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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,377 --> 00:00:20,210 Cover of "Every Man Needs a Woman" by 2 00:00:20,210 --> 00:00:21,043 Paul Revere & The Raiders plays 3 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:35,965 - Yeah. 4 00:00:35,965 --> 00:00:37,555 - Yeah. 5 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:41,040 - This isn't one of those stories where like 6 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,885 everybody does the right thing. 7 00:00:42,885 --> 00:00:44,320 - The whole thing happened once. 8 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:45,410 Literally once. 9 00:00:45,410 --> 00:00:47,330 - And here we are still talking about it. 10 00:00:47,330 --> 00:00:48,640 - We met at Coachella. 11 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,460 - So there was this big party. 12 00:00:50,460 --> 00:00:53,040 - I had literally just gotten out of a relationship. 13 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,500 - I was actually there with another girl. 14 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:57,000 - His ex. - But then I saw her. 15 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,730 - Went to a gig for my friend Doug's new album. 16 00:00:59,730 --> 00:01:01,510 Totally over the top. 17 00:01:01,510 --> 00:01:03,750 - It was one of those sexy, slow motion kind of things 18 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:05,590 where we looked into each other's eyes 19 00:01:05,590 --> 00:01:08,470 and it was across this sea of drunk people 20 00:01:08,470 --> 00:01:11,910 with flower crowns, and we just clicked. 21 00:01:11,910 --> 00:01:13,770 - End up going home with a random guy 22 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:16,880 and having the best sex of my life. 23 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:21,740 In the morning I wake up and I realize it's Sean. 24 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:22,800 - Me. 25 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,182 - The guy I had just broken up with. 26 00:01:25,182 --> 00:01:26,630 - And we ended up staying until three in the morning, 27 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:29,550 just talking. - We slept under the stars. 28 00:01:29,550 --> 00:01:31,520 - Drinking. - Dancing. 29 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,846 - Everything just kind of glowing. 30 00:01:33,846 --> 00:01:36,142 - And we spent the whole day boning. 31 00:01:36,142 --> 00:01:37,778 - You know, it's weird. 32 00:01:37,778 --> 00:01:40,590 Sometimes you meet somebody and it's just easy. 33 00:01:40,590 --> 00:01:42,550 - That was three years ago. 34 00:01:42,550 --> 00:01:44,650 - And we've been together ever since. 35 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:47,620 - She ended up moving to Kansas City two weeks later. 36 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:49,910 - But we're not one of THOSE couples, you know. 37 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:51,420 People don't look at us and think 38 00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:52,850 I'll have what they're having. 39 00:01:52,850 --> 00:01:54,010 - We're not perfect. 40 00:01:54,010 --> 00:01:55,670 We haven't figured it out. 41 00:01:55,670 --> 00:01:57,260 - You know, we're grateful. We got lucky. 42 00:01:57,260 --> 00:01:58,883 We had that one perfect night. 43 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:39,293 Fuck. 44 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:41,570 Bad day? 45 00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:44,880 yeah, something like that. 46 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,160 - What happened? 47 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,580 - My boyfriend broke up with me. 48 00:02:48,580 --> 00:02:50,380 - Oh my God. I'm so sorry. 49 00:02:50,380 --> 00:02:51,213 - Yeah. 50 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:54,872 The worst part is that he was sleeping with my best fr- 51 00:02:54,872 --> 00:02:56,560 I'm sure you'll find the right guy. 52 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:57,930 - It's not about the guy. 53 00:02:57,930 --> 00:02:59,830 - Yeah. Being single sucks. 54 00:02:59,830 --> 00:03:03,308 I feel like I'm just waiting for someone, 55 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,700 but then that one special guy will come along 56 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:06,410 and everything will be different. 57 00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:09,850 - Yeah, doesn't that seem kind of unrealistic? 58 00:03:09,850 --> 00:03:10,683 - What do you mean? 59 00:03:10,683 --> 00:03:12,760 - I mean, don't you think it's unfair to act like 60 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,110 one person is going to change your life and fix everything? 61 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:18,030 Well, what are the odds that some guy's 62 00:03:18,030 --> 00:03:19,620 just gonna materialize, right? 63 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:21,420 He's gonna show up out of nowhere... 64 00:03:21,420 --> 00:03:22,253 - Sorry. 65 00:03:22,253 --> 00:03:24,253 Didn't realize this was the ladies room. 66 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:27,720 Hey. 67 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:28,553 - Oh. 68 00:03:28,553 --> 00:03:29,386 - I'm Chris. 69 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,720 - Hey Chris. 70 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,180 - Hey. - Do you know each other? 71 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:35,013 - No. 72 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:39,563 - I hope this isn't too forward, but you're beautiful. 73 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,530 You remind me of my mom. 74 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:43,363 She's dead. 75 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:46,483 - That's so sweet. 76 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:49,363 - I like your dress. 77 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:51,653 - I like your shirt. 78 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,930 - Wow. We have so much in common. 79 00:03:55,930 --> 00:03:58,230 - Okay. I would not say that... 80 00:03:58,230 --> 00:03:59,543 Okay. Wow. 81 00:04:09,570 --> 00:04:12,083 Sorry. 82 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,793 Don't even think about it. 83 00:04:23,810 --> 00:04:24,670 - You're popular. 84 00:04:24,670 --> 00:04:27,114 - Yeah, I really wouldn't fuck with me right now. 85 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:32,847 - Who's Bryn? 86 00:04:32,847 --> 00:04:34,830 - Don't you need to make ice or something? 87 00:04:34,830 --> 00:04:35,733 - You're feisty. 88 00:04:36,965 --> 00:04:38,020 I like it. 89 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,403 - Just make me a drink. 90 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,390 Oh, that's it. 91 00:04:46,390 --> 00:04:48,030 Do it to me. 92 00:04:48,030 --> 00:04:48,920 Do it, Gary. 93 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:49,860 - Knock it off! - Oh! 94 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:51,430 What? - Seriously? 95 00:04:51,430 --> 00:04:52,630 What are you, 12? - No. 96 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,750 But he is. 97 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:56,720 No, he's not. 98 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,450 - Yes he is. 99 00:04:58,450 --> 00:05:00,970 - No, he's not. They're like at least 16. 100 00:05:00,970 --> 00:05:02,540 - 16? 101 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:05,490 No way, that kid is still waiting on his balls to drop. 102 00:05:05,490 --> 00:05:06,323 - They're kind of cute. 103 00:05:06,323 --> 00:05:07,260 No. 104 00:05:07,260 --> 00:05:10,000 I'm serious, he wouldn't even let her order her own salad. 105 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,280 - Maybe he knows what she likes. 106 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,600 - Or maybe he's a chauvinistic asshole 107 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,780 leveraging power in an attempt to objectify her 108 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:18,090 as an homage to his own social privilege. 109 00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:19,410 Did you ever think about that? 110 00:05:19,410 --> 00:05:21,320 - Or maybe he's just being nice, 111 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,780 'cause they're in love and he wants her to be happy. 112 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:25,670 - Nobody's that happy. 113 00:05:25,670 --> 00:05:26,550 - Some people would disagree. 114 00:05:26,550 --> 00:05:28,000 - Some people can eat a dick. 115 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:30,933 Okay. 116 00:05:33,272 --> 00:05:35,030 79 and 80. 117 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:39,853 - Surprise. 118 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:41,953 - What are you doing here? 119 00:05:41,953 --> 00:05:44,300 - I wanted to stop by and see my girl. 120 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,860 Here. 121 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:47,083 - What's the occasion? 122 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,230 - Can't a guy treat his girlfriend? 123 00:05:49,230 --> 00:05:51,320 - Yeah, he can but the last time 124 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:54,210 you were this civil it's because you ran over Mittens. 125 00:05:54,210 --> 00:05:56,990 - That was an accident. - What's with the flowers? 126 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,073 - I'm being romantic. 127 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:02,130 Forget it. 128 00:06:02,130 --> 00:06:05,150 - No, look, come on. They're pretty, okay? 129 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:05,983 Thank you. 130 00:06:11,970 --> 00:06:14,030 Do you want to get lunch or something? 131 00:06:14,030 --> 00:06:15,050 - You mind driving? 132 00:06:15,050 --> 00:06:17,530 - Yeah. Sure, um let me just get my charger. 133 00:06:17,530 --> 00:06:18,380 It's in your car. 134 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:26,333 - Oh, oh. I am, I am so sorry. 135 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:27,543 Are you okay? 136 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,833 - Busted. Where's your hair thingy? 137 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,150 - Shit. 138 00:06:34,150 --> 00:06:34,983 - Just grab another one. 139 00:06:34,983 --> 00:06:36,938 There's a whole bag in the store room. 140 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,900 - You said we only got one. 141 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,640 - Yeah, because certain employees 142 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,480 were abusing their privileges. 143 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,490 - Those things are foul, okay? 144 00:06:44,490 --> 00:06:46,960 Why can't we just wear name tags like normal people? 145 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,711 - But I thought you guys liked the hair thingies. 146 00:06:48,711 --> 00:06:49,544 - No. 147 00:06:49,544 --> 00:06:52,700 The hair thingies makes me look like Molly Ringwald, okay? 148 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:53,533 Anyways, I'm sorry. 149 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:56,450 Can we please talk about my idiot boyfriend? 150 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,860 What is with the romantic shit? 151 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:00,520 - He's trying. 152 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:01,353 - I know. 153 00:07:08,650 --> 00:07:09,610 Love ya. 154 00:07:09,610 --> 00:07:10,623 - Later, "Molly." 155 00:07:49,668 --> 00:07:50,740 Yeah, it's super good, too. 156 00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:51,947 No, I know... 157 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,600 - What are we talking about over here? 158 00:07:58,600 --> 00:07:59,730 - Oh, Jude was just telling me about- 159 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:00,563 - Fascinating. 160 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,100 Did you know he uses the word "penis" during foreplay? 161 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:05,233 As in "honey, my penis is so hard." 162 00:08:06,246 --> 00:08:07,079 - All right? 163 00:08:07,079 --> 00:08:09,030 - No, I don't think we've been properly introduced. 164 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:10,260 Jude, this is Jessie. 165 00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:11,940 Jessie, Jude is the guy you've been banging 166 00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:13,720 in the back of a '97 Subaru. 167 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,110 - You think I've been screwing him? 168 00:08:15,110 --> 00:08:17,270 - I don't even know her. 169 00:08:17,270 --> 00:08:19,260 - Fine, then what the fuck is that? 170 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:20,790 - It's probably yours. 171 00:08:20,790 --> 00:08:22,530 Just because you can't keep track of your shit. 172 00:08:22,530 --> 00:08:23,363 - Oh, it's not mine. 173 00:08:23,363 --> 00:08:24,550 - How do you know? - I just do. 174 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:25,860 - It doesn't matter whose it is. 175 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:27,867 - You're taking her side? - Nobody's taking sides. 176 00:08:27,867 --> 00:08:28,700 - No, of course not. 177 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:30,420 We're just politely listening to two people 178 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:31,600 exchange their sides of a story 179 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,210 in which one of them fucked my boyfriend. 180 00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:34,140 - You need to calm down. 181 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:35,260 - Is that what we'd be doing 182 00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:36,887 if somebody took a shit on your love life? 183 00:08:36,887 --> 00:08:38,630 - You don't love him. 184 00:08:38,630 --> 00:08:39,650 - What? 185 00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:41,570 - I said you don't love him. You hardly like him. 186 00:08:41,570 --> 00:08:42,670 - What do you know? 187 00:08:42,670 --> 00:08:44,140 - Everybody knows. 188 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:46,170 You treat him like shit, you hate his family, 189 00:08:46,170 --> 00:08:47,300 and the only reason why you're with him 190 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:49,650 in the first place is because he has Amazon Prime. 191 00:08:49,650 --> 00:08:50,890 You don't deserve him. 192 00:08:50,890 --> 00:08:53,470 - And that makes it okay for someone to just take him? 193 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:54,587 - Nobody took him. - Okay well somebody did. 194 00:08:54,587 --> 00:08:56,610 Somebody- - I didn't take him, Harper. 195 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:57,943 He just didn't want you. 196 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,123 Harper- - Don't. 197 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:08,383 We never meant- - Shut up. 198 00:09:12,466 --> 00:09:15,580 You know, you were supposed to be cool, 199 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:18,280 now it turns out you're just some old slut. 200 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,173 - You're fired. - Good, 'cause I quit. 201 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:27,150 - Hey. Aren't you forgetting something? 202 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:30,410 - God, you know, fuck you. 203 00:09:30,410 --> 00:09:31,243 Okay? 204 00:09:31,243 --> 00:09:34,590 And for the record, I hope you give each other HPV. 205 00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:35,423 Yeah. 206 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:57,680 Hey, sorry I missed your call. 207 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,940 Leave a message and I'll give you a shout as soon as I can. 208 00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:04,583 Thanks. 209 00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:12,090 - Why does this always happen to me? 210 00:10:14,627 --> 00:10:15,570 - There are plenty of fish out there. 211 00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:16,903 - What, like Jude? 212 00:10:17,925 --> 00:10:19,500 I shouldn't have been such a dick to him. 213 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,580 You know, he's a totally nice guy. 214 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,673 He's very nice and... 215 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,833 Nice. 216 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,590 I should probably go home and apologize. 217 00:10:28,590 --> 00:10:30,750 - It sounds like you guys had bad sex. 218 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:31,583 - What? 219 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:33,573 No, it was fine. 220 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,400 - Well, there's your problem. 221 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,800 See a better man would leave you begging for it. 222 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,270 I know a guy. 223 00:10:41,270 --> 00:10:43,840 - I'm not looking for a guy. 224 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:44,860 - Whatever. 225 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,090 Girls like you act all tough, 226 00:10:46,090 --> 00:10:47,383 say you don't care what people think- 227 00:10:47,383 --> 00:10:49,550 - I don't care what people think. 228 00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:51,580 - And how's that working out for you? 229 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:54,440 - Look, I'm pissed at Bryn, not Jude. 230 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,860 She was my best friend. 231 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:58,923 I need friends, not some guy to fuck my brains out. 232 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,220 - That sounds like a challenge. 233 00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:03,053 - I'm sorry. 234 00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:04,560 You know, believe it or not, women can be single 235 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,502 and also into you. 236 00:11:06,502 --> 00:11:08,002 - Okay, all right. 237 00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:11,880 So are you doing anything later? 238 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,300 - I am just not interested. 239 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,390 - Oh, come on. 240 00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:16,030 Something tells me we'd have great sex. 241 00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:17,763 - Yeah, and I'm gonna go. 242 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:21,770 - You're gonna die alone. 243 00:11:23,547 --> 00:11:24,714 Fucking bitch. 244 00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:53,970 - Why is my shit in the yard? 245 00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:55,070 - I'm kicking you out. 246 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,123 - Do you have any idea how selfish you are? 247 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:01,370 - You should be thanking me. 248 00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:02,880 - For sleeping with my boss? 249 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,860 - For breaking up with you. 250 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:05,470 - Are you fucking kidding me? 251 00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:06,840 - You didn't want to date in the first place. 252 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,450 - That is not true. - But you wouldn't end it 253 00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:10,470 because you didn't want to be the bad guy. 254 00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:12,210 Nothing bad is ever your fault, right? 255 00:12:12,210 --> 00:12:13,830 It's always someone else. 256 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,720 Last guy loved you too much. 257 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,350 But the guy before him was too clingy. 258 00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:20,350 Your mom was never involved., your dad had to go- 259 00:12:20,350 --> 00:12:22,370 - You fucked my best friend. - She was your boss. 260 00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:24,720 - She was my friend. - Well she's not anymore. 261 00:12:33,341 --> 00:12:34,174 I'm sorry. 262 00:13:36,262 --> 00:13:38,900 - Hey, I'm calling about the Johnson property. 263 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:42,010 Yeah, uh, references? 264 00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:43,890 Yeah, I'm calling about the apartment. 265 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:47,050 Well, my last landlord was my ex, so... 266 00:13:47,050 --> 00:13:48,960 Oh yeah. I love cats. 267 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,220 Cats are great. 268 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,700 Yeah to be honest, I don't own any handguns, 269 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:55,310 but I would be open to purchasing one. 270 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:56,760 Yeah, even if they're... 271 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:57,940 How many? 272 00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:59,980 No, I'm not saying we didn't have sex. 273 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:02,370 I'm just saying most of the time it was... 274 00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:03,203 Hello? 275 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,950 Thank you for holding. 276 00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:07,150 Please stay on the line. 277 00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:09,740 Thank you for holding. 278 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,000 Please stay on the line. 279 00:15:28,671 --> 00:15:29,504 - Ow. 280 00:15:34,847 --> 00:15:35,680 Ugh. 281 00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:44,963 - Uh, excuse me. 282 00:15:48,724 --> 00:15:49,963 What are you doing here? 283 00:15:51,523 --> 00:15:52,356 - Pizza. 284 00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:54,986 - What? 285 00:15:54,986 --> 00:15:56,436 - There's pizza in your yard. 286 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,073 - Um... 287 00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:02,533 What happened? 288 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,273 - Um... 289 00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:08,143 Hard to say. 290 00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:12,260 Raccoons these days. 291 00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:13,093 - Uh huh. 292 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,403 Why are you in my yard? 293 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:23,003 - I heard you're looking for a roommate. 294 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:47,620 - Here. - Thank you. 295 00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:52,573 Thanks. 296 00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:02,910 - Are you okay? Do you need me to call someone? 297 00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:06,230 - Look, I thought the house was empty, okay? 298 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:07,401 If you want me to go, I'll just- 299 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,830 Babe. 300 00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:09,993 I'm leaving. 301 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,030 Who's she? 302 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,290 Harper. 303 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,490 - What's she doing here? 304 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:17,063 I tried to break into your house. 305 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:19,543 - Cool. 306 00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:28,663 - Is she your... 307 00:17:28,663 --> 00:17:29,496 - Friend. 308 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,780 - Do you have a lot of friends? 309 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:33,970 - Yeah. 310 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,320 I mean, no. I mean I don't- 311 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,300 - Are they all that hot? 312 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,910 - No. - Are you sure? 313 00:17:37,910 --> 00:17:42,230 - Yes. I have a lot of extremely average looking friends. 314 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,113 - Wow. 315 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,000 That is very evolved of you. 316 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:46,833 - Thank you? 317 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,560 - So are you going to show me around or... 318 00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:55,840 - Uh, yeah. 319 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:59,290 Um, well, you've seen the living room. 320 00:17:59,290 --> 00:18:03,120 Two bedroom, one bath, pool, two car garage. 321 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,163 Is this you? 322 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,167 - Yeah. - Hm. 323 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,120 How do you afford this place? 324 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,060 - I know a guy. - Who's that guy? 325 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,750 - My mom. 326 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,990 Washer and dryer are right here. 327 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,110 This is the bathroom. 328 00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,320 You'll be in the master. 329 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,538 There's no bathroom, but the- 330 00:18:18,538 --> 00:18:19,371 - What's this? - The closest is massive. 331 00:18:19,371 --> 00:18:20,204 Um, no I- - Oh, God. 332 00:18:20,204 --> 00:18:21,163 I wanna show you the, don't... 333 00:18:21,163 --> 00:18:23,820 - What is this? - Don't touch that, please. 334 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:26,420 - Oh my God. 335 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:27,469 - Don't laugh. 336 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,660 - Oh my God. Okay, I'm sorry. 337 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:33,160 But the fact that you have this photo, 338 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:36,530 not just kept it but framed it in your house. 339 00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:38,460 - Okay. - You didn't even win. 340 00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:40,090 - People don't usually go through my stuff. 341 00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:41,380 - Oh, maybe you should be more careful 342 00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:42,783 who you let into your house. 343 00:18:44,281 --> 00:18:45,180 Awe. 344 00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:47,110 - I think you should go. 345 00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:48,793 - What? - You should go. 346 00:18:54,106 --> 00:18:54,939 - Okay. 347 00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:12,420 I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. 348 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,780 My personality tends to attract assholes, 349 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,330 so I'm not used to... 350 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,640 I'm sorry. 351 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,473 Okay? 352 00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:28,050 And for the record, I think you were an adorable child, 353 00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:29,210 even if you were not cool. 354 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:32,393 I'm still not cool and I was like a very ugly child, so. 355 00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:39,313 - He sucked. 356 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:42,660 This kid, he wasn't adorable. 357 00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:44,820 He was just shitty. 358 00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:46,320 - Why? 359 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,140 - Because he was weird and awkward 360 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:49,300 and everybody hated him. 361 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:52,420 - Yeah, but I bet he stayed up like all night 362 00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:54,070 working on that... 363 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:58,503 - Pneumatic defamation sensor? - Yeah, exactly. 364 00:20:00,696 --> 00:20:01,624 I have no idea what that is. 365 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:07,080 - It's a um, it's a soft air bladder 366 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,790 connected to an electrical pressure sensor 367 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,473 and a microcontroller that offers real-time feedback. 368 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:13,663 It was cool, I promise. 369 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:15,813 - Told ya. 370 00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:20,043 - Hey. 371 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,323 What are you doing for dinner? 372 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,153 So what do you do? 373 00:20:28,153 --> 00:20:29,640 Are you a student or- - Graduated. 374 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,292 - Major? - Art history. 375 00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:32,125 - Because? 376 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,350 - Because it was the second thing in the catalog 377 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:34,780 and I didn't want to be an accountant. 378 00:20:35,613 --> 00:20:36,446 You? 379 00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:37,279 - Uh, business. 380 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,360 I'm a freelance programmer at IndieCorp. 381 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,620 - Mm, sounds pretentious. 382 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:42,490 - Most people just congratulate my brilliance. 383 00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:43,740 - Is this your way of flirting? 384 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,430 - No. Why, do you have a boyfriend? 385 00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:46,870 - No. 386 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:47,970 Why, do you? 387 00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:48,803 - Have a boyfriend? 388 00:20:48,803 --> 00:20:50,350 - Yeah, or whatever. 389 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,880 - No, I don't have a boyfriend or whatever. 390 00:20:54,157 --> 00:20:55,500 - And the girl today? 391 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,333 - Just a girl. 392 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,410 - I'm getting very slutty vibes from you. 393 00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:01,243 - What does that mean? 394 00:21:01,243 --> 00:21:02,803 - It means: how many? 395 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:05,010 - Excuse me? - Women. 396 00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:06,520 How many? 397 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:07,980 - Why would I tell you that? 398 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:11,660 - Uh, because you're the kind of guy who wants me to know. 399 00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:13,990 - I'm not at liberty to say. - Fine. 400 00:21:13,990 --> 00:21:15,040 How many girlfriends? 401 00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:18,703 12. 402 00:21:18,703 --> 00:21:19,570 - 12? 403 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:20,420 - What's wrong with dating? 404 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:22,220 - What's wrong with being alone? 405 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:23,053 - Nothing. 406 00:21:23,053 --> 00:21:23,886 It's just the worst thing that could 407 00:21:23,886 --> 00:21:24,970 possibly happen to a person, 408 00:21:24,970 --> 00:21:26,310 and I'd rather it didn't happen to me. 409 00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:27,750 - Oh, but I bet you're fine with marriage. 410 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,200 - Yeah. - And kids, 411 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,450 raising another human. 412 00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:31,500 - Sure. Why not? 413 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,410 - Okay, so what you're saying is you're fine 414 00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:35,750 bringing life into the world, 415 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,570 but you're afraid of eating dinner alone 416 00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:40,320 because that would make you some kind of moral failure? 417 00:21:42,111 --> 00:21:44,120 Mm, you're one of those people. 418 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,590 - What people? - The "love" people. 419 00:21:46,590 --> 00:21:47,580 - What's wrong with that? 420 00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:51,920 - Nothing. Nothing, it's just um, not real. 421 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,950 Okay, you're going to spend the rest of your life 422 00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:56,340 chasing after girls you don't know, 423 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:57,840 trying to have this big, special thing 424 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,200 that Hollywood duped you into believing 425 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,630 would make you happy when the reality is 426 00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:03,590 love is just attraction, 427 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:06,300 attraction is just sex, and sex isn't going to make you 428 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:10,430 happy for more than like six minutes at a time. 429 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,970 So really what's the point? 430 00:22:11,970 --> 00:22:14,050 - First of all, you underestimate me. 431 00:22:14,050 --> 00:22:14,883 - Whatever. 432 00:22:14,883 --> 00:22:16,670 - Second of all, do you seriously believe that? 433 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,580 - Do you seriously believe you're destined 434 00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:22,383 to hang out with one person until you die? 435 00:22:23,650 --> 00:22:24,860 - Yeah. 436 00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:25,693 I do. 437 00:22:26,770 --> 00:22:29,803 - Wow. I guess that makes one of us right. 438 00:22:30,670 --> 00:22:32,876 Let me know when you figure out who it is. 439 00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:44,220 Well thank you for dinner and showing me around. 440 00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:46,740 Um, if you want to just send over that paperwork, I will- 441 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,573 - Take it. 442 00:22:47,573 --> 00:22:48,406 - What? 443 00:22:48,406 --> 00:22:50,220 - The room, it's yours. Take it. 444 00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:51,207 - We didn't talk about money. 445 00:22:51,207 --> 00:22:53,277 - What were you paying at your old place? 446 00:22:53,277 --> 00:22:55,843 - $750, but- - Great, works for me. 447 00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:58,780 - That's super nice, but your parents- 448 00:22:58,780 --> 00:23:00,530 - Look, they don't care. 449 00:23:00,530 --> 00:23:03,260 The roommate thing wasn't even their idea. 450 00:23:03,260 --> 00:23:05,240 - You know how this sounds, right? 451 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,630 Seemingly innocent young man invites beautiful stranger 452 00:23:07,630 --> 00:23:08,775 to spend the night and then- 453 00:23:08,775 --> 00:23:10,020 - Are you waiting for me to gouge your eyes out 454 00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:10,900 and put them in a jar? 455 00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:12,450 - Well, maybe not a jar, but yeah. 456 00:23:12,450 --> 00:23:13,283 - Look, you've seen this place. 457 00:23:13,283 --> 00:23:16,700 It's massive and like super depressing. 458 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:18,160 In college I always lived with groups of people, 459 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,555 so this just seems sad. 460 00:23:20,555 --> 00:23:22,545 - Yeah, this is where I go back to the jar. 461 00:23:22,545 --> 00:23:24,349 - Just think about it. 462 00:23:24,349 --> 00:23:26,293 - Why me? 463 00:23:27,290 --> 00:23:28,123 - I don't know. 464 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:33,760 You're loud and weird and have no respect 465 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,550 for other people's property and not to mention 466 00:23:35,550 --> 00:23:37,393 you're totally not my type, 467 00:23:38,230 --> 00:23:42,583 but you're smart and different. 468 00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:46,540 - When can I move in? 469 00:23:55,870 --> 00:23:57,180 I don't even know your name. 470 00:23:57,180 --> 00:23:59,163 it's Jackson. 471 00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:01,253 - Cool. 472 00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:04,090 - See you tomorrow. 473 00:24:04,090 --> 00:24:05,750 Oh um, but do me a favor. 474 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,293 Use the front door this time. 475 00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:41,930 - Uh, we were actually never together. 476 00:24:41,930 --> 00:24:43,820 - Yeah, not TOGEHTER together. 477 00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:45,020 - Right. 478 00:24:45,020 --> 00:24:46,330 I had brought her to my grandmother's 479 00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:47,650 birthday party, actually, 480 00:24:47,650 --> 00:24:51,170 and everybody like just about lost their shit. 481 00:24:51,170 --> 00:24:54,250 My mom kept talking about how precious my little friend was. 482 00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,090 - I don't think they got 483 00:24:55,090 --> 00:24:56,680 that we were a couple. 484 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,500 - Yeah, but we weren't actually like dating. 485 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,640 - Oh, we just were hanging out, you know? 486 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,040 - Yeah. 487 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,710 Oh man and you had those, like, those nice cotton sheets. 488 00:25:04,710 --> 00:25:05,543 - Yes. 489 00:25:05,543 --> 00:25:06,900 And we watched Jimmy Fallon 490 00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:08,170 and talked about our favorite music when 491 00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:09,003 we were kids- - Kids, yeah. 492 00:25:09,003 --> 00:25:10,520 - Yeah. - Yeah. 493 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,210 - We were good together. - Yeah. 494 00:25:13,210 --> 00:25:14,670 - I guess it's easy to forget about that 495 00:25:14,670 --> 00:25:18,240 when it didn't last and people are so weird. 496 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,460 Like the second things end, 497 00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:22,180 the only thing they remember is you just broke up. 498 00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:23,810 - Yeah. 499 00:25:23,810 --> 00:25:24,910 She was my first love, though. 500 00:25:24,910 --> 00:25:26,320 - Psh, no. 501 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:27,153 - Yeah. - Stop. 502 00:25:27,153 --> 00:25:28,590 - No, it's true. - You're so lame. 503 00:25:28,590 --> 00:25:29,490 - It's true. 504 00:25:29,490 --> 00:25:30,980 - Okay, I was totally crazy about her. 505 00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:33,658 - Oh, stop it. 506 00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:34,491 I don't know. 507 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,790 And that went on for like eight months? 508 00:25:36,790 --> 00:25:38,300 - Mhm. And then it was over. 509 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,363 - Yeah, just like that. - Just like that. 510 00:25:41,523 --> 00:25:43,930 - Don't even. 511 00:25:43,930 --> 00:25:45,720 - But then a friendship of a lifetime... 512 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,180 - Ah, took it over. 513 00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:49,693 For the best. 514 00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,229 - Is that everything? 515 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,601 - Yep. 516 00:26:04,601 --> 00:26:05,633 - Cool guitar. 517 00:26:05,633 --> 00:26:07,070 - Thanks. - You play? 518 00:26:07,070 --> 00:26:07,903 - No. 519 00:26:08,850 --> 00:26:09,683 - Cool. 520 00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:15,277 Well, if you need anything, let me know. 521 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,833 Dude, you are never going to believe what happened. 522 00:27:13,690 --> 00:27:14,840 Oh my God, are you serious? 523 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,769 - It was insane, man. I wish you could've been there. 524 00:27:18,769 --> 00:27:20,310 'Cause Scott got this whole DJ set up 525 00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:22,451 and his parents' backyard is like just mountains. 526 00:27:22,451 --> 00:27:27,371 It was so beautiful. 527 00:28:09,936 --> 00:28:10,936 - Hey. - Hey. 528 00:28:11,881 --> 00:28:12,714 I just wanted to let you know 529 00:28:12,714 --> 00:28:14,427 you're totally welcome to come to the party. 530 00:28:14,427 --> 00:28:17,070 People are swimming, we made some nuggets. 531 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:19,737 Scott brought a shark balloon which... 532 00:28:21,383 --> 00:28:23,087 Everybody would love to meet you. 533 00:28:23,087 --> 00:28:25,087 - Yeah, uh, maybe later? 534 00:28:26,687 --> 00:28:27,520 - Okay. 535 00:28:54,968 --> 00:28:55,801 Oh, I'm sorry. 536 00:28:55,801 --> 00:28:57,030 I didn't realize you were- - No, it's good. 537 00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:58,063 - Still awake. 538 00:29:03,110 --> 00:29:04,923 - Sorry, pardon my reach. 539 00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:10,057 Do you mind if I... 540 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:14,933 Thank you. - Mhm. 541 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,714 You should come to the party tonight. 542 00:29:25,547 --> 00:29:27,460 - Trust me, I'm not good at that kind of thing. 543 00:29:27,460 --> 00:29:28,683 - Parties? - People. 544 00:29:38,850 --> 00:29:40,200 - I like you. 545 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,996 You're interesting and I think we should be friends. 546 00:29:42,829 --> 00:29:44,020 - I don't do guy friends. 547 00:29:44,020 --> 00:29:45,730 - Why? - It doesn't work. 548 00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:47,280 - Why not? - Why do you think? 549 00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:50,440 Look, this is just temporary, okay? 550 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,560 Anyways, I hardly know you. 551 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,279 - Ask me anything. I'm an open book. 552 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,440 My birthday is October 10th. 553 00:29:58,890 --> 00:30:02,393 I went to a Catholic middle school. 554 00:30:04,030 --> 00:30:06,380 I'm allergic to Pomeranians. - No, you're not. 555 00:30:07,716 --> 00:30:08,549 I could be. 556 00:30:08,549 --> 00:30:10,203 - Goodnight, Jackson. 557 00:30:31,787 --> 00:30:32,620 - Where's the meeting? 558 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:34,490 - Uh, it's not a meeting. It's an interview. 559 00:30:34,490 --> 00:30:35,900 Server position. 560 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:38,090 - What restaurant? - Some Italian place. 561 00:30:38,090 --> 00:30:40,413 - What's it called? - I'd have to check. 562 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:44,280 - Margherita. - Hm? 563 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,840 You know, tomato, basil. 564 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,340 - No, I know what a Margherita is. 565 00:30:48,340 --> 00:30:49,860 - It's my favorite kind of pizza. 566 00:30:49,860 --> 00:30:51,400 - Okay, so? 567 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,370 - So I'm helping you learn things about me 568 00:30:54,370 --> 00:30:55,843 so that we can be friends. 569 00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,353 Whoa, whoa, whoa, you have to tell me 570 00:30:59,353 --> 00:31:00,253 something about you now. 571 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,420 Come on, anything. 572 00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:05,970 What's your favorite kind of pizza? 573 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,180 - I don't like pizza. 574 00:31:10,180 --> 00:31:11,083 It's too salty. 575 00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:13,220 Anyways, I'm gluten-free. 576 00:31:16,110 --> 00:31:18,493 - No, you're not. - I could be. 577 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,400 - So what's your deal? - You wanna psychoanalyze? 578 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,870 No, I just, tell me something 579 00:31:27,870 --> 00:31:28,890 I wouldn't know about you. 580 00:31:28,890 --> 00:31:30,320 - Um... 581 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,340 I'm an only child. - That's a no brainer. 582 00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:33,340 - What? - No, no, it's good. 583 00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:35,890 It just means you have a certain vibe. 584 00:31:35,890 --> 00:31:37,550 Like I have the little brother vibe. 585 00:31:37,550 --> 00:31:39,990 Meaning you're adorable and everybody loves you? 586 00:31:39,990 --> 00:31:42,570 Meaning I want people to like me. 587 00:31:42,570 --> 00:31:43,550 I want to be the good guy. 588 00:31:43,550 --> 00:31:45,590 Yeah, I uh, I don't give off that vibe. 589 00:31:45,590 --> 00:31:48,440 No, you're just the person who you are. 590 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,870 - Thanks. - No, it's a compliment. 591 00:31:50,870 --> 00:31:52,677 Seriously. I wish I could be more like that. 592 00:31:52,677 --> 00:31:54,633 Um, I wish people liked me, so we're even. 593 00:31:54,633 --> 00:31:55,970 I think it's just my face. 594 00:31:55,970 --> 00:31:58,000 That's true. You have a very likable face. 595 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,900 And judging from the traffic in our bathroom... 596 00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:01,420 - Okay. - I'm assuming you have 597 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,900 other deeply likable qualities. 598 00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:06,820 I don't like kicking them out right after we... 599 00:32:06,820 --> 00:32:08,090 It's the right thing to do. 600 00:32:08,090 --> 00:32:11,933 Just big, massive, hugely likable. 601 00:32:11,933 --> 00:32:14,250 - I hate you. - I know, you nerd. 602 00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:15,583 I hate you, too. 603 00:32:26,940 --> 00:32:28,280 No. 604 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,330 - Yes. - No fucking way. 605 00:32:30,330 --> 00:32:31,163 - Why not? 606 00:32:31,163 --> 00:32:34,050 - Because like 99% of the population 607 00:32:34,050 --> 00:32:36,130 would be a virgin if that were true. 608 00:32:36,130 --> 00:32:37,840 - Sex doesn't count unless you both come. 609 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,520 - It doesn't count? According to what? 610 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,118 - Science. 611 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,310 Let's go to a movie. 612 00:32:46,310 --> 00:32:48,200 - I shouldn't. - Come on, my treat. 613 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,230 - I don't need you to pay for everything. 614 00:32:50,230 --> 00:32:52,543 - If it makes you feel better, you can pay for the popcorn. 615 00:32:55,130 --> 00:32:56,710 - Let me guess. 616 00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:01,944 - Cute Korean from the drive-thru. 617 00:33:01,944 --> 00:33:02,777 - Ugh. 618 00:33:02,777 --> 00:33:03,940 She was cute. 619 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,900 You should invite her over. 620 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:06,733 - Do you mind if I- - Hey, as long as I 621 00:33:06,733 --> 00:33:08,490 don't have to see it or hear it, 622 00:33:08,490 --> 00:33:10,650 you can do whatever you want. 623 00:33:10,650 --> 00:33:12,860 - Breakfast tomorrow? - You got it. 624 00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:13,693 - Wish me luck. 625 00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:16,580 - Make good choices. 626 00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:41,710 Down, please. 627 00:33:47,530 --> 00:33:49,153 Come on, you guys. 628 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:18,610 Knock, knock. 629 00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:23,860 - Where's your friend? 630 00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:25,100 She left. 631 00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:27,790 - That bad, huh? 632 00:34:27,790 --> 00:34:29,240 - You wanna go get breakfast? 633 00:34:30,530 --> 00:34:32,270 - It's the middle of the night. 634 00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:33,670 - And I know just the place. 635 00:34:41,530 --> 00:34:43,170 Are we there yet? 636 00:34:43,170 --> 00:34:44,003 - No. 637 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,950 Are we there yet? 638 00:34:49,950 --> 00:34:50,783 - No. 639 00:34:52,270 --> 00:34:55,250 - Remind me again why this was necessary? 640 00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:56,756 - Which part? 641 00:34:56,756 --> 00:34:58,850 - The part where you woke me up at 3:00 AM 642 00:34:58,850 --> 00:35:01,620 for shitty breakfast food halfway across- 643 00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:03,246 - You don't know that it's shitty. 644 00:35:03,246 --> 00:35:04,420 - And what other kinds of breakfast place 645 00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:06,263 is open at 3:00 AM? 646 00:35:07,710 --> 00:35:09,770 - Okay. Ask me again. 647 00:35:09,770 --> 00:35:11,170 Are we there yet? 648 00:35:23,010 --> 00:35:25,160 - Best waffles in town. - No. 649 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,120 No, seriously, they're great. 650 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,690 - No seriously, can we, can we go someplace else? 651 00:35:29,690 --> 00:35:31,360 - Why? - Does it matter? 652 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,340 - Yeah, because I'm starving. 653 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:35,240 - Jackson, I... - Harper. 654 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,280 Come on, we're already here. 655 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,060 Last one in has to pay. 656 00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:40,255 Jackson. 657 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,044 Jackson! 658 00:35:46,260 --> 00:35:47,130 What do you like here? 659 00:35:47,130 --> 00:35:48,810 Oh gosh, I love everything. 660 00:35:48,810 --> 00:35:50,750 Mostly the customers, though. 661 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:51,594 - Really? 662 00:35:51,594 --> 00:35:52,427 Thank you so much. 663 00:35:52,427 --> 00:35:53,470 Your name is Jessie? - Yeah, it's Jessie. 664 00:35:53,470 --> 00:35:54,493 - Awesome, great to meet you. 665 00:35:54,493 --> 00:35:57,707 - Yeah, it's good to meet you, too. 666 00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:01,297 Yeah, it was, it was really good to you. 667 00:36:08,325 --> 00:36:09,158 - It's really nice to meet you. 668 00:36:09,158 --> 00:36:10,860 Ugh, really? 669 00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:11,693 - What? I wasn't. 670 00:36:11,693 --> 00:36:12,853 - You totally were. 671 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,720 I'm not hungry. 672 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,760 - You have to get something. 673 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,120 I'm telling you, the Belgium waffles here- 674 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,481 - God, don't look over there. 675 00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:24,648 - Where? - Shh. 676 00:36:26,667 --> 00:36:27,500 - Do you know that guy? 677 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:28,333 - No. Yeah. 678 00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:29,166 Yes I do. 679 00:36:29,166 --> 00:36:30,850 - He's looking at you. - Don't look back. 680 00:36:30,850 --> 00:36:32,611 - He's coming over here. - Stop looking at him. 681 00:36:32,611 --> 00:36:33,843 - I think he's- - Harper? 682 00:36:36,770 --> 00:36:37,603 - Hello. 683 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:43,220 - I was just, well I saw you and I thought 684 00:36:43,220 --> 00:36:45,570 you're eating breakfast. 685 00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:47,090 - Yeah. 686 00:36:47,090 --> 00:36:48,630 - What are the odds, right? 687 00:36:48,630 --> 00:36:49,723 - Comically low. 688 00:36:54,290 --> 00:36:56,420 - Be right back. - No, stay. 689 00:36:56,420 --> 00:36:59,060 - I don't want to intrude. - Oh, you're really not. 690 00:36:59,060 --> 00:37:00,000 - He really is. 691 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,860 - Look, if you want to say something, 692 00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:03,290 why don't you just say it? 693 00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:05,420 - I want to apologize for kicking you out. 694 00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:06,500 That wasn't cool. - Yeah, some people 695 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,140 might describe it as the exact opposite of cool. 696 00:37:08,140 --> 00:37:10,304 - I just want you to know... - I do not care- 697 00:37:10,304 --> 00:37:11,638 - If you wanted to be friends... 698 00:37:12,849 --> 00:37:14,113 - We're not friends. 699 00:37:16,550 --> 00:37:18,340 - Bryn misses you. - I don't care. 700 00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:19,173 - I just think that maybe- 701 00:37:19,173 --> 00:37:21,690 - I don't want to be your fucking friend, okay? 702 00:37:21,690 --> 00:37:23,173 Just leave me alone. 703 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:38,320 - You all right? 704 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,153 - No. 705 00:37:42,474 --> 00:37:43,630 Why'd he kick you out? 706 00:37:43,630 --> 00:37:46,130 - Because he was fucking someone else. 707 00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:50,190 No, look, it sounds bad when you say it like that, 708 00:37:50,190 --> 00:37:53,990 but, things had been weird for a long time. 709 00:37:53,990 --> 00:37:57,050 I don't even know why we were dating in the first place. 710 00:37:57,050 --> 00:37:59,150 I think I just liked how much he liked me. 711 00:38:00,550 --> 00:38:02,343 I do that sometimes. 712 00:38:04,070 --> 00:38:05,083 Is that normal? 713 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,520 I mean, what does it say about you 714 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,300 if the only thing that you find attractive 715 00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:13,767 in other people is that they're attracted to you? 716 00:38:15,690 --> 00:38:16,523 - I don't know. 717 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,077 Wah-wah. 718 00:38:23,325 --> 00:38:24,158 - Come on. 719 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:28,390 You're so fuckin' stupid, do you know that? 720 00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:29,790 I like hanging out with you. 721 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,040 - Me, too. 722 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,483 - Thanks for making us be friends. 723 00:38:35,410 --> 00:38:36,990 It's really nice to have a guy 724 00:38:36,990 --> 00:38:40,413 who's not angling for anything, you know? 725 00:38:43,930 --> 00:38:44,763 - Totally. 726 00:39:01,826 --> 00:39:04,960 not like the movies 727 00:39:13,048 --> 00:39:17,364 moment that's mine 728 00:39:17,364 --> 00:39:19,438 - No, I'm gonna throw up. - No! 729 00:39:19,438 --> 00:39:20,447 - No. 730 00:39:20,447 --> 00:39:21,700 No! 731 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:23,220 I say nay! 732 00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:24,222 - Why? 733 00:39:24,222 --> 00:39:26,222 - Because I'm sensitive. 734 00:39:59,385 --> 00:40:02,206 - Okay, two part vodka, one part. 735 00:40:02,206 --> 00:40:03,039 Oh wait no. 736 00:40:03,039 --> 00:40:04,550 Wait, so two parts... 737 00:40:07,490 --> 00:40:08,323 Hm. 738 00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:09,156 Quiz me. 739 00:40:09,156 --> 00:40:09,989 - What? 740 00:40:09,989 --> 00:40:10,930 Oh um... 741 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:13,860 John Collins. 742 00:40:13,860 --> 00:40:16,130 - Um, three part gin, two part lemon, 743 00:40:16,130 --> 00:40:18,413 one part sugar, four parts soda. 744 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:27,640 - How about a... 745 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:28,750 Hanky panky? 746 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:30,280 Um, one part gin, 747 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,233 one part for vermouth, dash of bitters. 748 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:35,410 You're golden. 749 00:40:35,410 --> 00:40:36,330 - Oh, I know. 750 00:40:36,330 --> 00:40:38,380 Before you know it you'll have a certified bartender 751 00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:41,664 and food service personnel all under one roof. 752 00:40:44,390 --> 00:40:45,800 - Doesn't dairy make you phlegmy? 753 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:46,710 - Fuck off. 754 00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:49,030 - I'm just saying, nobody wants a waitress- 755 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:49,870 Slash bartender. 756 00:40:49,870 --> 00:40:52,903 - Nobody wants to waitress slash bartender with TB. 757 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,220 - Fine. 758 00:41:09,220 --> 00:41:10,640 Are you happy? 759 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:11,883 - Ecstatic. - Good. 760 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,790 I'll see you later. 761 00:41:14,790 --> 00:41:15,840 - Hey Harper? - Mhm? 762 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,853 - You look nice. 763 00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:22,453 - Okay. 764 00:41:34,730 --> 00:41:36,640 - Paul is my man. 765 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,020 - We met in Ms. Dillon's third grade class. 766 00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:39,890 - Back row. - Yeah. 767 00:41:39,890 --> 00:41:43,180 Well, as soon as I saw his Spiderman lunchbox, 768 00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:44,670 I knew I found my guy. 769 00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:46,410 - It's all about looking out for each other. 770 00:41:46,410 --> 00:41:48,200 Making sure you have your buddy's back, 771 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,650 'cause shit goes down. 772 00:41:49,650 --> 00:41:51,140 Work. 773 00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:52,090 - Kids. 774 00:41:52,090 --> 00:41:52,923 - Girlfriends. 775 00:41:52,923 --> 00:41:54,300 - Girlfriends with kids. 776 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:55,600 - Yeah. It's cool to have somebody there. 777 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,160 - Yeah. He's like my guy. 778 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,360 Um, well, not that I haven't had girlfriends, 779 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,910 like dating and shit, but it's different. 780 00:42:03,910 --> 00:42:06,140 - Yeah, no, he gets it and he gets me. 781 00:42:06,140 --> 00:42:06,973 - Yeah. 782 00:42:06,973 --> 00:42:07,806 - Everyone should have someone like this. 783 00:42:07,806 --> 00:42:09,870 - Yeah. Someone you can be real with. 784 00:42:09,870 --> 00:42:11,720 Someone who you can get down with 785 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:15,110 and say hey, I love you, man. 786 00:42:15,110 --> 00:42:16,493 - I love you, too. 787 00:42:17,865 --> 00:42:18,698 - Okay. 788 00:42:18,698 --> 00:42:19,663 - Okay. 789 00:42:20,690 --> 00:42:22,590 - Who needs a chick when you got this? 790 00:43:15,442 --> 00:43:16,610 Hey, sorry I missed your call. 791 00:43:16,610 --> 00:43:17,453 Leave a message- 792 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,113 - I need help. 793 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:42,213 I think I'm dying. 794 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,540 - Have you been like this all day? 795 00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,620 Jesus. 796 00:43:48,620 --> 00:43:49,503 Here, ahh. 797 00:43:55,330 --> 00:43:56,636 You're so hot. 798 00:43:56,636 --> 00:43:57,500 - Thanks. 799 00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:59,330 - No, I mean... 800 00:43:59,330 --> 00:44:00,470 Why didn't you say anything? 801 00:44:00,470 --> 00:44:02,433 - I didn't want to bother you. 802 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,913 - Why don't you go hop in the shower? 803 00:44:10,770 --> 00:44:12,470 - Why are you being so nice to me? 804 00:44:13,570 --> 00:44:14,970 - Just go get in the shower. 805 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:23,963 - Jackson? 806 00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:30,980 - Sorry, I, here. - Thanks. 807 00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:36,910 It's warm. 808 00:44:36,910 --> 00:44:37,743 - Dryer. 809 00:44:38,990 --> 00:44:40,590 - You didn't have to- - I know. 810 00:44:56,471 --> 00:44:58,560 I'm not gonna bite you. 811 00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,600 - That's... 812 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,250 Not what I was thinking. 813 00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:04,083 - I'm cold. 814 00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,753 - I don't think we should- - Please? 815 00:45:29,323 --> 00:45:30,763 That feels nice. 816 00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:34,500 - What are you thinking? 817 00:45:35,420 --> 00:45:36,253 - Nothing. 818 00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:39,793 Just feelings. 819 00:45:42,769 --> 00:45:44,770 - What kind of feelings? 820 00:45:44,770 --> 00:45:45,620 - They're stupid. 821 00:45:46,900 --> 00:45:47,850 Try me. 822 00:45:49,827 --> 00:45:51,327 - I don't know, just feelings. 823 00:45:54,770 --> 00:45:55,983 About moms. 824 00:45:57,620 --> 00:45:59,580 Yours sounds so nice. 825 00:45:59,580 --> 00:46:02,623 Right? I bet she does all this stuff when you're sick. 826 00:46:04,810 --> 00:46:06,483 She changes the sheets. 827 00:46:07,630 --> 00:46:12,003 - My family is not exactly what you'd call involved. 828 00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:33,483 - I was an accident. 829 00:46:35,510 --> 00:46:37,110 That's what my mom tells people. 830 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:40,223 At parties. 831 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,440 Like I was the kid they never wanted in the first place. 832 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,460 - That's messed up. 833 00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:49,510 It's okay. 834 00:46:50,686 --> 00:46:51,586 That's how she is. 835 00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:54,413 - And your dad? 836 00:46:59,040 --> 00:46:59,873 - Kind. 837 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:02,833 Really kind. 838 00:47:08,271 --> 00:47:10,021 You're a good friend. 839 00:47:16,650 --> 00:47:17,483 - Sorry. 840 00:47:18,490 --> 00:47:19,360 I've just... 841 00:47:21,650 --> 00:47:23,223 Wanted that for a long time. 842 00:47:24,277 --> 00:47:25,110 - What? 843 00:47:27,175 --> 00:47:28,008 - You. 844 00:47:30,481 --> 00:47:35,314 - Oh. 845 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,094 - Is that a new shirt? - Hm? 846 00:48:39,094 --> 00:48:40,063 Uh, yeah. 847 00:48:40,940 --> 00:48:42,380 - I like it. You look great. 848 00:48:42,380 --> 00:48:43,213 - Thank you. 849 00:48:47,676 --> 00:48:48,509 - Oh, you're so tight. 850 00:48:48,509 --> 00:48:51,410 - You know I'm actually, I'm just gonna go, um, 851 00:48:51,410 --> 00:48:53,500 just lie down. 852 00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:55,580 - Okay, do you wanna watch a movie or- 853 00:48:55,580 --> 00:48:56,413 - No, I'm good. 854 00:48:56,413 --> 00:48:58,877 I'm just, I'm just gonna go sleep, uh, alone. 855 00:49:32,875 --> 00:49:35,960 I have to tell him, don't I? 856 00:49:44,397 --> 00:49:46,736 Brad, seriously. 857 00:49:46,736 --> 00:49:48,819 We can't just be friends. 858 00:49:50,021 --> 00:49:51,354 I don't want it. 859 00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:58,948 - Last slice. 860 00:49:59,781 --> 00:50:03,093 - Oh, it's yours. 861 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:06,850 - Hey Harper? - Mhm? 862 00:50:07,919 --> 00:50:11,710 - Is everything okay, um, with us? 863 00:50:11,710 --> 00:50:12,543 - Yeah. 864 00:50:13,471 --> 00:50:15,110 - Are you sure? 865 00:50:15,110 --> 00:50:18,230 - Yeah, ya nerd. 866 00:50:18,230 --> 00:50:19,483 Everything's fine. 867 00:50:20,610 --> 00:50:25,329 Okay? Now Shut up and eat your weird foot pizza. 868 00:50:27,270 --> 00:50:28,103 - Okay. 869 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,890 I have a surprise for you. 870 00:50:33,890 --> 00:50:35,620 - I hate surprises. 871 00:50:35,620 --> 00:50:37,130 - I know. 872 00:50:37,130 --> 00:50:37,963 Come on. 873 00:50:48,423 --> 00:50:50,269 Okay, wait. 874 00:50:50,269 --> 00:50:53,102 And, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 875 00:50:58,370 --> 00:50:59,910 Okay. 876 00:50:59,910 --> 00:51:00,743 Open your eyes. 877 00:51:06,010 --> 00:51:06,843 Ta-da. 878 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,193 That bad, huh? 879 00:51:18,310 --> 00:51:19,800 - No, it's... 880 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:22,333 It's beautiful. 881 00:51:23,590 --> 00:51:25,350 - Total overkill, right? 882 00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:27,860 - No, God, Jackson, it's... 883 00:51:30,090 --> 00:51:31,493 It's perfect. 884 00:51:34,330 --> 00:51:35,883 You did all this for me? 885 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:40,020 - I felt bad about the other night. 886 00:51:40,020 --> 00:51:41,120 I know it was unexpected, 887 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:45,887 and I think I freaked you out and I'm sorry. 888 00:51:45,887 --> 00:51:49,683 I know I can be kind of a, you know. 889 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,046 - A ho. 890 00:51:52,046 --> 00:51:53,960 - Right. 891 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,993 I can be kind of a ho, 892 00:51:57,140 --> 00:51:59,513 but you're not like any of those other girls. 893 00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:02,263 You're not like anyone at all. 894 00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:05,890 I think I'm in love with you. 895 00:52:06,730 --> 00:52:08,810 And I know that it's only been a few months 896 00:52:08,810 --> 00:52:12,410 and that you don't believe in love or feelings or whatever, 897 00:52:12,410 --> 00:52:15,070 but I'm crazy about you. 898 00:52:15,070 --> 00:52:16,940 You're one of my best friends and I love you, 899 00:52:16,940 --> 00:52:18,680 and I just needed you to know that. 900 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,853 So now you know. 901 00:52:38,090 --> 00:52:39,233 Please say something. 902 00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:44,000 I'm sorry. 903 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,560 This is weird. 904 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:46,783 Shit, I'm sorry. 905 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,280 Maybe we shouldn't be friends. 906 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,170 I just don't know if we can, if, 907 00:52:51,170 --> 00:52:53,823 if there's going to be this, this, this- 908 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,943 I love you so fucking much. 909 00:54:07,956 --> 00:54:09,368 How was that? 910 00:54:09,368 --> 00:54:10,201 - Great. 911 00:54:11,175 --> 00:54:12,008 - Good. 912 00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,560 - Uh, sometimes it's just like easier, you know, 913 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,510 to go along with things. 914 00:54:29,510 --> 00:54:32,260 Like if a guy's like, like if a guy asked for your number, 915 00:54:32,260 --> 00:54:35,390 you know, it's gosh, maybe he's not so cute, 916 00:54:35,390 --> 00:54:39,230 and maybe he's not so funny, but he has his phone out, 917 00:54:39,230 --> 00:54:40,950 and he's just like, gosh, he's like, 918 00:54:40,950 --> 00:54:42,410 I just want to hang out, you know? 919 00:54:42,410 --> 00:54:43,700 I'd love to grab a drink sometime, 920 00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:45,210 and you just don't want to be a dick, 921 00:54:45,210 --> 00:54:47,880 so you give him your number, you know? 922 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,173 Your actual number. 923 00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:55,300 I've never actually given a guy a fake number before. 924 00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:56,690 I've never... 925 00:54:56,690 --> 00:54:57,810 I don't think he's going to like come back 926 00:54:57,810 --> 00:54:58,740 and punch me or something. 927 00:54:58,740 --> 00:55:01,710 I think it's just, maybe I can't come up with a fake one, 928 00:55:01,710 --> 00:55:02,973 but I just put it in. 929 00:55:04,180 --> 00:55:05,670 It's just easier to be nice. 930 00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:06,973 Really, it is. 931 00:55:09,030 --> 00:55:12,414 That is so what my mom would say, you know? 932 00:55:12,414 --> 00:55:13,480 Be nice. 933 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,150 Pretend for his sake. 934 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,653 I mean, at the end of the day, it's like, 935 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,960 what's the worst thing that could happen, right? 936 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,400 - Well, sometimes you just have to take 937 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,203 what you can get. - That's terrible. 938 00:55:35,203 --> 00:55:36,660 - Well it's true. 939 00:55:36,660 --> 00:55:38,660 I mean, when I got out of school, I worked what? 940 00:55:38,660 --> 00:55:41,080 50 hours a week and didn't sleep for two years. 941 00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,690 It sucked, but sometimes that's just what you have to do. 942 00:55:43,690 --> 00:55:45,370 - Preach. 943 00:55:45,370 --> 00:55:46,430 - What about you Harper? 944 00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:47,950 How's your gig? You still bartending? 945 00:55:47,950 --> 00:55:49,420 - Yeah. No it's great. 946 00:55:49,420 --> 00:55:52,270 Second month is definitely easier than the first. 947 00:55:52,270 --> 00:55:54,430 - Plus we're drinking twice as much for half as cheap, 948 00:55:54,430 --> 00:55:55,720 so really it's a win-win. 949 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,300 - Don't talk like that around mom. 950 00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:59,410 You so much as offer her a mimosa 951 00:55:59,410 --> 00:56:02,239 and she's gonna be going on about your drinking problem. 952 00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:03,072 - Him? 953 00:56:03,072 --> 00:56:04,870 He can hardly finish a beer. 954 00:56:04,870 --> 00:56:06,150 - Right. 955 00:56:06,150 --> 00:56:08,510 Um, but there was this one time... 956 00:56:08,510 --> 00:56:09,660 - I was 16. 957 00:56:09,660 --> 00:56:11,423 - He got drunk at a Christmas party. 958 00:56:11,423 --> 00:56:12,256 It was when- 959 00:56:12,256 --> 00:56:14,380 - And he puked mulled wine all over the porch. 960 00:56:14,380 --> 00:56:16,360 - Martha got pissed because it left 961 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,490 this huge stain in the wood. 962 00:56:18,490 --> 00:56:19,400 - You were there? 963 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:20,233 - Oh yeah. 964 00:56:20,233 --> 00:56:23,050 Dev and I have been on and off together since high school. 965 00:56:23,050 --> 00:56:25,540 She's the unofficial favorite child. 966 00:56:25,540 --> 00:56:27,940 Yeah. - Oh uh, here. 967 00:56:27,940 --> 00:56:28,773 Look. 968 00:56:29,660 --> 00:56:31,320 - Wow. 969 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:34,039 Bold choice. 970 00:56:34,039 --> 00:56:35,260 You guys were adorable. 971 00:56:35,260 --> 00:56:38,563 - Yeah, we really were. - Ah, we kinda still are. 972 00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:42,050 Uh... 973 00:56:42,050 --> 00:56:43,970 Should've seen Jackson's prom pics. 974 00:56:43,970 --> 00:56:45,340 What a dork. 975 00:56:45,340 --> 00:56:48,700 I guess mom's cotillion lessons never paid off. 976 00:56:49,790 --> 00:56:51,750 Oh my God, you have to tell them about what happened 977 00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:53,423 when we were on our way to prom. 978 00:56:59,770 --> 00:57:00,603 - You okay? 979 00:57:01,780 --> 00:57:02,613 - I'm fine. 980 00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:06,113 - You sister seems cool. 981 00:57:07,940 --> 00:57:09,490 - She can be kind of a handful. 982 00:57:16,550 --> 00:57:17,713 - Family is hard. 983 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:25,843 Let's do something fun. 984 00:57:31,350 --> 00:57:33,570 - What do you think? Blueberry or original? 985 00:57:33,570 --> 00:57:34,570 - Whatever you want. 986 00:57:40,620 --> 00:57:41,453 - This. 987 00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:48,660 So you got any plans for the weekend? 988 00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:49,920 - Probably not. 989 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:50,753 - Cool. 990 00:57:50,753 --> 00:57:53,850 I was thinking we could have a party. 991 00:57:53,850 --> 00:57:55,576 Introduce you to some of my friends. 992 00:57:55,576 --> 00:57:56,409 - Okay. 993 00:57:56,409 --> 00:57:58,300 - Devon will drop by. 994 00:57:58,300 --> 00:57:59,470 Maybe my parents. 995 00:57:59,470 --> 00:58:00,530 - Your parents? 996 00:58:00,530 --> 00:58:03,290 - Yeah. They're in town for a few days. 997 00:58:03,290 --> 00:58:06,640 - You're inviting your parents to a house party? 998 00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,300 - Is that a problem? 999 00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:10,730 - No, I just don't understand why 1000 00:58:10,730 --> 00:58:12,943 you'd invite them to our party. 1001 00:58:12,943 --> 00:58:14,080 - I want them to meet you. 1002 00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:15,190 - Oh. 1003 00:58:15,190 --> 00:58:16,530 - They're gonna love you. 1004 00:58:16,530 --> 00:58:17,968 - Your parents? 1005 00:58:17,968 --> 00:58:18,968 - Everybody. 1006 00:58:24,047 --> 00:58:25,980 I got it. - No, I really, I can- 1007 00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:26,813 - Let me. 1008 00:58:46,813 --> 00:58:48,063 You're amazing. 1009 00:59:25,460 --> 00:59:28,330 Wow, great fucking job. 1010 00:59:28,330 --> 00:59:31,340 I would clap, but you know, the wings. 1011 00:59:31,340 --> 00:59:32,770 And it's, it's the rubber thing. 1012 00:59:32,770 --> 00:59:33,990 Don't look at me like that. 1013 00:59:33,990 --> 00:59:35,600 You're the one who doesn't know how to pick men. 1014 00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:36,989 You were totally using that guy 1015 00:59:36,989 --> 00:59:38,163 and you won't be real with yourself, 1016 00:59:38,163 --> 00:59:39,005 you won't be real with us. 1017 00:59:39,005 --> 00:59:40,242 Like just tell him, you know? 1018 00:59:40,242 --> 00:59:41,075 I'm usin- 1019 00:59:56,734 --> 00:59:58,040 - You look great. 1020 00:59:58,040 --> 00:59:58,877 - So do you. 1021 01:00:00,670 --> 01:00:01,670 - We're pretty cute. 1022 01:00:07,282 --> 01:00:09,388 You ready? - Let's do it. 1023 01:00:25,242 --> 01:00:26,075 - Hey, you made it. 1024 01:00:26,075 --> 01:00:27,250 - You think I'd miss a chance to get free booze 1025 01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:28,135 from my little brother? 1026 01:00:28,135 --> 01:00:30,264 - Whoa, who said anything about free? 1027 01:00:30,264 --> 01:00:31,630 Are mom and dad here? 1028 01:00:31,630 --> 01:00:32,638 - Yeah, kitchen. 1029 01:00:32,638 --> 01:00:34,560 - You want a drink? - Um, you know... 1030 01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:36,280 - So you ready to meet the parents? 1031 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:39,940 - Um, well, I mean, I do drink, swear, 1032 01:00:39,940 --> 01:00:42,860 and support the gays, so hopefully that doesn't 1033 01:00:42,860 --> 01:00:43,757 cause a rift in your family? 1034 01:00:43,757 --> 01:00:45,250 - No. Our mom's gonna love you. 1035 01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:46,358 - 'Cause of the gays? 1036 01:00:46,358 --> 01:00:48,050 - 'Cause you're at least twice as smart as the last one, 1037 01:00:48,050 --> 01:00:49,260 and he actually had the balls 1038 01:00:49,260 --> 01:00:50,930 to tell us you were dating. 1039 01:00:50,930 --> 01:00:51,763 - Dating? 1040 01:00:52,827 --> 01:00:55,210 - I swear, Jackson can't keep a secret to save his life. 1041 01:00:55,210 --> 01:00:58,577 - When did he say that? - Oh my god, you look so good. 1042 01:00:58,577 --> 01:01:00,806 - Thank you. - Girlfriend material. 1043 01:01:00,806 --> 01:01:04,034 Oh, have you met the parents? - Uh, no actually. 1044 01:01:04,034 --> 01:01:05,510 This is Harper. 1045 01:01:05,510 --> 01:01:06,984 - Such a pleasure. 1046 01:01:06,984 --> 01:01:08,534 - We have heard so much about you. 1047 01:01:08,534 --> 01:01:10,271 - And we are so glad to see Jackson 1048 01:01:10,271 --> 01:01:12,740 this happy with someone who's worth his time. 1049 01:01:12,740 --> 01:01:14,472 - Has he told you about the cruise? 1050 01:01:14,472 --> 01:01:15,720 - The cruise? 1051 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:17,101 - Next summer. 1052 01:01:17,101 --> 01:01:17,934 - Bermuda. 1053 01:01:17,934 --> 01:01:19,940 - Oh, it's supposed to be gorgeous. 1054 01:01:19,940 --> 01:01:22,350 - And let me tell you, those tickets? Not cheap. 1055 01:01:22,350 --> 01:01:23,380 - Oh my God. I couldn't possibly- 1056 01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:25,250 - Oh nonsense. It's our treat. 1057 01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:26,410 - You should come. 1058 01:01:26,410 --> 01:01:28,037 - Devvy's bringing Bonnie, 1059 01:01:28,037 --> 01:01:30,110 and you can think of it as a romantic getaway. 1060 01:01:30,110 --> 01:01:31,682 - So you'll come? 1061 01:01:31,682 --> 01:01:33,055 - Um, I... 1062 01:01:33,055 --> 01:01:34,177 - Wonderful. 1063 01:01:34,177 --> 01:01:35,860 - Oh, and Christmas. 1064 01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:36,854 - Oh, the Alps. 1065 01:01:36,854 --> 01:01:37,687 Stunning this time of year. 1066 01:01:37,687 --> 01:01:40,020 - I think what they're trying to say is 1067 01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:43,510 we're just really happy to have you as part of our family. 1068 01:01:43,510 --> 01:01:44,343 - Wow. 1069 01:01:44,343 --> 01:01:47,360 Uh, well thank you for considering me. 1070 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:50,053 Um, would you excuse me for just a minute? 1071 01:01:56,236 --> 01:01:57,069 - It's like a heroin addict 1072 01:01:57,069 --> 01:01:59,710 can ask about their family, but Chelsea was like no- 1073 01:01:59,710 --> 01:02:00,860 - Can I, can I borrow him for a second? 1074 01:02:00,860 --> 01:02:01,693 - Can it wait? I was in the middle- 1075 01:02:01,693 --> 01:02:03,827 - It'll totally just take one second. 1076 01:02:06,294 --> 01:02:07,127 - Hey. 1077 01:02:08,933 --> 01:02:10,360 Everything okay? 1078 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:11,924 - What's the deal with this party? 1079 01:02:11,924 --> 01:02:12,757 What do you mean? 1080 01:02:12,757 --> 01:02:14,260 - I mean what the hell is going on? 1081 01:02:14,260 --> 01:02:16,270 We mess around for a few weeks and now your parents 1082 01:02:16,270 --> 01:02:18,000 are booking me into the family calendar? 1083 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,020 Why does your sister think that we're dating? 1084 01:02:20,020 --> 01:02:21,510 - Why are you so upset? 1085 01:02:21,510 --> 01:02:23,280 - I'm not upset. 1086 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,720 I just don't understand why you're 1087 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,520 parading me around like this. 1088 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:28,910 - I'm showing off my awesome girlfriend. 1089 01:02:28,910 --> 01:02:29,743 Is that a crime? 1090 01:02:29,743 --> 01:02:30,740 - No, it's not. 1091 01:02:30,740 --> 01:02:32,200 - Do you care about me? - Of course, yes. 1092 01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,790 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure. 1093 01:02:34,790 --> 01:02:36,313 You're my best friend. 1094 01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:38,860 Okay. 1095 01:02:38,860 --> 01:02:40,093 You know that. 1096 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:43,760 Why do you have to be so insecure? 1097 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,137 - Insecure? - Yes, insecure. 1098 01:02:45,137 --> 01:02:47,020 - You think I'm insecure? 1099 01:02:47,020 --> 01:02:50,120 - You are the textbook definition of insecure. 1100 01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:52,860 Okay, you're like the fucking insecure poster child. 1101 01:02:52,860 --> 01:02:55,060 You can't go more than five minutes without validation 1102 01:02:55,060 --> 01:02:57,650 from a vagina or you shrivel up and die. 1103 01:02:57,650 --> 01:02:58,603 It's exhausting. 1104 01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:03,158 - I'm sorry my friendship is such a burden. 1105 01:03:03,158 --> 01:03:05,200 - No, this is not about our friendship, okay? 1106 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:07,210 Our friendship is great, but this? 1107 01:03:07,210 --> 01:03:10,300 Whatever you're doing right now, this is pissing me off. 1108 01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:11,589 - So you're saying I'm the problem? 1109 01:03:11,589 --> 01:03:12,660 - No. - The problem is that 1110 01:03:12,660 --> 01:03:13,740 I want you in my life- - No, I'm not saying that. 1111 01:03:13,740 --> 01:03:16,262 - But I'm so insecure that- - No! 1112 01:03:16,262 --> 01:03:17,095 - I'm this asshole who wants to have a future- 1113 01:03:17,095 --> 01:03:18,371 - You're blowing this way out of proportion. 1114 01:03:18,371 --> 01:03:19,204 - With the person I'm in love with. 1115 01:03:19,204 --> 01:03:20,390 - Jesus, Jackson, we are not in love. 1116 01:03:20,390 --> 01:03:22,270 - I know you don't believe in it or whatever. 1117 01:03:22,270 --> 01:03:24,090 - No, there is no but. 1118 01:03:24,090 --> 01:03:25,420 I don't love you, Jackson, 1119 01:03:25,420 --> 01:03:28,050 and I'm not your girlfriend and we're not together 1120 01:03:28,050 --> 01:03:29,520 and we're never going to get married 1121 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:31,783 or vacation in fucking Bermuda, okay? 1122 01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,510 Hey, uh, where do you want me to put these? 1123 01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:07,443 Jackson? 1124 01:04:09,390 --> 01:04:10,223 Jackson? 1125 01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:14,520 Are you just gonna ignore me now or? 1126 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:22,840 I do still care about you, you know. 1127 01:04:24,010 --> 01:04:25,420 Even if it's not in the way you'd like, 1128 01:04:25,420 --> 01:04:26,663 you're still important. 1129 01:04:29,470 --> 01:04:30,840 - Is that it? 1130 01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:31,990 - Is that what? 1131 01:04:31,990 --> 01:04:33,020 - Is there anything else you want to say? 1132 01:04:33,020 --> 01:04:36,263 Maybe, I don't know, I'm sorry for starters? 1133 01:04:38,130 --> 01:04:39,730 - I'm sorry I ruined your party. 1134 01:04:41,260 --> 01:04:42,093 - Fuck you. 1135 01:04:43,050 --> 01:04:44,363 - Excuse me? 1136 01:04:45,310 --> 01:04:47,520 What is it you think I did exactly? 1137 01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:50,680 - Aside from being a colossal bitch? 1138 01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:53,540 How about you lied to my face, Harper? 1139 01:04:53,540 --> 01:04:55,240 You acted like we were a couple 1140 01:04:55,240 --> 01:05:00,000 with all of the kissing and the cuddling and the sex. 1141 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,040 Why didn't you tell me what was going on? 1142 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,200 - I tried. 1143 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,033 - When? 1144 01:05:04,033 --> 01:05:06,120 - I don't know. I didn't know how. 1145 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:08,100 It just happened and that it kept happening 1146 01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:09,830 and I wanted to say something 1147 01:05:09,830 --> 01:05:12,220 but you seemed happy and I didn't wanna ruin it. 1148 01:05:12,220 --> 01:05:13,292 - Right, it's not like you were getting 1149 01:05:13,292 --> 01:05:14,260 anything out of the situation. 1150 01:05:14,260 --> 01:05:15,990 - I never wanted anything. 1151 01:05:15,990 --> 01:05:17,130 - Really? 1152 01:05:17,130 --> 01:05:18,800 What about the room and the rent? 1153 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,220 What about the movie tickets? 1154 01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:22,380 - I never asked you for any of that. 1155 01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:23,627 - But you knew I was in love with you. 1156 01:05:23,627 --> 01:05:25,340 - And you knew that I wasn't. 1157 01:05:25,340 --> 01:05:26,930 Did that even matter? 1158 01:05:26,930 --> 01:05:28,160 All that time on top of me, 1159 01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:30,401 did you ever ask if it was okay? 1160 01:05:30,401 --> 01:05:32,360 - Really? 1161 01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:33,260 That's not fair. 1162 01:05:33,260 --> 01:05:36,310 - Nothing about this is fair, Jackson. 1163 01:05:36,310 --> 01:05:38,650 The whole thing sucks. Okay? 1164 01:05:38,650 --> 01:05:40,790 I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings, 1165 01:05:40,790 --> 01:05:42,670 but I don't owe you anything. 1166 01:05:42,670 --> 01:05:44,470 - Just three months of my life back. 1167 01:05:50,110 --> 01:05:51,660 - I'm sorry I wasted your time. 1168 01:05:53,070 --> 01:05:54,770 I'm sorry you spent all that money on a girl 1169 01:05:54,770 --> 01:05:57,430 who didn't want to babysit 24/7, but you know what? 1170 01:05:57,430 --> 01:05:59,530 It's okay, because this means I was right. 1171 01:06:00,450 --> 01:06:02,000 Men and women can't be friends, 1172 01:06:03,390 --> 01:06:05,190 but it's not because sex ruins friendship, 1173 01:06:05,190 --> 01:06:06,430 it's because men aren't interested 1174 01:06:06,430 --> 01:06:07,823 in friends they can't fuck. 1175 01:06:30,730 --> 01:06:32,540 Hey there, looks like I missed your call. 1176 01:06:32,540 --> 01:06:35,571 Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. 1177 01:06:36,430 --> 01:06:37,853 - Hey dad, it's me. 1178 01:06:39,291 --> 01:06:40,791 I know you won't call me back. 1179 01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:44,529 Mom thinks I'm an idiot for even keeping the line open. 1180 01:06:44,529 --> 01:06:46,090 Uh, um... 1181 01:06:46,090 --> 01:06:48,470 I guess I just needed to talk to someone 1182 01:06:48,470 --> 01:06:52,030 and most people would phone a friend except 1183 01:06:52,030 --> 01:06:53,680 I don't really have any of those. 1184 01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:56,833 And the one person I had, 1185 01:06:59,090 --> 01:07:01,133 I just wanted him to be happy, dad. 1186 01:07:02,780 --> 01:07:06,300 We were so good together at the laundry and dishes 1187 01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:10,050 and breakfast and it was easy and perfect. 1188 01:07:14,810 --> 01:07:18,223 Seriously, we were perfect, and that should count, right? 1189 01:07:19,140 --> 01:07:21,590 I shouldn't have to be with him for it to matter. 1190 01:07:23,150 --> 01:07:25,560 But then we're in bed and I can feel him needing that, 1191 01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,870 expecting me to play that, to make it easy, 1192 01:07:27,870 --> 01:07:31,040 to love him back, which should be fine, right? 1193 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,490 I could just fuck him. It doesn't have to matter. 1194 01:07:34,460 --> 01:07:35,293 And then it was too late, 1195 01:07:35,293 --> 01:07:36,990 and I didn't know what else to say. 1196 01:07:38,460 --> 01:07:39,600 Because even if I didn't like it, 1197 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:42,373 I started it and I ever said no. 1198 01:07:43,430 --> 01:07:44,530 I never said anything. 1199 01:07:45,515 --> 01:07:48,230 And now it's over and he's gone and he hates me. 1200 01:07:48,230 --> 01:07:50,273 He was my best friend and he hates me. 1201 01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:58,270 I know I said at the funeral that I didn't believe in God 1202 01:07:58,270 --> 01:08:01,000 or whatever but if you know anybody up there 1203 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,763 that you think could help me out, that would be really cool. 1204 01:08:06,516 --> 01:08:09,066 I'd just like to be wrong about something for once. 1205 01:08:14,890 --> 01:08:15,983 Anyways, I love you. 1206 01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:19,270 I wish you were here. 1207 01:09:43,690 --> 01:09:45,590 - What do you want? 1208 01:09:45,590 --> 01:09:46,840 - Can I buy you a coffee? 1209 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:50,973 - So that was it? You just got up and left? 1210 01:09:55,092 --> 01:09:57,270 He told you he loved you? 1211 01:09:57,270 --> 01:09:58,240 - Yeah. 1212 01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,273 - Do you? 1213 01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:01,960 - No, I... 1214 01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:02,793 I don't know. 1215 01:10:04,740 --> 01:10:07,710 Anyways, you know, I don't believe in that stuff. 1216 01:10:07,710 --> 01:10:09,610 - It's not about believing in anything 1217 01:10:12,190 --> 01:10:13,540 - What am I supposed to do? 1218 01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:15,370 - If you wanna have decent people in your life 1219 01:10:15,370 --> 01:10:18,370 you have to believe that people are capable of being decent. 1220 01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:22,980 It's okay to expect things. 1221 01:10:22,980 --> 01:10:25,453 - Like what? - Like connection. 1222 01:10:27,230 --> 01:10:29,770 - What if I don't want that? - Everybody wants that. 1223 01:10:29,770 --> 01:10:32,173 - Well, what if I don't? - Come on, Harper. 1224 01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,260 Being happy doesn't make you an idiot. 1225 01:10:37,310 --> 01:10:40,140 Maybe that kind of love is bullshit, 1226 01:10:40,140 --> 01:10:41,570 but most love isn't like that. 1227 01:10:41,570 --> 01:10:44,100 It's stupid and weird and inconsistent 1228 01:10:44,100 --> 01:10:47,560 and maybe it doesn't make you together, but... 1229 01:10:49,650 --> 01:10:50,483 He loves you. 1230 01:10:55,870 --> 01:10:56,703 - I should go. 1231 01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:00,643 - I really am sorry. 1232 01:11:01,820 --> 01:11:02,653 - I know. 1233 01:11:04,430 --> 01:11:05,493 Say hi to him for me. 1234 01:11:06,890 --> 01:11:08,390 - We actually aren't together. 1235 01:11:10,018 --> 01:11:11,220 I don't know that we ever were, 1236 01:11:11,220 --> 01:11:13,580 but whatever it was it was good, you know? 1237 01:11:15,570 --> 01:11:16,403 - Yeah. 1238 01:11:21,445 --> 01:11:22,278 Bryn? 1239 01:11:32,712 --> 01:11:33,545 I'm not your kid, you know. 1240 01:11:33,545 --> 01:11:35,963 - Sure you are. You're my rent-a-child. 1241 01:11:36,809 --> 01:11:37,971 Now get out of here. 1242 01:11:37,971 --> 01:11:38,804 - You're such a freak. 1243 01:11:38,804 --> 01:11:41,018 - Don't you have somewhere to be? 1244 01:11:41,018 --> 01:11:43,118 Like a big, romantic gesture or some shit? 1245 01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:41,470 - Hey. 1246 01:12:41,470 --> 01:12:42,303 Harper. 1247 01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:47,913 - How's your night going? 1248 01:12:47,913 --> 01:12:49,200 - Fantastic. 1249 01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:50,737 - Will these be together or separate? 1250 01:12:50,737 --> 01:12:52,173 Separate. 1251 01:12:57,330 --> 01:12:58,163 - Cute shirt. 1252 01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:00,680 - It's mine. 1253 01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,730 - Yeah, he gave it to me right after he called me a bitch 1254 01:13:02,730 --> 01:13:04,822 because I wouldn't fuck him. 1255 01:13:04,822 --> 01:13:06,222 Can I have my candy, please? 1256 01:13:10,940 --> 01:13:11,933 - Sorry, I owe you. 1257 01:13:20,309 --> 01:13:24,580 Harper. 1258 01:13:24,580 --> 01:13:25,413 Harper. 1259 01:13:27,410 --> 01:13:28,370 Are you gonna stay pissed at me? 1260 01:13:28,370 --> 01:13:29,320 I thought we were friends. 1261 01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:30,800 - Yeah, well you said you didn't want to be my friend. 1262 01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,720 - Well, I lied. - Whatever. 1263 01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:35,073 - I'm sorry. Okay? 1264 01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:37,673 I'm sorry. 1265 01:13:37,673 --> 01:13:38,506 I was just... 1266 01:13:40,010 --> 01:13:40,843 Hurt. 1267 01:13:41,810 --> 01:13:44,460 I mean it sucks when the person that you're 1268 01:13:45,940 --> 01:13:49,683 sleeping with tramples your heart into a million pieces. 1269 01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:53,593 I'm sorry I was an asshole to you. 1270 01:13:55,731 --> 01:13:56,564 - Yeah, me too. 1271 01:13:58,090 --> 01:13:58,963 - Truce? 1272 01:14:00,350 --> 01:14:01,183 - Truce. 1273 01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:04,190 What are you doing? 1274 01:14:05,230 --> 01:14:06,230 - I thought we were good. 1275 01:14:06,230 --> 01:14:09,170 - Did you not listen to a single thing I said at the party? 1276 01:14:09,170 --> 01:14:10,720 - You just apologized for that. 1277 01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:12,610 - Yeah, for being an asshole, okay? 1278 01:14:12,610 --> 01:14:14,520 I apologized for hurting your feelings, 1279 01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:17,403 not for not being your dream girl. 1280 01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:20,670 God, what the hell is wrong with you? 1281 01:14:20,670 --> 01:14:21,670 - I just want... 1282 01:14:25,250 --> 01:14:27,120 What is wrong with me? 1283 01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:28,530 - Nothing. 1284 01:14:28,530 --> 01:14:29,583 You're sweet and funny and- 1285 01:14:29,583 --> 01:14:31,700 - I swear to God if you say nice. 1286 01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:33,980 - You are nice. - I don't wanna be nice. 1287 01:14:33,980 --> 01:14:35,100 I don't want to be interchangeable 1288 01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:38,229 with all the other nice guys who are too boring to... 1289 01:14:38,229 --> 01:14:39,062 - To what? 1290 01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:43,153 - To love you. 1291 01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:49,781 - You're not boring. 1292 01:14:52,210 --> 01:14:53,043 - What am I? 1293 01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:56,233 - You're... 1294 01:14:57,360 --> 01:14:58,233 You're my friend. 1295 01:15:01,894 --> 01:15:02,744 - I don't get it. 1296 01:15:03,860 --> 01:15:05,170 You like me, right? 1297 01:15:05,170 --> 01:15:07,040 I mean couldn't we just- - Look, it would be easier 1298 01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:08,500 for everyone if we could just like make out 1299 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:09,920 and call it a day. 1300 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:11,170 Okay, trust me, I get it. 1301 01:15:12,412 --> 01:15:13,712 But I don't feel that way. 1302 01:15:15,100 --> 01:15:17,133 And it's horrible, and I'm sorry. 1303 01:15:18,410 --> 01:15:19,510 But that's how I feel. 1304 01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:23,153 - Okay. 1305 01:15:24,621 --> 01:15:26,917 - I'm so sorry, I... 1306 01:15:26,917 --> 01:15:28,334 - It's all right. 1307 01:15:31,570 --> 01:15:32,403 - Jackson. 1308 01:15:33,510 --> 01:15:34,730 Come on, don't do that. 1309 01:15:35,570 --> 01:15:37,090 Jackson. 1310 01:15:37,090 --> 01:15:38,023 Come back here. 1311 01:15:39,540 --> 01:15:40,373 Jackson. 1312 01:15:41,470 --> 01:15:42,303 Jackson! 1313 01:15:45,921 --> 01:15:46,812 - Shit! 1314 01:15:46,812 --> 01:15:47,990 What the fuck, Harper? 1315 01:15:47,990 --> 01:15:50,140 - You are not a nice guy Jackson Summers. 1316 01:15:50,140 --> 01:15:52,080 - Get off me. - Shut up! 1317 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:54,500 You're not some random guy I moved in with, okay? 1318 01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:57,631 You're not a rebound or a fuck boy or a drinking buddy. 1319 01:15:57,631 --> 01:15:58,907 - Look, you don't have to pretend- 1320 01:15:58,907 --> 01:15:59,897 - Shut the fuck up and listen to me. 1321 01:15:59,897 --> 01:16:00,730 - I get it, you're trying to be nice. 1322 01:16:00,730 --> 01:16:01,877 - I am not, I am not trying to be anything. 1323 01:16:01,877 --> 01:16:02,843 I know what you're gonna say. 1324 01:16:02,843 --> 01:16:03,893 - I fucking love you. 1325 01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:06,673 - What? 1326 01:16:07,570 --> 01:16:12,200 - I said "I love you," you asshole. 1327 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:15,593 And if I could be in love with anyone, it would be you. 1328 01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:19,893 But I'm not. And I'm sorry. 1329 01:16:21,310 --> 01:16:25,433 But please, please don't take my best friend away from me. 1330 01:16:28,509 --> 01:16:30,470 - Do you know how hard this is? 1331 01:16:30,470 --> 01:16:31,303 - What? 1332 01:16:32,410 --> 01:16:34,000 - Being in love with you. 1333 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,450 - No. 1334 01:16:35,450 --> 01:16:36,863 It sounds terrible. 1335 01:16:38,060 --> 01:16:39,660 - It's pretty bad. - I'm sorry. 1336 01:16:41,050 --> 01:16:42,480 - I know. - I wish... 1337 01:16:43,490 --> 01:16:44,323 - I know. 1338 01:16:52,116 --> 01:16:52,949 Fuck. 1339 01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:04,483 - Love is weird. 1340 01:17:05,420 --> 01:17:06,717 - Love blows. 1341 01:17:06,717 --> 01:17:07,710 - No. 1342 01:17:07,710 --> 01:17:08,860 I bet it's pretty good. 1343 01:17:11,179 --> 01:17:13,990 I hope I get to love somebody as shitty as me. 1344 01:17:13,990 --> 01:17:14,823 - You will. 1345 01:17:16,210 --> 01:17:17,060 - Do you promise? 1346 01:17:18,690 --> 01:17:21,073 - I promise. 1347 01:17:43,580 --> 01:17:45,440 It's a terrible story when you think about it. 1348 01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:46,570 Oh it's so boring. 1349 01:17:46,570 --> 01:17:48,200 - No blood. - No guns. 1350 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,748 No vengeful robots or killer sex mutants. 1351 01:17:51,581 --> 01:17:53,030 - Well, and I guess a lot of people 1352 01:17:53,030 --> 01:17:55,050 just aren't going to get it or like it, 1353 01:17:55,050 --> 01:17:58,440 'cause it's not how these things are supposed to go, right? 1354 01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:02,230 And after all, like how do two people love each other 1355 01:18:02,230 --> 01:18:04,533 this much and fuck it up that bad? 1356 01:18:05,690 --> 01:18:07,040 - Um... 1357 01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:09,410 You can only say I'm sorry so many times, 1358 01:18:09,410 --> 01:18:12,440 but I really am sorry for making you feel 1359 01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:15,720 so trapped or obligated. 1360 01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:16,660 - It's okay. 1361 01:18:16,660 --> 01:18:18,533 - I just- - It's really okay. 1362 01:18:21,125 --> 01:18:24,260 And I guess at the end, I, I do think that 1363 01:18:24,260 --> 01:18:27,940 it's a happy story about us. 1364 01:18:27,940 --> 01:18:29,210 - Yeah, how we were always going to be 1365 01:18:29,210 --> 01:18:31,150 better friends than anything else. 1366 01:18:31,150 --> 01:18:33,220 - It was about growing up. - Having space. 1367 01:18:33,220 --> 01:18:34,330 - It was about waffles. 1368 01:18:34,330 --> 01:18:39,000 - Yeah, and it was a love story or something. 1369 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,853 - Yeah, or something. 1370 01:19:10,788 --> 01:19:13,846 not like the movies 1371 01:20:52,636 --> 01:20:55,638 not like the movies 88055