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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,375 --> 00:00:04,375 (ominous music) 2 00:00:04,375 --> 00:00:06,285 (whooshing) 3 00:00:07,709 --> 00:00:10,129 A-Bomb: Oh! Shaky enough for you, Leader? 4 00:00:10,417 --> 00:00:12,577 How can he sleep through this storm? 5 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:13,827 I haven't been this nauseous 6 00:00:13,917 --> 00:00:16,747 since I swallowed a mouthful of Ego's big, snotty, green-- 7 00:00:16,834 --> 00:00:18,384 Oh, man, I'm gonna hurl. 8 00:00:18,709 --> 00:00:20,039 Don't do it, Rick. 9 00:00:20,125 --> 00:00:22,325 Jones is gonna spew again? 10 00:00:22,417 --> 00:00:24,707 Come on, Shulky, keep the boat level. 11 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:28,922 (grunts) Believe me, I miss the Jump Jet, too. 12 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,420 Leader's ship handles like a rusty shopping cart. 13 00:00:31,792 --> 00:00:35,332 Yellow, get in mouth! (grunts) 14 00:00:36,625 --> 00:00:38,745 We've been lost in space for a while now, 15 00:00:38,834 --> 00:00:40,884 and the team is starting to get homesick. 16 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:42,633 And seasick. 17 00:00:43,625 --> 00:00:47,125 Soon as I clean up these barf bags, I'll send out another distress call. 18 00:00:47,208 --> 00:00:49,038 Wastin' your time, kid. 19 00:00:49,125 --> 00:00:52,245 Thanks to Leader, everyone on Earth thinks we're criminals. 20 00:00:52,291 --> 00:00:55,251 They don't want us to come home. We're doomed. 21 00:00:55,291 --> 00:00:56,791 -(clanking) -Hmm. 22 00:00:56,875 --> 00:00:58,035 Come here, you! 23 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:59,705 Red Hulk: Watch it! 24 00:00:59,792 --> 00:01:01,712 Hey! What's the big idea? 25 00:01:01,792 --> 00:01:04,672 You wanna mope around, Mr. Crabby-pants? Fine. 26 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:07,000 But remember, you used to be an army general 27 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:08,543 who inspired his troops. 28 00:01:08,625 --> 00:01:10,495 So don't go bringin' 'em down with ya. 29 00:01:10,583 --> 00:01:12,633 I'm just tellin' 'em the truth! 30 00:01:12,709 --> 00:01:15,459 Haven't you noticed everything keeps getting worse? 31 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:16,962 This is hopeless! 32 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:21,246 COMPUTER: Exiting magnetic storm. Ship stabilization initiated. 33 00:01:21,333 --> 00:01:23,333 Communication restored. 34 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,997 Hulk, get up here. 35 00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:26,963 We've got an incoming transmission. 36 00:01:27,375 --> 00:01:28,955 Cap to Hulks. Can you read me? 37 00:01:29,041 --> 00:01:30,251 (all cheering) 38 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,791 Greetings, smashers. Boy, am I glad to see you. 39 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:34,875 We've been scouring the galaxy for months. 40 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:36,919 You're a sight for sore eyes, Cap. 41 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,750 We're based on a nearby planet. 42 00:01:38,834 --> 00:01:41,044 I'll transmit the coordinates. It's time to get you home. 43 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:42,960 About time. 44 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:49,125 Red Hulk: Got a lock on Cap's signal. It's comin' from straight ahead. 45 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:51,248 (suspenseful music) 46 00:01:56,542 --> 00:01:59,172 (heroic music) 47 00:02:01,959 --> 00:02:05,039 A-Bomb: Whoa! Check out our high-profile welcoming party! 48 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:07,076 (gasps) It's all five of them! 49 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:15,996 Huh. What's with the new hardware? 50 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:18,583 Who cares? The Avengers came lookin' for us! 51 00:02:18,959 --> 00:02:20,629 Feels like a dream, Cap. 52 00:02:20,709 --> 00:02:23,289 You're not dreaming. You're under arrest. 53 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,790 (theme music) 54 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:40,420 (growling) Under arrest? 55 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,290 For your crimes back on Earth. 56 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:46,583 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Now, we were framed for the destruction of Vista Verde. 57 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,787 This is a ginormous misunderstanding. 58 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:50,625 We've got Leader locked up on the ship. 59 00:02:50,709 --> 00:02:52,919 (grunts) We'll prove it. 60 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,500 -Come on. -But you also have weapons on that ship. 61 00:02:55,583 --> 00:02:57,833 And resisting arrest makes you hostile. 62 00:02:57,917 --> 00:03:00,287 So, Avengers, attack! 63 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,710 (all groaning) 64 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:06,292 So that's why they brought out the heavy artillery. 65 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:07,745 To bring us down! 66 00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:10,206 -(Captain America grunts) -Time out, Cap! 67 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:13,075 Last thing I wanna do is swing on a friend. 68 00:03:13,291 --> 00:03:15,291 We are not your friends. 69 00:03:16,208 --> 00:03:17,458 -(electricity crackling) -(groans) 70 00:03:17,542 --> 00:03:20,212 Lousy Avengers. (grunts) 71 00:03:20,291 --> 00:03:24,081 Earth doesn't give a spit fleck about us, unless it's to put us in the slammer. 72 00:03:24,917 --> 00:03:26,377 Right, Stark? 73 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:33,503 What? You run out of witty banter, robot pants? 74 00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:35,423 What happened to a fair trial? 75 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:38,213 A-Bomb: Since when does Mr. Arrows use a gun? 76 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:39,791 A-Bombs away! 77 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:43,043 Take it easy, Widow. 78 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:45,955 Avenger or not, I will putt you into orbit! 79 00:03:47,166 --> 00:03:49,626 (Skaar growls) 80 00:03:49,709 --> 00:03:51,999 Hey! Hey, whoa! 81 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:54,503 Skaar hate pointy fly sticks. 82 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:56,712 -(clanging) -(grunts) 83 00:03:56,792 --> 00:03:59,832 I'm gonna lose my temper in about three seconds. 84 00:04:00,166 --> 00:04:02,286 -Three! -(both screaming) 85 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:06,705 That ain't Iron Man! We've been had! 86 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:08,333 They're Skrulls! 87 00:04:08,959 --> 00:04:11,079 The Skrull, evil, intergalactic, 88 00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:14,166 prune-faced shape-shifters always messing with Earth. 89 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:16,380 Also, they smell like stinky feet. (flies buzzing) 90 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:19,790 (all grunting) 91 00:04:19,875 --> 00:04:21,785 I knew that Red hair was fake. 92 00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:24,075 Red Hulk: And I knew this was too good to be true. 93 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:28,578 I was right. As usual. 94 00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:31,285 No one would go this far out of the way lookin' for us, 95 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:32,785 unless it meant trouble. 96 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:36,496 This whole planet is probably Skrull central, 97 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:38,383 and we've walked right into their trap! 98 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:40,748 Best strategy now, hop back on that ship 99 00:04:40,834 --> 00:04:43,294 and blast off this pointy-eared hornets' nest. 100 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:46,205 Hold it, Red. If the Skrull did lure us here, 101 00:04:46,291 --> 00:04:48,751 chances are they're after Earth again. 102 00:04:48,834 --> 00:04:51,794 Yeah? Well, what has Earth done for us lately? 103 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,575 -I'm outta here! -(Hulk grunts) 104 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:55,457 You're not goin' anywhere, Captain Negative. 105 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:57,582 Hey! That's General Negative to you, soldier! 106 00:04:57,667 --> 00:04:59,037 Star-Lord: Hey, Hulks! 107 00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:03,075 The Guardians of the Galaxy? 108 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:07,997 A-Bomb: Gamora, deadliest woman in the universe. 109 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:10,963 Groot, some kind of giant tree dude. 110 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:14,581 Drax, basically, the Guardians' version of Skaar. 111 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:16,997 Rocket, a talkin' raccoon with big guns. 112 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:19,293 Oh, yeah, never call him a raccoon. 113 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:22,333 And Star-Lord, the half-human leader of the bunch. 114 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:26,420 Those aren't the Guardians. It's more Skrulls. 115 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,920 I'm not fallin' for that again, you clay-faced creeps! 116 00:05:30,291 --> 00:05:31,711 Rocket: Watch it! 117 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:34,462 -Hold up, Red. They might be-- -(groans) 118 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,502 Cease fire or get spanked. 119 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:40,133 A-Bomb, Skaar, Jen, lock the phony Avengers on our ship. 120 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:41,708 We'll handle these fakers. 121 00:05:41,792 --> 00:05:43,672 You heard him, Smashers. Move! 122 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:49,375 (grunts) 123 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:52,957 Can Skrulls usually do that? 124 00:05:53,041 --> 00:05:56,251 It'll be the last time this one does it. (grunts) 125 00:05:59,709 --> 00:06:01,539 Come and get it! (groans) 126 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:04,785 Strange choice, taking on the Hulks' form, this far from Earth. 127 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:05,785 (grunts) 128 00:06:06,959 --> 00:06:08,459 We're the real thing. 129 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:12,292 So enough with the masquerade. The jig is up, wannabe Shulky. 130 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:13,955 (groans) 131 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,631 I am Groot. 132 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,004 Hulk smash Skrulls! 133 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:20,790 -(grunts) -(groans) 134 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:24,882 Skrulls definitely can't do that. 135 00:06:25,041 --> 00:06:29,041 Guardians, these are the real smashers! Stand down! 136 00:06:29,125 --> 00:06:31,075 (roars) 137 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:34,536 Hulk, it's really us. We fought The Collector, remember? 138 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:37,625 Had Christmas dinner in a crummy diner in the desert. 139 00:06:38,291 --> 00:06:40,171 Any of this ringin' a bell, big guy? 140 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:42,040 (exhales) Collector? 141 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:45,003 Christmas? Oh, yeah. 142 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:47,327 Hulks, stop fighting. 143 00:06:47,917 --> 00:06:50,627 See? Some people do care about us. 144 00:06:50,709 --> 00:06:52,829 Thanks for answering our distress call. 145 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:55,285 Distress call? No. 146 00:06:55,375 --> 00:06:57,625 We've been monitoring this sector for weeks. 147 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:01,289 Got word the Skrulls are tryin' to build some kind of super soldiers. 148 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:04,625 "See? Some people do care, blah, blah, blah." 149 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:06,669 So, we all know we're the Guardians. 150 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,750 How about provin' you're all Hulks? 151 00:07:08,834 --> 00:07:12,174 Come on, smashers. Tell him something only a Hulk would know. 152 00:07:12,917 --> 00:07:14,037 Hmm. 153 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:17,995 Well, I know the little raccoon there would make a good hat. 154 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,920 Yup. That's the Red jerk, all right. 155 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:23,829 Guess we should have studied harder... 156 00:07:24,959 --> 00:07:27,209 before we took your friends. 157 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,080 (all gasping) 158 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:33,583 Skrull: We only need the ones with gamma energy. 159 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:35,457 Destroy the rest! 160 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:38,417 I am Groot! 161 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,290 (roars) 162 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:48,170 Where are my friends? 163 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:50,625 (groans) We don't know. 164 00:07:50,709 --> 00:07:52,629 -(bone cracking) -(groans) 165 00:07:52,709 --> 00:07:56,079 If they ain't gonna talk, let me take my temper out on 'em. 166 00:07:56,166 --> 00:07:58,626 Sorry, Red. But Groot hasn't had breakfast yet. 167 00:07:58,709 --> 00:08:00,999 And he likes when his food has some fight in it. 168 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:02,543 I am Groot. 169 00:08:02,834 --> 00:08:06,964 I'll talk. Your earthlings are on a ground transport train to the hive, 170 00:08:07,041 --> 00:08:08,581 headed that way. 171 00:08:08,834 --> 00:08:12,924 Skrull: Their gamma energy will be harvested for use in a weapon. 172 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,080 -Weapon? -(zaps) 173 00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:17,126 -We got a train to catch. -(both groan) 174 00:08:17,208 --> 00:08:20,038 My ship is built for combat missions. I'll drive. 175 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:23,583 (whooshes) 176 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,170 Star-Lord: You find it, Rocket? 177 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:27,290 Rocket: Give me a micro-sec, will ya, flyboy? 178 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:30,417 The thick vegetation on this mud ball is jammin' the scanners. 179 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:31,750 (blows) 180 00:08:31,834 --> 00:08:33,714 Red Hulk: We ain't never gonna get home. 181 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:37,133 At least you got a home to go back to, angry one. 182 00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:38,498 Name's Red. 183 00:08:38,583 --> 00:08:42,883 Or if you wanna get technical about it, it was General Thunderbolt Ross. 184 00:08:42,959 --> 00:08:44,039 Four stars. 185 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:48,205 I, too, have a title. I am called The Destroyer. 186 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:50,958 Ooh, fancy. I like it. 187 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:53,376 There she is. 188 00:08:53,625 --> 00:08:55,535 Wow. That looks less like a train 189 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,575 and more like something I'd flush down a toilet. 190 00:08:57,875 --> 00:09:02,745 Hmm. Don't suppose you got a giant boot we can drop on that snail trail. 191 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:05,915 Star-Lord: Incoming! 192 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:09,035 Rocket: Take evasive action... or not. 193 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:14,415 Uh, we're crashin'. Go! 194 00:09:15,417 --> 00:09:17,037 Red Hulk: Hey, you raisin heads! 195 00:09:17,125 --> 00:09:19,165 Guess what? I shoot back. 196 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:21,670 Me, I just smash. 197 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:22,920 (skrulls groaning) 198 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,210 Hulk: Keep the pruneys busy. 199 00:09:24,291 --> 00:09:27,631 -We're gonna go find A-Bomb and-- -(shouting) 200 00:09:27,709 --> 00:09:29,249 Super-Skrull! 201 00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:34,209 All this time, searching the cosmos for you, 202 00:09:34,291 --> 00:09:36,501 and you come right to us. 203 00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:38,753 Now, for an easy revenge. 204 00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:43,044 Revenge for what? You tried to destroy my planet! 205 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,825 You still cryin' about me kickin' your fake butt? 206 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:48,634 (all grunting) 207 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,670 (liquid bubbling) 208 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:53,580 Take that as a "yes." 209 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:56,127 (groaning) 210 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:58,128 New plan. You three find the others. 211 00:09:58,291 --> 00:10:00,001 We'll handle Super-Skrull. 212 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:04,083 Yeah, I bet splittin' us up is the surest way to-- Huh? Fine. 213 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:06,126 I am Groot! 214 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:08,708 -(grunts) -Hold him, buddy! I'll blast him. 215 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:11,673 (groans) 216 00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:16,207 (growls) 217 00:10:16,291 --> 00:10:18,171 Rocket: Take that, you fantastic fake! 218 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:19,580 (grunts) 219 00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:20,877 Groot! Whoa! 220 00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:24,463 You'll burn, along with your tree. 221 00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:26,542 Hulk: Tree? Haven't you heard? 222 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:28,785 He am Groot! 223 00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:30,165 (Red Hulk yells) 224 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:34,580 Hey, try and keep up! And bring some firepower next time! 225 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:38,827 (grunts) Aren't you the whiner who said splitting up was a bad idea? 226 00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:40,247 (grunts) 227 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,381 A general, he calls himself. 228 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,128 -(snort, spits) -Hulk: Wait up. 229 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,918 Super-Skrull's down. 230 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,750 -Where? -Hulk: Right here. 231 00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:49,754 (grunts) 232 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,924 (both groaning) 233 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,080 These are green, too. So they must have gamma as well. 234 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:57,496 Lock 'em up. 235 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:03,376 A-Bomb: You know, if they can change into any shape they want, 236 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:05,248 why do they run around looking like moldy raisins? 237 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:06,173 (Red Hulk grunts) 238 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:11,083 -What took you so long, pouty pants? -(Red Hulk groans) 239 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:15,627 Wow. I'm actually glad to see you. Hey! What about the chains? 240 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:18,079 Keep your pants on. Let me free dog-boy first. 241 00:11:19,709 --> 00:11:21,169 Phony Red. 242 00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,004 (Red Hulk groans) 243 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,753 Red Hulk: You dummy! 244 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:26,625 That was the real Red. 245 00:11:26,709 --> 00:11:27,959 Uh... 246 00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:34,581 (grunting) 247 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:37,711 (growls) 248 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,253 (gasps) Huh? 249 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:44,247 Super-Skrull: Behold! 250 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:47,923 My winged minions come to end your journey. 251 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,463 This is where you get off. 252 00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:52,502 (chuckles, grunts) 253 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,130 Rocket: Oh, man. I hate bugs. 254 00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:57,498 Star-Lord: Rocket, blast the Skrull while you can. 255 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,543 Rocket: I got his smug chin in my sights. 256 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,575 (screeching) 257 00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:03,417 (all screaming) 258 00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:06,207 (all groaning) 259 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:10,788 (rumbling) 260 00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:15,577 Thanks, big guy. 261 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:18,747 You know, you're the only green thing I don't want to put a blaster into today. 262 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:25,043 Rocket: It's hopeless. The jetpacks are fried. 263 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:26,495 We're stuck here. 264 00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:28,039 Red Hulk: Gets worse. 265 00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:30,745 Dog-boy kicks me off the train. 266 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,495 Your two bruisers were about as useful as the bunion on my big toe. 267 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,250 I am Groot. 268 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,750 Uh, thanks for clearin' that up. 269 00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:40,627 No guns, no ride, outnumbered, 270 00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:43,289 and stuck with a talkin' tree and a rodent. 271 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:44,918 You wanna go, you cranky old goat? 272 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,960 Yeah, come on! Let's do this, cuddles! 273 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:49,001 -Oh, let me at him! I will pulverize him! -(growling) 274 00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:52,133 -You hear me, buddy? -Hey, things stink right now. 275 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:55,458 That's all the more reason to keep hope alive and stick together. 276 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,712 It's not all bad. 277 00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:59,422 I'll bet this swarm is border patrol for their base... 278 00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,289 Which should be close. 279 00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:07,745 I'm gonna guess that that there is our hive. 280 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:12,245 Red Hulk: And there's a Skrull takin' a dip. 281 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,042 And check out those weird pods on the top of the towers. 282 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,625 Hulk: Something's moving around inside of 'em. 283 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,670 -Rocket: Wait a minute. -(binoculars whirring) 284 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,130 -Focus. -(binoculars whirring) 285 00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:25,878 -(binoculars whirring) -Rocket: Focus. 286 00:13:25,959 --> 00:13:29,129 -It's them! It's the Hulks! -(pod whirring) 287 00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,625 (all scream) 288 00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:40,331 Disgusting. What are they doing? Givin' 'em a reverse bath? 289 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:48,083 It's Gamora and Drax in the pod next to them! 290 00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:49,745 Hulk: At least they're alive. 291 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,580 (monster groaning) 292 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:58,040 (roaring) 293 00:13:58,375 --> 00:13:59,745 For now. 294 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,997 The Skrull are zapping the gamma right out of my Smashers. 295 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:08,463 Red Hulk: Turnin' themselves into what? Skrullks? 296 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,825 One guess as to what the beast is for. 297 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:16,457 The Skrulls have had their eyes on Earth for a long time now. 298 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:17,827 So what's the plan? 299 00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:20,377 Ain't no plan for this scenario! 300 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:22,958 Hey! Our friends down there need us! 301 00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:26,421 You didn't get your medals out of a gumball machine, General. 302 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,580 We can beat these odds. 303 00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,333 Hate it when greenie's right. 304 00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:34,575 Time to quit belly-achin' and execute. 305 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,248 One difference between me now and me then... 306 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:42,037 (grunts) Bigger guns. 307 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,575 All right. Those shape-shiftin' swamp bats 308 00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,667 have one tactical advantage workin' for 'em. 309 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,495 Camouflage. 310 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,503 We gotta beat 'em at their own game. 311 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:53,000 Can't believe this was my idea. 312 00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,417 Hulk: Smells like someone left a dirty sock 313 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,040 full of mayonnaise in the sun. 314 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,875 Red Hulk: (groans) Just wait till you get it in your mouth. 315 00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:04,249 (gagging) 316 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,213 -(electricity crackling) -(both screaming) 317 00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:07,881 -(electricity crackling) -(all groaning) 318 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,670 We gotta hurry. 319 00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:19,004 Hey, this is fun and all, but does anyone else feel 320 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,753 like we're havin' the power sucked out of us? 321 00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:22,384 'Cause I think that's what's happening. 322 00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:24,997 Skaar not like being battery. 323 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,920 Uh-oh. 324 00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:28,921 Looks like the Skrulls figured out 325 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,080 Drax and Gamora don't have any gamma power to steal. 326 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,543 Take them to the disintegrator pit. 327 00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:36,831 -Hey, team ugly! -(grunts) 328 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:39,127 Let 'em go . or I'mma come over there and... 329 00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:42,038 And I'll-- Jen, help me finish this threat. 330 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:48,580 Uhm, makin' 'em giant isn't enough. They gotta give 'em hammers, too. 331 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,665 Hulk: And I'll bet you that ship is bound for Earth. 332 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,210 Not with those goons on it! Charge! 333 00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:57,665 (Hulk grunts) 334 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,920 Uh-oh. 335 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,170 (groans) 336 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,383 (grunts) 337 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:07,285 Give me that. Nice one, jade-jaws. 338 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,825 Let me show you how it's done. 339 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,463 (growls) 340 00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:15,502 Get off me, you shriveled little knobs. 341 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,543 (grunts) Whoa, whoa! 342 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:20,035 -Red Hulk: Oh, hey! -Now! 343 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,253 (machine powering up) 344 00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:24,832 (all groaning) 345 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,247 I am Groot. 346 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:33,537 (growls) 347 00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,542 I am Groot! 348 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,205 Heck yeah, you are. 349 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:43,378 Surprise! We knew this was your big day and planned something special. 350 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,958 -(groans) -You don't stand a chance against me. 351 00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:47,998 Look around you, human. 352 00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,384 That's "half-human." 353 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:56,668 And when I look around, all I see is your plan going down in flames. 354 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,080 (grunts) 355 00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,246 We're gonna need some muscle on those big creatures. 356 00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,001 They believe us Hulks, 357 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,423 then we shall smash like Hulks! 358 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,671 (groans) 359 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:10,130 (groaning) 360 00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:11,751 (laughing) 361 00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,293 Is that all you got? 362 00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:20,825 Go get some more guys. Make this a fair fight. 363 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,669 -A-Bombs away! -(whooshes) 364 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:28,000 -A-Bomb: Whoo-hoo-hoo! -(growling, thuds) 365 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,833 (A-Bomb laughs) 366 00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:32,459 -(groans) -(thuds) 367 00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:35,537 Double hit! I love this tree. 368 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,830 A-Bomb, where's the Super-Skrull? 369 00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:40,787 Getting his butt super-whipped by Star-Lord and Rocket. 370 00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:43,415 Alone? Without their weapons? 371 00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:46,212 A-Bomb: Oh, yeah. Probably the opposite. 372 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:49,825 -(explosion) -(grunting) 373 00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:52,497 -(grunts) -(thuds) (grunting) 374 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,878 -Huh? -(grunts) 375 00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:02,665 Guardians of the Galaxy. You hardly live up to your name. 376 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,165 Wrong. 377 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:09,580 Star-Lord: And the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. live up to theirs, too. 378 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:11,577 Thanks, Hulk. I almost had him. 379 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:14,707 Until he busted out the combined powers of the Fantastic Four on us. 380 00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:17,882 I'll handle him. You two find a way to blast that invasion ship. 381 00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:19,749 Try and stop me. 382 00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,634 (Skrulls growling) 383 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,825 (growling, grunts) 384 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:26,627 Let's get him, troops! 385 00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:29,579 -(all groaning) -(thuds) 386 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,327 A-Bomb: They're too powerful. 387 00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:33,577 You gotta fight fire with fire. 388 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:35,667 You wanna torch these monster island rejects? 389 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,290 Not quite. 390 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,205 Cannonball! 391 00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:40,421 Red, no! 392 00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:43,917 Red! 393 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:48,960 (laughing) 394 00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:51,711 That pool contains raw gamma energy. 395 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:55,420 -(electricity crackling) -He'll be consumed! 396 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,290 Melted to slag! 397 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,290 (yelling) 398 00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:03,127 Your friend still lives? 399 00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:06,292 Looks that way, don't it? 400 00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:10,415 Hey, creeps! Get ready to see big Red! 401 00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:13,542 (all grunting) 402 00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:17,626 -Drax: Well done. -Gamora: Impressive. 403 00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:19,829 -I am Groot. -Yeah, Red, bring the pain! 404 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,247 Show 'em what's up! 405 00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,132 (groans) 406 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:26,963 -(groaning) -(thuds) 407 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,004 How are you planning on blowing up their ship with no explosives? 408 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:34,463 It's got a power source and wires. What else do I need? 409 00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,962 -(beeping) -Uh-oh. 410 00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:38,881 (beeping louder) 411 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,875 -Rocket: You might want to run! -What? 412 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,287 (explosion) 413 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,375 Super-Skrull: Grow as big as you want. 414 00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:54,384 We have the numbers. 415 00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:57,329 Yeah, but we got the heart. 416 00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:58,877 (loud explosion) 417 00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:08,632 Red, alley-oop me! 418 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,173 (grunting) 419 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:14,535 (groaning) 420 00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:17,131 (all groaning) 421 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,580 Rocket: That goop was made to merge with the Skrull physiology. 422 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:29,537 Good thing he used up all the gamma, punchin' the prunes. 423 00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:32,129 Just lucky you ended up back to your normal size. 424 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:37,168 (groans) I haven't felt this nauseous since that chimichanga eating contest. 425 00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,792 Hmm. And you still lost that. 426 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,915 But this day, you have won. 427 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,880 Well done, General. 428 00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:47,503 You saved a lot more than the day. This could have been a lot worse. 429 00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,543 (Red Hulk groaning) I'm not gonna make it! 430 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,575 (groaning, panting) 431 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,877 Star-Lord: This nav drive contains a star map 432 00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:56,419 to get you back to Earth. 433 00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,503 Good luck out there, Hulks. 434 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,959 (Red Hulk retching) 435 00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:04,671 (toilet flush) 436 00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,833 Oh, you hear that? We got coordinates for Earth, sucker! 437 00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,577 You are goin' down! 438 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,415 Red Hulk: Punch it, Shulky. Let's go home. 439 00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:20,037 That loudmouth Red remembered who he was today. 440 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:23,375 A hero, who knows holding onto hope is the key to-- 441 00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,078 -(Hulk grunts) -Blah, blah, blah. 442 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:27,286 Hulk out! (laughing) 443 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,125 I always wanted to do that. 444 00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:31,537 Red Hulk, over and out. 445 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,375 (closing theme music) 32511

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