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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:09,259 How the hell'd you get in here? 2 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:10,510 Hey, I'm not gonna tell you 3 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,721 what happened last week on Shameless, all right? 4 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,681 Go look it up on goddamn Wikipedia. 5 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:15,932 I don't want you to sell the house. 6 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,018 Me, Ian, Carl, Liam-- we're movin' out. 7 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:19,394 I want Franny to have what I had. 8 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,062 I want her to grow up with family. 9 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,064 How about this one? It's got a heated pool, 10 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,150 -gym, garden. - It's on the fuckin' 11 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,526 -West Side. - Can we just talk 12 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,695 to the lady, take a look at the lease? 13 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:30,238 I'm not moving here. 14 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,322 Signed the lease. 15 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,783 -You did what? -It'll be good for us, Mick. 16 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,036 - Hey, who's that? 17 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:38,121 The landlord. He's the guy who called this in. 18 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,914 Need you to step out the vehicle, sir. 19 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:42,167 -Ha ha ha. What? -I said, 20 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,418 -step out of the vehicle! -Whoa! 21 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,378 Hey, you gotta be kidding me. Hey, get off of me, man! 22 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:47,464 I'm arresting you for assaulting a police officer. 23 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:50,300 You and your fancy S-Class and shiny shoes 24 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:52,385 are goin' down! 25 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,803 Kev and V are still in Louisville 26 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:54,929 helping V's mom settle in. 27 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,473 I accidentally got a bartending job. 28 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:58,475 I maybe got offered a job today, too. 29 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:01,519 We should sell the Alibi, move down here, and make bank. 30 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:02,979 If you weren't all Mr. Fuckin' Fix It, 31 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:04,564 I wouldn't be movin' to the goddamn West Side. 32 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,025 What the fuck are you gonna do? 33 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:10,570 Mama's really gonna miss her family. 34 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,781 -You have dementia. -Have you all talked about 35 00:01:12,822 --> 00:01:14,240 what to do with me when it gets bad? 36 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:18,244 No. But it'll probably be up to me to figure it out. 37 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,288 Who else is gonna do it? They all hate you. 38 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,623 Right. 39 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,083 Don't look so glum, kid. 40 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,709 Everybody dies sooner or later. 41 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:25,919 I lived a good life. 42 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,921 I got to live it my way. 43 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:29,255 What do you think? 62 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,803 Shit. 63 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,058 -Stupid fuckin' moon. 64 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,361 - Last call, guys. 65 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,238 Another round of appletinis, please. 66 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,323 I got one, two, 99 problems 67 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,033 And the cig in my hand, it ain't one 68 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,451 Give me your keys or at least call an Uber. 69 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,828 I'm good, I'm goo-- I'm fine. 70 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,497 Yeah, gluten-free. 71 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:09,624 Oh, for health. They smell really good, right? 72 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,168 A glimpse of the climate change getting warm 73 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:14,879 Bars are closing. Let's go have an afterparty. 74 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,382 Okay. All right. 75 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,133 Fuckin' West Side. 76 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:22,011 Antoinette, sweet Marie 77 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,514 Chop it off, squeaky clean... 78 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:29,102 Down below, buried deep 79 00:04:29,143 --> 00:04:31,604 Let me go, set me free 80 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:34,232 Body's strong, but mentally 81 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,526 Lost my mind, guillotine 82 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,029 Hey. 83 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,072 Hey. 84 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,575 Lost my mind, guillotine 85 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,704 -Thought you moved out. -Go fuck yourself. 86 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:56,254 Lost my mind, guillotine 87 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,202 -Mornin'. - Hey. 88 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,163 You stay up all night again? 89 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:32,165 Indeed, I have, Officer. 90 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,418 Yeah, I'm an officer, but what does that even mean? 91 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,503 All I see is lazy cops who do nothing 92 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:40,173 or hard-ass cops who don't give a shit about the community. 93 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:42,675 It's like I don't wanna be either one of those, 94 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,052 so what's the point? 95 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:45,261 What? 96 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,263 -Nothing. Never mind. -No, no. 97 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:48,890 Look, I'm sorry, man, I do, I wanna listen to you, 98 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,224 but could we do it another time? 99 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,226 My brain can't switch gears right now. 100 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:53,686 -That's fine. 101 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,813 Jesus--loud! Early! 102 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,857 Yeah, well, I gotta try and get this finished. 103 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,567 I wanna list the house by the end of the week. 104 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:02,362 Great. Can't wait to get kicked out soon. 105 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:05,615 We still having this conversation? 106 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:07,617 Are you still uprooting my daughter and I 107 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:09,243 from the only home we've ever known? 108 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:10,787 No, No. I'm selling our home 109 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:12,372 so everybody can have a nest egg 110 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:13,581 and buy their own homes. 111 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,416 Whatever. I'll still be all alone. 112 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,877 Then go find somebody to be with. 113 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:20,421 It's not that easy! I suck at relationships. 114 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,256 I can't take care of you anymore, Debs. 115 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:24,092 Of course not. 116 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:26,511 Look, I got my own family to worry about. 117 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,554 -So do I! -We're adults now, okay? 118 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:31,224 This is what adults do. They move on, all right? 119 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:35,019 Guess I'll go off and find some random old person to marry. 120 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,062 -You should do that. 121 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,731 -I'll be out of your hair soon enough--don't worry. 122 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:41,526 - Fuck. 123 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,340 Ohh--gross! 124 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:07,218 Ew! Ass fuck. 125 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,845 You shit yourself, Frank. 126 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:11,597 What the fuck? 127 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,359 - Frank. -I just shat the bed 128 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:24,610 and pissed myself. 129 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,863 -Ew! -I'm lost. 130 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,614 Spent. Used up. 131 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,992 -You're just being dramatic. -I'm hopelessly wandering 132 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,869 in a world I don't recognize. 133 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:34,162 It's just a bad morning for you. 134 00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:35,788 Happens to the best of them. 135 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,874 What are you doing today? 136 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:40,042 Uh...nothing. 137 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:42,295 Me neither. 138 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:44,505 Let's have some fun. 139 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,425 -I don't feel like it. -Come on. 140 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,676 It's like you used to always tell me. 141 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,262 Either you run the day, or the day runs you. 142 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,430 I said that? 143 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,223 Just get in the shower. 144 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,559 We're gonna do some Frank things. 145 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,603 Frank things? 146 00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,645 Yeah. 147 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:02,106 Drinking, scamming-- you know, Frank things. 148 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,983 Okay. 149 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,584 Hey, morning. 150 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:24,086 Hey. 151 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:25,421 Where you been? 152 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:29,050 I, uh, just woke up early, went for a walk. 153 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:30,343 Oh. 154 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,554 I slept great last night. You? 155 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,474 The moon's really fuckin' bright over here. 156 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,728 I'm pretty sure it's the same everywhere. 157 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,271 I...guess so. 158 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:45,900 You wanna check out the amenities in this place? 159 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,069 I'm gonna get some laundry done. 160 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,404 Sure you don't wanna hit up the gym... 161 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:52,907 go for a little dip in the pool after? 162 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,408 No. I wanna check to see 163 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:57,036 when our furniture's gettin' here. 164 00:08:58,579 --> 00:08:59,622 Meet up after, then. 165 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:03,251 Yeah, sure. Not goin' anywhere. 166 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,378 Okay. Yeah, good. 167 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,423 I'm glad we rented this place. 168 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,055 - Carl, morning. - Arthur. 169 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,598 Beiser's husband made pound cake. 170 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,350 It's in the break room. Grab some before it's gone. 171 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,269 Or I could just eat the crumbs off your vest. 172 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,979 Mm? Oopsy-doopsy. 173 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,106 Got a dog at home, eats up all the crumbs on the floor. 174 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:26,524 Know what we call her? 175 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,650 Um...Hoover? 176 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,694 Oh, my God, that would have been genius. 177 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,112 No, her name's Millie. 178 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,573 Gallagher. 179 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:36,742 Sergeant Stamps. 180 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:39,704 Need you to apologize to Mr. McManus, Carl. 181 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,622 That the guy with the Merce-Benz? 182 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,457 He's filing a brutality claim against you. 183 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:45,418 -Me? What? Why? -I'm gonna go with 184 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,795 door number two--slamming the guy against his car. 185 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,255 This can all go away. 186 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,591 Say a few words, "I'm sorry," blah, blah, blah. 187 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,092 - Seriously? -Most likely, 188 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,594 he'll drop the claim. 189 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,012 -It'll save the department 50K. - So what? 190 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:57,555 Every time someone complains, 191 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,265 we just apologize and it goes away? 192 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,225 If the person's a rich a-hole with an attorney. 193 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,935 Ready? 194 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,939 You got this, Carl. 195 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:10,735 Mr. McManus, 196 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,903 Officer Gallagher has something to say to you. 197 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,905 Excuse me if I don't, uh, do a jig. 198 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,199 I got two dislocated discs in my neck, thanks to you. 199 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,618 I'm very sorry about that, sir. 200 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:21,412 I was out of line, and it won't happen again. 201 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,625 Well, I hope we can all put this behind us. 202 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:28,085 Officer Gallagher, you may go back to work now. 203 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,253 Thank you, ma'am. 204 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,588 That's it? You're gonna let him 205 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:34,467 -get off that easily? - Gallagher, hold up. 206 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:39,221 I'm a victim here. 207 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,973 Yes. Yes, you are, sir. 208 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,601 I was simply double-parked in front of my building, 209 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,270 and you slammed my body up against my car. 210 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,605 I'm sorry about that. 211 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,898 Well, now I know 212 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,859 how every Black person in America feels. 213 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,487 Did you actually just say that? 214 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,781 - Say what? - That you, a privileged 215 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:59,575 piece of shit who evicts people from their apartments 216 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:00,993 can relate to how Black people feel, 217 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:02,036 who are literally murdered 218 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,245 at the hands of the police department? 219 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:04,413 Well, yes, as a matter of fact, 220 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,790 -I do relate to them. - No, stop. 221 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,000 I was fine apologizing to your entitled ass 222 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,502 to make this all go away, 223 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,003 but I can't play this game anymore. 224 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,255 I spent the last few months trying to figure out 225 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:14,548 what kind of cop I wanna be, 226 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,883 and I'll say this, Sergeant Stamps: 227 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,593 I haven't met a lot of good role models here. 228 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,345 -Why don't we regroup and-- -But this jagoff 229 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,681 made me realize what kind of cop I wanna be now. 230 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,307 I'm not sure you'll have much of a choice 231 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,142 -at this point. -I wanna be the type a cop 232 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,478 who stands up for those who don't have a voice-- 233 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,105 the lost, the forgotten. 234 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:30,439 They deserve a fair share, 235 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,358 even if that means rich pricks like you, Mr. McManus, 236 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,859 have to pay the price 237 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:36,529 in order to rebalance the scales of justice. 238 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,364 So, with that being said, 239 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,699 I take my apology back. 240 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:43,536 Mm-hmm. I'll see you in court, dickwad. 241 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,163 Gallagher. 242 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,374 Last piece of pound cake! 243 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,418 Goin' once, goin' twice, 244 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:53,379 sold to Arthur Tipping. 245 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,518 All right. All the way down. 246 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:10,730 All the way down. 247 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,440 Hope I don't see you here again. 248 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,400 I ain't never comin' back to this shithole. 249 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,444 Then don't try to kill no more cops or nothin'. 250 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:18,821 I'll see what I can do about that. 251 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,157 Really didn't think I was gonna like it there that much, 252 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,075 but everybody's so friendly and nice. 253 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,452 How can Louisville be nice 254 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,495 if they don't even have pro sports teams? 255 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,122 They have good college B-ball. 256 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,166 -That doesn't count. - Kev! 257 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,375 It happened. 258 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,501 Oh, fuck, please don't tell me 259 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,295 that that picture with me with a turtleneck 260 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,380 -resurfaced on the Internet. -I don't know about that. 261 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,425 But the money came through, deposited into our account. 262 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,468 Look. 263 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:41,469 Holy shit. 264 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,053 -That's a lot of numbers. -Eighty large! 265 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,222 -How'd ya score that? -We sold our house. 266 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:48,100 You got $80,000 for that piece of shit? 267 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,019 Actually, we got $175,000. 268 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,687 -What? - Yep. 269 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,147 But we had to pay off the bank loan. 270 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,523 How'd ya sell it so fast? 271 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,900 Developer left us a note on our door 272 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,193 sayin' she wanted to buy it. 273 00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,779 It's official. We're movin' to Louisville. 274 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:03,157 Holy shit, it's official. We're movin' to Louisville. 275 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,492 Are we really doin' this, V? 276 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,285 Of course we're really doin' it. 277 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,329 -You sellin' the bar, too? - I guess so. 278 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,790 -Absolutely. -And everything in it, V? 279 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,542 I mean, what about this? What about Hulu Lamp Girl? 280 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:14,710 I love her. 281 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,796 You didn't even know she was here, Kev. 282 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,464 I knew exactly where she-- 283 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,716 No! Hulu Lamp Girl! 284 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,551 Hey, you guys. 285 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,054 Hey. We sold our house. 286 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,305 Wait. What? 287 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,390 Yeah, they're gonna become college basketball fans. 288 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,893 Hey, Tommy, don't ever say that again. 289 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,311 We're movin' to Louisville. 290 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,189 No! Why is everybody leaving me? 291 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,273 Oh, you can come visit. 292 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,777 We're gonna have plenty of room in our new house. 293 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,071 Why do you guys have such a good relationship? 294 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:43,781 -We work on it. -Sex. 295 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,699 I can't even find a partner. 296 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:49,036 Kev, what's wrong with me? 297 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,332 Uh... 298 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,336 Never ask a guy that question. 299 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,380 There is nothin' wrong with you. 300 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,381 Not true. 301 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,508 Everybody I've ever dated has treated me like shit. 302 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,844 That's because you treat yourself like shit. 303 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:05,886 You have to love yourself 304 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,596 before anyone else is gonna love you. 305 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,265 Cute. And total bullshit. 306 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:10,808 -No, it isn't. -It is. 307 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,894 That's just what people say when they can't find a partner. 308 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,523 -Where are you goin'? 309 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:21,026 Find somebody who can give me a better answer. 310 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,822 Spare some change. 311 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,198 Any little bit will help. 312 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,533 -Please. 313 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,159 Anything will help. 314 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,955 -Spare change, please! - Get out of the street! 315 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:36,375 Spare change. Help me feed my family. 316 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,960 We're homeless. 317 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,837 Hey, Frank, isn't this is fun? 318 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,631 - Yeah. - Hey! 319 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,216 Yo, yo, yo, yo! 320 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,302 What are you fellas doin'? Gonna get smushed! 321 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:49,597 - Wait, wh-who is this? - Oh, what's goin' on? 322 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,974 Name's Lester. I'm not gonna hurt ya. 323 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,601 Did he say Chester? 324 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:54,810 Lester. 325 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,979 You were out in the middle of the street. 326 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,565 Here, take this. 327 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,109 Promise me you'll go home now. 328 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,903 C-can I lead you in the right direction? 329 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:07,114 Twenty bucks is not gonna cut it--we got bills to pay. 330 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,574 How'd ya know it was a 20? 331 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,992 I have a keen sense of-- 332 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,745 My father has partial vision in his left eye. 333 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,915 Come on, son, we gotta go get some more money. 334 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:18,167 -Wait, wait, wait, wait! 335 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:21,253 Aw, jeez. Here's a hundy. 336 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:24,381 Is this enough to keep you guys out of traffic? 337 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,633 Uh... 338 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,551 -yes, it is. - Okay. 339 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:31,055 Great. Now, please, go home. 340 00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,267 Stay safe! 341 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,395 - Well, that was fun. 342 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:42,274 Hey, let's go spend some money. 343 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,166 How's it goin'? 344 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,085 This treadmill taken? 345 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,544 What? 346 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,712 Nothin'. 347 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,090 You just go back to workin' 348 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,969 those ripped, sweaty abs. 349 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,971 Okay, let's see, uh... 350 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,764 cross-country running? 351 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,723 Sure. 352 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,767 Incline...five. 353 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,978 Speed...20? 354 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,647 Okay. 355 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,836 Shit! 356 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:48,674 Never put the speed higher than eight on these new ones. 357 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,342 - Thanks. 358 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,679 Virgin? 359 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,431 Only at fancy treadmills. 360 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,434 Just move in? 361 00:16:58,475 --> 00:16:59,685 I did. 362 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,020 Think you'll like it here. 363 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,355 I think I will, too. 364 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,986 Me and my ripped, sweaty abs 365 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,865 will see ya around some time. 366 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,992 Can't hold me back 367 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,437 Shitty-ass moon. 368 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,647 Eh. Looks good. 369 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,951 - Morning! -Jesus! 370 00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,119 Or is it afternoon already? 371 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,454 Your dog's wearing a diaper. 372 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,456 Miss Suzannah. She's a breeding dog. 373 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,374 It's her time of the month. 374 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,335 That's fuckin' weird. Hey, you know where 375 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,920 I can find the laundry in this shithole? 376 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,254 You know, I couldn't help but notice 377 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,549 that you just hanged some sort of...curtain? 378 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:13,717 Sorry. Who are you again? 379 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,135 Melanie Runkin, on-site manager. 380 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,179 We met after your husband signed the lease. 381 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,139 From the South Side, right? 382 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,682 -What about it? -They probably do things 383 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,976 differently down there, but here at the Arlington Grove, 384 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,479 we have a... a whites-only policy. 385 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,314 That's some racist-ass shit. 386 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,566 -I'm talking about curtains. -Oh. 387 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,860 You can read the guidelines in the CCNRs. 388 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,196 -Come on, Miss Suzannah. -The CCN what? 389 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,156 Bye! 390 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,951 Poor fucking dog. 391 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,788 It's about 1,600 square feet, 392 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,040 not counting the back storage area. 393 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,542 Two blocks away from the El. 394 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,085 Kev, we're not keeping those things. 395 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,837 Yes, we are! 396 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:52,464 Okay? Yes. 397 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,757 That would be great. 398 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,551 All right, I'll see you there. 399 00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:58,262 That was our commercial real-estate agent. 400 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,222 He's coming by to check out the Alibi. 401 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,266 He said it should sell pretty easily. 402 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,309 That's our cue to go. 403 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,811 What? Why? 404 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,355 If you're selling, we need to start dating other bars. 405 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,481 We gotta find our new home. 406 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,901 Wait, so th-that's it? You're just leavin' us? 407 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,528 See ya. 408 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,614 V, we need to slow down a little bit here. 409 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,907 We are moving forward. 410 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,160 All of this is in our rearview mirror! 411 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,202 Not mine! 412 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,745 - Yo. What up? - Hey. 413 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,914 -Hey, I'm glad to see you. -Hey, yeah, I, uh, came by 414 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,624 to grab the sink from Stan's old apartment? 415 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,376 You guys said I could have it for the remodel? 416 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,670 Yeah, yeah, come on. I'm really glad you're here. 417 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,006 I...I need a guy chat right now, I'm-- 418 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,299 I-I need some support. 419 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,426 Well, I'm kind of pressed for time--can it wait? 420 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,510 Not really. 421 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,720 - Hey, Lip. -Yeah. 422 00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,555 You can ransack our place. Take whatever you need. 423 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,974 -What do you mean? -We sold our house. 424 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,851 Wait, wait, wait--you what? 425 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,061 Uh-huh. Yeah. 426 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,522 We did. 427 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,441 I'm just hearin' about this now? 428 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,359 Well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 429 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,945 You know? I'm feeling a little unmoored here. 430 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,239 You guys didn't even do any renovations. 431 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,449 No, buyers are just gonna knock it down. 432 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,909 Fuck me. Who is this person? 433 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,619 Developer. Left a note in our door. 434 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,995 I'm sure she left one in yours, too. 435 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,663 They wanna buy three houses on the block. 436 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,249 You serious? I been bustin' my ass to fix the place to sell, 437 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,876 and you guys get an offer just like that? 438 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,753 175 large. 439 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,379 Shit. 440 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,342 -You still got that note? -I should. Let me check. 441 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:19,676 Hey, Lip? 442 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,761 -Lip. -Yeah. 443 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,512 Guy chat? Kitchen sink? 444 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,722 Yeah, shit, I'm sorry, Kev. 445 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,349 This is kind of a lot for me to process right now. 446 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,602 -Yeah, how do ya think I feel? -Ah, here it is. 447 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,686 Yeah. 448 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,313 All right, I'ma call her right now. 449 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,648 And, Kev, I'll call you later, all right? 450 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,025 Yeah, sure thing. Great talk. Thanks. 451 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,401 Bye. 452 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,904 Fuck. 453 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,450 You guys aren't gonna be my neighbors anymore. 454 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,336 Despite all of this potentially turning 455 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,463 into a major lawsuit for the department, 456 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,674 I was very inspired by your speech. 457 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:00,217 Thank you, sir-- uh, ma'am. 458 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,761 Ha. Reminded me of why I became a police officer 459 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,264 -in the first place. -Really? 460 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,099 Your words-- mm, mm, mm-- 461 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,850 brought a tear to my eye. 462 00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,102 -Is that so? -Yes. 463 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:13,146 It was beautiful. But you made the wrong choice. 464 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:14,481 Went against the department. 465 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,857 So you're gonna fire me? 466 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,026 Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't fire you. 467 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,362 Union won't let me. But I can demote you. 468 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,947 -Demote me? - Hmph. 469 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:25,909 Welcome to your new job, Meter Maid Gallagher. 470 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,828 Ha ha. 471 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,091 Mmm. 472 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,176 Oh. Ahh. 473 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:47,973 I missed your fucking green little leprechaun ass. 474 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,834 Jack-fuckin'-pot, baby. 475 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:23,884 - Hey, Tami. 476 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,719 Hey. We were just talking 477 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:28,263 about all the hair you grow during a pregnancy. 478 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:29,681 Oh, God, don't remind me. 479 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,058 whenever I would shave my thighs, 480 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,434 it would grow back the next day. 481 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,061 It was like I was living in hair shorts. 482 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:35,645 Kids are a pain in the ass. 483 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:38,231 Uh, what are you doin' here? Need a haircut? 484 00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:40,067 I need a life. I'm trying to figure out 485 00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:42,611 how to find a relationship that lasts. 486 00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:44,696 - You single? -Yeah. 487 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,114 Ooh, lucky! 488 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,699 No. I hate it. 489 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,533 Why? 490 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:50,494 I mean, I don't want to be alone. 491 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,412 Well, I wish I were sometimes. 492 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:53,872 Ooh, me too! 493 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,248 How can you guys say that? 494 00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,084 - Easier. -Yeah, you get to make 495 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,335 all the decisions yourself. 496 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,796 Don't have to deal with anybody else's baggage. 497 00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:02,297 -Exactly. - No. 498 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,424 I want someone to share a life with. 499 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,259 I mean, I wanna take care of someone. 500 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:07,719 I don't know, Debs. 501 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:08,720 I-it's possible 502 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:11,306 you might be alone the rest of your life. 503 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,266 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 504 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:16,311 I just mean that your parents were really shitty role models. 505 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,397 Yeah, they were pretty shitty. 506 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:21,775 Yeah. They didn't teach you how to connect, 507 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:23,068 be vulnerable, 508 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:26,279 resolve conflict, communicate, compromise. 509 00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:27,906 Damn, that's some real talk! 510 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:30,492 I didn't even know those were things I was supposed to do. 511 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:31,660 Yeah, and it's not your fault 512 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,537 that you don't know those things. 513 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:35,497 Yeah. It's Frank's fault. 514 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:38,208 Yeah. It is. 515 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,545 I mean, he ruined love for me. 516 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,560 Thank you, doll. 517 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,604 See you soon, Frank. 518 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:01,064 Bye. 519 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,108 Sounds like everything worked out okay 520 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,484 in the romance department. 521 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:07,070 I don't know about romance, 522 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,531 but I'm still really good at fucking. 523 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:12,617 Frank Gallagher's still got it. 524 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,244 Mm. 525 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,465 Whoo. 526 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,206 Forgot your towel? 527 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,083 Yeah, I didn't even think of it. 528 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:45,252 Here. We have extras. They're clean. 529 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,837 -Thank you. -We're in apartment 203. 530 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:49,965 Just bring it back some time. 531 00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:51,299 - Washed. -Alan. Of course 532 00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,343 he's gonna wash it before he returns it. 533 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,930 I don't know--he didn't shower before he jumped in the pool. 534 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,890 -Oh-- -Don't listen to him. 535 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,058 He's a stickler for rules. 536 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,769 -It's written right there. -Sorry about that. 537 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,980 Didn't see it, but won't happen again. 538 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:06,565 I promise, Alan. 539 00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:09,276 I'll let it go this time. 540 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,611 -Thanks. -You just move in? 541 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,363 I did. With my husband. 542 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,198 Here. 543 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,075 Sit, sit. 544 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:20,745 I'm Jill. And Alan, of course. 545 00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:22,414 -Ian. - So, Ian, 546 00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:24,833 what do you do, besides contaminate our pool? 547 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:26,293 Stop, Alan! 548 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,420 It has chlorine in it. 549 00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:30,505 He's only joking with you. 550 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:32,132 That's okay, I don't mind. 551 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,466 I, uh, have actually 552 00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:35,093 never lived in a place like this before, 553 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:36,219 so this is all new to me. 554 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,887 I grew up on the South Side my whole life. 555 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,640 Well, you're gonna love it on the West Side. 556 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,225 There's so much to do over here. 557 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,185 The restaurants, cafes... 558 00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:46,479 yoga studios. 559 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,829 -Hey, buddy. -Hey, what are you doin' here? 560 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,415 Came by to see how your first day in the new job was. 561 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:06,541 I think I'm gonna like it-- 562 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:07,959 drill on the street and whatnot. 563 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,502 Finally feel like I have a purpose. 564 00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:10,503 Good for you. 565 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:11,880 What are you doin' in that thing? 566 00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:14,174 Sometimes I like to take it for a little joy ride. 567 00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,635 Usually people take out a Landi or a 'Stang 568 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:17,927 for a joy ride. 569 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,305 Arthur Tipping takes out the meter maid vehicle. 570 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:22,307 Hey, I know you don't think I'm very adventurous. 571 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:24,142 -True statement. -But I can prove you wrong. 572 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,978 How? You gonna steal a doughnut from 7-Eleven? 573 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,688 Break up a fight on a playground? 574 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:29,898 Talk too loud in church? 575 00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:31,399 I happen to have a very wild side. 576 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:32,275 Ha ha! 577 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,860 You know the "Renegade" Challenge? 578 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,362 Yeah? What of it? 579 00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:36,738 You and me, let's go. 580 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,948 We're officers of the law. 581 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,325 And I'm on duty. 582 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,661 What's that I hear? You're a scared little pussy? 583 00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:44,871 Bitch, you don't know what you're talkin' about. 584 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,331 And you're not on TikTok. 585 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,833 Oh, ho ho. 586 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,669 - "Renegade" plays -Oh, my God. 587 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:51,961 That's my song! 588 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:55,340 Renegade, renegade, renegade, renegade 589 00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:59,469 Go go go go 590 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,262 Fuck you. 591 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:06,810 Watch and learn, nerd. 592 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:08,728 Like I hit the lottery, the lottery 593 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,439 Hos a trip, watch 'em how they fall on me 594 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:14,693 Hunnys blue, yeah, I got 'em all on me 595 00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:17,195 Go go go go 596 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,113 Go, let's go 597 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:19,572 Mm, Prada shoes 598 00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:21,199 Yeah, I keep a style on me 599 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,659 Style on me, pretty freaks 600 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:23,993 Make them bitches pile on me 601 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:25,829 I swear, rack party 602 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:28,164 I got 30 thou on me right now 603 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,999 Go go go go go 604 00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,584 Go, let's go 605 00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,545 -Hey. - Hey. 606 00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:34,713 -You Lip? -Yeah, yeah. 607 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:37,173 -Hey, Flavia. -Hi. 608 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:39,551 -Thanks for reaching out. -Yeah, yeah, you got it. 609 00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:42,053 So, uh, look, I got the note you left on our door, 610 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:44,097 and, uh, the Balls said you bought their house? 611 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,141 Oh, my boss did. I'm just helpin' her out. 612 00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:48,435 She's lookin' for three houses in a row on this block, 613 00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:50,520 and we just acquired that one. 614 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,771 Oh, the old Milkovich house. 615 00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:53,106 So--so my house would be the third. 616 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:54,649 If you're willin' to sell. 617 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:57,277 Could offer you 200K for the land. 618 00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:59,529 New development goin' up. 619 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,239 Oh, you're pushin' people out, huh? 620 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,908 You know folks have lived here for generations. 621 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:06,077 -Be unrecognizable soon. -I got another appointment 622 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:08,329 in, uh, ten minutes, so... 623 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,622 Do we have a deal? 624 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:11,958 I could, uh, send over the paperwork for you to sign. 625 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,210 Money would be wired into your account 626 00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:16,087 in under two weeks. 627 00:29:18,673 --> 00:29:20,592 Look, since I'm the last man standing 628 00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:23,887 and, uh, you need my house to finish the project, 629 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,889 seems only fair I get more than $200. 630 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,099 Well, how much you thinkin'? 631 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:31,186 I couldn't see myself selling for less than $300. 632 00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:34,314 We could, uh, probably make $250 work. 633 00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:36,357 Two seventy-five? 634 00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:39,110 You drive a hard bargain, Mr. Gallagher. 635 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:41,696 Let me talk to my boss. 636 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,448 Thank you. 637 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,461 Get out of the road, Grandma! 638 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:57,879 What the fu-- 639 00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,464 I can go faster than you with my eyes closed 640 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,674 -and my dick in my hand. -Yeah, very, very funny. 641 00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:03,635 All right, nothin' to see. Move along. 642 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,225 No, no, no, no, no, no. 643 00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:12,477 Please, please, please, I'm right here, I'm right here. 644 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:13,937 Sorry. Meter's expired. 645 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:15,939 I know. I remembered when I was already in line. 646 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,274 I didn't wanna leave and lose my spot, man. 647 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:20,693 Come on, you know how long it takes in the post office. 648 00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:23,071 Look, I'm just doin' my job, buddy. 649 00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:24,489 Oh, fuck. 650 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:26,032 How much is the ticket? 651 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,575 I got furloughed last week, and-- 652 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,661 Hey, shit for brains, better not ticket my car. 653 00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:31,788 Seriously, have you nothing better to do 654 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,289 than be a bottom-feeding scumbag 655 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:35,458 who can't make a living any other way? 656 00:30:39,295 --> 00:30:41,297 You know what? You can go, son. 657 00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:43,258 -What? - Yeah. 658 00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:45,134 Seriously, no ticket for you. 659 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:46,344 -Seriously? -Seriously. 660 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,429 I'm the type a cop who gives the poor man a break 661 00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:50,723 every single time, no questions asked. 662 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:52,892 Okay, great. Thank you. 663 00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,063 However, as for you, 664 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:59,357 I'm going to make people like you pay 665 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:00,775 every single time. 666 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:03,152 You rich fucks are goin' down. 667 00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:07,740 Hey, girls, I need to tell you somethin'. 668 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:10,493 Sometimes change needs to happen, 669 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,996 and when it does, at first, it's really hard. 670 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,581 But in the long run, 671 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:16,958 it's always for the best. 672 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,460 Well, not always. I mean, I had to change foster families 673 00:31:19,502 --> 00:31:21,254 from the Butterfields to the Carrias, 674 00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,297 and that wasn't so great. 675 00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:25,133 The Carrias liked to beat me with belts 676 00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:27,427 and slippers and hairbrushes. 677 00:31:27,468 --> 00:31:29,679 Yeah, come to think of it... 678 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,598 change is really, really bad. 679 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:33,349 Kev, what are you doin'? Just tell them. 680 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:34,934 Girls, we are leaving Chicago 681 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:36,436 and moving to Louisville. Cool? Cool. 682 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,021 That's exactly what I was doing, 683 00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:40,273 but I was trying to do it in a delicate way. 684 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:41,441 -Well, it wasn't workin'. 685 00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:43,776 Afternoon, my fellow Americans. 686 00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:45,695 - Hey, Frank! - The finest beer 687 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,780 -for me and my son. - I'll take a Coke. 688 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:49,407 Hey, Frank. Been waitin' for you. 689 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,034 -Ohh! - Hey! 690 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:52,952 Hey, are you okay? Debbie, the hell you doing? 691 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:55,455 Back up, Liam! You ruined love for me! 692 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:57,206 I'll be alone the rest of my life! 693 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:58,333 That's true! 694 00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:00,293 The only way you'll ever have love 695 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:03,755 is to find someone who's even a bigger loser you are. 696 00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:05,924 Then they won't leave you! 697 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,927 - Ah! Jesus! - Get off! 698 00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:10,845 Come on, Franny. 699 00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:12,972 Are you okay She break anything? 700 00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:14,724 You all right there, Frank? 701 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,894 Never better. 702 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,856 Guess we can scratch bar fight off the list. 703 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,900 Mm--God! 704 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:27,153 Kev, there's something wrong with the beer. 705 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,447 -I tapped it this morning. -It tastes like poison. 706 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:32,283 - It's fine. - Maybe try bottled beer. 707 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:36,120 Yeah, can you get him a Heisler, V? 708 00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:44,921 What the hell, Frank? 709 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,632 My body's rejecting alcohol. 710 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,384 Jesus, Frank. 711 00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:53,596 Here, try these. 712 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:55,598 -I'm scared. -It's just like you told me. 713 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,392 Feel the fear and do it anyway. 714 00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:58,851 I said that? 715 00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:00,853 I'm sure you intended to at some point. 716 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,158 It's no use, son. 717 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,327 Who am I without alcohol? 718 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:18,162 You're Frank Gallagher! 719 00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:20,206 It's my one true love. 720 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:23,209 But now she's rejecting me. 721 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,349 Oh, shit. 722 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:39,767 You again. 723 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:41,436 Well, I am the on-site manager. 724 00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:43,146 -How can I help you? -Haven't gotten 725 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:45,523 -our furniture yet. -Okay. 726 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,442 You know when it's comin'? 727 00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:49,569 I'm not exactly sure why I would know that. 728 00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:51,612 Where did you order it from? 729 00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,990 Order it? No. It's the shit you guys had. 730 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,576 I want to help you, but I'm very confused. 731 00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:58,536 The furniture, like in the apartment 732 00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:01,205 on the tour you showed us-- where's ours? 733 00:34:01,247 --> 00:34:03,624 Oh! 734 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,043 I get it now. 735 00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:07,420 The apartments, they don't come with furniture. 736 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:10,298 -Wait, what? -They're unfurnished. 737 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:13,009 Why the hell'd you show us one that had furniture, then? 738 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,927 Uh, that was a model. 739 00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:16,137 Huh? 740 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,556 An example of how an apartment can look. 741 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,475 Okay, hold on. So we don't get any furniture. 742 00:34:20,516 --> 00:34:22,810 No, I'm sorry. But that is very cute. 743 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:24,562 I've never had anyone ask me that before. 744 00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:27,440 It's not fucking cute, lady, you should've told us that shit 745 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:29,233 before we signed the stupid-ass lease. 746 00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:32,403 You and your fuckin' weird-ass dog. 747 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,407 Don't tell me I'm fuckin' cute 748 00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:38,576 for your fuckin' bullshit, lady. 749 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,622 Fuck it! You owe me some chairs. 750 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,459 Excuse me. 751 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:49,128 -You can't take those. -Like hell I can't, bitch! 752 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:50,421 But they're for everyone. 753 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,507 Well, guess they shouldn't charge so much rent 754 00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:54,550 for an apartment don't have no fuckin' furniture! 755 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:57,095 You gotta put the chair back, Mickey. 756 00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:59,055 What the hell are you doin' in the pool? 757 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,723 This is Jill and Alan. 758 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:03,101 I don't give a shit if it's Siegfried & Roy. 759 00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:05,353 I'm out here gettin' harassed left and right 760 00:35:05,394 --> 00:35:06,729 from everybody in this dump, 761 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,690 and you're in the pool playin' fuckin' footsie with these two! 762 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:10,525 It's fine. 763 00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:12,443 Hey, you can't take the chairs. 764 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:14,237 We're gonna get fined or evicted. 765 00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:16,697 You know, I don't give a shit! 766 00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:19,700 You know what? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, 767 00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:22,370 just like everybody else in the fuckin' West Side! 768 00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:25,790 This place blows! I'm out of here! 769 00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:35,133 That your husband? 770 00:35:35,174 --> 00:35:36,551 Yep. 771 00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:38,261 Passionate. 772 00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:40,263 Yep. 773 00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:45,143 All right, just a couple more minutes, love. 774 00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:46,811 - Hey! Hey, hey, hey. 775 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,146 -Guess what. -Hey, babe. 776 00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:49,313 Brought back the cleaning supplies. 777 00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:51,482 Don't need it anymore. We're sellin' the house. 778 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:54,068 I know, that's...that's why you've been spending 779 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:56,529 -so much time on it. -No, I mean we're selling 780 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:57,905 the house, like, right now, right? 781 00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:00,116 I just talked to a realtor who works for a developer 782 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,577 who wants to buy up three houses on the block. 783 00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:05,204 She already got two, including Kev's--she gave him $175. 784 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:07,331 All cash. Offered me $200. 785 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:09,041 I said I wouldn't do it for less than $275. 786 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,210 -Isn't that amazing? -Okay, whoa, slow down. 787 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,962 -What? -What are you talking about? 788 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,173 Well, I'm talkin' about us finally having enough money 789 00:36:15,214 --> 00:36:16,382 to buy our own place. 790 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:19,385 Yeah, but you turned down $200,000? 791 00:36:19,427 --> 00:36:21,470 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I could make $275. 792 00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:22,555 Right? 793 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,390 I mean, it was a tactic. I was workin' her over. 794 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,392 You should've seen me. You would've been impressed. 795 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,768 -I was good. -Okay, but I'm confused. 796 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:30,188 So she--she gave you the $275? 797 00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:31,689 No, no, no, not yet, but she will, 798 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:33,357 and the best part is, I don't have to spend 799 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:35,610 any more money workin' on the house, right? 800 00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:38,571 I mean, developer's just gonna tear it down. 801 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,406 Look, you know what? 802 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:41,908 I'm gonna tear out some a the new shit 803 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,075 I put in the house. 804 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:45,203 I'm gonna sell it, all right? 805 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:54,879 Oh, shit, it's Heidi. 806 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,797 That's right, cockroaches! 807 00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:59,217 Heidi's back. 808 00:37:14,106 --> 00:37:17,401 Thank you for your hospitality. 809 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:21,364 That don't make up for you being a shitty mama, though. 810 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:23,616 You want me to put 811 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,868 your TV program on for you? 812 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,495 There ya go. 813 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,999 Those fucking rat-ass neighbors of yours! 814 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,919 Don't be sad if I shoot some of them. 815 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,424 You are excused for being a shitty car. 816 00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:42,885 Shitty car. Shitty car. 817 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:45,221 You, however, are not. 818 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,430 Pow! 819 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:07,118 Oh, no, please, hey, come on. 820 00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:09,328 I'm right here. Don't give me a ticket, hey. 821 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:12,456 Sorry, miss. The meter's expired. 822 00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:14,458 Wha--Carl! 823 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:17,295 Tish. You're pregnant. 824 00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:18,671 You're a meter maid. 825 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:19,755 You have a Lexus? 826 00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,299 It's my boss's. 827 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:23,009 She lets me borrow it sometimes. 828 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:24,635 The driver's seat in my car 829 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,262 doesn't really go back far enough. 830 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,848 The steering wheel digs into my belly. 831 00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:31,058 Oh. Yeah. 832 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,810 Are you still gonna give me a ticket? 833 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:35,354 Of course not. If I didn't know you, I would. 834 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,773 That's my new mission in life-- fuck over the rich. 835 00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:40,276 -That's a good mission. -Thanks. 836 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,403 How long you been a meter maid? 837 00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:45,156 I really hate that name. I prefer something else. 838 00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:46,991 - Like what? -I don't know. 839 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,034 Meter Master maybe. 840 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:50,077 Oh! How about, um... Ticket Titan? 841 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:52,538 Ah, that's good, too. Parking Punisher? 842 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,623 Oh, sexy. Sultan of the Summons. 843 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:57,043 I am the Lord of the Late Fees. 844 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,339 I gotta get back to work. 845 00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:06,552 Hey, Tish. 846 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:09,347 -Is that my baby? 847 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:13,142 Thanks for not giving me a ticket. 848 00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:29,575 -Wee whoo, wee whoo, wee whoo. 849 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:32,995 Yeah. I hear the sirens, too, Franny. 850 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:35,956 Maybe Grandpa was right. 851 00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:37,833 -Why? 852 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:41,629 Mommy's a loser. What can I say? 853 00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:43,214 Mama's a loser. 854 00:39:43,255 --> 00:39:45,174 It's true. 855 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,717 If I find a bigger loser than me, 856 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,761 maybe then they won't leave me. 857 00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:50,679 Wouldn't that be nice, Franny? 858 00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:53,391 -Having another mommy? -I want two mommies! 859 00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:54,725 -Me too. 860 00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:57,395 If only I can find a loser bigger than me, 861 00:39:57,436 --> 00:39:59,438 -then I won't be alone-- -Don't say a fucking word. 862 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,856 Everything's gonna be fine. 863 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:02,483 Just go along with what I'm about to do, 864 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:04,443 otherwise I'll shoot your kid. in the head. 865 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:23,087 That was nice. 866 00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:25,131 Yeah. Kind of was. 867 00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:27,758 I'm Heidi. 868 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,927 Debbie. 869 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:36,100 Honey, we're home. Did you miss us? 870 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:38,936 Well, if it isn't Judas and Brutus. 871 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:40,771 Sorry, V. We should never have left you 872 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:42,523 for another bar-- beer, please. 873 00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:44,608 - Me too. - Where's Kev? 874 00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:46,986 We wanna apologize to him, too. 875 00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:48,487 Brought the girls to a playdate, 876 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:51,198 Trying to see all their friends before we leave. 877 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,826 I'm not gonna lie, V. It was brutal out there. 878 00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:55,870 Other bars are chargin' $12 a drink. 879 00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:58,038 And they have all kinds of rules. 880 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,707 Couldn't take off my shoes. 881 00:40:59,748 --> 00:41:01,709 - No napping. -Wouldn't let us run a tab. 882 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:02,835 Two-drink minimum. 883 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:04,378 Can't sit down unless you order food. 884 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,714 One place wouldn't even let us in without a valid I.D. 885 00:41:06,755 --> 00:41:08,591 And that one bar that wanted a credit card 886 00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:10,551 before we even ordered anything? 887 00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:12,428 -Total scam. -Well, I hope you two 888 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,387 learned your lesson. 889 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:17,016 -Please forgive us. 890 00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:19,101 Well... 891 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,020 look who's back. 892 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:24,523 Benedict and Arnold. 893 00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:26,150 Kev. 894 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:27,359 - Sorry. - Hmph. 895 00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:29,528 -How are the girls, babe? -Great. They're gonna have 896 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:31,071 dinner over there, watch the Trolls movie, 897 00:41:31,113 --> 00:41:32,948 and Calise's mom's gonna drop 'em off later. 898 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:34,783 Where'd you get these books from? 899 00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,118 -The library. -What? 900 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,828 Yeah, near Calise's house. Can you believe it? 901 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:40,206 We're about to move, and I find out we live next to a library. 902 00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:41,248 Who knew? 903 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,334 -Well, what'd ya get it? -Well, I went in there 904 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:44,960 to ask that woman who works there... 905 00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,087 -The librarian? -Long gray hair, glasses, 906 00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:48,631 oversized corduroy jumper? 907 00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:50,174 -Yeah, that's her. - That's her. 908 00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:51,717 -That's the one. -Yeah. 909 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:53,719 Okay, well, I asked her if she had books on Kentucky, 910 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:55,137 and check it out-- I'm gonna learn everything 911 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,515 there is to know about that dumb old state. 912 00:41:57,556 --> 00:41:59,683 Oh, babe, you're the best! 913 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:01,393 I know. 914 00:42:01,435 --> 00:42:02,937 Hey, do you know the guy on the penny 915 00:42:02,978 --> 00:42:04,688 -was born in Kentucky? -Abe Lincoln. 916 00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:06,607 You read these books, too? 917 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:11,195 Shit. 918 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,489 Hey, Howie, here, let me, uh, let me give a hand 919 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,573 with that, man. 920 00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:16,367 Here ya go, man. 921 00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:17,952 Give ya $200 for it. 922 00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:19,537 Yeah, good, good. 923 00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:22,164 -Wife's gonna love it. -Cool, thanks, man. 924 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:23,874 Yo, knuckleheads, get over here. 925 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:25,042 - Yo, Lip. -Yeah, yeah. 926 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:26,585 -You selling that microwave? -Yeah, everything. 927 00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:28,087 -Everything's gotta go. -How much? 928 00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:31,340 Uh, I paid $150 for it, so just give me 100 for it. 929 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,842 -Hundred? -Thanks, man. 930 00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:36,220 - Hey, Lip. - Thank--thank you. 931 00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:37,763 Hey. Hey, there ya are. 932 00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:39,223 I was, uh, I was waitin' on your call, 933 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,559 -but in person's even better. -Yeah, the, uh, 934 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,977 the guy carrying out your stove 935 00:42:43,018 --> 00:42:44,478 said I could find you back here. 936 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,188 Yeah, yeah, we're ju--we're getting rid of everything, 937 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,523 you know, especially if your boss 938 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:50,818 -is gonna tear the place down. -Oh, yeah, um, about that. 939 00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:51,819 Yeah. What's up? 940 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,946 Uh, she doesn't wanna buy your house now. 941 00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:55,406 What? 942 00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,701 Y-you said she needs three houses, right? 943 00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:00,411 Yeah, she got them. 944 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:03,414 Uh...I don't understand. 945 00:43:03,455 --> 00:43:06,250 The man who lives on the other side of the Balls, 946 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:08,127 he closed his deal. 947 00:43:08,168 --> 00:43:09,837 Old man Jefferson sold his house? 948 00:43:09,878 --> 00:43:11,380 For $200,000. 949 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,632 I-I didn't even know you made him an offer. 950 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,301 It's business. My boss is very savvy. 951 00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:17,469 I encouraged you to take her offer earlier. 952 00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:19,138 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh... 953 00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:20,472 All right, well, look, look, 954 00:43:20,514 --> 00:43:22,057 I'll just take the original offer, uh, 955 00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,475 that's $200, that's good. 956 00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:24,893 Sorry. 957 00:43:27,813 --> 00:43:30,357 How much for the fridge, Lip? 958 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,528 Um... 959 00:43:39,325 --> 00:43:41,118 You okay, Frank? 960 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,786 Uh-huh. 961 00:43:42,828 --> 00:43:44,079 It's like the doctor said. 962 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,707 You have good days and bad days, right? 963 00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:48,751 That's right, son. 964 00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:02,097 I had a fun time with you. 965 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:03,891 Oh, yeah? 966 00:44:03,932 --> 00:44:06,352 What'd we do? 967 00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:08,437 I don't think you ate enough today. 968 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,773 Probably right. 969 00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:12,941 I'm gonna get food. 970 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:16,528 Back at it again tomorrow? We'll do more Frank things. 971 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:19,281 You got it, son. 972 00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:22,951 -Hiya, Frank. -Hey. 973 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,286 What's goin' on in here? 974 00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:26,121 Oh, uh, the renovations. 975 00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:28,332 You know, I'm fixing up the house to-- 976 00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,668 I know what you're doing. 977 00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:31,669 Yeah? 978 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:34,505 You're looking for that brick of gold we hid 979 00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:37,174 when you were 12 years old, aren't you? 980 00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:41,178 I, uh... 981 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,554 I-I was. 982 00:44:42,596 --> 00:44:44,306 -I knew it! -Busted. 983 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:45,683 Ha ha ha! 984 00:44:45,724 --> 00:44:47,685 Son! 985 00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:49,603 Don't you remember? 986 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:51,313 Uh, what's that? 987 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:53,607 -We buried it. -Right. Oh, yeah. 988 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,484 -In the backyard. -No, that's--that's right. 989 00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,820 So no one would find it, except you and me. 990 00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:00,280 Now--now--now I remember. Yeah. 991 00:45:00,322 --> 00:45:02,783 Good thing I'm here. 992 00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:12,167 I guess I'm gonna put the kitchen back together now. 993 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:16,630 We're gonna be rich tomorrow. 994 00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:23,971 mellow guitar 995 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:30,269 Shit. 996 00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:32,354 - You're adorable. 997 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:34,440 I feel the same way about you. 998 00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:36,483 There's a lot about me, though, 999 00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:38,318 that you probably aren't gonna like. 1000 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,904 Oh, God, don't even get me started. 1001 00:45:40,946 --> 00:45:42,156 Me too. 1002 00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:45,242 -Like what? -Pfft, for starters, 1003 00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:48,162 teen mom, uh... 1004 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:50,289 raped a guy once. 1005 00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:52,374 Stole a baby. 1006 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,543 Almost drowned a girl. 1007 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,754 I beat the shit out of... 1008 00:45:56,795 --> 00:45:58,881 so many people. 1009 00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:00,340 Once I drugged my half-sister 1010 00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:01,842 and locked her in a shipping crate. 1011 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:03,761 Aw. Child's play. 1012 00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,220 -Really? -Hell, yeah. 1013 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:07,514 -None of that bothers me. -Good. 1014 00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:08,974 How about you? 1015 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:10,768 -Oh, okay, you ready for this? -Go. 1016 00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:13,562 Okay, let's start-- when I'm six, uh, 1017 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,731 I bit a chunk off my mom's boyfriend's face 1018 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,442 while he was sleeping. 1019 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:37,544 Hey. 1020 00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,213 What are you doin' over here? 1021 00:46:39,254 --> 00:46:42,758 Watchin' a bunch a jackasses try the cinnamon challenge. 1022 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,927 You comin' back to the apartment? 1023 00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:47,471 I like it better on the South Side. 1024 00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:50,057 You haven't really given the West Side a shot. 1025 00:46:50,098 --> 00:46:51,850 Look, I don't fit in over there, man. 1026 00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:53,018 Neither do I. 1027 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:55,646 But...you know, I'd like to try. 1028 00:46:55,687 --> 00:46:58,857 Guess that's the difference between you and me. 1029 00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:01,527 We paid first, last, and security. 1030 00:47:01,568 --> 00:47:03,529 And they were supposed to give us some fuckin' furniture. 1031 00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:05,280 -We could buy our own. -We're not gonna 1032 00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:08,492 agree on anything--we'll have different tastes and shit. 1033 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:13,247 So you're gonna stay here, and I'm gonna live over there. 1034 00:47:13,288 --> 00:47:15,040 Looks like it. 1035 00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:16,583 It's nicer there. 1036 00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:18,085 Well, I guess I don't like nice. 1037 00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:20,712 -Don't you want a better life? -No. 1038 00:47:20,754 --> 00:47:23,382 -Why? -'Cause it's too much-- 1039 00:47:24,466 --> 00:47:27,010 It's too much fuckin' pressure, all right? 1040 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:32,182 Okay. I understand. 1041 00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:35,519 Shit makes me feel uncomfortable. 1042 00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,564 Fine. 1043 00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:41,358 Ahh. 1044 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,943 Fine what? 1045 00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:45,863 Fine, we'll stay here, then. 1046 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,993 Why? 1047 00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:52,369 Well, 'cause you're my husband. 1048 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:55,038 If you're not happy there, then we don't have to be there. 1049 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,415 Don't do that shit. 1050 00:47:56,456 --> 00:47:57,791 Don't do what? 1051 00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:59,293 -Guilt trippin' me. -I'm not. 1052 00:47:59,334 --> 00:48:00,836 Yeah, you are-- you're doing the whole 1053 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,297 reverse fuckin' psychiatric whatever the fuck. 1054 00:48:03,338 --> 00:48:06,341 I swear...I'm not. 1055 00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:09,553 What cinnamon challenge things are you watching? 1056 00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,680 God damn it. All right, we'll go back. 1057 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:13,140 What? 1058 00:48:13,181 --> 00:48:15,142 I'm not changin' for anybody, though. 1059 00:48:15,183 --> 00:48:16,435 Nobody wants you to change. 1060 00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:18,145 Those gentrifyin' motherfuckers do. 1061 00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:19,605 All right, maybe you could change 1062 00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:21,064 an eensy, teensy little bit 1063 00:48:21,106 --> 00:48:22,566 and not steal anything in the apartment complex. 1064 00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:24,902 That's what I'm sayin'. I feel fuckin' handcuffed! 1065 00:48:24,943 --> 00:48:26,153 That's all I'm asking for. 1066 00:48:26,194 --> 00:48:27,279 You can do anything else you want. 1067 00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:28,280 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1068 00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:29,948 Can I piss in the pool? 1069 00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:31,700 -Ugh. Really? -Yep. 1070 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:35,245 All right, fine, but I want you to come to a yoga class. 1071 00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:36,955 -Yo--no fuckin' way! -All right, Whole Foods 1072 00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,582 so we can stare at the organic fruit. 1073 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,792 Jesus, really? That's what you wanna fuckin' do? 1074 00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:43,003 I'm letting you piss in the pool. 1075 00:48:43,045 --> 00:48:46,381 Fine. 1076 00:48:48,675 --> 00:48:51,803 You are such a fuckin' barbarian. 1077 00:48:51,845 --> 00:48:54,264 Thank you. 1078 00:48:57,559 --> 00:48:59,269 Oh, shit. 1079 00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:02,230 That's why they call it Kentucky Fried Chicken. 1080 00:49:02,272 --> 00:49:04,358 Learn something new every day. 1081 00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:07,235 -You ready, babe? I'm tired. -Yeah, let's do it. 1082 00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:09,112 Do you know that two women from Louisville 1083 00:49:09,154 --> 00:49:10,989 invented the "Happy Birthday" song? 1084 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:13,241 Oh, my goodness. 1085 00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:15,410 -Look at this. -What? 1086 00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:17,412 -Photo... -Oh. 1087 00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:19,873 Of you, me, and Stan. 1088 00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:22,334 That's when we first started workin' here. 1089 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:24,336 How long ago you think this was? 1090 00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:26,254 It's at least 15 years ago. 1091 00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:27,631 Wow. 1092 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:31,551 I cannot believe we're uprooting our entire life. 1093 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:35,347 Everything we worked so hard for. 1094 00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:37,766 Oh... 1095 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,477 I knew there was emotion in there. 1096 00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:48,694 We're leaving everything behind. 1097 00:49:48,735 --> 00:49:50,779 -Hey, V. 1098 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,280 It's gonna be okay. 1099 00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:56,743 Wait a minute. Are you faking? 1100 00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:59,204 Totally. Rearview mirror, Kev. 1101 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,164 Let's go. 1102 00:50:01,206 --> 00:50:03,625 That was just mean. 1103 00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:09,631 Sh-- 1104 00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:11,633 Fuck! 1105 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:13,844 Oh, fuck! 1106 00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:04,352 Hey, Kev. 1107 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,149 V! 1108 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:53,401 mellow guitar 1109 00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:44,828 A little messed up, do you feel it? 1110 00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:47,998 A little bit a this and a little bit a that 1111 00:52:48,039 --> 00:52:50,959 She wanna know which way I'm leanin' 1112 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:54,504 Am I really made of this, am I really made of that? 1113 00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:57,841 And is it so bad if you need me? 1114 00:52:57,883 --> 00:53:00,927 Just a little bit, whoa, don't get rid of me 1115 00:53:00,969 --> 00:53:03,263 But love is so blind when you feel it 1116 00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:06,558 Can't defeat it, hope you're feeling 1117 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:10,187 High hopes 1118 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,901 High hopes 1119 00:53:15,942 --> 00:53:18,695 Ah, that's so much better. 1120 00:53:19,905 --> 00:53:23,200 High hopes 1121 00:53:26,244 --> 00:53:29,623 High hopes 1122 00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:36,171 I'ma talk like I don't really mean it 1123 00:53:37,756 --> 00:53:39,925 Bless me, St. John's, I'ma act 1124 00:53:39,966 --> 00:53:42,344 Like I don't really need it 1125 00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:45,639 Bet you see these funds, they gon' cheer me up 1126 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,350 Brand-new whip, sound like Cheerio 1127 00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:50,977 Wake me up, Rey Mysterio 1128 00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:52,771 Ah, yeah, hey, wipe my eyes 1129 00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:55,273 Cant' see clearly, though, I been on the block 1130 00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:57,901 Boy move soft like some cereal, ah, hey 1131 00:53:57,943 --> 00:54:02,030 High hopes with you man, I wanna see you again 1132 00:54:04,157 --> 00:54:08,078 High hopes with you man, I wanna see you again 1133 00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:11,998 Yeah, I don't think you good at keepin' secrets 1134 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,335 All the bags on the floor make you heated 1135 00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:17,003 Blind my eyes, boy too bright 1136 00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:18,296 He got them sequins 1137 00:54:18,338 --> 00:54:21,216 Man, I hope you comin' back to cop that free shit 1138 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:23,343 Back to cop that free shit 1139 00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:26,179 That's elite shit, high hopes 1140 00:54:30,141 --> 00:54:33,436 High hopes 1140 00:54:34,305 --> 00:55:34,775 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 79276

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