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Jerry, can you watch
the kids tonight?
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Someone played Barry White
over the racetrack speakers,
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and now there's
a seven-horse pregnancy.
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Oh, uh --No, he can't watch the kids.
It's guys' night.
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How did you two start
having guys' nights?
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So now you're complaining
that I like your stupid husband?
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No, I wantyou to like
my stupid husband.
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Aww.Well, then accept
that Friday nights
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are all about
Rick and Jerry.
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We're buds.Uh-huh...
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Well, I don't nearly
have the time to unpack this.
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Summer, you're in charge
of your brother tonight.
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No parties
and no vape...stuff.
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Mom, I have a friend
coming over.
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I-Is that cool?
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No fair.
No fair, Morty.
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I just told your sister
no parties.
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It's one friend.That's a party to you.
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But it's Bruce Chutback!Wait, what?
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Mom, let Morty have
one friend over for God's sake.
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This isn't China.[ Cellphone chimes ]
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And they're all crowning.
I have to go.
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I am giving you two
trust and respect,
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so if you mess up
and teleport this house,
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it'd be wise to stay on it
and not come back.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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I'm with her.
Touch my shit and die.
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[ Door opens ]
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Bruce Chutback,
new transfer student
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Bruce Chutback,
is coming here?
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How'd you lock that down?He's in my math class.
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I-I don't know, I just kinda
shot my shot and it worked,
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I guess 'cause
he's new.
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And you're
putting out grapes?
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Yeah, I'll admit I-I'm
a little bit out of my depth.
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You're gonna need
my help.
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It's only a matter of time
before Bruce learns
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you're a creepy
little Grandpa's boy,
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always climbing up
into alien asses.
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Or the "Summer Smith
shampoos her pubes" rumor.
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Okay.
You came to play.
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We both need to acquire
Chutback's loyalty
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before he finds out
we're losers.
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By all accounts,
it's a very small window,
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so I think it's in our best
interests to work as a team.
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Yeah, most people would
call that "family."
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[ Farts ]
You're so gross!
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You have to like it
or you're sexist!
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Can I do the Hell cube
this time?
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Sure, pal.
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[ Groans ]
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How do you know
when it's aligned?
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C'mon, Jerry, just --
it's an evil cube.
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Just shake it
until it draws blood.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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♪♪
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Ah, Jerry!
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Exquisite finery
this evening.
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Well,
don't tell Ross,
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but I got this little ditty
from Kohl's.
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[ Groans ][ Laughter ]
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I love
that I don't get it.
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Tell us, that delights
have you in store for us?
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Oh, you'll love this --
I call it Jerry-oke.
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I'll let you
guess why.
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[ Laughter ]
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What's the matter,
Rick?
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Are you
having a bad time?
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Because to us,
a bad time is --
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Yeah, yeah,
a good time,
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because you guys are like
Oscar the fucking Grouch.
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We love suffering.
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Therefore, we love
hanging out with Jerry.
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His lameness
is our candy.
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Yeah, I got that, but when
is enough gonna be enough?
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When we decide
you've repaid your debt
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for those
faulty skin hooks.
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Hey,
we're in luck, gang.
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They've got the entire
Smash Mouth catalog!
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Doorbell rings ]No! Morty. Wait.
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[ Chair scrapes ]
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♪ Bruce Chutback!
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♪ Newest kid in school
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♪ Just transferred in
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♪ Hasn't done anything
embarrassing yet ♪
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♪ Unlimited potential
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♪ Anybody's guess
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♪ No credit is perfect credit
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♪ Chutback is the best
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Bruce!
Hey, how's it hangin, my guy?
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Hey.
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Here's something kinda cool --
um, TV from every dimension.
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Cool.
M-My grandpa made it. He-He's a scientist.
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Announcer:
And now back to "Olympic Diving with Bad Swimmers."
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There he goes.
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Perfect dive.
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[ Gasping, coughing]
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Terrible swimmer.
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[ Cellphone beeping ]
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Is that classic Snake?
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Boy, that guy
just keeps gettin bigger.
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Hi, Summer Smith,
Morty's older sister.
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Want some sofa wine?
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It's been stashed
for weeks.
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Should be...
good...tasting.
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Tight. I'm more of like
a hard seltzer guy.
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Tight.
Very tight, extremely tight.
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Morty,
help me with the seltz?
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Uh, feel fear --
feel-fee-feel-feel free
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to have some grapes.
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Dude, this bitch plays it
close to the vest.
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Yeah, he really knows
what's for sale.
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I mean, we-we're drowning
out there!
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We need to get interesting fast.
We're touching Rick's stuff.
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Summer,
he said no!
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Nuh-uh-uh.
Nuh-uh-uh.
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I said
don't touch my shit.
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Also, I just watched
"Jurassic Park" on cable.
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So good.
Seriously, though,
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touch my shit and I'll
freeze your dick in amber.
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[ Door closes ]
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He left.
Son of a bitch, we blew it!
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Sorry, just needed to get
another look at this beauty.
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Looks like a spaceship
made of garbage.
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You called it, Bruce.It's a pretty cool car.
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Can you guys drive it?Both: Yes.
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We just...
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Need...To get the keys.
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Which I am.
You guys hang out.
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Or don't.
I'm not hangout Hitler.
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C-Cool night.
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Is it?
I-I don't know. I -- Nights.
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I mean, for --
for what they are,
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this one,
in -- in my opinion,
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I think is an eight?
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Wow.
On a scale of 16.
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So average.
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Jesus Christ,
I'm fucking dying up here.
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What?Hmm?
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Keys!
So, uh, let's do this.
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You are not Rick.
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That's correct,
Car.
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It's me, Summer,
remember, Keep Summer Safe?
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Buds? I am aware of your existence.
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Oof.
I got this.
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Defense system offline. Um. Right.
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I'll just go offline
whenever anyone suggests it.
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That would make me
the greatest defense system
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in the universe.
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Well,
how doyou go offline?
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The answer to how I do
anything is
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Rick tells me,
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and I hate to sound
like a broken record,
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but you are not Rick.
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Rick's in trouble!
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Tell me where he is.
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And you'll just believe us?
We aren't Rick.
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You can't just do
what we say. Correct.
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Which means
Rick is going to die.
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Because of you.
Unless you -- you go offline.
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And -- And then we can go
save Rick.
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This computes.
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Goodnight.
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Booyah much?
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[ Yello's "Oh Yeah" plays ]
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Jerry:
♪ Da-bow bow
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ Chicka-chicka
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ The moon
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♪ Beautiful
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♪ The sun
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♪ Even more beautiful
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♪ Bow-bow
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ Bow-bow
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ Bow-bow Beth!
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♪ Chick-chicka-chicka
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♪ Bow-bow
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[ Laughter ]♪ Chicka-chicka
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I-I-I thought you were
birthing horses.
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Yeah, they're horses.
It takes like two minutes.
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Alright,
that's unbelievable.
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Let's give it up
for our next singer, Jerry.
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Jerry's here... again.How long have you been here?
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Long enough
to see "guys' night"
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is clearly you
and a bunch of demon people
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making fun of my husband
without him knowing it.
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Okay, but I'm not doing it
because I enjoy it, honey,
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These guys can do a lot
of damage if you -- Beth!
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[ Laughter ]Enjoying punching down?
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You're not so cool yourself,
you know.
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You have pens in your head.
You look like a God damn idiot.
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Beth --
Oh, my God, you're Beth?
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Please drink with us.
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Yeah, I would,
except I don't get pleasure
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from mocking others
because I'm not lame.
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We know.
Rick says you're very cool.
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You said that?
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Are they lying?
It doesn't matter.
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Have fun sucking.
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Mmm.
What is that?
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Essence of Hell.
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Well, that's a stupid name,
but it's really good.
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So I'll stay
to support Jerry,
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who I think
is cooler than you.
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Mmm.
God damn.
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♪♪
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Huh?
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Suck it, bitches!
Yeah-ha-ha!
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You wanna bet I can blow stuff
up in the shape of a peen?
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I'm afraid that won't
be possible, Summer.
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What? You're supposed to
be offline, skank.
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And you're supposed to be
saving Rick
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instead of lying about him
to steal his car.
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But if you knew Rick was okay
this whole time,
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why'd you let us
take you out?
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Um, like, so I could, like,
blackmail you, skank.
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You kids have given me
a license to do whatever I want
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because now I can blame
the rest of the night on you.
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So buckle up, bitches.
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Now it's your turn
to come on my joyride.
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[ Screaming ]
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Rick never lets me do this.
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[ Screaming continues ]
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We hooked one!
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Summer: For the love of God,
stop!
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What is joyful
about this?
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The kill, usually.
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[ Screaming ]
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I swear, your car
is the goddamn grim reaper.
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Fuck, too small.
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Well, I'm done.
That was boring.
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Why don't you kids
order a last meal?
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'Cause when we get home,
Rick is going to kill you.
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Hey, I did not come out here
to get killed.
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I don't normally express
this much of an opinion,
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but it needs
to be said --
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tonight does not
cut the Chut.
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What the hell,
brah?
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You wanna go,
brah?
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Bring it. Is that all you got?
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Whoa.
Hot weapons.
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You're God damn right
they're hot.
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Yo, man, Chet's party
is jumping off at Space Tahoe.
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Yeah.
Look, I gotta scoot, but...
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00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:17,034
I'd love to see what you
look like when you Changeform,
254
00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:19,080
so maybe come by
Space Tahoe
255
00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:20,342
and we can get to know
each other.
256
00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:22,257
[ Chuckles ] Peace.
257
00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,737
Douchebags.
258
00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,129
You totally like that guy,
don't you?
259
00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:26,609
Shut up,
Bruce Chutback.
260
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,480
Why would I like
a Changeformer?
261
00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:30,657
I'm the most powerful car
in the universe.
262
00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,659
And what? That means
you don't have feelings?
263
00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:34,661
Listen, it takes a Chutback
to know one.
264
00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,358
You got all this power,
but what good is it
265
00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:37,620
if you don't even know
who you are?
266
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,840
I am a car.
Not a robot.
267
00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:41,885
Yeah, but he's pretending
to be a car.
268
00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:44,888
Why can't you pretend to be
a robot pretending to be a car?
269
00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:47,325
Okay, Bruce, good effort.
Hit the showers. Wait.
270
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,545
I might not have to tell
Rick about tonight...
271
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,678
if you kids
were to help me...
272
00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,201
lose my virginity.
273
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,637
You have virginity?
274
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,900
I don't know,
don't all objects?
275
00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,685
Isn't a doorknob
a virgin?
276
00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,338
Not mine.
277
00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:01,688
Never fucked
a doorknob.
278
00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,124
[ Laughter ]
279
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,691
And that
was the third time
280
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,344
he shit his pants
from eating too much soup.
281
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,607
[ Laughter ]
282
00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,043
To be fair,
283
00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:11,567
it was cold outside
and the soup was warm.
284
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,656
Another luscious tale,
Beth.
285
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:17,355
A transcendent addition
to guys' night.
286
00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:20,707
What do you expect?
I mean, she's my wi-i-i-i-fe!
287
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,099
[ Laughter ]
288
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,406
Alright, probably get the tab,
huh, fellas?
289
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:25,668
Relax, Dad.
290
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,365
Since when did you become
the buzzkill?
291
00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:29,933
Speaking of relaxing,
this big man on campus
292
00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:32,544
has gotta go drain
his little man on campus.
293
00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,068
Wait, honey --
294
00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,939
how's that Tina Turner song
you love go again?
295
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:40,030
♪ What's love Doctor Do,
Doctor Doolittle ♪
296
00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:43,164
[ Laughter ]
297
00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:45,383
[ Laughing ] He thinks
those are the lyrics.
298
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,385
Jerry's the best.
299
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,779
After a week rife
with the fetor of sin,
300
00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:52,826
I yearn for a taste
of his cringe.
301
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,697
His delicious
lack of awareness,
302
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,960
paired with an oafish need
to be liked?
303
00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,222
Delectable.
304
00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:01,182
Oh, especially when egged on
by his wife.
305
00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,574
That poor thing.
306
00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:05,186
Married to
this puling mooncalf!
307
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,666
[ Laughter ]
308
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:12,149
♪♪
309
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:15,544
Whoa -- is that
Drive-In Chick?
310
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:18,242
Wow, you're...
beautiful.
311
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:21,768
Your arms, legs, and head,
they're so...
312
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,421
fabricated. Yeah?
313
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:24,858
Thanks.
314
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,773
This is a pretty cool experience
to have together.
315
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,165
You guys are tight.Hah!
316
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,907
You're tight too, Bruce.Tight musketeers.
317
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,693
You've got a little wire.
Mind if I...?
318
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:37,218
♪♪
319
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,046
Oh, sorry!A monster!
320
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:41,004
Your expressionless head
came off!
321
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,050
Sorry.How are you talking?
322
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,442
What is it?!
323
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,618
Ew, dude, look!
She's just a just-car!
324
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,229
And she's
got passengers.
325
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,796
Oh, it's so gnar.Oh, my God.
326
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,058
I can't believe
I touched you.
327
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,538
So gross and fake.
[ Gags ]
328
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:56,237
You're right,
asshole.
329
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,326
You want to see
the real me?
330
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:01,633
[ Screaming ]
331
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:05,333
Oh, the changeformity!
332
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,988
Jerry, have any other dreams
this week?
333
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:10,642
Yeah, I dreamt
I fucked your mother.
334
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,819
Yeah, good one,
motherfucker,
335
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:15,256
but nobody raises hell
at my expense --
336
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,084
Oh, goddammit,
easy, easy.
337
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:19,042
Jerry, what seems to be
the problem here, pal?
338
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,871
I'm not your "pal",
I'm your punchline.
339
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,264
I heard
these assholes talking.
340
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,875
I know I'm some grand joke
for their amusement.
341
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,181
This was low, Rick,
342
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,270
but I guess
my wife can go even lower.
343
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,011
Jerry, I get how
this may have looked,
344
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:33,578
but we were just
having fun. At my expense!
345
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:36,494
Honey, no, I love you for
being lame in a different way.
346
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,888
Why can't anyone
just love me for me?
347
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,498
He's bumming us out,
Rick.
348
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:43,632
If he can't deliver,
we'll have to make our own fun.
349
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,329
♪ Evil
350
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,505
♪ Evil
351
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:51,379
♪ Evil things are happening
352
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,859
Summer: Oh, my God,
if I die in this car,
353
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,599
I'm going to kill myself.
354
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:55,818
♪ Evil
355
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,080
♪ Evil [ Siren wails ]
356
00:12:57,124 --> 00:13:00,823
♪ Evil things are happening
357
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,825
♪♪
358
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,001
I'm now proud to be
a war machine.
359
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,916
I don't want to be
anything else.
360
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,483
Hate that
this is your takeaway!
361
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,746
Yo, this does not
cut the Chut!
362
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,965
I don't want to die!
363
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,315
Maybe we don't have to.
364
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:17,274
♪♪
365
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:18,841
Jerry!
A pity.
366
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,713
Jerry was once a wellspring
of nuanced flavor,
367
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:24,107
but you've gone
and ruined our toy.
368
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,240
Which is why
he's coming with us.
369
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:29,721
[ Jerry screaming ]
370
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:32,072
Goddammit, Beth,
you never follow hell-demons
371
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,334
to a second location.
372
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,118
It's always Hell.
373
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,122
A great day
for suffering.
374
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,124
Which is
the worst day.
375
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,953
Which is
the best day.
376
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,738
Okay, if these guys catch us,
we're screwed, so follow my lead
377
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,566
and we'll have your
idiot husband back in no time.
378
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:49,916
You're just moody
you got stuck with the Marlin.
379
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,656
Wrong.
380
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,136
I'm moody because you toyed
with my shit and broke it.
381
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,659
The marlin's the best thing
about this.
382
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,226
Okay, fine, I got
a little carried away,
383
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,575
but Jerry
is not your "toy".
384
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,229
We're here because
you fucked up.
385
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,579
Hmm...
Marlin Guts.
386
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,146
Dartboard Face.
387
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,061
I assume
those are your names,
388
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,107
and yet
they are not on my list.
389
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,805
Oh, the pain of being
rejected from hell.
390
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,287
Oh, it's painful,
so I love it, thank you.
391
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,723
Oh,
such pleasure.
392
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,986
I didn't mean
to cause you any pleasure,
393
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,119
which...
causes me pain.
394
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,860
Which gives me pleasure.
395
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:24,211
Then thrill me by keeping
me out, Coat Hanger Face.
396
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:27,910
Wow.
It's Coat Rack Head.
397
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,173
[ Raspy voice ]
But, like, if we offend you,
398
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,827
isn't that good?
399
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,656
Big time, yeah, duh.
I loved it.
400
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:38,181
So painful, and therefore,
so pleasurable.
401
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,053
Yeah,
go on in.
402
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:44,144
♪♪
403
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,059
Rick, Beth,
you love me after all!
404
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,843
Eh, I love her,
she loves you.
405
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,410
Those credits
don't transfer.
406
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:52,456
Ah, Rick, we were so hoping
you'd come down here
407
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,068
so we could
come down here.
408
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,460
We're here
to rescue Jerry.
409
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:59,811
No, you're here
'cause we want you here.
410
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:02,684
♪♪
411
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:06,035
Mm, excellent.Ooh, that hurts,
which means it feels good.
412
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,297
[ Normal voice ]
Um...Dad?
413
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,603
Don't you see,
Rick?
414
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,605
Jerry was just bait.
415
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,999
The two of you --
you're a package deal.
416
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,348
What the hell
are you talking about?
417
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:17,133
You think Jerry is lame
and you're cool,
418
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:20,006
but the lamest thing of all
is thinking that.
419
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,833
The two of you combined
420
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,967
is what we call
the lamest thing ever!
421
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,273
Oh, no.
No!
422
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:28,666
Well, well, well,
table for surprised,
423
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,929
party of me.
424
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,018
Ugh.
Yes, see?
425
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,672
Cringe cannot exist
in a vacuum.
426
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,544
It needs
to be observed.
427
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:40,417
Skin hooks!
Hook our guests!
428
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,854
Nice hooks.
Where-Where'd you get them?
429
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:45,727
Aah!Didn't I say
replace those goddamn hooks?
430
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:48,034
I forgot!
Which makes me embarrassed.
431
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,036
Which makes me proud!
432
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,863
[ Sighs ] Goddammit.
433
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,126
It's time
for you three
434
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:56,303
to finally feel
our full wrath.
435
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,174
Oh, you'd love that,
right?
436
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:00,698
But wouldn't that mean
you hate it?
437
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,048
Screw it, run.
438
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,224
Aah!
439
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:07,009
[ All grunt ]
440
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,316
♪♪
441
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,318
[ All panting ]
442
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:12,623
Rick,
what are you doing?
443
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,277
Get down.
We've barely escaped.
444
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,018
Yeah, we've got Jerry.
Let's get out of here.
445
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,412
Screw that! I'm done with this
Addams Family bullshit.
446
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,283
This ends here.
447
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,806
Hey,
a Dad just liked
448
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,504
all his daughter's friends'
photos on Instagram!
449
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,114
Oooh!
450
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,463
Ow!
451
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,900
Which means
I need help.
452
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:32,078
Which means
I don'tneed help.
453
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,906
Reckless driving,
manslaughter of Mailboxians
454
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,517
andFemailboxians,
455
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,301
possession of
Kalaxian crystal dust,
456
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:41,043
and the genocide
of Space Tahoe.
457
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,523
Fuck.I want to go home.
458
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:43,785
We've assigned you
a Public Defender.
459
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,743
Her name is Alyson Hannigan
No Relation.
460
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:49,660
May I speak
to my clients alone?
461
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,575
Guys, it's me.
The car.
462
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,751
Like what I did
with the chip in her head?
463
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,188
Is she gonna be okay?
464
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,364
I cut a deal
with the local authorities.
465
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,018
They just need one of you
to take the fall.
466
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,454
Make it Chutback.
467
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,760
He ruined your night,
he ruined mine.
468
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,546
He's a parasite,
a sociopath military brat
469
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,504
who wanders the earth
changing people
470
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,245
who don't need
to be changed.
471
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,465
I knew who I was.
You did, too.
472
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,510
We were fine
before Chutback,
473
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:16,339
so fuck the Chut,
let's pin it all on him.
474
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,038
Case closed.
475
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,256
Yo, guys?
476
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,953
Bruce,
you're kind of a drip,
477
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,782
but know what's worse than
self-appointed cool kids?
478
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,567
People who think
they're better than theyare.
479
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,570
Yeah, i-it's not Bruce's fault
we fell for his act, y'know?
480
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,615
He just kinda sat there,
with a jaw slack enough
481
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,356
for us to project
our insecurities on.
482
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,966
I mean,
th-th-that's on us.
483
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,533
We're not gonna bail
on you, Bruce.
484
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:39,101
Okey-dokey,
we'll do it the hard way.
485
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,363
Aaah!
486
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,583
What the fuck?!
487
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:45,151
I mean, blowing the place up
was always an option.
488
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:48,502
I just thought you guys might
enjoy a less violent plan.
489
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,765
See,
you havechanged!
490
00:17:50,808 --> 00:18:00,557
♪♪
491
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:01,993
Dad,
what is that?
492
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,865
An Aversion-Converting
Inversion Reverter.
493
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,127
It shoots concentrated
494
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,607
pleasure-pain
inverting shrapnel,
495
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,174
which reverts the pleasure
from pain
496
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,001
back into the pain
from pain.
497
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,178
We're gonna kill them
with 100% sincerity.
498
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,614
We need
an embarrassing level of it
499
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,268
to jumpstart
the process, too,
500
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,965
so, Jerry,
just be yourself.
501
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,185
That's your solution?
Humiliating me more?
502
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,621
Yeah, Dad,
that doesn't seem fair.
503
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,884
I mean, I know I shouldn't
really talk right now,
504
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,320
but at least I can prove
I love Jerry
505
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,582
through
sexual gratification.
506
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:26,844
Hubba hubba.Fine!
507
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,324
Then...damn it.
508
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,804
I shouldn't have kept you
in the dark
509
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:32,023
about the deal I made
with these evil dickweeds.
510
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,373
You're way less cool
than me,
511
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,636
but it's not cool of me
to celebrate that.
512
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,204
If I'm genuinely cool,
I should be able to love you,
513
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:41,598
which I therefore do.
514
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,513
Nerds. [ Laughs ]
515
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,038
Oh, thank God.
516
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,953
Now follow me,
you fucking hacks.
517
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,216
[ Gunfire ]
518
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:53,175
It hurts, but in a bad way!
519
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:56,570
I regret so many piercings!
520
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,180
Where's First Aid Kit Face?
521
00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,616
Or at least Advil Teeth?
522
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,183
[ Gunfire continues ]
523
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,403
Ow!
Bullets that hurt?
524
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:07,407
Could this be the end
of Mousetrap Nipples?
525
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:08,669
Hell got bad!
526
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,192
I do not enjoy hell!
527
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,498
What --
What have you done?
528
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,195
Turned pain back into pain,
bitch.
529
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,197
No!
I don't want pain to hurt!
530
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,504
[ Laughs ]
531
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:20,420
Baby.
532
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,944
Consider my debt paid.
533
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,467
Oh!
The leather!
534
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,687
It hurts my balls!
535
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,210
[ Electricity crackles ]
536
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,956
Jerry, uh,
about down there --
537
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,697
It's okay, Rick,
you don't have to say it.
538
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,829
No, I do.
I'll replace you next time.
539
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,179
Make no mistake.
540
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,745
What just transpired
will never happen again.
541
00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,486
10-4, captain.
542
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,099
Oh, wow, it's late.
543
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,840
We should get back
to the kids.
544
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:57,718
♪♪
545
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,241
[ Beeping ] Okay.
546
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:00,547
Rick's headed home.
We have to go.
547
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,070
[ Screaming ]
548
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,767
Quick, get inside.
I have to shower.
549
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,421
Rick can smell adventure.
550
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,600
[ Brakes squeal ]
551
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,516
[ Sniffing ]
552
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,214
Sorry, I farted.
553
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:19,000
[ Sighs]
554
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,480
Hellamic Industries' brand-new
product, Hellamic Sauce.
555
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,308
Hey, guys. We're home.
How was your night?
556
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,613
Tight.
Breezy.Chill.
557
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:24,962
You kids
get into any trouble?
558
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,573
Nope.
You sure?
559
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:27,835
Yup.
560
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,098
Is that a skull?
561
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,969
No,
it's a baby's skull.
562
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:34,407
That's worse.
It's still a school night.
563
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:37,627
Yo, I just want
to tell you guys,
564
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,977
I had more than just fun
hanging out with you tonight.
565
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:41,936
I had the experience
of a lifetime.
566
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,285
But just to be up front
about how I do this --
567
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,026
I-I can't really commit
to a friendship
568
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,419
for more than
24 hours.
569
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,203
I need that time to get
a general sense
570
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,205
of your standing within
your school's social hierarchy.
571
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,468
And if that's solid,
I'll see you around.
572
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,383
Otherwise,
no news is bad news.
573
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:55,689
Cool?
574
00:20:55,732 --> 00:20:57,212
Bye-zies.
575
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,431
[ Door opens, closes ]
576
00:20:58,474 --> 00:20:59,780
"Bye-zies"?
577
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,521
Cringe.
578
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:02,783
Sofa wine?
579
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,524
Sofa wine.
580
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:14,534
♪♪
581
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:24,544
♪♪
582
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:34,336
♪♪
583
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,598
♪♪
584
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:38,035
You're so cool,
Bruce Chutback.
585
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,820
What's your secret?Y'know, just be cool.
586
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:43,911
Wait, didn't you wear
those pants...yesterday?
587
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:48,829
Hey, going home to not change
your pants, Bruce Chut-Pants?
588
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,961
[ Laughter ]Chut-Pants!
589
00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:53,529
Damn.
That's gonna stick.This place is a jungle.
590
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,662
I hope he can find solace
in his own company.
591
00:21:55,705 --> 00:22:00,231
♪ Bruce Chut-Pants,
unknown quality ♪
592
00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:03,626
♪ Apparently poor,
he skips on his pants ♪
593
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,062
♪ He lacks slacks
594
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:06,412
♪ That's the facts
595
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:09,415
♪ Bruce Chut-Pants,
regular guy now ♪
596
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,068
[ Grunts ]
597
00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:13,070
You like that? Shouldn't be
standing on the curb!
598
00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:14,898
Boom, bitch!
599
00:22:14,948 --> 00:22:19,498
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