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How the hell'd
you get in here?
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Hey, I'm not gonna tell you
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what happened last week
on Shameless, all right?
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Go look it up
on goddamn Wikipedia.
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I don't want you
to sell the house.
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Me, Ian, Carl, Liam--
we're movin' out.
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I want Franny
to have what I had.
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I want her to grow up
with family.
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How about this one?
It's got a heated pool,
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-gym, garden.
- It's on the fuckin'
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-West Side.
- Can we just talk
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to the lady,
take a look at the lease?
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I'm not moving here.
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Signed the lease.
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-You did what?
-It'll be good for us, Mick.
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- Hey, who's that?
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The landlord. He's the guy
who called this in.
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Need you to step out
the vehicle, sir.
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-Ha ha ha. What?
-I said,
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-step out of the vehicle!
-Whoa!
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Hey, you gotta be kidding me.
Hey, get off of me, man!
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I'm arresting you for
assaulting a police officer.
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You and your fancy S-Class
and shiny shoes
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are goin' down!
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Kev and V
are still in Louisville
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helping V's mom settle in.
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I accidentally
got a bartending job.
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I maybe got offered
a job today, too.
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We should sell the Alibi,
move down here, and make bank.
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If you weren't all
Mr. Fuckin' Fix It,
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I wouldn't be movin'
to the goddamn West Side.
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What the fuck are you gonna do?
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Mama's really gonna miss
her family.
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-You have dementia.
-Have you all talked about
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what to do with me
when it gets bad?
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No. But it'll probably
be up to me to figure it out.
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Who else is gonna do it?
They all hate you.
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Right.
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Don't look so glum, kid.
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Everybody dies sooner or later.
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I lived a good life.
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I got to live it my way.
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What do you think?
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Shit.
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-Stupid fuckin' moon.
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- Last call, guys.
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Another round
of appletinis, please.
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I got one, two,
99 problems
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And the cig in my hand,
it ain't one
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Give me your keys
or at least call an Uber.
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I'm good, I'm goo--
I'm fine.
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Yeah, gluten-free.
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Oh, for health.
They smell really good, right?
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A glimpse of the climate
change getting warm
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Bars are closing.
Let's go have an afterparty.
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Okay. All right.
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Fuckin' West Side.
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Antoinette, sweet Marie
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Chop it off,
squeaky clean...
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Down below, buried deep
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Let me go, set me free
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Body's strong,
but mentally
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Lost my mind, guillotine
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Lost my mind, guillotine
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-Thought you moved out.
-Go fuck yourself.
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Lost my mind, guillotine
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-Mornin'.
- Hey.
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You stay up all night again?
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Indeed, I have, Officer.
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Yeah, I'm an officer,
but what does that even mean?
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All I see is lazy cops
who do nothing
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or hard-ass cops who don't give
a shit about the community.
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It's like I don't wanna be
either one of those,
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so what's the point?
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What?
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-Nothing. Never mind.
-No, no.
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Look, I'm sorry, man,
I do, I wanna listen to you,
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but could we do it
another time?
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My brain can't switch gears
right now.
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-That's fine.
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Jesus--loud!
Early!
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Yeah, well, I gotta try
and get this finished.
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I wanna list the house
by the end of the week.
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Great. Can't wait
to get kicked out soon.
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We still having
this conversation?
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Are you still uprooting
my daughter and I
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from the only home
we've ever known?
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No, No. I'm selling our home
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so everybody
can have a nest egg
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and buy their own homes.
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Whatever.
I'll still be all alone.
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Then go find somebody
to be with.
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It's not that easy!
I suck at relationships.
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I can't take care of you
anymore, Debs.
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Of course not.
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Look, I got my own family
to worry about.
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-So do I!
-We're adults now, okay?
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This is what adults do.
They move on, all right?
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Guess I'll go off and find some
random old person to marry.
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-You should do that.
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-I'll be out of your hair
soon enough--don't worry.
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- Fuck.
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Ohh--gross!
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Ew! Ass fuck.
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You shit yourself, Frank.
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What the fuck?
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- Frank.
-I just shat the bed
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and pissed myself.
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-Ew!
-I'm lost.
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Spent. Used up.
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-You're just being dramatic.
-I'm hopelessly wandering
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in a world I don't recognize.
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It's just
a bad morning for you.
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Happens to the best of them.
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What are you doing today?
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Uh...nothing.
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Me neither.
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Let's have some fun.
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-I don't feel like it.
-Come on.
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It's like you used to
always tell me.
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Either you run the day,
or the day runs you.
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I said that?
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Just get in the shower.
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We're gonna do
some Frank things.
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Frank things?
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Yeah.
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Drinking, scamming--
you know, Frank things.
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Okay.
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Hey, morning.
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Hey.
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Where you been?
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I, uh, just woke up early,
went for a walk.
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Oh.
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I slept great last night.
You?
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The moon's really fuckin'
bright over here.
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I'm pretty sure
it's the same everywhere.
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I...guess so.
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You wanna check out
the amenities in this place?
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I'm gonna get
some laundry done.
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Sure you don't wanna
hit up the gym...
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go for a little dip
in the pool after?
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No. I wanna check to see
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when our furniture's
gettin' here.
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Meet up after, then.
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Yeah, sure.
Not goin' anywhere.
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Okay. Yeah, good.
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I'm glad we rented this place.
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- Carl, morning.
- Arthur.
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Beiser's husband
made pound cake.
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It's in the break room.
Grab some before it's gone.
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Or I could just eat
the crumbs off your vest.
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Mm? Oopsy-doopsy.
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Got a dog at home, eats up
all the crumbs on the floor.
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Know what we call her?
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Um...Hoover?
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Oh, my God, that would
have been genius.
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No, her name's Millie.
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Gallagher.
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Sergeant Stamps.
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Need you to apologize
to Mr. McManus, Carl.
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That the guy with
the Merce-Benz?
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He's filing a
brutality claim against you.
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-Me? What? Why?
-I'm gonna go with
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door number two--slamming
the guy against his car.
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This can all go away.
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Say a few words, "I'm sorry,"
blah, blah, blah.
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- Seriously?
-Most likely,
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he'll drop the claim.
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-It'll save the department 50K.
- So what?
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Every time someone complains,
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we just apologize
and it goes away?
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If the person's a rich a-hole
with an attorney.
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Ready?
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You got this, Carl.
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Mr. McManus,
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Officer Gallagher
has something to say to you.
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Excuse me
if I don't, uh, do a jig.
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I got two dislocated discs
in my neck, thanks to you.
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I'm very sorry about that, sir.
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I was out of line,
and it won't happen again.
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Well, I hope we can all
put this behind us.
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Officer Gallagher,
you may go back to work now.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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That's it?
You're gonna let him
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-get off that easily?
- Gallagher, hold up.
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I'm a victim here.
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Yes. Yes, you are, sir.
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I was simply double-parked
in front of my building,
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and you slammed my body
up against my car.
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I'm sorry about that.
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Well, now I know
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how every Black person
in America feels.
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Did you actually
just say that?
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- Say what?
- That you, a privileged
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piece of shit who evicts people
from their apartments
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can relate to how
Black people feel,
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who are literally murdered
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at the hands
of the police department?
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Well, yes, as a matter of fact,
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-I do relate to them.
- No, stop.
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I was fine apologizing
to your entitled ass
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to make this all go away,
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but I can't play this game
anymore.
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I spent the last few months
trying to figure out
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what kind of cop I wanna be,
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and I'll say this,
Sergeant Stamps:
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I haven't met a lot of
good role models here.
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-Why don't we regroup and--
-But this jagoff
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made me realize what
kind of cop I wanna be now.
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I'm not sure
you'll have much of a choice
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-at this point.
-I wanna be the type a cop
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who stands up for those
who don't have a voice--
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the lost, the forgotten.
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They deserve a fair share,
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even if that means rich pricks
like you, Mr. McManus,
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have to pay the price
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in order to rebalance
the scales of justice.
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So, with that being said,
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I take my apology back.
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Mm-hmm.
I'll see you in court, dickwad.
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Gallagher.
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Last piece of pound cake!
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Goin' once, goin' twice,
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sold to Arthur Tipping.
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All right.
All the way down.
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All the way down.
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Hope I don't see
you here again.
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I ain't never comin'
back to this shithole.
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Then don't try to
kill no more cops or nothin'.
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I'll see what I can do
about that.
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Really didn't think I was gonna
like it there that much,
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but everybody's
so friendly and nice.
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How can Louisville be nice
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if they don't even have
pro sports teams?
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They have good college B-ball.
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-That doesn't count.
- Kev!
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It happened.
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Oh, fuck, please don't tell me
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that that picture with me
with a turtleneck
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-resurfaced on the Internet.
-I don't know about that.
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But the money came through,
deposited into our account.
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Look.
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Holy shit.
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-That's a lot of numbers.
-Eighty large!
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-How'd ya score that?
-We sold our house.
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You got $80,000
for that piece of shit?
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Actually, we got $175,000.
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-What?
- Yep.
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But we had to pay off
the bank loan.
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How'd ya sell it so fast?
271
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,900
Developer left us a note
on our door
272
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,193
sayin' she wanted to buy it.
273
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,779
It's official.
We're movin' to Louisville.
274
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:03,157
Holy shit, it's official.
We're movin' to Louisville.
275
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,492
Are we really doin' this, V?
276
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,285
Of course we're really
doin' it.
277
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,329
-You sellin' the bar, too?
- I guess so.
278
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,790
-Absolutely.
-And everything in it, V?
279
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,542
I mean, what about this?
What about Hulu Lamp Girl?
280
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:14,710
I love her.
281
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,796
You didn't even know
she was here, Kev.
282
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,464
I knew exactly where she--
283
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,716
No! Hulu Lamp Girl!
284
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,551
Hey, you guys.
285
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,054
Hey. We sold our house.
286
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,305
Wait. What?
287
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,390
Yeah, they're gonna
become college basketball fans.
288
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,893
Hey, Tommy,
don't ever say that again.
289
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,311
We're movin' to Louisville.
290
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,189
No! Why is everybody
leaving me?
291
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,273
Oh, you can come visit.
292
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,777
We're gonna have plenty of room
in our new house.
293
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,071
Why do you guys have
such a good relationship?
294
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:43,781
-We work on it.
-Sex.
295
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,699
I can't even find a partner.
296
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:49,036
Kev, what's wrong with me?
297
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,332
Uh...
298
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,336
Never ask a guy that question.
299
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,380
There is nothin'
wrong with you.
300
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,381
Not true.
301
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,508
Everybody I've ever dated
has treated me like shit.
302
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,844
That's because
you treat yourself like shit.
303
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:05,886
You have to love yourself
304
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,596
before anyone else
is gonna love you.
305
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,265
Cute.
And total bullshit.
306
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,808
-No, it isn't.
-It is.
307
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,894
That's just what people say
when they can't find a partner.
308
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,523
-Where are you goin'?
309
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:21,026
Find somebody who can
give me a better answer.
310
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,822
Spare some change.
311
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,198
Any little bit will help.
312
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,533
-Please.
313
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,159
Anything will help.
314
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,955
-Spare change, please!
- Get out of the street!
315
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:36,375
Spare change.
Help me feed my family.
316
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,960
We're homeless.
317
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,837
Hey, Frank, isn't this is fun?
318
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,631
- Yeah.
- Hey!
319
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,216
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
320
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,302
What are you fellas doin'?
Gonna get smushed!
321
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:49,597
- Wait, wh-who is this?
- Oh, what's goin' on?
322
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,974
Name's Lester.
I'm not gonna hurt ya.
323
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,601
Did he say Chester?
324
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:54,810
Lester.
325
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,979
You were out in the middle
of the street.
326
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,565
Here, take this.
327
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,109
Promise me
you'll go home now.
328
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,903
C-can I lead you
in the right direction?
329
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:07,114
Twenty bucks is not gonna
cut it--we got bills to pay.
330
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,574
How'd ya know it was a 20?
331
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,992
I have a keen sense of--
332
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,745
My father has partial vision
in his left eye.
333
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,915
Come on, son, we gotta
go get some more money.
334
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:18,167
-Wait, wait, wait, wait!
335
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:21,253
Aw, jeez.
Here's a hundy.
336
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:24,381
Is this enough to keep you guys
out of traffic?
337
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,633
Uh...
338
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,551
-yes, it is.
- Okay.
339
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:31,055
Great. Now, please, go home.
340
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,267
Stay safe!
341
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,395
- Well, that was fun.
342
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:42,274
Hey, let's go spend some money.
343
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,166
How's it goin'?
344
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,085
This treadmill taken?
345
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,544
What?
346
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,712
Nothin'.
347
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,090
You just go back
to workin'
348
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,969
those ripped, sweaty abs.
349
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,971
Okay, let's see, uh...
350
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,764
cross-country running?
351
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,723
Sure.
352
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,767
Incline...five.
353
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,978
Speed...20?
354
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,647
Okay.
355
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,836
Shit!
356
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:48,674
Never put the speed higher
than eight on these new ones.
357
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,342
- Thanks.
358
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,679
Virgin?
359
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,431
Only at fancy treadmills.
360
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,434
Just move in?
361
00:16:58,475 --> 00:16:59,685
I did.
362
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,020
Think you'll like it here.
363
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,355
I think I will, too.
364
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,986
Me and my ripped, sweaty abs
365
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,865
will see ya around some time.
366
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,992
Can't hold me back
367
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,437
Shitty-ass moon.
368
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,647
Eh. Looks good.
369
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,951
- Morning!
-Jesus!
370
00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,119
Or is it afternoon already?
371
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,454
Your dog's wearing a diaper.
372
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,456
Miss Suzannah.
She's a breeding dog.
373
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,374
It's her time of the month.
374
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,335
That's fuckin' weird.
Hey, you know where
375
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,920
I can find the laundry
in this shithole?
376
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,254
You know, I couldn't help
but notice
377
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,549
that you just hanged
some sort of...curtain?
378
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:13,717
Sorry. Who are you again?
379
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,135
Melanie Runkin,
on-site manager.
380
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,179
We met after your husband
signed the lease.
381
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,139
From the South Side, right?
382
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,682
-What about it?
-They probably do things
383
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,976
differently down there, but
here at the Arlington Grove,
384
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,479
we have a...
a whites-only policy.
385
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,314
That's some racist-ass shit.
386
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,566
-I'm talking about curtains.
-Oh.
387
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,860
You can read the guidelines
in the CCNRs.
388
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,196
-Come on, Miss Suzannah.
-The CCN what?
389
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,156
Bye!
390
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,951
Poor fucking dog.
391
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,788
It's about
1,600 square feet,
392
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,040
not counting
the back storage area.
393
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,542
Two blocks away from the El.
394
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,085
Kev, we're not keeping
those things.
395
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,837
Yes, we are!
396
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:52,464
Okay? Yes.
397
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,757
That would be great.
398
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,551
All right, I'll see you there.
399
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:58,262
That was our commercial
real-estate agent.
400
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,222
He's coming by
to check out the Alibi.
401
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,266
He said it should sell
pretty easily.
402
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,309
That's our cue to go.
403
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,811
What? Why?
404
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,355
If you're selling, we need to
start dating other bars.
405
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,481
We gotta find our new home.
406
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,901
Wait, so th-that's it?
You're just leavin' us?
407
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,528
See ya.
408
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,614
V, we need to slow down
a little bit here.
409
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,907
We are moving forward.
410
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,160
All of this
is in our rearview mirror!
411
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,202
Not mine!
412
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,745
- Yo. What up?
- Hey.
413
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,914
-Hey, I'm glad to see you.
-Hey, yeah, I, uh, came by
414
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,624
to grab the sink
from Stan's old apartment?
415
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,376
You guys said I could
have it for the remodel?
416
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,670
Yeah, yeah, come on.
I'm really glad you're here.
417
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,006
I...I need a guy chat
right now, I'm--
418
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,299
I-I need some support.
419
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,426
Well, I'm kind of pressed
for time--can it wait?
420
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,510
Not really.
421
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,720
- Hey, Lip.
-Yeah.
422
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,555
You can ransack our place.
Take whatever you need.
423
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,974
-What do you mean?
-We sold our house.
424
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,851
Wait, wait, wait--you what?
425
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,061
Uh-huh. Yeah.
426
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,522
We did.
427
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,441
I'm just hearin'
about this now?
428
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,359
Well, that's what
I wanted to talk to you about.
429
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,945
You know? I'm feeling
a little unmoored here.
430
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,239
You guys didn't even do
any renovations.
431
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,449
No, buyers are just gonna
knock it down.
432
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,909
Fuck me.
Who is this person?
433
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,619
Developer.
Left a note in our door.
434
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,995
I'm sure she left one
in yours, too.
435
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,663
They wanna buy three houses
on the block.
436
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,249
You serious? I been bustin' my
ass to fix the place to sell,
437
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,876
and you guys get an offer
just like that?
438
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,753
175 large.
439
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,379
Shit.
440
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,342
-You still got that note?
-I should. Let me check.
441
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,676
Hey, Lip?
442
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,761
-Lip.
-Yeah.
443
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,512
Guy chat? Kitchen sink?
444
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,722
Yeah, shit, I'm sorry, Kev.
445
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,349
This is kind of a lot
for me to process right now.
446
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,602
-Yeah, how do ya think I feel?
-Ah, here it is.
447
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,686
Yeah.
448
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,313
All right, I'ma call her
right now.
449
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,648
And, Kev, I'll call you
later, all right?
450
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,025
Yeah, sure thing.
Great talk. Thanks.
451
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,401
Bye.
452
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,904
Fuck.
453
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,450
You guys aren't gonna be
my neighbors anymore.
454
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,336
Despite all of this
potentially turning
455
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,463
into a major lawsuit
for the department,
456
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,674
I was very inspired
by your speech.
457
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,217
Thank you, sir--
uh, ma'am.
458
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,761
Ha. Reminded me of why
I became a police officer
459
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,264
-in the first place.
-Really?
460
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,099
Your words--
mm, mm, mm--
461
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,850
brought a tear to my eye.
462
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,102
-Is that so?
-Yes.
463
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:13,146
It was beautiful.
But you made the wrong choice.
464
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:14,481
Went against the department.
465
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,857
So you're gonna fire me?
466
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,026
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I can't fire you.
467
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,362
Union won't let me.
But I can demote you.
468
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,947
-Demote me?
- Hmph.
469
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:25,909
Welcome to your new job,
Meter Maid Gallagher.
470
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,828
Ha ha.
471
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,091
Mmm.
472
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,176
Oh. Ahh.
473
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:47,973
I missed your fucking green
little leprechaun ass.
474
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,834
Jack-fuckin'-pot, baby.
475
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,884
- Hey, Tami.
476
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,719
Hey.
We were just talking
477
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:28,263
about all the hair you grow
during a pregnancy.
478
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:29,681
Oh, God,
don't remind me.
479
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,058
whenever I would shave
my thighs,
480
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,434
it would grow back
the next day.
481
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,061
It was like I was
living in hair shorts.
482
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:35,645
Kids are a pain
in the ass.
483
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:38,231
Uh, what are you doin' here?
Need a haircut?
484
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:40,067
I need a life.
I'm trying to figure out
485
00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:42,611
how to find a relationship
that lasts.
486
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:44,696
- You single?
-Yeah.
487
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,114
Ooh, lucky!
488
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,699
No. I hate it.
489
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,533
Why?
490
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:50,494
I mean,
I don't want to be alone.
491
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,412
Well, I wish I were
sometimes.
492
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:53,872
Ooh, me too!
493
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,248
How can you guys say that?
494
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,084
- Easier.
-Yeah, you get to make
495
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,335
all the decisions yourself.
496
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,796
Don't have to deal
with anybody else's baggage.
497
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:02,297
-Exactly.
- No.
498
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,424
I want someone
to share a life with.
499
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,259
I mean, I wanna
take care of someone.
500
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:07,719
I don't know, Debs.
501
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:08,720
I-it's possible
502
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:11,306
you might be alone
the rest of your life.
503
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,266
What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
504
00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:16,311
I just mean that your parents
were really shitty role models.
505
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,397
Yeah, they were
pretty shitty.
506
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:21,775
Yeah. They didn't
teach you how to connect,
507
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,068
be vulnerable,
508
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:26,279
resolve conflict,
communicate, compromise.
509
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:27,906
Damn, that's some real talk!
510
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,492
I didn't even know those were
things I was supposed to do.
511
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:31,660
Yeah, and it's not your fault
512
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,537
that you don't know
those things.
513
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:35,497
Yeah. It's Frank's fault.
514
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:38,208
Yeah. It is.
515
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,545
I mean, he ruined love for me.
516
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,560
Thank you, doll.
517
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,604
See you soon, Frank.
518
00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:01,064
Bye.
519
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,108
Sounds like everything
worked out okay
520
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,484
in the romance department.
521
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:07,070
I don't know about romance,
522
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,531
but I'm still
really good at fucking.
523
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:12,617
Frank Gallagher's still got it.
524
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,244
Mm.
525
00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,465
Whoo.
526
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,206
Forgot your towel?
527
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,083
Yeah, I didn't even
think of it.
528
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:45,252
Here. We have extras.
They're clean.
529
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,837
-Thank you.
-We're in apartment 203.
530
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,965
Just bring it back some time.
531
00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:51,299
- Washed.
-Alan. Of course
532
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,343
he's gonna wash it
before he returns it.
533
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,930
I don't know--he didn't shower
before he jumped in the pool.
534
00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,890
-Oh--
-Don't listen to him.
535
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,058
He's a stickler for rules.
536
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,769
-It's written right there.
-Sorry about that.
537
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,980
Didn't see it,
but won't happen again.
538
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:06,565
I promise, Alan.
539
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:09,276
I'll let it go this time.
540
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,611
-Thanks.
-You just move in?
541
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,363
I did. With my husband.
542
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,198
Here.
543
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,075
Sit, sit.
544
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:20,745
I'm Jill.
And Alan, of course.
545
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:22,414
-Ian.
- So, Ian,
546
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:24,833
what do you do,
besides contaminate our pool?
547
00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:26,293
Stop, Alan!
548
00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,420
It has chlorine in it.
549
00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:30,505
He's only joking with you.
550
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:32,132
That's okay, I don't mind.
551
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,466
I, uh, have actually
552
00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:35,093
never lived in a place
like this before,
553
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:36,219
so this is all new to me.
554
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,887
I grew up on the South Side
my whole life.
555
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,640
Well, you're gonna love it
on the West Side.
556
00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,225
There's so much to do
over here.
557
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,185
The restaurants, cafes...
558
00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:46,479
yoga studios.
559
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,829
-Hey, buddy.
-Hey, what are you doin' here?
560
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,415
Came by to see how your first
day in the new job was.
561
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:06,541
I think I'm gonna like it--
562
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:07,959
drill on the street
and whatnot.
563
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,502
Finally feel like
I have a purpose.
564
00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:10,503
Good for you.
565
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:11,880
What are you doin'
in that thing?
566
00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:14,174
Sometimes I like to take it
for a little joy ride.
567
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,635
Usually people take out
a Landi or a 'Stang
568
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:17,927
for a joy ride.
569
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,305
Arthur Tipping takes out
the meter maid vehicle.
570
00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:22,307
Hey, I know you don't think
I'm very adventurous.
571
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:24,142
-True statement.
-But I can prove you wrong.
572
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,978
How? You gonna steal a doughnut
from 7-Eleven?
573
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,688
Break up a fight
on a playground?
574
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:29,898
Talk too loud in church?
575
00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:31,399
I happen to have
a very wild side.
576
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:32,275
Ha ha!
577
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,860
You know
the "Renegade" Challenge?
578
00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,362
Yeah? What of it?
579
00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:36,738
You and me, let's go.
580
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,948
We're officers of the law.
581
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,325
And I'm on duty.
582
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,661
What's that I hear?
You're a scared little pussy?
583
00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:44,871
Bitch, you don't know
what you're talkin' about.
584
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,331
And you're not on TikTok.
585
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,833
Oh, ho ho.
586
00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,669
- "Renegade" plays
-Oh, my God.
587
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:51,961
That's my song!
588
00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:55,340
Renegade, renegade,
renegade, renegade
589
00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:59,469
Go go go go
590
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,262
Fuck you.
591
00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:06,810
Watch and learn, nerd.
592
00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:08,728
Like I hit the lottery,
the lottery
593
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,439
Hos a trip, watch 'em
how they fall on me
594
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:14,693
Hunnys blue,
yeah, I got 'em all on me
595
00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:17,195
Go go go go
596
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,113
Go, let's go
597
00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:19,572
Mm, Prada shoes
598
00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:21,199
Yeah, I keep a style on me
599
00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,659
Style on me, pretty freaks
600
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:23,993
Make them bitches
pile on me
601
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:25,829
I swear, rack party
602
00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:28,164
I got 30 thou on me
right now
603
00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,999
Go go go go go
604
00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,584
Go, let's go
605
00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,545
-Hey.
- Hey.
606
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:34,713
-You Lip?
-Yeah, yeah.
607
00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:37,173
-Hey, Flavia.
-Hi.
608
00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:39,551
-Thanks for reaching out.
-Yeah, yeah, you got it.
609
00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:42,053
So, uh, look, I got the note
you left on our door,
610
00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:44,097
and, uh, the Balls said
you bought their house?
611
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,141
Oh, my boss did.
I'm just helpin' her out.
612
00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:48,435
She's lookin' for three
houses in a row on this block,
613
00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:50,520
and we just acquired that one.
614
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,771
Oh, the old Milkovich house.
615
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:53,106
So--so my house
would be the third.
616
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:54,649
If you're willin' to sell.
617
00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:57,277
Could offer you 200K
for the land.
618
00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:59,529
New development goin' up.
619
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,239
Oh, you're pushin' people
out, huh?
620
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,908
You know folks have lived
here for generations.
621
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:06,077
-Be unrecognizable soon.
-I got another appointment
622
00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:08,329
in, uh, ten minutes, so...
623
00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,622
Do we have a deal?
624
00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:11,958
I could, uh, send over
the paperwork for you to sign.
625
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,210
Money would be wired
into your account
626
00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:16,087
in under two weeks.
627
00:29:18,673 --> 00:29:20,592
Look, since I'm
the last man standing
628
00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:23,887
and, uh, you need my house
to finish the project,
629
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,889
seems only fair
I get more than $200.
630
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,099
Well, how much you thinkin'?
631
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:31,186
I couldn't see myself selling
for less than $300.
632
00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:34,314
We could, uh, probably
make $250 work.
633
00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:36,357
Two seventy-five?
634
00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:39,110
You drive a hard bargain,
Mr. Gallagher.
635
00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:41,696
Let me talk to my boss.
636
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,448
Thank you.
637
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,461
Get out of the road, Grandma!
638
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:57,879
What the fu--
639
00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,464
I can go faster than you
with my eyes closed
640
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,674
-and my dick in my hand.
-Yeah, very, very funny.
641
00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:03,635
All right, nothin' to see.
Move along.
642
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,225
No, no, no, no, no, no.
643
00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:12,477
Please, please, please,
I'm right here, I'm right here.
644
00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:13,937
Sorry. Meter's expired.
645
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:15,939
I know. I remembered
when I was already in line.
646
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,274
I didn't wanna leave
and lose my spot, man.
647
00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:20,693
Come on, you know how long
it takes in the post office.
648
00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:23,071
Look, I'm just doin'
my job, buddy.
649
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:24,489
Oh, fuck.
650
00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:26,032
How much is the ticket?
651
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,575
I got furloughed last week,
and--
652
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,661
Hey, shit for brains,
better not ticket my car.
653
00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:31,788
Seriously, have you nothing
better to do
654
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,289
than be a bottom-feeding
scumbag
655
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:35,458
who can't make a living
any other way?
656
00:30:39,295 --> 00:30:41,297
You know what?
You can go, son.
657
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:43,258
-What?
- Yeah.
658
00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:45,134
Seriously, no ticket for you.
659
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:46,344
-Seriously?
-Seriously.
660
00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,429
I'm the type a cop
who gives the poor man a break
661
00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:50,723
every single time,
no questions asked.
662
00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:52,892
Okay, great.
Thank you.
663
00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,063
However, as for you,
664
00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:59,357
I'm going to make
people like you pay
665
00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:00,775
every single time.
666
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:03,152
You rich fucks are goin' down.
667
00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:07,740
Hey, girls, I need
to tell you somethin'.
668
00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:10,493
Sometimes
change needs to happen,
669
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,996
and when it does,
at first, it's really hard.
670
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,581
But in the long run,
671
00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:16,958
it's always for the best.
672
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,460
Well, not always. I mean,
I had to change foster families
673
00:31:19,502 --> 00:31:21,254
from the Butterfields
to the Carrias,
674
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,297
and that wasn't so great.
675
00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:25,133
The Carrias liked to
beat me with belts
676
00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:27,427
and slippers and hairbrushes.
677
00:31:27,468 --> 00:31:29,679
Yeah, come to think of it...
678
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,598
change is really, really bad.
679
00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:33,349
Kev, what are you doin'?
Just tell them.
680
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:34,934
Girls, we are leaving Chicago
681
00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:36,436
and moving to Louisville.
Cool? Cool.
682
00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,021
That's exactly what
I was doing,
683
00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:40,273
but I was trying to
do it in a delicate way.
684
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:41,441
-Well, it wasn't workin'.
685
00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:43,776
Afternoon,
my fellow Americans.
686
00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:45,695
- Hey, Frank!
- The finest beer
687
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,780
-for me and my son.
- I'll take a Coke.
688
00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:49,407
Hey, Frank.
Been waitin' for you.
689
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,034
-Ohh!
- Hey!
690
00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:52,952
Hey, are you okay?
Debbie, the hell you doing?
691
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:55,455
Back up, Liam!
You ruined love for me!
692
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:57,206
I'll be alone
the rest of my life!
693
00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:58,333
That's true!
694
00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:00,293
The only way
you'll ever have love
695
00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:03,755
is to find someone who's even
a bigger loser you are.
696
00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:05,924
Then they won't leave you!
697
00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,927
- Ah! Jesus!
- Get off!
698
00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:10,845
Come on, Franny.
699
00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:12,972
Are you okay
She break anything?
700
00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:14,724
You all right there, Frank?
701
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,894
Never better.
702
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,856
Guess we can scratch
bar fight off the list.
703
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,900
Mm--God!
704
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:27,153
Kev, there's something
wrong with the beer.
705
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,447
-I tapped it this morning.
-It tastes like poison.
706
00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:32,283
- It's fine.
- Maybe try bottled beer.
707
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:36,120
Yeah, can you get him
a Heisler, V?
708
00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:44,921
What the hell, Frank?
709
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,632
My body's rejecting alcohol.
710
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,384
Jesus, Frank.
711
00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:53,596
Here, try these.
712
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:55,598
-I'm scared.
-It's just like you told me.
713
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,392
Feel the fear and do it anyway.
714
00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:58,851
I said that?
715
00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:00,853
I'm sure you intended to
at some point.
716
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,158
It's no use, son.
717
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,327
Who am I without alcohol?
718
00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:18,162
You're Frank Gallagher!
719
00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:20,206
It's my one true love.
720
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:23,209
But now she's rejecting me.
721
00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,349
Oh, shit.
722
00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:39,767
You again.
723
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:41,436
Well, I am the on-site manager.
724
00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:43,146
-How can I help you?
-Haven't gotten
725
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:45,523
-our furniture yet.
-Okay.
726
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,442
You know when it's comin'?
727
00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:49,569
I'm not exactly sure
why I would know that.
728
00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:51,612
Where did you order it from?
729
00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,990
Order it? No.
It's the shit you guys had.
730
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,576
I want to help you,
but I'm very confused.
731
00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:58,536
The furniture,
like in the apartment
732
00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:01,205
on the tour you showed us--
where's ours?
733
00:34:01,247 --> 00:34:03,624
Oh!
734
00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,043
I get it now.
735
00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:07,420
The apartments,
they don't come with furniture.
736
00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:10,298
-Wait, what?
-They're unfurnished.
737
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:13,009
Why the hell'd you show us
one that had furniture, then?
738
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,927
Uh, that was a model.
739
00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:16,137
Huh?
740
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,556
An example of how an apartment
can look.
741
00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,475
Okay, hold on.
So we don't get any furniture.
742
00:34:20,516 --> 00:34:22,810
No, I'm sorry.
But that is very cute.
743
00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:24,562
I've never had anyone
ask me that before.
744
00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:27,440
It's not fucking cute, lady,
you should've told us that shit
745
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:29,233
before we signed
the stupid-ass lease.
746
00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:32,403
You and your fuckin'
weird-ass dog.
747
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,407
Don't tell me I'm fuckin' cute
748
00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:38,576
for your fuckin' bullshit,
lady.
749
00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,622
Fuck it!
You owe me some chairs.
750
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,459
Excuse me.
751
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:49,128
-You can't take those.
-Like hell I can't, bitch!
752
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:50,421
But they're
for everyone.
753
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,507
Well, guess they shouldn't
charge so much rent
754
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:54,550
for an apartment don't
have no fuckin' furniture!
755
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:57,095
You gotta put
the chair back, Mickey.
756
00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:59,055
What the hell are you
doin' in the pool?
757
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,723
This is Jill and Alan.
758
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:03,101
I don't give a shit
if it's Siegfried & Roy.
759
00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:05,353
I'm out here gettin' harassed
left and right
760
00:35:05,394 --> 00:35:06,729
from everybody in this dump,
761
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,690
and you're in the pool playin'
fuckin' footsie with these two!
762
00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:10,525
It's fine.
763
00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:12,443
Hey, you can't take the chairs.
764
00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:14,237
We're gonna get fined
or evicted.
765
00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:16,697
You know,
I don't give a shit!
766
00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:19,700
You know what? Fuck you
and the horse you rode in on,
767
00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:22,370
just like everybody else
in the fuckin' West Side!
768
00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:25,790
This place blows!
I'm out of here!
769
00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:35,133
That your husband?
770
00:35:35,174 --> 00:35:36,551
Yep.
771
00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:38,261
Passionate.
772
00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:40,263
Yep.
773
00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:45,143
All right, just
a couple more minutes, love.
774
00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:46,811
- Hey! Hey, hey, hey.
775
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,146
-Guess what.
-Hey, babe.
776
00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:49,313
Brought back
the cleaning supplies.
777
00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:51,482
Don't need it anymore.
We're sellin' the house.
778
00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:54,068
I know, that's...that's why
you've been spending
779
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:56,529
-so much time on it.
-No, I mean we're selling
780
00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:57,905
the house, like, right now,
right?
781
00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:00,116
I just talked to a realtor
who works for a developer
782
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,577
who wants to buy up
three houses on the block.
783
00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:05,204
She already got two, including
Kev's--she gave him $175.
784
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:07,331
All cash.
Offered me $200.
785
00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:09,041
I said I wouldn't do it
for less than $275.
786
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,210
-Isn't that amazing?
-Okay, whoa, slow down.
787
00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,962
-What?
-What are you talking about?
788
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,173
Well, I'm talkin' about us
finally having enough money
789
00:36:15,214 --> 00:36:16,382
to buy our own place.
790
00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:19,385
Yeah, but you turned down
$200,000?
791
00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,470
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so I could make $275.
792
00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:22,555
Right?
793
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,390
I mean, it was a tactic.
I was workin' her over.
794
00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,392
You should've seen me.
You would've been impressed.
795
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,768
-I was good.
-Okay, but I'm confused.
796
00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:30,188
So she--she gave you
the $275?
797
00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:31,689
No, no, no, not yet,
but she will,
798
00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:33,357
and the best part is,
I don't have to spend
799
00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:35,610
any more money
workin' on the house, right?
800
00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:38,571
I mean, developer's
just gonna tear it down.
801
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,406
Look, you know what?
802
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:41,908
I'm gonna tear out
some a the new shit
803
00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,075
I put in the house.
804
00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:45,203
I'm gonna sell it, all right?
805
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:54,879
Oh, shit, it's Heidi.
806
00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,797
That's right, cockroaches!
807
00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:59,217
Heidi's back.
808
00:37:14,106 --> 00:37:17,401
Thank you for your hospitality.
809
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:21,364
That don't make up for you
being a shitty mama, though.
810
00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:23,616
You want me to put
811
00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,868
your TV program on for you?
812
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,495
There ya go.
813
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,999
Those fucking rat-ass
neighbors of yours!
814
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,919
Don't be sad
if I shoot some of them.
815
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,424
You are excused
for being a shitty car.
816
00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:42,885
Shitty car.
Shitty car.
817
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:45,221
You, however, are not.
818
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,430
Pow!
819
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:07,118
Oh, no, please,
hey, come on.
820
00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:09,328
I'm right here.
Don't give me a ticket, hey.
821
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:12,456
Sorry, miss.
The meter's expired.
822
00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:14,458
Wha--Carl!
823
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:17,295
Tish. You're pregnant.
824
00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:18,671
You're a meter maid.
825
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:19,755
You have a Lexus?
826
00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,299
It's my boss's.
827
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:23,009
She lets me borrow it
sometimes.
828
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:24,635
The driver's seat in my car
829
00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,262
doesn't really go back
far enough.
830
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,848
The steering wheel
digs into my belly.
831
00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:31,058
Oh. Yeah.
832
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,810
Are you still gonna
give me a ticket?
833
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:35,354
Of course not.
If I didn't know you, I would.
834
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,773
That's my new mission in life--
fuck over the rich.
835
00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:40,276
-That's a good mission.
-Thanks.
836
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,403
How long you been
a meter maid?
837
00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:45,156
I really hate that name.
I prefer something else.
838
00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:46,991
- Like what?
-I don't know.
839
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,034
Meter Master maybe.
840
00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:50,077
Oh! How about, um...
Ticket Titan?
841
00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:52,538
Ah, that's good, too.
Parking Punisher?
842
00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,623
Oh, sexy.
Sultan of the Summons.
843
00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:57,043
I am the Lord of the Late Fees.
844
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,339
I gotta get back to work.
845
00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:06,552
Hey, Tish.
846
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:09,347
-Is that my baby?
847
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:13,142
Thanks for not giving me
a ticket.
848
00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:29,575
-Wee whoo, wee whoo, wee whoo.
849
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:32,995
Yeah. I hear
the sirens, too, Franny.
850
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:35,956
Maybe Grandpa was right.
851
00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:37,833
-Why?
852
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:41,629
Mommy's a loser.
What can I say?
853
00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:43,214
Mama's a loser.
854
00:39:43,255 --> 00:39:45,174
It's true.
855
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,717
If I find a bigger loser
than me,
856
00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,761
maybe then
they won't leave me.
857
00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:50,679
Wouldn't that be nice,
Franny?
858
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:53,391
-Having another mommy?
-I want two mommies!
859
00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:54,725
-Me too.
860
00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:57,395
If only I can find a loser
bigger than me,
861
00:39:57,436 --> 00:39:59,438
-then I won't be alone--
-Don't say a fucking word.
862
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,856
Everything's gonna be fine.
863
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:02,483
Just go along
with what I'm about to do,
864
00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:04,443
otherwise I'll shoot your kid.
in the head.
865
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:23,087
That was nice.
866
00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:25,131
Yeah. Kind of was.
867
00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:27,758
I'm Heidi.
868
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,927
Debbie.
869
00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:36,100
Honey, we're home.
Did you miss us?
870
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:38,936
Well, if it isn't
Judas and Brutus.
871
00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:40,771
Sorry, V.
We should never have left you
872
00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:42,523
for another bar--
beer, please.
873
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:44,608
- Me too.
- Where's Kev?
874
00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:46,986
We wanna apologize to him, too.
875
00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:48,487
Brought the girls
to a playdate,
876
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:51,198
Trying to see all their friends
before we leave.
877
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,826
I'm not gonna lie, V.
It was brutal out there.
878
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:55,870
Other bars are chargin'
$12 a drink.
879
00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:58,038
And they have
all kinds of rules.
880
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,707
Couldn't take off my shoes.
881
00:40:59,748 --> 00:41:01,709
- No napping.
-Wouldn't let us run a tab.
882
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:02,835
Two-drink minimum.
883
00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,378
Can't sit down
unless you order food.
884
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,714
One place wouldn't even let us
in without a valid I.D.
885
00:41:06,755 --> 00:41:08,591
And that one bar
that wanted a credit card
886
00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:10,551
before we even ordered
anything?
887
00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:12,428
-Total scam.
-Well, I hope you two
888
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,387
learned your lesson.
889
00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:17,016
-Please forgive us.
890
00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:19,101
Well...
891
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,020
look who's back.
892
00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:24,523
Benedict and Arnold.
893
00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:26,150
Kev.
894
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:27,359
- Sorry.
- Hmph.
895
00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:29,528
-How are the girls, babe?
-Great. They're gonna have
896
00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:31,071
dinner over there,
watch the Trolls movie,
897
00:41:31,113 --> 00:41:32,948
and Calise's mom's
gonna drop 'em off later.
898
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,783
Where'd you get
these books from?
899
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,118
-The library.
-What?
900
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,828
Yeah, near Calise's house.
Can you believe it?
901
00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:40,206
We're about to move, and I find
out we live next to a library.
902
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:41,248
Who knew?
903
00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,334
-Well, what'd ya get it?
-Well, I went in there
904
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:44,960
to ask that woman
who works there...
905
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,087
-The librarian?
-Long gray hair, glasses,
906
00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:48,631
oversized corduroy jumper?
907
00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:50,174
-Yeah, that's her.
- That's her.
908
00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:51,717
-That's the one.
-Yeah.
909
00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:53,719
Okay, well, I asked her
if she had books on Kentucky,
910
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,137
and check it out--
I'm gonna learn everything
911
00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,515
there is to know about
that dumb old state.
912
00:41:57,556 --> 00:41:59,683
Oh, babe, you're the best!
913
00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,393
I know.
914
00:42:01,435 --> 00:42:02,937
Hey, do you know the guy
on the penny
915
00:42:02,978 --> 00:42:04,688
-was born in Kentucky?
-Abe Lincoln.
916
00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:06,607
You read these books, too?
917
00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:11,195
Shit.
918
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,489
Hey, Howie, here, let me, uh,
let me give a hand
919
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,573
with that, man.
920
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:16,367
Here ya go, man.
921
00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:17,952
Give ya $200 for it.
922
00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:19,537
Yeah, good, good.
923
00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:22,164
-Wife's gonna love it.
-Cool, thanks, man.
924
00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:23,874
Yo, knuckleheads,
get over here.
925
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:25,042
- Yo, Lip.
-Yeah, yeah.
926
00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:26,585
-You selling that microwave?
-Yeah, everything.
927
00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:28,087
-Everything's gotta go.
-How much?
928
00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:31,340
Uh, I paid $150 for it,
so just give me 100 for it.
929
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,842
-Hundred?
-Thanks, man.
930
00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:36,220
- Hey, Lip.
- Thank--thank you.
931
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:37,763
Hey. Hey, there ya are.
932
00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:39,223
I was, uh, I was waitin'
on your call,
933
00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,559
-but in person's even better.
-Yeah, the, uh,
934
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,977
the guy carrying out
your stove
935
00:42:43,018 --> 00:42:44,478
said I could find you
back here.
936
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,188
Yeah, yeah, we're ju--we're
getting rid of everything,
937
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,523
you know,
especially if your boss
938
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:50,818
-is gonna tear the place down.
-Oh, yeah, um, about that.
939
00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:51,819
Yeah. What's up?
940
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,946
Uh, she doesn't wanna
buy your house now.
941
00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:55,406
What?
942
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,701
Y-you said she needs
three houses, right?
943
00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:00,411
Yeah, she got them.
944
00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:03,414
Uh...I don't understand.
945
00:43:03,455 --> 00:43:06,250
The man who lives
on the other side of the Balls,
946
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:08,127
he closed his deal.
947
00:43:08,168 --> 00:43:09,837
Old man Jefferson
sold his house?
948
00:43:09,878 --> 00:43:11,380
For $200,000.
949
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,632
I-I didn't even know
you made him an offer.
950
00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,301
It's business.
My boss is very savvy.
951
00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:17,469
I encouraged you
to take her offer earlier.
952
00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:19,138
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh...
953
00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:20,472
All right, well, look, look,
954
00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:22,057
I'll just take
the original offer, uh,
955
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,475
that's $200, that's good.
956
00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:24,893
Sorry.
957
00:43:27,813 --> 00:43:30,357
How much for
the fridge, Lip?
958
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,528
Um...
959
00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:41,118
You okay, Frank?
960
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,786
Uh-huh.
961
00:43:42,828 --> 00:43:44,079
It's like the doctor said.
962
00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,707
You have good days
and bad days, right?
963
00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:48,751
That's right, son.
964
00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:02,097
I had a fun time with you.
965
00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:03,891
Oh, yeah?
966
00:44:03,932 --> 00:44:06,352
What'd we do?
967
00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:08,437
I don't think
you ate enough today.
968
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,773
Probably right.
969
00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:12,941
I'm gonna get food.
970
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:16,528
Back at it again tomorrow?
We'll do more Frank things.
971
00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:19,281
You got it, son.
972
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:22,951
-Hiya, Frank.
-Hey.
973
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,286
What's goin' on in here?
974
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:26,121
Oh, uh, the renovations.
975
00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:28,332
You know, I'm fixing up
the house to--
976
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,668
I know what you're doing.
977
00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:31,669
Yeah?
978
00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:34,505
You're looking
for that brick of gold we hid
979
00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:37,174
when you were 12 years old,
aren't you?
980
00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:41,178
I, uh...
981
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,554
I-I was.
982
00:44:42,596 --> 00:44:44,306
-I knew it!
-Busted.
983
00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:45,683
Ha ha ha!
984
00:44:45,724 --> 00:44:47,685
Son!
985
00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:49,603
Don't you remember?
986
00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:51,313
Uh, what's that?
987
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:53,607
-We buried it.
-Right. Oh, yeah.
988
00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,484
-In the backyard.
-No, that's--that's right.
989
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,820
So no one would find it,
except you and me.
990
00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:00,280
Now--now--now I remember.
Yeah.
991
00:45:00,322 --> 00:45:02,783
Good thing I'm here.
992
00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:12,167
I guess I'm gonna put
the kitchen back together now.
993
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:16,630
We're gonna be rich tomorrow.
994
00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:23,971
mellow guitar
995
00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:30,269
Shit.
996
00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:32,354
- You're adorable.
997
00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:34,440
I feel the same way about you.
998
00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:36,483
There's a lot
about me, though,
999
00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:38,318
that you probably
aren't gonna like.
1000
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,904
Oh, God, don't even
get me started.
1001
00:45:40,946 --> 00:45:42,156
Me too.
1002
00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:45,242
-Like what?
-Pfft, for starters,
1003
00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:48,162
teen mom, uh...
1004
00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:50,289
raped a guy once.
1005
00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:52,374
Stole a baby.
1006
00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,543
Almost drowned a girl.
1007
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,754
I beat the shit out of...
1008
00:45:56,795 --> 00:45:58,881
so many people.
1009
00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:00,340
Once I drugged my half-sister
1010
00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:01,842
and locked her
in a shipping crate.
1011
00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:03,761
Aw. Child's play.
1012
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,220
-Really?
-Hell, yeah.
1013
00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:07,514
-None of that bothers me.
-Good.
1014
00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:08,974
How about you?
1015
00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:10,768
-Oh, okay, you ready for this?
-Go.
1016
00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:13,562
Okay, let's start--
when I'm six, uh,
1017
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,731
I bit a chunk off my mom's
boyfriend's face
1018
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,442
while he was sleeping.
1019
00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:37,544
Hey.
1020
00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,213
What are you doin' over here?
1021
00:46:39,254 --> 00:46:42,758
Watchin' a bunch a jackasses
try the cinnamon challenge.
1022
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,927
You comin' back
to the apartment?
1023
00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:47,471
I like it better
on the South Side.
1024
00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:50,057
You haven't really given
the West Side a shot.
1025
00:46:50,098 --> 00:46:51,850
Look, I don't fit in
over there, man.
1026
00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:53,018
Neither do I.
1027
00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:55,646
But...you know,
I'd like to try.
1028
00:46:55,687 --> 00:46:58,857
Guess that's the difference
between you and me.
1029
00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:01,527
We paid first, last,
and security.
1030
00:47:01,568 --> 00:47:03,529
And they were supposed to
give us some fuckin' furniture.
1031
00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:05,280
-We could buy our own.
-We're not gonna
1032
00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:08,492
agree on anything--we'll have
different tastes and shit.
1033
00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:13,247
So you're gonna stay here,
and I'm gonna live over there.
1034
00:47:13,288 --> 00:47:15,040
Looks like it.
1035
00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:16,583
It's nicer there.
1036
00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:18,085
Well, I guess
I don't like nice.
1037
00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:20,712
-Don't you want a better life?
-No.
1038
00:47:20,754 --> 00:47:23,382
-Why?
-'Cause it's too much--
1039
00:47:24,466 --> 00:47:27,010
It's too much fuckin'
pressure, all right?
1040
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:32,182
Okay.
I understand.
1041
00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:35,519
Shit makes me feel
uncomfortable.
1042
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,564
Fine.
1043
00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:41,358
Ahh.
1044
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,943
Fine what?
1045
00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:45,863
Fine, we'll stay here, then.
1046
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,993
Why?
1047
00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:52,369
Well, 'cause you're my husband.
1048
00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:55,038
If you're not happy there,
then we don't have to be there.
1049
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,415
Don't do that shit.
1050
00:47:56,456 --> 00:47:57,791
Don't do what?
1051
00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:59,293
-Guilt trippin' me.
-I'm not.
1052
00:47:59,334 --> 00:48:00,836
Yeah, you are--
you're doing the whole
1053
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,297
reverse fuckin' psychiatric
whatever the fuck.
1054
00:48:03,338 --> 00:48:06,341
I swear...I'm not.
1055
00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:09,553
What cinnamon challenge
things are you watching?
1056
00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,680
God damn it.
All right, we'll go back.
1057
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:13,140
What?
1058
00:48:13,181 --> 00:48:15,142
I'm not changin'
for anybody, though.
1059
00:48:15,183 --> 00:48:16,435
Nobody wants you to change.
1060
00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:18,145
Those gentrifyin'
motherfuckers do.
1061
00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:19,605
All right,
maybe you could change
1062
00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:21,064
an eensy, teensy little bit
1063
00:48:21,106 --> 00:48:22,566
and not steal anything
in the apartment complex.
1064
00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:24,902
That's what I'm sayin'.
I feel fuckin' handcuffed!
1065
00:48:24,943 --> 00:48:26,153
That's all I'm asking for.
1066
00:48:26,194 --> 00:48:27,279
You can do anything else
you want.
1067
00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:28,280
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1068
00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:29,948
Can I piss in the pool?
1069
00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:31,700
-Ugh. Really?
-Yep.
1070
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:35,245
All right, fine, but I want you
to come to a yoga class.
1071
00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:36,955
-Yo--no fuckin' way!
-All right, Whole Foods
1072
00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,582
so we can stare
at the organic fruit.
1073
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,792
Jesus, really? That's what
you wanna fuckin' do?
1074
00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:43,003
I'm letting you piss
in the pool.
1075
00:48:43,045 --> 00:48:46,381
Fine.
1076
00:48:48,675 --> 00:48:51,803
You are such a fuckin'
barbarian.
1077
00:48:51,845 --> 00:48:54,264
Thank you.
1078
00:48:57,559 --> 00:48:59,269
Oh, shit.
1079
00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:02,230
That's why they call it
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
1080
00:49:02,272 --> 00:49:04,358
Learn something new
every day.
1081
00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:07,235
-You ready, babe? I'm tired.
-Yeah, let's do it.
1082
00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:09,112
Do you know that two women
from Louisville
1083
00:49:09,154 --> 00:49:10,989
invented
the "Happy Birthday" song?
1084
00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:13,241
Oh, my goodness.
1085
00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:15,410
-Look at this.
-What?
1086
00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:17,412
-Photo...
-Oh.
1087
00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:19,873
Of you, me, and Stan.
1088
00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:22,334
That's when we first
started workin' here.
1089
00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:24,336
How long ago
you think this was?
1090
00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:26,254
It's at least 15 years ago.
1091
00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:27,631
Wow.
1092
00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:31,551
I cannot believe we're
uprooting our entire life.
1093
00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:35,347
Everything we worked
so hard for.
1094
00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:37,766
Oh...
1095
00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,477
I knew there was emotion
in there.
1096
00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:48,694
We're leaving
everything behind.
1097
00:49:48,735 --> 00:49:50,779
-Hey, V.
1098
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,280
It's gonna be okay.
1099
00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:56,743
Wait a minute.
Are you faking?
1100
00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:59,204
Totally.
Rearview mirror, Kev.
1101
00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,164
Let's go.
1102
00:50:01,206 --> 00:50:03,625
That was just mean.
1103
00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:09,631
Sh--
1104
00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:11,633
Fuck!
1105
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:13,844
Oh, fuck!
1106
00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:04,352
Hey, Kev.
1107
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,149
V!
1108
00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:53,401
mellow guitar
1109
00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:44,828
A little messed up,
do you feel it?
1110
00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:47,998
A little bit a this
and a little bit a that
1111
00:52:48,039 --> 00:52:50,959
She wanna know
which way I'm leanin'
1112
00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:54,504
Am I really made of this,
am I really made of that?
1113
00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:57,841
And is it so bad
if you need me?
1114
00:52:57,883 --> 00:53:00,927
Just a little bit, whoa,
don't get rid of me
1115
00:53:00,969 --> 00:53:03,263
But love is so blind
when you feel it
1116
00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:06,558
Can't defeat it,
hope you're feeling
1117
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:10,187
High hopes
1118
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,901
High hopes
1119
00:53:15,942 --> 00:53:18,695
Ah, that's so much better.
1120
00:53:19,905 --> 00:53:23,200
High hopes
1121
00:53:26,244 --> 00:53:29,623
High hopes
1122
00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:36,171
I'ma talk like
I don't really mean it
1123
00:53:37,756 --> 00:53:39,925
Bless me, St. John's,
I'ma act
1124
00:53:39,966 --> 00:53:42,344
Like I don't really
need it
1125
00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:45,639
Bet you see these funds,
they gon' cheer me up
1126
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,350
Brand-new whip,
sound like Cheerio
1127
00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:50,977
Wake me up,
Rey Mysterio
1128
00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:52,771
Ah, yeah, hey,
wipe my eyes
1129
00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:55,273
Cant' see clearly, though,
I been on the block
1130
00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:57,901
Boy move soft
like some cereal, ah, hey
1131
00:53:57,943 --> 00:54:02,030
High hopes with you man,
I wanna see you again
1132
00:54:04,157 --> 00:54:08,078
High hopes with you man,
I wanna see you again
1133
00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:11,998
Yeah, I don't think
you good at keepin' secrets
1134
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,335
All the bags on the floor
make you heated
1135
00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:17,003
Blind my eyes,
boy too bright
1136
00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:18,296
He got them sequins
1137
00:54:18,338 --> 00:54:21,216
Man, I hope you comin' back
to cop that free shit
1138
00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:23,343
Back to cop
that free shit
1139
00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:26,179
That's elite shit,
high hopes
1140
00:54:30,141 --> 00:54:33,436
High hopes
1140
00:54:34,305 --> 00:55:34,775
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