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- No, no, no! No, no, no!
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- No! Noooo!
- What?
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- My bag! It's gone!
- What bag?
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- My brown bag!
- What brown bag?
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You had a room full of
brown bags back home,
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which brown bag?!
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My crocodile bag, the
one my mother gave me!
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Oh, it's in the closet,
next to my briefcase.
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That's an ostrich bag.
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Okay, just calm down, breathe, breathe.
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Breathe... breathe!
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Okay... David!
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David must've taken it, along
with my last molecule of hope!
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Oh Moira, David only took his own bags.
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Are you kidding?! I bet
he's pawned it by now,
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to pay for manicures.
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What possible sense would it make for David
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to take one of your bags?
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It doesn't... oh towels, great.
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Mrs. Rose, you got out of bed.
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Humph!
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Sorry, am I interrupting something?
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No, no, we're just, we're looking for
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something valuable, and um...
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- Your son?
- Well, no,
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a brown bag, as a matter of fact.
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Well... our son, yes.
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Has anyone heard from David?
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Oh, to be so naive!
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He's long gone, darling,
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escaped, and left us all behind.
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Okay, well uh...
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I've put in some calls to some people,
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just to get the word out.
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Well, that's very nice.
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That's, very nice Stevie,
thank you very much.
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That's, very considerate,
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because I know you and David had a...
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Intimate uh, relationship.
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Okay, I just came to drop off the towels,
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and check in, so.
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Is that Stevie?
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Can you ask her if she
has any extra bedspreads?
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I'm still here!
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Oh! Okay, then come
here then, please, for a sec?
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Yeah, um, come in.
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Hey, does this place have
any king sized sheets?
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Alexis, what the hell are you doing?!
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Just giving myself some more space.
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There's a lot going on
in my life right now.
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Like, Ted keeps harassing me for an answer
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to the whole, am I gonna marry him thing,
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and then there's the whole Mutt issue,
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which is very complicated, and sexy,
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so I'm just, I don't know what to do.
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I take it you haven't heard from David.
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Okay, yeah, fine.
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And David's missing. So...
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yeah, well, he's missing.
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Well, I can't find him, so
what would you say he is?
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Okay, you know what? You know what?!
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I don't think your mother
would appreciate you
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speaking to me in that way!
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Well, I'm-I'm sorry for your loss.
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Oh! What'd they say!
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Nothing, and I'm getting nervous, Moira.
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Don't worry, he's fine.
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It's not the first time David's run away,
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remember all those troubled
years in high school,
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when he'd charter the
jet without permission?
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Yes, but he has no money.
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Oh, he does now.
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If there's one thing David knows,
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it's the street value of a woman's bag.
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Okay, you know what, can we
stop talking about that bag
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for five minutes, the
bag, the bag, and the bag!
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John, it's an heirloom, my
great grandmother took it
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from her husband when she left him,
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and it has been passed
down through all the women
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in my family, as emergency currency,
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in case we need to leave our husbands
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in the middle of the night.
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Oh, well, that's reassuring.
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You don't have to worry darling,
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I'll never need it.
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But you know Alexis will!
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Yeah, more than once, probably.
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I love that bag.
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And I've kept it safe all these years.
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And now John, it's out there,
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- frightened, and alone...
- Okay, okay.
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We'll find it, we'll find your bag.
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- We'll find your bag, Moira.
- Oh, we better, please!
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- Yes, we will.
- Please!
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Hey, uh, I really shouldn't come in.
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Actually, you're standing
in my living room,
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- you let yourself in.
- Yeah, no, I know.
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Um, so, about the other night...
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- Uh huh.
- Oh! Mm!
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That night. Um... that was super fun.
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I'd say it was the most fun I had all year.
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Yeah, it was super fun.
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Actually, I wouldn't mind
having a little more fun,
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- right now.
- Okay...
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And I love hearing you say that.
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It's just that, when we got together,
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um, I thought my family was leaving.
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- Uh huh.
- And now we're not. So...
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I would love to feel
worse about your parents
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not selling the town, but...
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Hmm, it's just, it's so tragic,
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'cause my mom is in this like, waking coma,
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and my dad has developed more of a stutter,
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and uh, because we're not leaving,
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things are a little bit
complicated with Ted.
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I thought things were done with Ted.
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Me too.
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But apparently, he was misinformed.
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- By who?
- By me.
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Okay.
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Until that whole thing
kinda works itself out,
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I have a moral obligation to Ted.
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You hands are so...
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Soft for someone who does
nothing but manual labor.
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Thanks, I make sure to moisturize.
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Mm, that's so important. So important.
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Listen... I can wait.
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Thank you.
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- Uh huh.
- So um...
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So, you look really good today.
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Oh, hello, Roses.
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What, are you here to tell
me Alexis has skipped town
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with my lawn mower?!
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Roland, these people have
literally hit rock bottom,
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they're not in the mood
for your jokes right now.
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She is.
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Look, I've been on the phone all morning
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with missing persons, and just wondering
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if you've heard anything?
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No. Come in, come on in.
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I can't imagine the
stress of losing a child.
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Oh, I haven't lost him, i
know exactly where he is.
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He's enjoying happy hour
at the viceroy without me.
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It's been three days without any contact.
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Johnny, you wouldn't know this,
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but statistics tell us
you have a 48 hour window
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before you can assume somebody is dead.
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Yeah, I just said it's been three days.
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Then do we call off the search?
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Oh my God!
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I'll get it.
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Roland Schitt.
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Yes.
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Yes!
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Yes!
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Oh-oh. Okay.
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Uh-huh, yeah.
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I'm good, how about you?
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Terrific. Great, where?
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Uh-huh.
Uhhhh-huh!
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I got it, great, we'll see
you there this afternoon.
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Bye. Well, good news, folks!
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They found the truck.
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And David.
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- Well, that didn't come up.
- Well, didn't you ask?
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Johnny, they were all
excited about telling me
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they found the truck, so...
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- Call him back!
- Call him back. Now!
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Call him back!
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Well, I
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I don't have the number,
I've got the address.
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I'm sure David is with
the truck, right, Roland?
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Well, I think they would've told me if
there's a dead body with the truck, honey.
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- Oh!
- Just give us the address!
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Give me the address!
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- Did they mention bags?
- Well, no talk of bags.
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Were there bags in the truck?
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My best friend in kindergarten ran away,
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and her parents didn't notice,
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and she ended up getting
adopted by this really rich
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Asian family in Vancouver,
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but then they had their own kid,
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so she kind of got neglected a bit,
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and I can't remember whether she's back
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on the streets now, or...
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You know, and he took
his hair straightener,
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which he knows that i
use more than he does.
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This whole thing is just very selfish.
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Alexis!
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Ted! Oh my God, hi.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Um... I've been calling.
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I know, I know. But
everything's just been so hectic,
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what with David missing,
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and like, I haven't been sleeping,
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and I haven't been eating, and...
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You just ordered the parfait.
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And I just keep picturing
him at the bottom of a lake.
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Oh, no, that guy was
like, a known alcoholic,
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and they pulled him out a week ago.
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Thank God you're here!
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Of course, I've been trying
to be here more for you,
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but I guess my texts
haven't been getting through,
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or maybe I'm sending them wrong?
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That's so sweet.
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Uh, here.
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Listen.
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I don't want to apply any pressure
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to the whole marriage thing, but...
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Thank you, Ted, 'cause
it's so hard to focus
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on something like that right now.
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And I totally understand that.
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It's just... you had said that you wanted
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to get married if you weren't leaving town,
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and you didn't leave town, so...
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Mm-hmm,
mm-hmm.
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And I totally get that.
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Technically though, someone did leave,
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and so the dust just hasn't really settled
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on the whole... us leaving thing.
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- Yet.
- Right.
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But obviously I want to be with you!
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I'm just so scared.
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What, about David, or about being with...
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Yeah, that.
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All we know is the truck ran
out of gas on an amish farm.
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So David has been living on
an amish farm for three days?
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We think so.
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I really hope you're right.
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Stevie dear,
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now don't take this the wrong way,
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but, is this car your home?
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Excuse me?
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I take it you're finished
with this sandwich.
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Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
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Oh yeah! Um, but there's
donuts under the seat,
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those are still good.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Alexis, we think we found your brother!
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Come on!
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I'm just super tired from walking, though.
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Babe, you're tired because
you were stressed about David,
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but they found him, you should go.
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Alexis!
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I know!
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This is exactly what David wants.
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All of us worried, and driving around
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in some tin can looking for him.
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It's a tactic. It's subterfuge.
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Oh, you could be jumping
to conclusions, Moira.
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I taught him everything he knows.
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He shouldn't have left me behind,
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that was never part of the plan.
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Oh my God, ever since David left,
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you two have been so dramatic.
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Do I have to remind you of the time
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that I was taken hostage
on David geffen's yacht
260
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by Somali pirates for a week,
261
00:11:37,668 --> 00:11:39,864
and nobody answered my texts?!
262
00:11:39,889 --> 00:11:42,105
I had just had my eyelashes dyed,
263
00:11:42,130 --> 00:11:43,349
everything was cloudy!
264
00:11:43,374 --> 00:11:46,263
Okay, can we all focus here? For a moment?!
265
00:11:46,528 --> 00:11:50,197
David has spent the last
three days on a farm.
266
00:11:50,574 --> 00:11:52,342
With the amish!
267
00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:14,003
Ugh!
268
00:12:23,287 --> 00:12:24,320
Oh!
269
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Thank God.
270
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David!
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David!
272
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David, I'm here!
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David, it's us!
274
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I know!
275
00:12:39,094 --> 00:12:41,362
David, come here, please!
276
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Stop yelling, "David!" You come here!
277
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We've come to take you home!
278
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Three days later!
279
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Nobody knew where you were!
280
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And your phone was off!
281
00:12:51,442 --> 00:12:53,622
I texted Alexis!
282
00:12:55,396 --> 00:12:57,647
Wha? I'm sorry for not responding to like,
283
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one text, David!
284
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I was worried sick, dear!
"Where's David, or his bags?"
285
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- David?
- What?!
286
00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:10,762
- Okay, you remember Mutt?
- Yeah!
287
00:13:10,787 --> 00:13:12,855
Okay, it's gotten more complicated!
288
00:13:13,063 --> 00:13:14,537
What happened?
289
00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:17,310
- We slept together!
- Ooh...
290
00:13:17,613 --> 00:13:21,582
Okay Alexis, we can talk
about this on the ride home.
291
00:13:21,962 --> 00:13:24,897
David, let us help you with your bags!
292
00:13:24,922 --> 00:13:27,239
What if I'm not ready to come home?!
293
00:13:27,946 --> 00:13:30,114
- There's a bug on your dress.
- Ew!
294
00:13:30,547 --> 00:13:31,681
Ugh! Oh!
295
00:13:37,162 --> 00:13:40,297
Miriam makes the most delicious butter.
296
00:13:40,332 --> 00:13:43,801
Yeah, I mean, she starts
pounding that cream
297
00:13:43,826 --> 00:13:45,827
about a half hour too early in the morning,
298
00:13:45,861 --> 00:13:47,896
but it tastes exactly
like the butter we had
299
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,497
at the Ritz in Paris,
you know, that sort of...
300
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Salt-less butter.
301
00:13:51,671 --> 00:13:55,012
Well, once again, thank
you for nurturing our David
302
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during such a difficult time.
303
00:13:57,241 --> 00:14:00,510
Well, we should be thanking you for coming.
304
00:14:00,928 --> 00:14:02,462
We've spent two sleepless nights,
305
00:14:02,487 --> 00:14:04,021
wondering what would happen if nobody came.
306
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Would we be stuck with him?!
307
00:14:07,199 --> 00:14:10,635
Oh, my baby! Thank you, thank you!
308
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:12,595
I would give you a gratuity, but...
309
00:14:12,701 --> 00:14:14,669
I'm short about a million this week.
310
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:18,129
David's stay here has taught
us some valuable lessons
311
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- in patience, forgiveness...
- Restraint.
312
00:14:24,551 --> 00:14:28,221
Well it seems you've taken very
good care of our possessions,
313
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I hope it wasn't too much of an imposition.
314
00:14:31,567 --> 00:14:34,602
You know, I'm not sure I'm
even ready to come home yet.
315
00:14:34,924 --> 00:14:38,402
And yet your time with
us has come to an end.
316
00:14:38,427 --> 00:14:39,716
Okay.
317
00:14:39,741 --> 00:14:41,801
These three days you spent with us David,
318
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will remain in our memories for many days,
319
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and many, many, many nights.
320
00:14:46,324 --> 00:14:48,692
Thank you for your kindness,
321
00:14:48,717 --> 00:14:51,716
when no one else showed me kindness.
322
00:14:51,828 --> 00:14:54,029
And compassion, when no one else showed...
323
00:14:54,054 --> 00:14:56,005
Excuse me son, uh...
324
00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:59,777
I imagine it's customary
for strangers to partake
325
00:14:59,802 --> 00:15:02,170
in a good, old fashioned amish lunch?
326
00:15:02,195 --> 00:15:03,332
Not always.
327
00:15:04,002 --> 00:15:05,067
Have a safe trip.
328
00:15:06,242 --> 00:15:08,610
Oh! Okay.
329
00:15:08,644 --> 00:15:11,638
Thank you. Thanks.
330
00:15:12,305 --> 00:15:14,406
Yeah, thank-thank you.
331
00:15:14,432 --> 00:15:16,433
Where are we?
332
00:15:22,072 --> 00:15:25,074
Do you know how many times
I've had to apologize to Roland?
333
00:15:25,099 --> 00:15:28,066
You can't just leave with
other people's trucks, David!
334
00:15:28,091 --> 00:15:29,497
What were you thinking?
335
00:15:29,668 --> 00:15:34,778
What you did was impulsive,
capricious and melodramatic.
336
00:15:35,153 --> 00:15:36,361
But it was also wrong.
337
00:15:36,386 --> 00:15:39,408
Okay, nobody freaked out
when Alexis went missing!
338
00:15:39,487 --> 00:15:41,685
I didn't go missing, David.
339
00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:44,012
The FBI knew where I was the entire time.
340
00:15:44,046 --> 00:15:45,346
All right listen, the important thing is,
341
00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:46,838
we have David back,
342
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:50,399
we have your bag back, and
here we are, all together.
343
00:15:51,002 --> 00:15:52,189
What bag?
344
00:15:53,122 --> 00:15:55,290
You stole my bag, David.
345
00:15:55,324 --> 00:15:56,705
That bag?
346
00:15:56,730 --> 00:15:59,672
That bag looks like it hasn't
been used in a hundred years,
347
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:00,674
so I put my toiletries in it.
348
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,948
Why would you think that
i would steal that bag?
349
00:16:02,973 --> 00:16:05,760
I don't know David, why
did you steal my eyeliner?
350
00:16:05,785 --> 00:16:08,385
That was a phase in high school!
351
00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:12,143
Now, did you come for me,
or did you come for that bag?
352
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,721
- This was my grandmother's bag!
- We came for you!
353
00:16:14,746 --> 00:16:17,916
I hitchhiked, in the middle of the night,
354
00:16:18,214 --> 00:16:19,955
wearing all black!
355
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,417
I was basically asking to get hit by a car!
356
00:16:22,451 --> 00:16:23,814
Why?
357
00:16:23,846 --> 00:16:26,633
You told me that Diane
Sawyer gave you that bag,
358
00:16:26,658 --> 00:16:27,728
and that it was fake.
359
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,408
I didn't want you taking it.
360
00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:31,869
Okay, because I have told a lot of people
361
00:16:31,894 --> 00:16:34,041
that Diane Sawyer sells
fake bags on the down-low.
362
00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:39,049
I slept in the cab of a truck! Overnight!
363
00:16:39,102 --> 00:16:41,416
Oh my God, who hasn't, David!
364
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:10,060
Hmm.
365
00:17:14,082 --> 00:17:15,949
- Hi.
- What can I...
366
00:17:15,974 --> 00:17:17,207
- How are-yeah.
- What?
367
00:17:17,232 --> 00:17:20,283
Um... I come bearing gifts.
368
00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:22,903
Oh, how generous of you.
369
00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:26,760
I think your car might
need a bit of a clean.
370
00:17:27,264 --> 00:17:30,291
Is that a dead squirrel on your hood?
371
00:17:32,179 --> 00:17:34,514
They said that you have
been calling around,
372
00:17:34,539 --> 00:17:37,635
asking for me, which i
thought was very nice of you.
373
00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:39,557
Oh, well, I didn't.
374
00:17:40,303 --> 00:17:42,470
Hmm, well, they said that you were.
375
00:17:42,763 --> 00:17:44,464
Well, they were mistaken.
376
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,877
Oh, okay.
377
00:17:45,902 --> 00:17:48,775
In fact, I was hoping
you wouldn't come back.
378
00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:52,883
Wow, believe it or not,
that is one of the warmest
379
00:17:52,908 --> 00:17:55,299
welcomes I have received so far!
380
00:17:55,586 --> 00:17:56,826
Usually when you tell someone
381
00:17:56,851 --> 00:17:58,924
that you have feelings for them,
382
00:17:58,949 --> 00:18:01,508
and the next thing they
do is drive out of town
383
00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:03,072
with no plan to return,
384
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:05,798
you hope you never have to see them again.
385
00:18:07,414 --> 00:18:09,721
Well, in my defense, um...
386
00:18:10,016 --> 00:18:12,785
I was intending on staying
away for much longer,
387
00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:15,361
but I ran out of money,
and forgot my phone charger.
388
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,932
Oh, well, at least you
were well intentioned.
389
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:23,122
It's not like I didn't
think about what you said.
390
00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:25,940
Um, after we spoke,
391
00:18:25,975 --> 00:18:29,002
I thought, well, there goes my one friend.
392
00:18:29,027 --> 00:18:32,291
Try saying that one out
loud, it is very dark.
393
00:18:37,864 --> 00:18:39,252
Well...
394
00:18:40,502 --> 00:18:43,371
We will just have to work
through this, won't we?
395
00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:46,661
Uh-huh. Yes.
396
00:18:46,695 --> 00:18:48,696
Yeah, um, if that's what you-
397
00:18:48,731 --> 00:18:50,265
if that's what you want, then yes,
398
00:18:50,299 --> 00:18:51,866
I would like that very much.
399
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:54,002
So um, I guess just tell me
400
00:18:54,036 --> 00:18:56,137
what you would like me to do,
401
00:18:56,171 --> 00:18:57,752
and I will do it.
402
00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:00,650
Okay, well, let's start
by you leaving my office,
403
00:19:00,675 --> 00:19:02,127
and we'll see where that takes us.
404
00:19:04,197 --> 00:19:05,831
Mm-hmm. Well, I'll just...
405
00:19:05,856 --> 00:19:07,393
I'm gonna leave your office.
406
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,791
I'm gonna leave your
- I'm gonna leave your office.
407
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,083
So um...
408
00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:15,399
Best wishes to you.
409
00:19:15,424 --> 00:19:16,677
Warmest regards.
410
00:19:27,592 --> 00:19:30,106
Okay, you're saying
this was circulated around town?
411
00:19:30,131 --> 00:19:31,498
This was before my nose job,
412
00:19:31,532 --> 00:19:33,500
how was anyone supposed to recognize me?
413
00:19:33,534 --> 00:19:36,236
Oh David, it's a rare gift
to strip vanity of its charm,
414
00:19:36,271 --> 00:19:37,571
- yet here you are.
- Yeah!
415
00:19:37,605 --> 00:19:39,239
Oh, fuhhh...
416
00:19:39,274 --> 00:19:41,255
Hello, Roses!
417
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,682
Oh, can this not wait 'til
after breakfast, please?
418
00:19:43,707 --> 00:19:45,408
Well, this will only take a second.
419
00:19:45,831 --> 00:19:47,036
David!
420
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,355
I'm so glad to see you back
home, all safe and sound.
421
00:19:51,219 --> 00:19:52,372
Thanks.
422
00:19:52,397 --> 00:19:54,021
Hmm. And I don't want you to worry,
423
00:19:54,055 --> 00:19:56,146
I'm not gonna press charges, okay?
424
00:19:57,974 --> 00:19:59,141
Next time, someone will think twice
425
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:01,310
before they steal my truck, yes?
426
00:20:01,462 --> 00:20:03,764
Ooh, burn, David!
427
00:20:03,798 --> 00:20:05,299
Shhh!
428
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,997
David, don't you um,
429
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,152
have anything you wanna say to Roland?
430
00:20:09,177 --> 00:20:10,224
Uh... !
431
00:20:12,367 --> 00:20:19,259
Uh, I'm sorry for taking
your truck without permission.
432
00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:32,032
Um...
433
00:20:32,425 --> 00:20:35,494
It was a bad mistake,
434
00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:38,009
and it won't happen again.
435
00:20:45,925 --> 00:20:47,931
Oh my God, um...
436
00:20:48,499 --> 00:20:50,595
And I feel really bad about it.
437
00:20:50,678 --> 00:20:52,126
But do you, David?
438
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,632
All right, all right, all right,
439
00:20:54,657 --> 00:20:56,384
I accept your apology.
440
00:20:56,751 --> 00:20:58,919
Thank you.
441
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,854
- Yeah!
- Okay, now let's talk about gas.
442
00:21:00,888 --> 00:21:02,134
I'm thinking thirty cents on the mile.
443
00:21:02,159 --> 00:21:04,260
I think we're done here, Roland!
444
00:21:09,907 --> 00:21:13,757
- Okay... I'm taking your juice.
- David!
445
00:21:13,781 --> 00:21:16,631
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446
00:21:18,024 --> 00:21:19,806
Okay, next...
447
00:21:19,808 --> 00:21:22,909
Now's the time to sprinkle in
the chili pepper flakes.
448
00:21:22,911 --> 00:21:23,877
We've already done that.
449
00:21:23,879 --> 00:21:24,878
What number are we on?
450
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:25,712
Oh my God!
451
00:21:25,714 --> 00:21:27,414
Is this not your mother's recipe?
452
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,516
Yes, and now I'm passing it on to you.
453
00:21:29,518 --> 00:21:31,385
So try to keep up.
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