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[gentle music]
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- Good morning Kate Sheppard
Primary.
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It's everyone's fourth favourite
day: Sausage Sizzle Day.
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Funds raised will go towards
rebuilding
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after the school fire.
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That was definitely an accident.
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- Oh, hey, hey there.
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Hi and.
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That's my new friend, Heather.
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We just play this game
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where she just pretends
to be annoyed at me
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like all the time. [Jess laughs]
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Good morning.
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- Kia ora!
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See you at the library?
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- Yes.
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[gentle music]
[bell rings]
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Yeah.
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Have fun with your new friends.
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- Have fun with your new
sausages.
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- Oh and have fun with your
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sausages.
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[gentle music]
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Can I just?
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- Why do you hate this school so
much?
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- Oh, I don't? I love it.
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I mean we've only been here for
a week,
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but I love it already.
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It's so tidy.
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- That's crack up
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'cause I just thought since you
like killing the environment
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with your single-use lifestyle,
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you were one of those school
haters.
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- Oh, this isn't even
mine it's, I'll just.
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[cup rattles]
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Old bull rush injury.
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- Don't pick it up.
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You trying to take my job as
well?
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- So sorry.
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- Could the caretaker please
make his way
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to the boys' toilets by the
music room.
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We have a code brown.
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- I was having a really good day
til then.
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- I'm sorry.
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[upbeat music]
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Hey, oh, um.
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Sorry I'm late.
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- Morena, Jess.
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- Morena, Hine.
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- I'm glad you could finally
join us.
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- Morena, Heather.
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- Today is the most important
day
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of our fundraising careers.
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It'll set the tone for our
year as parent volunteers
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and we need to work as a team.
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Even though I could quite
easily do this job on my own.
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- Before we start, I just wanna
say,
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as a single mother who's just
moved here
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with not a lot of family close
by,
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it's really nice to get the
chance to make new friends.
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- I think of us more as
colleagues.
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- Well you know a lot
of people make friends
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with the people they work with.
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- I'm not most people.
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- Okay, colleague.
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Well I have made us a
sign using my initiative
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and meatiest font.
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- You called it Sausage Fest?
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- Yeah.
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- Is that a sausage in the
middle?
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- Uh huh.
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- And the two large, round
things at the base are?
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- They're coins.
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- I'll get a senior kid
to make us a new sign.
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- Yeah, good call.
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- I've timed today out perfectly
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and Jess' lateness only
puts us back a few minutes.
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- I'm sorry, I've never done
a sausage sizzle before.
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- Yes, I can tell.
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It's time for you to go get the
sausages.
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- Yes, I'll go get them from the
freezer.
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- Don't you mean the fridge?
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[gentle music]
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Yesterday I clearly said
put these in the fridge.
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- In my family the words fridge
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and freezer are kind of
interchangeable.
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Plus, I didn't listen.
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- We call ours the Chilly
Apiata 'cause it's cool.
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- Maybe only Hine and
I should do the sizzle
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since I did it last year and
Hine knows what a fridge is.
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- Oh, no, no, no, this is
my fault, I can fix it.
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Maybe I can defrost them
in the staff microwave?
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- Well, it's better than
nothing.
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- Hey, that's my motto.
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Also, how I choose a lot of my
boyfriends.
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- Good luck with Margot.
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- Okay.
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[gentle music]
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Hey, can I use your microwave?
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- I'm sorry, who are you?
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- Jess from yesterday.
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I put the sausages in the staff
freezer.
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- Shouldn't you have put
them in the staff fridge?
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- Yeah, well, that's why I
need the staff microwave.
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- Sorry, it's for staff only.
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- But you let me use
the freezer yesterday?
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- I don't recall giving
you any permission.
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- Okay look, I've got some
sausages with hypothermia
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and I really need to impress
my fundraising colleagues
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slash potential new best
friends.
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- Oh no, I appear to
have forgotten my lunch.
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Whatever will I eat?
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- Oh, ah.
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I've got $2 and a packet of
raisins.
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- I like sausages.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, well I mean,
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there'll definitely be
free sausages for staff,
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if only I could find
somewhere to defrost them?
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- For all staff?
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- Yeah.
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Morning, scary lady.
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We just have to give the
teachers free sausages.
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You're welcome.
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- Do you know what the street
value
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of the sausages you just gave
away is?
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- No?
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- Hine?
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- $52.72 plus GST.
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- Wow, we got a lot of staff.
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- And they're all heroes,
but just to be clear,
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you've cost our fundraiser
$50 before we've even started.
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I'm demoting you to permission
slips.
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You do know how to sort slips?
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- Yeah.
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- It's just what sausage kids
have ordered
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and if they've paid.
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- Oh yeah, I can totally do
that.
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- You have the confidence
of a much more reliable mum.
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- I still get the feeling
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that Heather doesn't like me
very much.
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- Yeah, I get that feeling too.
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[gentle music]
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- Well, hey, Mia.
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- I've got the poster that
the bossy mum asked for.
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- Yeah, she tried to boss
me around the other day,
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it didn't end well, for her.
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Wow, this looks really good,
well done.
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- Thank you.
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- You can take that down to the
library.
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- That's a weird place
to have a sausage sizzle.
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- All mums are weird, dear.
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Except for yours.
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- Obviously.
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- Yeah.
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[gentle music]
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- Why are you outta class?
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- 'Cause I'm a grownup?
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And also, I was collecting
permission slips
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for the sausage sizzle I'm
doing with my nearly-friends.
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- Is that the meat-loving,
air-polluting sausage sizzle
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that no one consulted me about?
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- It's not how I'd framed it
but, yeah.
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- Yeah, I'm gona give you
till the count of three
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to go back to where you belong.
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- Now, only mums can do the
count of--
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- One, two and a half.
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[gentle music]
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- That was quick.
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- Yeah, I ran because time is a
factor
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and not because I'm
scared of the caretaker.
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- There's a few people around
here
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that think they're the boss of
everything.
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- Is this your best work, Mia G?
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- Yeah.
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- If you think I'm impressed
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with your pedestrian font
choice,
you're very much mistaken.
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- Where do I put these posters?
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- Give it to the mean mum.
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- Do you think she heard that?
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- Yes, I heard that.
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[gentle music]
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- I'm really excited today
because
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we're getting free sausages.
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Shh!
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Yep, I've lied 'cause I've told
people
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that I'm gonna get like one
but I'll probably get like--
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- Where's your recycling box?
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- Oh no, they didn't like your
poster?
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- No, the mean mum said my
font was too pedestrian.
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- Her face is pedestrian.
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Here, then give that to
Freddy to recycle, eh?
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- Cool, Freddy's so friendly.
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- Yeah, he sure is.
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[upbeat music]
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- Hey.
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You're not a mean mum.
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You're just differently nice.
- I don't care what that tween
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with the derivative
poster concepts thinks.
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- Well you shouldn't 'cause
you're doing an amazing job.
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- I've had a lot of colleague
issues to deal with.
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- Well, colleagues,
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rapidly blossoming
bosom buddies, whatever.
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- I don't think you understand
the importance of today?
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- Hey, woah, woah.
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Look, it's just a primary
school sausage sizzle?
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- It's the school's fourth
favourite day.
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After Crazy Hair Day, Ice Block
Tuesday,
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and the Bi-annual Book Day
Dress-up Take a Book at Me Now".
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- You've cooked these right?
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- I haven't had a chance
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and I don't appreciate your
passive aggressive comments
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about my time management skills.
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[gentle music]
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- Have you done a lot of
this fundraising, Hine?
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- Oh, I've had five kids
go through Kate Sheppard.
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I know how to sizzle a sausage
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and which monkey bars break the
most arms.
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- Senior playground?
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- Those things are lethal.
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[bell rings]
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- One, two, three, ears on me.
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A reminder to students not
to share your morning tea.
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We've had a number of
complaints from parents
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whose feelings were hurt
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because kids preferred other
mums' food.
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Oh and allergies.
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- Hey, Hine, what's the
Friendship Bench?
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- When kids don't have
anyone to play with,
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they sit on the Friendship Bench
to show they need a friend.
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It's mostly just weirdos
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and that one kid with the dead
tooth.
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Oh and sometimes cool kids as
well.
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- I guess he wants to make
friends.
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He just accidentally keeps
freezing the sausages.
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- He'll figure it out.
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He just needs to pay a
little bit more attention
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to what he's doing.
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- Maybe he can make up for it
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with excellent slip
organisation?
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- Maybe?
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- Ah, yes, yeah.
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- Jess.
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- Ah sorry!
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- When you defrosted these,
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you did separate out the halal,
vegan, and kosher sausages
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and clearly label them?
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- I did not, my friend.
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- Colleague.
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- We'll get there.
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- You would've noticed on the
slips
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that we offer a range of options
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to important members of our
community.
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If we don't know which sausage
is which,
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by school law we can't sell them
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and children will go hungry.
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- Is there anything I can do?
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- Not unless you could turn back
time.
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- Well I'm not Cher. [Jess
laughs]
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- Then you can sit quietly and
think about what you've done.
261
00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,320
I'll have to order more.
262
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,480
The children shouldn't miss out
263
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,360
because a mum didn't
put her thinking cap on.
264
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,920
Hine, I need you to order more
265
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,600
of the most expensive sausages
266
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:38,480
to be delivered within
the hour for extra cost.
267
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,240
- Also, I think we need
some more gluten-free bread
268
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,920
'cause I think this stuff's gone
stale.
269
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,480
- That's what gluten-free
bread always feels like.
270
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,120
[gentle music]
271
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,400
- The sausage sizzle is
less than an hour away.
272
00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,880
Please remember to line up
politely.
273
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,920
Anyone caught pushing in
will be on litter duty
274
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,800
for the rest of the term with
Miss Love.
275
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,440
[gentle music]
276
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,240
- [Merchant] We can deliver in
35 minutes.
277
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,280
- They can deliver in 35
minutes.
278
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,560
- That's cutting it very fine.
279
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,720
Ask if they know who I am.
280
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:22,880
- Do you know who she is?
281
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,320
- [Merchant] No not at all.
282
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,480
- This is starting to
feel quite stressful.
283
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,760
- Ah, is that because it's your
fault
284
00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,200
a lot of children will
have no lunch today?
285
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,080
- I never thought about it like
that.
286
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,200
- Where are the slips?
287
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,920
- Well, I know how you love
organisation
288
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,760
so I put all the permission
slips into a green box.
289
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,680
A green box.
290
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:41,640
Green box.
291
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,760
- You put them in the green
recycling bin
292
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,960
that Braxton Hicks just took?
293
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000
- You guys are so
efficient with recycling.
294
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,480
- You need to pay better
attention.
295
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,320
Those slips tell us which
sausage parents have ordered
296
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,760
and whether they've paid.
297
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,480
They're probably with
the caretaker by now.
298
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,320
Off you go.
299
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,280
- Oh no, no.
300
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,440
I don't wanna bother him.
301
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,920
He's probably got heaps of care
to take
302
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,520
and kids'll be honest.
303
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,320
They'll remember what they
ordered?
304
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:11,160
Hey, kid, did you order a
sausage today?
305
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,400
- Yes?
306
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,360
- Yeah, you remember
what sausage you ordered?
307
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,400
- A meat one.
308
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,640
- Ah, see, there you go.
309
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,400
No trip to the caretaker needed.
310
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,560
- Did your mum order you a
vegetarian one?
311
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,200
- Yes.
312
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,040
- Vegan?
313
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:22,840
- Yes.
314
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:23,680
- Halal?
315
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,840
- [Boy] Yes.
316
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:25,880
- [Heather] Capricorn?
317
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,000
- Yes.
318
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,040
- Pythagoras?
319
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:28,880
- [Boy] Yes.
320
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,360
- Palmerston North?
321
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,240
- Yes.
322
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,960
- Yeah, maybe I'll just
go to the recycling.
323
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,040
- Do what you think is best.
324
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,720
[upbeat music]
325
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,800
- Hey, hey I was just.
326
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:47,640
- Argh.
327
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:52,680
- Freddy, I accidentally put
something into the recycling
328
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:53,800
and I need it back
329
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,960
so that kids don't
ingest unapproved meats.
330
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,360
- Was it paper?
- Yes.
331
00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,400
- Yeah, that's fine.
332
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,520
- Well it's just that if I don't
get it,
333
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,720
then scary lady won't be my
friend.
334
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,640
- Why do you want a scary
lady to be your friend?
335
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:07,080
- Single mum in a new
town, take what I can get.
336
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,400
- She's gonna hate your guts
337
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,800
'cause the recycle truck
came two minutes ago.
338
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,280
- You guys are so efficient
with your recycling.
339
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,000
[upbeat music]
340
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,720
- If you don't have the slips,
341
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,760
I can't let you give them out
randomly.
342
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,440
At Kate Sheppard, we follow the
rules
343
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,840
because the rules are cool.
344
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,320
- But the kids haven't brought
lunch?
345
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:29,920
They'll go hungry.
346
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,920
- Maybe we can just
give them away for free?
347
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,760
- I don't think you know
how fundraising works.
348
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,640
I told you that I didn't need
this one.
349
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,360
[girls arguing]
350
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,400
- And flat tyre, shh.
351
00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,520
- [Both] Shh.
352
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,480
- I'm sorry ladies.
353
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,080
We can't risk giving the
wrong food to the wrong kid.
354
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,840
I'll make an announcement
at lunchtime notices.
355
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,320
The sausage sizzle is cancelled.
356
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,040
[gentle music]
357
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,600
- I'm so sorry.
358
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,280
This is all my fault.
359
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,640
I actually just wanted to
impress you,
360
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,240
but I may have lacked
a little bit of focus.
361
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,760
- I don't know why you bothered.
362
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:28,720
That B minus child artist
was right, I am a mean mum.
363
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,240
Mean as in average.
364
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,600
- Hey, woah, you are
anything but average, okay?
365
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,880
You volunteer for a job
most parents actively avoid,
366
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,760
you work your butt off for free,
367
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,640
and you have dealt with me the
whole day
368
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,760
and haven't even exploded.
369
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,800
That's someone I'd like
to be friends with.
370
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,920
- Plus last week I
revolutionised
the road patrol roster.
371
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,800
- Yes, you did.
372
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,040
- It might surprise you to know
373
00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:01,880
that I don't actually have a
lot of friends at this school.
374
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,600
- That does surprise me.
375
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,440
[gentle music]
376
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,040
- Did you fix it?
377
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:17,920
- Yes.
378
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,600
- Oh my gosh.
379
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,840
Did you learn that
380
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,480
just by watching a YouTube
instructional video?
381
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,640
- Yes.
382
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,800
- You're amazing.
383
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,160
- Yes.
384
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,240
- Ah, do I look 26?
385
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,080
- Yes.
386
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,920
- Do I look like I do yoga?
387
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,160
- Yes.
- Pilat's.
388
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,240
- Yes.
- Te's?
389
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,080
- Yes.
390
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,360
- Do I look like I do marathons?
391
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,120
Think about that one just for
two seconds.
392
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,200
And?
393
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,880
- Yes.
- Oh my gosh, I love you.
394
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,360
- The vegan sausies've arrived.
395
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,360
Should I start prepping?
396
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,800
- No.
397
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,200
There's nothing we can do
without the permission slips.
398
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,280
- Incorrect.
399
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,280
I make mistakes on a
semi-regular basis
400
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,240
and there's always something you
can do.
401
00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,600
Like one time I got Ryan stuck
402
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,000
in a toddler swing at the park
403
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,240
but with a little optimism
404
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,280
and a sharp house key I got him
out.
405
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,080
I reckon we can do this.
406
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,320
- We have got three whole
minutes
407
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,280
before we're out of time.
408
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,880
- Okay, we just need to focus
409
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,760
and don't get distracted by
kids.
410
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,800
Hey kid, the recycling's
already gone out for the day.
411
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,760
- Oh, that's not
recycling, that's compost.
412
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,720
They're both in green bins
'cause you know, Papatuanuku,
413
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:22,600
the earth?
414
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,960
- So I might have put the
slips in a green compost bin?
415
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,840
- Then they might still be here?
416
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:29,960
- [Jess] Ah.
417
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,960
- Then we could salvage our
reputations
418
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,200
as the world's greatest
fundraisers.
419
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,040
- And feed the hungry children.
420
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,120
- Yes, that too.
421
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,000
- Jess?
422
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,600
[upbeat music]
423
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,280
- What do you want?
424
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,760
- I think I put something in
the compost, not the recycling.
425
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,000
- As long as it's not
treated timber or dairy,
426
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,760
I'm fine with it.
- Can I just take a look?
427
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,160
- Ah, can't really let you have
a look.
428
00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,160
Mainly 'cause I don't really
want to and also cause of OSH.
429
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,720
- Hi, Freddy is it?
430
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,520
- Who's this?
431
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,360
- That's my friend.
432
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,000
Oh, she's crazy.
433
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,800
- We need you to move aside
so we can get our slips
434
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,480
and continue our sausage fest.
435
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,480
- You don't know the first thing
436
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,600
about the caretaker business, do
you?
437
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,520
- You're right.
438
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,040
What would a mum know about
taking care?
439
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,080
It's pretty much a complete
fluke that my daughter
440
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,320
is the above national
average child she is today.
441
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,480
Do you know that it's actually
impossible to run a household
442
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,680
and a part time cup cakery
443
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,880
and still keep four and
half guinea pigs alive.
444
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,840
And who knows how the
cleaning fairy gets it done?
445
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,600
Unless she's a cleaning fairy
who looks a lot like me!
446
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,160
- You're complicated.
447
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,120
I really like that.
448
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,280
Yeah, you can have a look.
449
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,200
- And we'll give you a free
sausage.
450
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,360
- Yeah, have you got vegan ones?
451
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,200
- Yeah.
452
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,280
- We do actually.
453
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,160
- Oh, mean.
454
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,720
- Mean, mean.
455
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,920
Mean as in cool.
456
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,280
- We got them!
457
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,760
With possibly a staph infection.
458
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,400
- One, two, three ears on me.
459
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,000
- He's gonna cancel the sizzle!
460
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,360
- Not if I can help it.
461
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:16,520
- Unfortunately, today's
fundraising sausage sizzle.
462
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,160
[upbeat music]
463
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,920
♪ Get out quick
464
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,560
♪ When my momma go, I go
465
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:35,040
♪ When my momma go, I go
466
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,760
- Should be good.
467
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,600
- Okay.
468
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,480
♪ When my momma go, I go
469
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,800
♪ When my momma go, I go
470
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:47,880
♪ Stick around here, no, no, no
♪
471
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,800
- I know what, I'm gonna
hold, and then you talk.
472
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:51,680
- Okay.
473
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,080
Unfortunately, today's
fundraising sausage sizzle is--
474
00:19:56,120 --> 00:20:01,120
- Is going to be the
best sausage fest ever!
475
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,240
♪ Lucky me
476
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:10,280
♪ Got my happy ever after
477
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:16,320
♪ All I need is my happy ever
after ♪
478
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:22,080
♪ Happy ever, happy ever after
479
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,960
♪ It's so obvious
480
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,480
♪ There's a reason for this
481
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,920
♪ No regrets
482
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,600
- Hey, what do you need?
483
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,920
- Can you buy a sausage for my
friend?
484
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,760
- You made a friend?
485
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:44,560
Yes, I knew my relaxed parenting
strategy would pay off.
486
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,920
- What kind of sausage
would you like, new friend.
487
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,200
A meat one?
488
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,640
- Yes.
489
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,960
- Yeah or would your mum prefer
you had a vegetarian one?
490
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:52,840
- Yes.
491
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,920
- Okay, I'm just gonna get you a
vegan one
492
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,600
with some delicious gluten-free
bread
493
00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,040
just to keep those dietary
restrictions covered.
494
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:06,200
♪ All I need is my happy ever
after ♪
495
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,360
♪ Happy ever, happy ever after
496
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,080
♪ Lucky me
497
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,680
♪ Got my happy
498
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,680
- I'm so full of sausies.
499
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,680
- You had a lot actually.
500
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,920
- Oh, I just about forgot,
501
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,240
I offered to pay for a couple of
kids
502
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,160
who I found out are struggling
this week.
503
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,120
- Yes, me too.
504
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,280
- Oh yes, me three.
505
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,240
- So, that makes our total?
506
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,680
- $463 and a packet of raisins.
507
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,560
- That's double what we made
last year.
508
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,800
- I just need to take
off the extra sausages
509
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,040
and the one hour delivery fee
510
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:46,080
and the subsequent speeding
ticket
511
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:49,240
and the school wants us
to pay for the gas bottle,
512
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,080
sauce, and gloves.
513
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,880
$243.50.
514
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,080
- And a packet of raisins.
515
00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,200
- And a packet of raisins.
516
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,720
- What's our funding goal again?
517
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,160
- 150,000.
518
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,000
- Does seems like a lot.
519
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:05,840
- It is.
520
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,600
- But, we do have a whole year.
521
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:12,920
- Bring it on.
522
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,600
[upbeat music]
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