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[ Suspenseful music playing ]
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[ Snakes rattling ]
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- [ Growling ]
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- [ Gasping ]
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Aah!
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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- Find anything of note out
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there?
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- No.
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- What?!
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- Just a floating baby head.
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- Whoa.
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- We need to get you on the
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corner of 4th and Oxford.
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It's a hot-streets case.
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Please use discretion.
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- I guess we should check out
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that other thing.
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- Shouldn't we check this out?
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Get tissue, fluid samples?
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I mean, what do we do with --
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- You always overthink things.
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It's a floating baby head.
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It's not going anywhere.
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- Mm-hmm.
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♪♪
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- Another one without a body.
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This is a hot-street case, so
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you can't talk about it, huh?
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- Who could do such a thing?
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- I'm not sure.
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I'm Special Agent Baranski, and
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this is my partner --
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- Hey!
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- ...Forensic Expert French.
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- What are you doing?
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- From the stretching of the
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skin and the flexion fracture of
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the spine, looks like the head
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was ripped off.
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- It's clearly a human head
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identified by the human ears,
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skin, human eyes, and human
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teeth.
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Kill by a monster or something.
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- [ Growling ]
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[ People screaming ]
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- Aah!
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- [ Whimpers ]
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- [ Growls ]
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- Let's use my truth serum
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formula.
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Interrogate them.
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- There you go overthinking
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things again.
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Let's just punch them.
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- If you say so.
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- [ Growling ]
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- Aaaah!
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Maybe we should just shoot them.
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[ Guns clicking ]
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- [ Growls ]
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[ Maniacal laugh ]
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[ Growls ]
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- See?
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That was easy.
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- Aah!
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♪♪
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- How you holding up, Jen?
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I want you to know you can stay
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with me as long as you need.
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- Thanks, Uncle Mark.
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I still can't believe Mom's
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gone.
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You're my last living relative.
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- And I'm not going anywhere.
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By the way, yesterday I was
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diagnosed with a brain tumor and
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I'm gonna die.
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- What?!
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- I've got about a week, and
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you'll have to move out when
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that happens.
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You'll be homeless.
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- Uncle Mark!
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- I don't have a will, so, uh,
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take my futuristic FBI computer
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phone.
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It's pretty cool.
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- Wait.
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Aren't you investigating brain
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monsters right now, and you have
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a brain tumor?
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Maybe there's a connection.
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- Jen, everybody gets brain
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tumors eventually.
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That's life.
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- There has got to be something
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you can do.
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- I was referred to a surgeon,
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but I'm kind of busy right now
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chasing monsters and stuff.
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Maybe I'll see her later.
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- Now!
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Please!
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- I'll take care of it later.
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All right, all right, I'll visit
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the brain surgeon.
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La-a-te-e-r!
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- And your phone, I-I can't --
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- Oh, there's some NSA-type
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programs on that thing.
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You probably shouldn't use
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those.
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[ Door opens ]
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- Wait!
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[ Door closes ]
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If Uncle Mark dies, I'll be all
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alone.
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- [ Whimpering ]
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- I get it.
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You love me.
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Who cares? You're just a dog.
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- [ Sighs ]
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- Huh.
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- Pretty dry on brain monster
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leads.
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- Yeah, maybe we should take a
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break and get some brain surgery
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or something.
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Dr. Steven Davis referred me for
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brain stuff.
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- [ Growls ]
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- Agent Baranski, we've been
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expecting you.
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Welcome to our facility.
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I'm Dr. Jane Brainbrook, and I
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will be performing your surgery.
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- She's the surgeon?
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She's beautiful.
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- I think she looks like shit.
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- Well, now that you mention
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it, she does look like shit.
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- I've cloned a small piece of
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your cerebellum.
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It needs to gestate in your
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neck.
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- There are two surgeries.
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First she's going to grow a new
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piece of brain in your neck.
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Then she's going to implant it
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inside your head, replacing the
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area affected by the tumor.
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Sounds sketchy.
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We should get a second opinion.
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- You're just overthinking
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things again.
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Let's do it.
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After we talk about anesthetics.
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Ah, so I guess we're doing it
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without anesthetics.
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All right, that's fine.
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- It'll take 30 minutes to
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gestate.
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Then we can perform the second
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surgery.
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- Just one quick question about
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anesthetics.
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- Don't worry.
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We'll put you out.
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- This is the clinic that
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diagnosed Uncle Mark's brain
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tumor.
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Let's see if this phone works.
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Scan criminal database.
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- Steven Davis, 46, conviction
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of medical fraud in 2002,
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battery -- third degree, 2005,
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practicing without a medical
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license in 2006.
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- Hey, what's the big deal?!
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Why you hologramming me?!
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- Get him, Chubbie Webbers.
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- [ Whimpering ]
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- Ugh. Get him!
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- Why should dogs do this?!
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But dogs aren't supposed to do
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this!
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- I know you're not a real
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doctor.
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Mark Baranski doesn't have a
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brain tumor, does he?
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- [ Groans ]
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- Does he?!
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- Nobody has brain tumors,
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okay?!
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A lady at the James Newton
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Science Center pays me for fake
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referrals!
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She does experiments or
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something!
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[ Groans ]
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Fuu...
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- Ow.
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So you're here for brain
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surgery, too?
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I don't trust Brainbrook.
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I don't feel well.
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- Well, you look pretty great.
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- You look fantastic.
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- I can't see.
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I think I'm losing my hearing!
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- [ Loudly ] I said you look
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great!
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- [ Loudly ] You look great!
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- [ Growls ]
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[ Growls ]
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- [ Growling ]
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- Your first task, my brain
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brethren, is to kill
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Agent French.
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- Chubbie Webbers, I need you
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to wear a disguise and distract
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the guard while I sneak in.
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- [ Whimpering ]
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- It doesn't matter what kind
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of disguise.
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Just distract him.
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- [ Whimpering ]
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- Oh, come on!
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- [ Whimpers ]
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Want to play baseball?
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Come on!
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You know you want to!
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- [ Growls ]
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- [ Grunts ]
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Nice job, Chubbie Webbers.
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- [ Nervous laugh ]
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[ Clamoring ]
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- Hi!
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We've got to get out of here.
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- If we don't perform an
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emergency surgery right now,
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your uncle will turn into a
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monster.
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♪♪
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[ Both gasp ]
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- I'm not ready to come out
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just yet.
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- What's Brainbrook's plan?
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- [ Maniacal laughter ]
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- Time to overthink things.
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- Ugh!
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- What's Brainbrook's plan?
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- She's cooking chili.
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- She's building an army of
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brain soldiers and teleporting
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them to Mars for planetary
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conquest.
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- You think she's cooking
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chili.
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- Yes.
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- No.
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- Can you surgically remove it
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from Uncle Mark?
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- I'm attached to his spine.
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He'll die if you try to remove
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me.
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- How do we kill you without
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injuring my partner?
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- There is an intralesional
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steroid vaccine -- an antidote,
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if you will -- in Brainbrook's
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lab in the east wing.
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But it's impossible to get to
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unless you use Brainbrook's
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teleportation device.
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Oh, damn it.
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- Let's see if I can get the
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teleporter running.
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I might be able to get it to
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work, but it's dangerous.
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I'd say there's a 90% chance of
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instant death.
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- There goes that.
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- [ Whimpers ]
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- Are you sure?
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- [ Whimpering ]
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- I don't know what to say.
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[ Whirring ]
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Chubbie Webbers!
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[ Both whimpering ]
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- I can change the density
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between the two versions.
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- Huh.
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[ Clanking ]
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- So what's your name?
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- I don't have a name.
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- What's your favorite movie?
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- I've never seen a movie
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before.
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- Where you from?
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- Your neck.
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[ Clanking ]
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- What's your favorite TV show?
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- Remember, you're like a
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ghost.
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They won't be able to hurt you.
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- [ Whimpers ]
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- Go to the east wing and get
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the antidote.
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It's all up to you,
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Chubbie Webbers.
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- [ Growling ]
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[ Machine gunfire ]
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- Ow!
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He shot me in the heart!
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Ugh!
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Try not to shoot me in the heart
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again.
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That hurts.
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- I'm sorry.
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[ Whimpering ]
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[ All growling ]
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[ Bubbling ]
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- Are you okay?
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How's your heart?
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- I'll be fine.
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He missed all the important
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valves.
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If you're gonna get shot in the
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heart, this is the best way.
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- [ Whimpering ]
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- Oh! Got to switch densities.
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- [ Laughs ]
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- [ Screaming ]
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- Chubbie Webbers!
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[ Maniacal laughter ]
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- Dumbass!
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- [ Whimpering ]
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- Aah!
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- [ Evil snickering ]
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- We have to go in!
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- Let's kill some mother
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[bleep] brain cells.
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[ All growling ]
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[ Casings fall ]
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- [ Grunting ]
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- Wait.
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Before you kill me, I have one
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final request.
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- Go on.
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- There's so much I never got
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to experience in my short life.
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Most regrettably, I will die a
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virgin.
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Because we are connected, I feel
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what you feel.
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Jen is here.
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We have an opportunity.
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- Oh, so you're asking me to
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have sex with my niece.
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- It's all I ask.
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Ugh!
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♪♪
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- Sometimes your instincts fail
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you.
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I thought for sure she was
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cooking chili.
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- I'm just glad you're okay.
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You're all the family I have
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left.
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And you're family, too,
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Chubbie Webbers.
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- [ Whimpering excitedly ]
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- Looks like he wants a belly
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rub.
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He's earned it, right?
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- [ Chuckles ]
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He sure has.
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- [ Sighing ]
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[ Moaning ]
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- You're doing a good job.
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♪♪
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