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Previously, on
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...
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- You're going kind of slow.
- Okay, wait.
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I'll give her a little kick.
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Yeah!
Oh, my God.
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Let's dream up Mr. Right.
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I would say kind,
loving, sexy.
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Sexy.
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- Not too big.
- Oh.
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Let's discuss the elephant
in the room.
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My life drastically
changed this week.
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I let go of my marriage.
I let go of everything.
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I didn't leave a note.
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You just left?
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Crystal brought up
you bringing
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the jacket into her room.
She was really upset.
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It's a little defamatory
to say that I violated you.
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It's over.
It's really over.
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Look at me.
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Picture of
normal health right here.
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Sure.
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Why y'all laughing?
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That's pushing it
a little bit.
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This town is a game
of chess,
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but no one's
takin' this queen down.
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My lips are legendary,
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and they will never gloss
over the truth.
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If you want a starring role
in my life,
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you better drop the act.
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Dress like there's
no tomorrow,
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and then tomorrow,
do it again.
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Anyone who doubts
my exquisite manners
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can kiss my exquisite
derriere.
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Hollywood
is full of pretenders,
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and I slay them all.
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The strongest substance on
Earth isn't diamonds,
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it's me.
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*THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS*
Season 11 Episode 07
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Episode Title: "Defining Women"
Aired on: June 30, 2021.
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More toys, yay!
Trouble, one of my favorites.
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- Oh, we love it.
- Sorry!
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- Good.
- Play-Doh.
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Oh, my God, the kids
are so gonna be so happy.
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Step right up.
Bring some toys.
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A little tired from last
night.
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The amount of dumplings I had,
I just... I want to apologize.
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Ha!
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Mmm.
Who cares about a diet?
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How many do you think
you ate?
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Like 20...
I don't know.
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- It was a lot.
- Oh, my God.
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You're pulling on
my love bug.
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I've had a crazy week.
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So we're doing this live
stream, as you know,
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from the Royal Albert Hall
in London.
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How long you gonna
be away for?
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- Two weeks from start to finish.
- You know this is gonna be
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the first time
we're away from one another?
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Yeah, it's gonna be weird,
isn't it?
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Can we get an 8-foot Dorit?
Like a great picture of you?
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- I don't think we need an 8-foot Dorit.
- In your bikinis.
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That'd be amazing.
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Uh, I don't think
we need that.
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- There we go.
- Are you ready?
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- I'm ready.
- Three, two, one.
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We're live!
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Hi, everyone.
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I'm here at Project Angel Food.
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We have these fabulous boxes
for our gift...
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- Wait, wait, wait.
- Are we live?
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Nope. Not yet. Three, two.
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Hello, everyone!
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Oh, my God!
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She's luxurious.
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- She's feeling it.
- So sexy.
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Gonna give her some gas.
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Aah!
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I love you for this.
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This is fab, honey.
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So this is my midlife crisis,
divorcee...
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Is that what I'm having,
a midlife crisis?
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Based on Tom's
two previous divorces,
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he's a fightin' mother**** er
till the end.
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If I got a Bentley out of
this divorce, I'd be thrilled.
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Hi!
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- Oh, my God.
- That's... oh, God.
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It'll be fun. I promise.
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- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?
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So I have rented this spa.
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Get out. That is so cool.
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So we can be mask free.
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You're gonna find yourself
newly single.
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So we gotta stay
fresh and young.
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Well, I'm always down
to stay fresh and young.
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Yes. However,
I do have a care package kit.
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One, well, I just like these.
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And then who doesn't like
English toffee?
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I've been through a divorce.
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Divorces take
a really long time.
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And especially when
it's a complicated divorce.
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Frankincense and myrrh.
As in rich people divorce.
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Some candy, some cookies.
I'm sorry. It's very naughty.
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You need to treat yourself
to something wonderful.
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And then there's
a little Dom in there.
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Aah! I've got chips,
candy, champagne.
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That's the divorce kit.
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Thank you.
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It'll get you
through the next day.
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The more things you can do
to pick yourself up,
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the more you need to do it.
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And your friends are crucial
in that whole process.
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When you're feeling sad,
eat this bag.
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Yes.
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- I will.
- How are you feeling?
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So, like, what's...
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I have moments
where I feel good...
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Yeah.
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And moments where
I feel really lost.
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Are you calling
and texting and stuff?
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No, no. What is there to say?
I'm sure he's very mad at me.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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We were married
to really powerful men.
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They get very,
very possessive.
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- All the time.
- If you think that
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- he's gonna roll over...
- No.
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And just say,
"Oh, here, honey.
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Here's your small fortune."
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Are you ****ing kidding me?
I know who Tom is.
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I know how mean
and utterly dismissive Tom is.
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You have all this confidence.
You have great looks.
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- Great intellect.
- Excuse me, Erika.
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This is me talking, not you.
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I saw it for 22 years.
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It's not like he's gonna say,
"Oh, great, hon.
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Do you want the sofa?"
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- Let me set you up.
- Thank you.
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The women's locker is gonna
be right over here, guys.
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Go in there, change out,
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and then once you're ready,
I'll set you up.
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No Peeping Toms
in this bathroom, okay?
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You know what...
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You just stay
in your dressing room.
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You're gonna get in trouble.
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You're gonna get in
...in' trouble.
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You better lock
your door, girl.
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Every day, people are
gonna try to test you.
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We'll all just take a breath.
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Now hit me.
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Elbow. Hah!
Knee. Hah!
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Headshot. Nice.
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Push. Step in with that.
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Hah! Elbow.
Hah! Knee strike.
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Nice. Hit me up. Move me.
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- Get out of my... in' way.
- Ha ha.
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Again. One, one, two.
Left hook, right elbow.
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Hah, hah, hah, hah!
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Ah-ee, nice!
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We ain't playing
peewees no more.
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I got into boxing
because I was trying
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to get the baby weight off
after I had Max.
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And I've always struggled
with body image.
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All right, move me. Nice.
Roundhouse, here.
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If I stop working out
for some reason,
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my body image changes.
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So having a regular routine
really helps that.
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Spinning backfist. Yes!
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Hi, buddy.
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- Hey, Zoe.
- Are you gonna work out?
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No.
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Yes, you... come on, Zoe.
Come on, Zoe.
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- Come on.
- No.
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Follow me, baby.
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One, two, roll, cross,
hook, cross.
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- One, two, roll.
- What do you mean?
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Okay. Princess then.
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You're the jester.
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Zoe is stubborn.
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She is what everyone calls
mini-Crystal.
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- You ready?
- No.
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- Take her in.
- No!
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You come out and work out,
you can stay.
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So I try to guide her
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as opposed to like this
with her, I think it's better.
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Girl.
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- I don't want to do it.
- Here.
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I remember, as a kid, if you
pushed me too much, it's over.
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- Maxy.
- Max, you're next.
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Even now, I think my friends
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would describe me
the exact same way.
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I'm not an instigator.
I'm not a fighter.
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But I will defend myself
if I know I'm right.
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Come on. Three, let's go.
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Two. And one more. Hit me.
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Knee. Good. Again.
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- Knee, knee, knee, knee, knee.
- Come on, Max. Go.
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You know, you want a kid
with spark, you know?
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You want to know that
there's passion inside
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and you have a very
high energy house.
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But sometimes it's too much.
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- Take a nap.
- Ha ha ha ha.
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Okay.
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- She's got a secret.
- She's going potty,
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and she'll call me
when she's done.
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- Yeah?
- I got to go.
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So it's gonna be
for three minutes. Ready to go?
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- Yeah, I'm ready.
- Go for it.
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Oh!
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****. Oh, my God.
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It's always nice
to get into cryotherapy.
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The Ice Queen
can take it, baby.
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- It's snowing in there.
- 30 seconds remaining.
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I'm good at it, you know?
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I'm cold.
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Thank you.
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I want to use my hair
as protection.
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All right, get on in there.
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And you want to do only
one minute, is that correct?
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- Girl, yes.
- Go!
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Okay.
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30 seconds remaining.
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- Holy sh...
- You're doing good, hon.
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Keep going.
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- There we go.
- Holy sh...
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You made it.
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Just getting like
a brain freeze.
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- Well, that's okay.
- Sauna time.
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Oh, yes, honey.
This feels good.
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- It's really good for you.
- Should I get one? I have one.
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I mean, well, I had one.
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- Okay, I have to ask.
- Go ahead.
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Are you mad at him
for not coming to see you
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in New York for "Chicago"?
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- Yeah.
- I would be... in' pissed.
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Yeah. It hurt.
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Yeah, of course it did.
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Your wife that you have
supported and funded
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becomes a lead on Broadway,
and you don't come to the show?
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- I wonder if he regrets that.
- No, he does not.
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Jeez.
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And then I have to go
out there and defend him.
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What did Tom think, Erika?
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Well, you know, Tom wasn't
unable to come to the show.
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We were waiting
until the... yeah,
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Tom was gonna come
and COVID happened.
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So he never saw the show.
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Now you tell me
if I feel loved.
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A lot of the reason
I was on Broadway
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is because of all
the great support
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that Tom had given me
throughout the years.
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- Yeah.
- This was the payoff.
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00:09:54,821 --> 00:09:59,558
But why weren't you there,
even come for 24 hours?
251
00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,893
- I don't get it.
- No.
252
00:10:01,977 --> 00:10:03,654
It's tough.
253
00:10:03,738 --> 00:10:06,898
It's not a marriage
between Mauricio and Kyle.
254
00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:09,993
It's not a marriage
between Dorit and PK.
255
00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:14,614
You know, my marriage
was different than any of them.
256
00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:17,049
That's the hardest part to...
257
00:10:19,345 --> 00:10:21,580
I think reconcile.
258
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,248
You know what I learned,
honestly,
259
00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:26,960
about moving to New York
in those four months there,
260
00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:31,515
I was like,
"Wait a minute. I'm on my own."
261
00:10:31,599 --> 00:10:32,683
Right.
262
00:10:32,767 --> 00:10:34,276
- Like literally.
- Right.
263
00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,635
And I'm okay.
264
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,596
- Yeah.
- I'll be okay.
265
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,116
I'm really hoping this
is helping you relax.
266
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,310
I've had a lovely day.
This is very sweet of you.
267
00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:45,863
You're one of
the most kindhearted people...
268
00:10:45,947 --> 00:10:47,623
- Aw.
- In my life.
269
00:10:47,707 --> 00:10:49,274
It's a real part
of who you are.
270
00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,151
- It is.
- And I love it.
271
00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:53,153
Why, thank you.
272
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,538
Coming up...
273
00:10:54,622 --> 00:10:57,875
My daughter is linked
to a guy named Scott Disick.
274
00:10:57,959 --> 00:11:00,636
- So there's something to it?
- Yes.
275
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,303
Oh.
276
00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:12,389
We hope this helped,
and we hope that you'll be able
277
00:11:12,473 --> 00:11:15,008
to reestablish a relationship
with your mom
278
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,968
and pursue your dreams
at the same time.
279
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:19,804
Please let us know
how it's going. Okay?
280
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,658
Thank you. Bye, ladies.
281
00:11:22,742 --> 00:11:24,218
All right.
282
00:11:24,302 --> 00:11:28,146
Being a talk show host has
always been on my bucket list.
283
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,741
But I thought I'd be in
a fancy studio,
284
00:11:30,825 --> 00:11:32,150
having my parking spot.
285
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:35,245
Never imagined that I would be
doing it from home.
286
00:11:35,329 --> 00:11:36,863
Hi. All done.
287
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,990
- Hello, Mom.
- Hi, baby. How was class?
288
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,843
- Terrible.
- Boring.
289
00:11:40,927 --> 00:11:44,680
- What did you have?
- Math, Religion, French.
290
00:11:44,764 --> 00:11:46,924
- Okay.
- Computer Science, History.
291
00:11:47,008 --> 00:11:48,851
- You had all that in one day?
- Yes.
292
00:11:48,935 --> 00:11:51,762
- You guys hungry?
- Yes. So...
293
00:11:51,846 --> 00:11:53,689
That looks good. Yes, honey?
294
00:11:53,773 --> 00:11:55,439
What happened to my fish?
295
00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,345
The black and white one
is Dorit
296
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,439
because look at her,
fabulous style.
297
00:12:02,523 --> 00:12:04,015
Fashionable, right?
298
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:06,035
The regular goldfish is Kyle.
299
00:12:06,119 --> 00:12:08,204
Oh, sh...
300
00:12:08,288 --> 00:12:10,204
Well...
301
00:12:11,791 --> 00:12:13,191
You killed my fish.
302
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:16,378
No, I did not kill your fish.
The Kyle fish died.
303
00:12:16,462 --> 00:12:18,714
Oh, that's the bad one.
I don't like that one.
304
00:12:18,798 --> 00:12:21,050
Oh, wow. Okay.
305
00:12:21,134 --> 00:12:24,220
For a goldfish,
Kyle lived a long life.
306
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,042
God rest his soul.
307
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:35,046
Glenda was going to replace it
without you knowing.
308
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,423
- Exactly.
- Ah!
309
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:37,900
- But she didn't get...
- I would like a frog.
310
00:12:37,984 --> 00:12:39,068
It was her birthday,
by the way.
311
00:12:39,152 --> 00:12:40,427
It was? Happy birthday!
312
00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:41,979
- Yeah. Thank you, honey.
- Happy birthday.
313
00:12:42,063 --> 00:12:45,223
Once I got "The Real,"
things got really busy.
314
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,891
Thank you.
315
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,893
Glenda was hired because I just
have too much on my plate,
316
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,079
and I can't do it all,
317
00:12:50,163 --> 00:12:52,439
especially
with the boys homeschooling,
318
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,941
and trying to date.
Hello, that too.
319
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,901
How would you guys feel
if I got married again?
320
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,069
I would not like it.
321
00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,904
Not happening,
but fine, sure.
322
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,048
Why do you say
it's not happening?
323
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,248
- I wouldn't like it.
- Oh, you wouldn't?
324
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:11,416
- No.
- How come?
325
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,844
Why would you want
to marry someone?
326
00:13:13,928 --> 00:13:15,920
Well, 'cause I liked
being married.
327
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,942
Sometimes I wonder how much
the divorce has shaped them.
328
00:13:20,026 --> 00:13:22,761
When Jax was little,
I was putting them to bed,
329
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:26,431
and he said,
"When I'm with you, I miss Dad.
330
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:29,118
And when I'm with Dad,
I miss you."
331
00:13:29,202 --> 00:13:31,144
Don't you want me to have love?
332
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:33,289
- You love me.
- I do love you.
333
00:13:33,373 --> 00:13:34,957
Oh, my God.
334
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:37,108
Are you declaring
your love for me so that I...
335
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,818
Wait a minute,
you're probably gonna be sorry
336
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,462
- you said that.
- Oh, God. Here we go.
337
00:13:40,546 --> 00:13:43,132
I have to be sensitive
about their feelings.
338
00:13:43,216 --> 00:13:45,876
But at the same time, I feel
like it's important for them
339
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,120
to see what a healthy,
happy relationship looks like.
340
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,456
I want to model
what they should do
341
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:54,310
and what not to do
when you love someone.
342
00:13:54,394 --> 00:13:56,053
Anyways, we don't have
to talk about that.
343
00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:58,055
There's no... I don't have
any plans right now.
344
00:13:58,139 --> 00:14:00,340
Except if Brad Pitt
comes along.
345
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:03,176
If it's Brad Pitt, honey,
all bets are off.
346
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:08,065
You know how much
I love Brad Pitt.
347
00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:22,171
Coming!
348
00:14:22,255 --> 00:14:24,247
- Oh, cute!
- Hi!
349
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,157
Are you ready to get
in the Christmas spirit?
350
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,401
I brought hats.
351
00:14:27,485 --> 00:14:28,844
- Get the **** out of here.
- I hate you.
352
00:14:28,928 --> 00:14:30,495
- I'm ready.
- Ooh, she's pretty.
353
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,164
You know what?
I've never had a Range Rover.
354
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,184
So this is my first one.
355
00:14:35,268 --> 00:14:39,188
Ooh, I love a new car.
I love the smell of it.
356
00:14:39,272 --> 00:14:41,381
Yeah. And the chemicals
really do you right.
357
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:43,433
Love it.
What's been going on with you?
358
00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:46,269
I went to see Garcelle
last night at her new place,
359
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,179
which is
really pretty actually.
360
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,014
- Is it?
- And she said to me,
361
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,350
"So do you mind if I talk
about a little gossip?"
362
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,352
And I said, "No."
363
00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,020
I went to a store,
364
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,189
and this woman
who's a salesperson there said,
365
00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:01,234
"Well, I've seen Tom
at a restaurant
366
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:04,287
with a blonde girl
that's 60 years old."
367
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,289
It's possible.
368
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,075
But I don't know
who that person is.
369
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,536
So no third party
on his part?
370
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:12,871
Not that I know of.
371
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,873
It's not the first time
I've heard it.
372
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:18,894
But if I'm 81 1/2 years old
and out there still trying
373
00:15:18,978 --> 00:15:21,897
to get some pussy,
hats off to you, player.
374
00:15:21,981 --> 00:15:23,457
Okay.
375
00:15:23,541 --> 00:15:26,233
And we got on to the other
stuff that was said online.
376
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:31,055
Honestly, I... yeah. No.
377
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,650
I was seeing my old "Dancing
with the Stars" partner.
378
00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:35,059
Oh, Gleb.
379
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,395
And then I was seeing
Scooter Braun.
380
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:38,914
I did read that.
381
00:15:38,998 --> 00:15:41,566
I haven't seen either one
of them in 4 1/2, 5 years.
382
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,995
- So where does that come from?
- It's silly as ****.
383
00:15:45,079 --> 00:15:46,404
Who comes up with this sh...?
384
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,590
You know,
if I gave a good sh..., I'd sue.
385
00:15:48,674 --> 00:15:50,500
But I've got so much
on my plate.
386
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:52,076
I don't really care.
387
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,621
You can't
even acknowledge the sh...
388
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:56,915
You can't. People still
wouldn't believe you.
389
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,009
All right.
Well, I guess on another note,
390
00:15:59,093 --> 00:16:01,461
we can talk about my daughter
391
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:04,631
who is linked to a guy
named Scott Disick.
392
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:07,443
And I was like, "Okay, come on.
Right? Like, come on."
393
00:16:07,527 --> 00:16:10,303
Okay, 'cause when I was
reading the sh... about me,
394
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:14,616
and then I glanced over that,
and I was like, "Well, no!"
395
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:17,268
No! Okay, right. So I think
the same thing, right?
396
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,362
And she's like,
"No, we're just friends."
397
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,032
We need to take Dad
to dinner somewhere.
398
00:16:22,116 --> 00:16:23,332
Okay.
399
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,540
Okay.
400
00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:32,283
- Okay.
- Love you.
401
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:36,120
Love you. Oh. Okay.
402
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,715
And then, I guess
a couple days ago,
403
00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:44,146
Amelia sends me a video of
Amelia and Scott on the beach.
404
00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:45,981
- That's the picture I saw.
- Yeah.
405
00:16:46,065 --> 00:16:48,508
So there's something to it.
406
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:53,137
- Yes.
- Oh. Oh, Amelia!
407
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,566
Yep, Erika!
408
00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:58,401
Coming up...
409
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,186
Aah!
410
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,021
Oh, my God.
Aah!
411
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,163
Who is that?
412
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:09,671
Amelia and Scott.
413
00:17:09,755 --> 00:17:12,198
- What? What the ****?
- Yeah.
414
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,700
I mean, it's a what-the-****
moment.
415
00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:15,511
You're like,
"What the ****?!"
416
00:17:15,595 --> 00:17:17,203
- Yeah.
- She's 19.
417
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,089
He's 37 with 3 kids.
418
00:17:19,173 --> 00:17:23,710
Hello! I only know Scott Disick
from "The Kardashians."
419
00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:27,213
And Scott was with Kourtney,
not married.
420
00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:30,508
They have three children.
Oh, God.
421
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:33,386
I am a little nervous
about it.
422
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,721
I'm a lot nervous about it.
423
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:37,557
But there's
nothing you can do.
424
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,109
And the more you push,
the bigger deal.
425
00:17:39,193 --> 00:17:40,560
- I know.
- Does Harry agree with that?
426
00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:41,928
Yeah, he does.
427
00:17:42,012 --> 00:17:44,564
You know, Harry was with
Ursula when she was 44
428
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:46,116
and he was 28.
429
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,234
Well, I was with Tom
when I was 28
430
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:52,289
and he was 50, whatever
the ****, add 33 years.
431
00:17:52,373 --> 00:17:55,700
So I am not the person
to be talking.
432
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,386
Anyway. He's calm about it.
433
00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,579
I'm a little more like,
"Oh, Jesus."
434
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:02,582
Amelia has had her struggles
in the press.
435
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,250
But it's now a new headline.
436
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,419
No one's talking about
the eating disorder anymore.
437
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:10,307
And you know what? Thank God.
As a mother, I'm like, "Good."
438
00:18:10,391 --> 00:18:13,384
This gives her another label
to deal with.
439
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,886
Ha.
440
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,721
We're thinking
it's a phase, right?
441
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,148
It's a phase, whatever.
442
00:18:18,232 --> 00:18:19,575
I don't want
to bring attention to it.
443
00:18:19,659 --> 00:18:21,743
Has anyone reached out to you
from that family?
444
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:23,394
- No.
- Okay.
445
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,771
Should I text Kris?
446
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:27,440
Should I be like, "Well..."
447
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,442
Like, so I've done nothing,
in other words,
448
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,444
'cause I also don't want
to bring any attention to it.
449
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:32,737
Attention to it.
450
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,405
Turn right into
the parking lot.
451
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,832
- So anyway.
- Oh, here it is.
452
00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:37,742
All right, I'm gonna put
my Christmas hat on.
453
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,669
- Do you want one?
- **** yeah, I want one.
454
00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:42,339
Okay, good.
They're silly, right?
455
00:18:42,423 --> 00:18:44,457
Oh. Cute, right?
456
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,626
We're getting Christmas
decorations for your house.
457
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,437
- Yes.
- Oh, this is so pretty.
458
00:18:48,521 --> 00:18:50,588
- Oh.
- Let me know if I can help.
459
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,257
- Okay.
- Ooh, candles.
460
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,635
- Vintage gardenia.
- Gardenia.
461
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:58,638
- Oh, that's gorgeous.
- That's really nice.
462
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:01,691
Truth is, I could have taken
a lot of things from the house,
463
00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:03,118
but I didn't.
464
00:19:03,202 --> 00:19:04,453
- Isn't that pretty?
- Yes. I love it.
465
00:19:04,537 --> 00:19:06,455
- Let me take your things.
- Please.
466
00:19:06,539 --> 00:19:09,199
There were so many beautiful
Christmases.
467
00:19:09,283 --> 00:19:12,127
It just brings up a lot
of memories, a lot of joy,
468
00:19:12,211 --> 00:19:13,486
a lot of fun
469
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,656
that I can't even compete
with my new little home.
470
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,209
- Got that one.
- Good, I like that.
471
00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:20,618
I don't have anything.
472
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:24,831
And that's why it's so sad.
473
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:26,308
When Santa comes.
474
00:19:26,392 --> 00:19:28,385
Santa ain't bringing me sh...,
honey.
475
00:19:28,469 --> 00:19:31,504
Santa brought me a divorce.
476
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,631
You know who loves
Christmas is Lois.
477
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:36,393
Aw, what's gonna happen
with Lois? Are you gonna go?
478
00:19:36,477 --> 00:19:37,819
We can't.
I've seen Lois
479
00:19:37,903 --> 00:19:40,897
every single year
for Christmas my entire life.
480
00:19:40,981 --> 00:19:43,400
- I'm still alive.
- You are still alive.
481
00:19:43,484 --> 00:19:45,351
That's great.
I love you so much.
482
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,536
I can't wait to see you
in person.
483
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:50,690
Okay.
484
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:54,527
To not see her this year
is really, really hard.
485
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:57,488
I don't even think I'm gonna be
able to leave California.
486
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,675
I think they're gonna
lock us down again.
487
00:19:59,759 --> 00:20:01,251
But...
488
00:20:01,335 --> 00:20:03,494
- Hold on.
- We have the same bag.
489
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:06,256
- Adorable.
- Hey, girl. Hey.
490
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:09,184
- Oh, my God.
- Ho, ho, ho!
491
00:20:09,268 --> 00:20:10,517
Where are you?
492
00:20:15,608 --> 00:20:16,982
We were just talking
about that.
493
00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:24,557
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Let's do it.
494
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,443
- See you tomorrow.
- Bye!
495
00:20:26,527 --> 00:20:28,704
- Anything else we need?
- I think I'm good.
496
00:20:28,788 --> 00:20:30,396
Do you want to get Scott
a Christmas present?
497
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,541
Oh! Why can't I send Scott
over to your house?
498
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,784
He's not into me, honey.
I am too old.
499
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:42,867
This is gonna be
the yummiest dinner!
500
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,386
I love that your dad cooks now.
501
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:45,745
What oil do you use?
Can you help me, babe.
502
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,872
Well,
you need vegetable oil.
503
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,249
Ugh, this is the problem
with this kitchen.
504
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,228
Well, it clearly wasn't meant
for short people.
505
00:20:53,312 --> 00:20:55,046
Portia, stop.
506
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:58,591
I don't think growing up
with sisters can prepare you
507
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:01,478
for being
the mother of four daughters.
508
00:21:01,562 --> 00:21:04,555
- Mom, our lettuce is rotten.
- It is not rotten.
509
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:05,723
It's brand new.
Why do you say that?
510
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:09,435
- It smells really bad.
- Okay, Miss.
511
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:12,772
When they were little,
you are their favorite person.
512
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:14,565
Oh, look at you!
513
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,400
They love you,
they want to be with you
514
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:17,586
every second.
515
00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:19,612
Did you put fake nails on?
Oh, my gosh.
516
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,757
I also want makeup
for my eyes.
517
00:21:21,841 --> 00:21:24,450
That is not the best idea!
518
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:27,337
And then that's it. They don't
want anything to do with you.
519
00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:29,431
You're not cool.
Honey, your hair looks so cute.
520
00:21:29,515 --> 00:21:32,434
- Whatever.
- Doesn't your dad look so cute
521
00:21:32,518 --> 00:21:34,010
with his hair cut like that?
522
00:21:34,094 --> 00:21:36,087
- You look funny.
- I'm always looking funny!
523
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:38,348
Aah! No, stop! Stop, stop,
stop, do not.
524
00:21:38,432 --> 00:21:39,516
I just did.
525
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,852
Dad, I literally
will jump a few.
526
00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:44,637
That's lovely.
527
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:47,616
This age is so fun.
528
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,767
I think we made way
too much broccolini.
529
00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:53,980
Your sister is gonna be
coming home in one week.
530
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,532
It's safe to say that Sophia's
531
00:21:55,616 --> 00:21:57,316
and Portia's favorite people
are each other.
532
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,536
So it's been very difficult
for Portia
533
00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:01,296
ever since Sophia
went to college
534
00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:03,990
because a big piece
of her heart went with her.
535
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,659
Okay, you guys, we have
to be happy and excited.
536
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:10,454
- We are. Can't you tell?
- Oh, by the way,
537
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,665
you need to start thinking
about the bat mitzvah dress.
538
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,000
Mom, no.
539
00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:15,668
You should be excited
about that, Portia.
540
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,888
I don't even know
what to wear to a bat mitzvah.
541
00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:20,673
You know what's sad,
we missed them all
542
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:23,509
because of COVID
and the quarantine.
543
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:25,395
Looking back,
with my other daughters,
544
00:22:25,479 --> 00:22:28,681
this was such an important year
of their lives.
545
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:31,517
I'd like mine to be
very big and extravagant.
546
00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:32,735
You like purple.
Your room's purple.
547
00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:34,329
You want to make it elegant
or more party?
548
00:22:34,413 --> 00:22:36,689
Both.
549
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:39,501
Portia has a completely
different experience.
550
00:22:39,585 --> 00:22:42,695
She's never set foot on
the campus of her new school.
551
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,656
She's not meeting people,
not socializing.
552
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:48,009
So it worries me,
as a mom, for her.
553
00:22:48,093 --> 00:22:51,162
We're gonna have
a small service at the temple.
554
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:54,424
But she... can I tell Dad
how you're feeling today?
555
00:22:54,508 --> 00:22:55,708
- No.
- Oh, I want to.
556
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,352
Mom.
557
00:22:57,436 --> 00:22:59,045
She was literally in tears
today about speaking Hebrew.
558
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:00,671
Stop.
559
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:03,549
She's so nervous about all
of the bat mitzvah stuff.
560
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,435
Is it the Hebrew mainly
that's making you anxious?
561
00:23:05,519 --> 00:23:06,510
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
562
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,387
I'm not good at it.
563
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:10,440
So as much as we can have her
learn more, we need to do that
564
00:23:10,524 --> 00:23:12,183
so she's more comfortable
and has more confidence.
565
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:14,727
Stop.
566
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,020
I was just about to
say the same thing.
567
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,522
That just means I need
to go to the bathroom.
568
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,733
I have all the confidence
in the world in you, my love.
569
00:23:22,035 --> 00:23:23,669
Where are you?
570
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,274
Love you. Bye.
571
00:23:28,358 --> 00:23:31,869
Between Portia's mood swings
and being stuck inside,
572
00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,412
I decided it's time for Portia
573
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:34,914
to have a little happiness
in her life.
574
00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:37,708
So we have set up
a surprise for her.
575
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,543
Portia, dinner's ready.
576
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,730
Oh, this looks so yummy.
So Alexia is on her way home?
577
00:23:41,814 --> 00:23:43,756
I love having this app
where we can stalk our kids.
578
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,050
- It's amazing.
- I never use it.
579
00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:47,593
You always use it.
Stop lying.
580
00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:48,886
Honey, you always use it.
I literally am
581
00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:51,097
in Louis Vuitton
and you walk in.
582
00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:54,767
That's 'cause I just know
you're always in Louis Vuitton.
583
00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:56,936
- Hi, guys.
- Hi, honey. How are you?
584
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:59,788
- Hey.
- Smells delicious in here.
585
00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:04,494
Who's that?
586
00:24:04,578 --> 00:24:06,737
Aah!
587
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:09,615
Oh, my God!
588
00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:11,784
Who is that?
589
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:14,578
Who is that? Who is that?
590
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,747
- Portia, come.
- Is that Sophia?
591
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,058
I can't breathe!
592
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:23,963
When we had to leave Sophia
in D.C.,
593
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,923
Portia cried
all the way home...
594
00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:30,636
Because they have
such a tight bond.
595
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,691
I'm home!
596
00:24:34,775 --> 00:24:38,493
- I want to hug you.
- I can't breathe.
597
00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:43,792
Two days, you can hug her.
We have to be careful right now
598
00:24:43,876 --> 00:24:47,153
because she just
came from school.
599
00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:48,654
I did test negative,
600
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,258
so, like,
I'm just being extra careful.
601
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:55,995
So she sees you
but can't touch you.
602
00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:59,999
I'm always in awe when I
watch my daughters together.
603
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,051
They love each other so much.
604
00:25:02,135 --> 00:25:05,963
And it's something I hope
they never ever lose.
605
00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:08,224
Why don't you guys touch toes?
606
00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:13,655
Coming up...
607
00:25:13,739 --> 00:25:14,847
When I meet Scott Disick
for the first time...
608
00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:16,157
Oh, no. Come on.
609
00:25:16,241 --> 00:25:17,850
- Do I need to call him lord?
- Yes, absolutely.
610
00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:19,235
- No.
- Thank you.
611
00:25:19,319 --> 00:25:20,996
- Are you kidding me?
- And you do a little curtsy.
612
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,813
- He's too damn old!
- I know!
613
00:25:22,897 --> 00:25:24,539
- +- He's old.
- And he's got three kids.
614
00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:34,033
- Oh, my goodness.
- Yay, I'm so glad.
615
00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:36,845
Oh, my God. It's so beautiful.
Thank you so much.
616
00:25:36,929 --> 00:25:40,831
Oh, my God. It's so amazing.
It's so incredible.
617
00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,517
I didn't grew up
taking selfies.
618
00:25:42,601 --> 00:25:44,686
Portraits of people in their
house of themselves;
619
00:25:44,770 --> 00:25:47,188
have I thought, "This
is a little narcissistic?"
620
00:25:47,272 --> 00:25:48,339
Yes.
621
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:49,840
Amazing.
622
00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:51,693
But in this instance,
how am I not gonna hang it
623
00:25:51,777 --> 00:25:53,603
hang it up on the wall?
624
00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:56,055
It's so incredible. My God!
It's just unbelievable.
625
00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:57,139
Wow.
626
00:25:58,358 --> 00:26:01,076
Okay, I want
to get dressed now.
627
00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:09,711
Kyle's hosting a cocktail
party in Santa Monica.
628
00:26:09,795 --> 00:26:11,046
We need to slick this hair
629
00:26:11,130 --> 00:26:13,239
'cause it's gonna
'fro out hard.
630
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:15,124
You know I'm just a tomboy
631
00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:17,384
just looking all drag
right now.
632
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,723
Growing up,
I was always a tomboy.
633
00:26:21,807 --> 00:26:23,725
But, you know, when
you're married to a director
634
00:26:23,809 --> 00:26:25,226
and you have to go
to all these events
635
00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:26,803
and wear these fancy clothes,
636
00:26:26,887 --> 00:26:29,088
luckily, he always
has a stylist around,
637
00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:31,090
so I don't have to do
any of the work.
638
00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:34,811
Hi.
Like this, I did not buy.
639
00:26:34,895 --> 00:26:36,220
Oh, my God.
I don't thinking I can
640
00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:37,763
wear these shoes all night.
641
00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,765
Oh, God. Can I have a brownie?
642
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:41,825
- Yes.
- I don't ever eat.
643
00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:46,204
Well, no, that's a lie.
I eat too much.
644
00:26:49,334 --> 00:26:50,901
Delicious.
645
00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:52,377
Thank you, Joseph.
646
00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:57,667
Okay.
647
00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:00,929
I'll go get her.
648
00:27:01,013 --> 00:27:02,764
Hi.
649
00:27:02,848 --> 00:27:05,341
- Hi, honey.
- You're really dressed up.
650
00:27:05,425 --> 00:27:08,103
I am. I don't want
to ruin your makeup.
651
00:27:08,187 --> 00:27:09,795
- I know.
- I'm just eating brownie.
652
00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:12,063
If I had white on
and I had a brownie, forget it.
653
00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:16,902
Bye, guys! Adios!
654
00:27:18,363 --> 00:27:20,281
Y'all look too fancy
for me these days.
655
00:27:20,365 --> 00:27:22,199
You look like a present.
656
00:27:24,703 --> 00:27:26,621
Wow, that's... you're
all wrapped up.
657
00:27:26,705 --> 00:27:28,289
- I'm in jeans, okay?
- Go, go get in.
658
00:27:28,373 --> 00:27:29,481
We're late. Go.
659
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:30,625
Okay. Okay.
660
00:27:33,212 --> 00:27:34,629
- Are you gonna have a drink?
- Yes.
661
00:27:34,713 --> 00:27:36,706
I'd be drinking right now
if I could be.
662
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:38,040
- Yeah, me too.
- I thought about it.
663
00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:39,359
I'm drinking earlier
and earlier in the day.
664
00:27:39,443 --> 00:27:40,802
Well, there's nothing else
to do right now.
665
00:27:40,886 --> 00:27:42,786
You know, we had to preorder
for this thing today.
666
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:43,996
I ordered tacos.
667
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,306
I ordered steak
and mashed potatoes.
668
00:27:45,390 --> 00:27:46,999
- Oh, that sounded good.
- But I didn't order it.
669
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:47,976
I ordered steak
and mashed potatoes,
670
00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:49,144
but I ate steak last night,
671
00:27:49,228 --> 00:27:50,794
and then I ate steak
for breakfast
672
00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:53,222
so I'll just have
another steak tonight.
673
00:27:53,306 --> 00:27:54,983
Well, if you find yourself
newly single,
674
00:27:55,067 --> 00:27:56,967
you got to get
your meat somewhere.
675
00:27:57,051 --> 00:27:58,777
So have your steak.
676
00:28:02,466 --> 00:28:04,734
So what's your plan
for Thanksgiving and Christmas?
677
00:28:04,818 --> 00:28:05,851
Let's see.
678
00:28:05,935 --> 00:28:08,163
We are actually
gonna take it easy.
679
00:28:08,247 --> 00:28:10,832
Yeah. My mom's coming over,
and that's it.
680
00:28:10,916 --> 00:28:13,242
- Is your mom a great cook?
- No.
681
00:28:13,326 --> 00:28:14,985
- No?
- She'll kill me.
682
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:20,082
Um, she cooks Chinese,
like, soup very well.
683
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:21,417
Like, seafood stew and soup.
684
00:28:21,501 --> 00:28:23,085
- Oh, well, soups...
- Yeah, like every night...
685
00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:25,680
That's how a chef is judged,
on the soup.
686
00:28:25,764 --> 00:28:27,089
- Really?
- Yes.
687
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:29,391
Okay, well,
then she's an excellent chef.
688
00:28:33,105 --> 00:28:37,983
I'm kind of tempted
to get those long nails.
689
00:28:42,355 --> 00:28:45,700
- Crystal, is she coming here?
- I have no clue.
690
00:28:45,784 --> 00:28:47,059
I just want to get along.
691
00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:48,870
You know, we have
to laugh it off.
692
00:28:48,954 --> 00:28:52,856
And she needs to get a sense
of humor about some things.
693
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:54,116
- And she's funny.
- That would be nice...
694
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,376
She has a sense of humor.
695
00:28:55,460 --> 00:28:57,119
I'd love to see
her sense of humor.
696
00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:58,213
You've not seen it yet?
697
00:28:58,297 --> 00:29:00,364
No, but I've seen her tits.
698
00:29:00,448 --> 00:29:01,716
I'm just kidding.
699
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,091
Oh!
700
00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:06,888
- So pretty.
- I haven't been here before.
701
00:29:06,972 --> 00:29:09,431
I've heard of it though.
Thank you so much.
702
00:29:11,143 --> 00:29:13,061
Hi, ladies.
Welcome to The Huntley.
703
00:29:13,145 --> 00:29:14,470
- Hi. Thank you.
- Thank you.
704
00:29:14,554 --> 00:29:15,921
Oh, this is pretty.
705
00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:17,232
- Oh, this is fabulous.
- Oh, wow.
706
00:29:17,316 --> 00:29:18,975
- Can we order a drink?
- Of course.
707
00:29:19,059 --> 00:29:20,735
Tequila on the rocks
708
00:29:20,819 --> 00:29:23,238
with a lot of fresh lime juice
and fresh orange.
709
00:29:23,322 --> 00:29:25,907
- I will have a regular coke.
- Of course.
710
00:29:25,991 --> 00:29:27,984
Thank you.
711
00:29:28,068 --> 00:29:29,893
Well, who is
this beautiful lady?
712
00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:30,987
Hello, girls.
713
00:29:31,071 --> 00:29:32,271
Oh, my God.
You look so great.
714
00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,082
Hi, sweetheart.
715
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:36,108
- Thank you.
- Whoa.
716
00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:38,068
- Hello.
- Yes!
717
00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:39,420
- How are you?
- Hi. I'm good. How are you?
718
00:29:39,504 --> 00:29:40,946
Hello, mama.
719
00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,948
Well, nobody could
get bored of you.
720
00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:44,926
Good. I hope not.
721
00:29:45,010 --> 00:29:49,079
- You are so fancy.
- You need to stand up.
722
00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:50,932
Yes, my love.
723
00:29:51,016 --> 00:29:52,958
You need to show me
this whole thing.
724
00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:54,293
It's the whole thing.
725
00:29:54,377 --> 00:29:56,628
Dorit commits to her brands,
from head to toe.
726
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,088
Dorit!
727
00:29:58,172 --> 00:30:00,850
Baby, I'm sorry,
it's just too good.
728
00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:02,168
The hair.
729
00:30:02,252 --> 00:30:04,428
You're never gonna go,
"Is that Louis Vuitton?"
730
00:30:04,512 --> 00:30:06,447
Because it's screaming.
731
00:30:06,531 --> 00:30:08,116
- Hi.
- Hi, guys.
732
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,118
- Hi!
- Hello, mama.
733
00:30:10,202 --> 00:30:13,029
- How are you?
- Hello. Hello.
734
00:30:13,113 --> 00:30:15,031
I'm gonna do a striptease.
735
00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:20,652
That's it.
That's all you taking off?
736
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:23,655
She looks like a big ol' gift.
Rip off the whole outfit.
737
00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:25,300
Sutton!
738
00:30:25,384 --> 00:30:28,468
You look like you're straight
from the runways of Paris.
739
00:30:29,704 --> 00:30:30,954
My God, they're loud.
740
00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:32,974
We're walking into
a bridal shower.
741
00:30:33,058 --> 00:30:36,627
- You were cackling down there.
- We started without you.
742
00:30:36,711 --> 00:30:38,295
- Hi!
- You look great.
743
00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:41,223
- Muah, muah, muah, muah!
- You look great.
744
00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:42,892
Let's move over there, guys,
shall we?
745
00:30:42,976 --> 00:30:44,485
Oh, yeah. Let's move.
746
00:30:44,569 --> 00:30:46,062
Let's get some appetizers
before we go sit down.
747
00:30:46,146 --> 00:30:48,823
You guys want some of this?
What is this, beef tacos?
748
00:30:48,907 --> 00:30:51,517
Uh-oh, I just dropped
a piece of bread.
749
00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:54,495
- Oops.
- I'll just do this.
750
00:30:54,579 --> 00:30:56,405
- Can you make the hot toddy?
- Of course.
751
00:30:56,489 --> 00:30:58,166
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
752
00:30:58,250 --> 00:30:59,483
By the way, how are the girls?
753
00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:00,692
- Girls are good.
- Good.
754
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,194
- Yes, girls are good.
- Very good.
755
00:31:02,278 --> 00:31:03,504
Oh, I have a question
for everybody.
756
00:31:03,588 --> 00:31:05,006
Yes.
757
00:31:05,090 --> 00:31:06,341
When I meet Scott Disick
for the first time...
758
00:31:06,425 --> 00:31:07,842
- Oh, no.
- Do I need to call him lord?
759
00:31:07,926 --> 00:31:08,918
Yes. Absolutely.
760
00:31:09,002 --> 00:31:10,403
- No!
- Okay, thank you.
761
00:31:10,487 --> 00:31:11,587
- Are you kidding me?
- And you do a little curtsy.
762
00:31:11,671 --> 00:31:13,923
- He's too damn old.
- I know!
763
00:31:14,007 --> 00:31:16,351
- He's old.
- And he's got three kids.
764
00:31:16,435 --> 00:31:19,020
Coming up...
765
00:31:19,104 --> 00:31:20,262
The reality is what it is.
766
00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:22,357
I know... see,
now I'm getting angry.
767
00:31:22,441 --> 00:31:24,607
You do not want me
getting angry.
768
00:31:31,474 --> 00:31:32,724
- He's too damn old.
- I know.
769
00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:35,394
- He's old.
- And he's got three kids.
770
00:31:35,478 --> 00:31:37,205
That is not a good match.
771
00:31:37,289 --> 00:31:39,022
Would I be freaked out
if I had a daughter
772
00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:40,616
that was dating an older man?
773
00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:42,952
No, I was the daughter that was
dating older men all my life.
774
00:31:43,036 --> 00:31:44,236
So no.
775
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,239
- I just wouldn't allow it.
- Hell no.
776
00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:48,740
I would lock her up
in the house
777
00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:52,035
and take away her cell phone
and spank her.
778
00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:54,463
From someone that knows
a little something
779
00:31:54,547 --> 00:31:57,207
about having daughters
in the public eye,
780
00:31:57,291 --> 00:32:01,137
it could be worse, you know?
781
00:32:01,221 --> 00:32:02,397
Hi, Dorit.
782
00:32:02,481 --> 00:32:04,089
Dorit, we're talking
about Scott Disick.
783
00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:07,143
- Oh, anyway, mazel tov or no?
- No.
784
00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:09,761
- No, no, no.
- Isn't that Merry Christmas?
785
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,529
Um...
786
00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:17,319
Happy celebration. Good luck.
Merry Christmas.
787
00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:19,488
No, mazel tov
is like congratulations.
788
00:32:19,572 --> 00:32:21,440
- On...
- Mazel tov
789
00:32:21,524 --> 00:32:23,108
- is like congratulations.
- Oh, I thought you meant...
790
00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:24,610
I'm like, oh my...
791
00:32:24,694 --> 00:32:27,329
Just tell her to
do not be the cow
792
00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:29,114
that buys the milk for free
or whatever that is.
793
00:32:29,198 --> 00:32:31,575
No, no, no. Why buy the milk
when you get the cow for free?
794
00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:33,118
No, the other way.
795
00:32:33,202 --> 00:32:34,620
There's a lot of milk
in this town.
796
00:32:34,704 --> 00:32:36,005
How does Harry feel?
797
00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:37,506
Daddy thought he was 27
and Daddy was...
798
00:32:37,590 --> 00:32:40,292
And when he found out
he was 47, he's... no, I'm 37.
799
00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:44,296
- You're terrible!
- Oh, leave me alone.
800
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,182
I'm getting a divorce.
**** all of y'all.
801
00:32:46,266 --> 00:32:47,349
This too shall pass.
That's all I'm gonna say.
802
00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:48,634
Okay, good.
803
00:32:48,718 --> 00:32:49,685
I'm just gonna say
this too shall pass.
804
00:32:49,769 --> 00:32:51,279
Okay, good.
805
00:32:51,363 --> 00:32:56,141
My son Oliver, who I thought
was lost beyond lost,
806
00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:58,027
he calls me one day
and he goes,
807
00:32:58,111 --> 00:33:01,697
"Mom, I met this girl
and we hit it off.
808
00:33:01,781 --> 00:33:05,651
She has an eight-year-old,
a six-year-old,
809
00:33:05,735 --> 00:33:07,203
and a two-year-old.
810
00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:09,797
When he told me that Sam
was pregnant, I thought,
811
00:33:09,881 --> 00:33:14,117
"My God, this kid knows
how to sabotage his life."
812
00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:15,211
Hmm.
813
00:33:15,295 --> 00:33:17,496
Oliver was lost
for a very long time.
814
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:21,476
My son Oliver
has dealt with addiction.
815
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,311
- Oh.
- Wow.
816
00:33:23,395 --> 00:33:25,721
We've been through so much.
I did everything I could.
817
00:33:25,805 --> 00:33:29,675
I supported. I did tough love.
But it was a really rough time
818
00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:32,803
for a very long time
for all of us.
819
00:33:32,887 --> 00:33:34,471
You know what?
820
00:33:34,555 --> 00:33:37,066
The best thing that
has ever happened to him...
821
00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:40,185
- Beautiful.
- Is Sam.
822
00:33:40,269 --> 00:33:43,188
Oh, hi. Oh, my God.
823
00:33:43,272 --> 00:33:47,859
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Hi, OJ. Oh, my God.
824
00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:50,246
- He's still waking up, Mom.
- Too much.
825
00:33:50,330 --> 00:33:52,155
Oh, my God. He's so sweet.
826
00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:53,508
They're all now
my grandchildren.
827
00:33:53,592 --> 00:33:54,750
- I love that.
- So you cannot...
828
00:33:54,834 --> 00:33:55,826
- You can't.
- Yeah.
829
00:33:55,910 --> 00:33:57,345
Judge a book by its cover.
830
00:33:57,429 --> 00:33:59,180
- By its cover.
- Wow.
831
00:33:59,264 --> 00:34:01,090
Well, congratulations, Rinna.
832
00:34:01,174 --> 00:34:03,425
You might be
a grandmother of three.
833
00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:05,686
No, **** you! No!
834
00:34:05,770 --> 00:34:07,522
All those grandkids
that are Portia's age.
835
00:34:07,606 --> 00:34:09,506
- Let's go sit down.
- Let's sit down.
836
00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:11,267
You guys,
let's all go sit down.
837
00:34:11,351 --> 00:34:12,676
Kyle, where are we
sitting, honey?
838
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,436
- Wherever you want.
- I like it right here.
839
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,272
I'm telling you,
it's gonna go away.
840
00:34:16,356 --> 00:34:17,923
I know, it is.
841
00:34:18,007 --> 00:34:20,201
Lisa, you know, truthfully,
my mother couldn't stand Mike
842
00:34:20,285 --> 00:34:21,727
in the beginning
'cause he was bold.
843
00:34:21,811 --> 00:34:23,279
- When I met Mo...
- Oh, yeah, that's right.
844
00:34:23,363 --> 00:34:24,872
- I wasn't Jewish.
- You had been married.
845
00:34:24,956 --> 00:34:27,691
Divorced, with a baby,
an actress,
846
00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:29,234
like couldn't get any worse.
847
00:34:29,318 --> 00:34:30,545
So his grandmother acted like
I was invisible.
848
00:34:30,629 --> 00:34:31,862
Thank you.
849
00:34:31,946 --> 00:34:33,714
So I wrote a big long letter
to her saying,
850
00:34:33,798 --> 00:34:35,624
"I love your grandson.
851
00:34:35,708 --> 00:34:37,218
And no one's gonna treat him
better than I will ever."
852
00:34:37,302 --> 00:34:38,611
Aw!
853
00:34:38,695 --> 00:34:39,795
And she said that changed
everything for her.
854
00:34:39,879 --> 00:34:41,512
Oh, that makes me
want to cry.
855
00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:51,214
Excuse me, people, Garcelle
has three boyfriends right now.
856
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:54,235
- What?!
- Aah!
857
00:34:54,319 --> 00:34:57,146
The dating coach made me
sign on to Bumble.
858
00:34:57,230 --> 00:35:00,390
I would love to get you
set up on a dating app.
859
00:35:00,474 --> 00:35:02,318
Well, I'm here to try
something new, right?
860
00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:04,153
- So I gotta be open.
- Exactly.
861
00:35:04,237 --> 00:35:08,607
I've had to verify my picture
like five times
862
00:35:08,691 --> 00:35:11,276
because people think
I'm catfishing them
863
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,903
because they're like, "Really?"
864
00:35:12,987 --> 00:35:15,423
I'm just gonna say one thing.
Garcelle, you're hot as hell.
865
00:35:15,507 --> 00:35:16,924
- Yeah, you are.
- Oh, thank you.
866
00:35:17,008 --> 00:35:18,575
She is. And she's telling me
how you have
867
00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:21,337
to get online to date.
And I'm like, "What?!"
868
00:35:21,421 --> 00:35:23,455
You have to have a blue check
before you check this.
869
00:35:23,539 --> 00:35:25,624
- Okay.
- You're gonna have a few
870
00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:26,992
zeroes before you check this.
871
00:35:27,076 --> 00:35:29,753
**** the blue check.
Send me your financials,
872
00:35:29,837 --> 00:35:31,797
and then we'll know if
we're... in' or not.
873
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:35,610
You don't know
what's gonna last forever.
874
00:35:35,694 --> 00:35:37,186
- No, we don't.
- Nothing lasts...
875
00:35:37,270 --> 00:35:38,779
- ♪ Forever ♪
- That's it.
876
00:35:38,863 --> 00:35:41,857
- Oh, that was cute, Thomasina.
- Is that right?
877
00:35:42,942 --> 00:35:44,860
Tell us what Thomasina means?
878
00:35:44,944 --> 00:35:46,862
Thomasina is like
Peeping Tom.
879
00:35:46,946 --> 00:35:48,480
Oh, my God.
880
00:35:48,564 --> 00:35:52,793
I really like kitty cat
or crazy cat lady is good.
881
00:35:52,877 --> 00:35:54,611
Those could be nicknames.
882
00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:56,947
Peeping Thomasina.
883
00:35:57,031 --> 00:36:00,800
But Peeping Thomasina,
that's just not my favorite.
884
00:36:03,913 --> 00:36:05,330
The Peeping Tom thing
885
00:36:05,414 --> 00:36:07,457
I thought
was funny that you said that.
886
00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:10,386
Kathy has been away.
So I filled her in,
887
00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:12,388
and I explained
the whole thing about Tahoe.
888
00:36:12,472 --> 00:36:13,706
Yeah, okay.
889
00:36:13,790 --> 00:36:15,557
I was just bringing
in a... in' coat, man.
890
00:36:15,641 --> 00:36:16,651
Yeah.
891
00:36:16,735 --> 00:36:18,510
You know, like not
Peeping Tom,
892
00:36:18,594 --> 00:36:20,137
like what the hell?
893
00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:24,400
The word "violated" gave the
implication that it was sexual.
894
00:36:24,484 --> 00:36:26,568
Like, it really did,
like it felt like that.
895
00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:28,404
Look, I was naked.
896
00:36:28,488 --> 00:36:29,997
And I felt uncomfortable,
period.
897
00:36:30,081 --> 00:36:32,833
But I didn't make it sexual.
898
00:36:32,917 --> 00:36:34,693
I've been in a public
bathroom going to pee
899
00:36:34,777 --> 00:36:37,487
and someone walked in,
and I didn't feel violated.
900
00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:39,415
I'm sure it wasn't fun
for them either. Okay?
901
00:36:39,499 --> 00:36:41,676
There are so many other words
that Crystal could have used,
902
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,493
embarrassed, awkward,
903
00:36:43,577 --> 00:36:45,680
even say rude
that she walked in.
904
00:36:45,764 --> 00:36:47,423
But violated?
905
00:36:47,507 --> 00:36:50,518
If you're using that word
when you don't have clothes on,
906
00:36:50,602 --> 00:36:52,261
it means something
totally different.
907
00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:54,355
Was it not the conversation
when we heard that story?
908
00:36:54,439 --> 00:36:55,523
I did feel that way.
909
00:36:55,607 --> 00:36:57,433
The word violation
actually means
910
00:36:57,517 --> 00:36:59,551
not respecting personal space,
which is how I felt.
911
00:36:59,635 --> 00:37:01,362
Well, and it also means,
violation of privacy.
912
00:37:01,446 --> 00:37:02,604
Correct.
913
00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:05,607
Violation means
to abuse your privacy.
914
00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:08,610
A disrespect
of boundaries, period.
915
00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:14,375
Google it. Fail to respect
someone's privacy or rights.
916
00:37:14,459 --> 00:37:16,544
Don't hear the word sexual
at all.
917
00:37:16,628 --> 00:37:19,863
- I didn't do that, but okay.
- I felt that way. That's all.
918
00:37:19,947 --> 00:37:22,624
I did not feel violated
at all when Kathy
919
00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:25,794
walked in on me while I was
on the phone half naked.
920
00:37:25,878 --> 00:37:29,388
- Hi, girl.
- Y'all, come on!
921
00:37:33,812 --> 00:37:37,047
Seems to me like that's just
kind of normal on a girl trip.
922
00:37:37,131 --> 00:37:40,926
So I don't know. Maybe Crystal
doesn't have real girlfriends.
923
00:37:41,010 --> 00:37:44,980
To me, violation of privacy
has to be intentional.
924
00:37:45,064 --> 00:37:46,982
Her coming in not knowing
925
00:37:47,066 --> 00:37:49,985
that you're naked
can't be a violation.
926
00:37:50,069 --> 00:37:53,563
- Oh!
- Exactly. That's the truth.
927
00:37:53,647 --> 00:37:54,898
Sutton is a good Southern girl
928
00:37:54,982 --> 00:37:57,659
and she's very thoughtful,
very generous.
929
00:37:57,743 --> 00:37:59,828
She didn't really mean
anything harmful.
930
00:37:59,912 --> 00:38:01,404
We all know how words
can get twisted
931
00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:04,741
and something that's small
becomes much bigger
932
00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:07,428
and has now everyone involved.
933
00:38:07,512 --> 00:38:09,505
- Violation's a little strong.
- It's not.
934
00:38:09,589 --> 00:38:11,006
- Violation is strong.
- It's not.
935
00:38:11,090 --> 00:38:14,009
- Violation is a big word.
- Look it up. It's not.
936
00:38:14,093 --> 00:38:15,627
Oh, my God.
937
00:38:15,711 --> 00:38:18,514
We're talking about
such insignificant things.
938
00:38:18,598 --> 00:38:21,850
Let's just bury the hatchet
so the group can move on.
939
00:38:21,934 --> 00:38:23,519
For me,
if you walked in my room,
940
00:38:23,603 --> 00:38:24,970
I would be like, "Whoo-hoo!"
Right?
941
00:38:25,054 --> 00:38:27,022
But here's the deal,
my reaction would be,
942
00:38:27,106 --> 00:38:28,765
"Oh, my God. I'm sorry."
Close the door.
943
00:38:28,849 --> 00:38:29,975
- Right.
- That did not happen.
944
00:38:30,059 --> 00:38:31,360
Crystal are you up?
945
00:38:31,444 --> 00:38:34,646
It was walking in,
and then you said,
946
00:38:34,730 --> 00:38:36,873
"Oh, I don't know
what you're doing over there."
947
00:38:43,122 --> 00:38:44,781
That was not a... that
was not a...
948
00:38:44,865 --> 00:38:46,783
Here's the thing, Crystal,
and I need to defend myself
949
00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:49,378
for two seconds.
I wanted to talk.
950
00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:52,455
I knocked, your light was on,
you were talking.
951
00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:54,124
I thought I heard you say,
"Come in."
952
00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:55,643
I didn't say anything creepy.
953
00:38:55,727 --> 00:38:56,811
I don't want to talk
about it anymore.
954
00:38:56,895 --> 00:38:58,003
It is so stupid!
955
00:38:58,087 --> 00:38:59,388
But the reality is what it
is.
956
00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:00,672
See now, I'm getting angry.
957
00:39:00,756 --> 00:39:01,982
The reality is
what it is, Sutton.
958
00:39:02,066 --> 00:39:03,150
And this is what you
do not want to happen.
959
00:39:03,234 --> 00:39:05,610
You do not want me
getting angry.
960
00:39:14,411 --> 00:39:17,647
- The reality is what it is.
- See now, I'm getting angry.
961
00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:19,024
The reality is what
it is, Sutton.
962
00:39:19,108 --> 00:39:20,650
And this is what you
do not want to happen.
963
00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:23,245
You do not want me
getting angry.
964
00:39:23,329 --> 00:39:25,989
You don't want me
getting angry.
965
00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:29,159
But see, I'm not emotionally
in a bad place.
966
00:39:29,243 --> 00:39:32,162
I'm not moving.
I'm not sad. I'm getting angry.
967
00:39:32,246 --> 00:39:34,039
- You moved a long time ago.
- I'm getting...
968
00:39:34,123 --> 00:39:37,759
- Stop blaming that.
- Oh, my God.
969
00:39:37,843 --> 00:39:39,836
Who are you?
970
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,838
I'm a person
who tells the truth.
971
00:39:41,922 --> 00:39:44,007
I moved 2 1/2 weeks
before I got to Tahoe.
972
00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:46,527
So I was very vulnerable.
And I am sorry for that.
973
00:39:46,611 --> 00:39:49,679
And I've apologized for that.
But I'm not gonna sit here
974
00:39:49,763 --> 00:39:52,557
and let you make it look like
I was some weirdo.
975
00:39:52,641 --> 00:39:54,684
That's not what happened.
And you know it.
976
00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:56,019
You need to tell these people,
977
00:39:56,103 --> 00:39:57,687
all of these girls
that nothing weird happened
978
00:39:57,771 --> 00:40:00,616
- and this is a.
- I have been saying that!
979
00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:02,901
So then we are all going
to agree on it
980
00:40:02,985 --> 00:40:04,569
because this is
about my reputation.
981
00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:05,787
- Sutton...
- It is about...
982
00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:07,047
- Hold on.
- No, no, no, ma'am.
983
00:40:07,131 --> 00:40:08,573
Let's get real.
984
00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:10,200
- No, ma'am.
- Let's get real here.
985
00:40:10,284 --> 00:40:12,077
Not once you start coming
after my personal reputation.
986
00:40:12,161 --> 00:40:14,204
Then just own
that you said that to me.
987
00:40:14,288 --> 00:40:15,631
I didn't say it like,
988
00:40:15,715 --> 00:40:18,541
"Oh, I wonder
what you're doing over there."
989
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:19,727
Mr. Poppins.
990
00:40:19,811 --> 00:40:21,303
- Did I say it like that?
- No.
991
00:40:21,387 --> 00:40:23,213
- Who's Mr. Poppins?
- I don't know.
992
00:40:23,297 --> 00:40:26,216
- Who is Mr. Poppins?
- I don't know. He's somebody.
993
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:28,977
He's somebody that has glasses.
That's all I know.
994
00:40:29,061 --> 00:40:31,221
- All right?
- Who the hell is Mr. Poppins?
995
00:40:31,305 --> 00:40:33,932
Did Mary Poppins
have a man and I don't?
996
00:40:34,016 --> 00:40:35,910
Now that's messed up.
997
00:40:35,994 --> 00:40:37,653
- Guys...
- I didn't say it
998
00:40:37,737 --> 00:40:39,729
in a creepy way like,
"Oh, what are you doing?"
999
00:40:39,813 --> 00:40:41,306
I didn't say it like that.
1000
00:40:41,390 --> 00:40:44,609
I probably was like, "I am just
gonna back out of the door."
1001
00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:45,902
I'm just telling you guys
what happened.
1002
00:40:45,986 --> 00:40:47,237
She would never come
into your room
1003
00:40:47,321 --> 00:40:48,738
and do anything
that was... like it's not.
1004
00:40:48,822 --> 00:40:50,090
You need to shut it down.
1005
00:40:50,174 --> 00:40:51,241
I don't even know
you that much.
1006
00:40:51,325 --> 00:40:52,259
I'm gonna be clear
about this.
1007
00:40:52,343 --> 00:40:53,928
You need to shut it down.
1008
00:40:54,012 --> 00:40:55,596
I do not believe that she
came in to do anything there.
1009
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,005
- Exactly.
- That's what I'm saying.
1010
00:40:57,089 --> 00:40:59,266
And I've said
that to everyone.
1011
00:40:59,350 --> 00:41:00,842
- Say it again.
- Right?
1012
00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:04,754
No, the conversation
was a little bit different.
1013
00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:06,181
Crystal's story's changed.
1014
00:41:06,265 --> 00:41:10,352
When she first told me
the story, it really was like
1015
00:41:10,436 --> 00:41:12,947
Sutton set out to hurt or harm
1016
00:41:13,031 --> 00:41:14,764
or make Crystal
feel uncomfortable.
1017
00:41:14,848 --> 00:41:17,600
I was, like, butt naked,
and then she continued in.
1018
00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,144
And she's like, "Oh, what
are you doing over there?"
1019
00:41:19,228 --> 00:41:20,645
And I'm like... so
I told her... I'm like,
1020
00:41:20,729 --> 00:41:21,771
it was really creepy,
1021
00:41:21,855 --> 00:41:23,273
and I felt like
I had no boundaries.
1022
00:41:23,357 --> 00:41:25,673
Like, when you... in' stand
over there and say,
1023
00:41:25,758 --> 00:41:27,652
"What are you doing?"
****ing changing,
1024
00:41:27,736 --> 00:41:30,129
and I'm naked,
it's creepy.
1025
00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:35,160
Now Crystal's saying that
she doesn't think
1026
00:41:35,244 --> 00:41:39,047
Sutton had any bad intentions.
It's a different story.
1027
00:41:39,131 --> 00:41:41,308
Girls, just listen,
you were moving.
1028
00:41:41,392 --> 00:41:42,718
Everybody's under
a lot of pressure. Okay?
1029
00:41:42,802 --> 00:41:44,002
- Yeah.
- Amen.
1030
00:41:44,086 --> 00:41:45,220
Amen.
1031
00:41:45,304 --> 00:41:48,148
And you are away
for the first time in seven,
1032
00:41:48,232 --> 00:41:50,300
eight months from your children
and your husband.
1033
00:41:50,384 --> 00:41:52,152
You had a lot going on.
1034
00:41:52,236 --> 00:41:55,155
I mean, I know the night
before the trip, I called Kyle
1035
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:57,157
and I'm like, "What have
I gotten myself into?"
1036
00:41:57,241 --> 00:42:01,686
Like, as excited as I was
to go, I was scared too.
1037
00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:04,314
But I also have
my sister there. Okay?
1038
00:42:04,398 --> 00:42:07,668
I have Lisa there.
I've met Erika several times.
1039
00:42:07,752 --> 00:42:09,077
And my buddy over here...
1040
00:42:09,161 --> 00:42:11,654
- Thank you.
- My English girl. And...
1041
00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:12,840
- I'm not English.
- Hi. Hello.
1042
00:42:12,924 --> 00:42:14,249
I'm from Connecticut,
goddammit.
1043
00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:16,826
And, Dorit,
the British girl, yes, yes.
1044
00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:19,755
I'm not English.
My husband is English.
1045
00:42:19,839 --> 00:42:21,682
- She's from Connecticut, babe.
- Whatever.
1046
00:42:21,766 --> 00:42:23,666
Sutton, I know a lot of
people
1047
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:25,686
that love and adore you.
1048
00:42:25,770 --> 00:42:28,213
And I've never heard
anything shady about you.
1049
00:42:28,297 --> 00:42:30,006
- Yeah, no.
- I mean, because I'm normal.
1050
00:42:30,090 --> 00:42:33,718
- So it's telephone.
- It's a very dangerous game...
1051
00:42:33,802 --> 00:42:35,011
It is.
1052
00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:36,846
When it's about
somebody's character.
1053
00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:38,848
Totally. Words can getsomebody really in trouble,
1054
00:42:38,932 --> 00:42:41,226
and especially nowadays
with cancel culture
1055
00:42:41,310 --> 00:42:43,019
and all that stuff,
1056
00:42:43,103 --> 00:42:45,372
this is not the time to be
throwing around strong words.
1057
00:42:45,456 --> 00:42:48,208
I think Sutton has
every right to be upset.
1058
00:42:48,292 --> 00:42:51,736
- I know that I'm a little off.
- But...
1059
00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:53,404
- Why do you say that?
- Why do say you're off?
1060
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:54,790
Well, I have
a gigantic bow on.
1061
00:42:54,874 --> 00:42:56,074
Well...
1062
00:42:56,158 --> 00:42:57,609
- It's okay.
- I love it.
1063
00:42:57,693 --> 00:42:59,911
But it's gonna take me
a minute to get over being told
1064
00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:02,389
that I've violated someone.
That's a really strong word.
1065
00:43:02,473 --> 00:43:04,207
Okay.
1066
00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:06,209
It's always gonna be
rattling around in my brain.
1067
00:43:06,293 --> 00:43:08,136
So you've got to stop saying
that I violated you 'cause I...
1068
00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:10,088
I'm not gonna back down
on that word.
1069
00:43:10,172 --> 00:43:14,902
Sorry. There's nothing else
to say about it. It's done.
1070
00:43:14,986 --> 00:43:17,903
I gotta straighten my bowtie
for that because... no.
1071
00:43:22,351 --> 00:43:25,728
Next time on...
1072
00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:26,896
Can we play a set?
1073
00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:28,231
You're gonna be great.
I have a feeling.
1074
00:43:28,315 --> 00:43:31,752
Oh, I'm sorry.
1075
00:43:31,836 --> 00:43:33,778
Oh, you have to get on
in half a minute.
1076
00:43:33,862 --> 00:43:36,072
Okay, I'll be over here
having my wine.
1077
00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:38,092
Hopefully not being too loud.
1078
00:43:41,495 --> 00:43:43,246
It looks so cute, Harry.
1079
00:43:43,330 --> 00:43:46,082
It's cozy
in Beverly Hills.
1080
00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:47,917
It's got to be eaten
while it's hot.
1081
00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:49,127
Make a wish.
1082
00:43:49,211 --> 00:43:50,512
- I want him hung like a horse.
- Aah!
1083
00:43:50,596 --> 00:43:53,314
Why don't you tell me
the truth?
1084
00:43:55,193 --> 00:43:56,901
Amelia will go to Cabo.
1085
00:43:59,363 --> 00:44:00,763
No, it's not appropriate.
1086
00:44:00,847 --> 00:44:02,265
Why are you so defensive?
1087
00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:04,434
You're upset because
you're jealous.
1088
00:44:04,518 --> 00:44:08,373
Jealous of what?
Your ugly leather pants?
1089
00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:10,206
- No, no, no!
- No!
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