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Hey, Mrs. Forman.
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My dad's making a cheese sandwich,
but he's missing some stuff.
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So, can I borrow
bread and cheese?
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Oh, your dad's having a hard time
without your mom, isn't he?
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Midge was the brains of that outfit?
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Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, Donna.
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- Sorry about what?
- You, get Donna bread and cheese.
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Okay.
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Wow. This is a really nice dress.
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I know. Isn't it fancy?
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It's for the Price Mart Ball
tomorrow night.
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Oh, right, the Price Mart Ball.
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So who you takin'?
Who's the lucky lady?
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Oh, well, I decided not to go.
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Personal choice.
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You don't have a date, do you?
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Okay. You know what?
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It's not about, "Can I get a date?"
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It's about this great book that I'm,
like, halfway through.
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Plus, you know, I could get a date.
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I've got numbers, buddy.
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Sure you do, honey.
You're number one with me.
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You're going tomorrow night.
And you'd better not go stag, Eric.
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There's nothing worse than an 80-pound boy
dancing with his mommy all night.
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You know what?
I'll go.
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I told you I would,
like, months ago.
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But that was before the...
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ugliness.
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Eric, I'm over it.
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Hey, I'm over it.
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Oh, I'm... I'm over it.
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Plus, I mean, last year they had
all-you-can-eat shrimp.
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Well, I mean, you know, I'm over it.
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Hey, I'm over it.
Yeah, I'm over it.
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I was just worried that you might think
it was weird, us going out on a date.
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So, I mean, you know,
the concern laid with you.
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Eric, it's not a date.
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It's not... I know. I know it's not a date.
It's not a date.
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It's a...
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shrimp fest.
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A festival of shrimp, if you will.
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- Exactly.
- Okay.
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- I'll see you tomorrow night.
- 'Kay.
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See, now, look.
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My little prince is going to the ball.
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So, Forman, you break up with Donna...
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but you still get to have sex
and go on dates with her?
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Ride the big red wave, dude.
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I should break up with Donna.
"Donna, we are through.
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Let the sex and dating begin."
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Oh, no. It's not a date.
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We're just friends now,
because she's over it.
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- Well, guess who else is over it?
- I am.
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- Me too.
- So over it.
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Look, man, breaking up sucks, okay?
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When Jackie dumped me,
you know what she said?
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"Somethin' somethin'.
Never wanna see you again.
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Blah, blah, blah."
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Hey, you think that didn't hurt?
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Okay. You know what?
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- I'm done talking about this.
- Good.
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But I will say this.
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If she doesn't want it to be a date,
then it won't be a date.
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I am so cool with that,
because as we all know...
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I am very mature.
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Now, if you would all
please excuse me...
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my mommy has to iron my corduroys.
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Ah, women.
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Am I right, guys?
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Ah, who am I kidding?
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There's no woman for Fez.
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What must Fez do to get a woman?
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Well, for one thing,
he's gotta cut out that third-person crap.
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It's weird.
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You are Fez.
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You know somethin' else?
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Shoes say a lot about a man.
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In your case, your chukka boots
are screaming "virgin."
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Damn you, boots.
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What else have you told them?
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Hey, Fez...
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seeing you wear those chukkas
makes me wanna up-chukka.
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- Nice.
- Yeah.
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It's like I ate too many
"chukkalate" chip cookies.
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Okay.
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Yeah, how much wood
could a "woodchukka" chukka...
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Hey. Shut the chukka up.
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How am I supposed
to afford new boots?
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My Bible-thumping host parents won't give me
an allowance because I am a pagan.
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You know, Leo's looking
for help down at the Fotohut.
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The Fotohut, huh?
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I can really "picture" myself there.
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That job and I will really "click."
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Oh, I am on a "roll"...
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of film.
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Ow.
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Don't be so... "negative."
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I am the king.
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You sure you wanna get in
the Fotohut game?
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It can chew you up and spit you out
like a stick of gum.
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Or something that seemed edible
till you put it in your mouth...
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and then you realized it's not.
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Or a stick of gum.
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- What kind of gum?
- Big Red.
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Oh, that's fine.
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Okay, you're hired.
But you're on probation.
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No, wait. I'm on probation.
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Oh, wow. I gotta go see
my probation officer.
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- So he's my new boss?
- Welcome to paradise.
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Oh, Red.
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Don't the kids look nice
for their date?
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Yeah. Nice as hell.
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- Oh, well, thanks, Mrs. Forman.
- Actually, Mom...
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as Donna so thoughtfully pointed out earlier,
this isn't a date.
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Well, I just...
I like seeing you together.
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You just... You look so natural.
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But we're not together.
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Well, sure you are.
I'm looking right at you.
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Let's spend the night in the driveway
looking at the kids.
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That's what I wanna do.
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Oh, hang on one sec.
Oh, hey, Donna?
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Why don't you make like a circle
and go round, okay?
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That's right. Like a circle.
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Slide over or I'll hit you in the head.
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All right.
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- You got yelled at.
- Shut up.
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Oh, okay, this is us.
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See? This is great.
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Being out together,
not on a date, just friends.
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I feel, like, virtually nothing for you.
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Me too. Here. Let's have a seat.
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Here you go.
Oh, whoops. Not a date.
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- Eric!
- I'm sorry.
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Okay, uh, minor glitch.
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Let's let the good times roll.
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Isn't this nice?
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Okay, Kitty. Enough jawin'.
Drinks are only free for the first two hours.
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Oh, do you think
they have peach schnapps?
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Peach is my favorite schnapp.
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Hi. I'm Lyle, Housewares manager in Oshkosh.
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Hi. Eric, stock boy, Point Place.
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And this is my friend...
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Donna.
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We're not on a date, even though, I mean...
even though I did pay for her.
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But what can you do?
Tell me, Lyle. Are you here on a real date?
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Uh... Hey, that's Stewie. Stewie.
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Nice going. Scared off Lyle.
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Now we'll never meet Stewie.
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Eric, what is wrong with you?
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Hey, guy. Put your arm
around your date.
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- Oh, no, she's not my date...
- Oh, just shut up and take the picture.
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Ta-da!
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Quittin' time, chief?
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No.
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I devised a system
to streamline our operations.
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From now on, all orders
will be filed alphabetically.
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So the size of a customer's boobs?
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No longer a factor.
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You see, it saves time.
And time, my friend, is money.
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But money is not time.
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You'd think it would go both ways,
but it doesn't.
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Hey, Moby Dick called.
He wants his shrimp back.
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It's those hilarious jokes that
I miss so much since we broke up.
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So, uh...
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should I get us some punch or...
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Wait. Do you get the punch? Oh, no.
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How do we get the punch?
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Eric, stop it. You're being an ass.
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Well, why don't you just,
you know, get over it?
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I only said that because
I wanna be friends again.
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I mean, I wish we could pretend that
we were never boyfriend and girlfriend...
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and just, you know, be friends.
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Donna, it's hard.
It's not like being friends with Hyde, okay?
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I haven't, you know...
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touched his fun parts...
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well, on purpose.
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- We used to have a lot fun together.
- Yeah.
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Just like there used to be
shrimp in the world.
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- Okay.
- Hmm.
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Okay, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.
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When I get back, we're gonna
have a lot of fun together.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Hello.
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Hi, I'm Connie.
Pet Supplies, Sheboygan.
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You, uh, wanna dance?
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Oh, uh...
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Yeah, I'm kind of here
with someone so...
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Okay. Well, um,
maybe I'll see you around.
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Okay.
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- What the hell is wrong with you?
- Okay, you hurt my arm.
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She was a real looker.
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And for some reason
she talked to you.
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- Now go get her.
- What? No.
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Dad, Donna's here.
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Well, Donna's off having fun
while you're sittin' here being a big lump.
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Okay, first of all...
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you are way too involved
with my life, okay?
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And second of all, Donna's not having fun.
She's in the bathroom.
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That's not the bathroom.
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Now, go talk to that girl
before she comes to her senses...
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and wants nothing
to do with you.
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Oh, God. Your mother's doing shots
with Gladys from Housewares.
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Kitty, put it down.
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My wife left me. I don't cook.
I don't shop. I'm hungry.
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This place scares me,
and I like Salisbury steak.
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So you don't cook or shop,
and your idea of a nice meal...
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is gristly hamburger
smothered in goo?
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What woman could
let all that go?
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Hey, I've got an upside.
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Th-There are things.
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I know. You're a good guy...
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a good, old-fashioned,
out-of-touch, Stone Age guy.
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But, you know, there's
nothing wrong with you...
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that changing yourself
completely couldn't fix.
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Thank you.
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Here. In the meantime,
have a pretzel.
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- I can tell you haven't eaten anything.
- I am pretty hungry.
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Oh, never shop when you're hungry...
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'cause you'll end up at home
with 15 Salisbury steaks.
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Give me those.
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See, the problem is
I have a daughter at home.
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I think I'm gonna
have to start feeding her.
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I don't think I can do this.
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Of course you can't.
Lucky for you, I'm here.
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Now we just gotta find everything
you need to make a meat loaf.
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Wow. You're gonna
make me a meat loaf?
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No. You're gonna
make me a meat loaf.
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Okay, but sometimes
I burn myself on the oven.
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- I'm, uh... I'm Bob.
- Joanne.
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Now haul ass, Bob.
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- Oh.
- Oop. Oh, sorry. Sorry.
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Oh, Donna. Oh, oh.
So, are you having fun at the big ball?
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Um, yeah. You know,
at first I wasn't.
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- Eric was being really jerky and weird.
- Uh-huh.
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Well, he does that.
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If he gets me a glass of punch,
it's not like we have to sleep together.
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Well, it would have to be
pretty good punch.
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They have an open bar.
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Uh! I just wish Eric could relax.
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Well, um, I think he can.
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Oh. Oh. Oh, good for him.
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I'm... I'm glad.
He's dancing with a beautiful...
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skank!
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Well, I will say this
about Price Mart:
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They have wonderful balls.
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00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:23,220
Red, grab that centerpiece.
247
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,940
Oh, hey. Here's another.
248
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:29,140
Donna, honey, grab that centerpiece.
249
00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,620
Kitty, how many centerpieces do we need?
250
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:34,620
Red, they are center pieces!
251
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:45,140
- Okay, so don't lose my number, all right?
- All right.
252
00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:55,420
Eric, what the hell?
253
00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:58,780
- What?
- Why are you kissing her?
254
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:01,940
- You're on a date with me.
- It wasn't a date.
255
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:04,580
Well, it is now, you bastard!
256
00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:07,500
Now come open my car door for me
before I kick your ass!
257
00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,380
The Fotohut's cool.
258
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:16,060
Hyde, your job kicks ass.
259
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:19,780
Yeah. I never thought
I'd be a workingman, man.
260
00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:22,820
But, man, here I am...
261
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,860
working for the man.
262
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:27,100
And you know what, man?
263
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:29,540
I like the man.
264
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,620
Hey, thanks, man.
265
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:37,900
So, my probation officer
was sure happy I came by.
266
00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:42,540
He even wants to see me
for some additional years.
267
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,900
He's a good guy.
268
00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:48,540
Ugly, fat, whorey, old...
269
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:53,340
whorey, old, four-eyes, ugly, fat.
270
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:56,060
Oh, this one's kinda cute.
271
00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:59,460
I mean, for a fatty.
272
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,460
I mean, for a whore?
273
00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:07,180
Damn, Jackie! What do you want me to say?
274
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,860
That's it. I cannot work like this.
275
00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:13,980
Anyone who doesn't
have to be here must leave.
276
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,420
- Fez...
- I said, leave.
277
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:22,020
Damn, Fez. You've only
been here one day...
278
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,860
and you're already trying
to change everything.
279
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:29,300
Yeah. It's like we crossed into
some different dimension...
280
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,780
where we're in some kind of...
281
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,700
Fotohut.
282
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,460
It's eerie, man.
283
00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:41,340
And then you encourage him
and what happens?
284
00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:45,780
He ends up kissing a girl
while he's on a date with another girl.
285
00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:51,540
Once again, an open bar spells disaster
for the Forman family.
286
00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:56,340
Red, I am not drunk.
287
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:58,260
I am upset...
288
00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,180
and drunk.
289
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:05,500
All I know is that is not the way
to behave on a date.
290
00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:08,060
It wasn't a date.
291
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:10,060
Oh, please.
292
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:17,740
Good morning.
293
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:21,020
No. It was morning
when I got here, on time.
294
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,740
Now, put this on.
295
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:31,540
Clever, huh? Yes, very.
296
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:35,940
Fez...
297
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:38,580
Working here is about goofing off...
298
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,580
you know, creating a model of inefficiency.
299
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,500
You're ruining the Fotohut, man.
300
00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:45,460
And if you think I'm gonna stand idly by...
301
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:47,420
you're right, 'cause that's what I do here.
302
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:53,540
Oh, Hyde, you're here early.
303
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:58,020
Oh, slick uniform, man.
304
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,940
Is that how you spell Fotohut?
305
00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:02,900
Yes, but Hyde won't wear it.
306
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:08,740
- Something's gotta change around here, man.
- Amen.
307
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,060
I don't like what's goin' on here, man.
308
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:19,380
That little dude's
making us all look bad.
309
00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:25,340
- I'm afraid the boss is gonna fire me.
- Leo, you are the boss.
310
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:30,700
Did you fire him yet?
I'll take his shifts.
311
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,540
Hey, dude, man.
312
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:37,100
I think we decided
that you're fired.
313
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:39,180
Oh.
314
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:41,340
Well, that's a cold slap in the groin.
315
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:45,300
How am I supposed to afford
my new boots?
316
00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:47,780
Here. Just do what I do, man.
317
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:52,420
Just get some money out of the register
when the boss isn't lookin'.
318
00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:56,780
Once again, Leo, you are the boss.
319
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:58,900
And I'm not lookin'.
320
00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:17,660
- Hey, kissy-face.
- Ah, well.
321
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,900
If it isn't...
322
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:24,500
Kooky McShrimplover,
who doesn't know how she feels.
323
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,420
Comin' over here like everything's normal
and nothin' happened last night.
324
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,060
Yep. That's my Kooky McShrimplover.
325
00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:34,300
I know. I freaked out. I'm sorry.
326
00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:38,820
Well, that's a first.
327
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:43,780
Well, this is complicated, okay?
I mean, we do wanna be friends, right?
328
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:46,580
Yeah. I don't wanna be nothing.
329
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,580
Okay. Well, then,
maybe some rules will help.
330
00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:51,260
Like, when we're out on a date
that's not a date...
331
00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:54,780
- we can't make out with slutty girls.
- Uh-huh.
332
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:58,900
Or that could just
be a rule for me.
333
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,540
Yeah, I mean, Donna, feel free...
No. Feel encouraged...
334
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:04,100
to make out with all
the slutty girls you want.
335
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,140
What is this?
336
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:12,540
Is this...
Kissy girl's phone number?
337
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:15,380
Uh-huh.
338
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:17,340
Okay, see ya.
339
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:26,240
I got it. Her phone number is 729-36.
340
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,440
I think there are a couple
more numbers than that.
341
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,600
Really? Oh, yeah.
342
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,640
It's 729-36...
343
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,520
ampersand?
344
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,560
Maybe, but I just don't
really know how to dial that.
345
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,680
Just... Oh, yeah. That'd be hard.
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