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For those of you who
were too fuckin' busy,
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here's what happened
last week on Shameless.
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Fuck it.
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Aye, aye, matey.
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Popcorn shrimp. Fuck.
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You ever worked on the line, Carl?
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- In the kitchen?
- Grab an apron.
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Girls' day.
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It's a date.
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Yo, that's my sister and my girlfriend.
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Which one's your sister?
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Uh, she's macking on your girl, huh?
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I'ma head upstairs right now.
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I'd really like if you came with me.
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No way. She needs to see how it ends.
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I know how it ends.
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...unless there's something
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you're not telling me.
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Agh! Fine! I didn't get a
vasectomy. I pretended to.
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I'll reschedule the vasectomy right now.
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Your father is gonna be the new
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Hobo Loco beverage spokesperson.
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Soon I'll be able to
support those I love.
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Little Frank-ettes.
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Frank'll be committed to
my six babies, right?
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- Not a chance.
- Frank, something's wrong.
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- I'm in pain.
- What do you mean?
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I am miscarrying.
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Will you come with me, or will you stay?
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I will be back. I love you.
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I didn't miscarry.
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I was testing you to see
if you gave a shit.
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Good-bye, Frank.
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Make it out to cash.
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You smell like booze.
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- You're fired.
- What?
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Do you want to stay with me here?
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Yeah, that'd be good.
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I'm with DCFS, here to
do a home safety check
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for a case opened up
by Phillip Gallagher.
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Any idea how much you
fucked this up for me?
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The old Fiona would've handled
this, would've spun shit,
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- would've covered for me.
- What was I supposed to do?
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I expected you to not be drunk
in the middle of the day.
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DCFS showed up unannounced.
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Fiona answered the door fucking drunk.
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Okay, I'm pregnant.
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- What are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
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I don't have enough
room for all my stuff.
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Uh, okay.
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Uh...
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Here you go. Use this.
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Um...
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Jacket.
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It's a million degrees outside.
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Yeah, just in case.
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Oh, you want some magazines?
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- No, thanks.
- No?
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Uh...
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your pillow, can't forget that.
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That's your pillow.
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Yeah, but you love it.
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Go on, take it.
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Okay, are you hungry?
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Want me to make you
something to eat or...
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We just had breakfast.
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Yeah, but, uh, for the road.
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You want a sandwich or something?
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- No, thanks.
- No?
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All right.
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Um...
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listen, I'll, um... I'll come visit you,
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okay, you know, as soon
as you get settled.
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Okay.
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I'm really sorry you have to leave.
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You know, but I think
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it's the best thing for you right now.
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Yeah.
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It's gonna be fine.
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All right.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Well, how is everybody today?
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- Good.
- Xan, you okay?
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Yeah.
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Good, good. You, uh, ready to go?
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I think so.
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Okay, hey, um, you, uh...
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- you got your phone?
- Yeah.
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- And it's charged?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Hey, you, um... you call me
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when you get there, all right,
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just let me know you're safe?
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All right.
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And here, um,
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I got this for you for, uh...
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for-for snacks and stuff, you
know, whatever you need.
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Oh.
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I made this for you.
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Oh, yeah?
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Uh, where'd you learn how to make these?
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Kelly taught me.
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You know I can't wear this, right?
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I'll get the shit beat out of me.
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I'm the pink and you're the purple.
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You know there's an old man
sleeping out front here?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Are we ready?
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Yeah.
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Okay, I'll talk to you soon.
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Don't be mad.
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It's no one's fault.
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- What's that?
- It's Fiona's shit.
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Why is Fiona's shit in trash bags?
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'Cause I told her to leave
and she's still here.
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Thought I'd give her a hand.
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'Cause of Xan?
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Yeah, 'cause of Xan and Jason
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and all the other fucking things.
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Okay.
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Look, I'll see you later, all right?
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I gotta catch Tami before work.
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You guys get into a fight or something?
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No, she, uh... she's pregnant.
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Holy shit.
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She gonna keep it?
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Uh, I have no idea.
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That'd be so cool.
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Franny could have a little cousin.
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Yeah, look, I don't know. I
just found out yesterday, Debs,
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so I don't know what the
fuck we're gonna do.
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You guys could all live here.
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Tami and I can take turns babysitting.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
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I'm sorry I mentioned it.
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You want a cousin, right?
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Uncle Lip's baby.
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Good morning, former coworker.
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Here we go.
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No need to panic, Eliza.
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I'm just here for my final paycheck.
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Okay, sure.
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I'll be right back.
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Thanks.
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Hey, you got my tip-out?
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What?
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My tip-out.
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My share of the ti...
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You know what a tip-out is, Karina.
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Where are my tips?
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Um, well, we didn't
think that you were...
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You guys just stole my fucking tips?
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Wow, that is cold.
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That's okay, I'll just take this.
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Thank you.
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Oh, hey, what's up, Judas?
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Hey, winner.
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I'd refill your coffee, but
I don't work here anymore,
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so...
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Here you go.
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- Oh...
- Jesus.
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...you know those eggs aren't
really cage-free, right?
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The menu's full of lies. Enjoy.
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- Have you been drinking?
- Have you?
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You're drunk.
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Fuck you, Eliza.
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You got your last paycheck.
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Please leave, or I'll
have to call the cops.
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Oh, the cops.
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Let's call them.
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They can find out where
my stolen tips went.
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Where's my Buccaneer Biscuits at? KJ.
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Going as fast as I can, Lori.
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Buccaneer Biscuits selling like crazy.
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Adding fried clams to the bacon,
egg, and cheese biscuit
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was a great idea.
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Yeah? Thanks.
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Just a fry guy with big ideas
who wants to serve his country.
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You ever read The Tipping
Point, Malcolm Gladwell?
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Uh, no.
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Buccaneer Biscuits, tipping point.
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Trust me, you're gonna go places.
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I sell weed out the back.
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I know you do, KJ,
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and I appreciate your
desire for a better life.
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But Carl here, he's helping us sell shit
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inside the store, okay?
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You know, they used to
call this place Mr. Bob's.
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They started calling it Captain Bob's
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when they added seafood to the menu.
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Now it's all seafood.
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That man's a goddamn visionary.
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Can I take my break now?
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Sure, you can, rock star.
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- Be back in ten, okay?
- Yeah.
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Mmm, mmm.
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Hey, Kelly, it's me.
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I'm at work right now.
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You know those Buccaneer Biscuits?
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They're a huge hit.
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Yeah, it was my idea. Did you know that?
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So I'm pretty hyped about that.
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You know, I should probably be
getting back to it, though,
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so just want to make sure
softball's going well.
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Uh, give me a call later, all right?
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Bye. Miss and love you.
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Bye.
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Ugh, feels like someone
kicked me in the balls.
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Well, the heat doesn't help.
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You gotta get some AC in here, man.
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We have an AC.
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Thing's on its last legs,
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givin' it all she's got.
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Oh.
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V, is there a kid kicking
me in the nuts right now?
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'Cause it feels like there's a child
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repeatedly kicking me in the balls.
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No, baby, just leave ice on it.
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Be better in no time, Kev.
Hang in there, man.
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Yeah, hang in there, buddy.
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- What's up?
- Hey.
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What's going on with him?
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He had a vasectomy, little swelling.
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Little swelling? My ball's
the size of a grapefruit, V.
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Why didn't V just tie her tubes?
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Old-school, piece of cake.
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Okay, I'm right here.
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I'll take this one.
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Do you even know what you're saying?
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A vasectomy is like this,
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really, on one ball,
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and it's already on the
outside of your body.
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My shit is on the inside.
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They have to cut into my stomach twice,
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pull my tubes out of my body,
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rope 'em off, and then
put 'em back inside me.
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I should slap your face.
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Sorry, V.
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You gon' live, baby.
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What is that?
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Final paycheck. Can you cash it?
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Come on, it's only, like, 115 bucks.
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Oh, no, keep it.
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I am ready to drink.
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What you havin'?
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Vodka.
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- Straight?
- Yeah.
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Whoop, I made a vodka and cranberry.
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My bad.
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I'll make you some breakfast.
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What the fuck?
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Oh.
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Everyone, remain calm.
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- Why would we not remain...
- Tsk, tsk.
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People do crazy shit
when the power goes out.
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Hey, you guys got power?
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No, you?
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Mrs. Williams, do you have power?
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No.
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Blackout.
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Professor.
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Been waitin'.
267
00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:27,240
I have a generator.
268
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,868
Of course you do. Wow.
269
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:34,615
No one in this neighborhood
ever plans ahead.
270
00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:37,032
The future is scary, Professor.
271
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,615
It's easier not to think about.
272
00:13:38,616 --> 00:13:40,157
Unless there's money to be made.
273
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:44,480
So, um, how much?
274
00:13:45,447 --> 00:13:47,518
Cost plus 20 percent.
275
00:13:48,408 --> 00:13:49,828
Cost plus ten?
276
00:13:51,153 --> 00:13:53,736
Okay, okay, 15.
277
00:13:55,743 --> 00:13:57,803
Any word how long this is gonna last?
278
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,698
Too soon to say,
279
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,091
but I'll see you in an hour
if we still got a blackout.
280
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,409
All right.
281
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,698
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
282
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:10,532
V, calm down. It's just a blackout.
283
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:12,615
The power will come back on eventually.
284
00:14:12,616 --> 00:14:14,490
- It's not a big deal.
- When?
285
00:14:14,491 --> 00:14:16,282
I'm sure they're already working on it.
286
00:14:16,283 --> 00:14:17,657
The whole city's out.
287
00:14:17,658 --> 00:14:19,357
They don't know how long it's gonna be.
288
00:14:21,491 --> 00:14:23,284
Babe, what is going on?
289
00:14:24,993 --> 00:14:25,990
What?
290
00:14:26,715 --> 00:14:28,033
The steaks.
291
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,533
Steaks, what steaks?
292
00:14:33,368 --> 00:14:35,751
I bought 16 cases of rib eye
293
00:14:35,753 --> 00:14:37,668
and a case of crab-stuffed sole.
294
00:14:38,158 --> 00:14:39,282
What, in here?
295
00:14:39,283 --> 00:14:41,615
Well, don't open it!
296
00:14:41,616 --> 00:14:43,073
Why do we have a freezer full of meat?
297
00:14:43,075 --> 00:14:45,282
I got it from a guy who
said his truck broke down.
298
00:14:45,283 --> 00:14:46,615
Gave me a good deal.
299
00:14:46,616 --> 00:14:47,595
You did what?
300
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,947
Now it's all gonna go bad
301
00:14:48,948 --> 00:14:50,990
unless the power comes back on soon.
302
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,642
How much did you pay for this?
303
00:14:54,116 --> 00:14:55,576
Five hundred.
304
00:14:55,577 --> 00:14:57,198
What, $500?
305
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,532
I was gonna do a surf and turf special,
306
00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:02,652
28 bucks, call it Funk Sole Brother.
307
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:03,947
I don't get it.
308
00:15:03,948 --> 00:15:07,173
Sole, S-O-L-E, Funk Sole Brother.
309
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,480
Oh, yeah.
310
00:15:08,481 --> 00:15:09,822
We would've made over 3,500 bucks.
311
00:15:09,823 --> 00:15:11,240
No, it's a great idea,
312
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,698
if we had electricity!
313
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,653
Why do you think I've been freaking out?
314
00:15:14,653 --> 00:15:16,490
This is the worst thing
that has ever happened.
315
00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:18,198
Anne Frank might beg to differ.
316
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,740
Just a minute ago, you were
telling me to calm down,
317
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,274
this is just a blackout.
318
00:15:22,274 --> 00:15:24,715
That's before I knew we had
a freezer full of meat.
319
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,532
Fuck the meat. I need ice
for my balls. I could die.
320
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:29,990
We need to sell the meat.
321
00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,865
- We need ice for my balls!
- And cocktails.
322
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,365
The beer's gonna be warm.
323
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,782
Nothin' new there.
324
00:15:34,783 --> 00:15:35,947
I'm panicking.
325
00:15:35,948 --> 00:15:38,352
I'm having a panic attack.
I'm hyperventilating.
326
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,918
What are we gonna do?
327
00:15:39,919 --> 00:15:42,812
Can I get another vodka cran
while there's still ice?
328
00:15:44,158 --> 00:15:45,822
I need a paper bag.
329
00:15:45,823 --> 00:15:47,323
I need a paper bag!
330
00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:48,532
I-I gotta close up.
331
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:49,511
I can't open the register.
332
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,407
I can't microwave shit.
333
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,488
- So can we leave?
- Leave?
334
00:15:53,489 --> 00:15:55,865
This is the perfect time
for a kitchen deep clean.
335
00:15:55,865 --> 00:15:57,573
Start breaking down the
grill and the fryers.
336
00:15:57,575 --> 00:15:59,448
It's, like, 90 degrees in here, Lori.
337
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:02,157
Unsafe work environment,
unsafe work environment.
338
00:16:02,158 --> 00:16:03,782
KJ, you were in prison.
339
00:16:03,783 --> 00:16:05,371
How was that work environment?
340
00:16:05,373 --> 00:16:06,698
Unsafe.
341
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,515
You can, uh, clean out the freezer.
342
00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:09,609
Oh, sweet.
343
00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:10,719
Uh, what about the stuff in the freezer?
344
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,034
Will it go bad?
345
00:16:12,035 --> 00:16:13,990
We never said the
seafood was fresh here.
346
00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:16,532
Yeah, besides, the clams,
cod, and shrimp...
347
00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:18,407
All just a delivery
system for tartar sauce.
348
00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:19,470
God.
349
00:16:19,471 --> 00:16:21,782
You just get it. God.
350
00:16:21,783 --> 00:16:23,480
So can I leave anyways?
351
00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:26,553
What the hell do you have
to do that's so urgent?
352
00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:27,783
Nothing.
353
00:16:29,283 --> 00:16:33,115
Come on, you know you can
talk to me about anything.
354
00:16:33,115 --> 00:16:35,432
- I want to hang out with Kelly.
- Oh, not this shit again.
355
00:16:35,432 --> 00:16:37,907
- She's being weird.
- Can I give you some advice?
356
00:16:37,908 --> 00:16:39,782
- Not really.
- Back the fuck off.
357
00:16:39,783 --> 00:16:41,032
All right, give her some space.
358
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,990
Women hate clingy guys.
359
00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:46,198
But also, it's a blackout.
360
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,937
Blackouts mean sex.
361
00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:49,573
There's nothin' else to do.
362
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,951
This is your chance to
win back your lady.
363
00:16:53,086 --> 00:16:55,782
Also, stick your finger in her butt.
364
00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:57,240
Chicks like that.
365
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,701
- Right.
- She religious?
366
00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:00,198
Uh, pretty much.
367
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,698
Finger that ass,
368
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,532
but put it in your mouth first.
369
00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:05,707
- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
370
00:17:20,746 --> 00:17:21,810
Hey.
371
00:17:21,811 --> 00:17:24,948
Hey, did you get my message?
372
00:17:24,949 --> 00:17:27,199
Uh, no, we're not supposed
to be on our phones.
373
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,823
Oh, yeah, no problem.
374
00:17:28,824 --> 00:17:30,240
You know there's a blackout, whole city.
375
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,487
- What?
- Keefe!
376
00:17:31,488 --> 00:17:33,281
- Off the phone now!
- Shit, hey, I gotta go.
377
00:17:33,282 --> 00:17:36,201
- Okay, bye.
- Uh, later.
378
00:17:43,502 --> 00:17:44,624
Hey.
379
00:17:45,825 --> 00:17:48,281
- Hi.
- Hey, can we talk?
380
00:17:48,282 --> 00:17:49,490
I'm kind of in the middle
of something right now.
381
00:17:49,491 --> 00:17:50,939
We need to talk.
382
00:17:53,742 --> 00:17:55,535
- I'll be back in one minute.
- Okay.
383
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:58,873
What the hell, dude?
384
00:17:58,874 --> 00:18:00,835
Are you having the baby or not?
385
00:18:01,576 --> 00:18:02,731
I have no idea.
386
00:18:02,732 --> 00:18:04,078
Well, we need to talk about it.
387
00:18:04,079 --> 00:18:05,990
"We"? Oh, no, there's no
fucking "we" in this.
388
00:18:05,990 --> 00:18:07,823
- This is my decision.
- All right, fine,
389
00:18:07,824 --> 00:18:09,823
then what do you think you're gonna do?
390
00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:11,056
Okay, first...
391
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:13,809
this doesn't involve you at
all, so you can go back to...
392
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:15,056
Yeah, it does involve me, though.
393
00:18:15,057 --> 00:18:16,595
- Okay, fuck off. I'm not...
- All right, wait, wait.
394
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,531
All right? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, all right?
395
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,823
I just... I want to talk about this.
396
00:18:21,824 --> 00:18:23,282
All right, I mean, we
need a plan, right?
397
00:18:23,284 --> 00:18:24,479
Stop saying "we."
398
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,758
Okay, I'm not trying to
tell you what to do.
399
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,440
- Shh!
- I just...
400
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,157
If you decide to have the baby,
I-I want to be a part of it.
401
00:18:32,836 --> 00:18:33,845
Okay.
402
00:18:34,317 --> 00:18:35,330
Fine.
403
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,076
Okay.
404
00:18:38,003 --> 00:18:39,031
I gotta...
405
00:18:39,032 --> 00:18:42,172
Look, DCFS came this morning
406
00:18:42,173 --> 00:18:43,954
and took Xan.
407
00:18:44,661 --> 00:18:46,118
It's fucking with me a little.
408
00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:47,575
Yeah, you think?
409
00:18:49,909 --> 00:18:52,798
Look, I'm sorry about Xan. I am.
410
00:18:53,782 --> 00:18:56,426
But I've only known I was
pregnant for two days,
411
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:59,763
so I don't know what I'm
gonna do yet, okay?
412
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:01,848
- All right.
- But I got this.
413
00:19:03,028 --> 00:19:06,319
Also, I gotta get back
to work, all right?
414
00:19:09,826 --> 00:19:11,324
Hey, sorry about that.
415
00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,250
Morning, Sweathogs.
416
00:19:15,251 --> 00:19:16,951
Blackout, we got a blackout.
417
00:19:16,951 --> 00:19:18,351
No shit, Frank.
418
00:19:18,352 --> 00:19:20,134
That's why we're all
sitting here in the dark.
419
00:19:21,013 --> 00:19:22,932
Is the beer still cold?
420
00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:24,156
Not really.
421
00:19:24,157 --> 00:19:26,156
Sounds great. I'll take one.
422
00:19:26,157 --> 00:19:27,740
What are you doing here?
423
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:29,320
What are you doing here?
424
00:19:29,321 --> 00:19:30,711
I got fired.
425
00:19:31,159 --> 00:19:32,978
Well, congratulations.
426
00:19:33,436 --> 00:19:35,156
You apply for unemployment yet?
427
00:19:35,157 --> 00:19:36,957
My advice is, do it in person.
428
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,679
If you do it online, they'll pretend
they never got the application.
429
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,784
Got it.
430
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:44,635
Well, welcome to the
ranks of the unemployed.
431
00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:47,839
Yeah, I'm fine with it.
I mean, fuck them.
432
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,699
Being broke sucks, though.
433
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,823
Ah, you get used to it.
434
00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:52,692
You just gotta be creative.
435
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:58,324
- Buy me a beer?
- That's funny.
436
00:19:58,325 --> 00:20:01,282
You know, life is not all
sunshine and rainbows
437
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,692
for me either, kiddo.
438
00:20:03,179 --> 00:20:04,373
Ingrid left me.
439
00:20:05,201 --> 00:20:06,884
Took all my children with her.
440
00:20:07,311 --> 00:20:08,781
I'm still here.
441
00:20:08,782 --> 00:20:10,335
My unborn children.
442
00:20:10,336 --> 00:20:12,406
I don't think I'll ever get over it.
443
00:20:12,407 --> 00:20:14,742
V, a shot of Jame-o, please.
444
00:20:16,909 --> 00:20:19,742
Oh, my God, ow.
445
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,201
What's his problem?
446
00:20:24,648 --> 00:20:25,958
Vasectomy.
447
00:20:26,866 --> 00:20:28,164
Smart.
448
00:20:28,165 --> 00:20:30,074
A substation blew up.
449
00:20:30,075 --> 00:20:32,535
Gonna be at least another 18 hours
450
00:20:32,536 --> 00:20:33,701
before the power's back up.
451
00:20:33,702 --> 00:20:35,031
- What?
- God damn it.
452
00:20:35,032 --> 00:20:36,951
Oh, we're screwed.
453
00:20:37,605 --> 00:20:38,943
I'll be back.
454
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,057
Where is he going?
455
00:20:41,058 --> 00:20:42,906
If you need a little
walking-around money,
456
00:20:42,907 --> 00:20:44,365
you should hang out with me today.
457
00:20:45,909 --> 00:20:47,699
Why would I do that?
458
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,823
Because of a little
something I like to call
459
00:20:50,824 --> 00:20:54,115
"monetizing my neighbors'
lack of foresight."
460
00:20:54,115 --> 00:20:55,875
You mean rippin' people off.
461
00:20:55,876 --> 00:20:57,324
Completely legit.
462
00:20:57,325 --> 00:20:59,574
No one prepares for
blackouts around here,
463
00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:01,074
so they rush to the store
464
00:21:01,075 --> 00:21:03,531
for ice or batteries or what have you.
465
00:21:03,532 --> 00:21:05,222
Too late, everything's sold out.
466
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:07,242
Panic ensues, and where there's panic,
467
00:21:07,243 --> 00:21:09,002
there's money to be made.
468
00:21:09,003 --> 00:21:10,699
That's where I come in.
469
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,153
Frank's Blackout Supply
has everything you need.
470
00:21:13,153 --> 00:21:15,173
- So you gouge 'em.
- Really?
471
00:21:15,617 --> 00:21:19,490
How's the view from up there,
Miss High and Mighty?
472
00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:22,115
Last time I checked, we were
in the same freakin' bar
473
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,365
drinking warm beer together.
474
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,949
Fair point.
475
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:29,069
Do I charge a little more? Yes.
476
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:30,663
Double.
477
00:21:31,409 --> 00:21:35,482
The peace of mind of a candle
or fresh batteries, priceless.
478
00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:37,768
- So you in or out?
- No, thanks.
479
00:21:37,769 --> 00:21:39,115
Aw, come on.
480
00:21:39,115 --> 00:21:40,531
I could use a pretty face.
481
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:42,897
It legitimizes the whole thing.
482
00:21:43,711 --> 00:21:45,221
What's in it for me?
483
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:48,199
- After I recoup my cost, 20 percent.
- Seventy.
484
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,987
Jesus Ch... Who's gouging now? Thirty.
485
00:21:50,988 --> 00:21:52,615
Fifty percent, final offer.
486
00:21:52,616 --> 00:21:55,074
No one's gonna buy
anything from you, Frank.
487
00:21:55,075 --> 00:21:56,348
You're Frank.
488
00:21:59,617 --> 00:22:01,444
Deal, 50.
489
00:22:02,534 --> 00:22:04,656
Gallagher Blackout Supply.
490
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,823
Oh, Jesus.
491
00:22:14,117 --> 00:22:16,615
- Hey.
- Hey.
492
00:22:16,616 --> 00:22:18,199
How we supposed to get food?
493
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,119
We're not. Fridge is gonna stay shut
494
00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,513
until the power's back on.
495
00:22:21,515 --> 00:22:22,948
I thought you had work.
496
00:22:22,949 --> 00:22:25,089
I did. Got canceled
'cause of the blackout.
497
00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:26,865
Yeah, mine too.
498
00:22:29,824 --> 00:22:31,656
Who's that?
499
00:22:31,657 --> 00:22:33,865
Kelly. This girl's insane.
500
00:22:33,865 --> 00:22:35,615
She's not supposed to be on her phone.
501
00:22:35,616 --> 00:22:37,031
Well, she is.
502
00:22:37,032 --> 00:22:38,948
Because you keep texting
her. Stop texting her.
503
00:22:38,949 --> 00:22:40,865
Carl, relax, we're friends.
504
00:22:42,616 --> 00:22:44,031
Oh, my God.
505
00:22:44,032 --> 00:22:45,574
Yo, what the fuck is so funny?
506
00:22:45,575 --> 00:22:46,865
You are.
507
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,141
Look at you.
508
00:22:48,142 --> 00:22:49,656
Debs, I'm serious. Stop texting her.
509
00:22:49,657 --> 00:22:51,059
Nobody likes a clinger.
510
00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:53,531
- Whatever, I gotta go.
- Go where?
511
00:22:53,532 --> 00:22:55,008
Going to Kelly's scrimmage.
512
00:22:55,009 --> 00:22:56,413
Gonna bring her some orange Gatorade.
513
00:22:56,414 --> 00:22:57,521
She needs to stay hydrated.
514
00:22:57,522 --> 00:22:59,503
What the fuck, you're going
to her practices now?
515
00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:00,608
It's a scrimmage.
516
00:23:00,609 --> 00:23:01,906
Okay, plus, you don't need
517
00:23:01,907 --> 00:23:03,074
to be worrying about her being hydrated.
518
00:23:03,075 --> 00:23:05,574
That's my job, and she likes lemon-lime.
519
00:23:05,575 --> 00:23:07,250
Hmm, she asked for orange.
520
00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:08,761
Orange, what the fuck?
521
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,699
Carl, relax, we're friends.
522
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,227
All right, well, I'm gonna
go, too, and bring her
523
00:23:12,228 --> 00:23:14,171
what she really likes,
lemon-lime Gatorade.
524
00:23:14,172 --> 00:23:15,449
Don't forget about Franny, by the way.
525
00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:17,074
Damn it! Fuck!
526
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,615
500 bucks' worth of fucking meat.
527
00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:32,990
Coats should insulate 'em.
528
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,031
Few more coats.
529
00:23:54,285 --> 00:23:55,365
Ooh, uh, what about ice cream?
530
00:23:55,366 --> 00:23:56,615
Should we get ice cream?
531
00:23:56,616 --> 00:23:58,490
Too soon. Give it another hour.
532
00:23:58,490 --> 00:24:00,324
The stores'll panic.
533
00:24:00,325 --> 00:24:01,906
They'll try to unload
it before it thaws.
534
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:03,199
They'll drop the price.
535
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,199
We'll buy for half, sell for double.
536
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,865
Okay, damn, people don't
care it's melt-y?
537
00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,781
I got a line on dry ice.
It'll be nice and cold.
538
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,324
I told ya, kiddo,
539
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,490
just gotta stay creative.
540
00:24:14,491 --> 00:24:17,449
I know where we might be
able to get some real ice.
541
00:24:17,450 --> 00:24:19,490
- No shit?
- Mm-hmm.
542
00:24:22,325 --> 00:24:24,240
What are you looking for?
543
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,531
A wagon, something to
put my supplies in.
544
00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:29,240
A wagon?
545
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,074
No, if we're gonna do this,
we're gonna do it right,
546
00:24:31,075 --> 00:24:33,656
not some half-assed wagon situation.
547
00:24:33,657 --> 00:24:35,281
We gotta, like, build a stand.
548
00:24:35,282 --> 00:24:36,490
Like a booth?
549
00:24:36,491 --> 00:24:38,288
Take half a day to set up.
550
00:24:38,288 --> 00:24:39,906
No, it won't.
551
00:24:39,907 --> 00:24:41,906
Hey, here, help me.
552
00:24:41,907 --> 00:24:43,449
What are we doing?
553
00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:45,074
We're being creative.
554
00:24:45,075 --> 00:24:46,484
Dump.
555
00:24:48,491 --> 00:24:50,391
What the... what did we... I don't...
556
00:24:50,392 --> 00:24:52,615
Hey, that's my kid's pool, motherfucker!
557
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:53,664
- Oh, shit.
- Come on, come on,
558
00:24:53,665 --> 00:24:55,906
- come on, run, run.
- Oh, whoa.
559
00:24:59,949 --> 00:25:01,406
Hope he doesn't have a gun.
560
00:25:01,407 --> 00:25:03,406
Fuck!
561
00:25:07,075 --> 00:25:08,656
Fuck!
562
00:25:08,657 --> 00:25:10,990
They didn't take your key
when they fired you?
563
00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:12,406
No, they did.
564
00:25:12,407 --> 00:25:14,031
I already made a copy.
565
00:25:14,032 --> 00:25:16,199
To a hardware store, "do not duplicate"
566
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,492
means "do not duplicate
unless I give you ten bucks."
567
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:22,615
Still frozen.
568
00:25:22,616 --> 00:25:24,865
Ah, fantastic.
569
00:25:24,865 --> 00:25:25,990
How about this?
570
00:25:25,990 --> 00:25:28,615
It's empty and clean.
571
00:25:28,616 --> 00:25:29,948
- Ready?
- Yep.
572
00:25:29,949 --> 00:25:31,490
Wheel her over.
573
00:25:40,407 --> 00:25:42,240
Shit.
574
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,406
Can barely hold the wrench, man.
575
00:25:43,407 --> 00:25:45,074
It's so fucking sweaty.
576
00:25:45,075 --> 00:25:46,261
I know.
577
00:25:47,534 --> 00:25:48,948
Why isn't she calling?
578
00:25:48,949 --> 00:25:50,574
I left her, like, five messages.
579
00:25:50,575 --> 00:25:53,248
- Who?
- Xan.
580
00:25:53,249 --> 00:25:56,781
Fuck! God damn it, man.
581
00:25:56,782 --> 00:25:58,528
Why are we even open today?
582
00:25:58,528 --> 00:26:02,034
'Cause Mr. Ryland's heading to
Sturgis and needs his bike.
583
00:26:03,492 --> 00:26:04,999
What's going on with you, man?
584
00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:07,405
Tami's pregnant.
585
00:26:08,159 --> 00:26:09,239
What?
586
00:26:11,949 --> 00:26:13,490
Yeah.
587
00:26:13,491 --> 00:26:14,865
Is it yours?
588
00:26:15,766 --> 00:26:16,991
She says it is.
589
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:20,551
Oh, no, you got Tami pregnant?
590
00:26:20,553 --> 00:26:21,796
Yeah, so?
591
00:26:21,797 --> 00:26:23,035
I can't believe you got Tami pregnant.
592
00:26:23,036 --> 00:26:25,048
- Why do you keep saying that?
- Well...
593
00:26:25,048 --> 00:26:26,835
Hey, honey, Core.
594
00:26:27,971 --> 00:26:29,464
I'm terrified of these women.
595
00:26:29,465 --> 00:26:30,625
What, even your wife?
596
00:26:30,626 --> 00:26:32,031
Terrified.
597
00:26:32,032 --> 00:26:33,199
Did he tell you?
598
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,574
What? No. I don't know anything.
599
00:26:34,575 --> 00:26:35,823
Did you tell him?
600
00:26:35,824 --> 00:26:37,240
No.
601
00:26:37,752 --> 00:26:39,615
Sorry, I got a conference call
602
00:26:39,616 --> 00:26:42,726
with a parts, uh, guy.
603
00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,070
You upset Tami.
604
00:26:45,072 --> 00:26:47,586
- Yeah, Tami's upset.
- Now we gotta fuck you up.
605
00:26:47,586 --> 00:26:50,072
Well, she didn't seem that upset.
I mean, how could you tell?
606
00:26:50,073 --> 00:26:53,240
- She was fucking crying, Lip.
- Tami was crying, really?
607
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,637
- What the fuck did you say to her?
- Nothing, all right?
608
00:26:55,638 --> 00:26:58,325
Uh, we talked about the baby, I
said I want to be a part of it,
609
00:26:58,326 --> 00:27:01,249
- and it's her decision.
- Goddamn right it's her decision.
610
00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:04,354
If she does decide to keep it,
you better not ghost her.
611
00:27:04,355 --> 00:27:06,499
I won't, all right?
That's what I told her.
612
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,634
If you hurt her, we will fuck you up.
613
00:27:08,634 --> 00:27:10,200
Since when do you give a
shit about Tami, huh?
614
00:27:10,201 --> 00:27:12,507
- I thought you hated her.
- We will fuck you up.
615
00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:14,871
Look, I get it, okay?
616
00:27:14,872 --> 00:27:16,508
I'm trying to do the right thing.
617
00:27:16,509 --> 00:27:17,913
If she doesn't want to be around me,
618
00:27:17,914 --> 00:27:20,115
I don't know what I can do for you.
619
00:27:20,115 --> 00:27:21,449
Don't fuck with us.
620
00:27:21,450 --> 00:27:23,034
Okay.
621
00:27:24,951 --> 00:27:26,558
You know, you should get your sister
622
00:27:26,559 --> 00:27:28,270
a mood ring or something,
623
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:31,074
you know, anything that lets
me know how she's feeling.
624
00:27:31,075 --> 00:27:33,271
You know, that would
be great, all right?
625
00:27:41,992 --> 00:27:44,406
- Is the goon squad gone?
- Yeah.
626
00:27:44,407 --> 00:27:47,906
Tell you what. Uh, take
the day off. I got this.
627
00:27:47,907 --> 00:27:49,451
Yeah, why?
628
00:27:50,576 --> 00:27:52,064
You're having a bad day.
629
00:27:52,576 --> 00:27:53,730
Go home.
630
00:27:56,224 --> 00:27:58,664
Got everything you need
right here, folks!
631
00:27:58,665 --> 00:28:02,156
- Step right up.
- Who's waiting on cold, soaked rags?
632
00:28:02,157 --> 00:28:03,531
Here you go. Thank you.
633
00:28:03,532 --> 00:28:05,199
How much to charge a phone?
634
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,865
- It's a dollar a minute.
- Okay, I'll take five.
635
00:28:06,865 --> 00:28:08,449
Great.
636
00:28:15,355 --> 00:28:18,199
Two waters, two beers comin' up.
637
00:28:19,463 --> 00:28:21,780
Could I get a battery over here?
638
00:28:21,781 --> 00:28:23,281
Here you go.
639
00:28:23,282 --> 00:28:25,406
Who wanted the bat... There you go.
640
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,531
Here you go. Thank you.
641
00:28:33,532 --> 00:28:35,324
Have a good day.
642
00:28:50,949 --> 00:28:53,848
- Beer. Beer? Beer.
- We got, uh...
643
00:28:53,849 --> 00:28:55,990
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
644
00:29:11,366 --> 00:29:12,804
- Start a business, you know.
- Uh-huh.
645
00:29:12,805 --> 00:29:15,426
We don't have to be at each
other's throats all the time.
646
00:29:16,157 --> 00:29:18,074
You're a good salesman.
647
00:29:18,075 --> 00:29:19,365
What the fuck?
648
00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:21,156
You just need...
649
00:29:25,117 --> 00:29:26,660
These are my clothes.
650
00:29:27,593 --> 00:29:30,111
I'll take that chair
if you don't want it.
651
00:29:30,701 --> 00:29:32,490
Fuckin' Lip.
652
00:29:32,491 --> 00:29:34,133
God!
653
00:29:41,317 --> 00:29:42,606
- Hey!
- What the fuck?
654
00:29:42,607 --> 00:29:44,423
You put my shit on the fucking curb?
655
00:29:44,423 --> 00:29:45,615
Fuck, man. The f...
656
00:29:45,616 --> 00:29:47,240
- You can't fucking do that!
- Yeah, well,
657
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,365
- I want you fucking out!
- This is my house!
658
00:29:49,366 --> 00:29:52,232
I live here! I live here!
659
00:29:52,233 --> 00:29:54,685
- This is my fucking house!
- Okay, okay, easy, easy, easy.
660
00:29:54,686 --> 00:29:56,007
- I own this house!
- Easy.
661
00:29:56,008 --> 00:29:57,656
The title is in my name!
662
00:29:57,657 --> 00:29:59,365
- I'm not letting you live here!
- Okay.
663
00:29:59,366 --> 00:30:01,574
All right, not with Liam
and not with Franny!
664
00:30:01,575 --> 00:30:02,781
No fucking way!
665
00:30:02,782 --> 00:30:04,324
- Fuck you!
- Look at you!
666
00:30:04,325 --> 00:30:06,074
All right, you are fucking pathetic.
667
00:30:06,075 --> 00:30:08,444
You need to take a personal
fucking inventory!
668
00:30:08,951 --> 00:30:11,240
Did you say inven... You?
669
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,182
You AA people are all the same.
670
00:30:13,182 --> 00:30:14,574
You want a goddamn
parade because you stand
671
00:30:14,575 --> 00:30:16,531
in front of other alcoholics
672
00:30:16,532 --> 00:30:18,656
and state the galactically obvious.
673
00:30:18,657 --> 00:30:20,823
It's the very definition of narcissism.
674
00:30:20,824 --> 00:30:23,417
Will you please take a drink
and shut the fuck up?
675
00:30:23,419 --> 00:30:25,352
- Shut the fuck up!
- All right.
676
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,368
Get to a meeting.
677
00:30:48,285 --> 00:30:50,324
You should spend less time blaming her
678
00:30:50,325 --> 00:30:51,656
and more thanking her.
679
00:30:51,657 --> 00:30:54,031
- Yeah, for what?
- For what?
680
00:30:54,032 --> 00:30:58,022
It's tough raising six kids by yourself.
681
00:31:01,034 --> 00:31:02,500
I couldn't have done it without her.
682
00:31:03,116 --> 00:31:05,992
All right, team, let's go!
683
00:31:11,701 --> 00:31:13,492
Let's go, Kelly!
684
00:31:23,034 --> 00:31:24,992
Nice throw, girl!
685
00:31:26,817 --> 00:31:29,396
I brought your favorite, orange!
686
00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:44,302
This should be working.
687
00:31:44,304 --> 00:31:45,701
Stay out of there!
688
00:32:04,576 --> 00:32:06,826
I can see the steak in your pants.
689
00:32:06,827 --> 00:32:09,656
Well, it doesn't matter anyway
'cause it's already thawed.
690
00:32:09,657 --> 00:32:13,115
Bartender, two vodka martinis
691
00:32:13,115 --> 00:32:15,531
on the rocks with a twist.
692
00:32:15,532 --> 00:32:16,428
There's no rocks, Frank.
693
00:32:16,429 --> 00:32:18,615
It's over 100 degrees in here.
694
00:32:18,616 --> 00:32:19,909
It's the end of days.
695
00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:22,346
We're all gonna die.
696
00:32:24,535 --> 00:32:26,115
How the hell are you not sweating?
697
00:32:26,115 --> 00:32:29,574
He wears flannel pajamas in
August with the windows open.
698
00:32:29,575 --> 00:32:30,990
And how do you know that?
699
00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:32,575
I'm guessing.
700
00:32:33,067 --> 00:32:34,769
I gotta take my pants off.
701
00:32:35,409 --> 00:32:37,324
My balls are gonna explode.
702
00:32:37,325 --> 00:32:38,710
It's a ticking time ball.
703
00:32:38,711 --> 00:32:41,240
Hey, you need ice? We got ice.
704
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,753
- Really?
- Hundred bucks a bag.
705
00:32:42,755 --> 00:32:44,449
- Great.
- Hell no!
706
00:32:44,450 --> 00:32:46,781
V, this whole thing was your idea.
707
00:32:46,782 --> 00:32:47,865
Fifty.
708
00:32:47,865 --> 00:32:49,748
- Okay.
- No!
709
00:32:49,749 --> 00:32:50,888
All right, fine.
710
00:32:50,890 --> 00:32:52,641
When my balls explode
and everybody in here
711
00:32:52,642 --> 00:32:54,740
is covered in blood and ball,
we'll see who's laughing then.
712
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:55,865
I won't be.
713
00:32:55,865 --> 00:32:58,199
It's fucking hot, okay?
714
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,531
Who wants a beer?
715
00:32:59,532 --> 00:33:01,574
- Me.
- Me, I want one.
716
00:33:01,575 --> 00:33:02,636
I'll take one.
717
00:33:02,637 --> 00:33:05,156
$20 apiece.
718
00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:07,152
$50 for a bag of ice.
719
00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:08,449
You're just like my vendors.
720
00:33:08,450 --> 00:33:10,574
Just like everyone in this city,
721
00:33:10,575 --> 00:33:13,410
always trying to take
advantage of the South Side.
722
00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:15,865
Hey, I got an idea.
723
00:33:15,865 --> 00:33:17,490
- Uh-oh.
- No, no, no,
724
00:33:17,491 --> 00:33:19,156
this is a really good one.
725
00:33:19,157 --> 00:33:20,449
Let's have a cookout,
726
00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:21,865
invite the whole neighborhood.
727
00:33:21,865 --> 00:33:23,156
We got all that meat that's gonna spoil.
728
00:33:23,157 --> 00:33:24,906
And the crab-stuffed sole.
729
00:33:24,907 --> 00:33:26,865
Free surf and turf and warm beer.
730
00:33:26,865 --> 00:33:28,990
No, not free, $5 surf and turf.
731
00:33:28,990 --> 00:33:30,781
We gotta at least try
to make our money back.
732
00:33:30,782 --> 00:33:32,432
Okay, it's still a pretty good deal.
733
00:33:32,433 --> 00:33:35,031
Y-you guys would pay five bucks
for surf and turf, right?
734
00:33:35,032 --> 00:33:36,490
- A rib eye, yeah.
- Yeah.
735
00:33:36,491 --> 00:33:38,198
Cookout at The Alibi.
736
00:33:38,199 --> 00:33:39,906
If people bring grills and charcoal,
737
00:33:39,907 --> 00:33:41,865
- I'll supply the meat and beer.
- Nice.
738
00:33:41,865 --> 00:33:43,281
- I like it.
- Yes.
739
00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:44,829
Kevin Ball for the win.
740
00:33:44,830 --> 00:33:48,281
♪ Let's go, Kelly, let's go ♪
741
00:33:48,282 --> 00:33:51,615
- ♪ Let's go, Kelly, let's go ♪
- Kelly, Kelly, Kelly!
742
00:33:51,616 --> 00:33:53,953
Whoo, you got this, girl!
743
00:33:53,954 --> 00:33:56,160
Hey, attagirl, way to
stay in front of it!
744
00:33:56,161 --> 00:33:58,281
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly!
745
00:33:58,282 --> 00:34:00,281
That's my girl! Kelly!
746
00:34:00,282 --> 00:34:03,573
♪ U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi ♪
747
00:34:03,574 --> 00:34:05,240
♪ You ugly, hey, hey ♪
748
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,109
♪ You ugly, hey, hey ♪
749
00:34:09,117 --> 00:34:10,615
- Yeah!
- Nice!
750
00:34:10,617 --> 00:34:11,838
Kelly, Kelly, catch that bitch!
751
00:34:11,838 --> 00:34:13,822
That's my girl! That's my bitch!
752
00:34:13,824 --> 00:34:16,117
- Good one.
- All right.
753
00:34:17,367 --> 00:34:18,907
She's going! She's going!
754
00:34:18,907 --> 00:34:20,833
Oh!
755
00:34:20,835 --> 00:34:22,822
- Nice!
- I love you, Kelly!
756
00:34:24,282 --> 00:34:25,490
Nice play.
757
00:34:25,492 --> 00:34:26,655
Beautiful, Kelly!
758
00:34:29,032 --> 00:34:31,324
I got this for you!
759
00:34:31,324 --> 00:34:33,490
- Yeah.
- Way to do it.
760
00:34:33,492 --> 00:34:34,739
Fuckin' Lip, man.
761
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,800
He's a righteous fuckin' prick.
762
00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:39,884
V, can we get a couple
of shots of Jame-o?
763
00:34:40,588 --> 00:34:41,679
Who cares?
764
00:34:41,681 --> 00:34:43,400
You know how many times I've
kicked out of that house?
765
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,309
Yeah, I do. I was the
one doing the kickin'.
766
00:34:46,311 --> 00:34:49,094
- Lip kicked you out of the house?
- Yeah, you believe that motherfucker?
767
00:34:49,094 --> 00:34:51,588
I'm carrying my shit
around in garbage bags.
768
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:55,367
V, can I just crash with you
just till I figure it out?
769
00:34:55,759 --> 00:34:57,782
You don't even have to ask.
770
00:34:58,442 --> 00:34:59,809
You're the shit!
771
00:34:59,809 --> 00:35:03,114
We made a shitload of
money out there today.
772
00:35:03,115 --> 00:35:05,088
You're really good at this.
773
00:35:07,034 --> 00:35:08,659
I'm great.
774
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,449
Here's your half.
775
00:35:13,016 --> 00:35:14,742
I want to renegotiate.
776
00:35:15,951 --> 00:35:17,619
The hell? There's no renegotiation.
777
00:35:17,619 --> 00:35:19,132
We made a deal.
778
00:35:19,132 --> 00:35:22,083
See, you were gonna walk
around with a wagon.
779
00:35:22,085 --> 00:35:25,864
I created a store. I got us ice.
780
00:35:25,865 --> 00:35:27,938
- Sixty-forty.
- No way.
781
00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:29,739
Sixty-forty, or next time,
782
00:35:29,740 --> 00:35:32,574
I just open my own blackout supply.
783
00:35:32,574 --> 00:35:35,909
And trust me, you don't want
me as your competition.
784
00:35:39,159 --> 00:35:41,226
You're worse than the
Mafia, you know that?
785
00:35:41,228 --> 00:35:42,407
Mm-hmm.
786
00:35:43,824 --> 00:35:45,782
And this is for the professor.
787
00:35:45,782 --> 00:35:47,739
We did all the work.
788
00:35:47,740 --> 00:35:49,199
And he supplied the raw materials.
789
00:35:49,199 --> 00:35:51,239
Oh, fuck the professor.
790
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:55,574
Okay, it's time we had a little chat.
791
00:35:55,574 --> 00:35:57,239
V, could we get two more of these?
792
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:59,114
Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.
793
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,378
You're a bad drunk.
794
00:36:03,407 --> 00:36:05,490
That's...
795
00:36:05,492 --> 00:36:09,324
Oh, well, if that isn't the
pot callin' the kettle black.
796
00:36:09,324 --> 00:36:11,706
No, no, no, I'm a good
drunk. Makes me happy.
797
00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:13,532
When you drink, you get mean.
798
00:36:13,532 --> 00:36:15,989
If it wasn't for me, Lip
would be dead right now.
799
00:36:15,990 --> 00:36:19,221
Are you seriously telling
me to stop drinkin'?
800
00:36:19,222 --> 00:36:21,833
I would never say that
to my worst enemy.
801
00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:25,934
No, I am telling you there are
good drunks and bad drunks.
802
00:36:25,936 --> 00:36:27,635
A good drunk is fun.
803
00:36:27,635 --> 00:36:29,650
A bad drunk wants to have a fight.
804
00:36:29,652 --> 00:36:31,726
A good drunk lives in the present.
805
00:36:31,726 --> 00:36:34,483
A bad drunk is thinking about yesterday.
806
00:36:34,949 --> 00:36:39,840
It's all about gas and the brakes.
807
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,074
Bottoms up.
808
00:36:44,398 --> 00:36:45,855
How you feel?
809
00:36:45,856 --> 00:36:46,918
Great.
810
00:36:46,918 --> 00:36:47,969
Wanna do another one?
811
00:36:47,969 --> 00:36:49,822
- Yeah.
- No.
812
00:36:49,824 --> 00:36:52,490
You feel good, right?
813
00:36:52,492 --> 00:36:54,811
So take a break, driver eight.
814
00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:57,494
Take your foot off the gas
for a couple of seconds.
815
00:36:57,494 --> 00:36:58,864
Coast.
816
00:36:58,865 --> 00:37:04,239
Alcohol was created to distract
us from existential dread.
817
00:37:04,726 --> 00:37:07,199
Human beings are the only species
818
00:37:07,199 --> 00:37:09,585
that knows of its own mortality,
819
00:37:09,586 --> 00:37:10,646
and I gotta say,
820
00:37:10,648 --> 00:37:13,833
we do a pretty good job
dealing with that fact.
821
00:37:13,835 --> 00:37:15,490
Thank God for alcohol.
822
00:37:15,492 --> 00:37:20,822
Can you imagine having to live
with impending death sober?
823
00:37:20,824 --> 00:37:23,876
Look at Lip. When's the last
time you saw him smile?
824
00:37:24,429 --> 00:37:28,552
Me, I've always been the most
fun member of this family.
825
00:37:28,552 --> 00:37:31,115
You know why? Because I get it.
826
00:37:31,634 --> 00:37:35,094
Sobriety is a fool's game.
827
00:37:35,094 --> 00:37:37,094
Okay, okay!
828
00:37:37,096 --> 00:37:39,769
Who's ready for a cookout?
829
00:37:39,771 --> 00:37:41,773
- Let's do this!
- Oh! Meat!
830
00:37:42,326 --> 00:37:43,588
Let me help you with that.
831
00:37:43,588 --> 00:37:44,882
Thanks.
832
00:37:45,992 --> 00:37:47,490
You were really great out there.
833
00:37:47,492 --> 00:37:49,543
Yeah, played okay.
834
00:37:59,682 --> 00:38:01,806
Hey, come on, get in the back.
835
00:38:01,806 --> 00:38:03,202
You get in the back.
836
00:38:11,784 --> 00:38:14,076
Fine.
837
00:38:18,867 --> 00:38:21,155
I got a text. They're having
a cookout at The Alibi.
838
00:38:21,157 --> 00:38:23,449
- You want to go?
- Let's do it.
839
00:38:23,449 --> 00:38:25,460
Yeah, sure, you can come with us.
840
00:38:30,407 --> 00:38:33,157
Two Funk Sole Brothers, well done.
841
00:38:33,157 --> 00:38:34,989
Two Funk Sole Brothers, well done.
842
00:38:34,990 --> 00:38:36,699
Two beers.
843
00:38:36,699 --> 00:38:37,782
- Here.
- No, uh-uh,
844
00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:38,989
I'm not counting that shit.
845
00:38:38,990 --> 00:38:40,407
Walk away.
846
00:38:40,407 --> 00:38:42,739
V, we're doin' it, baby.
847
00:38:44,617 --> 00:38:46,782
This is how we do it on
the South Side, man.
848
00:38:46,782 --> 00:38:49,657
We learn how to live together
because alone, we die.
849
00:38:49,657 --> 00:38:51,739
Is Chicago dangerous? Yes.
850
00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:53,574
Is Chicago big? Doesn't matter,
851
00:38:53,574 --> 00:38:55,784
'cause I don't live in Chicago.
I live on the South Side,
852
00:38:55,784 --> 00:38:57,324
and these are the people I care about.
853
00:38:57,324 --> 00:38:59,324
South Side!
854
00:38:59,324 --> 00:39:01,686
Carl thinks if two women are
friends, they must be gay.
855
00:39:01,688 --> 00:39:03,407
No, I don't think that.
I think Debbie's gay
856
00:39:03,407 --> 00:39:05,668
because she follows you around
like a little puppy dog.
857
00:39:05,668 --> 00:39:07,235
- Ha, see what I mean?
- I'm not kidding.
858
00:39:07,237 --> 00:39:10,657
- She's in love with you.
- Carl, stop. You're acting crazy.
859
00:39:10,657 --> 00:39:12,585
Yeah, seriously, who's the puppy dog?
860
00:39:12,585 --> 00:39:14,208
- She's my girlfriend.
- She's my friend.
861
00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:16,552
Okay, I'm gonna get a beer.
862
00:39:16,552 --> 00:39:17,599
- Let me get it for you.
- I'll come with you.
863
00:39:17,601 --> 00:39:19,731
Guys, I got it, thanks.
864
00:39:20,784 --> 00:39:22,947
Whoo, look at this.
865
00:39:22,949 --> 00:39:24,947
♪ Then you're done for ♪
866
00:39:24,949 --> 00:39:26,782
♪ I'm a person of peace ♪
867
00:39:26,782 --> 00:39:29,253
♪ But if you want a piece of me ♪
868
00:39:29,255 --> 00:39:31,574
♪ I will attack... ♪
869
00:39:31,574 --> 00:39:33,027
Here you go.
870
00:39:33,028 --> 00:39:34,701
I told you, Frank, I'm
not paying for ice.
871
00:39:34,702 --> 00:39:36,449
It's on me.
872
00:39:36,449 --> 00:39:37,699
Really?
873
00:39:37,699 --> 00:39:39,157
It's melting.
874
00:39:39,157 --> 00:39:41,032
Thank you, man. Ah.
875
00:39:41,032 --> 00:39:42,407
Here.
876
00:39:44,735 --> 00:39:46,626
We brought this on ourselves, you know.
877
00:39:46,628 --> 00:39:48,380
Global warming.
878
00:39:48,382 --> 00:39:50,005
Nothing to be done. Too late.
879
00:39:50,005 --> 00:39:51,831
What, I'm gonna turn my AC off?
880
00:39:51,833 --> 00:39:54,809
If I'm a dead man walking,
I wanna be comfortable.
881
00:39:55,534 --> 00:39:57,621
♪ Why'd you have to
go and do that for? ♪
882
00:39:57,621 --> 00:39:59,467
♪ Look at what you made me do ♪
883
00:39:59,469 --> 00:40:01,282
♪ I heard you want to
scrap with the sharks ♪
884
00:40:01,282 --> 00:40:03,699
♪ Come on, then, let's dance ♪
885
00:40:03,699 --> 00:40:05,574
♪ I am a person of peace ♪
886
00:40:05,574 --> 00:40:07,739
♪ But if you want a piece of me ♪
887
00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:09,782
♪ I will attack ♪
888
00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:11,574
♪ Arr ♪
889
00:40:11,574 --> 00:40:13,262
♪ I will never start the grief ♪
890
00:40:13,264 --> 00:40:14,989
♪ But careful what you throw ♪
891
00:40:14,990 --> 00:40:17,427
♪ 'Cause I will bat it back ♪
892
00:40:17,429 --> 00:40:20,282
You know we're the only
ones without power, right?
893
00:40:20,282 --> 00:40:22,074
What are you talking about?
894
00:40:22,074 --> 00:40:23,657
My cousin's on his way to the Cubs game.
895
00:40:23,657 --> 00:40:25,780
North Side's already got power.
896
00:40:26,355 --> 00:40:27,907
You fuckin' serious?
897
00:40:27,907 --> 00:40:30,532
♪ More that you came here... ♪
898
00:40:30,532 --> 00:40:32,657
Hey, what's the station
for the Cubs game?
899
00:40:32,657 --> 00:40:33,764
The what?
900
00:40:33,766 --> 00:40:35,536
Jerk-off AM, who knows?
901
00:40:35,536 --> 00:40:37,813
No, seriously, no one knows the
station for the Cubs game?
902
00:40:37,815 --> 00:40:39,927
- The fuck we care?
- Go, Sox.
903
00:40:39,927 --> 00:40:42,449
God bless us, every one.
904
00:40:44,327 --> 00:40:46,407
Power's been restored to
90 percent of the city,
905
00:40:46,407 --> 00:40:49,114
and the Cubs will play
tonight as scheduled.
906
00:40:49,115 --> 00:40:51,530
So everybody's got power except us?
907
00:40:51,530 --> 00:40:53,434
Wrigleyville has power.
908
00:40:53,434 --> 00:40:55,385
Fucking yuppies, what do you expect?
909
00:40:55,385 --> 00:40:57,739
South Side's always last in line.
910
00:40:57,740 --> 00:41:00,699
So we're the working poor. No
one gives a fuck about us.
911
00:41:00,699 --> 00:41:03,143
We don't matter. We don't count.
912
00:41:03,143 --> 00:41:04,490
Well, I don't know about you,
913
00:41:04,492 --> 00:41:07,074
but I am sick of gettin' fucked.
914
00:41:07,074 --> 00:41:08,490
Yeah!
915
00:41:08,492 --> 00:41:12,518
I say we march right now to Wrigleyville
916
00:41:12,519 --> 00:41:15,282
and kick every one of
their fuckin' asses!
917
00:41:15,282 --> 00:41:16,739
- Fuck 'em up!
- Yeah!
918
00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:17,492
In this heat?
919
00:41:17,494 --> 00:41:19,324
We are South Side, God damn it!
920
00:41:19,324 --> 00:41:21,365
- We are not your bitch!
- Yeah!
921
00:41:21,367 --> 00:41:23,657
- Fuck yeah.
- This shit stops now.
922
00:41:23,657 --> 00:41:26,599
My bitch! South Side!
923
00:41:31,657 --> 00:41:33,532
I'm staying. Any medium rares?
924
00:41:33,532 --> 00:41:35,137
If they think I'm walkin'
in these damn heels...
925
00:41:35,137 --> 00:41:36,324
Ooh, man.
926
00:41:36,326 --> 00:41:38,043
- Yeah, I'll take that guy.
- That smoke is...
927
00:41:38,045 --> 00:41:40,157
- I'm gonna start cleaning up.
- All right.
928
00:41:40,157 --> 00:41:41,699
What the fuck, Chicago?
929
00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:43,699
Should've had power hours ago!
930
00:41:43,699 --> 00:41:45,657
What the fuck, Chicago?
931
00:41:45,657 --> 00:41:47,532
Should've had power hours ago!
932
00:41:47,532 --> 00:41:49,407
What the fuck, Chicago?
933
00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:51,947
- Should've had power hours ago!
- Hey, can we talk?
934
00:41:51,949 --> 00:41:53,878
Now? We're in the middle of a protest.
935
00:41:53,878 --> 00:41:55,746
Yeah, but you're not even
from the South Side.
936
00:41:55,748 --> 00:41:56,989
I know.
937
00:41:56,990 --> 00:41:58,878
Injustice is injustice.
938
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,947
What the fuck, Chicago?
939
00:42:00,949 --> 00:42:02,911
Should've had power hours ago!
940
00:42:02,911 --> 00:42:04,818
What the fuck, Chicago?
941
00:42:04,820 --> 00:42:06,728
Should've had power hours ago!
942
00:42:18,697 --> 00:42:22,699
Hey, Xan, uh, it's me again.
943
00:42:22,699 --> 00:42:24,259
Um...
944
00:42:25,327 --> 00:42:26,985
look, can you call me back?
945
00:42:27,949 --> 00:42:30,289
Yeah, I know there's the-the
power outage and everything,
946
00:42:30,289 --> 00:42:34,619
but seriously, you know,
just... call me back.
947
00:42:40,907 --> 00:42:42,657
- Hey.
- Hey.
948
00:42:42,657 --> 00:42:44,394
Hey.
949
00:42:46,425 --> 00:42:47,731
What you doing?
950
00:42:48,242 --> 00:42:51,367
Nothing, just waiting for
a fucking phone call.
951
00:42:53,483 --> 00:42:55,452
So you threw Fiona out.
952
00:42:56,992 --> 00:42:58,407
Yeah.
953
00:42:58,407 --> 00:42:59,907
Okay.
954
00:42:59,907 --> 00:43:01,532
Well, she's gonna stay with Kev and me
955
00:43:01,532 --> 00:43:03,324
until she gets back on her feet.
956
00:43:03,324 --> 00:43:04,608
No, if she stays with you and Kev,
957
00:43:04,608 --> 00:43:06,179
she won't get back on her feet.
958
00:43:06,181 --> 00:43:08,635
- I'm worried about her, Lip.
- Yeah, me too.
959
00:43:08,635 --> 00:43:10,574
Then let her back in the damn house.
960
00:43:11,721 --> 00:43:13,501
She needs to hit rock bottom.
961
00:43:14,327 --> 00:43:15,688
Rock bottom?
962
00:43:16,614 --> 00:43:18,989
She's a strong person, Lip.
I know you know that.
963
00:43:19,617 --> 00:43:22,074
But even the strongest
people fall down sometimes.
964
00:43:22,074 --> 00:43:24,239
You did. I have. Kev has.
965
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,208
We are here to lift each other up.
966
00:43:29,300 --> 00:43:32,318
Okay. You heard all this before, right?
967
00:43:32,742 --> 00:43:34,657
You gonna sit there and think
just because you're in AA,
968
00:43:34,657 --> 00:43:36,405
you have all the answers?
969
00:43:37,076 --> 00:43:38,588
Don't let Fiona stay with you.
970
00:43:39,068 --> 00:43:40,742
Then what kind of friend would I be?
971
00:43:42,452 --> 00:43:44,038
What kind of friend do you wanna be?
972
00:43:45,492 --> 00:43:48,179
The kind that sees her drunk
at The Alibi every morning?
973
00:43:48,181 --> 00:43:51,074
The kind that-that
watches her lose her job
974
00:43:51,074 --> 00:43:52,793
or lose her apartment building?
975
00:43:52,795 --> 00:43:55,532
Watches her wreck her
car and go to jail?
976
00:43:55,532 --> 00:43:56,983
You know what? Then go ahead.
977
00:43:56,985 --> 00:43:58,699
All right, buy her a case of vodka.
978
00:43:58,699 --> 00:44:01,373
Grab a shovel and help
her dig that grave,
979
00:44:01,373 --> 00:44:02,655
'cause that's not a friend.
980
00:44:03,284 --> 00:44:05,679
All right, that's-that's
a fuckin' bystander.
981
00:44:05,681 --> 00:44:07,331
- Lip, I have to...
- V!
982
00:44:08,826 --> 00:44:10,313
If you really love her
983
00:44:11,534 --> 00:44:13,259
and you really are her friend,
984
00:44:14,793 --> 00:44:16,512
you won't let her stay with you.
985
00:44:19,492 --> 00:44:21,650
South Side is where it's at!
986
00:44:21,650 --> 00:44:23,532
Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat!
987
00:44:23,532 --> 00:44:25,407
South Side is where it's at!
988
00:44:25,407 --> 00:44:27,532
Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat!
989
00:44:27,532 --> 00:44:29,407
South Side is where it's at!
990
00:44:29,407 --> 00:44:31,449
Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat!
991
00:44:31,449 --> 00:44:33,324
South Side is where it's at!
992
00:44:33,324 --> 00:44:35,907
Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat!
993
00:44:40,324 --> 00:44:41,490
- Yo.
- Check it out.
994
00:44:41,492 --> 00:44:42,864
- Yeah.
- The power's back.
995
00:44:42,865 --> 00:44:44,045
Yeah.
996
00:44:44,045 --> 00:44:45,864
Oh, yeah. Power, baby.
997
00:44:45,865 --> 00:44:47,690
- About time.
- Yeah.
998
00:44:48,309 --> 00:44:51,190
I don't know about you all,
but I could use a drink.
999
00:44:51,192 --> 00:44:52,864
Back to The Alibi?
1000
00:44:52,865 --> 00:44:54,324
Thank God. I'm gonna pass out.
1001
00:44:54,324 --> 00:44:55,327
- You said it.
- Here we go.
1002
00:44:55,329 --> 00:44:56,315
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1003
00:44:56,315 --> 00:44:57,815
You're just gonna go back to The Alibi?
1004
00:44:57,817 --> 00:45:00,188
We were still the last
ones to get power.
1005
00:45:00,190 --> 00:45:01,588
That's bullshit.
1006
00:45:01,590 --> 00:45:03,724
Come on, the city's laughing at us.
1007
00:45:03,724 --> 00:45:06,574
Let's go tell 'em you don't
fuck with the South Side.
1008
00:45:06,574 --> 00:45:08,153
Let's go. Come on.
1009
00:45:08,155 --> 00:45:10,824
It's only a few more
blocks to the North Side.
1010
00:45:10,824 --> 00:45:12,958
See you at The Alibi.
1011
00:45:13,755 --> 00:45:15,436
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
1012
00:45:16,826 --> 00:45:18,173
God.
1013
00:45:27,630 --> 00:45:29,170
- Hey, baby.
- That was like a long hike.
1014
00:45:29,170 --> 00:45:31,527
Hi. South Side pride.
1015
00:45:42,867 --> 00:45:44,409
You know what I want.
1016
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:45,947
V, I need a drink.
1017
00:45:45,949 --> 00:45:48,157
- Okay, what?
- Vodka.
1018
00:45:56,034 --> 00:45:57,260
Ladies and gentlemen,
1019
00:45:57,262 --> 00:45:59,070
can I have your attention, please?
1020
00:46:00,076 --> 00:46:02,449
Today was a good fuckin' day.
1021
00:46:02,449 --> 00:46:03,755
- It was a good day.
- Yeah.
1022
00:46:03,757 --> 00:46:05,125
Yes, it was hot,
1023
00:46:05,126 --> 00:46:07,407
yes, we had no electricity,
1024
00:46:07,407 --> 00:46:09,365
and yes, I had a very painful testicle
1025
00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:10,947
that was the size of a volleyball.
1026
00:46:10,949 --> 00:46:12,545
- Whoo!
- Hear, hear.
1027
00:46:12,547 --> 00:46:16,657
But today we found the true
power of the South Side.
1028
00:46:16,657 --> 00:46:18,074
- Hear, hear.
- Yeah.
1029
00:46:18,074 --> 00:46:21,407
No work. Get drunk. Have fun.
1030
00:46:21,407 --> 00:46:23,119
Now you know what it's like to be me.
1031
00:46:24,545 --> 00:46:26,503
Here's to the greatest day ever.
1032
00:46:26,505 --> 00:46:27,664
The South Side!
1033
00:46:27,664 --> 00:46:30,032
The South Side!
1034
00:46:30,032 --> 00:46:33,164
Fuck you, you fuckin' pussies!
1035
00:46:34,161 --> 00:46:36,599
You fuckin' never stop talking
1036
00:46:36,599 --> 00:46:39,005
about how tough the South Side is,
1037
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,657
how we survive.
1038
00:46:40,659 --> 00:46:41,822
Ha!
1039
00:46:41,824 --> 00:46:44,074
How you don't fuck with the South Side.
1040
00:46:44,074 --> 00:46:49,048
And then you fucking do nothing!
1041
00:46:49,050 --> 00:46:50,699
God.
1042
00:46:50,699 --> 00:46:53,576
I am fuckin' embarrassed.
1043
00:46:54,409 --> 00:46:56,449
You know, we talk a big game,
1044
00:46:56,449 --> 00:46:59,817
but we don't actually do shit.
1045
00:47:00,409 --> 00:47:03,282
We get exactly what we deserve.
1046
00:47:04,836 --> 00:47:06,880
So fuck you. Fuck all of you.
1047
00:47:06,882 --> 00:47:08,186
Take it easy, sweetheart.
1048
00:47:08,188 --> 00:47:10,699
Sounds like somebody needs to
get fucked on the South Side.
1049
00:47:10,699 --> 00:47:12,407
Fuck you, you fuckin' cunt!
1050
00:47:12,407 --> 00:47:14,762
- Whoa, yeah.
- Hey!
1051
00:47:14,764 --> 00:47:18,202
All right, okay, somebody's
a little bit fired up.
1052
00:47:18,768 --> 00:47:20,086
You okay?
1053
00:47:21,434 --> 00:47:23,114
Fucking tired of that bullshit.
1054
00:47:23,115 --> 00:47:24,867
I get it. I know.
1055
00:47:25,284 --> 00:47:26,514
I get it.
1056
00:47:27,018 --> 00:47:29,445
Hey, I get it.
1057
00:47:33,702 --> 00:47:37,730
So I, um... I was talking to Kev,
1058
00:47:38,847 --> 00:47:40,282
and with the girls and everything,
1059
00:47:40,282 --> 00:47:42,032
it's just a little too much right now
1060
00:47:42,032 --> 00:47:43,844
having you stay with us.
1061
00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:46,722
I'm-I'm really sorry.
1062
00:47:48,001 --> 00:47:49,875
- I am.
- V...
1063
00:47:51,318 --> 00:47:52,989
it's not a big deal.
1064
00:47:52,990 --> 00:47:54,532
Really? You know, no.
1065
00:47:54,532 --> 00:47:56,141
- I'm gonna talk...
- Seriously, yeah.
1066
00:47:56,143 --> 00:47:58,411
It's okay. I totally get it.
1067
00:47:58,413 --> 00:47:59,682
I understand.
1068
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:02,463
All right.
1069
00:48:05,759 --> 00:48:06,884
I'm sorry.
1070
00:48:06,885 --> 00:48:08,025
Mm-hmm.
1071
00:48:44,740 --> 00:48:47,739
I gotta get this one into
the bathtub. Pee-yew!
1072
00:48:47,740 --> 00:48:49,592
- Okay, I'll text you later.
- Cool.
1073
00:48:52,144 --> 00:48:54,018
Hey, you want a beer?
1074
00:48:54,530 --> 00:48:55,807
No, thanks.
1075
00:48:57,050 --> 00:48:58,561
Are you fucking my sister?
1076
00:49:00,076 --> 00:49:02,422
- You're insane.
- Am I?
1077
00:49:02,867 --> 00:49:05,228
Carl, Debbie and I are friends.
1078
00:49:05,228 --> 00:49:06,864
You're overthinking it.
1079
00:49:06,865 --> 00:49:08,891
Overthinking what? What
am I overthinking?
1080
00:49:10,974 --> 00:49:12,358
I think we should break up.
1081
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:13,532
Why, 'cause you love my sister?
1082
00:49:13,532 --> 00:49:15,574
No, because you're too clingy.
1083
00:49:15,574 --> 00:49:17,289
Oh, come on, Debbie's
clingier than I am.
1084
00:49:17,289 --> 00:49:18,659
Oh, my God!
1085
00:49:19,193 --> 00:49:21,032
That's it, I am leaving.
1086
00:49:21,032 --> 00:49:24,286
You know, I like you, Carl,
but seriously, what the fuck?
1087
00:49:25,364 --> 00:49:26,612
Oh, come on.
1088
00:49:26,612 --> 00:49:29,007
Call me when you're not so needy.
1089
00:49:29,454 --> 00:49:30,925
All right, see ya.
1090
00:49:40,492 --> 00:49:41,951
That's what I thought.
1091
00:49:46,411 --> 00:49:47,561
Oh.
1092
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,190
What-what do you mean, "oh"? Shut up.
1093
00:49:50,581 --> 00:49:51,679
Lip!
1094
00:49:57,117 --> 00:49:58,186
Hey.
1095
00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:00,032
Uh, did Xan call?
1096
00:50:00,032 --> 00:50:01,507
Yeah.
1097
00:50:01,509 --> 00:50:03,135
Yeah, a little while ago.
1098
00:50:04,592 --> 00:50:06,717
- Where you going?
- I feel like breaking shit.
1099
00:50:11,717 --> 00:50:13,282
So Xan's okay.
1100
00:50:13,282 --> 00:50:14,887
- Yeah.
- Good.
1101
00:50:16,076 --> 00:50:19,164
Here's the deal: the last
thing I need in my life
1102
00:50:19,164 --> 00:50:20,547
is a man telling me what to do.
1103
00:50:20,547 --> 00:50:22,534
I really don't give a shit
about what you think,
1104
00:50:22,534 --> 00:50:23,806
but I do understand
1105
00:50:23,807 --> 00:50:25,981
that you might have some
feelings about this.
1106
00:50:26,492 --> 00:50:28,525
But I want to be clear:
you do not get a vote.
1107
00:50:29,534 --> 00:50:31,010
I don't get a vote,
1108
00:50:31,492 --> 00:50:32,820
like, not even one?
1109
00:50:34,702 --> 00:50:35,744
One.
1110
00:50:36,764 --> 00:50:38,574
Out of 100. I get the other 99.
1111
00:50:41,951 --> 00:50:43,516
What if we're not meant to be together?
1112
00:50:43,518 --> 00:50:44,844
Then we break up.
1113
00:50:44,844 --> 00:50:48,264
What if the baby has, like,
Down syndrome or something?
1114
00:50:48,266 --> 00:50:49,847
I'll help you take care of it.
1115
00:50:49,847 --> 00:50:51,829
I'm gonna die at a young age, so...
1116
00:50:51,831 --> 00:50:52,851
I'll still be here.
1117
00:50:52,853 --> 00:50:54,114
Yeah, well, what if
you get hit by a bus?
1118
00:50:54,115 --> 00:50:55,427
All right, look, maybe I will.
1119
00:50:55,992 --> 00:50:57,574
All right, we don't know
what's gonna happen,
1120
00:50:57,574 --> 00:50:59,625
but if you decide to have this baby,
1121
00:51:00,186 --> 00:51:02,092
I want to make damn
sure it has a father.
1122
00:51:04,079 --> 00:51:05,228
Okay.
1123
00:51:06,242 --> 00:51:07,755
I hear you.
1124
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:09,856
Okay.
1125
00:51:13,034 --> 00:51:15,722
Should we, like, get one of those books:
1126
00:51:16,159 --> 00:51:18,434
What to Expect When You're
Pregnant or whatever?
1127
00:51:20,079 --> 00:51:21,824
Not if you're not gonna be pregnant.
1128
00:51:21,824 --> 00:51:23,045
Are you gonna be pregnant?
1129
00:51:23,605 --> 00:51:24,873
I have no idea.
1130
00:51:25,367 --> 00:51:26,775
What would I even name it?
1131
00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:29,242
I don't know, we talking
a boy or a girl?
1132
00:51:29,244 --> 00:51:32,081
I don't know, like...
pretend it's a boy.
1133
00:51:33,242 --> 00:51:34,474
Hambone.
1134
00:51:34,474 --> 00:51:36,552
What? No.
1135
00:51:39,789 --> 00:51:40,873
Bird?
1136
00:51:40,873 --> 00:51:42,724
Who the hell names their kid Bird?
1137
00:51:43,269 --> 00:51:44,684
Charlie Parker's parents.
1138
00:51:45,367 --> 00:51:46,898
No, that was a nickname.
1139
00:51:46,898 --> 00:51:48,373
It was 'cause he liked chicken.
1140
00:51:49,224 --> 00:51:52,157
Oh, didn't know that.
1141
00:51:52,157 --> 00:51:53,454
Uh, Wilmoth?
1142
00:51:53,456 --> 00:51:55,445
- Jesus.
- What?
1143
00:51:56,034 --> 00:51:58,164
These are the worst names I ever heard.
1144
00:51:58,164 --> 00:52:01,117
I take it back. I will not be
there for our child, all right?
1145
00:52:02,005 --> 00:52:04,510
Okay, can we just not
talk about it anymore?
1146
00:52:04,512 --> 00:52:06,538
Can we, like, pretend it's not happening
1147
00:52:06,539 --> 00:52:09,400
and maybe it'll just... go away?
1148
00:52:11,074 --> 00:52:12,197
Yeah, all right.
1149
00:52:12,199 --> 00:52:14,213
All right, I'm fucking
starving. I need food.
1150
00:52:15,085 --> 00:52:17,717
Yeah, you, uh... you
like popcorn shrimp?
1151
00:52:47,492 --> 00:52:49,338
Ugh.
1152
00:54:57,297 --> 00:55:01,280
It was only about two
blocks from my house.
1153
00:55:01,987 --> 00:55:05,697
I was woken up by the
sound, a crashing sound.
1154
00:55:07,434 --> 00:55:09,449
And I could hear myself screaming.
1155
00:55:13,034 --> 00:55:16,532
I had crashed my car into
the back of a moving van.
1156
00:55:18,782 --> 00:55:20,657
There was glass everywhere.
1157
00:55:20,657 --> 00:55:23,699
Airbag deployed. My nose was bleeding.
1158
00:55:26,199 --> 00:55:29,097
I didn't feel any pain till much later,
1159
00:55:29,097 --> 00:55:31,907
but I didn't care about myself.
1160
00:55:33,865 --> 00:55:35,873
I just kept thinking...
1161
00:55:37,661 --> 00:55:39,460
I could have killed someone.
1162
00:55:41,659 --> 00:55:45,148
This is... really hard
for me to talk about.
1163
00:55:45,150 --> 00:55:48,737
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1164
00:56:11,867 --> 00:56:13,532
Whose porn is this?
1165
00:56:13,532 --> 00:56:15,534
It's mine. Giving it to KJ now.
1166
00:56:15,536 --> 00:56:17,672
Oh, why you getting rid
of your porn, tater tot?
1167
00:56:17,672 --> 00:56:18,925
Just the girl-on-girl stuff.
1168
00:56:18,927 --> 00:56:20,199
Kinda makes me sad.
1169
00:56:20,199 --> 00:56:21,947
Yeah.
1170
00:56:21,949 --> 00:56:23,449
Seen it.
1171
00:56:23,449 --> 00:56:24,858
Seen it.
1172
00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:26,657
In it.
1173
00:56:27,305 --> 00:57:27,488
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