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(warbling)
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(clamoring)
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Toad men! I hate toad men!
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(grunts) I hear ya, Hulk.
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There's too many for even me ta clobber!
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You're just gettin' old, Thing!
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There's never enough to smash!
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(croaking)
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Hey!
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Ya ugly toad! Try that again!
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(grunts)
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Argh!
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Hope I don't get warts!
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Slash!
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A-Bomb: Comin' through, froggies!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Sue Storm: Stay still, A-Bomb.
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The toads are known to overwhelm planets
with their sheer numbers
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and right now it's working!
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Anybody care for fried frog legs?
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Courtesy of the Human Torch.
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Sue! Any word from Reed or She-Hulk?
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Reed's trying to figure out
a way to stop that!
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Oh, yeah? Well we can give it
our best shot first.
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It ain't working, Green!
We can't even pierce its shields.
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If we can't stop 'em,
the earth will be overrun!
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She-Hulk: Anyone call for some back-up?
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Hulk! I think I have a solution
against the tribbitites!
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This hyper-cannon is designed
to launch a projectile
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12 times the speed of sound.
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Theoretically, it will pierce
the shields, but we'll need...
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A Hulk bullet. I get it, Stretch.
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Fire me. I'll take out the ship
from inside the shields.
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Hulk, you can't. You'll never survive!
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You wanted the world to know we're heroes.
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Heroes make sacrifices.
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Hulk: I'm locked and loaded, Jen.
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Ready to fire.
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This just in!
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The Fantastic Four is attemptingto stop the alien toad men,
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with the help ofthe monster known as the Hulk!
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But for all we know,that awful green goliath
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is in cahoots with theseamphibious invaders!
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She-Hulk: Fire away!
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(groaning)
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Permission to come aboard.
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Reed, the ship's empty!
Must be remote-piloted!
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There's a huge teleporter here,
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beamin' the toads across space,
then down to earth.
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Must be a waypoint station.
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If you shut it down, Hulk,they should beam home.
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But whatever you do, don't smash it!
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(grunting)
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Uh, did you say, don't smash it?
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-(all gasp)
-She-Hulk: Hulk!
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(theme music)
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Skaar: Hulk not moving!
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She-Hulk: Hulk! No!
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Please be alive, please be alive.
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Nothing could survive
a quantum blast of that magnitude.
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Don't you leave us now, boss.
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(stammering) Wake up, Hulk!
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(roars)
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(groans)
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Don't scare me like that!
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You truly are incredible, Hulk.
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(sobbing) I'm losing it, Red.
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That's better.
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(crowd cheers) Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
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(applause)
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Hulk strongest one there is!
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Yes, it's true. I was wr...
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Uh, misled by the facts.
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Apparently, the Hulk saved us and is...
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A hero. (clears throat)
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Yes, I said hero! You heard me correctly.
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Wow. This isn't a dream, right?
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We did it! The world finally sees you
for what you are, Hulk.
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A hero!
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At last.
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A-Bomb: Yo, big guy!
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Hey! What're you doing down here?
The mayor called!
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Vista Verde's full of reporters
and they wanna see you!
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They're not scared anymore.
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Not gonna last, Rick.
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Do you hear this guy?
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We've got more views online than ever!
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New fans are watching our old webisodes
to see how we've been heroes.
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-(breathing heavily)
-A-Bomb: Look!
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(crowd cheering)
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Thank you Captain America
and this great country.
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But seriously, me saving
the world was nothing and...
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-(Cap clears throat)
-Um...
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I mean, the Hulk
sends his humble gratitude.
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-(BELL RINGING)
-director: Cut! That's a wrap!
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(Cell phone ringing)
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Hulk: Heya, Jen! What's up?
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How are things going on the set?
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Thanks for getting me this part
in your new action movie, Hulk.
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Finally, I'm getting to play me!
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But I gotta to tell you,
the actor playing you?
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She-Hulk: Kinda wack.
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(chuckles) Welcome back
to Hollywood, honey.
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(panting)
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(crowd cheering)
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Filling in for the incredible Hulk
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in our wrestling championship,
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is the almost-as-incredible, Skaar!
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Now remember, kid, this is for charity.
It's all fake fightin'.
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I don't wanna have to hurt ya!
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(grunts) I said it was fake!
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Wrestling not fake!
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Fighting place remind Skaar of home.
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Can't remember why.
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Ha! Maybe that'll jar yer memory!
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So, um, if you're gonna stay down here,
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do you mind if I have your tickets
to the Dazzler concert?
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-She's a hottie! I mean...
-You go, Rick.
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But you know we haven't changed.
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(chuckles) Except people love us!
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I'll bring ya a Dazzler t-shirt!
Thanks, bud!
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I hope they have
triple, triple, extra-large.
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Rick's show did what he wanted it to,made us heroes.
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Seems like the team'sall doing their own thing now.
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Maybe it's time we went our separate ways.
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Can we turn the camera off now?
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Hulk: Look at this mess.
Somebody needs to clean their room.
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You finally did it. You became a hero.
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Wasn't just me. It's called teamwork.
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Something you wouldn't know about.
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Oh, really? Well, you received
your deepest wish,
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you're all heroes now.
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How poignant!
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Perhaps I'll get my deepest wish,
to destroy you.
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Yeah. Good luck doing that
from in there, big head.
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(scoffs) I've been free for hours,
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-you idiotic ape.
-Huh?
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Your newfound fame was
the perfect distraction.
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(grunting)
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-Impossible!
-Don't worry.
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I left you a going-away gift.
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Five gifts, actually.
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Five gamma bombs
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which will destroy Vista Verde
in exactly 13 minutes.
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The Leader: Even one of them alone
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has enough power to level the entire town.
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-If I were you...
-(roars)
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I'd hurry.
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I was on set, what's the emergency?
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Hulk: The Leader escaped!
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Stop pullin' my big red leg.
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Gets worse. He hid
five gamma bombs in town.
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We gotta find them!
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Jones! You were supposed
to keep an eye on mega-brain!
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Uh, no way, it's Skaar's week!
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Skaar thought She-Hulk's turn.
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-Told ya, I was on set!
-Well, who messed up?
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-I'm not gonna do when it's not my turn.
-Not Skaar!
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That's why we have turns!
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Hey! The town, those people
are all that matters!
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Well, what did
your beloved mayor promise you?
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Our incredible Hulks have finally arrived!
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(CHEERING)
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Everyone! Out of here, now!
You have to move!
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(crowd murmuring)
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I said, get out!
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man 1: He's gone crazy! Get out of here!
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Hulk: If we move fast enough,
we can get all the bombs.
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Split up and search everywhere.
And I mean everywhere!
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(grunts)
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Abomination.
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Good to see you, old friend!
I have a team now, too.
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Red Hulk: The Absorbin' Man!
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A-Bomb: Blastaar!
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Skaar: Sauron!
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She-Hulk: Titania!
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You can call us...
The Agents of C.R.A.S.H.
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Catchy, no?
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You helped The Leader
plant the gamma bombs.
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Nah. We're just here
to make sure they go off.
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Enough with the small talk.
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Let's show 'em why we're
called the Crashers.
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Smash 'em. (roars)
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(all grunting)
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(crowd clamoring)
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Breaking news! Well, it didn't take long.
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The Hulks are showing their true colors
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and attacking the town of Vista Verde!
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You're gonna tell me
where the gamma bombs are.
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Will it be the easy way or the hard way?
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-(crowd screaming)
- He's raging again!
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-(grunts)
- Run!
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(groaning)
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Skaar hate lizard-bird-man-thing!
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Lasers, eh? Lemme get
a closer look at yer cannon!
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(groaning)
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(laughing)
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-Hey! You're welcome!
-(clamoring)
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This will shut you up
for a while, you crazy witch!
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You're the one who's crazy!
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What are you talking about?
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(groans)
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So where's the bomb, Blastaar?
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Or are you planning
to blow yourselves up too?
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We have the ultimate
protection against the bomb.
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(screaming)
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(grunts) My turn.
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(A-Bomb grunts)
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A-Bomb: A-Bomb's away!
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We got it under control, people!
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Just move in an orderly
fashion to the exits...
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-woman 1: He's crazy, run!
-...of the town.
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What was that? Huh?
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Okay, something screwy's
goin' on around here.
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I mean, you can see him, can't you?
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Hold on, lemme adjust the gamma.
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(grunting)
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Oh, no!
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(grunts)
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See these gamma cloaking belts, Hulk?
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Courtesy of The Leader.
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Only gamma-fied types like you can see us.
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To the rest of the world,
we're as invisible as ghosts.
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Shoulda made yourselves
invisible to us, too!
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Nah, fighting you is all part of the plan.
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(growling)
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Hulk: What plan?
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People in this town love you.
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We're makin' 'em pay for that mistake.
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(grunting)
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(roars)
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(grunting) You were once a general.
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How's it feel to be Hulk's errand boy?
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Ah, zip it! Red Hulk
ain't no one's number two!
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Sauron: You wanted Hulk to be a hero.
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But he will always be a beast!
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One of us! One of us!
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(Sauron laughs)
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Let me introduce you to
a personal friend of mine!
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Sauron, meet the wall.
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-(groaning)
-Wall, meet Sauron.
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And you, Hulk's pet!
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You don't belong here.
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Your world is across time and space!
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Skaar can't remember home!
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Argh!
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(explosion)
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-You think you're special?
-(grunting)
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You're animal control, honey.
Just taxiing around with monsters!
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You used to have a life!
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You don't know me.
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So shut your cakehole, you evil...
253
00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:32,919
(ROARING)
254
00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:36,793
Mayor! The bombs could
go off at any second!
255
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:39,325
Hulk: Get those peoplefurther away from here!
256
00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:42,957
Sorry, Hulk, I can't hear you.
There's no signal!
257
00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:45,669
We're getting multiple reportsout of Vista Verde
258
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,750
that the Hulks have gone berserk!
259
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:51,996
We've all worked so hard
to make the world love you.
260
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,713
And now, our poor little town...
261
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,752
What are you doing, Hulk?
262
00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:02,832
Nice try, gizmo's made
outta pure adamantium.
263
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:06,627
Leader planned every detail
while you had him locked up.
264
00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:09,579
He didn't plan for this!
265
00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:12,077
(grunts) Don't let 'em get to you, Hulks!
266
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:13,826
You know who you are!
267
00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:15,917
You're the Agents of S.M.A.S.H!
268
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,250
Consider yourself crashed.
269
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,793
The bombs! Must be only seconds left!
270
00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:21,875
(Helicopter whirring)
271
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,495
A-Bomb: Ah, Hulk?
I think we're surrounded.
272
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:29,713
pilot: Hulks! Stand down now
or we will open fire!
273
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:31,792
I'm still a general, soldier,
274
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:34,325
and I order you to stand down!
275
00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:37,327
We have the situation under control!
276
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:39,705
They were the ones that did it!
The Crashers!
277
00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:42,292
The only visual we have
is you five wrecking the town!
278
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:43,955
Look! See?
279
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,383
They can't see 'em!
280
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,538
We got no time to argue. Find the bombs!
281
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:50,785
Red Hulk: They gotta be close by!
282
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,378
(grunting)
283
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:55,920
So, where are they?
284
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,785
-Maybe they're deep underground?
-Hold up.
285
00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:08,669
This isn't a bomb. What is this?
286
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,830
There are no bombs?
287
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:14,173
Of course there were. Isn't it obvious?
288
00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:19,039
You are the five gamma bombs
that destroyed Vista Verde.
289
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,790
No. You did this.
290
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,915
You tricked us into destroying the town.
291
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:27,291
And you five fell for it like that!
292
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:30,752
The Leader: This will be
your legacy, Hulk.
293
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:33,384
The destruction of your beloved town.
294
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:36,168
Now and forever!
295
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:41,002
man 2: Look what he did to the town!
296
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,173
-man 3: How could they do this?
-woman 2: They went crazy!
297
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:44,672
We can't trust 'em.
298
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:46,955
I knew there was something fishy!
299
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:49,921
The Hulk and hisAgents of S.M.A.S.H. are not heroes,
300
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,920
they're monsters!
301
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:56,540
Who else but monsters would destroythe only town that ever loved them?
302
00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,130
Hold up, wait, I have the
real footage of what happened!
303
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:02,958
It was the Crashers!
They were invisible...
304
00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,211
We saw what happened! You did this.
305
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,291
We won't fight back. Just don't hurt us!
306
00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:10,127
We're not monsters. I have the footage!
307
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,705
Are you gonna believesome Hulk-kid with a webcam?
308
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:15,882
I just saw a talking raccoon in a movie.
309
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:17,629
They can make anything look real!
310
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:20,169
It's all computers and camera tricks!
311
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:22,960
Don't believe the monsters!
312
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,920
pilot 2: Surrender, Hulks, now!
313
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,040
I hate to say it, but we need to run.
314
00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:33,382
Hulk: We were impulsive!
We acted like amateurs!
315
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,920
-Arguing is pointless.
-Shut it, Skaar!
316
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,580
-Skaar: It all Red's fault!
-I wasn't even supposed to be here today!
317
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:40,417
All right, all right!
318
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,378
We were all tired of being monsters.
319
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,630
We wanted to be heroes for a change.
320
00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:48,879
But now, that's over with.
We're back to being beasts!
321
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,132
What do you think, Hulk?
322
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:55,921
(sighs) I knew the hero thing
wouldn't work. You know why?
323
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,630
Because we are monsters. Plain and simple.
324
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:01,957
What are you talking about?
325
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:05,251
What's scarier than one Hulk? Five Hulks.
326
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:08,213
Long as we're together,
we're gonna smash, destroy.
327
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:12,672
So for the good of the town,
I'm breaking up the team.
328
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,210
You can't do that, Hulk!
329
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,580
I don't believe it!
330
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:17,997
Some leader!
331
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:20,583
I knew he didn't have the stomach for it!
332
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:24,077
We're family, all of us!We're all we have left.
333
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:28,206
Skaar need family! Skaar have no home.
334
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:31,459
Sorry. Made my decision.
335
00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:32,712
But Hulk...
336
00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:37,172
Alone, we're destructive, but together, we
could wipe out the planet.
337
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,580
-(rumbling)
-Red Hulk: Oh, great! What now!
338
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:40,827
Earthquake?
339
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:43,787
No way! We put in those new stabilizers!
340
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,674
Red Skull: The Leader's still here?
341
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,000
Hulk: It was a diversion!
342
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,923
He wanted us out of the base!
343
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,578
Finally, you catch on.
344
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,537
I'd compliment you,
345
00:17:56,625 --> 00:18:00,875
if you weren't two steps
behind my genius, as always.
346
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,748
Now, of course,
I could have escaped far earlier,
347
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:08,294
but I chose to wait until
you achieved hero status,
348
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:12,289
to ensure your failure was spectacular.
349
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:15,035
Step away from the gamma reactor,
big head!
350
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,825
The Leader: Gladly, but it's too late.
351
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:20,497
I've already set the device
to go to critical mass.
352
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:23,793
I'm using all of its energy for this!
353
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:27,625
A wormhole to another galaxy,
354
00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:30,289
built from scraps cobbled
together in mere hours.
355
00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:31,877
Brilliant, is it not?
356
00:18:31,959 --> 00:18:35,289
Unfortunately, the residual
gamma power will wipe out
357
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:39,205
what's left of Vista Verde,
and half the state.
358
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:43,501
Of course, I'll be halfway across
the cosmos while you take the blame!
359
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:46,003
Unless you care to follow me.
360
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:49,711
(groaning) No!
361
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,878
The reactor's gonna explode!
362
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:58,079
I'll handle this.
The rest of you, get out. Now!
363
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,996
-Not this time.
-We won't leave you, Hulk!
364
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,830
I said get out! Right now!
365
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,632
Earth needs you! More than it needs me.
366
00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:08,789
Red Hulk: Don't do it Greenie!
367
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,043
(straining)
368
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:15,921
Too much radiation.
369
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,000
(grunts) Can't do it.
370
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,209
You can with us!
371
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:24,174
Red Hulk: Not letting ya hog
all the glory this time!
372
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,540
Skaar never leave Hulk again!
373
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,375
Let's do this,
before the wormhole shuts down!
374
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:31,917
Ah!
375
00:19:35,959 --> 00:19:37,079
(all scream)
376
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,583
(all groaning)
377
00:19:58,083 --> 00:19:59,383
(sighs)
378
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:01,828
What happened? Where are we?
379
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:04,075
(sniffing)
380
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,750
Skaar...
381
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:07,714
Skaar know this smell.
382
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,995
What are we wearing? Armor?
383
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,753
This is freaking me out, dudes!
384
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:15,964
All right, take it easy,
I'll have us outta here in no time.
385
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:20,292
Man, what are these walls made out of?
386
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,995
Okay, what are these?
387
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,287
Won't... (groans)
388
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:27,917
Come off. Ow!
389
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,580
Painful little sucker!
390
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,543
(whirring)
391
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,003
(cheering)
392
00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:42,539
Uh, that ain't our sky.
393
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,495
That wormhole must have
spit us out on an alien world.
394
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:48,963
Ya think?
How we supposed to get back home?
395
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,286
Home.
396
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,630
Skaar know this place. Skaar home!
397
00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:56,247
No wonder you don't remember it.
398
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,173
Subjects of Sakaar!
399
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:02,920
Bow your head, for the emperor
of the world has at last returned!
400
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:07,250
I give you your king, The Leader!
401
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:08,791
-(crowd cheering)
-(gasps)
402
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:10,285
It can't be!
403
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:15,079
Our great and powerful liege
has not come home empty-handed!
404
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,876
He has brought us a gift!
405
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:21,788
The Hulk and his Agents of S.M.A.S.H.,
406
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,625
who will fight for their lives
407
00:21:23,709 --> 00:21:26,959
in the grand arena of Sakaar!
408
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:28,787
(crowd cheering)
409
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,667
(closing theme music)
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