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Oh, there's a woman in here
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Who couldn't afford a Persian rug,
so she painted one on her tiled floor.
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The magazine is
celebrating her ingenuity!
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Well, it sounds like
a creative solution.
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A creative solution would be a lobotomy
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to make one forget
they like nice things.
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It's all so bleak.
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Goodnight, John.
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Sleep well, sweetheart.
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David, could you turn that down, please?
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As if you think that's what I listen to!
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David, Alexis, turn the music down!
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- It's coming from the other side!
- What?
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Could you turn the music down, please?!
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Hello?! We're trying to sleep in here!
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Stop yelling!
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I'm trying to turn the music down!
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Stop banging on the wall!
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David, stop yelling at your father!
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Hello?!
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Why is everybody screaming?!
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Alexis, enough!
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The music's too loud!
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Then get them to turn it down!
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Well, that's what I'm trying to do!
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John.
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John!
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John, do you have any idea
what a terrible night's sleep
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does to one's face?
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What, you couldn't sleep?
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How could I sleep with that noise?!
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What noise? They turned it off.
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No, you... you just fell asleep,
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and stayed asleep with no
regard for my well being.
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Now my eyes are puffy. Are they puffy?
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No, they look like they
usually look, Moira.
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So now my eyes are usually puffy!
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Oh Moira, they're fine!
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These bags are like gypsy
caravans, packed to the brim!
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Oh my God, this can't be happening.
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All right, I'll take care of it.
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Could you turn the music down, please?!
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My wife hasn't slept all night!
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Oh! Hey, Johnny.
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- Roland!
- Hey, uh...
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- Yeah.
- What are you doing here?
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Well, we're, uh, doing
some renos on the uh, house,
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so we're gonna shack up
here until they're all done.
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Um honey, don't hog
all the hot water, okay?
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- Thank you.
- Jocelyn's here?
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Y-yeah, no, Johnny's here.
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Yeah, yes, I will say hi to him for you.
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Jocelyn says hi, John.
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You didn't hear us last night?
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- Nope.
- Banging away?
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Now, whatever you and
the missus do after hours,
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that's your business, not mine.
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On the walls Roland, with our fists!
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And if you're into that kind of
stuff, that doesn't bother me at all.
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- All right, stop, stop!
- That is fine. What?
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- Stop it! What are you doing here?!
- Oh!
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I told you, our basement flooded.
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You said "renovations."
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Yes... renovations, because
our basement flooded!
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What? Yes, you're
absolutely right, honey,
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it is time that we
asked Johnny to leave.
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So Johnny, I think you should...
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Is Jocelyn really there?
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Did you hear that, sweetheart?
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He doesn't think you're really
here. Would you please tell him?
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- Thank you! Satisfied?
- Jocelyn?
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Okay look, Johnny, unless
you have a warrant, okay?
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Jocelyn and I are gonna
be shutting our door now.
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- Jocelyn?
- Okay, that's fine.
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So you think Jocelyn's
at the root of this?
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Yeah well, I think obviously
they... they... they... they had a...
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they had a fight, Moira.
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You know, I just don't know
how she puts up with him.
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And now he's living next door.
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I've never pretended to like this motel,
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but at least it provided
a buffer between us,
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- and those people!
- Yeah...
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How long do you think he'll be here?
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Well, I hate to think.
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Oh God, this is the
last thing we need, John.
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We're barely hanging on as it is!
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Well, what does that mean,
Moira? "We're barely hanging on?!"
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I mean living in a space this
limited, is trying enough on a marriage
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without having Roland
wallowing next door.
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This is going to bring
us to a breaking point!
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Oh Moira, it's not gonna
bring us to the breaking point.
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I think we've done an amazing
job since we've been here.
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I mean, I barely remember
an argument between us!
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That's my point.
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In a room this tiny,
we've just got to ignore
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the little irritants of the
other, or you'd go insane!
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Little irritants? What uh...
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What little irritants?
I have little irritants?
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Yes, we all do.
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Peccadilloes, cloying habits.
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Like what, for instance?
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All right, John. I...
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I drink a little too much tea sometimes.
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And that's it for you? You uh...
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You drink tea?
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Well, it calms me, so
I suppose you would say
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that's because I'm inclined
to get nervous or insecure.
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No, I would say you're
sometimes a little defensive,
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and uh, perhaps a tad paranoid.
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That would only be after you've taken
that condescending father tone with me.
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- Father tone?
- There it is.
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You think I have a father tone?
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John, I wish you could hear yourself
talk. But of course you never do.
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And that's the other thing I
guess, I never listen to myself?
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Look, it's by not engaging
in this kind of tit-for-tat
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that we keep our marriage afloat.
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And you have no faults,
other than drinking tea?!
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John, I just admitted that
I can get a little defensive.
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But only when you act like a big child!
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I act like a child?
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Yes John, and now is not the time
for you to throw one of your tantrums!
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Moira, of the two of us,
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I'm not the one who throws tantrums!
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I will not engage.
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I do not want to see
him get the better of us.
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And I'm sorry, obviously
this has worked you up
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into some kind of... fit of pique.
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Okay, you know what?
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I need some air.
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That's another thing Mr. Rose,
you never finish your fights.
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Oh, this one's finished!
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Stevie, you look like you would know
about affordable housing. Is this legit?
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Uh... it's an ad for an apartment.
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I know, it's cute though, right?
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I wouldn't really describe any
apartment as cute in this town.
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Hi...
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Um, hi.
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There's a collection of undershirts
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hang drying outside of my room.
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Um, is there any way
they could be removed,
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or is there like, a Texas Chainsaw movie
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being filmed out there
that I'm not aware of?
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Actually, Roland is
staying here for a few days.
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- Ew.
- That's disgusting.
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What's going on over
here? Let me see that.
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What is this?
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"Charming studio apartment
for rent in lower SC."
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What's "lower SC?" I thought this
town was just one long street.
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I am thinking about getting a place.
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I have some money coming
in, and it's just...
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It's not really a cute look to
be this age, and live at home.
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No offense, David.
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Okay, it's not like I have
a lot of say in the matter.
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M'kay well, you're a full grown man,
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- who's much older than me,
- Hmmm.
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- living at home. So it's just a little
- Mm-hmm.
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- bit embarrassing.
- Mmm, "available immediately."
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I wonder if you could move out tonight?
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Uh no, because I'm gonna be using my
half of the room as a guest bedroom.
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Ooh, better yet, you could sublet it.
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I'm sure there's plenty of vagrants
looking for temporary housing.
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Speaking of which, David,
I'm gonna need you to come
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and look at the apartment with me.
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Okay, why would I do that?
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Because David, as an
attractive, single female,
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I don't feel comfortable going
to look at an apartment by myself!
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Well, what if the person
who's showing you the apartment
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is like, a super cute
single real estate guy?
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Mmmm... that person
doesn't exist in this town.
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Okay, well, if that's the case,
then David, you have to come with me.
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And if I like the place,
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then you can have the whole
motel room to yourself, okay?
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Okay.
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She's nuts. Um, if you could...
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just figure out the undershirt
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situation, there's just so many
of them, and it's a lot for me.
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- Bye!
- You know, for my eyes.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Hey, Johnny.
- Oh, Jocelyn. Hi.
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- How are you?
- Fine, thank you.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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I couldn't help but notice
that you seemed a little...
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sad sack-y today.
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Sad sack-y?
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Well, maybe that's
because your husband is
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occupying the room
next to us at the motel.
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I thought he might end up there.
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That's where we had our honeymoon.
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Had a lot of great times in that room.
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I don't think this is one of them.
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He was playing "Don't Cry Out Loud",
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loud at two in the morning.
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I'm so sorry.
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It's our wedding song.
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It was actually the first
song that we ever made...
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Okay, I really don't
need the details on that.
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Listen, I would ask you to sit,
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- but I... I am not...
- Absolutely, yes!
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So...
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- you two are
- Yeah.
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- going through a little bit of a thing?
- Had a tiff, and uh,
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I just said, I need some space.
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Well, I'm glad you have your space,
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and I'm glad Roland has his space,
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I'll tell you who's now
having a major problem
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- with their space.
- Okay, Johnny.
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Sometimes it's a lot
easier to blame others
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than it is to maybe
kinda turn it inwards
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on ourselves, isn't it?
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Meaning...
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Well, it's kinda obvious that you and
Moira are a little bit rocky right now.
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No, no, things are not rocky.
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Things are not rocky, and if they
are, it's because your husband
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- is driving us insane!
- So you're telling me that
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there are no issues
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- between you two right now?
- No! No! No issues.
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Well, by "issues," if
you mean p-peccadilloes,
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- if you mean little irritants.
- Mmmm.
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Maybe.
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- Uh-huh.
- But uh no, we're...
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- we're good.
- Good.
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Err, right this way.
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As you can see, it's light and breezy.
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And by breezy, I mean there's
a slight but steady draft
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I'm told you only notice in the winter.
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This is so cute for me.
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Oh, and there's a lovely window here
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through which you can
see all of the town.
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The cafe, the garage,
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a tree of some kind just uh, over there.
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This is cute, right?
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I think this is super cute.
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Wait, is it cute?
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'Cause I know that it's
light, and spacious, and...
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airy in here, but I just
wasn't sure if it was cute.
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Oh, it's cute.
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Are these original moldings?
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Yes, but we can rip those out.
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Okay well, I'm the one that
should be asking the questions.
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Okay, be my guest.
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Okay, so...
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When does um...
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Is this a functioning fireplace?
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Yes, we found an incinerated
squirrel carcass there last week.
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00:11:49,339 --> 00:11:51,655
- Ah.
- Um, what are you doing, David?
247
00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:53,715
You wanted my help, so I'm helping.
248
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,596
Mm, okay.
249
00:11:55,607 --> 00:11:56,807
What's the rent?
250
00:11:56,818 --> 00:12:00,172
Uh, they want $275, but
I think they're dreaming.
251
00:12:00,183 --> 00:12:01,884
- A week?
- No, no, no, a month.
252
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,929
But again, I think
we can talk them down.
253
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:09,041
Wait, $275 a month for this? That's
cheaper than my P.O. Box in New York.
254
00:12:09,588 --> 00:12:11,165
Do you think I should take it?
255
00:12:12,887 --> 00:12:15,934
Well, I mean, it is... it is very old.
256
00:12:16,887 --> 00:12:20,122
I think that I would like
to see the lease agreement.
257
00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:21,406
I thought you'd never ask!
258
00:12:23,148 --> 00:12:26,595
Ugh, you know, it actually kind
of reminds me of your old um...
259
00:12:26,606 --> 00:12:28,960
office space that you
had in the West Village.
260
00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:31,100
- Mm-hmm.
- Remember?
261
00:12:31,111 --> 00:12:33,650
- Yep!
- So cute.
262
00:12:34,259 --> 00:12:38,140
You know what I think brought
all this on? That darn election!
263
00:12:38,151 --> 00:12:41,119
It's really hard on couples.
I mean, don't get me wrong,
264
00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:43,542
I really appreciate how
involved Roland wants to be
265
00:12:43,558 --> 00:12:45,838
in my campaign, it's
just that sometimes,
266
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,339
he can be sooo...
267
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,991
- Irritating? Obnoxious?
- No. I was gonna say sensitive.
268
00:12:51,002 --> 00:12:52,857
- Oh, sensitive.
- Especially when I wanna
269
00:12:52,868 --> 00:12:54,365
do something on my own.
270
00:12:54,376 --> 00:12:58,479
Ohhh! Do you really think
he's obnoxious and irritating?
271
00:12:58,490 --> 00:13:01,253
No! No, no, no, I was
just trying to imagine
272
00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:05,213
- what you know, you were feeling, no.
- Well, I feel frustrated a lot.
273
00:13:05,224 --> 00:13:07,948
You know, you try to have a
rational conversation with him,
274
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:11,463
and he just gets all
like, stubborn and selfish.
275
00:13:11,474 --> 00:13:13,152
And then he acts like
you're the one behaving like
276
00:13:13,163 --> 00:13:15,544
- a child! Right? Yeah, exactly.
- Exactly!
277
00:13:15,555 --> 00:13:18,724
Words get... get used,
and twisted around,
278
00:13:18,735 --> 00:13:20,939
and yet, he uses that against you.
279
00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:23,846
- Yes, that is so Roland!
- And you get the reputation
280
00:13:23,857 --> 00:13:29,377
for being hot-headed, and he
gets to push every button he can!
281
00:13:29,388 --> 00:13:31,528
You are so right!
282
00:13:31,995 --> 00:13:34,936
You know, I thought that I
might be ready to forgive him,
283
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:38,067
but I think he needs a couple
more nights at that motel.
284
00:13:40,209 --> 00:13:43,333
But, on the other hand...
285
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:49,025
maybe it's through your forgiveness
that you teach him a lesson.
286
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,747
Right, and... and the
sooner you forgive him,
287
00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:54,954
then... then the better
it's gonna be for... for you.
288
00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:01,065
Roland!
289
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,477
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
290
00:14:04,826 --> 00:14:07,729
Oh! Moira, this isn't a good time, um...
291
00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:10,175
Jocelyn and I are about to make brunch.
292
00:14:10,186 --> 00:14:11,820
You can give up the act.
293
00:14:11,831 --> 00:14:13,389
You and I need to talk.
294
00:14:16,666 --> 00:14:19,526
Close the door honey, will you?
You're lettin' my flies out.
295
00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:26,250
Ugh! It's time for you
to go home and apologize.
296
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,693
Oh, okay.
297
00:14:29,173 --> 00:14:31,008
I'll do that. Um...
298
00:14:31,501 --> 00:14:34,089
Just one question. Where's Johnny?
299
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,614
I imagine he's at work.
300
00:14:36,178 --> 00:14:38,474
'Cause he seemed pretty
angry this morning.
301
00:14:39,381 --> 00:14:41,982
I don't know, maybe you need
to go home and apologize.
302
00:14:44,005 --> 00:14:45,996
Sorry sweetheart, these
walls are pretty thin.
303
00:14:46,007 --> 00:14:47,582
Oh yes, I know.
304
00:14:47,962 --> 00:14:51,782
The only reason John and I had
words is because we were exhausted,
305
00:14:51,802 --> 00:14:54,197
- from being kept up all night!
- Mmm.
306
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:58,395
It seems someone in the motel was
playing loud music until 4 A.M.!
307
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:02,618
I'm sorry, are you
complaining about the quality
308
00:15:02,629 --> 00:15:06,717
of the free lodging that I
arranged for you this past year?
309
00:15:06,728 --> 00:15:09,181
I think we're very
courteous guests, Roland,
310
00:15:09,192 --> 00:15:11,357
and have tried to
contribute to this town,
311
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,170
in whatever way we could.
312
00:15:13,353 --> 00:15:17,219
This town, which is quite
frankly, woefully mismanaged.
313
00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:20,292
Oh, ugh, ew! I hate that!
314
00:15:20,303 --> 00:15:25,274
Eww! That is just the kind of
arrogance that I can't stand!
315
00:15:25,285 --> 00:15:28,420
You come in here, and you
think you know everything!
316
00:15:28,431 --> 00:15:30,665
Oooh! Ohhhh!
317
00:15:30,676 --> 00:15:35,117
No, but I think if I was in your
position, I would be open to new ideas.
318
00:15:35,128 --> 00:15:38,741
Oh! Right! Of course you would.
319
00:15:38,752 --> 00:15:41,290
- I would!
- Sure. Hah! Yeah. Mmmm...
320
00:15:41,301 --> 00:15:46,069
Hello, everyone! I'm Moira
Rose, and I know famous people,
321
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:49,252
so I really can't talk
to the common folk.
322
00:15:49,263 --> 00:15:51,240
Excuse me all, coming through!
323
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:55,125
So I'm assuming this place
comes fully furnished?
324
00:15:57,844 --> 00:16:00,247
No, this is all completely staged.
325
00:16:00,258 --> 00:16:03,679
Hmm, it must be very expensive
to furnish a place like this.
326
00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:05,578
Ah, not really if you
get it second hand.
327
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,703
Or uh, maybe you get
up early on Tuesdays,
328
00:16:07,714 --> 00:16:11,210
which is garbage day, and
find a discarded couch or sofa.
329
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:14,544
Mm-hmm, um well, you know what, I
don't even really need that much stuff.
330
00:16:14,555 --> 00:16:18,406
I kinda like the
minimalist look anyway, so.
331
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:22,518
It's very quiet in here, Ray,
it's like, alarmingly quiet.
332
00:16:22,529 --> 00:16:25,531
The apartment was soundproofed
by the previous owner.
333
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:28,385
But the irony is the people
next door are completely deaf,
334
00:16:28,396 --> 00:16:31,153
so you could literally scream for
hours, and no one would hear you.
335
00:16:33,943 --> 00:16:35,267
Did you hear that?
336
00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:38,647
You could scream for hours,
and no one would hear you.
337
00:16:38,658 --> 00:16:42,006
Okay well, think about how much
fun that will be for parties, David.
338
00:16:42,554 --> 00:16:44,653
Um, and what about parking?
339
00:16:45,124 --> 00:16:47,207
Okay, you don't... you
don't even have a car!
340
00:16:47,218 --> 00:16:49,115
Oh my god, if you want
the place so badly, David,
341
00:16:49,126 --> 00:16:51,229
- why don't you just say it?!
- Who says I want it?
342
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,440
So you don't want it?
343
00:16:53,977 --> 00:16:55,247
- No.
- So if I said that
344
00:16:55,258 --> 00:16:57,477
I didn't want the place, you
wouldn't... you wouldn't want it?
345
00:16:57,488 --> 00:17:00,316
- Okay, so you don't want the place?
- Okay, I'm just trying to figure out if
346
00:17:00,327 --> 00:17:01,863
- you want the place!
- Oh, okay, okay.
347
00:17:01,874 --> 00:17:04,273
I think I know what all
the hesitation is about.
348
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:07,286
Yes, someone did take their
own life in this space,
349
00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:09,570
but the good news is, we've
replaced the ceiling fan,
350
00:17:09,581 --> 00:17:10,833
it's now a break-away model.
351
00:17:10,844 --> 00:17:13,293
And to answer your question,
yes, there is parking.
352
00:17:13,304 --> 00:17:15,763
Uh, oh, and they also allow cats.
353
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:21,041
Oh? Oh? You wanna drop the gloves?
Let's drop the gloves, Roland.
354
00:17:21,052 --> 00:17:24,219
You are an emotionally stunted,
self absorbed man-child.
355
00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:26,029
You lord this counterfeit power of yours
356
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,268
over others like a schoolyard bully!
357
00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:31,114
Okay, well you're a
phony baloney blowhard,
358
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:34,405
who's desperately scared of being
thought of as a regular person!
359
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:36,104
I used to be a regular person!
360
00:17:36,115 --> 00:17:39,564
You're just a stuck up pencil
skirt with clown makeup,
361
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:41,888
and a janitor's mop on your head!
362
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:46,915
You are an inexplicably cocky imbecile!
363
00:17:46,926 --> 00:17:49,176
Your marriage is as
blighted as this town,
364
00:17:49,187 --> 00:17:51,551
and you have no one
to blame but yourself!
365
00:17:51,778 --> 00:17:53,555
- Whoa...
- Oh.
366
00:17:53,566 --> 00:17:55,514
- Well, hold on.
- I went too far.
367
00:17:55,525 --> 00:17:56,817
- Yeah.
- Well...
368
00:17:56,828 --> 00:17:58,684
- Well, I mean, come on.
- In the spirit of things.
369
00:17:58,695 --> 00:18:00,912
Yeah but still, that was kind of...
370
00:18:01,075 --> 00:18:02,344
over the line.
371
00:18:04,132 --> 00:18:05,640
I like Jocelyn,
372
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:09,087
And I know you two have a
very special relationship.
373
00:18:10,234 --> 00:18:12,798
Well, we... I mean, we
have our differences.
374
00:18:12,809 --> 00:18:14,159
Oh God, who doesn't?
375
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,995
I was... I was just riffing.
376
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:55,845
John?
377
00:18:56,727 --> 00:18:59,439
Oh sweetheart, I
didn't mean to wake you.
378
00:19:00,823 --> 00:19:02,791
Don't hear any music next door.
379
00:19:02,802 --> 00:19:04,970
No, I think he tuckered himself out.
380
00:19:04,981 --> 00:19:07,450
Oh, well, that's good, that's good.
381
00:19:07,461 --> 00:19:11,431
I suppose he just needed
to spout off for a while.
382
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,049
Yeah well, Jocelyn will
be glad to hear that.
383
00:19:14,435 --> 00:19:16,363
She just came to pick him up.
384
00:19:16,841 --> 00:19:18,456
- Really?
- Yeah.
385
00:19:18,474 --> 00:19:21,416
I think she just needed some alone time,
386
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:23,024
you know, to clear her head.
387
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,134
That's understandable.
388
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,659
Hmm.
389
00:19:27,362 --> 00:19:31,347
It's unfortunate they can't
communicate those needs to each other.
390
00:19:31,794 --> 00:19:34,802
Yeah well, they don't have what we have.
391
00:19:36,854 --> 00:19:38,640
I can't argue with that.
392
00:19:43,489 --> 00:19:47,295
I thought you said Jocelyn
came back to make up!
393
00:19:47,837 --> 00:19:49,138
She did!
394
00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:51,681
That happens to be their wedding song.
395
00:20:00,778 --> 00:20:03,052
Just admit that you wanted the place.
396
00:20:04,643 --> 00:20:06,092
I was just asking questions
397
00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:07,544
to help you make the right decision.
398
00:20:07,555 --> 00:20:09,322
Well, you're a terrible liar, David.
399
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,854
It's a pretty good deal, though.
400
00:20:11,746 --> 00:20:13,692
Seriously though, would
you wanna live in a house
401
00:20:13,703 --> 00:20:15,386
where someone killed themselves?
402
00:20:15,397 --> 00:20:16,768
I could almost guarantee you
403
00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:18,638
that someone's killed
themselves in this room.
404
00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:20,264
Ew, David!
405
00:20:21,065 --> 00:20:23,258
- Okay, good night.
- Good night.
406
00:20:24,638 --> 00:20:25,971
Ugh!
407
00:20:31,937 --> 00:20:34,517
You know, sometimes
at night, I see things.
408
00:20:35,306 --> 00:20:37,200
Oh my God, David!
409
00:20:37,543 --> 00:20:39,923
Yeah, yeah. Like...
410
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,685
dark things.
411
00:20:42,548 --> 00:20:45,821
Like sometimes there's this old
woman that paces back and forth
412
00:20:45,832 --> 00:20:49,236
by your bed, waving her
hands over your face.
413
00:20:51,323 --> 00:20:54,115
I don't think her bony fingers
ever touch your mouth, though.
414
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,762
Mom?
415
00:20:56,773 --> 00:20:58,794
Do you ever wake up with chapped lips?
416
00:21:00,797 --> 00:21:02,043
Dad!
417
00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:03,367
Dad's dead.
418
00:21:03,378 --> 00:21:05,753
Ohh, you're such a dick, David!
419
00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:14,642
Stop!
420
00:21:15,298 --> 00:21:18,363
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421
00:21:18,374 --> 00:21:20,773
This is the number that we are after.
422
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:28,000
Now if you'll excuse us, we
have another meeting to get to.
423
00:21:28,011 --> 00:21:29,327
We're in our store.
424
00:21:29,338 --> 00:21:30,879
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