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Previously on Californication:
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I have a wonderful idea.
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I give you one of daddy's long,
slow tongue baths.
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Hey, I want you to meet Gabriel.
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You were getting sucked off
by your sponsor.
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The penis is not only
a disgusting appendage...
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it is also a deadly weapon.
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What the fuck do you think
you're doing?
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He was my best friend,
a childhood mate.
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I'm sorry I was such a bitch.
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God, I'm so sorry
I fucked your husband.
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Do you know that fucker?
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This fucker is supposed
to be in rehab right now.
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- Did you sign Robbie Mac?
- Yeah, I wasn't sure if it was gonna stick.
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Well, it stuck all right.
It's on Deadline.
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He's no 'mo.
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No, he's pretending.
He wanted to sign the Mac Attack.
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There's a party in your mouth tonight,
and I'm coming.
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I can't!
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I'm not exactly sure how I feel about you
in general. You know, you did fire me.
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- Should we assume the deal is off?
- Fuck you.
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I'm going off to write something.
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- You'll write something?
- I don't know what it is.
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- Really? Interesting.
- Prepare to be John Woo'd.
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Hey, woman. Where you going?
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I have a meeting.
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You want to grab some coffee?
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- Well, I have a meeting.
- Well, can't you be late?
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- I have a meeting.
- I don't understand.
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Okay, so some people,
they have to work for a living.
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- When I works, I works hard.
- Well, get to it, then.
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Well, I need a muse, you know.
Where you going?
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I can drive you,
and we can talk on the way.
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Atticus Fetch's house.
I think you've been there.
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- I have. It's all a bit blurry, though.
- I can imagine.
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Hey, Why'd you blow him off?
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Because I didn't want to write a fucking
Broadway musical, Karen.
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The guy seems like a nutter,
and I think he might threaten my sobriety.
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Says the guy with whiskey on his breath.
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That was a creative lubricant,
and it's not working so well.
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No, so don't do... I got to go.
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So you're refusing to be my muse?
Oh, sweetie.
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I'm gonna remember this when you
need something from me, all right?
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- When I need something from you? Yeah.
- Should that day arrive.
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I don't like you working.
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You're kind of curt and brusque and,
you know, you're always on the go.
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Ken. Jesus.
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I didn't even see you there.
You scared the shit out of me.
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Sorry, Charlie. Didn't want to scare you,
never want to scare you.
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I appreciate that.
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- What's going on this morning?
- Not too much.
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Just another day of living the dream.
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- How was the party last night?
- Well...
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Guys in black leather...
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smell of moist ass hair,
what's not to like?
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Ken, I think I feel your penis
in the small of my back.
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Think of it as a loaded gun
pointed at your head.
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Do I have to?
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Are you gay, Charlie?
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No. No, I'm not.
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And I'm sorry I lied, Ken.
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But I'm a good agent.
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Get up.
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You're a mid-level hack, Runkle.
Check Deadline.
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I don't care that you lied.
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I don't care that you're not gay.
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I wouldn't fuck you if I was dying
and your batch was a magic potion.
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I care that you lost this agency
a major piece of business.
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How'd it go, buddy boy?
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I'm sitting in the dark
in my underwear, Hank.
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And I'm day drinking.
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Got it.
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What's next for us, buddy boy?
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What are your thoughts...
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on a good old-fashioned
murder-suicide pact?
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No, not yet.
Let's save that shit for a rainier day.
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Like it's not pouring right now?
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I'm a fucking failure, Hank.
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I'm unemployed, divorced.
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- I'm a shitty father.
- No, you're not.
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Really, Hank?
You think I'm a good father?
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Not especially, but you're not shitty.
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You are sometimes,
but we're all shitty sometimes.
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"Cat's in the Cradle" and whatnot.
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Do you have any idea how
expensive this place is, Hank?
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The rent is insane.
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- Why are you living beyond your means?
- It's the only way I know how.
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My ex-wife went off and married
a big-time movie producer.
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So I went out
and rented a Malibu pussy pad.
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God, if these walls could talk.
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They'd tell you to put your clothes
back on, you depraved simian.
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Depraved or not, I'm living
paycheck to paycheck, Hank.
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And there are no more paychecks!
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What am I gonna do?
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I've got an idea.
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It's not a particularly good one.
I'm sure I'm gonna suffer as a result.
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But it's something that could benefit
the both of us, you mostly, though.
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Do I have to be gay again?
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- But you passed, Hank.
- Yes, I know.
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- But I was not a well woman at the time.
- Not only did you pass...
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- ...you puked all over his piano.
- Yes.
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And his cocaine.
No, it is uncool, dude.
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Yes, but we've made up since.
You know, we've broken bread.
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We've shared women and cocaine.
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- I think he likes me again.
- Come on, Stu. Help us out here.
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Look, fellas, as a producer,
there's only so much I can do.
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The talent is driving the train
on this one.
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But I will put in a call.
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- Thank you.
- In the meantime...
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- ...there's something you got to do for me.
- Anything.
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You have got to convince Marcy
to sit down with me.
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I have got to plead my case.
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My business is going
to shit without her.
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I can't do that, Stu.
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She won't listen to me.
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Smurf y tits, it's Hankness.
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Yeah, you got to do me a favor.
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You got to sit down with Stu.
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I know he's a lying, cheating scumbag.
But he misses you something fierce.
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Yeah, he misses that sweet
little blue pussy...
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and that tight little raisin
of a cornhole.
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All you got to do is sit down with him.
He won't munch your box, I promise.
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- Scout's honor.
- He won't munch your box.
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No, I won't.
It's just she tastes so fucking good.
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- If you say so.
- Hold on a second.
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- I never was the pussy-eater you were.
- You should have thought about it.
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Compensate for your shitty hang time
and your serious lack of inches.
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- Jesus, fuck you, Stu.
- Sorry, just keeping it real.
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Will you shut the fuck up,
both of you?
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Yeah? So you'll do it?
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Oh, she'll do it.
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Later, female ejaculator.
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Fuck you.
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Now, when you say "fuck you,"
what do you mean exactly?
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I mean just that, fuck you.
And fuck him.
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That arrogant motherfucker
was face-to-face...
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with rock royalty
and he fucking blew it.
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- I really thought we mended fences.
- We did. We have.
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I like you. I'm a fan. But I can't collaborate
with you if you're not a fan of mine.
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- Why not?
- Because it's not natural.
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If I work with you, there will
always be this voice in my head:
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"He's not a fan.
He thinks you suck. Maybe you do suck."
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- Who wants to live like that?
- "What are you? Tone deaf?"
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- Like that? What?
- Hank.
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You are a fan, aren't you?
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Yeah. Yeah, you know what?
I did what you asked me to do.
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You said listen to your early stuff.
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- That's what I did. I did, yeah.
- Really?
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- Which record?
- Which record?
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- Which record?
- Which record?
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It was so good. It was...
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Go Fetch.
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- You don't sound very sure of yourself.
- No. I mean, that was... You know what?
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That was really solid shit right there.
I really, really enjoyed it.
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- What was your favorite song?
- What song did I like best?
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On Go Fetch,
what was your favorite song?
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It's like children.
How do you choose a favorite song?
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But if I had to choose,
like if you put a gun to my head...
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"Step and Fetch it."
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Really?
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That's my favorite too. Yeah, I wrote that
in 15 minutes on the shitter.
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It's responsible
for one of my least favorite hemorrhoids.
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That's a good story.
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"I'm fucking crazy."
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Look, I'm in the middle
of an epic shit storm right now.
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I fired my manager last week
because he's useless...
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and I think he's stealing from me.
They all steal.
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Mostly because he was just
a useless fucking glad-hander.
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And I'm all out of cocaine,
and my dealer's not answering my calls.
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And I just miss
my magic songwriting powder.
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God, it makes me want to take a dump
just thinking about it.
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- Charlie?
- Yes?
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- You're a useless fucking glad-hander.
- Yes, yes, I am.
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Might you be in the market
for new representation, Atticus?
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Dude, you're a Hollywood agent,
a wanker in a suit.
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What the fuck would you know
about managing rock bands?
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Hey, hey, don't judge
the wanker by the suit.
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This dude, however bald and pasty,
is rock 'n' roll as they come...
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- ...and loves to pound the pussy.
- This is true.
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- I love to pound the pussy.
- He does.
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Look...
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if you can get me
some Peruvian flake...
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I'll maybe, possibly think
about throwing you in the mix.
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One thing of Bolivian flake, done.
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Peruvian! Peruvian flake,
you fucking moron!
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Any country you want.
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- One more thing.
- Anything.
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I need you to find me...
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the 1945 Martin D-28 acoustic guitar
that belonged to the childhood friend...
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I buried a few weeks ago.
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I'm recording this tribute song for him,
and I have to have that fucking guitar.
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It was so beautiful.
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Talk about a gorgeous sound.
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It was like listening to Jesus ejaculate
into the mouth of the angel Gabriel.
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Great. Excellent.
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You tell us where,
and we will get it for you.
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If I knew where,
why the fuck would I need you?!
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Hey.
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- Hey, yourself, young lady.
- We're looking for Faith.
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Then you've come to the right place.
Come on in.
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Hank Moody.
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You don't seem that surprised
to see me.
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Well, I suppose I conjured you.
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How do you like the book so far?
Thank you for buying the hardcover.
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So far, so good.
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You got it right, the rock world.
Few writers do.
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Settle down, Runks. You never seen
a pair of breasteses before?
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- I wasn't looking at the...
- No offense. They're lovely.
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None taken. I know they are.
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- Good for you.
- She knows.
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Yeah, she knows.
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- How's your sobriety treating you, Hank?
- About as good as yours, I see.
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- Well, what can I do you for?
- Well, I need a guitar.
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You know what? I think I saw a
Guitar Center just down the road a piece.
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- Can't miss it.
- And some cocaine.
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- Not just any guitar.
- Not just any cocaine.
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Peruvian flakes.
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It belonged to your D.R.S.B.,
your dead rock star boyfriend. Coining it.
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- It's an old acoustic.
- A Martinelli.
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A Martin, jackass.
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I know it well.
He used to leave it here all the time.
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Said he loved the idea of his favorite
guitar spending time with his favorite girl.
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- That is sweet.
- So it's here?
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- The guitar is here?
- No, not anymore.
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He got in deep with this drug dealer, so he
gave it to him to pay off money he owed.
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- Oh, shit. Bummer.
- Doesn't have to be.
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I suppose I could take
you guys over there.
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- Do a little one-stop shopping.
- That would be most groovy of you.
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Do you think that this guy might have
some cocaine as well?
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He's retarded, isn't he?
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You're Hank Moody.
232
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Hank Moody I am be.
How'd you know that?
233
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:32,870
What, you don't think I can read?
234
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:35,069
Could you be any more
fucking condescending?
235
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:39,444
You think just because I sell narcotics,
I don't know how to crack a fucking book?
236
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,313
My shit just got more expensive,
motherfucker.
237
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:45,216
Wait, I say "motherfucker"
just like that. That's my thing.
238
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,550
Well, you're not the only one,
motherfucker.
239
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,887
- Motherfucker. Motherfucker.
- Motherfucker.
240
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:54,930
Sir, we need 1 pound
of your best Peruvian blend.
241
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:57,897
- We will be on our way.
- "Flake," jackass.
242
00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:00,560
A pound?
You seriously want a pound?
243
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:03,639
Yes, yes.
How much is that gonna run me?
244
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,470
- Thirty-five.
- Hundy? That's a bit expensive.
245
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,737
We have to make a stop
at the money machine.
246
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,814
Grand. Thirty-five grand.
247
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,508
We're also gonna need Tony's guitar.
248
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:19,480
- Why?
- Atticus Fetch.
249
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:23,320
- He's desperate to record with it.
- Fuck that pompous dinosaur.
250
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,827
Hey, that's exactly what I said,
to his face.
251
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:30,456
My man.
252
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:35,401
So you want a guitar that is
currently in my possession...
253
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:39,174
and some of my precious narcotics.
254
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,112
The question is:
255
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What are you prepared to do for me?
256
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,011
Look...
257
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:55,581
I think we both know that guitar
doesn't really belong to you.
258
00:16:55,748 --> 00:17:01,494
Tony gave it to you to pay off his tab,
but it really belongs to the world.
259
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:05,999
It should be out there making music,
not hidden in some dark lair.
260
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:09,435
And who knows? That guitar could be
the thing that gets Atticus back...
261
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:12,769
to making some
beautiful fucking music again.
262
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,739
You make a convincing case, Faith.
263
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:22,178
Always fancied myself
a patron of the arts.
264
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,783
I got into dealing so I could be closer
to my favorite musicians.
265
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,686
But...
266
00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:35,793
I don't know.
Also, Shari will give you a blow job...
267
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:38,958
- ...that could cure cancer.
- What?
268
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:42,105
Why do you always do this to me?
269
00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:45,242
You said so yourself,
you need the practice.
270
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,600
This pleases me.
271
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,804
Usually I get head from ugly strippers
in exchange for drugs.
272
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,108
But that's not gonna get it done, folks.
273
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:57,049
If you want,
you can throw a shot into his mouth too.
274
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:58,847
Up until recently, he was a homo.
275
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,991
- Big, big, big homo.
- Look, look...
276
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,057
I tried to suck a man's dick.
277
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:06,856
I couldn't do that shit.
I'm too straight for that shit, okay?
278
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:10,057
Is there anything else
I can do for you?
279
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,861
I like that suit.
280
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,739
You like this suit?
281
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:20,672
I know just where you
can get this suit. They got all sizes.
282
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,109
I can point you in the right direction.
283
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,772
Take it off.
284
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:42,160
- Thank you so much for seeing me.
- Go in the living room.
285
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,164
I'll be right with you.
286
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,608
Oh, hello.
287
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,638
I'm Stu, Marcy's estranged hubby.
288
00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,173
Ophelia.
289
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,976
Pleasure to meet you, Ophelia.
290
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,187
I understand
you betrayed Marcy's trust.
291
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:09,816
That's true. I did, most certainly did.
292
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:16,399
I understand you put your dirty cock
in some young woman's mouth, twice.
293
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,535
I'm sorry. Who are you exactly?
294
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:22,661
And now you're trying to get back
in her good graces?
295
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,434
It's true. I am.
296
00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:27,508
I'll do anything.
297
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,504
And you think the sweater
and the wine will do it?
298
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,742
No, no, no. Of course not.
299
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:39,117
But it is a 1964 Georges de Latour.
300
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:42,251
I just hope it's not too jammy.
301
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:50,530
- What on earth is that thing?
- It's a cock cage.
302
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,033
Oh I my'
303
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,294
What is a cock cage?
304
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:59,704
It is a male chastity device,
available on my website.
305
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:03,779
It traps your cock
in a flaccid state, Stu...
306
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,041
which is very nice and cozy.
307
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:11,577
But if you get aroused,
if you surrender to your baser instincts...
308
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:15,953
it can make things very unpleasant
for little big man down there.
309
00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:17,718
Oh, dear.
310
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:21,828
- Are you suggesting I wear that thing?
- I'm not suggesting anything.
311
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:27,300
- You said you wanted to make it up to me.
- Don't you think you should wear that?
312
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:07,104
He's right. It does sound like Jesus
coming in someone's mouth.
313
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,644
- You would know.
- Well done, gents.
314
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:14,974
Now, where's my fucking cocaine?
315
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:29,028
- That's it? That's what you got me?
- That's all we could afford, Atticus.
316
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:33,503
Mr. Fetch, sir.
317
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:36,868
This piddly amount of cocaine
will last me all of about 12 minutes...
318
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:41,808
you stupid, useless,
bent motherfucker!
319
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,574
Never get a suit to do a man's job!
320
00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:47,182
"A suit"? You call me a suit?
321
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:50,946
I gave up my suit for you, literally.
322
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:52,747
Don't you fucking dare.
323
00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:08,735
You're right. She's right.
You're absolutely right.
324
00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:12,603
This is a magnificent piece
of rock 'n' roll history...
325
00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:15,836
and it must be treated accordingly.
326
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:20,113
And by the way, your defiance...
327
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:23,580
gave me a thunderous erection.
328
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,995
Look in the case.
Check the compartment.
329
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:36,428
He always kept drugs in there.
330
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:43,405
Here you go, rock-star asshole.
331
00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:52,442
This calls for a celebration.
332
00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:57,444
Well done, gents.
It'll be an honor to work with both of you.
333
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,914
See you bright and early tomorrow...
334
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:03,982
afternoon.
335
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,467
Okay, so we're gonna go
to dinner now.
336
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:22,806
- Can I come?
- No, you filthy animal.
337
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:28,615
Marcy, maybe you should leave
the TV on for him.
338
00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:31,721
- Good idea.
- Yeah. Yeah.
339
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,180
Yeah.
340
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,849
Oh, no. Not girl-on-girl porn.
341
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,688
- Marcy.
- What?
342
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:41,490
Don't forget to kiss
your hubby good night.
343
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,532
You're right. Of course.
344
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:48,660
- How rude of me.
- No, baby. No.
345
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,348
No.
346
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:13,391
The wine and the weed...
347
00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:17,090
has made this
big-time rock manager sleepy.
348
00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:19,792
And sloppy.
If you're gonna hang outwith rock stars...
349
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,495
you better learn how
to handle your dope, buddy boy.
350
00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:24,299
That's dope advice.
351
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:28,411
- You can crash here. Shari, can you...?
- I'm not sucking his dick.
352
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,173
I wasn't asking you to.
353
00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:33,612
I meant,
can you show him the guest room?
354
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,342
Okay, sure.
355
00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:42,050
- Can I see your boobies again?
- No.
356
00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:46,328
- Just one?
- Okay.
357
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:50,956
In answer to your question from earlier,
yes, he is retarded.
358
00:24:51,122 --> 00:24:54,160
- But he means well.
- He's funny.
359
00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:58,165
But you two are
especially cute together.
360
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:02,634
- Thanks for your help today.
- No.
361
00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:05,042
You were great the other day
at the funeral.
362
00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:06,876
I'm happy I get to repay the favor.
363
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,512
I like your writing, Hank.
364
00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:17,788
Yeah, go on.
I like where this is going.
365
00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:20,486
Don't stop yourself. I will say nothing.
366
00:25:20,652 --> 00:25:23,565
Well, you were...
367
00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:27,600
irritating in rehab, but...
368
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,238
You've got that thing
that I keep an eye out for.
369
00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:34,138
- What thing?
- The thing that's hard to describe.
370
00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:36,575
That flash, spark.
371
00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:38,942
You know,
some would call that genius.
372
00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:41,243
Some might, but I won't.
373
00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:46,048
I think "genius" is the single
most overused word of our lifetimes.
374
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,315
Word.
375
00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:50,323
But I will say that you're clearly doing...
376
00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:52,962
exactly what you were put
on this planet to do.
377
00:25:53,118 --> 00:25:57,589
You are making use of your gift,
and that is attractive.
378
00:25:57,756 --> 00:26:01,932
It's just... Let me get this straight.
You met me, and you found me irritating.
379
00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:04,869
- Thoroughly.
- And then you read my work...
380
00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:08,477
and you found me less irritating,
even attractive.
381
00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:13,913
- Something like that.
- God, that is like every writer's dream.
382
00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:17,180
And that never happens, ever.
383
00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:22,322
No, once it did happen, once before.
384
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,687
I could really do something with you.
385
00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:32,494
You're obviously very talented,
but you haven't nailed it yet.
386
00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:35,501
Classic underachiever.
That's what my folks always said.
387
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:37,537
It's pretty exciting, really.
388
00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:40,438
- What is?
- Because I could be the hammer.
389
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:41,771
Gulp.
390
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:45,881
The only question left is:
Do you want to be great, Hank?
391
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,752
Because that's how I make
my mark on the world...
392
00:26:53,311 --> 00:26:57,123
by helping you
make your mark on the world.
393
00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:17,774
Good night.
394
00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:22,217
No, no, no. Don't you want to help me
make my mark over here?
395
00:27:22,941 --> 00:27:25,217
I didn't say this would be easy.
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