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(upbeat music)
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- Cheers, mate.
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(car horn honks)
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Hello, how are you doing?
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- I'm good, how are you?
- I'm good, yeah.
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I need to get this inside.
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- [George] Hi, everyone.
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We gonna rehearse at the top
of the show in 20 minutes.
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Please let Danny
and Deepak know.
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That's 20 minutes in TV one.
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- (sighs)
- Thanks very much.
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- What the fuck!
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Oi! Rioja?
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- Do I look like
Antonio Banderas?
- Danny!
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- Give me a couple more,
and get me something
Argentinian.
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Don't look at her,
she's not Mom.
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Cheryl won't let me see
my boy again, I know it.
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One thing, keep her and the boy
out of the press.
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I promised her!
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- We can fix this.
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- Fix it? Fix it?
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It's happened, Robyn.
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These papers are being printed.
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Semi-retired codgers
are gonna be driving them
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up and down the country
in their Renault KANGOOs
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so the nation can enjoy
my fucking breakdown
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with a Sunday morning crumpets.
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It exists.
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It's solid.
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It's matter.
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- Hey, Danny!
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Take it easy.
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- I need a line.
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- Danny!
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Danny!
Hey, you can't do that here.
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What if someone sees you?
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- What, what?
What are they gonna do?
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Go to the papers?
(laughs)
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Hey, come on!
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Bring it on,
on you dumb bastards!
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- Get a load of this.
- Get down!
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- Sit.
- (panting)
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- I fucked it.
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I fucked it.
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- Okay, Danny...
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I know that it may feel like
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the house is falling down
right now, but...
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sometimes we need that
so that we can rebuild
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on the foundations.
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(deep breaths)
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- It was him.
- What?
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- Deepak did this.
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- What do you mean?
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- He's the only one that knew.
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The little cock-nosed wombat.
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Yeah, he's making a play.
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He's jealous.
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Yeah, he's jealous.
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He's jealous of me
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because everyone likes me
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because I've got the charm.
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Yeah, yeah.
What he doesn't realize--
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He thinks he's Billy big balls,
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but what he doesn't know
is that nobody likes
Ernie Weiss.
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You take the funny man away
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and you're just left
with a boring wally.
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Yeah, you can't have
Kenan without Kel.
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You can't have
Cannon without Ball.
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You can't have one Ronnie.
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- Calm down.
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Yeah, nobody wants
the Olsen sister,
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they want the Olsen twins.
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Yeah, except for Elizabeth Olsen
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but that's a different thing.
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He'll never be Elizabeth Olsen.
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- I'm gonna kill him, the prick.
- No, Danny!
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- Hey!
- Get off.
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- Get inside.
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- No!
- Calm down.
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Why are you so strong?
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(cries out)
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Saggy baggy bullet bags!
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Help me!
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(cackling)
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(whimpering)
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- Oh, shut up!
- (mumbles)
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- What are you doing?
What's that?
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- You're gonna calm down
and let me handle this.
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Don't fucking move.
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- Sounded like it went well.
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- You, stay here.
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Don't let him leave.
Where's Deepak?
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- He's got this pious
"I told you so" thing
going on.
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I think part of him is relieved
that the world's finally gets
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to see the darling
he needs to work with,
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which I get because
it's a fucking nightmare
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being partners with an addict.
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Sorry, I didn't mean you.
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- Don't tell me you don't have
a choice to run it.
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- I take it Caroline's here.
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- I thought she was setting
up mission control downstairs.
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- Fine! Then I won't have
a choice
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when I nail your ears
to the front of a dirt bike
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and ride you face-first
through a field
of un-detonated shit mines.
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- Fuck!
- What's the temperature?
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- Catastrophic climate change.
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She's raging at Reese
for pulling this shit.
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- You haven't heard anything
from her, have you?
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- Reese?
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No. Why would I?
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- Have you got that
deceitful monster
on the phone yet?
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- She's not picking up.
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- I'm going to break
into a sperm bank
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and forcibly impregnate
her with a fire hose
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just so I can
murder her children.
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(clatters)
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We had a deal!
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I want to know
who her source is
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and how in the name
of Dame Maggie Smith's
bleached asshole,
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we did not know about it.
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- Danny's status?
- Not great.
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- He's flying over
the cuckoos nest.
- I'm not surprised.
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Within 24 hours,
the nation's going to be reading
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about the adventures
of Danny Davis
and his "Wee Willy Winkie"
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whilst taking
their Sabbath morning dumps.
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- So, what's the plan?
- Well, I spoke with
the channel controller,
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and they have pulled
him from the show.
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- Really?
- They can't take a risk of
him having a meltdown on air.
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And I think Danny,
he is on his ninth life.
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- What about Deepak?
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- Deepak...
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will be presenting
with Ashley Dylan.
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- The warmup girl?
- Yes, it's all sort of
a reduction.
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She's green,
but she's got charm.
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Either way, her profile
will rocket after this
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so we need her locked in.
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Bell, Bell, Bell,
go pick this...
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Also, I want you to write Deepak
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a heartfelt statement
for the top of the show.
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Ride the, um, male
mental health angle hard.
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Eve, he's yours.
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- I was just heading over
there to check on him now.
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- Oh, are you waiting
for your Uber?
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- Go!
- Jenny from
Sky News is on hold.
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- Warm and genial or Jenny
with the gay husband?
- Gay husband.
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- I want you to talk to Reese.
- She wouldn't listen to me.
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- Make her. Hi, Jenny.
- (phone rings)
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Thanks calling back.
How's things with Fabian?
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Ouch!
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Mm-hmm.
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- You can not call me, say.
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- You need to tell
Caroline to back off.
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She keeps leaving
these angry voicemails.
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She makes Alec Baldwin
sound like a Buddhist monk.
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- You haven't told her when
I stayed over at yours,
have you?
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- Well, I did post this
cute picture of you asleep,
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but I only posted
it to close friends.
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- I'm serious.
If this comes back to me--
- Chill the hell out, Robyn.
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- I'm a journalist.
We have anonymous sources.
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- Why are you calling me?
- I want an exclusive
with Danny.
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- What! Caroline is never
gonna go for that.
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You just stabbed her
in the back,
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and now you want us
to give you an exclusive?
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- No, you just stabbed her
in the back.
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I'm sure you'll figure it out.
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- Robyn! I've been looking
for you everywhere.
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- Everything all right?
- Yeah. I, um...
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I need you to draft a speech
for Deepak for the beginning
of the show.
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- Me?
- Yeah, just the draft.
I'll prep and proof.
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But there's stuff
I needed to do.
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It needs to say that
with great regret
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that Danny will not be appearing
on tonight's show,
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and then over the next few days,
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there will be some revelations
on the press,
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that he's seeking treatment
because he doesn't want
his personal issues
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to get in the way
of your entertainment,
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insert joke here,
blah, blah, blah,
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something about forgiveness,
love,
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friendship, poor Danny,
poor Deepak,
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big finish, standing ovation,
got it?
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- No, not really.
- And I need you to get
Ashley Dylan to assign this.
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- Ashley Dylan, the comedian?
- Yeah, she's co-presenting
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and Caroline wants
her on the books.
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- Counting on you.
- (phone rings)
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I have to take this.
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Ruth!
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Oh my God, thank you
so much for calling me back.
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- Rob, it's me.
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- Mark!
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Can you put Ruth
on the phone, please?
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- I'm afraid she doesn't
want to talk to you, Rob.
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I'm just ringing to say,
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I'll drop your stuff off
at your office on Monday.
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- Mark, put Ruth on the phone.
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- She's not gonna speak
to you, I'm sorry.
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- Oh, what?
So, she's forgiving you, then?
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She can let you back in,
but she can't forgive
her own sister?
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- Because you've
made one mistake
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and you've spent the last
three months regretting it.
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- I think because,
I made a mistake
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and I've spent every
moment since that mistake
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trying to make up for it.
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- Whilst she just
makes a mistake and
then another mistake,
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and they just get bigger
and bigger and bigger.
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- And unfortunately
when you make a mistake,
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you tend to follow
it up with another
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and another and another
and it just keeps going
on and on.
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- And then when you do
finally forgive her,
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she just reoffends.
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- Look, I think essentially
what I'm trying to say
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is that forgiveness
doesn't seem to help you.
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It just lets you go on and on.
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- Okay, I know I fucked up.
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I have a problem.
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- You do,
and you have my sympathy,
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but you have got to fix it,
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because it is hurting people.
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- It's hurting Ruth...
- Hey, do not, don't.
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But there's a bigger picture,
Rob, here that we have
to consider.
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We cannot allow volatility
into our children's lives.
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It'll screw them up.
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You know that more than anyone.
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- Ruth, please,
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please can you hear me?
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Ruth, honey, please,
just speak to me.
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- Your sister, loves you more
than you can imagine...
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more than she'll ever love me,
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but she can't have you
in her life, not like this.
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- Ruth, please.
(sobs)
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- It's gonna break her heart,
Rob.
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This is on you, it's not on her.
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And I'm begging you,
if you do love her,
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you will not contact her
unless she could guarantee
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that you won't
let her down again.
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I'm rooting for you, Robyn.
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I really am.
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- (sobs)
- (beeps)
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- (knocks)
- Come in.
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- Hi, ya!
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I'm Melody.
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I hear that you are
co-presenting today.
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- (sighs) Jesus!
I haven't presented
a full show before.
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I'm absolutely dropping
me donuts here.
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I've been shaking like a cat,
crapping an avocado stone.
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So what do you do, Melody?
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- Well, I am actually
part of MPPR.
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We represent Danny and Deepak.
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- What are you doing
here talking to me?
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Shouldn't you be
manning the lifeboats?
250
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,600
- No, actually,
I was just wondering
251
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,280
if you had anyone
looking after your PR.
252
00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,360
- Me? I had to get
the boss here, Melody.
253
00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,720
I can only afford
single ply toilet paper.
254
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,000
I do not have anyone
looking after my PR.
255
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,320
- Well, I think maybe,
256
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,480
in light of everything,
you might wanna
257
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,400
think about having someone
to look after your interests.
258
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,600
- And is that what
you want to do, Melody,
259
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,120
look after my interests?
260
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,720
I...
261
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,040
Okay, um...
262
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,720
I saw you performing
at the Edinburgh Festival,
263
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,200
it was in a wine bar,
264
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,080
like six people
on the Free Fringe,
265
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:38,440
and you made me laugh
so hard that I farted
266
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,080
and I had to tell the guy
that I was on a date with that
267
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,920
it was just a squeaky chair.
268
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000
- I'm very sorry about that.
(chuckles)
269
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,560
- You've got more
fun in your bones
270
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,080
than both of those clowns
out there.
271
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,440
This is a real opportunity
for you.
272
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,200
We both know these stupid
straight white guys
273
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,560
are just gonna fuck fondle
274
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,600
full power their
way out of a job.
275
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,800
And when they do,
which they will,
276
00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:01,920
we need people like you
in the wings waiting
to capitalize.
277
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,120
We can make sure that you're
at the front of the queue.
278
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,160
- What do you cost?
279
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:08,720
- First three months
we work for free
280
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,080
and then once we've
tripled your earnings,
281
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,640
we'll talk about fees.
282
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,680
- Ooh, I like your confidence.
283
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,200
I've got to say, Melody,
that was one hell of a speech.
284
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,600
I feel like I'm
in Wolf of Wall Street.
285
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,200
I wanna go out and punch
a door for something.
286
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,840
- Excellent!
287
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:27,160
Right, I'm gonna leave you
to prepare.
288
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,920
Hopefully we'll be working
together again very soon.
289
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,440
- Yeah. I certainly hope so.
290
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,440
Here!
291
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,120
What happened to your nose?
292
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,320
- Ooh, it's just a spot.
293
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,880
(chuckles)
294
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,320
Do you know what?
Actually, no, it's not.
It's not just a spot.
295
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:52,720
I got my nose pierced
a week ago and I panicked,
296
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,160
so I've just been wearing
this plaster on it ever since.
297
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,560
- Show. Come on, Melody,
298
00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,800
you're gonna have
to rip off the Band-Aid
299
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,840
both literally and figuratively.
300
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:09,800
I love it.
301
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,600
- Really?
- I do.
302
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,480
Stop walking around like
you've been punched in the nose,
303
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,800
and wear it with pride.
304
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,000
You are cool.
305
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,680
You are hard,
306
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,080
you will a Baked Alaska.
307
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,320
- Okay, thanks.
308
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,040
Break a leg.
309
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,480
- (chuckles)
- (rock music)
310
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,680
- Eve, relax.
This is Danny's mental health
we're talking about.
311
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,880
Look, all I want is for
my friend to get better.
312
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,280
It's all the masters, right?
313
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,400
- Where's the teabag?
- Took it out.
314
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:04,200
- You took it out?
Why would you take it out?
315
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,440
Get the fuck out of here!
No, no no! Leave the tea!
316
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,680
- I want tea!
- Okay.
317
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,800
Have you heard from
the channel head yet?
Does it affect our contracts?
318
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,120
'Cause the contract
refers to us both
319
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,800
and I'd like to know
if one of us breaches,
does it void it for the pair.
320
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,480
- There you are.
Where the hell is everyone?
321
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,960
Okay, so, I need to start
talking through the set pieces.
322
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,920
- Yeah, I've just signed up
323
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,720
to a fixed-rate,
five-year mortgage,
digging into my basement,
324
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,320
- got a resistance pool.
- How nice.
325
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,200
We just had a three
and a half year legal battle
326
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,560
with the drummer
from Def Leppard
to get that pool
327
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,400
I had let them
build a driving range.
328
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,280
He's got one arm, how does
he even hold a golf club.
329
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,280
- Darling, I really need you
to focus.
330
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,680
Danny's not going
to be doing the show.
331
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,600
- Excuse me?
- Yeah, excuse me?
332
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,120
- The whole bloody time,
I've been saying Deepak
333
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,720
should be doing this
on his own for enough time.
334
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,440
Haven't I been
saying that, Deepak?
335
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,160
- He's not doing the show?
- He's a liability.
336
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,000
He just relies on Deepak
to do all the hard work,
337
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,040
- while he's off at the club
hanging out with strippers
338
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,560
and getting women
to blow cocaine
up his ass with a straw.
339
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,840
- (clears throat)
- What? You told me
340
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,840
he got a girl to blow cocaine
up his ass with a straw.
341
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,560
- And I told you
that in confidence.
342
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,840
Can we just rewind a second?
343
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,360
Danny's not doing the show,
at all?
344
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,720
- No.
Ashley Dylan's gonna do it.
345
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,160
- What!
- Ashley Dylan?
346
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,840
- Is she even funny?
- Oh, she is great.
347
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,960
- Have you not seen her?
- Oh wait, no, no, no, no, wait!
348
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,920
Mine and Danny's energy
is a very much boy-on-boy
chemistry.
349
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,000
We have a very laddy, cheeky,
chappy boys, next door thing
going on.
350
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,840
- Girls can live next door.
- Girls aren't funny.
351
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,880
- Huh?
- Sorry, I don't...
352
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,360
Don't tweet that.
I didn't mean.
353
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,440
What I meant was,
on the whole,
354
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,480
the general public
doesn't find girls funny.
355
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,560
That's what I meant.
356
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,000
- Sure. That's much better.
357
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,200
Look, Ashley's great.
We have a script.
358
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,640
You just need to make sure
you get through the show
without any major meltdown.
359
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:45,120
(rustles)
360
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,920
- I'm sorry, dear.
Who actually are you again?
361
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,840
'Cause I'm George,
I'm the director,
I'm running the show,
362
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,680
and this is the first
I'm hearing about it.
363
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,600
So maybe you could tell me
who's making these decisions.
364
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,720
- I'm Eve. We look after
Danny and Deepak's PR.
365
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,560
- PR?
- Right.
366
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,840
So we're employed
by them and the network,
367
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,720
so that's essentially,
yes, your boss' boss' boss,
368
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,680
to make sure that they remain
the unstoppable moneymaking
presenting duo
369
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,600
that bring in 75% of this
channel's advertising revenue.
370
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,080
Oh, and keep shit-kickers
like you in a job.
371
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,200
Yeah.
372
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,080
- I'm not sure about this.
373
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,160
- Danny is in no fit state
to present a TV show.
374
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,800
- I've seen him present four
hours of children's television
375
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,680
on a gram and half of ketamine,
the man's a machine.
376
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,640
- Why can't he just do
the show on his own, huh?
377
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,000
- Anyone's hot?
- Eve, have you seen Melody?
378
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,560
I haven't seen
her since earlier.
379
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,400
What happened to your face?
Did a pollen bomb go off?
380
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,160
- Where is Danny,
have you seen him?
381
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,280
- Yeah, he's in his room.
He's feeling a little stressed.
382
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:50,480
- He's stressed?
Of course he is.
383
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,320
Classic Danny fucking Davis.
384
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,320
He's stressed 'cause
I've got to go out there
385
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,400
and present a show live
to nine million people
without him.
386
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,480
Excuse me, excuse me.
387
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,520
- (vomits)
- (sighs)
388
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,920
- He fine.
He always does this.
389
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,480
It's good luck.
390
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,560
- Could we get a runner
in there, please?
391
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:14,280
It needs sorting out,
'cause I threw up
in the sink.
392
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,960
I don't know why
I threw up in the sink,
393
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,320
'cause there's a toilet
right next to it.
394
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,320
- Okay, Deepak, dude, you gotta
395
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,760
- get your shit together.
- Yeah.
396
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,760
- You got this, okay?
- Okay.
397
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,720
- We'll sort the
sink Deepak, okay?
398
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,520
Just, have yourself
a little sit down.
399
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,000
Get yourself together.
400
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,040
- Hey look, if he does
do the show on his own,
401
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,920
does that mean he
gets paid more?
402
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,720
- Can I steal a cigarettes?
403
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,440
- Back on the hot stuff, eh?
404
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,920
- Is Deepak gonna be okay?
405
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,240
- (sighs) He's gonna have to be.
406
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,160
(slight laughs)
407
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,080
So, turns out you were right.
408
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,160
Gabriel is as much of
a pro tool as all the others.
409
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,320
- I know, right?
410
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,920
- Handsome sexy billionaire
411
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,880
turns out to actually
be a massive dick.
412
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,520
- I don't actually enjoy being
right about these things.
413
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,040
- Well, I know that's a lie.
414
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,320
- Are you okay?
415
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,520
- Yeah.
416
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,800
Are you?
417
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:07,920
- Oh, there's Melody.
418
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,800
- Did you and Ruth
work things out?
419
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,320
- Yep, all sorted.
420
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,240
- Oh, see?
What did I tell you?
421
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,640
Sisters, you'll
always work it out.
422
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,720
- Melody!
423
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,080
Hey, you finish
Deepak's statement?
424
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,440
- I thought you were doing that.
- I'm just a bit stuck.
425
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,920
- What's the matter with you?
426
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,080
You look like you've
been caught masturbating
427
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,440
- over your
brother's baby album.
- I'm just working.
428
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,160
- Why are you
covering your face?
- I'm not.
429
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,440
- Why are you holding
your laptop like that?
430
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,720
- I'm reading.
431
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,800
- What in Tina Turner's
tiny tits
432
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,520
has happened to your nose?
433
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,520
- Is that a piercing?
434
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,040
- Is that Winnie-the-Pooh
getting a neck tattoo?
435
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,000
(sarcastic laughs)
436
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,560
- Okay guys, come on.
What have you got so far?
437
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,640
- Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
- Is that it?
438
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,480
- Well, I tried a bunch
of other stuff and it
all sounded disingenuous.
439
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,040
- It's disingenuous.
You're a 25-year-old
Scottish girl
440
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,080
writing a heartfelt
speech on behalf of a
441
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,520
37-year-old half-Pakistani
male TV presenter.
442
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,080
We are disingenuous.
443
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,000
- You can't spell unscrupulous,
without a P and an R.
444
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,960
- (slight laughs)
- Very clever.
445
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,640
- Yes, I know.
Caroline said it once.
446
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,320
I've been waiting for an
opportunity to use it since.
447
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,640
- Can I have one of those?
448
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,320
- But if you have one of these
449
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,000
will the smoke come out
of the hole in your nose
450
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,480
like a Pixies chimney?
451
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,800
- Oh!
- (laughs)
452
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,920
(phone rings)
453
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,240
(sighs)
Oh God, Jesus!
454
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,520
But she's just gonna
leave it on a message
455
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,320
saying absolutely nothing.
456
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,760
Just, "It's Mom!"
457
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,480
She's already left messages
saying,
458
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,480
"It's Mom,"
three of them.
459
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,680
I mean, she has a phone.
She knows how, voice mail works.
460
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,680
She knows that leaving
multiple messages
461
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,200
just means I have
to sit through,
"It's Mom! "
462
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,520
- That's the thing
about mothers.
463
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,760
They're like terminators.
464
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,280
They can't be bargained with,
they can't be reasoned with,
465
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,680
they don't feel pity
or fear or remorse,
466
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:09,480
and it absolutely
will not stop, ever,
467
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,160
until you're dead.
468
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,640
- I'm sorry about your dad.
469
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,720
- Um, sorry about your stuff.
470
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,080
- I'm going to request
471
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,680
that neither of you is sorry
472
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,640
about my breakup.
473
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,280
Dodged a bullet, definitely,
474
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,960
and I got three pleasantries
out of it, so ultimately,
475
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,720
I'm up.
476
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,240
- So anyone want
a fun size Milky Way?
477
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,280
(upbeat music)
478
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,680
- Where's my fucking coffee? Oh!
479
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,680
- Why's my Dexy's Midnight
Runnere here?
480
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,240
- Well, clean her up
and get me another coffee.
481
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,800
- Actually, it's they.
- Excuse me?
482
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,080
- I mean, it's not her.
It's they.
483
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,280
Oh, is it?
I'm dreadfully sorry.
484
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:02,000
But if they don't get off their
skinny little beret-wearing ass
485
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,800
and make us another coffee,
486
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,120
proper pronouns will be
the least of their worries.
487
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,200
Coffee! And I want it
blacker and stronger
488
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,640
than a Senegalese bodybuilder.
489
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,480
- Got it?
- Yeah.
490
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,760
(sighs)
491
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,040
What's Twitter saying
about Cheryl and Danny.
492
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,120
- I'd say, on the whole,
it's still supportive.
493
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:24,120
30%, I don't believe it,
20%, boys will be boys
494
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,720
and 40%, it's entrapment.
495
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,400
- And the other 10%?
496
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,640
- She's naughtier than that fit.
497
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,560
- (phone rings)
- Shit!
498
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,240
- Yes.
- How's my favorite stepmom?
499
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,160
- Damian, I'm right in
the middle of something so
500
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,200
- I can't really...
- Big finally.
501
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,640
- I thought you might be.
502
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,880
What a nightmare, eh?
503
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,600
Still, boys will be boys.
504
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,240
- As much as I'd love to chat...
505
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,560
- Don't worry,
this won't take long.
506
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,640
I just wanted to pick up
a few documents
507
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,360
so I'd drop by the office.
508
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,320
I hope you don't mind.
509
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,720
- What did you just say?
510
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,880
- The doorman was cool
about letting me in, eh?
511
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,200
I guess it helps when your
name's on the sign, right?
512
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,720
- Damian, Damian!
513
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,360
- This is a cute
picture of you and Dad.
514
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,840
- Can I get a copy?
- Get out of my office.
515
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,360
- It's a shame you're
not around for coffee,
516
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,960
it would have been
nice to catch up.
517
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,960
- If you touch
anything in my office!
518
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,480
- So anyway, I had a chat
with our lawyers,
519
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,440
and apparently
if a major shareholder
wanted to get rid
520
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,920
of a company director without
risking a major litigation
521
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,640
for unfair dismissal,
522
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:22,320
then they'd have to offer
proof of gross misconduct.
523
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,720
- Damian, don't do this.
524
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,280
- What would constitute
as gross misconduct,
I hear you ask?
525
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:30,400
Well, apparently, evidence
of anything unprofessional
526
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:34,160
or illegal, you know,
like bribery, blackmail,
527
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,560
interfering with
police investigations,
528
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,280
harassment, defamation.
529
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,280
You know, all that
kind of grubby stuff.
530
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,480
- Damian, listen,
I'm begging you.
531
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,800
Don't do this.
532
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,600
- It isn't easy,
but apparently
533
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,160
if you can offer proof
of such behavior,
534
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,640
then actually removing
someone from their
535
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,400
position is
536
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,240
actually quite straightforward.
537
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,360
Obviously what
usually happens is
538
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,640
both parties get into
a room and talk to each other
539
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,400
and try to come to some sort of
540
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,360
mutually beneficial agreement
which allows both parties
541
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,800
to get what they want
542
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,120
whilst not having to go
through the embarrassing
543
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,560
and costly rigmarole
of a court case.
544
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,160
So anyway, on a completely
unrelated matter,
545
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,520
I was wondering if I
could take you for dinner.
546
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,280
Are you around next week?
547
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,280
How about Wednesday?
548
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,280
You know, I think I
might have a flair
549
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,680
for this kind of work.
550
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,400
I wonder if I get
that from Dad or you.
551
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,520
Bell, call the lawyers.
552
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,000
We're going to war.
553
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,840
(rock music)
554
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,720
- Danny!
555
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,360
What the fuck?
556
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,840
Danny?
557
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,000
(sniffs)
558
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,600
- Okay.
559
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,200
So, obviously, the script
has changed to accommodate
560
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,640
the new situation,
561
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,480
but the set pieces are all
as previously discussed.
562
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,040
So the plan is just to run
things absolutely as normal.
563
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,640
Sound good?
564
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,600
- Deepak, darling, I've got
your opening statement here.
565
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,160
- Are they going
to change the autocue?
566
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,160
- Sorry?
- (stammering)
567
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,680
- Are we still gonna
have Danny's lines
on the autocue?
568
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,000
'Cause I think
if he's not gonna be here,
569
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,240
it's gonna be kind of confusing.
570
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,120
- No, I'm sure they're
going to change the autocue.
571
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,720
- Deepak, are you okay?
572
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,560
- Hmm? Oh, yeah.
573
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,600
I'm good.
574
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,560
- Mirinda gave me, like,
575
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,280
quite a few
of her beta blockers,
576
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,800
because I was having
a teeny-weeny panic attack.
577
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,560
But I'm fine now.
578
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,760
Feel good!
579
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,840
Do I look okay?
'Cause I feel kind of thembly.
580
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,080
- Sorry, darling, you feel what?
581
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,040
- Thembly. Fambly?
582
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:45,400
Is that a word?
583
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,720
- I think that's a word.
584
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,840
- Well, what am I thinking of?
585
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,400
Fambly?
586
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,080
Fumbly?
587
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,080
- Deepak, darling, I really
need you to get it together,
588
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,480
because there are a of
people counting on you here.
589
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,480
- I can get it together.
590
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,160
I'm a professional.
591
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,800
- We need to get him
some coffee.
592
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,000
None of this instant, okay?
593
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:10,400
Killer horse coffee!
594
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,800
Would you check this
and get it loaded in?
595
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,160
- Yeah.
596
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,880
- George, I'm feeling
a little freaked out, man.
597
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,520
Are you in there?
598
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,200
- Okay, I've got the details
on Danny's baby mama.
599
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,960
Her name is Cheryl Beans,
600
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,640
and I've lifted some photos
from her Instagram.
601
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,080
- She's a sex worker,
there must be something
sluttier.
602
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,600
It's got to be filth.
We need something that says
desperate and dishonest.
603
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,720
That's perfect,
the Halloween one.
604
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,600
Contact the unattractive
boy she went to school with.
605
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,440
They'll have something
to say about her for sure.
606
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,160
And make sure that no one
is offering her anything,
607
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,880
if they are, double it.
608
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,280
We bring her into the fold.
609
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,640
She becomes part
of our strategy,
610
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,360
and we use her
as we see fit.
611
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,240
- Understood.
612
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,680
- Eve! Danny's gone.
613
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:50,920
- What!
- What do you mean gone?
614
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,360
- He's gone, he's escaped.
615
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,560
He's crawled out
the fucking window.
616
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,320
- Oh, Jesus Christ!
617
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,240
- Okay, you check with security,
you check the studio,
618
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,880
I need to check the loft.
619
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,280
- But the show is supposed
to go live in 30 minutes.
620
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:01,920
- Then we better fucking hurry!
621
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,880
- Update!
622
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,320
- Wait.
- Danny disappeared.
623
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,320
- Disappeared, how?
624
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,720
- He crawled out of a window.
625
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,080
- This is a new piercing?
626
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,040
- Don't tell me
I look like Minnie Mouse
627
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,640
with a nipple ring,
628
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,400
or a Bambi with a shaved head
629
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,120
or an altar in a gimp suit.
630
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,120
- I was going to say
that one's nice.
631
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,360
- Oh, oh, thank you.
632
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,800
- Okay.
633
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,600
- Hey, I've looking for you.
634
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,680
- Oh, my goodness!
Thank you, this is so exciting.
635
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,760
- But, I'm only
in on one condition.
636
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,200
- What's that?
637
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,440
- That I get to deal
with you personally.
638
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,520
- I don't really get
my own clients yet.
639
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,120
- Well, I guess I'm your first.
640
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,200
All right, well,
641
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,880
I'm off to disappoint
nine million people
642
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,320
by not being Danny Davis.
643
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,360
- You'll smash it.
644
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:02,720
- (vehicle horn beeps)
645
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,440
- Oh my God!
There you are.
646
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,560
I thought I was gonna
find you naked somewhere
647
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,400
banging seven gram rocks,
648
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,200
drinking tiger blood.
649
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,640
- Not winning.
- (chuckles)
650
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,800
- Were you thinking about it?
651
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,960
- Are you mental?
652
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,640
If I was gonna kill myself,
I wouldn't jump off a building,
653
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,400
particularly a TV studio.
654
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,240
What an extravagant act
of egotism that would be.
655
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,240
Besides, we're not
high enough, are we?
656
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,600
Probably just break
both my legs.
657
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,120
Do you know how embarrassing
that would be? (chuckles)
658
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:47,120
- Did you know that there's
this volcano in Japan called
Mount Mihara,
659
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,840
and in the '30s, some chick
killed herself by throwing
herself into the crater.
660
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,400
- Alfredo fell into a volcano.
661
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,840
- Then the next year,
944 other people
662
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,160
copied her,
663
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,520
jumped into the same crater.
664
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,200
- Smart move.
665
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,440
- High drama, low maintenance.
- Exactly.
666
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,160
Sounds good too.
"How did he die?"
667
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,200
"Jumped into a volcano."
668
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,560
"Oh fair."
669
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,000
- How would you do it?
670
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,080
- Cut myself.
671
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,680
No.
672
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,880
Pills, probably.
673
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,680
The lethal cocktail
of alcohol and drugs.
674
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,320
That's what they say in
the press, don't they?
675
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,680
Go out in a four-day
coke bender.
676
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,000
Binging, banging,
677
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,720
snorting,
678
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,560
until my heart gives out.
679
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,600
weird as plumb,
680
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,480
teeth ground down to stumps.
681
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,280
You?
682
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,280
- Book myself a cruise,
683
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,200
all inclusive,
684
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,520
somewhere beautiful,
somewhere remote.
685
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,920
And then, one night
put on a nice dress,
686
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,320
go up on deck and all you'd see
687
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,760
in any direction was just,
688
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,520
the moon light rippling
and reflecting off
the dark water,
689
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:00,920
infinite.
690
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,200
Have a couple of Martinis,
691
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,160
and then I'd pop
a couple Xanax
692
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,760
and just...
693
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,880
step over the side
and disappear forever.
694
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,200
- Christ!
695
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,800
I thought was morbid.
696
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,400
I might have to read
some Sylvia Plath
697
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,960
just to cheer myself up.
698
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,240
You know, in rehab,
699
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,680
they're always talking
about rock bottoms.
700
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,440
This was my rock bottom.
701
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,000
No, no.
No, this was my rock bottom.
702
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,880
Every time I think
I've reached mine,
703
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,000
I just seem to bounce
straight back off it again.
704
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:41,520
It's like a serial killer
revisiting the scene of a crime.
705
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
They wanna to get caught.
706
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,720
They want it to stop.
707
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,920
Or be stopped.
708
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,280
But everyone just keeps
the train on the tracks,
709
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,240
'cause it's worth so much.
710
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,720
Lawyers, managers, you.
711
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,400
I've really fucked it,
haven't I?
712
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,680
- Bitch, join the club.
713
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,400
(phone rings)
714
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,880
Hang one sec.
715
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,680
I can't do this right now.
716
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,160
- I'm here.
717
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,320
- What do you mean,
you're here?
718
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,600
- I'm at the studio.
719
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,200
- Why?
720
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,120
- I thought I could grab
Caroline for a little chat
721
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,160
about my exclusive.
722
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,400
- If she sees you,
she will kill you.
723
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,480
- It's lucky I got you
to look after me then.
724
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:28,680
- Fuck you, Reese.
725
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,240
You can't blackmail me.
726
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,560
- I'm not blackmailing you.
727
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,320
I'm using you to
get what I want,
728
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,320
which is exactly what
you've always done with me.
729
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,480
- That's not fair.
730
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,840
- Life's not fair, babes.
731
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,520
It wasn't fair
when you ghosted me
732
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,440
after eight fucking
months together, was it?
733
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:42,920
Shit happens, eh?
734
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,520
Let's not pretend this
is personal, yeah?
735
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,480
- STD clinic?
736
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,800
(chuckles)
737
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,480
- James, I'm not being funny,
but a man came
738
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,800
- out through the window.
- I've not seen him.
739
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,320
- Sorry!
- Where is he?
740
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,080
- Let me in, I need
to talk to Danny Davis.
741
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,640
Danny Davis!
742
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,640
- I know he's fucking in there.
- Hello. Hi, there.
743
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,200
- Where's Danny?
- She can't come
in without a pass.
744
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,520
- Okay. Fine.
She's with me.
745
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,440
So we'll just...
746
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,080
- You're Cheryl, right?
- Who are you?
747
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,600
- I'm Melody.
I worked for Danny's PR.
- What?
748
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,640
- We do press and...
- I know what PR is.
I'm not an idiot.
749
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,000
I mean, why am I talking to you?
I wanna talk to Danny.
750
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,680
- Well, you can't right now,
because Danny is getting
ready for the show.
751
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,160
- Yeah, I don't care
if he's having a high tea with
the queen of fucking Denmark.
752
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,440
Why have I got journalists
calling my home,
753
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,640
- talking about my son?
- (phone rings)
754
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,520
- Look, no, you can't. Stop!
755
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,120
Right, stop!
756
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,760
How much?
757
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:37,880
- Excuse me?
758
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:38,960
- How much,
759
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,800
just to make it all go away?
760
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,880
- Make it go away?
761
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,600
Make what go away?
762
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,880
My son?
763
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,920
I don't want any of his money.
764
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,640
I never did,
I earn my money, thank you.
765
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,000
That's the problem
with you people.
766
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,920
You just assume that
everyone can be bought.
767
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,280
- Oh, come on.
That's a bit rich
coming from--
768
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,200
- Coming from what?
769
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,040
No, no, go on.
Coming from what?
770
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,240
Prostitute?
771
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,200
A whore?
772
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,520
Scarlet woman?
773
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,480
(sighs)
774
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,960
You know what?
You're probably right.
775
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,200
Maybe I should forfeit
any highfalutin ambition
776
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,640
for being treated like
an actual human being.
777
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:19,800
- No, I'm just asking that
you don't speak to any media.
778
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,720
- Why would I want to
talk to the fucking media?
779
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,640
So can be called a slag?
780
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,040
I don't want to talk to anyone.
781
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,600
I don't want my 15 minutes.
782
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,280
I don't want anybody's money.
783
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:34,480
I earned 120 grand last year,
after tax.
784
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:39,160
All I want is for me
and my boy to be left alone...
785
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,280
so he can be normal.
786
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,480
That is all I've ever wanted.
787
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,640
And he promised.
(sobs)
788
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,280
- Oh God, don't cry.
789
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,640
I'm so sorry, I really
didn't mean all that.
790
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:02,080
Come on, let's just take
a breather, will we?
791
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,640
- Why do I behave like this?
792
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,520
I go after people like me, like
793
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,360
I'm the one ruining in his life.
794
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,160
I just want him to
take responsibility
for their actions.
795
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,640
And if there's no consequence,
796
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,600
- he will never stop.
- (phone rings)
797
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,960
- I'm so sorry.
798
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,120
Give me one minute.
799
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,160
Mom, what!
800
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,880
- Melody, I need to talk to you.
801
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,440
- Mom, I'm at work.
802
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,640
- It's important.
803
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,640
- My job is fucking important.
804
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,400
- Your dad's been
moved to a hospice.
805
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,280
He's been deteriorating
over the last week.
806
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,800
I mean, can't care for him
and keep them comfortable so,
807
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,360
they're gonna move him.
808
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,920
If you want to make
sure you get to see him,
809
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,640
you should get on a train.
810
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,360
It's hard to know exactly
how much time he's got.
811
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,440
- Danny!
812
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,480
- Oh, fuck!
813
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,680
- How you doing, man?
814
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,280
Eve? Eve!
815
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,880
Reese is here.
816
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,040
- What! Why!
817
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,640
- She wants to tell-all
exclusive with Danny,
818
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,000
all about his love
for the child,
819
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,440
and his shame and his recovery.
820
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,680
- Are you having
a fucking bubble bath?
821
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,080
- She fucks over Caroline
822
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,080
and know she wants
another exclusive?
823
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,160
- We need to fix it.
824
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,840
We need to make a deal, come on.
825
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:29,800
- Watch him.
826
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,040
A deal!
827
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,520
- We know Reese.
- We know she is a snake,
828
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,280
who would sell her own mother
into sex trafficking ring,
829
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,920
if it means she gets
a story out of it.
830
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,480
Caroline would never go for it.
831
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:40,640
- I think Caroline
is a little stressed
832
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,840
and she's not thinking clearly.
833
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,400
- Well, they already had a deal.
834
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,120
- Or, I was just thinking
that maybe
835
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,440
if you and I could figure
something out, you know.
836
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,080
I know Reese.
837
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,600
I know how to get
what I want from her.
838
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,080
- Oh, really?
Because from what I've seen,
839
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,440
she knows how to get
what she wants from you.
840
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,160
- You know what?
I'll figure it out myself.
841
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:01,280
- Rob!
- Caroline, Reese is here.
842
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,360
- Hey.
843
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,400
- Your pal, Abigail here,
844
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,280
was just offering
an exclusive with Danny,
845
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,440
letting him tell his side
of the story, warts and all.
846
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:16,200
Reckons we might even be
able to tie it in with
a book deal as well.
847
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,480
What do you think we should do?
848
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,120
- Well, I think, as the one
who broke the story,
849
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,000
gives the piece
an interesting angle.
850
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,840
She says that she genuinely
believes in his repentance.
851
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,200
It could land it
a certain credibility.
852
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,920
- I had the same
thought exactly.
853
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,400
Okay, Mrs. Reese.
854
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,320
You can have your story
on one condition.
855
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,640
- And what's that?
856
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,600
- You tell me who
your source is.
857
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,160
- Caroline, you know
that as a journalist,
858
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:50,800
my number one commandment
is to protect my sources.
859
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,280
(chuckles)
860
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,480
- Take it or leave it.
861
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,640
- Fine, she knew what she
was getting herself into.
862
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,880
It was Melody.
863
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,000
- Melody?
864
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,280
- The little Scottish one,
that's her name, isn't it?
865
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,520
Don't be too harsh on her.
She's just playing the game.
866
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,320
The plan was I tip her off
next time something
big was gonna go down
867
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,760
with one of your clients
868
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,400
and she'd swarm in
and saved the day.
869
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,640
- Deepak!
870
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:31,360
- (screams)
- (clatters)
871
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,280
- Tits!
872
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,120
- You told them about Cheryl.
873
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,160
You promised,
you fucking promised.
874
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,680
- I never told them anything.
875
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:42,880
Get off me.
876
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,360
- Get off me, get off!
877
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,320
- Go, go, go.
878
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,080
- Daniel, get off him
right now.
879
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,120
- Why, eh? Why?
880
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,840
Is it because I went on
Graham Norton without you?
881
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,000
- No, I never wanted
to go on Graham Norton.
882
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,800
I'm fine. I'm fine.
883
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,280
- That's for breaking
my Radio Times award.
884
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,400
- I think you should go...
- And Holly Willoughby
885
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,480
- didn't forget to invite
you to her fondue party.
886
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,280
She didn't invite you because
she thinks you're a twat.
887
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:21,160
- Well, you only got this job
because of affirmative action.
888
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,080
- You only got this job
because you got special needs.
889
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,160
- ADHD, is not special needs!
890
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,600
- Okay, enough, enough!
891
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,160
- I never told him anything,
you bloody idiot.
892
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,920
- Just admit it.
893
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,600
- Why would I want to
do this without you?
894
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,160
It's twice as much work.
And you're the funny one.
895
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,320
- When will you bloody
realize how good you got it
896
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,000
and stop messing everything up
for yourself?
897
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,040
This boy bloody loves you.
898
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,320
- You were the
only one that knew.
899
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,400
- I swear on my baby's life,
900
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,560
I never told them anything.
901
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,840
- Really, I ain't got
fucking time for this.
902
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,640
Get them both out of here.
903
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,920
- He started it.
904
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,200
He literally started--
905
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,920
He rugby tackled me
when I was on TV.
906
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,280
- Ashley, the show is yours.
- The what?
907
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,120
- You're live in ten.
The show is yours.
908
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,600
- The whole thing?
- Do you want it?
909
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,200
- No, I mean, yes.
Grant, I do.
910
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,760
- Yeah, it's just...
- Go
911
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,160
- So get up there,
tell a few gags and,
912
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,160
for God sake, maybe...
(mumbles)
913
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,160
I haven't got a sched.
914
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,560
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Danny and Deepak.
915
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,800
- Give it up for those guys.
- (applause)
916
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,160
- Oh, I love those guys.
- Danny!
917
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,760
- [Ashley] It's just
backstage jokes, guys.
918
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,120
Everyone, chill the flip out.
919
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,160
- What did we miss?
920
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:34,160
- Anyway, so, does anyone want
to present the show with me?
921
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,040
- You, sir?
- (laughs)
922
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,040
- Caroline, I'm so sorry.
923
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,640
I tried to stop her,
but she just...
924
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,640
- Melody, we spoke to Reese.
925
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,280
- Abigail Reese?
Is she here?
926
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,440
- Don't talk, just listen.
927
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,440
She told us that you
gave her the information
928
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,120
- about Danny's kid.
- What!
929
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,640
Listen, I get it.
We've all made deals
with journalists.
930
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:52,840
- I would never.
931
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,560
- I know this isn't what
you wanted to happen.
932
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,840
- I didn't tell a soul, I swear.
933
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,480
- This is my fault.
934
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,280
It's not like I've set
you a good example.
935
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,400
- Caroline, I didn't.
- I take full responsibility.
936
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,640
She wouldn't even have been
with Danny if it wasn't for me.
937
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,280
And as much as
she's been stupid...
938
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,040
- I believe her.
939
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,480
She's as smart as anyone
in this room and twice
as honest.
940
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,040
And if she says she
didn't tell anyone,
941
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,600
then I believe her.
942
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,840
- Nobody else knew.
943
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,000
- Robyn, stop.
944
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:19,640
- What?
945
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,120
- Stop.
946
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,520
- I don't know what...
- Enough!
947
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,520
- You're fired.
948
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,960
- Caroline, please,
I swear to God, I didn't.
949
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,280
- Not you. You.
- What?
950
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,480
- Leave.
951
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,960
- Caroline, please.
Please.
952
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,680
- No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
953
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:47,160
Don't cry, don't lie, don't beg.
954
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,480
Just go.
955
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,440
- (door opens)
- Caroline, your lawyers
956
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,640
are here.
957
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,840
Send them in.
958
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,560
We're done here.
959
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,920
♪ I've been everywhere
I wanna go ♪
960
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,960
♪ Seen everything I wanna see ♪
961
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,040
♪ But baby I am tired ♪
962
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:16,880
♪ Maybe I'm just tired of me ♪
963
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,160
♪ I'm tired of cocaine,
I'm tired of pills ♪
964
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,040
(song fades)
965
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,480
(car brakes screech)
966
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,880
♪ I'm tired of running,
I'm tired of sin ♪
967
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:52,200
♪ I'm tired of seeing
the state I'm in ♪
968
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:57,920
♪ I'm tired of spinning,
too tired to see ♪
969
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:05,560
♪ I'm tired of the demons
and they're tired of me ♪
970
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:14,880
♪ Baby, I'm so tired of me ♪
971
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,520
♪ I'm so tired of me ♪
972
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,680
♪ Baby I'm so tired of me ♪
973
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,280
(guitar playing)
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