All language subtitles for Jellystone.S01E04_English

So first I dreamt
I was riding a pony.

Woah! Then what happened?

Then I dreamt I was a pony!

Oh, my goodness.
You have such a creative mind.

Oh, you're my big girl, Augie.

Oh, thanks, Dad.

Oh. How old is your baby?

She's 132 months old.

That's 11 years.

How precious...

and weird.

Okay, time to walk.

Okay, but what do we do first?

Fifty kisses.

Get your grilled
witches cheese.

Hot, fresh, and good to eat.

Oh, oh, oh. Can I go get one
by myself? Please?

By yourself?

Oh, I don't know, honey.
That's, like, ten feet away.

Dad, don't worry. I've got it.

-Plus I'll wear my
extra special safety helmet.
-[siren blaring]

Okay, be careful, babygirl.

Hey, you, watch out for my
daughter, she's walking there.

Okay. Yeah. Okay, okay.

You get
the sandwich, all right.

All right, now it's hot.
Now you blow on it, okay.

Okay. Well, she's behind
enemy lines in there, okay.

Come back to Daddy.

You come back to Daddy.
Three steps more, three steps.

Oh! Oh, I got you. I got you.

Oh, you were away
for so long. Oh.

[smooches]

Oh, I love you so much.

I'm your little
independent woman, huh, Dad?

So then I dreamt I was a pony.

You so prolific, Yogi.

Oh, my gosh, Yogi.
I wish I had dreams.

Oh, hey. Doggie Daddy.

Haven't seen you
in a hot minute.

Me and some buds
are getting together tonight

for some bowling.
How's about you join us?

Yeah, I love bowling.

Back in college,
they called me Ten-pin Daddy.

Yeah, Augie and I
will see you there.

[coughing]

The cheese made me phlegmy.

Actually, this a grown-ups only
type thing.

You could leave Augie home
with a babysitter.

Leave... Augie?

Eh, I'm not following.

Just get her a babysitter.

Oh! Okay.
So I get a babysitter,

and then you bring her
with me and Augie bowling.

-[buzzing]
-Uh, no, not all together.

So I stay home with Augie

while the babysitter
goes bowling?

-[buzzing]
-Leave them home.

Oh, okay. Yeah.
So the babysitter stays home,

-while Augie and I go bowling.
-[buzzing]

Let me clear this up for you,
Doggie Daddy.

Just leave Augie at home
with the babysitter,

and then come bowling with us,
without Augie. Got it?

A night without Augie?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You know, I guess there's
a first time for everything.

-Great. Now get a move on.
-[Doggie groans]

They don't call you
Daddy for nothing.

Why do they call him Daddy?

Just feels right.

Ah, thanks for
babysitting, Jabberjaw.

My pleasure.
It's a chance to get all that

hot middle school
gossip. [chuckles]

Okay, great. Yeah.
I'll, uh, you know,

I'll leave it to it. Yeah.

Oh, hey. You got my cell number
in case of emergencies, right?

Oh, we're good, Doggie Daddy.

Great. Yeah. Good.
Okay. Yeah. Good.

All right. Leave you to it.
Time to go.

So on the subject of boys,
you best believe I have a list.

Oh, boy talk. Yeah. You know,

I could stay for that,
'cause, I mean,

there's a lot to talk about.
I'm a boy.

Oh, shut your mouth.
Go have a good time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right.

I'm walking out the door now.

I'm on my way out
for a night with the grown-ups,

and without my daughter.

Here I go.

One, two...

Hey, guys, look who I brought.

It's my grown up
adult friend, Dave.

Uh, adult friend Dave?

He's, uh, he's from
out of town, you know?

He's, he's got a big boy job.

I'm Dave.

[all] Dave!

Yes! Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful.

[softly] They bought it, they
bought it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

How's you 401k portfolio?

You've got solid investments?

Yeah, I put all my coins
in a piggy bank.

Saving. That's
really smart, Dave.

Fore!

And then me said kabunga.

But me barely even kawunga.

I hear you, sister.

Oh, great job, honey.

Uh...

Uh, I kiss all my adult friends
when they're successful.

Well, I'm a doctor.

Yeah, he's a doctor.

What's more successful
than that?

[retching]

Me successful caveman.

I'm a successful businesswoman.

I have a bowtie.

[all] Where's our kisses?

Oh, well, look at the time.
You know, it's,

it's Dave's bed time.
Good night, everybody.

Bed time? Look at this guy.

Does he look like a guy
that goes to bed early?

Uh, no.

He's a real man, and real men,
they, they stay up all night.

Actually, I think
they close at ten.

We're gonna
rock this place till ten!

Drop the ball!

[all] Rock till ten.
Rock till ten.

Rock till ten. Rock till ten.

Rock till ten.

Well, that was
the worst night of my life.

But it's over.

So long, Dave.

Honeybunches,
breakfast is ready.

There's my baby girl.

[dramatic music playing]

[gasps] What is Dave
doing here?

The gang from last night

invited Dave
out to brunch today.

-Bye, Daddy.
-Brunch?

[speaking incomprehensibly]

Dave's going to
an estate sale with the gang.

Estate sale?

[speaking incomprehensibly]

Dave's going out for tapas.

Tapas?
[speaking incomprehensibly]

Dave's going to watch
football at Tony's.

Augie? She's gone.

I've lost my only daughter.

All because of...

Dave!

[screaming] Dave!

[panting]

[screaming] Dave!

-Duck. Duck. Goose.
-[both laughing]

I'm gonna get you, Dave.

Gosh, Dave, you got
real limber knees for an adult.

[clanking]

Everybody, I've got
an announcement.

-Dave!
-That's me.

I realize that before today

my life was like
a bowl of sugar cereal.

Sweet, crunchy,

and full of all those
weird marshmallows

that aren't soft at all.

And then suddenly I realize

that one of those marshmallows
was not a marshmallow.

It was a boogah.

A boogah named Dave
in my cereal.

And you try to get
the little boogah out.

But you can't. You can't.
It sticks to the side.

And you try to flick it,

and you try to grab it
with the spoon, but the boogah,

it just keeps going round
and round and round.

And then suddenly
you've got a whole cereal

that's been contaminated
by a stinky little boogah.

So, in summation,

I am not gonna slurp down
this boogah serial

and pretend
like everything's okay.

Dave, I challenge you
to Hock Mar!

-[gasping]
-Hock Mar?

What's Hock Mar?

Since the dawn of civilization,

adults have needed a way
to settle disputes

through Gigantigolf bowling!

Two contestants enter.
Both leave.

I mean, no one gets hurt.
This is just a game.

Dave, I'm going to lay this out
like a blanket on a baby.

If I win, you're going to
take that mustache

and put it straight in
that Dave grave

that I dug over there.

And if I lose,
I'll go live in that Dave grave

next to the Dave grave
that I also dug.

Do we have a deal?

Okay, I'll do my best.

[upbeat music playing]

[roaring]

[birds screeching]

Woah! The final lane.

It's worth
a hundred thousand points.

Shunga wunga.

[grunts]

Ah, that was
a really nice throw, Dave.

Oh, thanks.

No! That was sarcasm.
You were really bad.

And guess what, Dave?
I don't want you here.

I don't like you.
Because you know why?

You stole my daughter from me.

Doggie Daddy seem like
he working through

some personal issues.

Why don't you just call
a rideshare and go home?

I wish I had
never brought you along!

[crying]

Oh, no, sweetie,
I wasn't talking to you.

I was talking to Dave.

I, uh, thought that was clear

in the way I was
angrily addressing him.

I didn't want to
have to say this,

but you're being
a real boogah in the cereal.

Me?

The boogah?

Oh, my gosh.

I'm no Ten-pin Daddy,

I've been behaving

like a ten-pin doodie.

I don't deserve this victory.

[upbeat music playing]

Doggie Daddy broke a light.

According to the rules
of Hock Mar,

that's an instant
disqualification.

Dave wins!

[all cheering]

[Boo Boo] Yeah!

Well, this is it.

A daddy without his daughter.

I might as well be dead.

Time to go home, Daddy.

We don't need this anymore.

[gasps] Augie, oh, you're back.

Oh, I thought I was never
going to see you again.

Oh, my little starshine,
I missed you so much.

I know what'll
make you feel better.

Fifty thousand kisses.

Oh, my daughter is back.
Oh, she's back.

Hey, you guys seen Dave?

We were supposed to go out
for some shabu-shabu.

[theme music playing]