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(yawning)
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(buzzing)
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Oh, what a month.
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Been fighting abomination, skrulls, and...
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Blastaar, was it?
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Whatever. No more fighting.
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I need sleep or else I get cranky.
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And you wouldn't like me when I'm cranky.
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(toilet flushes)
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Lights make flush.
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(chuckles) Poo poo on, poo poo off.
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-(chuckling)
-(toilet flushes)
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Skaar: Hello, Hulk.
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(Skaar laughing)
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Red Hulk: Will you knock it off!
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-Red Hulk: Let go of that switch!
-Skaar: You let go Skaar!
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(thwacking, grunting)
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(fart sounds)
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There's only one dummy dumb enough
to do something like this.
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Oh! I'm insulted.
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Sure, the sound effects are hilarious.
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But I didn't do it. We clear?
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I. Didn't. Do it.
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Here's how I did it.
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Plugged the electro jokebox 2000
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into the gamma base mainframe...
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It programs wacky sound effectsinto all our gadgets.
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(fart sounds)
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(laughing)
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Can you believe this thingwas banned in 22 countries
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for being too annoying? Oh, no.
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(fart sounds)
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Hulk, just tell A-Bomb
to undo the sound effects. Now.
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Me? I'm innocent! (stifled laugh)
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(sighs) You wanna fight, fine.
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I'm gonna go take a nap.
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Don't. Wake. Me. Up.
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Better shed some burp on that! (chuckles)
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(burping sounds)
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Red Hulk: That's red
in your eye, you punk.
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(glass shattering)
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(calm music) At long-last.
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Nap time.
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-(explosion)
-(roars)
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(Hulks clamoring)
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That's it!
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Sometimes I just want to get some rest!
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-Is that too much to ask?
-Automated voice: Device located.
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(grunts)
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Announcer: The electro jokebox 2001,upgrade now!
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Hulk: Upgrade this!
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Oh! We found it.
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That's... How did that get in here?
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-Red Hulk: I'll show ya how!
-She-Hulk: I'll say!
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Hulk: I'm out of here.
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Skaar pile!
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Well, auto-pilot on
for a trip around the world,
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then a landing back at base.
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(yawns) Peace and quiet at last.
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Hmm...
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(beeps)
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(grunts) Ah, what now?
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(screaming)
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(theme music)
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(groans) Ow, does my head hurt.
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Where am I?
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Stupid camera. Get outta here!
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Well, looks tropical.
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That's not so bad.
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Something familiar about this place.
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(roaring)
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-(Hulk straining)
-(thwacking)
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(roaring)
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Ugh! Let's see you try to eat
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after I knock out all your teeth!
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(roaring)
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Hulk: Not your garden-variety monster.
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Which means I got a bad feeling
of where I might be.
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(monster roaring)
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(tense music)
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Only one place on earth like this.
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Yep. Monster island.
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Any time a big monster rampagesin a city like New York or Tokyo,
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They catch it and dump it here.
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So the place is stuffedwith experiments, mutations, aliens...
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And now me.
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Hmm?
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Piece of the jump jet.
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Must be spread out all over the island.
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Bingo! My homing beacon.
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(beeping)
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Skaar: Skaar don't understand.
Why hulk leave so mad?
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It's not my fault!
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It's always your fault.
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Doesn't matter whose fault it is.
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The important thing is that
I get to beat A-Bomb to a pulp!
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Agh! Uh...
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-What make chirpy noise?
-(chirping)
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We got a cricket.
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(A-Bomb grunts)
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Can't stand that noise they make.
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And then they hop into your room
on their disgusting little insect legs
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While you're sleeping, and then... (gasps)
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-(chirping)
-Red Hulk: Oh, you...
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We should call the Hulk.
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We don't need Greenie
to catch a stupid cricket!
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Think how mad he'll be
if we bug him about a bug.
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We are the agents of S.M.A.S.H.!
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We can find one lousy cricket.
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I've got officer training.
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So I'm gonna lead this
exterminatin' mission.
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Forget it. I'm Hulk's cousin.
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He's not here, so that
makes me in command.
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I'm his best friend.
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Obviously, he'd make "the A-Bomb" leader.
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Red Hulk: You couldn't lead your way
out of a paper bag!
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A-bomb: Paper bag? What's that even mean?
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-Red Hulk: Shut up!
-She-Hulk: You shut it!
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What did you...
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A-bomb: Ow! Why are you hitting me?
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Hulk: Hey, that looks like a nest!
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Could make a real hulk-sized
omelet with those.
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(rumbling)
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Uh-oh. Here comes momma.
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(growling)
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That's not the momma!
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Give me that!
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(roars)
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(Hulk yelling)
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(growls)
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And don't come back!
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(cracking)
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Huh?
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(baby monsters cooing)
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Look at that. Little monsters.
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Oh, great. Critters like me.
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Okay, get off. Get off! Get off!
That's enough.
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(little monsters cooing)
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Hulk: And be quiet.
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I'm sure your momma will be back soon.
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(grunting)
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(sighs)
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Yeah, they'll be okay.
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(little monsters squawking)
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(groaning) This is worse than home.
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It's coming from over here.
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She-Hulk: Ow! (groans)
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(She-Hulk groans) Wasn't in there.
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This is hopeless. I'm calling Hulk.
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Gamma base to big green. You copy?
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Red Hulk: He must've turned off his comm.
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A-bomb: Then we're on our own.
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All: Ow!
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We got each other, dummy.
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Think. If he was here, what would hulk do?
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Skaar know what Hulk do! Smash!
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(explosion)
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Kid's got a point.
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(squawking)
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No sign of momma.
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She's gotta be around here somewhere.
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(squawking)
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(sighs) will you li'l monsters
knock it off? I'm trying to...
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Whoa. Look who's growing up. Fast.
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Huh. You four almost remind me of... Nah.
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Must be my imagination.
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(purring)
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(exhales sharply)
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Okay, that's cute. Let's go.
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(stomachs gurgling)
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(cries)
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Aw, crackers. Now what?
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You're not gonna puke, are ya?
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I can't believe I have to do this...
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(belches)
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Aah!
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Little squirt!
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Stop fighting right now. Right now!
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(whooshing)
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Hey, somebody got my distress call.
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(screeching)
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Hulk: Maybe not.
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You must be a survivor
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of the ship I blasted from the sky.
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Yeah.
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You must be the jerk
I was gonna punch for doing that.
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Earthling, I have hunted every
great creature in this galaxy.
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Now step away from my prey.
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That's not gonna happen.
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Then you too shall be a prize...
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For Arkon the hunter!
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-(crackling)
-(screaming)
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(growls)
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Arkon: Submit, beast!
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I gotta get you away from this creep.
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Come on.
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Ah, the thrill of the chase!
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Aah! (groans)
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Go. Get out of here. And stick together!
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Arkon: Well, come on then!
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(thwacking)
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Come out, beast!
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Let the hunt begin!
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Good job, gang.
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You actually did it. You stuck together.
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(cricket chirping)
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Well, cricket's not in that wall.
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Hulk? Come home! Come home now!
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Aah!
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Hulk's MIA. And he ain't showin' up
any time soon to save ya, soldier!
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Hey, hey, hey. Easy, buddy.
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If Hulk were here,
he'd want us to work as a team.
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That's what I been saying!
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He'd tell us to stick together.
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Two things I picked up in the military.
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Number one, Greenie's right.
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Troops gotta work togethertoward a common goal.
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And number two?
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Sometimes those troops
just gotta blow stuff up!
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Red Hulk: Lock and load, smashers!
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(action music)
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(cricket chirping)
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Red Hulk: Cricket! 2 o'clock high!
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A-bomb: Watch it! Cricket behind you!
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Cricket incoming!
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(cricket chirping)
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Hulk: Okay, little guys.
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We get up top here,
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send a stronger signal
from my homing beacon.
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Knock it off back there.
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With any luck, my team will get here soon
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to help me smash Arkon.
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(both chittering)
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Hulk: Of course with my luck,
no one's coming.
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No, I shouldn't say that about them.
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My team's reliable. You'd like 'em.
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(chittering)
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Trapping you tiny beasts is no challenge.
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Now, where's your green guardian?
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Right here!
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(thwacks)
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Lookin' for a challenge, huh?
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Well, ya got one now.
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You are a strong one, beast-man.
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Strongest one there is.
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Now you leave em' alone!
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(groans)
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(Arkon screams)
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Where ya goin', tough guy?
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(wings flapping)
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Had enough?
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(creature screeches)
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Arkon: It's not over yet.
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-Arkon! You bring em' back!
-(Arkon laughs)
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I'll get you!
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Ugh! (screaming)
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Done.
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Showed that cricket no one messes
with the agents of S.M.A.S.H.
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Huh? (chuckles)
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(cricket chirping)
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(all groan)
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Why?
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(Hulk roars)
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Hold on, little guys.
I'll get you outta there.
265
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,380
(groans)
266
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:05,133
(coughing)
267
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:08,459
I wasn't interested in pursuing you.
268
00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:11,077
But as you continued to defy me,
269
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:14,002
I became intrigued, Hulk.
270
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:17,170
Yes, I learned everything about you.
271
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:22,170
About the recording devices
chronicling your "heroic" life.
272
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:26,540
I believe you are the
greatest prey I've ever hunted.
273
00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,499
(chittering)
274
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:32,917
Just let the little monsters go.
275
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,540
You thought I was trying to destroy them?
276
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,708
Can't you see I merely
used them to lure you in?
277
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:44,713
You, hulk, may not be
the smartest of beasts,
278
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:49,206
but your head will look
magnificent on my wall.
279
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,129
-Skaar got cricket!
-Give me that thing!
280
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,328
I wanna smash it!
281
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:59,379
Okay, okay. Skaar open hand.
282
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:02,960
She-Hulk: That's a peanut.
283
00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:04,171
You doofus!
284
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,460
(clanging)
285
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:13,252
Well, cricket's not in the ac.
286
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:17,416
Ah, can't you see this bug
has turned us against each other?
287
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,075
We can't let a cricket get to us.
288
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:21,876
(cricket chirping)
289
00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:23,039
(grunting)
290
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:26,165
Cricket! Cricket!
291
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,746
(whooshes)
292
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:33,748
(straining)
293
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:37,249
A waste of effort.
294
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,418
The restraints are indestructible.
295
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,003
Accept your fate.
296
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:44,713
You cannot prevent the destiny
I have in store for these creatures.
297
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,790
(chittering)
298
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,785
(creature roars)
299
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,125
(laughing)
300
00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,670
That's why the momma didn't come back.
301
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:09,670
You had her locked up.
302
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:14,540
This species, "the goom,"
will be invaluable to me.
303
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,250
They belong with their mother!
304
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:18,077
Oh, they'll be with her.
305
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:19,706
And I shall be the father,
306
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,672
who trains them all as my hunting beasts.
307
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,670
(straining)
308
00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:28,997
(roars)
309
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:30,535
Impressive.
310
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,788
Time for some new sport.
311
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,330
My encounter with you, Hulk,
312
00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:45,745
has inspired me to choose a new quarry.
313
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:47,834
"Heroes," I believe you call them.
314
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:51,131
And you will be my first trophy.
315
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,168
(chittering)
316
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,040
(roaring)
317
00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,625
(crackling)
318
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:06,247
Hulk: I don't want to hurt you!
319
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:08,825
Calm down, mama.
320
00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:10,705
-(crackles)
-(screaming)
321
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:23,790
Fire, ice, and acid breath? Seriously?
322
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:27,750
Imagine a pack of these monsters
at my command.
323
00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:31,174
I'll hunt every hero
on earth to extinction.
324
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:34,455
Our "family" will be unstoppable.
325
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,290
Family...
326
00:17:40,417 --> 00:17:42,877
I'm right here, momma. Let 'er rip!
327
00:17:46,959 --> 00:17:49,039
(crackling)
328
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:55,921
(laughing)
329
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:59,418
Yes, mother. Destroy!
330
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:12,289
(grunting)
331
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,383
Yeah. Meet your kids, momma.
332
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,828
They're loud. They fight.
And they're trouble.
333
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,827
But they're family.
You gotta look after them.
334
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:21,127
No!
335
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:23,288
Attack! Finish him!
336
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:24,753
No way!
337
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,245
Arkon: I've studied you, Hulk.
338
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:33,963
I know your strengths and your weaknesses.
339
00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:35,632
Good luck!
340
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,377
Hulk: Is that all you got?
341
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,750
(Arkon laughs)
342
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,825
(roars)
343
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:48,582
Impossible!
344
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:49,747
You were right, Arkon.
345
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:52,714
My family of monsters is unstoppable!
346
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:57,790
That can't be good.
347
00:18:57,959 --> 00:18:59,829
Okay, everybody out!
348
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,538
Hulk: This way!
349
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:08,879
Come on, momma. Get out of here.
350
00:19:13,959 --> 00:19:15,879
(explosion)
351
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:21,877
Just my luck.
352
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:26,753
Ugh! Hey! You stuck together.
353
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,504
Just like I told ya.
354
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,713
Ow! Hey, watch the teeth.
355
00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:34,917
Hulk: Well, well.
Look who survived the crash.
356
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,001
A shame about your ship blowing up.
357
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:40,287
But I gotta admit. That was fun.
358
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:43,287
Arkon: My hunt has only begun, earthling!
359
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,670
I'll chase you to ends of the...
360
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:47,751
My lightning bolts?
361
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:48,924
Without them, I'm...
362
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,290
The hunter is now the hunted.
363
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,785
(creatures roar)
364
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,875
It's Arkon season, boys.
365
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,915
Of course, I'm stuck here, too.
366
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Maybe there's something
from this ship I can use to get home.
367
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,825
Hey! This ain't from Arkon's ship.
368
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,542
It's what's left of my jump jet!
369
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:12,625
If there's a mini-fighter left
in one piece...
370
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,495
I got a way home!
371
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:20,963
Skaar has no threes. Go fish.
372
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,918
She-Hulk: Hey, guys. Look who's back.
373
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,580
-A-Bomb: What's up?
-Red Hulk: Oh, hey, Green.
374
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:27,957
-Skaar: Hi.
-Seriously? You guys are getting along?
375
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,541
(cricket chirping)
376
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:31,875
Huh. Sounds like you got a cricket.
377
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:34,001
Why didn't anybody answer
my distress call?
378
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,003
Red Hulk: What distress call?
379
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,083
(chirping continues)
380
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:40,042
My emergency beacon.
It's been on for hours.
381
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,077
And why does it sound like a cricket?
382
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:45,422
Uh, gosh. I thought he broke this thing.
383
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:48,575
automated voice: Emergency distresscall from the Hulk.
384
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:51,127
Repeat. Emergency distresscall from the Hulk.
385
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,792
(chuckles) Oh, that's weird.
386
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:56,825
So the electro jokebox
made the cricket sounds.
387
00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:58,827
That's... That was funny, right?
388
00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:01,457
And, Hulk, you made it home, so...
389
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:06,963
No... I mean, we didn't, like,
ruin the base or anything...
390
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,285
(all growl)
391
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:12,582
Hey, who's up for pizza?
392
00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:14,787
You're not mad?
393
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,786
Ain't they something?
394
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,825
Left a camera on monster island.
395
00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:20,747
Just to keep tabs on the kids.
396
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,290
Family is family.
397
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:24,875
Don't ever take them for granted.
398
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,455
Even if they drive you...
399
00:21:26,542 --> 00:21:28,422
-(cricket chirping)
- Huh? Oh.
400
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:29,997
Red's room is down the hall.
401
00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:31,997
Have fun.
402
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,792
(closing theme music)
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