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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[EERIE SOUNDS]
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[SNAKE HISSING]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[FAINT EERIE WHISPERS]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[phone chiming, dinging]
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What the fuck?
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Can I get, like...
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Can I get, like, 30 or 4--
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All right, I need, like,
30 or 40 minutes to eat lunch.
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What the fuck?
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♪ Who let the dogs out?♪
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♪ Who, who, who, who?♪
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♪ Who let the dogs out?♪
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♪ Who, who, who, who?♪
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♪ Who let...♪
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♪ Cha and you know that boy♪
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-♪ I'm single♪
-♪ Hey♪
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-♪ Let's mingle♪
-♪ Ho♪
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♪ I'm the best guy left,
it's official♪
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-♪ Yeah♪
-♪ Get back, just...♪
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-Run that back.
-[music stops] -Are you, like,
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retired from rap or something
and nobody told me?
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Or, like...
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I'm sorry. I'm on this
new online dating platform,
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and man, is it an oasis.
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Every single person on here
is either
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an incredibly hot girl or an
incredibly successful man so...
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Nigga, if I had your status,
bro, I'd be taxing
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everybody and their mama
to kick it.
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-What?
-Bro, he famous, bro.
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That's the whole point
of being famous.
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Time costs money.
His presence is a present.
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Bro, you better make these hos
pay homage, bruh.
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[Elz laughs]
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Pay homage? Omage. Homage?
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I want you to see what
I'm working with here.
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I have a date tonight
with Sadie.
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And I got a feeling
I'm gonna explode.
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GATA:
You ain't getting sucked.
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"Live, love, laugh," bro?
That's her bio.
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DAVE:
Well, what would your bio be?
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"I bring girls over and I watch
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"Surviving R. Kellywith them
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because I don't know
the content of it."
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-Oh. Oh.
-"And then I try to kiss them
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-"during the commercial breaks,
-Oh. Relax.
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-like a fucking creep"?
-Enough.
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Wasn't that a horrible decision
on your end?
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On ourend. It was ourend,
because me and her both
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made the decision
to watch that shit.
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Gata, do you want to
get on this app?
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'Cause I can get you on.
Friend pass.
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Nah, nah, nah, I'm cool.
I'm on Jdate right now
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looking for my wife
with a 401[k] plan
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-that'll let me be her man.
-DAVE: Are you actually on Jdate?
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Yeah. I'm on here swiping
right now. This is great, bro.
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-I guess that's so smart.
-GATA: Opposites attract. -[phone chimes]
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-Ho!
-GATA: What?
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Big-time, big-time, big-time.
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Is that a direct deposit
or what?
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Wow, this is real.
This is actually--
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this is reality.
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This is insane.
Look at who
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I just matched with.
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Who the fuck is that?
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Look at who I just matched with.
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Bro, you know who Doja Cat is.
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GATA:
Oh, that's the chick with all that ass, bro.
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-Yeah, it is.
-That's a whole--
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That's another level
of thickness, bro.
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Advanced thickness, bro.
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Niggas gonna be trying
to assassinate you, bro.
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-[phone vibrating]
-DAVE: I've never dated a famous woman before.
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-ELZ: Hold on.
-Man, just treat her like a pedestrian, bro.
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-ELZ: Hello?
-I'm getting a Perrier. We're gonna
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put our heads together
when I'm back. Textually.
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MANAGER: I know you be on
all that weirdo art shit.
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Who you know could
pull up right now, man?
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I need somebody to give me
all of that weird shit
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-for this video.
-Whose video?
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-Um... Nothing, man. Damn.
-Whose video?
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Let me think. Give me a second.
Okay, relax.
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-Rae Sremmurd.
-Me. Tell him me.
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-Me! I can do it!
-Uh... -Who's that?
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-Lil Dicky.
-You know, uh,
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you know that white rapper
Lil Dicky?
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-He's kind of... corny.
-Skyrocketing. Coming up.
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-He's growing right now.
He's bubbling. -Bubbling!
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Bad haircut.
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Everything's going up for him.
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Corny white boy?
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-Exactly.
-Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, he's perfect.
Tell him to pull up ASAP.
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-Okay, I'll connect you guys.
You can get him out of my hair. -All right.
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-All right.
-Thanks.
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-Why you hit me?
-This is incredible.
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W-What is it, like, a cameo?
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I don't know. The nigga said
he needed some weird stuff,
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and you were the one who said
"yeah" to weird stuff.
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So I'm going to my first
rap video shoot right now?
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Is your day just that fucking
clear that you can just be like,
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drop everything?
You have nothing to fucking do?
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I definitely have nothing
better to do,
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but there's also nothing
on my schedule. Either way,
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you judge me while I'm gonna
go back here
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and text this pop star
real quick.
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You keep doing you--
chilling, right?
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You're hanging out, chilling,
and I like the sweatshirt,
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'cause you're laid-back.
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I've got a whole lot
of other things going on
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socially, professionally,
borderline sexually, but...
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Wait, wait, before
you even finish,
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I'm gonna walk away.
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Okay.
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-This is incredible.
-Ooh, man, that was a good little workout, man.
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-You got some good news I see.
-I'm very excited.
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Man, you know I gotta keep
my Bruce Lee body in shape, bro.
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We-we on another level, bro.
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♪
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I know, just put it right down
where you're standing
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and I got it from here.
I appreciate it.
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-MAN: You sure?
-Yep. It's a fame thing.
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No worries, man.
Appreciate it.
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[engine starts outside]
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♪
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[laughs]
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-I'm so happy you guys are here.
-Oh, honey, I miss hugging you.
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-You still smell like
an old Bible, Mom. -[laughter]
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Lord's ear to my witness you do.
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Yeah, it's the rental car.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah. Oh, my God.
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-Lot of errands today, huh?
-That house is so gorgeous.
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DON:
I wanted to jump in the pool.
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-I just wanted to forget
about everything. -It's beaut--
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-And this weather.
Don, this weather! -Take a swim.
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-[cat yowling]
-Please!
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You hungos?
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I'll feed you,
just give me a sec.
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-He was anime.
-Anime?
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-He had the ping-pong balls...
-He was not anime.
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He was a short New Zealander
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-who got, who got lucky.
-He's, he had...
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[cat purrs]
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-Fuck you say?
-[meows]
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CAROL: Well, it's Game of
Thronesor Lord of the Rings,
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but at the time, you said
he looked like the guy
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from The Shape of the Water.
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-No, I never said that.
-Yes, you did.
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Because he had those three
little tattoos by his ears,
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and you thought he had gills.
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DON:
But I'm telling you I will not be eating there.
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You think the Ikea recipe says
onions, carrots,
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celery and horse?
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DON: I'm not saying that
it's part of their recipe,
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-but I think there's clearly
a lack of oversight. And... -Hey, Siri,
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are Ikea meatballs
made of horse?
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We're not going to Ikea.
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-Why?
-I'm not doing that today. -Good.
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SIRI:
Okay, I found this on the Web
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for what is: are Ikea meatballs
made of horse? Check it out.
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[cat meows]
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Alex, out.
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Humans only.
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Out, out!
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DON:
I think I need a little more time to adjust.
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CAROL:
We've been here three weeks. You can't--
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David, how long were you
jet-lagged
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-when you first got here?
-Never.
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-Never?
-Three-hour time difference.
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-I'm unaffected
by that type of thing. -I don't know.
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Jet lag can last months,
I think.
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CAROL:
No, you can't be jet-lagged for that-- Are you feeling...
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♪ Before you-hoo, you-hoo♪
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♪ Who are you now?♪
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-All right, I think...
-Well, I think we need a lot of--
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-I'd like an air fryer.
-[laughs] Okay.
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We're only here for six months.
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-DON: Well, still.
-[laughs]
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CAROL: All right, I think
that's probably a good idea.
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-David.
-Sor-- Sorry.
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My stylist bought it
for me,
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and he said we should
turn it into a merkin.
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If you don't know what that is,
that's-that's fake pussy hair
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on top of your pussy hair.
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I remember just feeling
like this.
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Just feeling like this.
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Do you see this comment section?
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What is wrong with my eyebrows?
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I'm-I'm about to look
this dude up. Who's this?
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Just from your avi alone,
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I can tell that you have
bad sex often.
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Listen, Mr. Rogers,
I love your show.
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But something about
you being on my live...
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Okay, guys, so as you can see,
I probably got to go sh--
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uh, shave and wax--
"shax" my...
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I have to shax my merkin.
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Bye.
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♪ Anyone.♪
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[sighs]
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Look, I don't think you can get
Chinese food out here
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the way it is back east.
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-I thought this was really good.
-No, it was good.
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-It was good.
-I thought it was good.
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-Wasn't East Coast. David.
-Did you...
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-What do you-- David?
-Huh?
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You know, we come out here
for the winter
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to be with you, and it's...
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it's like you're not even here
with us.
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I've just been talking
to a woman all day,
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and my heart's kind of racing--
it's exciting.
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And she may
or may not be famous.
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-Ooh.
-Yeah.
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-Who is it?
-Her name is...
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Amala. Or "Ah-mah-la."
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The junkets would
refer to her as Doja Cat.
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Is she... is she Jewish?
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Wikipedia actually does say
that she's half-Jewish.
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-Oh!
-Yeah. -Oh, what's the other half?
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[whispers]:
Black.
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[Carol laughs]
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Well, that's wonderful, David.
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-[snorts]
-What?
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Who cares what ethnicity she is?
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Well, you asked
if she was Jewish.
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That's different.
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-Check her out.
-CAROL: Wow.
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-Yeah.
-She has...
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great breasts.
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Oh, very impressive woman.
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-Here. Let me...
-All right, Dad. You got Carol right there.
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-I know...
-I just got to send this one thing to her,
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and then I'll get right back
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-to whatever's going on
over here. -CAROL: Honey...
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If you think it's
gonna make you happy--
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dating women in the industry--
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let me tell you, you've got
another thing coming.
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Another thinkcoming.
240
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,462
-What?
-I got to get off this app.
241
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,203
Another think.
242
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,291
-What are you talking about?
-You said "another thing."
243
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:24,858
It's another-- The expression,
244
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,033
-"another think coming."
-We're moving off the app.
245
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:26,903
-CAROL: Think?
-DON: Yeah.
246
00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,775
♪
247
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,614
[camera clicks]
248
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,751
-I apologize.
-Oh, so you're just gonna up and leave us here
249
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,319
and have Mike help us
for the rest of the afternoon?
250
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,625
-Yeah.
-And why isn't he going to your video shoot?
251
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:54,888
It's not my video shoot.
252
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,106
It's-- They're other artists
253
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,021
who need my help
for their video.
254
00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,762
-It's-- But, yeah.
-Well, and while we're talking about it,
255
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,590
I would love to show my friends
yourvideos,
256
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:04,680
but when I listen to
your lyrics, I feel shame.
257
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,987
-Thanks, Mom.
I-I appreciate that. -Well, I just...
258
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,858
-There's nice...
-I have to get a Lyft right here, so...
259
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,817
David, there is a nicer way
to say things.
260
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:13,602
Everything doesn't have to be
so crass and vulgar.
261
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,735
"Fuck a bitch on a stick" this,
262
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,171
and "somebody suck me" that.
263
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,477
Its degrading and misogynistic,
264
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:22,219
-and, David, you are
so much better than that. -I hear you.
265
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,743
I-I think you just don't
266
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:24,787
kind of understand rap music
to an extent--
267
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:25,962
it's the nature of the beast--
268
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,268
but I will take your feelings
269
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:28,356
into account moving forward.
270
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,966
I understand.
271
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,141
No more misogyny.
272
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,708
-I love you.
-I love you, too.
273
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,970
Hey, what exactly is "neck"?
274
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,711
"Getting neck"?
275
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,321
'Cause I've heard you say that,
276
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,888
but I don't understand
what it means.
277
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,455
We're gonna pick this up
at a later juncture.
278
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,239
Mike's gonna text you
and meet up with you.
279
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,806
-Okay.
-Take care of all the errands. I love you both.
280
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,852
-Drive safe. See you soon.
-CAROL: Same here.
281
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,027
-Love you. Love you.
-Love you both. Drive safe. See you soon.
282
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,071
-[chuckles]: You...
-Yeah.
283
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,333
What isgetting neck?
284
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,074
DON:
I think it's getting head,
285
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,684
but in a modern kind of way.
286
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:55,078
-Like, with your neck?
-No, like...
287
00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:00,823
Exactly.
288
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,303
My sister's
six months pregnant now,
289
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,653
and it's like boom--
trajectory on pause
290
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:05,828
-for what, a year?
-[phone chimes]
291
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,482
While her body is just mutating
292
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:08,875
because of the-- [gasps]
293
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,354
Oh, my God.
294
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:12,182
He texted me.
295
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,622
-What do I say?
-Uh...
296
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,276
Does this mean
that it's not happening?
297
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,712
He's a rapper.
298
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,323
Every day is probably like this
for him.
299
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,412
Just be super chill.
300
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,196
Don't be thirsty.
301
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,807
-Okay.
-Yeah.
302
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,724
Mm-hmm.
303
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,378
-[phone chimes]
-How's it going, man?
304
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,206
-It's going.
-[seat belt clicks]
305
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,123
[takes deep breath]
306
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:53,310
♪ Known it,
why don't you say so?♪
307
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,356
♪ Didn't even notice♪
308
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,445
♪ No punches left to roll with♪
309
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,447
-♪ You got to keep me focused♪
-Two, three, four.
310
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:02,189
-♪ You want it, say so♪
-Five, six, seven, yep.
311
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,234
-Good. Okay, ladies.
-[music stops]
312
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,106
Good job. Um...
313
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,021
Why don't we all take five
and get some water.
314
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,110
Thank you.
315
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,813
[indistinct chatter]
316
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,298
[camera clicks]
317
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,777
-[phone chimes]
-She called me a clown.
318
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:26,909
I said, "If I'm a clown,
what does that make you?
319
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,868
"Some sort of clown supervisor?
320
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,739
Some part-time clown lover?"
321
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,175
-Like, I've got a voice.
-[camera clicks]
322
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,524
I'm gonna speak up.
I'm gonna say something.
323
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:34,830
I'll clap right back at you.
324
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,266
-You know?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
325
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,138
-You'll figure that out.
-I-- I'll figure it out,
326
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,966
but, you know, she wants to eat
the clown's food, you know.
327
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:40,923
-I hear you.
-She wants to make the clown feel good.
328
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,316
But, uh, she wants...
329
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,883
-Okay, what does that make you?
-[gasps]
330
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,145
-Get a real job.
-DAVE: No.
331
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,189
-Clown hand.
-No.
332
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,277
Everything all right back there?
333
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,626
I get hot in the car, brother.
334
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:50,193
Like, I sweat like hog meat.
335
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,195
Don't go through,
don't go through. Ah, f...
336
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,023
Three, four, five,
337
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,025
six, sev-- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
338
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,940
Thank you, ladies.
339
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,420
That was the best one yet.
340
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,509
Let's call it a day.
341
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,401
♪ Yeah, yeah♪
342
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,099
[sighs]
343
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,536
[whispering]: Yes.
344
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:29,841
You're a fucking genius.
345
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,104
[mutters]
346
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,977
I know he'll be fine--
I just worry about him.
347
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,849
She was really so great for him.
348
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,851
MIKE:
Yeah, you know, exes are hard.
349
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,463
I mean, my last relationship was
two years ago, and...
350
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,552
it's still on my mind, I guess.
351
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,597
CAROL:
Oh, honey. Didn't she get married?
352
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,208
MIKE:
She did, yeah.
353
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:51,907
She married a guy named
Christian Guy.
354
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,648
[laughs]:
No, she didn't.
355
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,693
Did she really? Is he Christian?
356
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,566
He's Presbyterian,
so yeah, yeah.
357
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,742
I'm so glad David has
someone he can trust
358
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,744
looking after him these days.
359
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,921
Must be nice, two best friends
working together like this.
360
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,619
Mm. It's a privilege
and an honor.
361
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:11,013
How long has Don been
in that dressing room?
362
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:14,016
Uh, a... couple minutes,
I think.
363
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,627
Could you check on him, please?
364
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,629
You, um...? Yeah. Yeah.
365
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,631
-Please.
-Yes.
366
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,329
Don?
367
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,724
Oh, man.
368
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,161
-What happened?
-Don.
369
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,119
-What?
-[chuckles]: Um...
370
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,034
I think you might have...
371
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,210
Did you pee yourself, Don?
372
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,907
Uh, yes. I did.
373
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,909
I-I'm... Yeah, I-I did.
374
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:40,042
-Okay.
-You know, I've been jet-lagged and...
375
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,479
Have you heard of Doja Cat?
376
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,916
Did you jizz your pants?
377
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,918
No, I peed, I peed, I peed.
No, I peed.
378
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,398
Uh, okay...
379
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:51,010
-I know it. I peed.
-Okay, well, tidy up.
380
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,707
-I'll remember this...
-Don't tell Carol.
381
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,100
Okay, Don.
382
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,015
[chuckles quietly]
383
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,843
We're gonna take the pants.
384
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,932
They're good.
385
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,807
I do feel marginally bad
about it, I guess,
386
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,635
but I feel as though if
I'm coming to these rap shoots,
387
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,202
I need to be, like, I guess with
you and not necessarily Mike.
388
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,421
Never, ever feel bad
about being the boss, bro.
389
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,597
I do have no idea where to go.
390
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:16,731
Yeah, me, either.
This place is dope, bro.
391
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:17,819
Lil Dicky?
392
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,429
-Yeah?
-Lil Dicky, hi.
393
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,040
-Hi.
-Hi. Uh, thanks so much for coming.
394
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,389
Who's this?
395
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,217
-This is my friend, Gata.
-I'm his manager.
396
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,132
Oh. Okay, great.
Here's his paperwork.
397
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,916
-I'll be right back.
-Hey, where do we go?
398
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,613
-Hey...
-You're a manager?
399
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,746
I'm a ganderer. Hey, you got
any diet restrictions?
400
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,791
I know you like chicken,
and I know you don't like
401
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,097
fruits and vegetables,
402
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,186
but what you want me
to write down?
403
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:42,626
So, we are about to shoot for,
uh, a magazine,
404
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:46,065
and I can't specify what it is,
but I'm extremely excited.
405
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,415
And, um...
406
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:51,679
I hope you enjoy
all the pictures and whatnot.
407
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,942
We're working pretty hard
over here.
408
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,118
Uh...
409
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:58,251
Yeah. Stay tuned.
410
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,122
They've been obsessed
with vibrational aesthetics.
411
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,732
Really inspired
by Rothko lately.
412
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,082
-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
413
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,996
Okay.
414
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,130
Oh, shit.
415
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,610
-Yo!
-Oh, my God.
416
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,133
-What the fuck? Bro!
-Are you all right?
417
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,569
What's up? Yes!
418
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,223
-Hey. Dave. Nice to...
-How you doing?
419
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,269
-Good.
-This is exactly what the fuck we needed
420
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,358
-right now.
-Okay. I don't... Great.
421
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,620
-Let's go.
-Happy to be here.
422
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,317
Swae Lee.
What's up, man?
423
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,667
What's up, bro? Yeah,
he's perfect. Ay, J, pull up.
424
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,016
J Balvin...
425
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,583
Man, just like me on
my OnlyFans, bro.
426
00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:27,889
-Fuck.
-What up, my G? Yeah.
427
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:28,890
-Wow.
-You good?
428
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,457
What a trio this is.
429
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,719
-Thank you, I appreciate it.
-Triumvirate.
430
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,329
Bring the girls over, please.
431
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,723
-Yo.
-So, what is, uh, happenin', fellas?
432
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,117
-What's going on?
-[indistinct chatter]
433
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,815
SWAE:
Look backstage, like backstage.
434
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,338
-SLIM: So check this out.
-Okay.
435
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,253
We got these eight
beautiful women,
436
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,386
and they're all for you,
so you pick the ones,
437
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,039
and those are the ones
we're going with.
438
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,827
Going with for...?
439
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,394
SLIM:
For the video.
440
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:55,743
SWAE:
Like your preference.
441
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,180
-And just, what, select?
-Yes, sir.
442
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,095
-You got to choose up, man.
-Right.
443
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,707
SLIM:
Just go with, like, the fatty.
444
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:06,275
The physical
of the... the body type.
445
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,972
Come on, bro.
446
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:10,758
Um, hi, guys.
My name's Dave. I...
447
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,716
-No, we-we don't
have time for that. -Okay.
448
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,414
-What?
-You want me to manage the situation for you, bruh?
449
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:15,850
-I'm okay.
-You sure?
450
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,199
-I think...
-J: He's your manager?
451
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,635
You want us
to matchmake for you?
452
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,159
That would be great.
Why don't you...?
453
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,551
'Cause I don't...
You guys know the video
454
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:22,726
and the vision better than me.
455
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,119
And so why don't you guys
tell me,
456
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,165
and I'll just fit
right in where I get in.
457
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,775
-Get in where I fit in, as well.
-Okay.
458
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,777
-Por supuesto.
-Right. Oh, español.
459
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,213
-Sí.
-GATA: Hey...
460
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,475
[speaking Spanish]
461
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:33,911
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
462
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,609
This is getting really weird
very fast.
463
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,219
I don't know how to handle
that type of situation.
464
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,960
Me and you got
a different type of weird, bro.
465
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,570
-What...?
-That's J Balvin.
466
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,790
He got all the Spanish Latinas
on lock.
467
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,792
Spanish Latinas?
Isn't that the...?
468
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,360
What is... what is a Lat...?
What is Spanish?
469
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,622
Spanish from Spain, bro.
470
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,624
He got 'em
all over the world, bro.
471
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,278
What do you want me to do--
select them in front of them?
472
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,628
-It's, like, so disheartening.
-Just do your job.
473
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,456
Be a rapper.
474
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,458
-All right. I'll let them pick.
-Come on.
475
00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,894
And then I'll see
what the fuck happens.
476
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,025
Mm-hmm.
477
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:03,463
How has she not responded?
478
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:12,385
-[camera clicking]
-♪ But she ain't really love me♪
479
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,038
♪ Y'all better
leave me alone...♪
480
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,911
Ugh. Uh, all right,
we're gonna try this.
481
00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,521
♪ Baby on my hit list...♪
482
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,175
What is that?
483
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,568
It's just some pieces I pulled.
484
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,004
No. Hold on.
485
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,832
It's gonna be great.
Don't worry.
486
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,573
It's not that I'm worried.
It's just that nothing
487
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:28,488
that I okayed yesterday
is even on that.
488
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,185
Sweetheart, we do not have time.
489
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,275
Sweetheart...
you were three hours late.
490
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,798
What's going on?
491
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,365
This is... crazy.
492
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,411
Why is everybody
so unprofessional right now?
493
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,630
[sighs]
Look, come on, let's do...
494
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,066
We're gonna do it my way.
495
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,981
Everybody, let's go.
496
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,505
-Let's go. Let's go.
-[photographer mutters]
497
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,595
-Come on. I don't have time.
-This bitch.
498
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,597
Just real quick.
Did you want this
499
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,599
on your feed, or on your story?
500
00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:55,689
-Story's good. Yeah, thanks.
-Okay. Mm.
501
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,130
DIRECTOR:
So we want it to feel like an intervention.
502
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,132
You know, very serious,
like you have a real problem
503
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:06,177
you've been sweeping
under the rug for years.
504
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:08,441
And all this ass represents
your closest friends
505
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,312
and family,
and they want to help you,
506
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,314
but you feel betrayed
and cornered.
507
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:15,056
-All right.
-You know about primal therapy?
508
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:18,059
It's, like, a way to, like,
release childhood trauma
509
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,104
by screaming louder
than a bitch.
510
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:22,237
Yeah. You know, like...
511
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,891
[yelling]
512
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:25,719
Sremm! Sremm!
513
00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:29,549
Y'all screaming past that ass.
Like, you should let it out.
514
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:30,985
-Know what I'm saying?
-Like, you know?
515
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,726
DIRECTOR:
Yeah. So, basically,
516
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,249
you're gonna just scream
toward all that ass,
517
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,207
and all that ass is
gonna just absorb
518
00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:37,644
all that pent-up anger
and frustration
519
00:21:37,687 --> 00:21:39,820
that you've been repressing
for years.
520
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:42,562
Right. Makes sense.
521
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,694
Quick pitch, though,
before we move forward.
522
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:47,088
If this is really
about childhood trauma and pain,
523
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:49,917
which I dig-- I like that--
for me personally,
524
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,788
it would resonate a lot more
if we did,
525
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:54,400
perhaps, like, a dick joke.
526
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:59,100
A dick... dick joke.
What you mean by that?
527
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:01,929
A dick joke.
You know, when you...
528
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:05,149
Or, instead of me being
surrounded by females
529
00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:07,064
and their butts,
530
00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:09,371
what if we put a bunch
of dudes up there,
531
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:12,026
and we had my head in the middle
of, like, a bunch of male asses?
532
00:22:12,069 --> 00:22:13,723
Why?
533
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,638
'Cause it'd be really funny
if I did that, I think.
534
00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:17,379
How is that funny, though?
535
00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:20,382
Isn't that a little homophobic
to think that's funny?
536
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:21,775
Well, isn't this
a little misogynistic,
537
00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:23,603
to have women as ornaments?
538
00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:25,996
Ornaments? These are dancers,
these are queens.
539
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,737
Like, this is a Black art form.
540
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,173
-Yeah.
-It's way different.
541
00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:30,479
Don't you think
it's a little bit racist
542
00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:32,046
for you to come here
and tell us that?
543
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:34,353
-SWAE: Well, yeah, for real.
-I mean, I'm...
544
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,659
Here. VOSS, just like you like.
545
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:40,446
-[yelling]
-[music playing]
546
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,016
-Yo, bro.
-DAVE: Was that good?
547
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:47,409
Where the fuck are the horses?
548
00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:48,671
Like, we still waiting
on the horses.
549
00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:50,151
We had to get the last five in
550
00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,936
from Idaho on a 767,
so, just be patient.
551
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:55,025
What'd you just say?
552
00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:57,680
Oh, I was just... I was just
trying to explain.
553
00:22:57,724 --> 00:22:59,203
Man, take your corny ass
over there.
554
00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:00,770
-Yeah, bro, hey.
-But I'm your assistant.
555
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:02,163
Just slide out for now.
We making art right here.
556
00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:04,208
You're disrupting the process.
557
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:05,949
Just slide out.
Slide out for me.
558
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:10,519
Yo, PSA! Did Basquiat have
to tell motherfuckers 50 times?!
559
00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:11,999
-Why y'all making me
act like this?! -SWAE: Hell.
560
00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:13,870
Is my body acne on camera?
561
00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:16,090
This is the third
fucking revelation of Sremm!
562
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:18,309
We used to work at fucking
Olive Garden,
563
00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:20,007
-eating breadsticks...
-Bussing tables.
564
00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:21,312
-...and drinking fucking water!
-We came all the way up.
565
00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:22,226
This ain't no fucking game
to us!
566
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,576
There should be dancers.
567
00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:24,751
Y'all standing here,
looking around,
568
00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:26,448
-looking stupid.
-You're right.
569
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:27,797
Like we speaking Morse code,
got us waiting on horses.
570
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,495
The horses need
to be waiting on us.
571
00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:31,366
Dang. I am such a fan.
572
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,934
Oh, yeah.
Those guys are beyond geniuses.
573
00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:35,283
SLIM:
Let's go!
574
00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:37,067
SWAE:
Get it together Sremm-like.
575
00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:38,678
50 times platinum.
576
00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:40,027
TESSA:
I already got a few people in mind
577
00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:41,681
-I'd love for you to meet.
-Great.
578
00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:43,465
I think it works great
for both of us if we get you
579
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:45,162
in front of more of our artists.
580
00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:46,642
You know, we trust each other,
we got a good rapport.
581
00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:48,818
-Yeah. Thank you.
-I'm super down to help.
582
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,690
I think it's time for me
to branch out a little bit.
583
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:52,518
Me, too.
You're a cool dude.
584
00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:54,607
You know, just keep it
between us, though. Just...
585
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,347
-Definitely.
-Yeah.
586
00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:58,437
Cool.
587
00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:01,091
-[sighs]
-[music playing]
588
00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:02,832
[phone chimes]
589
00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:12,973
Yeah. No.
590
00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:14,714
Sunday.
591
00:24:14,757 --> 00:24:16,280
Thursday.
592
00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:18,282
Yeah. I have a date.
593
00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:20,241
Okay, I'll talk to you later.
594
00:24:20,284 --> 00:24:22,330
I love you. Bye.
595
00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:25,638
Oh...
596
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,252
[shower running]
597
00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:33,341
[crickets chirping]
598
00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:38,346
Where is my earring?
599
00:24:38,389 --> 00:24:40,435
There you are.
600
00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:49,923
[sighs] Okay.
601
00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,730
[phone chimes]
602
00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:14,660
[laughs]
603
00:26:14,703 --> 00:26:16,749
[phone chimes]
604
00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:23,407
Oh, uh, sir,
I'm gonna order, actually.
605
00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:26,976
-Indeed.
-Can I do the gumbo without the onions in it?
606
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:29,326
Ah, it's all premade
like that. I'm sorry.
607
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,415
It's all good.
I'll just do it anyways.
608
00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:33,113
All right.
Any entrées for you?
609
00:26:33,156 --> 00:26:35,202
I'm still deciding.
Just another minute, please.
610
00:26:35,245 --> 00:26:37,508
All right, take as much time
as you need.
611
00:26:40,729 --> 00:26:42,775
♪
612
00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:55,265
♪ You got me smiling
at my phone♪
613
00:26:55,309 --> 00:26:57,093
♪ Ooh♪
614
00:26:57,137 --> 00:27:01,010
♪ You got me smiling
at my phone♪
615
00:27:02,969 --> 00:27:06,668
♪ You got me
smiling at my phone♪
616
00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,627
♪ Mm♪
617
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:12,935
♪ I think you got me smiling
at my phone♪
618
00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:18,462
-♪ You got me♪
-♪ Smiling at my phone♪
619
00:27:18,506 --> 00:27:20,943
-♪ My phone♪
-♪ You got me♪
620
00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:24,164
-♪ I think you got me♪
-♪ Yeah, smiling at my phone♪
621
00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:26,427
-♪ Ooh♪
-♪ I think you got me♪
622
00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:30,083
♪ You got me
smiling at my phone♪
623
00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:32,694
-♪ I think you got me♪
-♪ You got me♪
624
00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:35,828
♪ You got me
smiling at my phone♪
625
00:27:35,871 --> 00:27:38,569
-♪ I think you got me♪
-♪ You got me♪
626
00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:41,050
♪ You got me
smiling at my phone♪
627
00:27:41,094 --> 00:27:42,791
♪ Whoa, waking up
with the work♪
628
00:27:42,835 --> 00:27:44,488
-♪ With the♪
-♪ Work, work♪
629
00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:46,186
♪ Your ... put me on
like a shirt♪
630
00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:47,840
-♪ Like a shirt♪
-♪ Like a shirt♪
631
00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:49,885
♪ I might have to hit you
with the smirk♪
632
00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:51,887
-♪ With the smirk♪
-♪ My eyes roll up...♪
633
00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:01,201
Making an album
has been, like, psychological chaos.
634
00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:02,376
[HIP-HOP INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
635
00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:03,638
It's got to be so smart...
636
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:05,335
[BEATBOXING]
637
00:28:05,379 --> 00:28:06,685
...so poignant...
638
00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:08,121
[BOTH LAUGHING][WHOOPING]
639
00:28:10,297 --> 00:28:11,341
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
640
00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:12,429
[MAN WHOOPING]
641
00:28:12,473 --> 00:28:13,517
...reinventive.
642
00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:14,562
[ALL CHEERING]
643
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:17,783
I'm gonna be okay, right?
644
00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:20,263
Yeah.Yes.
645
00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:21,569
He'll be fine.Oh, yeah.
646
00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:22,701
♪ Hi, I'm Dave
647
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:23,789
[SCREAMING]
648
00:28:23,832 --> 00:28:25,094
♪ Hi, I'm Dave
649
00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:26,269
♪ Hi, I'm Dave
650
00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:31,492
DAVE: I usually like to start
with like a meditation.
651
00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:32,667
If you're open to that.
652
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:33,799
So opened up.
653
00:28:35,235 --> 00:28:36,758
Do you think what
I've done is wrong?
654
00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:37,890
Yes!
655
00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:38,978
Okay. And scene.
656
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,240
DAVE: I got too in character.
657
00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:41,850
How are you feeling?
658
00:28:41,894 --> 00:28:43,112
I don't mean okay.
659
00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:44,984
Um...I mean three.
660
00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:46,550
Three.Three.
661
00:28:46,594 --> 00:28:47,943
I'm getting goosebumps
right now.
662
00:28:47,987 --> 00:28:50,293
I love you, Dave.
Can you love yourself?
663
00:28:50,337 --> 00:28:51,425
I'm gonna try.
664
00:28:51,468 --> 00:28:53,732
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665
00:28:53,782 --> 00:28:58,332
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