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Previously on Californication...
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- So, what, you guys are doing it now?
- It's none of your business.
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Pearl's learning how to drive right now.
Ben's teaching her.
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Get a load of Black Jesus.
Does he turn water into whiskey too?
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Sasha is back on board.
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- Why?
- Eddie Nero's on board.
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Let's do some drinking.
Let's talk some story.
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I'm a writer, Sasha,
not a fuck toy.
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Now you know.
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Stu done knocked me up.
I am indeed with child.
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I've had a couple of vasectomies.
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What exactly are you saying?
There still could be swimmers in his junk?
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- You still have feelings for her, don't you?
- That's what you're mad about?
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Oh, sorry!
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You saw Hank Moody
having a conversation
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with your daughter
prior to the night of August 13th?
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Yes.
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That jury is now under the assumption
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that you knew Mia before
you actually slept together.
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This changes everything.
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- Fuck.
- Guilty?
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- Yeah.
- So what does that mean?
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- Is he going to jail?
- I don't know, honey.
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- What do we do now?
- Let's go get shitfaced.
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Counsellor.
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Mr Moody,
before I commence sentencing,
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do you have anything
you'd like to say for yourself?
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Yes, I do, Your Honour.
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But I'm not sure it would move you
one way or the other.
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Begging for mercy is not my style
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and to do so at this stage
would be disingenuous anyway.
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The only thing that I'm truly sorry for is
embarrassing my daughter and her mother.
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Everything else is just noise.
Plain and simple.
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Thank you, Your Honour.
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And free the West Memphis Three.
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OK.
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Well, let's get on with it.
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Mr Moody, you are
a tragic disappointment.
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You behave like an animal.
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You live in flagrant defiance
of the rules of our society.
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I have no doubt that you have done
some good in your life
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as the many letters asking for leniency
on your behalf do state.
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You have been found guilty
of statutory rape,
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but the real crime here
is not one of moral turpitude.
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Your true crime is that you seem
committed to squandering your gifts
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and wasting what appears to be
a rewarding life.
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You have a young daughter.
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I am forced to consider
what time without a father
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does to a prisoner's daughter.
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On the count of statutory rape,
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I hereby sentence you
to three years.
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Hank. Hello?
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- What happened?
- You fainted.
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- I fainted? Like a little girl?
- Pretty much, yeah.
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- What a pussy I am.
- You said it. I just thought it.
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Are they gonna come and take me away
in handcuffs now?
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- I don't think so.
- Why not? I got three years, didn't I?
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Yes, you did.
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Probation.
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- No jail time?
- No jail time.
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Say it again.
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Three years' probation,
$25,000 fine,
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and 288 hours
of community service.
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Never have I been so excited
to write a huge cheque
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and service the community for 12 days.
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You are a lucky man, Hank Moody.
And pretty good at math too.
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Yeah, I am.
I won the math-off in fourth grade.
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- Really?
- Talk about a panty-peeler.
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First day of the rest of your life.
What are you gonna do with it?
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- I think I'm doing it.
- Get up here.
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Are you ready for this,
former counsellor?
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Am I ready to attend
a fancy Hollywood party?
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No, are you ready
to walk into said party
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with me on your arm
and say to the world,
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"Yeah, that's right.
This tall drink of water, mine."
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Hey, I'm here, aren't I?
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The question is, are you ready?
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I think maybe
we should go back to the hotel,
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lock the door,
and knock some more boots.
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I have a pretty good idea
what that's about,
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but I have no idea what it's like
to attend a social event with you.
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Oddly enough, very similar.
Either way, somebody gets fucked.
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You move fast.
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Or is this how
you're paying off your bill?
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Gee, Ben.
What's up?
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Sorry. That's fucked up.
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Ben, Abby.
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- Abby...
- How are you?
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This is Karen's new chill,
black bohemian lover.
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"Blackhemian."
Is that a word? Coining it.
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- You can totally hit him.
- You know what?
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The only reason
why I never took a swing
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is because I was too busy
feeling sorry for you,
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and I was pretty fucking sure
you were going to jail.
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And, you know, what kind of asshole
kicks a man when he's down?
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But you're pretty much
out of trouble, right?
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Yeah, but I'm three years' probation,
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so if you want to tussle,
it's got to be on the d-I.
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But I don't want to tussle.
I don't want to scrap.
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I'm a lover, not a fighter.
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- Can I just shoot him instead?
- Too many witnesses.
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But I'd be more than happy to defend you.
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I think I'm gonna just go in
and look at this fabulous house.
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- All right.
- I think I'm gonna join you.
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Brother.
What are you doing here?
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Marcy insisted that I come.
She said you wouldn't be here.
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- And you bring him?
- She said to bring a date, yeah.
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OK. So now you guys are dating.
Last I checked, you were just friends.
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Oh, my God.
Nothing changes.
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You got off so fucking lucky today
and you still are behaving like a bratty child.
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You're right.
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Thank you for reeling me in.
Let's hug it out.
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- Celebrate my good fortune.
- Let's not.
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- How about you?
- What about me?
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Your attorney. You bring your attorney
and you're making out with her?
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After what I put her through,
she deserves a party. And some smooching.
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Have you been sleeping with her all along?
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Jesus Christ, Karen.
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What... My God.
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She is a smart, driven,
career-oriented woman,
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and you cast aspersions
on her like that.
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A few times, yeah, sure,
we've slept together.
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But really it was... Don't blame her
because it was a slip on her part.
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I'm just telling you to make you jealous.
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- I'm not jealous.
- A little bit? Just a little bit, you are.
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- Not any more. No.
- Don't kid a kidder.
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- And did you sleep with the judge too?
- No, no. Just a little oral.
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And some anal.
It's hard to get the robe up.
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Right. I need to talk to you
about something.
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Go.
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- Interesting.
- Later.
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Interesting.
Did you two come together?
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- No, Charlie.
- No.
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- Hank brought his attorney.
- And she brought Ben.
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Well, at least you and the Abster
can shag with no shame now, right?
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- Nice.
- What?
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- Thank you, Charlie.
- What did I say? What?
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You don't have to whisper, weirdo.
I'm a big boy. I can handle it.
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I was just telling him
I started my period.
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And that cherry-poppin' daddy
needs to earn his red wings.
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Oh, boy.
This planet that you're from,
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how far from the sun are we talking?
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Excuse me, fellas.
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This bloody little girl scout
needs to plug herself up.
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Don't worry, Charlie.
I'll let you pull the string.
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Being There...
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...by Hal Ashby.
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This is my homage.
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Years of practice.
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- Hi, Hank Moody.
- Oh, hey, Sasha Binghamness.
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- How you doing?
- Good.
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My man.
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- I'm glad things worked out for you today.
- Yeah, that makes three of us.
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I'm including my ass. He wasn't
looking forward to all that prison cock.
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Yeah, no offence, but I was kind of hoping
they'd lock you up and throw away the key.
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What'd I ever do to you,
you little film brat?
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Not a thing. It's just who wants a writer
on set all the time?
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Especially one
that's been fucking the leading lady.
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- I don't need that kind of competition.
- Don't worry about it.
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- It'll never happen again.
- Not even for old time's sake?
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No. Once you fucked my mother,
my vagina pretty much sealed right up.
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- So you're like a Barbie now?
- When it comes to you, yeah.
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So you're smooth and hairless
with a little peachy cleft right there?
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I should very much like to
see that someday. Hope I may.
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I've seen it. It's gorgeous.
It's a "gorgina".
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So you guys are boning now?
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Yeah, you know,
ever since that first meeting
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where she showed her boobs,
I've been obsessed.
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- I'm devoted to those breasteses.
- Yeah.
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- I love 'em, Hank.
- Oh, I know.
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- I would do anything for them.
- They're pretty spectacular.
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Who's ready to make
a motherfucking movie?
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Hello?
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Ladies? Gentlemen?
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We have much to celebrate this evening.
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- Whoo!
- "Whoo", indeed.
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The start of the production of a film
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that has been my passion project
for quite some time now.
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Fucking And Punching.
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The bravest, most erotic book
I have ever read.
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Yeah!
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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And then there is my latest passion project,
Marcy Ellen.
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Perhaps the bravest,
most erotic woman I have ever met.
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Thank you.
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Are you gonna toast me
like that one day, Charlie?
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- Why are you laughing like that?
- What? Like what?
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Like you're uncomfortable,
which is making me uncomfortable.
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Jesus Christ, Charlie,
don't be such a misogynist asshole!
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OK. Do you remember
when you asked me
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to tell you
when you're acting really crazy?
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- Right now.
- OK, I'm sorry.
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Kiss me. Pull my hair.
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That got my endorphins going.
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I'd like to steer this shit around
to a man that I know.
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True blue American hero.
Motherfucking Hank Moody.
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He's the ballsiest fucker I have ever had
the pleasure to man-dance with.
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Cheers, comrade. To you.
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- Nostrovia.
- Nostrovia.
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- You're not gonna play me like that?
- Like what, friend?
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Like a cross between Bruce Springsteen
meets Mickey Rourke in a gay bar?
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Is Bruce Springsteen gay?
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- I'm really glad I came.
- Yeah, that's right.
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I really know how to show a girl
a good time, don't I?
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- You do.
- Karen?
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- Yes?
- You planning on coming to the set at all?
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No.
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I would like to get to know
the yin-yang between the two of you.
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I mean, I understand it from Hank's POV.
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The beauty, the maternal qualities,
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the stems, the hindquarters.
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What is it about me?
What keeps you coming back for more?
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Is it the...
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Or is it something else?
Is it something that's...
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- Neither.
- I can't speak for Karen. I shouldn't.
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But it's more of a heart-cock combo platter
from the Moody deli.
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- Love the combo.
- What do you think, Ben?
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No, nothing.
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Yeah, I don't see you really
packing much of either.
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Good one, Ben.
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I'm beginning to feel
a stirring in my loins for you, Ben.
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We don't need to work this out today
but I would like to pick your brain
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and I think you should consider
opening yourself up to me sexually.
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- Are you spoken for?
- Jesus crispies, Nero.
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Do you see this dreamboat
sitting right next to her?
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Let's go easy on the talent there, Marcy.
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I'm so sorry to disrespect you.
You're a handsome man.
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- That comes with a price, by the way.
- Testify.
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You should come to the set
and visit me too.
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Got a lot of fans
in the African-American community.
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- What the fuck does that mean?
- What the fuck?
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It's true. Studies show.
My manager's done the research.
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- Respect.
- I don't think we'll make it to set,
234
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,177
- cos we're gonna leave town tomorrow.
- What?
235
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,429
That must be my trick ear,
but what'd I hear?
236
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,807
Tomorrow? Leaving town? What?
237
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,684
- You didn't tell him?
- What?
238
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:35,104
- We'll talk about it in private.
- Karen. There are no secrets here.
239
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,481
Where you going?
Are you taking Becca?
240
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:39,275
We're taking the girls
on a road trip.
241
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:42,612
- In a car?
- In an RV.
242
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,447
- Jesus, that's cosy.
- Yeah.
243
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,616
- How do you feel about that?
- How do I feel about it?
244
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,119
Yeah, how do you feel about Karen taking
a road trip with her boyfriend Benjamin?
245
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,664
I think it's a fucking solid plan.
What the fuck do I care any more?
246
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:55,667
You are not telling the truth
and that is not like you.
247
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:59,462
Hank Moody I know is a truth-teller.
Soothsayer!
248
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,966
Now, Karen, how do you feel about
this beautiful woman on his arm?
249
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,969
By the way, you're an incredibly
beautiful woman, very sexual.
250
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,303
Are you ovulating right now?
251
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,472
- I just got my period.
- People are trying to eat.
252
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:13,643
Abby's great.
She's solid.
253
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,896
- Very professional.
- And how do you feel about competing
254
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,732
with the star-crossed nature
of their relationship?
255
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,318
I haven't really thought
that much about it, Eddie.
256
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,654
I call bullshit on that, barrister.
257
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,156
But this is just really our first date, so...
258
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:30,285
- So you haven't slept together?
- You told her?
259
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,996
Yes. Just to make her jealous.
260
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,000
This is so boring!
261
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:41,880
I wish we were at the kids' table and
you were finger-banging me underneath it.
262
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:45,091
You want to mind your manners,
strawberry slutcake?
263
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:48,845
You're just jealous cos you're old
and dried up, and you've got stinky snatch.
264
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,555
Stinky snatch! Poo!
265
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,765
You might want to curb
your crazy bitch, Charlie.
266
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:56,352
Hello? I will have you know that
Marcy is the wettest woman
267
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I have ever known.
I slide right in every damn time.
268
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,234
Jesus Christ, Stu,
please shut the fuck up.
269
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:07,155
I get it. Hormone replacement.
Good for you.
270
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:10,366
Watch it, OK?
Just don't talk to her that way.
271
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,035
Why?
Do you still love her?
272
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,703
Of course I do.
273
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:17,957
Runkle, are you challenging me
right here in my own home?
274
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,626
That's fine.
275
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:23,713
We will take it outside
and fists will fly, faggot.
276
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,965
Say it again, Charlie.
Tell me you love her.
277
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:29,594
Of course I love her!
I've always loved her!
278
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:33,556
The only reason I'm with you is because
I was trying to sleep with 100 women
279
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,017
so I could forget about her,
but it's impossible!
280
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:39,520
Forgetting about her, that is.
I think the hundred might be doable.
281
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,773
I've loved her
and I've fucked her for years.
282
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:47,528
So maybe we never got around to playing
Holocaust survivors in the sack, OK?
283
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,907
But that doesn't mean
I didn't love her with all my heart.
284
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,575
So there.
285
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,118
My man and my agent.
286
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,832
- I'm carrying Charlie's baby.
- What?
287
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,294
What the fuck?
288
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,298
I had a really weird dream about that
just the other night, I think.
289
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,968
I will not be trifled with, Charlie!
290
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,638
- Shit! Charlie!
- Marcy!
291
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,939
Marcy, the baby!
292
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,656
This is giving me a raging hard-on.
Feel it! Feel it!
293
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,659
- Bitch!
- I'm not sure that's a good idea.
294
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,829
OK.
295
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,624
Oh, God.
296
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,960
No! Marcy!
297
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,169
- Go, kitty.
- Fuck you.
298
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,005
Come on, kitty cat.
299
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,298
You OK?
300
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,009
It's OK, it's all right.
301
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,597
You're gonna be OK.
Look at me.
302
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,517
Charlie?
303
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,688
I got this.
She is just my kind of psycho.
304
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,578
Hey.
305
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:21,164
I'm gonna get a ride
with Ben and Karen.
306
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,876
Traitor. Don't do that.
That's not how a date ends.
307
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:28,588
A date ends when the gentleman
drives the lady home.
308
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:31,883
Yes, but the gentleman
seems slightly blotto.
309
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:35,470
OK, well, you got me there.
Why don't you take the wheel?
310
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:39,724
The lady takes the wheel and that way
I am free to fondle your ladyness.
311
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,436
They are so right, your friends.
312
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,521
You have such a good heart,
313
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,315
but you're still so messed up.
314
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:51,694
And you're trapped in the past.
I can't go there with you.
315
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:56,282
I can't rescue you.
I've tried that kind of thing before.
316
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:59,118
It doesn't work.
317
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,745
Good night.
318
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,830
OK, that's it?
You're just gonna bail?
319
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,249
Captain fantastic.
320
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,543
You would love that, wouldn't you?
321
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:11,631
I'm not going anywhere.
Just home, cos the night's over.
322
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,137
You know exactly where to find me
and that's what scares the shit out of you.
323
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,306
The fact that I am real.
324
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,726
Not some... ghost.
325
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,020
So call me.
326
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:29,440
Don't call me.
The choice is yours.
327
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,442
If not...
328
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:34,612
we'll always have Century City,
right, Hank?
329
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,806
Hey, lady lawyer!
330
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,016
Ben, that's you?
331
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,643
I thought it was Black Jesus.
332
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,855
I didn't tell you?
That's my alter ego.
333
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,401
You saved my life.
334
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,321
Like I had a choice. Shit.
335
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:01,991
If I let you die, you'd fucking haunt me
from beyond the grave.
336
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,327
You're clearly the better man.
337
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,995
Yeah, Hank.
338
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,831
Like that was ever
up for debate, buddy.
339
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,876
Hey, you don't kiss Karen
like that, do you?
340
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,839
It was like absolutely no tongue.
341
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:20,009
It was very pleasant, though.
Now don't get me wrong.
342
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,240
Hold on.
343
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,247
- Hi, Dad.
- Hi, beautiful.
344
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,542
Mom said I could run in
and say goodbye.
345
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,963
We're hitting the road.
346
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,923
Well...
347
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:02,051
I don't know how to say
goodbye to you, sweetie.
348
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,679
- Are you mad at me?
- No, no, no, no.
349
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,597
Never.
350
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,184
- I feel like I'm betraying you.
- It's not possible.
351
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:13,437
Have fun out there.
Bring me back a T-shirt that says,
352
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,315
"My daughter travelled
cross-country with her mother
353
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:20,194
"and her mother's new boyfriend
and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
354
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,364
It's a long T-shirt,
but you could bring it back for me.
355
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,449
Isn't it better this way?
356
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:29,078
I mean, I'd rather say goodbye to you
like this than watch you go off to prison.
357
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,039
And we'll be back.
358
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:35,251
Something tells me
it'll never be the same.
359
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,796
Who knows?
Maybe it'll be better.
360
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:43,676
My sweet little gloomy optimist.
I love you so much.
361
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,388
I love you too.
362
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,600
Mom said you can
go back home if you want.
363
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:56,188
Well, that's very nice of Mom, but it's not
really a home without my girls underfoot.
364
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,526
- You know what I mean.
- I do.
365
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,450
You know what I think, Dad?
366
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,327
I think it's all gonna be OK.
367
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:14,165
Chapters end.
Sometimes you gotta shake things up.
368
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,251
Check out of this dump.
369
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,087
Go home.
370
00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:00,623
Why does he love her so much?
371
00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,292
I mean, what is it about her?
372
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,586
I don't know.
373
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,505
I don't think I've ever known.
374
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:10,341
I think sometimes
you get it right the first time
375
00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:11,634
and then...
376
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,928
it defines your life.
377
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,305
It becomes who you are.
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