanted people
1275
01:14:04,610 --> 01:14:08,577
to take me seriously so I
said, "Call me Jennifer."
1276
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:10,803
And then I became a mom.
1277
01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:14,908
I wanted to be fun and accessible
1278
01:14:14,910 --> 01:14:17,567
so I said, "You can call me Jenny."
1279
01:14:21,509 --> 01:14:24,110
I just cared so much about
what other people thought
1280
01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:29,905
because I thought that if
they saw me a certain way,
1281
01:14:29,907 --> 01:14:31,407
then that would make me happy.
1282
01:14:34,910 --> 01:14:39,678
We live in this goal obsessed,
1283
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:44,680
self-help, self obsessed selfie society.
1284
01:14:47,169 --> 01:14:50,468
And we think that if we
get to this certain place
1285
01:14:50,470 --> 01:14:51,543
that we'll be happy,
1286
01:14:53,509 --> 01:14:55,183
that we'll have found paradise.
1287
01:14:58,138 --> 01:14:59,773
But paradise isn't a place.
1288
01:15:00,842 --> 01:15:03,732
It's not a hashtag.
1289
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,118
It's not about an Instagram post
1290
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:10,593
or how many followers you have,
or how many likes it gets.
1291
01:15:11,910 --> 01:15:16,263
Paradise sounds so cliche,
1292
01:15:18,140 --> 01:15:21,293
but paradise is about the journey.
1293
01:15:26,210 --> 01:15:28,007
A friend of mine once told me
1294
01:15:28,009 --> 01:15:32,678
that you can either choose
to look at the anxiety
1295
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:37,073
in your life or you can
choose to embrace it.
1296
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,020
That's my homie.
1297
01:15:44,009 --> 01:15:45,358
Another friend of mine showed me
1298
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:49,533
that people aren't always
what they seem, not always.
1299
01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:52,950
And another friend showed me that life
1300
01:15:53,810 --> 01:15:56,043
is absolutely worth fighting for.
1301
01:16:02,620 --> 01:16:04,293
Paradise is about connection.
1302
01:16:05,470 --> 01:16:07,243
It's about human connection.
1303
01:16:10,172 --> 01:16:12,993
And it's about family and friends
1304
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:18,618
and all the people that we meet
1305
01:16:18,620 --> 01:16:20,482
on this journey that we call life.
1306
01:16:23,330 --> 01:16:28,330
And I know that the
story is not as perfect
1307
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:32,610
as I want it to be, but that's okay
1308
01:16:33,674 --> 01:16:35,033
'cause I'm not perfect.
1309
01:16:37,710 --> 01:16:38,543
This is me,
1310
01:16:43,839 --> 01:16:47,997
Jenny, Jen, Jennifer, Yenny, Yuping.
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