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♪ Crash! ♪
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Ooh, boxes.
We're finally moving out
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of this sardine can
you call an apartment.
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Where we moving?
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Is it that beautiful mansion
down by the river
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with the towers and the barbed wire
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and the outside gym?
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That's the prison, Crash.
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I want to live there someday.
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We aren't moving.
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I'm just picking out stuff to sell
at the school rummage sale.
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Ooh, rummage.
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That's a fun word to say.
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[deep voice ] Rummage.
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Rummage, rummage, rummage.
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It gets less fun the more you say it.
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Well, the rummage sale is always fun.
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Last year, I got this,
and I'm selling it this year.
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Circle of life.
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Cool.
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I have some things I want to get rid of.
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-[girls groan]
-[Crash grunts]
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Crash, what is going on?
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Just get in the box.
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Get in the box.
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Individually, they're not worth much,
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but as a set, someone might want them.
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I like the way you think,
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-but we're just selling my stuff.
-Oh.
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-Check the closet.
-Ooh.
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Sell this. Sell this. Sell this.
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Sell this.
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Hey!
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Flex Fletcher. I can't sell this.
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Why?
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Because he was the best toy I ever had.
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I used to take him everywhere with me.
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Funny, you never mentioned
this Flex Fletcher character before.
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And where is this "everywhere"
that you've never taken me to?
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What are you getting so upset about?
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I'm not upset.
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[grunting]
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Sell this!
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Sell this!
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Oh, look, baseballs.
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[mad] Sell this ball!
Sell this ball! Sell this ball!
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Sell this ball! And this ball!
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And this one!
[mad] Oh!
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to open
Kick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tude
Where your mom hide the food? ♪
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-♪ In the fridge ♪
-♪ I'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude ♪
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♪ No make-up or feelings
Tea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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- ♪ And face slams ♪
- ♪ Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesome
But awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein
Crash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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Hey, Crash. Check this out.
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[scoffs] Big deal!
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Can Flex hold his breath and count to 100?
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[inhales deeply]
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[exhales sharply and gasps]
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How long did I go?
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I'd say about one.
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Bet Flex can't beat it.
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Of course not. He just stretches.
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So do the ladies in your mom's yoga class.
I don't see you hanging out with them.
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I love the school rummage sale.
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Time to get rid of useless junk.
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Like the birdhouse I made
in second grade...
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For mother's day...
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That you said you'd keep forever?
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You were seven. You needed encouragement.
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Fine. I love it.
[kiss]
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-[stretching]
-[surprised] Whoa!
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[glass shatters]
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That better not be the birdhouse.
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Yay!
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Wyatt, please be careful with Flex.
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I remember the destruction
you two caused.
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You call that destruction?
It's just a picture frame.
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I'll show you destruction.
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Mrs. B, put that vase on your head.
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I don't think so.
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[whispers] Can it be the birdhouse?
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Look at all these dolls.
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Those are mine, don't touch them.
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Cleo, you've never even
played with them.
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Look, they're still in their boxes.
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That's how they retain their value.
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These are my college fund.
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I figure one of us should have a plan.
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Oh, I have a college plan for my kids.
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It starts with you moving into a dorm,
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and it ends with me on a beach in Mexico.
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[clears throat]
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The middle's a little fuzzy.
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Hey, Crash, help me price this stuff.
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Hmm...What do you think
we could get for Rex?
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A rock? A piece of broccoli?
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His name is Flex.
And I'm not selling him.
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I've had him since I was six.
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[mockingly] I've had him since I was six.
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Aw, Crash is jealous.
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Jealous? I'm not jealous.
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There's not even a word
for the way I feel.
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I just hate Flex because he's taking
attention away from me.
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That what jealous means, Crash.
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Oh, who told you that? Flex?
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-Wyatt, can I play with Flex?
-Sure.
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Finally. I hate that guy.
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Did you see the way
he was looking down on me?
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Yeah, 'cause he was on the counter
and you're short.
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Whatever. At least he's gone
and he can't bother me anymore.
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[high-pitched voice] You're handsome.
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[deeper voice] You're beautiful.
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Huh?
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[high-pitched voice] I love you.
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[deeper voice] I love you more.
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[wistful sigh] [kissing]
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[gasps]
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[mad] He did not do that
right in front of me!
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That freakishly limber home-wrecker
thinks he can steal my girl?
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Oh, it is on.
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Okay, fair fight.
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On the count of three.
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One.
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[grunts] Whoa!
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[grunts] Oh. Um...
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Let this be a lesson to you.
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I'm so sorry you have to leave, Mr. Flex.
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I hear you have a pressing engagement.
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[laughs]
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[sniffs]
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Oh, I smell burning.
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I smell even more burning.
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Oh, now I feel pain.
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Even more pain.
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I'm gonna have to say
on the pain scale, this is a ten.
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[grunts]
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[screams]
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[sniffs] Ooh, waffles.
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[screams]
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[grunts] Okay, Fletcher.
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You took my friend.
You stole my girl.
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You turned my hand
into a breakfast-time treat.
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It ends now!
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This time you'll never come back.
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[grunts]
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So long.
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[stick whirling]
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What?
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-No!
-[thump]
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Cleo!
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I have a box of clothes
for you to sell.
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It is a lot easier
than doing laundry.
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Wyatt can have them.
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I ran the numbers
and the real money's in concessions.
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I'm thinking cotton candy by...
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[whispers] Cleo.
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Mom, I need $80 for new boots.
It's an emergency.
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Amanda, the fashion police aren't real.
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And you can't get arrested by them.
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But I have a party next week.
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And people have already seen me
in these boots.
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Crystal once wore the same shoes
to two parties in a row
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and you would not believe
the horrible things I said about her.
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If you need $80,
then you need to earn it.
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Has anyone seen
Wyatt's annoyingly stupid doll?
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I thought you were
Wyatt's annoyingly stupid doll.
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So did I, Mrs. B.
[sad] So did I.
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♪Let me hear you say Crash! ♪
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-[shattering glass]
-[laughs]
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Flex slam! Ha!
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[surprised] This is how I find out?!
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Crash, give it a rest.
I'm just playing with Flex.
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Oh, how nice for you.
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I had a fantastic day.
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[sarcastic]
Thanks for asking.
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How was your day, Crash?
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Oh, we are way past that!
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You leave me no choice.
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[shouts] I am out of here!
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There's a moment in every man's life
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when he needs to strike
out on his own
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and face whatever hardships
the world throws at him.
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[shivers]
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There's a little nip in the air.
I'm gonna put on a pot of tea.
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But in my mind,
I am making a dramatic exit
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on a zebra.
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Does Flex have an imaginary zebra?
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Yeah, he's on him right now.
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[imitates hooves clopping]
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Neigh!
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Wow, that guy's good.
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♪ Crash and Bern ♪
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I don't think you're gonna get 20 bucks
for an old baseball.
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It's signed.
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You signed it.
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You know how hard it is
to write on a baseball?
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Especially with a glitter pen?
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Hey, Crash, come help us
sort through this stuff.
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Sorry, Bernstein, but I have moved on.
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I have new friends.
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We're watching a chick flick.
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When does the flicking start?
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Now.
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Crash, you're loud and annoying
and you stink.
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Nobody wants you here.
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Oh, I could get used to this girl talk.
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When do we stab each other
in the back, huh?
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Crash, you're not fooling anybody.
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I know you're just doing this
because you're jealous of Flex.
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That is absolutely false.
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And by the way,
I can't hang with you tonight
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as I will hosting book club,
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which I assume involves clubbing people
in the head with books.
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Good luck with all that.
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Us guys are gonna have some fun.
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Maybe even get into trouble.
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What kind of trouble?
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My mom says I'm not allowed
to get into trouble.
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Just play along.
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What's that, Flex?
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There's something rotting in the dumpster
behind the butcher shop?
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Let's go check it out.
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It's not a real dumpster, right?
My mom says dumpsters are trouble.
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-[door closes]
-[groans]
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I never should have let him leave.
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I should have gotten down
on my hands and knees
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and begged him
to take me with him.
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I forgot my coat.
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What are you doing here?
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I thought you left!
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He'll be back, right?
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[shouts] Get out!
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[shouts] What is wrong with me?!
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This suit is itchy.
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Why do I have to dress
like a monkey?
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Because monkeys are cute.
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I'm already cute.
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Ehh...
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That'll be $3.
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And one for the monkey.
260
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,048
What's going on there?
261
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:19,051
Oh, it's a business partnership
I have with my sister.
262
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:22,347
It's called "Amanda by Cleo."
263
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,020
Do you want to talk
to a real high school girl?
264
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,192
Heck no. Not if I don't have to.
265
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,607
Hey, Amanda, how's it going?
266
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,612
Good. That'll be a dollar.
267
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:36,857
Every question's a dollar?
268
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,316
-Yes. Dollar.
-Are you serious?
269
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,367
As serious as a new pair of boots.
270
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,948
Good chat. Next.
271
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:49,421
I have a question.
If you and I were on a deserted island,
272
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:53,211
which one of my adorable qualities
would you find most charming?
273
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,842
That noise you make when you fly.
274
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,844
I can't fly.
275
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,546
[gasps] [shouts] I can fly!
[laughs]
276
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,507
[crash]
277
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,850
-What are you looking for?
-What have you got?
278
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,274
Baseball cards, beef jerky,
279
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,733
Football helmet, bolts...
280
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:11,863
I only sell man stuff.
281
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,900
You have bolts?!
282
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,323
That is nuts!
283
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,532
No, they're bolts.
284
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,991
Hey, is that Flex Fletcher gear?
285
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,413
You know it.
286
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,871
[both] ♪ Flex Fletcher
Go Flex Fletcher ♪
287
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,372
♪ You try to fight him ♪
288
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,333
♪And you wind up on a stretcher ♪
289
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,874
♪ Flex Fletcher ♪
[both laugh]
290
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,458
[fake cough] Nerd alert.
291
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,554
[coughs] Nerd.
292
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,669
Man, you got the Flex scuba gear,
293
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,796
Flex night-vision goggles...
294
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,433
[gasps]
295
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,760
Flex's pet dolphin, Connor.
296
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,769
Can you go five minutes
without talking about Flex?
297
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:50,561
What? Am I supposed to pretend
I didn't see Connor?
298
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,818
Yeah, I got everything
they made for Flex
299
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,318
except Flex himself.
300
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,570
He's very hard to find these days.
301
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,569
Really?
302
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,574
Hard to find, you say?
303
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,905
Yeah, that's exactly what I said.
304
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,243
Really?
305
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,997
[slowly] What you said, you say?
306
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,460
Please go away.
307
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,672
Psst.
308
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,585
I got something I think you'll like.
309
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,553
[grunts]
310
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,643
Hey, great meat coat.
311
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,640
Do they make that in an extra tall?
312
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,432
Oh, sorry. Wrong side.
313
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,635
Those are for me.
314
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:32,941
Flex Fletcher! I'll give you $100 for him.
315
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,981
Oh, so you want to negotiate?
316
00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,435
All right, I can tango. Give me 80.
317
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,781
You do know 80
is lower than 100, right?
318
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,662
[mad] Don't try to confuse me
with your fancy numbers!
319
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,740
I'll take 50 and that's my final offer.
320
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,575
Okay, but I feel like I'm ripping you off.
321
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,541
[yells] Okay, okay!
I'll throw in the meat coat.
322
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,793
I don't know how you sleep at night.
323
00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,801
Bernstein, look.
324
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:03,391
I am now the proud captain
of a gravy boat.
325
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:07,348
I'm just a submarine sandwich away
from building a food navy.
326
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,850
So what? You're not mad at me anymore?
327
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:12,393
[scoffs] Why would I be mad?
328
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,267
I mean, it's just me and you again--
329
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,274
I mean, now--
330
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,316
[stammering] I mean like it's always been.
[laughs]
331
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:22,241
[shouts] Oh, look, cotton candy!
332
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,316
Cannonball!
333
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,027
[grunting]
334
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,787
Here, Crash, grab this.
335
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,421
[continues grunting]
336
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,129
Whoa, close one.
337
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:43,089
Hey!
338
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,680
Can you believe that?
That kid just ate me.
339
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,100
[muffled] Not cool, man.
340
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,230
Ugh.
341
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,851
Uh-oh. Let's get out of here.
342
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,807
I feel a feeding frenzy coming on.
343
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,437
[hollering]
344
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,235
[grunts]
345
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,119
Whoa, that's an ugly wig.
346
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,285
-What are you looking at?
-[screams]
347
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:21,835
[laughter]
348
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,844
-Crash, have you seen Flex?
-Why?
349
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,764
Did someone tell you something?
If they did, they're lying.
350
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,468
Should I have a lawyer
for this conversation?
351
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,095
Did you do something with Flex?
352
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,273
[scoffs] No.
353
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:37,021
You mean,
besides love him unconditionally?
354
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,977
Crash, time for your hair appointment.
355
00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:42,726
Not now. We're busy.
356
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:46,647
Um, Bernstein,
I have an appointment.
357
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,906
Jasmine, do you have Flex Fletcher?
358
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:53,161
No, he and Princess Glitter broke up.
359
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,124
He was too clingy.
360
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,535
Well, he won't be clinging
to her anymore.
361
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,094
[laughs maniacally]
362
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,338
Crash, what did you do?
363
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,010
Nothing. Get over it.
364
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,589
Now, let's go to the arcade.
365
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:08,894
I'm sitting on fifty smackaroos
from selling Flex.
366
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,548
Oops.
367
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,727
You sold him? That is so not cool.
368
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,519
How would you like it
if I got rid of something
369
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:18,772
that meant a lot to you?
370
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:22,653
[gasps] You don't mean my gravy boat?
371
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,572
Good idea.
372
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,651
[bangs]
373
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,993
[bangs]
374
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,372
[banging]
375
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,037
[upset] That was very unsatisfying.
376
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,923
Hey, Bernstein.
377
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,172
Crash, not now.
378
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:46,513
Na-na! Meet Gum Man!
379
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,509
He's made of gum!
380
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,892
Get that thing out of my face.
381
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,759
Uh, "thing"?
382
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,177
Bernstein, give Gum Man a chance.
383
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,595
♪ It's Gum Man ♪
384
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,933
♪ Go, Gum Man ♪
385
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:01,268
♪ He can do anything
Better than Flex can ♪
386
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,364
[deep voice] Now with flavor crystals.
387
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,440
[Crash laughs]
388
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,154
Crash, that's just it.
389
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,904
Flex couldn't do anything.
390
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,696
He was a lifeless object
that I made do things.
391
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:14,700
Well, you sure were spending
a lot of time making him do things.
392
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:18,714
I know. I was just trying to show you
how ridiculous you were being.
393
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,828
I thought Flex was gonna replace me.
394
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,335
Flex could never replace you.
395
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:24,958
He's just a toy.
396
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,045
You're my friend.
397
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,720
Yeah, well. Flex is just a--
398
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:30,927
And you're--
399
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,219
You're--
400
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,972
[sobbing] The best friend ever.
401
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,813
I'm sorry, Bernstein.
402
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,520
I've been a bad friend.
403
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,520
Being jealous of Flex,
404
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,442
putting stuff in your sheets...
405
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,690
What?
406
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,862
Oh, you didn't find it yet?
407
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,105
Ah, never mind.
408
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:51,363
[excited] Let's go get that stretchy
freak back. Yeah!
409
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,198
[rattling]
410
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,452
Really, dude? Baby rattlesnakes?!
411
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,750
She had her babies?!
412
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,753
Thanks for agreeing
to meet us here.
413
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:08,837
Sorry we're late.
414
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,262
We had to go pick up some
baby rattlesnake presents.
415
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,721
-[rattling]
-I know, so redundant.
416
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,184
All right, let's talk business.
417
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,934
You said that you had something for me
418
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,346
that would make me want to give
Flex back to you.
419
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,305
What is it? Fishing gear? A carburetor?
420
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:26,897
It's a heartwarming story.
421
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,321
Uh-huh.
422
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,570
About a carburetor?
423
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,991
No. It's about a boy with a lot of sisters
424
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,532
and a stretchy toy that made him feel
less outnumbered.
425
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,366
-He's talking about himself and Flex.
-I got that.
426
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,502
He's the one with the sisters.
Flex is the stretchy one.
427
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,080
-It really wasn't that hard to follow.
-Oh.
428
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,746
So what do you say, sir?
Can I buy Flex back from you?
429
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:48,996
It would mean a lot to me.
430
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,877
I don't know, kid.
431
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,384
Flex is pretty awesome.
432
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,641
A guy could build a really strong bond
with this dude.
433
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,507
Which is why I have to say...
434
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,097
No. You can't have him.
435
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,602
What?
436
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:03,854
Well, it was a good story, kid,
437
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,895
But, I mean, come on,
It's Flex Fletcher.
438
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,359
I can't believe
I'm not already home playing with him.
439
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,030
I'll see you later, kid.
440
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,898
Oh, hey.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
441
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,645
You haven't heard my story.
442
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:16,027
It's called--
[shouts] Run!
443
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,704
[laughs]
[grunting]
444
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,743
[stretching]
445
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:21,997
[grunts]
446
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,208
You don't know
who you're messing with, pal.
447
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,499
I eat guys like you for lunch.
448
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,463
Oh, hey, Peaches.
Hey, Pumpkin. Hey, Bumblebee.
449
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:31,464
Oh, honey, your braid's coming out.
450
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:34,046
I've got a bobby pin
in my fanny pack.
451
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,512
[bangs] [grunts in pain]
452
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:40,013
I hate you, Flex. [groans]
453
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,347
Are these your daughters?
454
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:45,522
Oh, half of them. I have six.
455
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,562
You live with six girls?
456
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,975
Yeah, and my wife, of course...
457
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,105
And her mother...
458
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,741
And my great-aunt Reba...
459
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,898
And her four female cats.
460
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,488
That's a lot of girls.
461
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:01,833
It's not so bad. They let me
watch sports on my birthday.
462
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,369
You know what?
463
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:05,834
You can keep Flex.
464
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:07,714
Sounds like you need him
more than I do.
465
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,831
After all, I have Crash.
466
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,207
Thanks, kid.
467
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,165
Get him! He's got Flex!
468
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:15,545
[both grunt]
469
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,012
No, Crash, it's okay.
470
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,552
I gave him Flex.
471
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,215
He lives with more girls than we do.
472
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:23,643
[gasps] You poor, poor man.
473
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,973
Wait here.
474
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,937
Can you take a few more?
475
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,400
The little one doubles as a monkey.
476
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,485
I admit they're great boots,
477
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:42,281
But you know the rules.
No parties on a school night.
478
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,827
But this is research for college.
479
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,661
There will be college guys there.
480
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,584
You really need to work
on your negotiating skills.
481
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,087
Did someone call for a negotiator?
482
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,379
I'll take it from here, young lady.
483
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,172
Mrs. B,
484
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,177
what do say my client
485
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:02,389
gets her homework done first,
then goes to the party
486
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,100
and is home by 10:00?
487
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,930
That actually sounds reasonable.
488
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:08,176
-Thanks, Mom.
-Not so fast.
489
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,478
What if Amanda does extra homework,
490
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:14,022
sweeps the patio, goes to the party,
and is home by 8:00?
491
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,437
Crash, what are you doing?
492
00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,066
8:00 does seem a little early.
493
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:19,783
Fine. She doesn't go to the party,
494
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:22,373
gets her ears unpierced
and she's grounded for two weeks.
495
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,239
-Crash!
-I know, right?
496
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,826
Call me when prom rolls around.
497
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:31,292
After I work my magic,
you won't even have to go.
498
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:36,302
♪ Crash and Bern, hard core ♪
499
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:39,259
♪ Bass, bass ♪
500
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,298
♪ What ♪
501
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:48,805
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
502
00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,232
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
503
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,270
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
504
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,864
♪ Good call ♪
505
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,318
♪ Crash and Bern
Crash and Bern ♪
506
00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:59,239
-♪ I said, "Stein" ♪
-♪ What he said ♪
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