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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:08,333 Boys, come here! Everyone behind me. Now! 4 00:01:12,125 --> 00:01:14,916 From now on, you're all recruited 5 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,625 into the Revolutionary Liberation Army! 6 00:01:16,708 --> 00:01:18,375 To the trucks, hurry! 7 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,125 No! Stop! 8 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:23,041 Stop! 9 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,416 Please. 10 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:32,083 Bribing Congolese public workers in '96. 11 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:36,416 Purchase of stolen light aircraft from the Chad militia in 2001. 12 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:40,833 Falsification of papers at the Sudan border in 2007. 13 00:01:40,916 --> 00:01:42,916 -Shall I go on? -That was in 2008. 14 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:48,458 Colonel, we made a deal. You leave the boys alone. 15 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:50,125 The deal also involved you paying. 16 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:53,083 And you haven't paid! 17 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:54,416 How much was it? 18 00:01:55,041 --> 00:01:56,583 Fifty thousand. 19 00:01:56,666 --> 00:01:59,041 Your Eminence, you know the money was well spent. 20 00:01:59,125 --> 00:02:01,250 No, I don't know. And I don't want to know. 21 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:03,250 You say it was and that's enough for me. 22 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:06,208 I've known you since I was your Bible Theology teacher. 23 00:02:06,291 --> 00:02:07,500 How could I not trust you? 24 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:11,583 No more Indiana Jones of the clergy, and no more Africa. 25 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:13,916 The boys depend on me. 26 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,208 I can't leave them alone with the guerrillas. 27 00:02:16,291 --> 00:02:17,125 They'll kill them. 28 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,375 Welcome to the Vatican Bank. 29 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:25,791 What are you doing? 30 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:29,541 The company's paying. Representation fee. 31 00:02:29,625 --> 00:02:33,291 One gets out of extreme situations as one can, but... 32 00:02:34,791 --> 00:02:35,708 No, no. 33 00:02:35,791 --> 00:02:38,041 No, no. One moment, I've got it. 34 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:41,333 ...hacking the Vatican's reserve funds... 35 00:02:41,416 --> 00:02:44,375 is a whole new level, Champions League level. 36 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:45,375 Two seconds. 37 00:02:49,791 --> 00:02:50,958 That's it! 38 00:02:51,041 --> 00:02:55,291 No, not Champions League level. That's another thing, 39 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:58,208 your obsession with evangelizing through your damned soccer... 40 00:02:58,291 --> 00:03:02,583 No, this is more of a Champions League of criminality, 41 00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:05,375 embezzlement and organized crime. 42 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:11,958 Thank you for using the Vatican Bank. 43 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:16,583 I barely managed to stop the Holy Father from excommunicating you. 44 00:03:16,666 --> 00:03:19,791 But in exchange I promised that you'd go back to the apostolate 45 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:21,958 and to catechesis. 46 00:03:22,041 --> 00:03:24,333 Tomorrow you're going to your new destination. 47 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,916 South America? India? 48 00:03:33,541 --> 00:03:34,833 San what? 49 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:36,541 Eh? 50 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:44,625 HOLY GOALIE 51 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:46,791 Get those Communion wafers over here. 52 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,208 We'll never finish! 53 00:03:51,958 --> 00:03:54,666 Ramón, my boy, it's you. Shoot! 54 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:56,166 Sorry, Father. 55 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:58,791 You burnt me, darn you. 56 00:03:58,875 --> 00:04:01,458 And pick up the Body of Christ right now. 57 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:04,000 Don't crowd together in the middle, 58 00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:05,125 this isn't a competition. 59 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:09,166 Everyone will receive Communion, so line up straight. 60 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,708 Purificación, don't push the others! 61 00:04:14,666 --> 00:04:15,666 Come on. 62 00:04:16,416 --> 00:04:17,708 The Body of Christ. 63 00:04:18,541 --> 00:04:21,791 The Body of... Angustias, always the same. 64 00:04:21,875 --> 00:04:23,333 Go get that checked out. 65 00:04:23,416 --> 00:04:25,166 The Body of Christ. 66 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:30,166 Thus wrote our holy founder, 67 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:32,208 Saint Theodosius the Cenobiarch, 68 00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:34,708 fifteen centuries ago. 69 00:04:34,791 --> 00:04:36,833 The new guy's here! 70 00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:38,583 -Young men... -He's here! 71 00:04:38,666 --> 00:04:42,041 I'm in the middle of my lesson about St. Theodosius! 72 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,875 -You trod on my foot, darn it! -Sorry. 73 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:51,000 Look, if it were up to me, you'd be excommunicated. 74 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:54,875 Unlike you, I follow orders. 75 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:58,333 Especially if they're from the bishop. That's what the hierarchy's for, 76 00:04:58,416 --> 00:05:01,416 to... be... obeyed. 77 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:06,291 Yes, we know you act like a star, 78 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:09,000 but we work hard here too. 79 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:10,875 And without all the antics. 80 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:21,458 I read in your résumé that you have postgrad studies. 81 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:24,916 Good. That'll be useful, because Father Huerto 82 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,375 is too old to milk Leonor, 83 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:28,375 our dairy cow. 84 00:05:28,791 --> 00:05:30,333 So you know what your lot is... 85 00:05:34,791 --> 00:05:37,375 African cows are a lot wilder. 86 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:39,250 This is a piece of cake. 87 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:41,875 How did you do it? 88 00:05:41,958 --> 00:05:45,083 Leonor only lets Father Huerto milk her. 89 00:05:45,791 --> 00:05:48,083 The trick is to not let them smell fear. 90 00:05:54,166 --> 00:05:56,291 I don't know about scared, 91 00:05:58,541 --> 00:06:00,500 but we're certainly not shitless now. 92 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,458 Hey, Grandpa. 93 00:06:11,541 --> 00:06:12,541 What? 94 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:14,583 Did you get it? 95 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:15,708 Get what? 96 00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:17,500 Come on, don't play dumb. 97 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:26,458 But just a dab, eh? Don't get hooked. 98 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:37,833 Hair gel multiplies the sin of vanity by 100%. 99 00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:42,583 Juanito, St. Theodosius' manual bans perfumes, ointments and resins, 100 00:06:42,666 --> 00:06:44,708 but it doesn't mention hair gel. 101 00:06:44,791 --> 00:06:46,333 Cut it out with St. Theodosius. 102 00:06:46,416 --> 00:06:49,291 What's wrong with a little hair gel? 103 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:51,750 Does looking one's best make us bad priests? 104 00:06:53,416 --> 00:06:54,583 Morning, guys. 105 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:55,791 Good morning. 106 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,708 -Mother of God! -No, that's Jesus Christ. 107 00:07:00,791 --> 00:07:02,000 And shaded in. 108 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:03,666 Bless us, Lord, 109 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:05,625 and the food we're handling. 110 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:08,125 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 111 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,416 -Amen! -Amen! 112 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:10,625 Morning, Fathers. 113 00:07:11,416 --> 00:07:12,625 Brother, a question. 114 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:14,125 I'm a little lost. 115 00:07:14,208 --> 00:07:15,875 My cell, where is it? 116 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:20,375 For 20 years, Father Antoñanzas has kept a strict vow of silence. 117 00:07:20,458 --> 00:07:22,791 At the end, on the right, 22 steps. 118 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:24,375 Thank you, brothers. 119 00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:27,166 Oh, God. 120 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,208 Well, the manual of St. Theodosius. 121 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:43,875 In Africa, where I've come from, 122 00:07:43,958 --> 00:07:48,250 as some of you know, this manual would come in handy... 123 00:07:48,791 --> 00:07:51,166 to prop up the table where my boys eat. 124 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:59,208 Gentlemen, my first theology lesson is that there are two kinds of priests. 125 00:07:59,291 --> 00:08:00,500 The priests who follow 126 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:03,125 the Holy Mother Church, Roman Catholic and Apostolic, 127 00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:06,625 and those that are as God intended. 128 00:08:06,708 --> 00:08:08,583 Decide which kind you want to be. 129 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,666 Those who study the letters of St. Theodosius, 130 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,166 which is fine, 131 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:15,958 or those that go out into the world to prop up tables. 132 00:08:16,666 --> 00:08:18,041 But, if you choose the first kind, 133 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:23,416 I'm really sorry, but I can't teach you anything. 134 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,833 Sorry, I forgot. Come closer. 135 00:08:31,458 --> 00:08:33,791 There's a third kind of priest. 136 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:34,875 -Yes? -Yes. 137 00:08:34,958 --> 00:08:36,250 Come closer. 138 00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:38,916 It's a very rare species. 139 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:39,958 -Yes? -Yes. 140 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:41,041 Closer. 141 00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:43,416 And it's in danger of extinction. 142 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:44,500 -Yes? -Yes. 143 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:46,666 I'm talking about... Father Munilla! 144 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:50,416 He turns up naked and covered in tattoos! 145 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,875 He shoves his backside in our faces, Monsignor. 146 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,583 Eat up. Have a couple of prawns. 147 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:59,375 I never miss Wednesday lunches here. 148 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:01,375 He'd be better off in this seminary. 149 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,000 Monsignor, he'd be more controlled. 150 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:08,250 Don't worry, he will be. 151 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,500 Really? 152 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:13,125 Yes. As well as all of you at St. Theodosius. 153 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:15,708 I've decided to merge the two seminaries. 154 00:09:15,791 --> 00:09:19,125 We just received a magnificent offer 155 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:21,291 to turn this place into a luxury Parador hotel. 156 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:25,416 A luxury hotel? 157 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:30,500 St. Theodosius is our home. 158 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:31,666 Too many debts. 159 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:35,041 The budget you allocated me doesn't stretch any further. 160 00:09:37,541 --> 00:09:40,791 So, what will become of us? 161 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,125 We'll make room for you here with Cienfuegos 162 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,291 and you can bring your novices. 163 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:47,500 Monsignor. 164 00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:49,416 Hey, Cienfuegos! 165 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:51,708 Is everything to your liking? 166 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,500 By the way, the hotel is a great opportunity. 167 00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:58,625 Faith doesn't pay the bills, right, Munilla? 168 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:03,666 Relax, Jacinto. Under my care, 169 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,541 you'll be very comfortable. 170 00:10:08,791 --> 00:10:09,916 And you? 171 00:10:10,416 --> 00:10:12,333 You don't want any prawns? 172 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:14,916 Novices! 173 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,625 Labor laboris! 174 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,416 That means work! 175 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,791 Look at them. The pride of my bishopric. 176 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,333 They're bound to win the Champions Clerum. 177 00:10:26,416 --> 00:10:27,791 The "Champinion Plerum"? 178 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:28,791 Munilla! 179 00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:32,541 It's like a Champions League for the clergy. 180 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,041 The final will be contested in Rome. The Vatican team remains unbeaten. 181 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:39,500 Their stadium's a kind of Colosseum 182 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:41,333 refitted as a pitch. 183 00:10:41,416 --> 00:10:43,125 "The Pit" they call it. 184 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:44,958 The winner will become 185 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:48,250 the emblem of the New Christianity. 186 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:51,958 I won't lie to you, Munilla, winning the Champions 187 00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:55,333 would be a major feather in my cap. 188 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:58,625 -For His Holiness, I mean. -I understand, Monsignor. 189 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,541 Hey, Rouco! 190 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:05,125 How are you? How's retirement? 191 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,208 Yes, I know, a great penthouse. 192 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,958 Like that, you see? Shit, it's not that hard. 193 00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:17,333 Jacinto, pass it! You're a star! 194 00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:19,208 You're still an ace! 195 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,250 Golly! Seafood! 196 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,208 What a treat! 197 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,416 My dear brothers, 198 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:53,458 we're being transferred to the Diocesan seminary. 199 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:57,791 They're turning this place into a luxury hotel. 200 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:03,250 I wish I could tell you something else, 201 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:08,041 but, for a while now, St. Theodosius has been in the red, 202 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:11,500 and there's no solution. 203 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,416 Maybe there is. 204 00:12:17,791 --> 00:12:19,208 What are you doing, Father? 205 00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:20,750 Sit down and don't interrupt. 206 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:24,416 What am I doing? What you should be doing. 207 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,875 Finding solutions to keep your monastery. 208 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:28,333 How dare you! 209 00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:30,291 Start a soccer team, Munilla. 210 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,333 Crush Cienfuegos' team. 211 00:12:32,416 --> 00:12:36,291 Crush the darn Vatican Pit and win the Champions Clerum. 212 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:39,125 No one will dare to close down the emblem of the New Christianity. 213 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:40,166 Don't you see? 214 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,541 Have some balls! 215 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:43,541 Balls? 216 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:44,375 Yes! 217 00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:45,833 No. 218 00:12:45,916 --> 00:12:47,083 Order. 219 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,541 Come with me for a moment. 220 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,500 You're just a newcomer 221 00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,083 and you dare to undermine me in front of everyone 222 00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:00,083 with this stupid soccer idea! 223 00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:01,791 It's a crazy idea, yes. 224 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:02,625 Yes! 225 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,833 But it's better than just repeating the Litany of the Virgin, 226 00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:06,291 which is all you can do. 227 00:13:08,666 --> 00:13:09,625 Munilla... 228 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,250 Don't you realize? 229 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,833 You have the chance to teach these guys the lesson of their life. 230 00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:19,500 Let them fight for their monastery, damn it, their home! 231 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:23,958 Or do nothing. 232 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:26,833 Maybe you really want to share a bunk 233 00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:28,541 with that idiot, Cienfuegos. 234 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,875 What the heck's wrong with you? 235 00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:41,458 Father Munilla. 236 00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:42,458 What? 237 00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:44,458 We're really keen to try it. 238 00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:46,166 Yes, yes. 239 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:49,083 We'd like to as well. 240 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,333 If this isn't a mutin-- 241 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:53,541 a rebelli-- 242 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,500 an act of-- 243 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,333 May God come down... 244 00:13:58,416 --> 00:13:59,666 and see it. 245 00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:05,625 I don't know much about soccer, 246 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:09,125 but I have given myself up to the Virgin of Guadalupe, 247 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:12,250 and I can kick like a pro, teach. 248 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,333 I'm Brazilian, soccer's in my blood. 249 00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:20,500 For a cerebral player like me, midfield's my natural position, 250 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:21,791 distributing the play. 251 00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:25,083 Right. 252 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,750 Tiki-taka style. 253 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:29,791 Dribbling the ball. 254 00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:34,416 And I can do bicycle kicks over and over. 255 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,333 I don't need to train. 256 00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:39,541 With that beautiful body God gave you, 257 00:14:40,416 --> 00:14:45,125 I see you more as a kick-ass goalie, man. 258 00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:47,208 Cool. 259 00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:49,000 'Cause you're a star, right? 260 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,166 Yo, you got it. 261 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,083 I'm good in the corners too. 262 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,708 You know what, Ramón? 263 00:14:56,791 --> 00:14:59,000 What I see is that... 264 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,875 is that you... 265 00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:03,041 you've got soccer know-how. 266 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,666 You bet. 267 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:08,375 My father, may he rest in peace, 268 00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:11,375 was a big Leganés fan. Something must have rubbed off. 269 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,916 Ramón, you're made for the sidelines. 270 00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:15,666 It's settled. 271 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,500 You're it. Assistant coach. 272 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,625 What? 273 00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,791 Assistant coach? I like it! 274 00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:29,083 Quick, Simón. Now we've got five balls. 275 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,750 -Got it? -Hurry, let's go! 276 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:33,958 This isn't right, Ramón. 277 00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:36,208 Or wrong. It's a private school. They've got tons of balls. 278 00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:38,000 Bastards! 279 00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:48,166 Out of the way! 280 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,250 AMBULANCE 281 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:50,750 That was Sara, wasn't it? 282 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,375 Simón, I've got whitewash all over me! 283 00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:03,625 Stop, Simón! 284 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:05,958 Simón! 285 00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:08,291 Straighten up, we're making the field round. 286 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:16,750 Pay attention, Juan Bautista. Watch and learn. 287 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,000 Go for it, Simón. 288 00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:23,708 Get me up and I'll show you how to do a bicycle kick. 289 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:28,666 Good! 290 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,500 -Good, Simón! -Well done, Simón! 291 00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:33,125 -No. No good. -Next time! 292 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,291 Father, that's no good. 293 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,541 Lift your habit! Stretch those abductor muscles! 294 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:40,250 Green. I told you. They're very green. 295 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,958 They'll ripen today. 296 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:45,958 Ripen? 297 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,416 They're going to get creamed. 298 00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:55,791 That's right, they'll ripen. 299 00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,375 HOME - VISITORS 300 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,708 -Go, go! -Gentlemen, go! 301 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,666 No! Not like that! 302 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,583 No! 303 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,625 Come on, boys! 304 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,416 Man-to-man marking! 305 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,875 Come on, pay attention! Up! 306 00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:14,291 Watch these people, my God! 307 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:15,916 They're good up high. 308 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,416 Go on, don't miss it! 309 00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:21,583 It's fine. Keep doing the same. 310 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,708 Well, maybe a bit better. 311 00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:32,208 Bautista! 312 00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:34,916 I'm not asking you to save them all, 313 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,708 but cut out the own goals. 314 00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:39,291 Another goal, father, another goal. 315 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:43,083 Go, go down. Good! That's it, Simón. 316 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,708 Come on! Ref! 317 00:17:45,791 --> 00:17:46,875 You cockroach! 318 00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:48,291 That's no way to referee! 319 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:49,958 Ref, that's a foul! 320 00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:51,041 Foul! 321 00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,666 Go! Good, Simón! Keep up the pressure! 322 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,375 Look out! Stop, stop! 323 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,250 This is serious. 324 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,666 Medic! 325 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,583 Alright... Make way! 326 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,458 Are you alright? On your back. 327 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,500 Slowly. 328 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,250 Sounds broken. 329 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,583 It's his scrotum. 330 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,166 I think one of his balls is jammed up. 331 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:16,458 Thank you, doctor. 332 00:18:16,541 --> 00:18:17,625 The left one. 333 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,083 Shall I help you get your pants down? 334 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,250 No, no, no. 335 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,833 I wish I'd been hit. 336 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:26,083 Up to you, but any necrosis isn't my responsibility. 337 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:29,083 And necrosis is... 338 00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:30,000 a pain in the ass. 339 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,666 Move it, Ramón! 340 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,666 What have you lost here? 341 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:36,458 -What have you lost? -Nothing, nothing. 342 00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:38,833 Nothing? Off you go. 343 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,333 Is it swollen? 344 00:18:48,791 --> 00:18:50,625 I don't know what to tell you. 345 00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:53,041 The last time I saw your private parts, 346 00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:54,250 we were 10 years old. 347 00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:56,916 Is it serious? 348 00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,958 For all a novice like you will use it, who cares? 349 00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:02,708 It's swollen alright. 350 00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:05,458 But there's no wrenching. 351 00:19:05,541 --> 00:19:07,916 Maybe this isn't a good time to tell you, 352 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,958 but I'm having a birthday party soon. 353 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:10,916 Do you want to come? 354 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,958 Or are you going to be a cloistered monk? 355 00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:15,541 I don't know... 356 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,166 It hurts. 357 00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:20,791 It hurts. 358 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,291 -Sorry. -It hurts! 359 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,708 Simón! 360 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:34,666 Bravo, Simón! 361 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,083 Guys. 362 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:39,791 Guys, take it easy. 363 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,750 Look at me. 364 00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,083 Look at me. 365 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,875 It'll all get better from now on, okay? 366 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,041 It's the only good thing about... 367 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,208 playing like shit! 368 00:19:56,541 --> 00:19:58,000 Ramón, when's the next game? 369 00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:00,375 In three weeks, against Molinaseca. 370 00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,708 Good. You heard that. 371 00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:04,875 We have three weeks to become soccer players 372 00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:07,333 that play soccer, not that. 373 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,791 Tomorrow morning you're going to sweat blood. 374 00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:14,125 Father. 375 00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:17,500 What? 376 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,250 Why wait until tomorrow? 377 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:22,875 Yeah? 378 00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:24,791 Yeah! 379 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,750 -Sure! Hell yeah! -Come on, guys! 380 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:27,875 Hell yeah! 381 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,375 -Hell yeah! -Let's go, novices! 382 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:32,541 -Come on! -C'mon, guys! 383 00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:36,875 Let's go! 384 00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:40,083 For God's sake... 385 00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:42,125 For God's-- 386 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,458 What did I say about pastries? 387 00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:48,708 Not one more, not a one! 388 00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:56,208 I'll put you down for two reds for consecration 389 00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:58,291 -and a white for cooking. -No. 390 00:20:58,375 --> 00:20:59,583 Just one of each. 391 00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:01,458 And the red can be a store-brand young wine. 392 00:21:01,541 --> 00:21:02,500 But Father... 393 00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:03,875 We can't afford to treat ourselves. 394 00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:08,625 I've got something you can't say no to. 395 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,416 Look at this beauty. 396 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,125 For the love of God! 397 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,916 This is the latest thing in the Vatican right now. 398 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Try it out. 399 00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:18,916 -May I? -Yes. 400 00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,750 Lift it up. Lift it up and consecrate. 401 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:31,250 -Hallelujah! -Hallelujah! 402 00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:35,125 Get it away. 403 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:37,583 And leave me alone. Don't try to trick me, I'm busy. 404 00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:40,416 I'll take the catalogs and let you know. 405 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,000 Father Béjar's going to appreciate this! 406 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:43,958 I don't believe it! 407 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:46,666 A little water bothers you, Ulises? 408 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:48,791 The water bothers you? Up you get! 409 00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:53,000 -I can't do it! -C'mon, guys! Juan Bautista! 410 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,041 Yes, you can! 411 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:58,958 Hail Mary, Father. 412 00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:00,708 I have a surprise. 413 00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:04,166 A prayer card that's selling divinely in the Vatican. 414 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:06,208 It's beautiful. With the Baby Jesus. 415 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,291 That's it, Simón! That's it! 416 00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:11,791 Father? 417 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:12,708 He ran out on me. 418 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,500 RAMÓN, ASSISTANT COACH 419 00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:17,625 Father Munilla! 420 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,583 You're not running, are you? 421 00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:22,208 -What are we going to win? -The Champions Clerum. 422 00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:23,125 I can't hear you! 423 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:26,375 So many stairs... Wait for me! 424 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:28,625 Two, one... 425 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:32,208 I don't want to interfere. 426 00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:33,875 You're the coach, 427 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:38,791 but I just think it's better to go for goal. 428 00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:41,791 -Right. They'll beat us by another seven. -Get away with you! 429 00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:43,208 No, all this is fine. 430 00:22:43,291 --> 00:22:45,416 But it's useless unless we strengthen the midfield. 431 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:50,416 Who's that dark-skinned guy who sneaked them all in? 432 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:51,333 Jesús. 433 00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,500 He's called Jesús. 434 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:59,916 I think it was Jesús Heredia. Heredia. 435 00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:02,958 So Jesús will be our savior. 436 00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:06,458 Ladies and gentlemen! 437 00:23:06,541 --> 00:23:08,250 Today's "Blass Fradei"! 438 00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:10,916 Ma'am, for your hubby. He'll look like Usain Bolt. 439 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,041 You want them, don't you? Antonia, a pair of panties for ya? 440 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:15,500 Everything is one euro. 441 00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:16,666 Jesús? Are you Jesús? 442 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:18,083 Jesús Heredia, at your service. 443 00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:20,583 What do you want? Panties, bras, briefs? 444 00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:23,041 Look, "Kelvin Klins", 445 00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:24,583 latest fashion, elastic and all. 446 00:23:24,666 --> 00:23:26,333 See? Water-resistant. 447 00:23:26,416 --> 00:23:29,083 Some deep-fried calamari for Jesús. 448 00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:31,375 -Wicked! All for me? -The lot. 449 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,500 I got no problem, 450 00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:43,958 but I don't know what Father Grabiel will say. 451 00:23:44,041 --> 00:23:45,291 Father Grabiel? 452 00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:46,625 Father Grabiel, yes, sir. 453 00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:50,416 Father Grabiel is my pastor. 454 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:51,916 Look. 455 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,833 Brother! Sister! 456 00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:58,208 -Give up drugs! -Amen! 457 00:23:58,291 --> 00:24:00,708 Stop getting wasted! 458 00:24:01,416 --> 00:24:03,250 Drugs are a dead end! 459 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:05,750 They're the road to perdition. 460 00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:07,125 -Give up alcohol. -Amen! 461 00:24:07,208 --> 00:24:09,833 Give up the nose candy! 462 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:12,291 It's the road to destruction. 463 00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:14,208 -Loose women. -Amen! 464 00:24:14,291 --> 00:24:16,625 -Smoking. -Hallelujah! 465 00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:18,375 But little by little. 466 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,291 -Hallelujah! -Hallelujah! 467 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,416 Little by little, progressively. 468 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,166 -Hallelujah! -Hallelujah! 469 00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:26,708 -Hallelujah! -Glory be to God! 470 00:24:26,791 --> 00:24:28,166 -Hallelujah! -Hallelujah! 471 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:30,166 Glory be to God! 472 00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,458 When on the path of God, 473 00:24:31,541 --> 00:24:34,916 you're on the path of the glorious Nazarene. 474 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,083 Glory be to God! 475 00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:37,375 He lifts you up. 476 00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:39,125 -He purifies you. -Amen! 477 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:41,375 Feel it in your heart. 478 00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:43,208 -Hallelujah! -Hallelujah! 479 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:46,125 Hallelujah! I'll tell you something... 480 00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:48,708 Uncle Elisaldo's daughter has a problem. 481 00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:51,875 She needs one of those "orthendontics" devices, 482 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,625 and they cost a packet. 483 00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:55,208 Let's sing a song of joy. 484 00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:56,583 We'll pass the plate... 485 00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:59,833 Hallelujah, Glory be to God and a big hug for y'all! 486 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:01,791 -Hallelujah! -Hallelujah! 487 00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:05,791 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 488 00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:08,208 Receive Him now! Receive God! 489 00:25:10,291 --> 00:25:13,208 Anoint him, Lord! Anoint him, Father! 490 00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:15,541 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 491 00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:18,916 Yes, Lord! Lead me out of the darkness! 492 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,583 Hallelujah! 493 00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:23,416 Yes, Lord! Hallelujah! 494 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:25,625 No! 495 00:25:26,208 --> 00:25:30,750 Have you ever seen an Evangelical play for the Pope? 496 00:25:31,416 --> 00:25:33,083 That's exactly my point. 497 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:34,333 Come on, Father Grabiel. 498 00:25:34,416 --> 00:25:36,250 From one father to another, help us out, damn it. 499 00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:38,250 We need your boys to beat the bishop's team. 500 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:43,000 -This is about fucking over the Bishop? -No. 501 00:25:44,416 --> 00:25:46,125 God forgive me. 502 00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:47,833 The Bishop is a bad dude. 503 00:25:47,916 --> 00:25:51,416 He keeps shutting down my places of worship. 504 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:55,416 So, if you slip me a few euros... 505 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,708 For the transfer, I mean. 506 00:25:57,791 --> 00:25:59,708 -God forgive me. -Of course. 507 00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:01,500 Let's see, Father Salvador. 508 00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:03,500 You and this Father Grabiel 509 00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:07,541 are flouting all the laws of the Holy Mother Church. 510 00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:09,291 You lie. 511 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:11,416 You bribe shamelessly. 512 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,125 Here we go. What if the kid was baptized? 513 00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:17,208 -All this for a soccer player? -Yes, for a soccer player 514 00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:19,583 that we need to win the Champions Clerum. 515 00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:22,375 "Chappium" Clerum, whatever the heck it is! 516 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:23,791 No! 517 00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:27,125 Got it? 518 00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,750 Come on, novices! 519 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Make sure you warm up! Stretch! 520 00:26:39,208 --> 00:26:40,375 Go, guys! Go! 521 00:26:40,458 --> 00:26:43,750 Priests, it's our turn to "beat the hell" out of you! 522 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:45,458 Ignore him. 523 00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:48,250 Torrezno! I'll beat the holy crap out of you! 524 00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:49,250 Apostate! 525 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:52,291 Ramón, we're not responding to provocation. Got it? 526 00:26:52,375 --> 00:26:53,333 -Got it. -Got it? 527 00:26:53,416 --> 00:26:54,500 -Got it. -Go, guys. 528 00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:57,958 Don't let the home-field advantage get to you. We're out to win. 529 00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:01,875 Come on, guys! Let's move it around! 530 00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:05,166 -Hello, Munilla. -Bishop! 531 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,625 When I heard you were playing, I came right away. 532 00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:10,208 Thank you, Monsignor. 533 00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:12,750 The last game didn't go so well for you. 534 00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:13,833 Well, no. 535 00:27:13,916 --> 00:27:16,333 Let's see if you're luckier today. 536 00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:18,125 -Champion. -Thanks. 537 00:27:19,916 --> 00:27:23,500 Father, what was I going to say...? 538 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,333 We... well, the team... 539 00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:30,375 Do we really stand any chance, or...? 540 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,875 With a certain dark-skinned midfielder... 541 00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:38,166 Almighty and Eternal God! 542 00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:45,041 Almighty and Eternal God, please... 543 00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:46,500 Jesús Heredia, at your service. 544 00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:48,125 -Panties, bras, briefs... -Jesús Heredia, 545 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,875 who will today be washed clean from original sin... 546 00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:52,333 Make it snappy, Munilla. 547 00:27:52,416 --> 00:27:55,166 May he be your temple, with the Holy Spirit, O Lord... 548 00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,416 -Amen. -The water! 549 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:58,666 -What's this? -It's blessed. 550 00:28:04,958 --> 00:28:07,291 There! Evangelical and Catholic. 551 00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:09,041 Now I've got dual nationality. 552 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:13,125 Referee, a sub! Get ready, Jesús. 553 00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:14,416 Give me strength, Dad. 554 00:28:14,916 --> 00:28:16,833 Jesús, let's get back in the game! Come on! 555 00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:26,625 Jesús! 556 00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:32,666 Go, Jesús! 557 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,375 -Goal! -Goal! 558 00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:37,500 -Goal! -That's right. 559 00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:52,166 Good, Juan Bautista! 560 00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:54,416 That's it, no fear! Throw yourself at it! 561 00:28:56,416 --> 00:28:58,500 Shoot, Simón! No mercy! 562 00:29:00,291 --> 00:29:02,333 Goal! 563 00:29:02,416 --> 00:29:04,500 Goal! 564 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:17,875 Well, well, Munilla, you kept this quiet! 565 00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:20,875 Yes, sir, good team formation, winning attitudes... 566 00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:24,875 One day I'll visit your monastery and you'll tell me your secret. 567 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:27,125 Of course, Monsignor, whenever you like. 568 00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:31,500 On Thursday, we've got chick pea stew with pig's ear. 569 00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:41,458 We gave it to them up the ass! Hell yeah! 570 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:44,833 With all due respect, Father. 571 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:48,375 Guys, we're men of God. 572 00:29:48,458 --> 00:29:51,000 We don't gloat over the misfortune of others. 573 00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:52,708 -Got it? -Yes, got it. 574 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,166 -Got it? -Where's Munilla? 575 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:57,250 -Munilla, come here! Get in the photo! -The photo. 576 00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:00,791 Everyone say "tiki-taka". 577 00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:02,291 Go on! 578 00:30:02,375 --> 00:30:04,166 Tiki-taka. 579 00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:05,625 One more. 580 00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:07,791 Tiki-taka. 581 00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:11,208 Well, well! It turns out that these guys 582 00:30:11,291 --> 00:30:13,708 have put the monastery of St. Theodosius on the map. 583 00:30:13,791 --> 00:30:16,041 Father Cienfuegos' boys should be worried... 584 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:19,000 It seems they have a serious competitor. 585 00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:22,708 They'll meet next Sunday in the grand final 586 00:30:22,791 --> 00:30:25,291 of the Spanish phase of the Champium Clerum. 587 00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:27,666 And, to encourage the guys of St. Theodosius, 588 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:29,958 and so they keep making a splash, 589 00:30:30,041 --> 00:30:33,833 we'll dedicate this song to them 590 00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:35,958 and their prior, Father... 591 00:30:36,041 --> 00:30:37,291 Jacinto Munilla. 592 00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:18,083 Yes, 593 00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:21,666 I wanted to speak to you. 594 00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:27,708 Let's go! 595 00:31:28,666 --> 00:31:32,125 I hear panting, but no running. Faster, guys! 596 00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:35,000 You heard Ramón! Look sharp, eh? 597 00:31:35,083 --> 00:31:36,291 Good morning. 598 00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:37,541 Hello, Sara. 599 00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:41,458 So? Are you here to measure Father Professor's blood sugar? 600 00:31:41,541 --> 00:31:42,458 Yes. 601 00:31:42,541 --> 00:31:44,458 Let's see how he behaved today. 602 00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:46,541 It's not easy to resist your pastries. 603 00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:47,916 Half the town have developed diabetes. 604 00:31:48,583 --> 00:31:50,041 See you later! 605 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,041 Hi, guys! 606 00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:52,333 -Hi. -Good morning. 607 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,916 Juan Bautista, I'm cutting down your pastry dose. 608 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,708 I'll make your double chin sweat. 609 00:32:06,041 --> 00:32:08,416 -Have you known her long? -Yes. 610 00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:10,958 Since we were little. 611 00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:13,041 We were friends at school. 612 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:14,458 Kids stuff. 613 00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:16,125 Then, as grown-ups... 614 00:32:16,208 --> 00:32:17,541 Grown-up stuff. 615 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,458 Well, until I came here. 616 00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:22,333 Oh, my friend. 617 00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:26,250 When you take this path, you leave a lot of things behind. 618 00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:27,583 Too many. 619 00:32:28,125 --> 00:32:30,166 She's celebrating her birthday today. 620 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:31,916 But I don't think I'll go. 621 00:32:33,416 --> 00:32:36,458 I think a little fresh air would do you good. 622 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,583 Do you think so, Father? I'm a little... 623 00:32:40,666 --> 00:32:42,708 A little what? Scared, right? 624 00:32:44,083 --> 00:32:46,916 Go and face your fears. It's the only way. 625 00:32:47,416 --> 00:32:49,500 All this running around, shorty, 626 00:32:49,583 --> 00:32:51,958 will lead you straight to temptation. 627 00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:54,166 Juanito, it's only a birthday party. 628 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:56,500 You eat cake, blow out candles, and that's it. 629 00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:58,000 -Nothing else? -Nothing else! 630 00:32:58,083 --> 00:32:59,000 Take it easy, Simón. 631 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:01,916 Temptation doesn't stand a chance against a true calling. 632 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:02,916 Wait. 633 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,958 So you smell nice. 634 00:33:06,041 --> 00:33:07,833 I was saving it for myself, 635 00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:09,708 but this is a special occasion. 636 00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:12,833 He's damning himself. 637 00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:20,583 Thanks, Ramón. 638 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:23,625 Go on, go. 639 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:40,708 Simón! 640 00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:43,666 What a surprise! You came! 641 00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:46,458 How are you? This is Simón, guys. 642 00:33:46,541 --> 00:33:47,708 How are you? 643 00:33:47,791 --> 00:33:49,166 I... 644 00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:51,041 I would've liked to get you something, 645 00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:52,625 but we don't get paid at the monastery. 646 00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:53,791 Pastries! 647 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:55,375 Great! Thanks a lot, Simón. 648 00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:57,083 He's spaced out. 649 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:04,750 Want some? 650 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:06,541 I don't smoke, thanks. 651 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:08,000 We'll join you later. 652 00:34:08,083 --> 00:34:09,666 What a character! 653 00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:12,625 I didn't know you had a boyfriend. 654 00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:14,416 I don't. 655 00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,208 Come along. 656 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:21,333 Be careful. 657 00:34:21,416 --> 00:34:25,833 I've never done it with more than two guys in one night. 658 00:34:25,916 --> 00:34:26,958 Or even two. 659 00:34:27,875 --> 00:34:28,958 Come on, guys. 660 00:34:29,041 --> 00:34:31,666 I've never done it on a first date. 661 00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:33,541 If you have, you have to drink. 662 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:37,666 My turn. 663 00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:40,750 I've never... 664 00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:43,916 -been in love. -Here we go. 665 00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:56,166 Go for it. 666 00:34:56,250 --> 00:34:58,208 I've never prayed the rosary. 667 00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:05,875 Hey, that's enough. 668 00:35:05,958 --> 00:35:07,125 Don't go overboard. 669 00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:08,500 Don't listen to him. 670 00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:09,958 No, it's alright. 671 00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:11,500 It's a game, right? 672 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,375 Then it's my turn. 673 00:35:13,458 --> 00:35:14,708 -Go for it. -Go. 674 00:35:21,375 --> 00:35:22,708 Come on! 675 00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:24,666 -Go, go! -Down in one! 676 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:26,708 Mr. Pastry! 677 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:27,958 Are you alright? 678 00:35:29,583 --> 00:35:30,916 Come here. 679 00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:34,125 They're good people. 680 00:35:34,791 --> 00:35:36,666 They just like to laugh at everything. 681 00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:51,208 Are you sure, Simón? 682 00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:53,208 No. 683 00:35:54,291 --> 00:35:55,416 I'm not sure. 684 00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:57,666 Not about this or anything. 685 00:35:57,750 --> 00:36:00,291 I don't know what I want and you're not helping me! 686 00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:01,750 Excuse me? 687 00:36:01,833 --> 00:36:03,250 Simón! 688 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:04,416 Are you alright? 689 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,416 Are you alright? 690 00:36:09,541 --> 00:36:11,041 Come and take that off or you'll freeze. 691 00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,833 No, no, I'm fine. 692 00:36:12,916 --> 00:36:14,041 I'm going. 693 00:36:14,125 --> 00:36:16,583 I promised Father Munilla I'd be back before eight. 694 00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:19,791 -But... -Happy birthday, Sara. 695 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:22,958 Simón. 696 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,166 Shit. 697 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,291 Shit. 698 00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:29,000 Simón, don't go. 699 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:30,750 Simón. 700 00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:01,500 Son. 701 00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:03,166 You had me worried. 702 00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:06,458 What were you up to at this hour, and looking like that? 703 00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:09,875 I've been making a fool of myself. 704 00:37:10,416 --> 00:37:11,875 Haven't you ever made a fool of yourself? 705 00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:16,166 Of course not. 706 00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:18,250 You don't know what it's like outside the seminary, 707 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,916 your prayers and your-- 708 00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:22,958 pastries. 709 00:37:24,083 --> 00:37:26,875 That's all you talk about and teach us. 710 00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:28,583 Useful things for life. 711 00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:31,291 Like the date of the Second Vatican Council. 712 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,041 Or the number of cardinals in the Conclave. 713 00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:37,041 We can count on you for that. 714 00:37:38,708 --> 00:37:40,875 But, when we have a real doubt or something bothering us, 715 00:37:40,958 --> 00:37:43,041 turning to our rector is useless! 716 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:47,416 Luckily, God sent us Father Salvador. 717 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:48,916 He listens to us, 718 00:37:50,083 --> 00:37:52,375 understands us and gives us advice. 719 00:37:52,958 --> 00:37:55,291 If it wasn't for him and our high hopes for soccer, 720 00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:57,458 which he brought too, 721 00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:59,916 this monastery would be just a pastry factory. 722 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,333 Let me in, Father, I want to go to bed. 723 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,458 No, son, no. 724 00:38:14,416 --> 00:38:16,458 This monastery has a closing time. 725 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,083 It's not open till the morning prayers. 726 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:48,583 Go on, rub out all those lines. 727 00:38:48,666 --> 00:38:50,208 Are there no more brooms? 728 00:38:50,291 --> 00:38:52,583 Mateo, go for brooms. 729 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,541 All the brooms you can find. 730 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,666 What are you doing, Munilla? 731 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:58,208 No more soccer. 732 00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,583 What? But... why? 733 00:39:00,666 --> 00:39:02,083 -Why? -Yes. 734 00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:04,375 Because I put my trust in you 735 00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:06,583 and you spoiled my years of work. 736 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:09,916 These guys are everything to me. 737 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,333 They're my life. 738 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:13,833 And you're putting wild ideas into their heads. 739 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:14,875 No more soccer! 740 00:39:15,416 --> 00:39:17,333 Oh, really? And what do you suggest? 741 00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:20,000 Should we kneel and pray? 742 00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:21,666 You think that'll save all this. 743 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,958 Right, guys, kneel and pray to St. Theodosius. 744 00:39:24,041 --> 00:39:26,875 You think and speak like that because you have little faith. 745 00:39:26,958 --> 00:39:27,916 Almost none. 746 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Faith? You have to go out and look for faith. 747 00:39:30,083 --> 00:39:32,333 Sure, and get back drunk as skunks. 748 00:39:32,416 --> 00:39:33,583 And doubting everything. 749 00:39:34,291 --> 00:39:36,791 These guys aren't prepared to face the world yet. 750 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:38,583 No more soccer! 751 00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:40,125 Isn't it about time? 752 00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:41,500 What are we preparing them for? 753 00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:43,000 Who? You? 754 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:44,875 You don't teach them much. 755 00:39:44,958 --> 00:39:48,458 Only to negotiate with mercenaries 756 00:39:48,541 --> 00:39:51,833 or steal from the Vatican accounts. 757 00:39:51,916 --> 00:39:52,791 Munilla! 758 00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:55,041 You see? 759 00:39:55,125 --> 00:39:56,833 No, don't stop. 760 00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:57,833 Go on. 761 00:39:57,916 --> 00:39:59,833 Keep being an example to them. 762 00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:03,666 Keep teaching these guys your idea of the Church. 763 00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:09,958 Meanwhile, here... there's order! 764 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,833 Pull that thing down. 765 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:18,791 There you go. 766 00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:20,666 Take away the net. 767 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:23,625 Separate the crossbars and pile them up there. 768 00:40:23,708 --> 00:40:24,625 Those ones, too. 769 00:40:24,708 --> 00:40:26,458 The evangelical guides... 770 00:40:26,541 --> 00:40:29,166 for centuries in the Church... 771 00:40:30,083 --> 00:40:33,666 have been the friars' way of life. 772 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:39,791 These three vows to live in blessedness 773 00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:44,166 are the pillars of our fraternal life. 774 00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:50,291 He took his son as Spiritual Father. 775 00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:54,250 When he was young, he felt the desire to follow in Abraham's footsteps 776 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:56,750 and left his parents, to devote himself to his love of God. 777 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,750 Got it? 778 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,750 Theodosius settled in Jerusalem 779 00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:06,416 at the time of the Council of Chalcedon, in 451. 780 00:42:14,041 --> 00:42:15,500 Jacinto! 781 00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:16,666 Are you there? 782 00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:19,125 Avelino! My God! You gave me a fright. 783 00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:20,833 I didn't see you. 784 00:42:20,916 --> 00:42:22,458 Neither did I, son. 785 00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:25,416 The Paradores people are waiting for you downstairs. 786 00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,791 I'll be right there. Go on ahead. 787 00:42:55,541 --> 00:42:57,416 Not a Romanesque monastery, 788 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,041 I want a romantic monastery. 789 00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,625 We'll put a spa in there. 790 00:43:01,250 --> 00:43:02,666 I want a big, open space. 791 00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:04,416 It needs light, open windows. 792 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:08,125 Get rid of that cloistered monk stench. 793 00:43:08,208 --> 00:43:09,166 Don't you smell it? 794 00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:15,041 Good sense of smell. 795 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,750 Alright, I'm Father Munilla, prior of this seminary. 796 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:22,458 How can I help you? 797 00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:25,000 As you know, Paradores is buying this monastery. 798 00:43:25,083 --> 00:43:27,250 And we're giving it a face lift. 799 00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:29,708 That part there we'll turn into suites, 800 00:43:29,791 --> 00:43:32,000 all glazed, with their jacuzzis. 801 00:43:32,083 --> 00:43:35,750 And there, in the bell tower, we'll put a chill-out room. 802 00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:04,791 Father! 803 00:44:05,916 --> 00:44:07,458 Father, can you hear me? 804 00:44:07,958 --> 00:44:09,666 -Father, can you hear me? -Yes. 805 00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:11,375 I think you've been misinformed. 806 00:44:11,458 --> 00:44:13,208 The monastery's not for sale. 807 00:44:13,291 --> 00:44:14,291 -It's not? -No. 808 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:15,583 What do you mean? 809 00:44:15,666 --> 00:44:19,250 I have a contract here, a deal, and the Bishop's authorization. 810 00:44:20,416 --> 00:44:21,791 The Bishop? 811 00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:24,000 The Pope. 812 00:44:24,083 --> 00:44:26,625 The Pope is infallible. 813 00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:28,166 The Bishop isn't. 814 00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:29,250 Guys, wait. 815 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:33,041 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have duties to attend to. 816 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:35,416 Go on! 817 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,541 -Avelino. -Yes. 818 00:44:37,625 --> 00:44:38,833 Do me a favor 819 00:44:39,916 --> 00:44:42,000 and see these gentlemen to the door. 820 00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:43,458 I'd be happy to! 821 00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:49,708 What is it, Father? 822 00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:52,666 We're going back to the Ch-- 823 00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:56,291 -Champions. -The Champions Clerum. 824 00:44:56,833 --> 00:45:00,250 Guys, we'll either be the emblem of Christianity, 825 00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:01,791 or we'll die trying. 826 00:45:02,416 --> 00:45:03,791 -Hallelujah! -Let's go for it! 827 00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:08,250 Joyfully we train, Lord 828 00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:12,250 To win the Champions Clerum My Lord 829 00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:20,666 There! 830 00:45:32,083 --> 00:45:34,250 That's the way, guys! 831 00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:35,708 Sure! 832 00:45:46,958 --> 00:45:49,250 You're absolutely right, Munilla. 833 00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:51,791 The Bishop isn't infallible. 834 00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:55,416 Let alone a humble rector of a small seminary 835 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:57,208 that's about to be closed down. 836 00:45:57,291 --> 00:46:00,416 Someone I know is infallible is Cienfuegos' forward, 837 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:03,458 who's going to score eight goals against you in the first half. 838 00:46:06,208 --> 00:46:08,791 My dear Cienfuegos, my dear Munilla, 839 00:46:09,708 --> 00:46:12,750 I've called you here before the game between our seminaries 840 00:46:12,833 --> 00:46:16,750 to remind you that, even though you face each other on the field, 841 00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:19,708 you'll always be united by your faith in Jesus. 842 00:46:19,791 --> 00:46:23,166 Muni, remember what they called you in the seminary? 843 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:26,291 A faith that does not admit victors or vanquished, 844 00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:29,750 only fraternity and concord. 845 00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:31,750 "Shit-eater". 846 00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:33,458 Of course we can't forget 847 00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:37,291 that whoever wins will be one step closer to Rome. 848 00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:40,916 Do you really believe you and your team stand a chance in "the Pit"? 849 00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:44,916 We called you "shit-eater". 850 00:46:45,666 --> 00:46:48,500 This is really going to be a duel to the death. 851 00:46:49,791 --> 00:46:52,041 Shit-eater. 852 00:46:54,791 --> 00:46:56,208 May the best team win. 853 00:46:56,291 --> 00:46:57,458 May the best team win. 854 00:47:01,375 --> 00:47:03,375 You didn't overdo the desserts, did you, Father? 855 00:47:03,458 --> 00:47:05,791 No, I didn't touch any. 856 00:47:05,875 --> 00:47:10,791 No, I'm lying, I had a nibble of a crème caramel... 857 00:47:10,875 --> 00:47:13,666 -and a fig chocolate. -Right. 858 00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:16,291 And four vanilla slices, three coconut balls... 859 00:47:17,916 --> 00:47:19,041 Simón... 860 00:47:19,125 --> 00:47:20,541 Simón, wait! 861 00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:21,458 Simón! 862 00:47:23,083 --> 00:47:24,708 -Munilla... -What? 863 00:47:24,791 --> 00:47:25,958 Sit down. 864 00:47:31,208 --> 00:47:32,333 How are you? 865 00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:36,041 The other night you ran off and I've heard nothing from you. 866 00:47:36,625 --> 00:47:39,666 There's nothing to say. I shouldn't have gone there. 867 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:42,416 What was I doing at a party with alcohol, joints and silly games? 868 00:47:43,291 --> 00:47:46,041 My place is here, between these walls, 869 00:47:46,125 --> 00:47:49,041 with prayer, seclusion, study, soccer and God. 870 00:47:52,458 --> 00:47:53,625 Sure. 871 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,458 If you're so sure, why were you about to kiss me? 872 00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:03,208 The path to true faith is full of doubts and obstacles. 873 00:48:04,041 --> 00:48:04,958 Excuse me? 874 00:48:06,583 --> 00:48:07,500 No... 875 00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:09,750 -Obstacles? -No, I didn't mean that. 876 00:48:09,833 --> 00:48:10,875 That's what I am to you? 877 00:48:10,958 --> 00:48:11,916 No. 878 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,625 I'm an obstacle? Really? 879 00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:16,291 Do you know what I think? 880 00:48:16,375 --> 00:48:18,833 Your only obstacle is yourself. 881 00:48:18,916 --> 00:48:21,000 You put up obstacles 882 00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:23,625 against your desire to escape these walls you're hiding behind. 883 00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:27,375 You're afraid of the real world, of the light of day. 884 00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:28,666 You're afraid of me. 885 00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:31,000 You're terrified of the possibility of being in love with me. 886 00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:32,083 You're shit-scared! 887 00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:36,916 Grow up, Simón, 888 00:48:37,416 --> 00:48:38,625 and get your head straight. 889 00:48:57,333 --> 00:48:58,500 Good luck. 890 00:48:58,583 --> 00:49:00,041 You're going to need it. 891 00:49:00,916 --> 00:49:02,250 Shake hands. 892 00:49:03,416 --> 00:49:09,416 They're called religious But no way 893 00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:15,833 They're called religious But no way 894 00:49:15,916 --> 00:49:17,708 Jump, Diocesan! 895 00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:21,083 Jump, Diocesan! 896 00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:32,791 Get up there! Go! 897 00:49:34,166 --> 00:49:36,000 Let's take it up the sideline. 898 00:49:36,666 --> 00:49:38,041 Come on! 899 00:49:38,125 --> 00:49:39,083 Take the sideline. 900 00:49:39,166 --> 00:49:40,416 Jesús. 901 00:49:41,083 --> 00:49:42,000 Just you, Jesús. 902 00:49:42,083 --> 00:49:42,916 Just you! 903 00:49:45,541 --> 00:49:47,000 Goal! 904 00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:48,083 Goal! 905 00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:49,916 Okay, calm down. 906 00:49:58,375 --> 00:49:59,375 Goal! 907 00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:03,083 Jump or go to hell 908 00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:05,000 Jump or go to hell 909 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:11,708 Why did you get out of the way? 910 00:50:11,791 --> 00:50:12,708 What are you doing, Juanito? 911 00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:14,958 Goal! 912 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,291 Goal! 913 00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:24,791 Goal! 914 00:50:31,458 --> 00:50:32,625 Goal! 915 00:50:32,708 --> 00:50:34,083 Damn it! Juan Bautista! 916 00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:39,083 What's going on? 917 00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:40,375 Go, move it! 918 00:50:40,458 --> 00:50:41,791 What are you doing? 919 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:43,458 What's gotten into this guy? 920 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:44,750 What's going on? 921 00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:48,000 We'll sort it out at halftime. 922 00:51:00,583 --> 00:51:02,208 What did they offer you, Juanito? 923 00:51:02,291 --> 00:51:03,916 What is this? Why pick on me? 924 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,458 Don't play dumb. You stink of a pay-off. 925 00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:08,041 What did they promise you if we lose? 926 00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:09,208 What the hell do you care? 927 00:51:14,125 --> 00:51:16,291 Talk! Spit it out, fatso! 928 00:51:16,375 --> 00:51:17,458 Now you're gonna talk. 929 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,916 Stop, he's gonna talk. He's gonna spit it out! 930 00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:27,916 Spit it out! 931 00:51:29,833 --> 00:51:32,291 They promised to send me back to my town in Mexico. 932 00:51:32,375 --> 00:51:33,333 What? 933 00:51:33,416 --> 00:51:35,041 That toad Cienfuegos, I'll spit on him. 934 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:36,041 God forgive me. 935 00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:39,041 Damn it, you don't get that by betraying your own people, 936 00:51:39,583 --> 00:51:41,000 but through your work and your calling. 937 00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:43,500 And you're good at that, Juanito. 938 00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:47,583 I know. 939 00:51:48,291 --> 00:51:49,541 I'm sorry. 940 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,291 You're my friends, my family. 941 00:51:54,125 --> 00:51:57,208 I didn't want to betray you, but I wanted to go to my town 942 00:51:57,291 --> 00:52:00,333 and teach the kids that drug trafficking is not the right path, 943 00:52:00,416 --> 00:52:02,333 that there are other paths. 944 00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:08,041 Why didn't you talk to Father Salvador? He would have helped you. 945 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,750 Do you think so? 946 00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:13,291 Sure, damn it! He's got contacts in the Vatican. 947 00:52:13,375 --> 00:52:14,583 Real contacts, 948 00:52:14,666 --> 00:52:17,333 not like that blowhard Cienfuegos. 949 00:52:17,416 --> 00:52:19,208 He's never left the seminary. 950 00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:22,541 So you know what you have to do. 951 00:52:23,291 --> 00:52:26,125 Go out there and show everyone that you're a kick-ass goalie. 952 00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:29,041 -Hell yeah! -Hell yeah! 953 00:52:29,125 --> 00:52:31,333 Hell yeah! 954 00:52:37,041 --> 00:52:38,750 That's it, guys! 955 00:52:39,416 --> 00:52:41,625 We've got it! Get it and go! 956 00:52:41,708 --> 00:52:43,291 Hey, follow it! 957 00:52:43,791 --> 00:52:45,250 Now! Good, good! 958 00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:47,500 It's just you! 959 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:53,750 -Come on! -Let's trust in our boys. 960 00:52:57,750 --> 00:52:59,208 Juan Bautista, where are you going? 961 00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:03,708 Juan Bautista, what are you doing? 962 00:53:06,041 --> 00:53:07,041 Goal! 963 00:53:24,333 --> 00:53:26,833 We've got to win this game! 964 00:53:26,916 --> 00:53:30,333 Jump or you're a sinner 965 00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:31,250 Defense! 966 00:53:35,458 --> 00:53:36,708 Penalty! 967 00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:40,666 A penalty? Oh, please! 968 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:42,791 -A penalty? -This is highway robbery, ref! 969 00:53:48,416 --> 00:53:51,250 -A penalty... -Score the penalty, please. 970 00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:55,583 Juan Bautista, you know the right path! 971 00:53:56,208 --> 00:53:57,958 Stop it and we're going to Rome. 972 00:54:03,958 --> 00:54:05,083 Yes! 973 00:54:05,166 --> 00:54:07,125 -He stopped it! -With his double chin! 974 00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:09,000 Hell yeah! We're going to Rome! 975 00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,375 Oh, my face... 976 00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:20,708 Champions! 977 00:54:35,041 --> 00:54:36,583 You... 978 00:54:36,666 --> 00:54:39,041 are a shit-eater. 979 00:54:39,125 --> 00:54:40,208 You... 980 00:54:40,291 --> 00:54:42,958 are a shit-eater. 981 00:54:43,041 --> 00:54:44,125 Munilla! 982 00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:46,875 Congratulations. 983 00:54:47,791 --> 00:54:49,916 I've always believed in you, champ. 984 00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:51,583 Come here. 985 00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:57,416 Listen up. The guys of St. Theodosius have just qualified 986 00:54:57,500 --> 00:55:00,166 for the grand final of the Champions Clerum. 987 00:55:00,250 --> 00:55:03,666 That's a toll of the bell, and not for the morning prayers. 988 00:55:03,750 --> 00:55:06,875 See you in Rome! At the Holy See, 989 00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:10,500 in the dreaded Vatican "Pit", in seven days. 990 00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:12,958 We'll be covering it all here, 991 00:55:13,041 --> 00:55:15,291 on Diocesan Game Time. 992 00:55:15,375 --> 00:55:18,583 Please, Miss, get going, I'll be late for dialysis. 993 00:55:18,666 --> 00:55:20,791 Sorry! Of course! I'm sorry! 994 00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:26,916 Yes, to Rome, Rome. 995 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,833 By plane, to be closer to God. 996 00:55:29,916 --> 00:55:32,583 Are there group discounts? 997 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:36,708 And do the guys pay adult fares? 998 00:55:36,791 --> 00:55:40,666 They're between 20 and 34. 999 00:55:42,458 --> 00:55:44,166 Come on, Jesusito Heredia, 1000 00:55:44,916 --> 00:55:47,083 Juan Bautista and the pastries, right? 1001 00:55:47,166 --> 00:55:48,375 Good. 1002 00:55:49,041 --> 00:55:51,583 Ramón, little angel, up you go. 1003 00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:53,708 And young Simón. 1004 00:55:53,791 --> 00:55:55,541 -It everyone there? -Let's go, Simón. 1005 00:55:55,625 --> 00:55:57,083 Let's go. 1006 00:55:58,166 --> 00:56:01,041 We're off to Italy. Let's hope we see the Pope. 1007 00:56:02,458 --> 00:56:04,958 Champions Clerum, my Lord! Champions Clerum! 1008 00:56:05,041 --> 00:56:08,458 Champions Clerum, my Lord! Champions Clerum! 1009 00:56:08,541 --> 00:56:11,500 Champions Clerum, my Lord! Champions Clerum! 1010 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,083 -Champions Clerum! -Champions Clerum! 1011 00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:15,958 -Champions Clerum! -Champions Clerum! 1012 00:56:16,041 --> 00:56:17,750 -Champions Clerum! -Champions Clerum! 1013 00:56:18,791 --> 00:56:20,375 Champions... 1014 00:56:33,166 --> 00:56:35,208 You needn't unpack your bags. 1015 00:56:35,916 --> 00:56:38,583 We didn't bring any baggage, we came here to win. 1016 00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:41,208 You'll never win in the Vatican "Pit". 1017 00:56:41,291 --> 00:56:44,125 In Ancient Rome, lions ate the Christians. 1018 00:56:44,208 --> 00:56:48,041 Now some Christians are going to snack on other Christians. 1019 00:56:48,125 --> 00:56:51,208 It'd be unorthodox to make a bet with a superior, wouldn't it? 1020 00:56:51,291 --> 00:56:53,041 -Look, Father... -Relax. 1021 00:56:53,125 --> 00:56:54,666 If you're so sure... 1022 00:56:55,375 --> 00:56:58,375 Win this and the next day you'll be back in Africa. 1023 00:56:58,958 --> 00:57:01,125 Keep your cool. Got it? 1024 00:57:02,666 --> 00:57:03,708 And if we don't win? 1025 00:57:04,458 --> 00:57:08,041 Father Cienfuegos will have a lifetime job for you in the seminary. 1026 00:57:12,708 --> 00:57:13,875 Deal. 1027 00:57:15,041 --> 00:57:17,041 Isn't that right, Father Munilla? 1028 00:57:17,125 --> 00:57:18,541 Jacinto, isn't it? 1029 00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:21,291 Jacinto, that's right. 1030 00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:22,333 Eminence. 1031 00:57:23,208 --> 00:57:27,708 Look, I took the liberty of bringing these pastries 1032 00:57:27,791 --> 00:57:28,708 from our monastery, 1033 00:57:28,791 --> 00:57:30,958 in case the Holy Father wishes to try them. 1034 00:57:31,041 --> 00:57:33,250 -Thank you, we'll try your... -Pastries. 1035 00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:34,541 Pastries. 1036 00:57:36,666 --> 00:57:37,750 A cardinal! 1037 00:57:38,666 --> 00:57:44,333 A real one. I got to meet a cardinal in person. 1038 00:57:44,416 --> 00:57:46,166 And it's all so beautiful! I want to see things. 1039 00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:47,916 I need to see things. 1040 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,541 Oil level, perfect. 1041 00:57:51,791 --> 00:57:53,583 Wash it well down there. 1042 00:57:53,666 --> 00:57:55,916 Remove all the mud, got it? 1043 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,125 Fine, I've got it. 1044 00:57:57,208 --> 00:57:58,250 Don't give me that. 1045 00:57:58,333 --> 00:58:03,375 The other day, the hem of the Holy Father's cassock got dirty. 1046 00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:04,375 Yeah, yeah, fine. 1047 00:58:04,458 --> 00:58:06,041 Wash it properly, all the mud. 1048 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:09,833 The Holy Father's car. 1049 00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:10,291 Sara! 1050 00:59:10,791 --> 00:59:11,958 What are you doing here? 1051 00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:13,916 What's wrong? 1052 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,958 Every team has its fans, right? 1053 00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:22,625 Look, a scarf and everything. 1054 00:59:22,708 --> 00:59:24,041 My grandma made it for me. 1055 00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:27,458 -SSC? -Seminary Soccer Club. 1056 00:59:28,916 --> 00:59:29,916 And look... 1057 00:59:30,625 --> 00:59:33,458 "We'll snack on the Romans." 1058 00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:41,583 Nobody's stopping here, Juan Bautista. 1059 00:59:41,666 --> 00:59:43,541 Those folks don't understand us. 1060 00:59:43,625 --> 00:59:47,125 I think we should go back and hole up in the hotel. 1061 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:49,291 We hole up enough already in St. Theodosius. 1062 00:59:49,375 --> 00:59:53,250 Out there, Rome awaits us. The Eternal City. 1063 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:55,333 God help us. 1064 00:59:56,375 --> 00:59:58,333 -"Taxini"! "Taxini"! -Let's go! 1065 00:59:58,958 --> 01:00:00,083 Arrivederci, Roma! 1066 01:00:31,791 --> 01:00:34,458 Holy shit, Beelzebub himself! 1067 01:00:34,541 --> 01:00:36,166 We're going straight to hell! 1068 01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,583 I don't know, Bautista. 1069 01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:41,416 First get to know it, then give your opinion. 1070 01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:46,458 Hi, boys. Do you want to get in without lining up? 1071 01:00:46,541 --> 01:00:49,375 Come on, come with us. 1072 01:00:49,958 --> 01:00:52,541 Come on... Okay. Come on! 1073 01:00:56,041 --> 01:00:57,416 Listen... 1074 01:00:58,375 --> 01:01:00,083 I owe you an apology. 1075 01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:03,375 I shouldn't have spoken to you like that the other day. 1076 01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:06,458 I've been thinking a lot about what you said. 1077 01:01:06,541 --> 01:01:08,750 And you're right, I'm my biggest obstacle. 1078 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:12,500 Do you remember that first day of Senior High? 1079 01:01:15,416 --> 01:01:17,000 Of course I do. 1080 01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:21,958 I waited for you to pick me up on the way to school, as usual, 1081 01:01:22,041 --> 01:01:23,750 and you didn't show up. 1082 01:01:24,458 --> 01:01:28,083 Not that day, or the next, or the next, or the next. 1083 01:01:31,041 --> 01:01:35,375 When I found out you had entered a seminary, I just couldn't get it. 1084 01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:37,000 Well, 1085 01:01:37,083 --> 01:01:39,875 I convinced myself that the seminary was my calling. 1086 01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:42,000 I was sure of it. 1087 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:45,250 Why didn't you tell me? 1088 01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:53,583 All I had was you, Simón. Only you. 1089 01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:57,791 And you left me all alone. I had no idea what had happened. 1090 01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,166 Sara... 1091 01:02:06,875 --> 01:02:07,875 What? 1092 01:02:11,708 --> 01:02:12,541 I'm a coward. 1093 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:19,000 I was afraid I'd lose my calling if I looked into your eyes again. 1094 01:02:22,208 --> 01:02:24,500 And, after all this time, I still can't do it. 1095 01:02:30,666 --> 01:02:32,041 Why did you come, Sara? 1096 01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:43,041 Because of you, Simón. Because of you. 1097 01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:46,875 To be honest, watching priests playing soccer doesn't turn me on. 1098 01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:51,416 Look, my little priest... 1099 01:02:52,458 --> 01:02:56,458 All these years I've been with guys I thought I was crazy about 1100 01:02:56,541 --> 01:02:58,791 and were the love of my life, but they weren't. 1101 01:02:58,875 --> 01:03:00,250 And do you know why? 1102 01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:01,166 No. 1103 01:03:04,750 --> 01:03:07,791 Because you're the man of my life, damn it, you got that? 1104 01:03:07,875 --> 01:03:09,416 It's you. 1105 01:03:12,833 --> 01:03:14,125 Now what? 1106 01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:17,250 Are you going to run away again? 1107 01:03:19,541 --> 01:03:20,833 No. 1108 01:03:20,916 --> 01:03:21,958 Of course not. 1109 01:03:26,166 --> 01:03:28,000 I will never run away from you again. 1110 01:04:22,791 --> 01:04:27,125 Father! I'm losing the battle against the Evil One. 1111 01:04:27,208 --> 01:04:30,041 Relax, the main thing is not to lose tomorrow. 1112 01:04:33,416 --> 01:04:35,666 For God's sake, Ramón, answer the phone! 1113 01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:37,583 Answer the phone, son! 1114 01:05:04,083 --> 01:05:05,583 Look! Here it comes again! 1115 01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:07,875 What a scorpion kick! 1116 01:05:07,958 --> 01:05:10,458 I swear, tomorrow I'm doing one of those. 1117 01:05:10,541 --> 01:05:12,500 Cut it out with the scorpions, you'll use up my data. 1118 01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:18,958 Fifteen missed calls from Father Munilla. We'll be in for it! 1119 01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:22,583 No, we already are. 1200 euros in booze. 1120 01:05:22,666 --> 01:05:23,666 What? 1121 01:05:25,166 --> 01:05:28,083 It's these Italian girls, they're trouble. 1122 01:05:28,166 --> 01:05:30,375 You like to get close to them, though. 1123 01:05:30,833 --> 01:05:32,666 Goat's milk... Who ordered that? 1124 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:57,500 Good night. 1125 01:05:59,291 --> 01:06:00,458 Good night, Your Holiness. 1126 01:06:04,416 --> 01:06:05,458 Darn it! 1127 01:06:07,375 --> 01:06:08,791 Yes? 1128 01:06:10,250 --> 01:06:16,250 For God's sake, Ramón, little angel! I've called you 15 times! 1129 01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:18,125 Got it? 1130 01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:20,083 What problem? 1131 01:06:20,791 --> 01:06:22,208 Get out of where? 1132 01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:26,791 The Mafia? What are you saying, little angel? 1133 01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:32,875 Mother of God! 1134 01:06:32,958 --> 01:06:35,208 They're going to kill them, and for 200,000 pesetas. 1135 01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:37,500 We won't make it, they'll bury them in quicklime. 1136 01:06:47,083 --> 01:06:48,583 Let's go. 1137 01:06:51,291 --> 01:06:52,416 No. 1138 01:06:55,833 --> 01:06:59,250 Where did you get that? No, you couldn't! 1139 01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:00,541 Don't you want to save the boys? 1140 01:07:02,708 --> 01:07:05,416 All my life fleeing from sin, 1141 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,583 and suddenly it's hell, excommunication, jail! 1142 01:07:07,666 --> 01:07:10,958 Salvador! We're stealing the Pope's car! 1143 01:07:11,875 --> 01:07:13,166 Cool, huh? 1144 01:07:15,791 --> 01:07:17,166 It's started. 1145 01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:19,833 Forgive him, Lord, he knows not what he does. 1146 01:07:19,916 --> 01:07:21,125 You getting in? 1147 01:07:22,791 --> 01:07:24,041 The guys... 1148 01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,541 And neither do I! 1149 01:07:30,541 --> 01:07:31,833 Let's go. 1150 01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:35,875 What are you doing? 1151 01:07:35,958 --> 01:07:37,291 This car's a handful. 1152 01:07:37,375 --> 01:07:38,708 Turn around. 1153 01:07:38,791 --> 01:07:40,083 Too late. Leave it to me. 1154 01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:42,041 They'll catch us, they will! Turn around. 1155 01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:43,875 Lean back and wave. 1156 01:07:48,416 --> 01:07:51,791 Pax et dominum tecum. 1157 01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:54,250 I'll kill you, Munilla, I will. 1158 01:07:57,625 --> 01:07:59,875 You're going to hit it, Salvador. 1159 01:07:59,958 --> 01:08:00,875 Shit! 1160 01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:03,500 Relax, Munilla. The Holy Father's car is fully insured. 1161 01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:08,416 Where's the Pope going at 3 a.m.? 1162 01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:12,583 Anywhere he wants. You're such a busybody. 1163 01:08:16,583 --> 01:08:17,875 Do you know where you're going? 1164 01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:19,958 Darn it! 1165 01:08:20,041 --> 01:08:22,083 It's like we're going around in circles. 1166 01:08:24,458 --> 01:08:25,625 Shit! 1167 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,416 Now, try to slow down, Father! 1168 01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:31,583 It's the shortest way, Jacinto, and there's no time. 1169 01:08:31,666 --> 01:08:32,791 I'm stepping on it! 1170 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:35,208 Stop, darn it, we won't fit into that tunnel! 1171 01:08:35,291 --> 01:08:36,833 If we stop, we won't make it. 1172 01:08:36,916 --> 01:08:38,375 How high is the Popemobile? 1173 01:08:38,458 --> 01:08:39,666 We'll soon find out. 1174 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:51,916 We got the Holy Father's car stuck! God forgive us! 1175 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,750 We're close. One last sprint, go! 1176 01:08:54,166 --> 01:08:57,458 Mea culpa! Mea culpa! The panels, the paintwork... 1177 01:08:58,208 --> 01:08:59,750 Have Mercy, Lord! 1178 01:08:59,833 --> 01:09:01,958 -Run! -I'm running. 1179 01:09:05,125 --> 01:09:06,166 Here comes Father Munilla. 1180 01:09:07,416 --> 01:09:10,041 Oh, God. We've really screwed up. 1181 01:09:10,791 --> 01:09:12,541 Father Munilla, 1182 01:09:12,625 --> 01:09:15,333 I told them you pay dearly for your sins. 1183 01:09:15,416 --> 01:09:18,166 And this one will cost 1280 euros, right? 1184 01:09:18,916 --> 01:09:20,458 It's my fault, Father. 1185 01:09:20,541 --> 01:09:23,166 As assistant coach, it's my responsibility. 1186 01:09:23,666 --> 01:09:26,166 So, when we get to the hotel, 1187 01:09:26,250 --> 01:09:29,041 I'll hand in my whistle, my board and I'll quit... 1188 01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:31,083 Father! 1189 01:09:33,291 --> 01:09:37,583 Jacinto, don't slap the guys. We're going to need some balls here. 1190 01:09:43,833 --> 01:09:46,166 Hey there. Good evening. How are you doing? 1191 01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:50,083 A lot of balls. 1192 01:09:51,833 --> 01:09:54,916 Well, we'll try to negotiate. 1193 01:09:55,541 --> 01:09:59,791 And, if they give us no choice, like you say, balls. 1194 01:09:59,875 --> 01:10:02,333 But, above all, order! 1195 01:10:02,416 --> 01:10:04,458 I'll try first, they're my boys. 1196 01:10:04,541 --> 01:10:06,708 Got it? 1197 01:10:06,791 --> 01:10:08,041 Here, little angel. 1198 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:14,416 Use me as a battering ram, it'll catch them off guard. 1199 01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:15,458 Up! 1200 01:10:15,541 --> 01:10:17,041 -There! -Come on! 1201 01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:23,583 I give up! 1202 01:10:25,458 --> 01:10:27,750 You're choking me, son, you're choking me. 1203 01:10:34,458 --> 01:10:36,541 Do you have Wi-Fi here? 1204 01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:44,666 Thank you for using the Vatican Bank. 1205 01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:50,458 Well, here they are, Father Salvador. 1206 01:10:51,166 --> 01:10:54,125 Men by night, rag dolls by day. 1207 01:10:54,958 --> 01:10:56,583 Let's go, novices. 1208 01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,541 The Pit awaits you. 1209 01:10:59,958 --> 01:11:01,166 Damn him to hell and back. 1210 01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:03,750 Guys! Order! Look at me. Me! 1211 01:11:03,833 --> 01:11:06,208 You've been training and trying out systems for months. 1212 01:11:06,291 --> 01:11:09,041 But do you want to know how all games are won? 1213 01:11:09,958 --> 01:11:11,083 With balls. 1214 01:11:12,291 --> 01:11:13,458 Yes, Jacinto. 1215 01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:15,458 Games are won with balls. 1216 01:11:15,541 --> 01:11:17,791 -Do you really believe that, Father? -Yes. 1217 01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:19,250 I really do. 1218 01:11:20,583 --> 01:11:22,208 We're monks, yes, 1219 01:11:22,291 --> 01:11:24,125 but, out there, we're soccer players. 1220 01:11:24,708 --> 01:11:27,333 And soccer players don't turn the other cheek. 1221 01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:28,250 What do we have? 1222 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:30,916 Right, we understand. 1223 01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:34,958 -What do we have? -Balls! 1224 01:11:35,041 --> 01:11:36,750 -What do we have? -Balls! 1225 01:11:36,833 --> 01:11:38,583 -What are we going to win? -The Champions Clerum! 1226 01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:41,083 -What are we going to win? -The Champions Clerum! 1227 01:11:41,166 --> 01:11:44,125 Then hit The Pit like gladiators and show them that you have some... 1228 01:11:44,208 --> 01:11:46,291 Balls! 1229 01:11:46,375 --> 01:11:47,416 Come on! 1230 01:11:48,458 --> 01:11:50,458 Come on, guys. For St. Theodosius. 1231 01:11:54,791 --> 01:11:58,500 St. Theodosius team, from Spain. 1232 01:11:58,583 --> 01:12:02,708 Number 1: Juan Bautista. 1233 01:12:02,791 --> 01:12:06,833 Number 2: Jesús Fernández... 1234 01:12:07,291 --> 01:12:09,500 Number 3... 1235 01:12:10,458 --> 01:12:13,916 Juan Bautista, the Vatican guys will eat us alive! 1236 01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:17,791 I know, I've already shat my pants. 1237 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:19,208 Watch your tiki-taka! 1238 01:12:19,291 --> 01:12:20,833 That's it, your "Tidicacan". 1239 01:12:21,291 --> 01:12:23,916 Let's go for it, let's show the game to the Lord. 1240 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,416 C'mon, lots of energy. 1241 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,875 Lord, I ask you to bless those legs... 1242 01:12:28,375 --> 01:12:31,500 In this cathedral of secular soccer, 1243 01:12:31,583 --> 01:12:36,666 I bless you in the name of the Father, the Son... 1244 01:12:36,750 --> 01:12:39,541 and Cristiano Ronaldo. 1245 01:12:39,625 --> 01:12:42,916 I knew it. The Vatican Curia, they're "Merengues". 1246 01:12:44,166 --> 01:12:45,000 Simón! 1247 01:12:45,791 --> 01:12:46,791 Let's go. 1248 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,583 Come on. 1249 01:12:56,625 --> 01:12:58,500 C'mon, Simón! Go, go, go! 1250 01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:03,708 Go, go! 1251 01:13:04,666 --> 01:13:07,250 We're live from Rome... 1252 01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:09,541 Lift up the antenna! 1253 01:13:09,625 --> 01:13:10,875 Right... 1254 01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:13,666 More! Higher! 1255 01:13:15,166 --> 01:13:16,791 I'm not fiddling with it anymore. 1256 01:13:17,583 --> 01:13:19,041 Vaticanum! 1257 01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:22,041 Vaticanum! 1258 01:13:28,041 --> 01:13:29,208 Cut it off there! Watch out! 1259 01:13:29,291 --> 01:13:30,833 Stop that guy! Stop him! 1260 01:13:31,750 --> 01:13:33,291 He's alone! He's alone! 1261 01:13:33,375 --> 01:13:35,250 Goal! 1262 01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:41,875 No, no! 1263 01:13:41,958 --> 01:13:44,000 You're not focused! You're not motivated! 1264 01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:46,166 All this whiteboard and whatnot, damn it! 1265 01:13:57,708 --> 01:13:59,958 There, midfield, that's it. 1266 01:14:00,041 --> 01:14:01,583 Play it. Good. 1267 01:14:01,666 --> 01:14:03,166 Open it up! 1268 01:14:03,250 --> 01:14:06,583 Go, boys! Up you go! Keep it tight on the field! 1269 01:14:07,125 --> 01:14:09,625 Tiki-taka, and, if the ball goes in the net, that's a goal. 1270 01:14:10,208 --> 01:14:11,625 Get it in position, go. 1271 01:14:13,958 --> 01:14:15,083 Goal! 1272 01:14:15,166 --> 01:14:16,166 Goal! 1273 01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:17,583 Goal! 1274 01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:20,833 Hallelujah! Goal! 1275 01:14:21,416 --> 01:14:22,666 Go on, get out the booze. 1276 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:23,875 Goal! 1277 01:14:23,958 --> 01:14:25,000 Great, guys! Keep it up! 1278 01:14:26,916 --> 01:14:28,416 There's still plenty of game left. 1279 01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:30,916 For now it's 1-1, Eminence. 1280 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:31,916 Hang tough! 1281 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,833 -C'mon! -One more! 1282 01:14:37,833 --> 01:14:38,875 This isn't normal, eh? 1283 01:14:38,958 --> 01:14:41,333 These people are too fast, and that's not Godly. 1284 01:14:41,416 --> 01:14:43,458 That's the "nose candy" and the "anabollocks". 1285 01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:47,583 Goal! 1286 01:14:57,333 --> 01:14:59,541 And we reach the end of the first half. 1287 01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:03,500 My God, the Vatican side is winning 2-1. 1288 01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:05,791 They have to keep fighting, they have to hang in there. 1289 01:15:05,875 --> 01:15:09,166 We're certainly in for a heart-stopping second half. 1290 01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:12,541 Live from Rome, on a special broadcast, 1291 01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:15,000 to experience this thrilling final 1292 01:15:15,083 --> 01:15:17,333 on Diocesan Game Time. 1293 01:15:19,625 --> 01:15:21,250 Guys, come on. 1294 01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:22,625 Head up high. 1295 01:15:22,708 --> 01:15:24,333 You're doing great. 1296 01:15:24,416 --> 01:15:26,333 Ramón, forget the whiteboard. 1297 01:15:26,416 --> 01:15:28,375 And forget the system. 1298 01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:32,166 The time has come to tell you about my deadliest weapon. 1299 01:15:32,583 --> 01:15:34,458 Just as in the Pentecost there was the miracle 1300 01:15:34,541 --> 01:15:36,541 of the appearance of the Holy Spirit, 1301 01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:39,708 this piece of play incorporates its very own miracle. 1302 01:15:39,791 --> 01:15:41,250 Go, go! 1303 01:15:41,333 --> 01:15:43,500 A corner's almost like a penalty. 1304 01:15:43,583 --> 01:15:44,750 Go, guys! 1305 01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:46,166 Pentecost! 1306 01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:50,083 -We're in Lent, Salvador. -Shut up. 1307 01:15:57,958 --> 01:15:59,958 Goal! 1308 01:16:01,041 --> 01:16:02,500 Goal! 1309 01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:11,833 Hallelujah! 1310 01:16:13,708 --> 01:16:17,291 And it's the end, with a 2-2 draw. 1311 01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:19,083 My God, who'd have thought? 1312 01:16:19,166 --> 01:16:20,541 My God. 1313 01:16:20,625 --> 01:16:24,375 The penalties, they're going to penalties. 1314 01:16:33,416 --> 01:16:35,000 What's wrong, Monsignor? 1315 01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:37,625 Nothing you can't sort out. 1316 01:16:38,166 --> 01:16:40,041 What? I don't understand. 1317 01:16:41,291 --> 01:16:43,041 Listen closely, Jacinto. 1318 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:45,250 We're not going to win this game. 1319 01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:46,916 You and your boys 1320 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:50,416 have taken my diocese further than I ever imagined, 1321 01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:52,166 and I'm very grateful, 1322 01:16:52,750 --> 01:16:55,000 but nobody beats the Pope's team. 1323 01:16:55,083 --> 01:16:56,125 Do you understand? 1324 01:16:56,208 --> 01:16:59,666 The David and Goliath thing is fine for sermons, 1325 01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:01,125 but that's all. 1326 01:17:02,125 --> 01:17:04,583 Let's see if I get this... 1327 01:17:04,666 --> 01:17:08,541 I'm ordering you to lose this game, Munilla. 1328 01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,750 You'll know how to do it, I trust you. 1329 01:17:11,833 --> 01:17:13,750 I can't believe my ears, Monsignor. 1330 01:17:15,291 --> 01:17:16,333 What? 1331 01:17:16,416 --> 01:17:19,250 Do you know how hard those guys fought to get here? 1332 01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:22,750 Do you know what's at stake for Father Salvador? 1333 01:17:22,833 --> 01:17:25,041 That doesn't matter now, son. 1334 01:17:25,125 --> 01:17:27,000 It doesn't matter, Monsignor? 1335 01:17:27,083 --> 01:17:28,958 How do I go out and face them 1336 01:17:29,041 --> 01:17:31,083 and tell them all their efforts were in vain? 1337 01:17:31,166 --> 01:17:33,708 That the Bishop says that it doesn't matter? 1338 01:17:34,666 --> 01:17:37,166 What matters then, Monsignor? 1339 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:40,125 Luxury facilities? King prawns? 1340 01:17:40,208 --> 01:17:41,333 Plots? 1341 01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:45,041 You can keep those for that shit Cienfuegos, 1342 01:17:45,125 --> 01:17:47,041 but please let us fight for a dream. 1343 01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:51,000 Look, a lot of these guys had never seen a ball in their lives, 1344 01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:53,500 yet they're about to get what they most desire. 1345 01:17:53,583 --> 01:17:56,125 Do you know how they get that? Do you know...? 1346 01:17:57,250 --> 01:17:58,541 No, of course not. 1347 01:17:58,625 --> 01:17:59,750 Well, I'll tell you. 1348 01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:01,416 With balls, Bishop. 1349 01:18:01,875 --> 01:18:03,166 You get it with balls! 1350 01:18:03,250 --> 01:18:04,458 I forbid you...! 1351 01:18:06,625 --> 01:18:08,750 I forbid you to speak to me like that! 1352 01:18:09,625 --> 01:18:11,000 Get this into your head, Munilla... 1353 01:18:11,083 --> 01:18:13,250 This team belongs to you, 1354 01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:15,833 not to those seminary students. 1355 01:18:15,916 --> 01:18:18,250 And, if the Vatican doesn't win this game, 1356 01:18:18,333 --> 01:18:20,791 tomorrow I'll be sending you to the ends of the earth 1357 01:18:20,875 --> 01:18:23,166 and you'll never see your boys again. 1358 01:18:23,250 --> 01:18:24,416 Is that clear? 1359 01:18:26,416 --> 01:18:27,500 Is that clear? 1360 01:18:28,458 --> 01:18:29,583 Yes, Monsignor. 1361 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:33,541 My son... 1362 01:18:50,041 --> 01:18:52,250 Listen up. The penalty shoot-out is about to begin. 1363 01:18:52,333 --> 01:18:54,750 If you have heart troubles, don't listen to this. 1364 01:18:54,833 --> 01:18:56,333 Our big question... 1365 01:18:56,416 --> 01:18:59,500 Can St. Theodosius beat the Vatican team? 1366 01:18:59,583 --> 01:19:01,041 No one has up to now. 1367 01:19:01,833 --> 01:19:03,583 The Vatican team shoots first. 1368 01:19:03,666 --> 01:19:06,416 Who is that? Oh, yes, it's Paolo di Genaro. 1369 01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:07,875 He runs, shoots and... 1370 01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:10,333 Goal. 1-0 to the Vatican. 1371 01:19:11,958 --> 01:19:13,958 St. Theodosius shooting now. 1372 01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:16,083 The novice runs, shoots and... Goal! 1373 01:19:16,791 --> 01:19:18,333 -A 1-all draw. -Take that! 1374 01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:21,041 Now the Vatican's turn. 1375 01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:22,708 He shoots... and misses wide of the goal. 1376 01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:24,208 Go, go, go! 1377 01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:27,125 Now it's St. Theodosius' turn. 1378 01:19:27,208 --> 01:19:29,041 There goes Simón! Simón! 1379 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:30,416 C'mon, Simón! What are you doing? 1380 01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:32,416 Concentrate! Go to it! 1381 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:34,083 Concentrate. What are you doing? 1382 01:19:34,166 --> 01:19:35,708 What are you looking at? There goes the kid. 1383 01:19:35,791 --> 01:19:38,291 He does a "rabona" kick and... goal! 1384 01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:43,708 There goes Domenico Cabrini, he shoots and... goal! 1385 01:19:48,875 --> 01:19:50,583 There goes St. Theodosius. 1386 01:19:50,666 --> 01:19:53,916 He shoots and... Vatican goalie Luigi Bonano saves it! 1387 01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:56,458 The Vatican runs, shoots... 1388 01:19:56,541 --> 01:19:59,166 That's 3-2 on the scoreboard, to the home team. 1389 01:19:59,791 --> 01:20:01,875 Now it's the turn of Jesús Heredia, 1390 01:20:01,958 --> 01:20:03,416 top scorer of the Champions. 1391 01:20:03,500 --> 01:20:06,041 He runs, shoots and... goal! 1392 01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:11,125 Take that! Hallelujah! 1393 01:20:11,208 --> 01:20:12,541 To your people, Jesús! 1394 01:20:13,833 --> 01:20:16,500 Attention. The penultimate penalty in the shoot-out. 1395 01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:18,125 It's a tie on the scoreboard. 1396 01:20:18,208 --> 01:20:20,458 The Holy Father's team go for their fifth penalty. 1397 01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:27,500 He can't do it. 1398 01:20:27,583 --> 01:20:29,333 Juan Bautista focuses. 1399 01:20:29,416 --> 01:20:31,750 He shoots and... A scorpion kick! 1400 01:20:31,833 --> 01:20:33,500 A scorpion kick! 1401 01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:35,833 Good Lord, what a save! 1402 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,583 The moment of truth has come. 1403 01:20:39,666 --> 01:20:42,541 Let's see who's taking the final and definitive shot 1404 01:20:42,625 --> 01:20:43,791 -for St. Theodosius. -I don't believe it. 1405 01:20:43,875 --> 01:20:46,791 One step away, listen to me, 1406 01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:48,375 one step away from heaven. 1407 01:20:49,208 --> 01:20:52,166 But who's that? It's Father Munilla. 1408 01:20:52,250 --> 01:20:56,250 If Jacinto's taking it, the Champions Clerum is over. 1409 01:20:56,333 --> 01:20:59,291 And what's worse, Father Huerto, 1410 01:20:59,375 --> 01:21:02,250 our monastery is doomed. 1411 01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:07,083 In his boots is the power to bestow glory on St. Theodosius. 1412 01:21:07,166 --> 01:21:09,666 A spine-tingling moment. The tension! 1413 01:21:09,750 --> 01:21:12,166 Stand by, anything could happen. 1414 01:21:39,416 --> 01:21:40,458 Goal! 1415 01:21:40,875 --> 01:21:42,458 Goal! 1416 01:21:44,375 --> 01:21:46,958 My goodness, Munilla! 1417 01:21:49,333 --> 01:21:53,833 -Goal to St. Theodosius! -We won, Father Munilla! 1418 01:21:53,916 --> 01:21:56,666 We are the champions! 1419 01:21:58,083 --> 01:22:00,583 Goal! 1420 01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:06,791 Goal! 1421 01:22:10,833 --> 01:22:13,208 Up! Get him up! 1422 01:22:13,291 --> 01:22:15,208 Munilla! Munilla! 1423 01:22:21,333 --> 01:22:22,708 Screw you, you "Merengues"! 1424 01:22:22,791 --> 01:22:26,250 -Champions Clerum! -Champions Clerum! 1425 01:22:26,333 --> 01:22:33,083 -Champions Clerum! -Champions Clerum! 1426 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,833 Hey, birdie! 1427 01:22:52,916 --> 01:22:54,958 I thought you weren't going to say goodbye. 1428 01:22:55,041 --> 01:22:56,500 You and your ideas, Father. 1429 01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:00,083 Father, 1430 01:23:00,166 --> 01:23:02,875 I wanted to tell you... I'm sorry I let you down. 1431 01:23:02,958 --> 01:23:04,208 No, you didn't let me down. 1432 01:23:04,291 --> 01:23:06,041 I swear, I tried to be a good priest. 1433 01:23:06,125 --> 01:23:08,583 Well, you never know. 1434 01:23:08,666 --> 01:23:10,541 Maybe it wasn't your time. 1435 01:23:10,625 --> 01:23:13,916 Maybe you'll be back one day. When you've felt the calling... 1436 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,125 I don't think so. I'm sure now, 1437 01:23:16,708 --> 01:23:19,000 my true calling is called Sara. 1438 01:23:19,083 --> 01:23:20,583 Right. 1439 01:23:20,666 --> 01:23:23,000 So you've chosen your own path. 1440 01:23:23,083 --> 01:23:25,291 It wasn't what I wanted for you, 1441 01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:27,333 but it's yours and that's the main thing. 1442 01:23:27,416 --> 01:23:29,750 I want you here every Sunday for lunch. 1443 01:23:29,833 --> 01:23:31,208 Well, it can't be here 1444 01:23:31,291 --> 01:23:33,916 because I humiliated the Bishop in front of the Pope 1445 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,208 and he hasn't forgiven me yet. 1446 01:23:35,291 --> 01:23:37,416 So St. Theodosius is still for sale. 1447 01:23:37,916 --> 01:23:40,125 Sure. I know. 1448 01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:43,166 It's all the guys talk about. 1449 01:23:43,750 --> 01:23:44,833 It's a shame. 1450 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:50,375 But it's a bigger shame for the Vatican goalie. 1451 01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:51,833 What a goal you got past him. 1452 01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:53,416 That's true, son. 1453 01:23:53,833 --> 01:23:54,958 That's true. 1454 01:23:57,583 --> 01:24:01,083 I promise I'll come for lunch every Sunday, 1455 01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:02,416 wherever you are. 1456 01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:05,041 No bishop or priest can stop me. 1457 01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:10,083 Come here, give me a hug. 1458 01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:22,333 Go on, get going. 1459 01:24:22,416 --> 01:24:23,541 Go. 1460 01:25:20,375 --> 01:25:21,583 Take care, Simón. 1461 01:25:25,458 --> 01:25:29,666 Joyfully we bid you farewell, Simón 1462 01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:33,750 So you can go and get it on 1463 01:25:33,833 --> 01:25:37,541 Praise be to God 1464 01:25:48,500 --> 01:25:49,750 Here, Father. 1465 01:25:50,291 --> 01:25:53,250 Seeds of a variety of pumpkin of mine. 1466 01:25:54,083 --> 01:25:56,958 My small contribution against world hunger. 1467 01:25:57,375 --> 01:25:59,375 Thank you, Father Huerto. I'll sow them. 1468 01:25:59,458 --> 01:26:00,791 Don't you worry, I'll sow them. 1469 01:26:00,875 --> 01:26:02,916 This is for the boys in Africa. 1470 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:06,458 New undies. They're Kelvin Klin. 1471 01:26:09,250 --> 01:26:11,791 Thanks, Jesús. And say hi to Father Grabiel. 1472 01:26:11,875 --> 01:26:13,500 I will. 1473 01:26:13,583 --> 01:26:15,916 Well, well, well... 1474 01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:17,833 our Father Salvador. 1475 01:26:21,333 --> 01:26:24,416 Jacinto, thanks for everything. 1476 01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:25,708 Thank you. 1477 01:26:25,791 --> 01:26:28,833 But especially for that goal that's sending me back to Africa. 1478 01:26:29,666 --> 01:26:30,666 You know what? 1479 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:33,666 I've grown fond of you too, a little. 1480 01:26:33,750 --> 01:26:34,916 A little? 1481 01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:37,666 Take care of the guys. 1482 01:26:37,750 --> 01:26:39,000 I will. 1483 01:26:39,083 --> 01:26:40,500 You're more important to them than you think. 1484 01:26:41,750 --> 01:26:43,333 Come here, give me a hug. 1485 01:26:49,708 --> 01:26:51,000 Ready, Ramón? 1486 01:26:51,083 --> 01:26:53,500 -Ramón! -Ready. 1487 01:26:53,583 --> 01:26:56,375 -Ramón, little angel! -Father. 1488 01:26:56,458 --> 01:26:57,583 Are you going on safari? 1489 01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:01,791 Look, the calling is in my blood, 1490 01:27:01,875 --> 01:27:04,958 but I realized I'm more into practice than theory, 1491 01:27:05,041 --> 01:27:06,500 and I'll be of more use in Africa. 1492 01:27:06,583 --> 01:27:08,625 -Are you sure, son? -Absolutely, Father. 1493 01:27:08,708 --> 01:27:10,208 Look after yourself. 1494 01:27:10,291 --> 01:27:12,166 And let yourself be looked after. 1495 01:27:12,250 --> 01:27:13,458 I'll write to you. 1496 01:27:15,916 --> 01:27:18,166 Excuse me. I've got a call. 1497 01:27:21,708 --> 01:27:23,166 Hello? 1498 01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:24,500 The Pope? 1499 01:27:26,375 --> 01:27:27,958 It's His Holiness the Pope. 1500 01:27:28,041 --> 01:27:29,916 -It's the Pope! -The Pope in Rome! 1501 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:33,750 Yes, Your Holiness, we're all here together. 1502 01:27:33,833 --> 01:27:38,166 With your permission, I'll turn on the hands-free mode, so we can all listen. 1503 01:27:38,250 --> 01:27:39,750 It's the Pope. 1504 01:27:39,833 --> 01:27:41,333 My dear priests, 1505 01:27:41,416 --> 01:27:43,916 I'm so happy about your victory. 1506 01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:46,291 I've spoken to the Finance Minister 1507 01:27:46,375 --> 01:27:48,416 and I'm going to use some money left over 1508 01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:51,708 from the reconstruction of the Sistine Chapel to help you. 1509 01:27:52,125 --> 01:27:54,541 In a few days, you'll find out what I mean. 1510 01:27:54,625 --> 01:27:57,541 Trust me, you're not alone. 1511 01:27:57,625 --> 01:27:59,166 Thank you for the p-- 1512 01:27:59,250 --> 01:28:01,208 Pastries, Your Holiness, pastries. 1513 01:28:01,291 --> 01:28:03,333 For your pastries, Father Munilla. 1514 01:28:03,416 --> 01:28:07,250 All our brothers should try these little slices of heaven, 1515 01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:08,250 don't you think? 1516 01:28:08,333 --> 01:28:09,875 Yes, yes. 1517 01:28:09,958 --> 01:28:13,000 The Pope liked the pastries. 1518 01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:14,833 EXPANSION WORKS ON OVEN AND BAKEHOUSE 1519 01:28:14,916 --> 01:28:17,416 OFFICIAL SUPPLIER TO THE HOLY SEE OF FATHER MUNILLA'S PASTRIES 1520 01:29:07,208 --> 01:29:09,416 Listen up. Silence. 1521 01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:10,791 With me, let's go. 1522 01:29:10,875 --> 01:29:15,125 Two times one equals two. Two times two equals four. 1523 01:29:15,208 --> 01:29:17,583 Two times three equals six. 1524 01:29:17,666 --> 01:29:19,833 Two times four equals eight. 1525 01:29:19,916 --> 01:29:21,833 Two times five equals ten. 1526 01:29:21,916 --> 01:29:23,916 Two times six equals twelve. 1527 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:26,000 Two times seven equals fourteen. 1528 01:29:26,083 --> 01:29:28,125 Two times eight equals sixteen. 1529 01:29:28,208 --> 01:29:30,333 Two times nine equals eighteen. 1530 01:29:30,416 --> 01:29:32,625 Two times ten equals twenty. 1531 01:29:32,708 --> 01:29:36,000 Okay. Good, guys, very good. 1532 01:30:14,208 --> 01:30:16,666 Brothers, sisters... 1533 01:30:16,750 --> 01:30:20,250 -I have good news for you. Hallelujah! -Hallelujah! 1534 01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:38,583 Our brother, Jesús Heredia, has won the Pope's "Champlus" Clerum. 1535 01:30:38,666 --> 01:30:40,291 -Hallelujah! Glory to God! -Hallelujah! 1536 01:30:53,541 --> 01:30:57,791 We've made a chain of prayer and it won't go into an empty chest. 1537 01:30:57,875 --> 01:31:00,416 It'll stay in the full chest of the Glory of the Lord. 1538 01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:01,958 -Hallelujah! -Hallelujah! 1539 01:31:15,333 --> 01:31:17,916 Hold on to your hats because I've got some big news. 1540 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:19,958 We're going back to the "tipi-tapa". 1541 01:31:20,041 --> 01:31:23,666 We've been invited to play in the World "Champinions" Clerum. 1542 01:31:23,750 --> 01:31:24,750 The World Cup! 1543 01:31:24,833 --> 01:31:29,500 So I need you two here in person. Got it? Got it? 1544 01:31:41,583 --> 01:31:42,666 What is it? 1545 01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:46,375 We've just been invited to the World Champions Clerum. 1546 01:31:47,083 --> 01:31:49,833 But that's great, it's the monks' World Cup. 1547 01:31:50,750 --> 01:31:53,791 Ramón, get the whiteboard, we're going for it. 1548 01:31:55,125 --> 01:31:56,333 You betcha, Father. 1549 01:31:57,250 --> 01:31:59,041 Guys, guys, guys! 1550 01:32:00,750 --> 01:32:01,791 Got it? 1551 01:32:03,333 --> 01:32:04,166 Got it? 1552 01:32:05,166 --> 01:32:07,291 Order. Order! 1553 01:32:08,541 --> 01:32:11,000 Father Munilla, open the door 1554 01:32:11,083 --> 01:32:14,833 We want to get out and tiki-taka some more 1555 01:32:14,916 --> 01:32:17,083 Lift your cassock, novice 1556 01:32:17,166 --> 01:32:19,708 The dribbling has begun 1557 01:32:19,791 --> 01:32:22,500 Since the morning prayers, I haven't been cross 1558 01:32:22,583 --> 01:32:25,333 -Me and theology -You just don't get it 1559 01:32:25,416 --> 01:32:28,250 What I want is fair play From the Church every day 1560 01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:32,250 Come on, all you novices Praise, praise! 1561 01:32:32,333 --> 01:32:34,958 Here we go, Saint Theodosius 1562 01:32:35,041 --> 01:32:37,083 Out of your monastery 1563 01:32:37,166 --> 01:32:39,958 And off to the Vatican! 1564 01:32:40,750 --> 01:32:43,583 Get him to try your pastries 1565 01:32:43,666 --> 01:32:46,416 Here we go, Saint Theodosius 1566 01:32:46,500 --> 01:32:50,666 Play the Champions Clerum And pray with flow 1567 01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:54,458 May God come down and see it 1568 01:32:54,541 --> 01:32:58,083 Our Father, who art in heaven What do you think the score is down here? 1569 01:32:58,166 --> 01:33:01,000 Don't you think There is too much offside play? 1570 01:33:01,083 --> 01:33:02,833 Some people make promises They don't fulfill 1571 01:33:02,916 --> 01:33:06,291 They sculpt figures of you But you've had your fill 1572 01:33:06,375 --> 01:33:07,458 -Ramón. -Yes, Simón. 1573 01:33:07,541 --> 01:33:11,000 Your hands are doves of peace I see them together and I laugh 1574 01:33:11,083 --> 01:33:13,083 Hurry, it's Sunday, and it's Mass today 1575 01:33:13,166 --> 01:33:15,875 I draw the play on the board with chalk Off to Rome and walk the walk 1576 01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:18,041 My body's more twisted Than the tower of Pisa 1577 01:33:18,125 --> 01:33:20,833 Here we go, Saint Theodosius 1578 01:33:20,916 --> 01:33:22,958 Out of your monastery 1579 01:33:23,041 --> 01:33:26,000 And off to the Vatican! 1580 01:33:26,708 --> 01:33:29,416 Get him to try your pastries 1581 01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:32,541 Here we go, Saint Theodosius 1582 01:33:32,625 --> 01:33:36,583 Play the Champions Clerum And pray with flow 1583 01:33:38,166 --> 01:33:40,041 May God come down and see it 1584 01:33:40,125 --> 01:33:42,916 They say that the faithful Are receiving Communion in sin 1585 01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:45,666 And they send their prayers via Whatsapp 1586 01:33:45,750 --> 01:33:48,500 Even Your Holiness Has an account and profile 1587 01:33:48,583 --> 01:33:51,666 Don't forget to mention the hashtag of our film 1588 01:33:51,750 --> 01:33:54,333 Holy Goalie, type it down! 1589 01:33:54,416 --> 01:33:56,125 Even if you're an atheist 1590 01:33:56,208 --> 01:33:58,708 Check out these novices' testimony 1591 01:33:58,791 --> 01:34:00,083 Give it a volley, kick and see 1592 01:34:00,166 --> 01:34:02,958 Friendship, loyalty And have faith in yourself 1593 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:39,708 Here we go, Saint Theodosius 1594 01:34:39,791 --> 01:34:41,708 Out of your monastery 1595 01:34:41,791 --> 01:34:45,541 And off to the Vatican! 1596 01:34:45,625 --> 01:34:48,375 Get him to try your pastries 1597 01:34:48,458 --> 01:34:51,208 Here we go, Saint Theodosius 1598 01:34:51,291 --> 01:34:55,791 Play the Champions Clerum And pray with flow 1599 01:34:57,000 --> 01:35:00,166 May God come down and see it 103839