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[grunting]
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This is hockey?
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We've been playing
for 15 minutes and not one fight!
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[punching noises]
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Oh! Oh! Oh, I've got
a cramp in my goluklike.
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What's a goluklike?
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That's what a goal look like.
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All right, you asked for it.
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I'm going into beast mode.
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You will not distract me.
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Oh. Hey, Amanda.
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Oh please,
I'm not falling for that one.
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-Hey, Pesto.
-Amanda!
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-Goal!
-Stop it!
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Not you, Amanda. You just stand
there and make my heart happy.
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You know what would
make my heart happy?
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-Some tokens.
-What's in it for me?
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For a 20, I'll make eye contact.
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-At school?
-No.
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-Deal.
-[door opens]
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[in Australian accent] Nice hair,
especially for a hockey player.
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-[giggles]
-And all your teeth, too!
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Hey, buddy!
That eye contact is gonna cost ya.
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-[scoffs]
-My name's Trey. How you doing tonight?
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I'm tonight, Amanda, okay.
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And how am I tonight doing?
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Want a milkshake?
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Oh, is that the game
where you dance and milk a cow?
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That's a thing?
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Let's do that instead.
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Oh, dude, that stings.
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Come on down. Let's hug it out.
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[grunts]
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Ha ha! Goal!
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Goal, goal, goal, goal!
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Goalie, goalie, go--
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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-♪ In the fridge ♪
-♪ I'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude
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♪ No make-up or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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-♪ And face slams ♪
-♪ Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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[Wyatt mimics static]
Base to leader 1,
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you've got eyes
on those rice puffs, Roger?
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-[both mimic static]
-Copy that.
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But who invited Roger?
That guy owes me money.
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-Reload!
-[Wyatt] I'm on it.
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Breakfast!
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[chomping]
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What are you doing?
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Uh, protecting the free world
from rice puffs.
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[in Italian accent]
So, this is the wise guy
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that wants to date my daughter.
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I'm not your daughter.
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Hey, you better take care
of my little girl,
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or I'm gonna take care of you!
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Hey, Wyatt! Come on over here
and meet your future brother-in-law, huh?
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Bada bing. [snorts, spits]
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Sorry, that was supposed
to be pretend spit.
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You're so embarrassing.
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[knocking on door]
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I followed them on their date.
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He had a hot dog with ketchup.
She had one with mustard.
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I had the last little bits
of their hot dogs.
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I was hiding in the trash.
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Look, Pesto,
if you keep stalking Amanda,
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you'll have no chance with her.
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On the other hand,
if you back off and play it cool,
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you'll also have no chance.
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Thanks, man!
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Hey, Amanda, I'm having a pool party
this Saturday. You should come.
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I'll ask my mom, but I'm
sure she'll be cool with it.
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-Can I bring anything?
-Don't go to too much trouble.
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Maybe just some homemade fat-free,
gluten-free carrot ginger muffins?
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No trouble at all.
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[whispering] What's a gluten?
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See you at school tomorrow. Cheers.
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He even winks with an accent.
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Wohoo! Pool party on Saturday!
I didn't catch what time, though.
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This is gonna be epic!
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Going to a high school party
at 12 years old--
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we'll be legend!
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Can you ask Trey
to go easy on the chlorine?
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You guys aren't invited.
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You can't fit in at a high school party.
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Oh, we are going.
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Here's the plan--
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I pretend to be a pool boy.
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-Bernstein, you'll be my assistant.
-What about me?
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You'll be that fish that sucks
the scum off the side of the pool.
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So... I'm in!
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Guys, we're not gonna sneak in.
We have to get invited.
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We've gotta show Trey
that we can be cool.
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We should copy his accent.
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It makes everything sound better.
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[in Australian accent]
I have fungus on my feet.
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Would you like to taste it?
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[normal voice] Yeah, you're right!
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I definitely wanna taste
your foot fungus, Bernstein,
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but I know a better way
to get us invited to that pool party.
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-We have to bulk up.
-So we should work-out?
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Pssh! There's no time for working out!
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I know what you're thinking--
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"Crash, how am I gonna turn
my scrawny little arms
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into rock-hard muscle?"
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Well, it's as easy as sitting on your butt
and drinking Crash's mega-muscle shakes.
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But don't take my word for it.
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Listen to some
of our satisfied customers.
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[deep voice] Uh, I used to be small,
weak and insignificant...
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-Like Pesto!
-Hey!
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[high-pitched] He drink the shake,
now he strong...
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Like bull.
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[normal voice] Drink it up, fellas!
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-[sniffing] Ugh! It stinks!
-[growling]
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I think I just heard it hiss!
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Oh, sorry. Um, that was me.
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I've already had 15 glasses today.
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And I'll have another dozen before dinner!
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I'm not drinking that.
Look, it's changing colors.
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Hey, do you want to get invited
to that party or not?
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Now start drinking before they turn pink!
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[both inhale deeply]
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[Pesto grunts]
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[high-pitched] I drink the shake,
now I sick... like dog.
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That means it's working.
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[snores loudly]
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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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Huh? Huh? Oh.
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[grunting]
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[bed creaking]
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-Whoa whoa. Whoa!
-Oh!
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Oh! Huh?
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Oh no.
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[grunting]
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Crash, what happened to you?
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What'd you put in that drink?
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Um, milk, cheese,
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butter, buttermilk,
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butter cream, peanut butter,
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bacon butter and--
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what's that yellow thing
your mom puts on the counter?
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-Butter?
-Yeah, that too.
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Look, Crash, if you want to get invited
to that party, you need to get into shape.
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And I mean a different shape than round.
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[gasps] That is so insensitive!
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You know I have body issues.
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It's what's on the inside that counts,
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and what's inside me
is a heart-- a sheep's heart,
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which I also put in the smoothie.
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You know, Crash,
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there's a simple, non-invasive procedure
that can restore your youthful figure.
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However, it is risky,
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and some medical journals
even call it stupid.
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Risky and stupid? I am in!
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Step into my office.
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Oh! [chuckles]
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[pants, wheezing]
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[coughing]
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Hey, guys!
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You didn't tell me we were going uphill!
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Wanna touch it?
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The procedure is called lipo-sculpting.
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Now I'm not a doctor,
but I performed this procedure
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once before on Amanda's stuffed ape.
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And it worked?
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Sadly, bananas didn't make it.
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I like my odds! Mmm!
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-[vacuum whirring]
-[giggling]
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[giggling slows down]
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How do I look?
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Uh, like grape-flavored road kill.
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Mmm, I sound delicious.
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[gasps]
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Are we destroying the kitchen?
Why didn't you call me?
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[grunts, laughs]
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When's the last time you left the kitchen?
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Leave the kitchen?
How can I possibly leave the kitchen?
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You tell the kitchen
it's not him, it's you.
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Then slowly walk out the door.
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And don't look back.
[whispers] Don't look back.
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[stove dings]
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What are you burning?
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Well, Trey asked me to bring
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fat-free, gluten-free
carrot ginger muffins,
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so I'm making fat-free,
gluten-free carrot ginger muffins.
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[sighs] Do you think he'd notice
if I just brought a bag of donuts?
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Donuts are one of the worst
things a person can eat.
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[thuds]
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Bring the donuts.
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Oh, let me try. Ah.
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[grunting]
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Gah!
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[babbles]
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It broke my mouth.
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Hey, check out my ink.
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If this doesn't say 10th grade,
I don't know what does.
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"Party man."
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That's cool. Is it real?
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Hey! You rubbed off the "y"!
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Now I have a tattoo
that says "part man."
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No one'll be looking at your tattoo
once they see my bling.
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Dude, that's your mom's
Christmas broach.
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Trey and Amanda will be here soon.
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This could be our last chance
to score an invite to the party.
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Well, I've been developing a new strut.
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I call it the gunslinger.
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[mimics gunshots]
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Do you have any mirrors in your house?
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Lemme show you what I got.
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-[muffled speech]
-I can't understand you!
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I said, ugh, "G'day, mate."
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Oh, conversation starters.
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I got one of those for the ladies.
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"Hey, gorgeous.
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How about making me a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich?"
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I've only used that
on my mom, but it works!
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-You call your mom gorgeous?
-A guy's gotta eat.
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♪ Hey hey hey ! ♪
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Membership card, please.
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What? What are you talking about?
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For the gym.
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[grunting]
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I need two more turkeys!
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Hold on! I'm trying to sign them up!
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We offer three affordable
membership packages.
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Honestly, the lifetime pass
is your smartest investment.
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-[grunts]
-Ah! What happened to you?
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I am pumped!
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Don't tell anyone, but...
I've been juicing.
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[slurps, smacks lips]
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You, on the bench press!
Work your glutes!
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You, on curls! Work your glutes!
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Glutes are in your butt.
253
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,528
Glutes are wherever I tell you they are!
254
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,322
What's up with him?
255
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,114
I think he might have gym rage.
256
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:22,987
I read about this one bodybuilder
who went nuts and tried to wrestle a bus.
257
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,036
-Who won?
-No one beats a bus.
258
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,791
Start pumping!
259
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,212
Get in there. That's right.
260
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,423
[grunts]
261
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,591
Oh, come on, push! Come on, push it!
262
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,550
Get that on your arm! All Right!
263
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,840
Bigger! Faster!
264
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,094
Harder! Thinner!
265
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,346
Smoother! Fuzzier!
266
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,179
Milkier!
267
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,314
[grunts]
268
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,600
I don't even know
what you're telling me to do!
269
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,646
The living room's a gym now?
270
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,442
I know, so stupid,
but they're just lame kids. Let's go.
271
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,606
Hey, Trey! Check me out!
272
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,356
[grunting]
273
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:10,964
[laughs]
274
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,709
[mimics gunshots]
275
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,797
[muffled speech]
276
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,259
"G'day, mate" to you too.
277
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,427
Just so you know, I'm only related
to the one in the helmet.
278
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:26,849
Great. We did everything right
and he still didn't invite us.
279
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,351
[growls]
280
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,983
No invite to party make Crash mad!
281
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,305
[sadly] And sad.
282
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,937
[angrily] And mad again!
283
00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:37,611
Hmm.
284
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:41,532
Crash have no control over emotions.
285
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,453
Good night.
286
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,911
Isn't this party the best?
287
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,866
Oh, me? I'm Trey's girlfriend?
288
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,956
You can call us Trey-manda.
289
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,712
Oh, you like the muffins? [chuckles]
290
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,047
Okay, I was with you
until they liked the muffins.
291
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,222
How long have you been sitting there?
292
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:07,931
Too long. I saw when you
pretended to go to the bathroom.
293
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,636
Go away.
294
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,644
Amanda, what's wrong with you?
295
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,396
I mean, Trey's all right,
296
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,398
but you're turning into a nervous,
socially-awkward mess.
297
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,191
-That's Wyatt's job!
-What's my job?
298
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,985
Never mind, part man.
299
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,529
It's "party man"!
300
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,662
Can everyone just go away?
301
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,909
I'm trying to be perfect for Trey's party.
302
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,291
-Nobody's perfect.
-Well, they might be in Australia.
303
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,369
We don't know.
304
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,289
Amanda, stop freaking out.
305
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,583
Trey seems to like you.
You have some really great qualities.
306
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,090
Yeah?
307
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,134
Oh. I have to name 'em?
308
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,045
Okay, um, you're... tall.
309
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:49,563
And... guys really like tall girls.
310
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,352
I wish someone would tell
Trey how great I am.
311
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,725
Get us into the party
312
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,231
and I'll tell him all sorts
of good stuff about you,
313
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,273
like your plan
to round up the stray kittens
314
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,357
and send 'em to the troops.
315
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,242
Oh, don't they deserve it?
316
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,278
They do so much for us--
317
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,319
meowing, purring and being all cute.
318
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,487
[laughs]
319
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,285
All right, I'll ask Trey
to invite you guys.
320
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,038
Just don't embarrass me.
321
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,330
Embarrass you?
322
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,543
What could possibly be worse
than this video of you
323
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:20,174
pretending to go to the bathroom
and not washing your hands?
324
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,472
I said a shot of wheat grass!
325
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:29,763
[grunts]
326
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,393
I keep telling you
I don't know what that means.
327
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,845
Are you threatening me?
Are you threatening me?
328
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,805
If you're feeling froggy, just jump, girl.
329
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,020
Yeah. Oh yeah,
that's what I thought. Yeah!
330
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,529
[grunts]
331
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,860
-[thuds]
-[laughs]
332
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,068
[grunts] Move, you stupid robot! Move!
333
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,406
I am your master!
Do what I tell you to do!
334
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,662
[grunts]
335
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,250
I don't mean to interrupt,
but you might wanna hit "play."
336
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,500
I do not need
your incredibly helpful advice!
337
00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,423
All right.
338
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,751
Hey. Hey, don't walk away from me.
339
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,956
You want a piece of me?
Because I do come apart.
340
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,971
-[rips]
-[grunts]
341
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,008
-Yeah. Mmm.
-[haltingly] Okay.
342
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,768
[cellphone beeps]
343
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,395
Hey, Amanda just texted me.
344
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,018
I'm glad you guys are coming to the party.
345
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,225
Get lost.
346
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,324
[slurps]
347
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:27,026
[laughs]
348
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,322
What are you doing?
349
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,697
Wait, did-- did you say we were
invited to the party?
350
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,333
Not anymore. You're a jerk.
351
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,711
Oh! No, wait! Come back! I'm sorry!
352
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,748
Um, you can rip off my leg
and smash me in the face if you want!
353
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,133
Goodbye, pool party.
354
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,335
We're ready to party.
I've got my party goggles,
355
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,756
my party flip-flops and my party cheese.
356
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:53,927
You're bringing cheese?
357
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,734
It's a high school party.
You don't go empty-handed.
358
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:02,522
Oh, good, you're back.
Okay, we're going to the party.
359
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,935
Oh. That.
360
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:08,145
Uh, I've got good news
and I've got bad news.
361
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,156
The bad news is I dumped
lemonade in Trey's helmet.
362
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:14,411
The other bad news is
we're no longer invited to the party.
363
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,905
That's all bad news.
What's the good news?
364
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,116
At the arcade, I sat on a jelly bean.
365
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,674
[smacks lips] Mmm.
366
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,302
That was not a jellybean.
367
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:29,924
So wait, you just went down to the arcade
and picked a fight with Trey?
368
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,428
-No, he started it.
-How?
369
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,310
Well, he was talking
smack about you guys
370
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:37,967
and I'm all like, "Oh no, you didn't."
371
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,848
And he did.
372
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,477
Did he say anything about my walk?
373
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,193
He hated your walk...
374
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,783
And that stupid shirt you're wearing.
375
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,688
He's never even seen me
in this stupid shirt!
376
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:53,278
Um, well, in Australia,
it's already tomorrow, you know.
377
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:54,195
[chuckles]
378
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:58,502
A-Anyway, he said that even
though he thinks that I'm cool,
379
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,958
you guys are losers.
380
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,960
Wh-- wh-- who does this guy think he is?
381
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,463
I mean, take away his looks,
his sense of humor,
382
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,415
his overall coolness
and what have you got?
383
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,505
-Pesto?
-Hey!
384
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,391
I can't believe we did all that stuff
just to get invited to some jerk's party.
385
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,391
I got the helmet. I got the tat.
386
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,644
Cleo even sold me a lifetime
membership to my living room!
387
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:27,362
And Pesto bought cheese!
That is not gonna keep!
388
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,243
-[sighs]
-We're going to that party.
389
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,069
I'm gonna give Trey a piece of my mind!
390
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,741
First I'm gonna go change my shorts!
391
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:44,038
[people chattering]
392
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,044
Trey!
393
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,749
Hey, guys. What are you doing here?
394
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:51,378
Don't worry, we're not staying.
395
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,554
I just came by to tell you
396
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,682
that I don't care
if you think that we're losers.
397
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,009
I never said that, mate.
398
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,224
We're not mates.
399
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,643
My mate wouldn't say
that you hate my shirt.
400
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:00,973
I don't hate your shirt.
401
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,477
I mean, I wouldn't pick it for myself,
but if you like it--
402
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,400
I wasn't talking about this shirt.
403
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,308
Wait-- you don't like this shirt either?
404
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,727
I didn't say anything
about you or your shirts!
405
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:10,816
Who told you that?
406
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,532
Uh, I might've misunderstood him.
407
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:19,777
In fact, now that I recall,
I made it all up.
408
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,448
G'day mates! [laughs]
409
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,168
Mmm. So...
410
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,049
This is kinda awkward.
411
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,052
Sorry, Trey. We'll head out.
412
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,892
It was a dumb idea coming
to a high school party, anyways.
413
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:39,138
I mean, we probably wouldn't
fit in with you guys...
414
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,560
[haltingly] And your helicopters.
415
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,350
Is that a Z-74?
416
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,234
It came with the aircraft carrier.
417
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:47,901
-Check it out.
-Sure.
418
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,359
[chattering continues]
419
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:54,400
Whoa-ho! I take it back--
we are definitely mates.
420
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:57,066
-Hey, is that cheese?
-Yeah.
421
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:59,525
Awesome! Hey, guys, we've got cheese!
422
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,026
[all] Wohoo!
423
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,616
You're welcome to stay
if you can control the purple guy.
424
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:10,206
[grunts] Bonfire!
425
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,553
Don't worry.
He doesn't know how to build a fire.
426
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:16,339
-[fire whooshes]
-Whoa! Okay! Worry.
427
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,635
-I'll be right back.
-[whirring]
428
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,353
I don't get it.
429
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:32,821
He's so hot on the outside
and so much like you on the inside.
430
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,779
Yeah, he's pretty great.
431
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:38,609
Well, I'm glad you like him,
because I'm over him. Later.
432
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,699
Amanda, I hear you're back on the market.
433
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:45,164
Can I interest you
in some rebound cheese?
434
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:50,920
[sizzling] Out of my way!
Foot's on fire! Headed to the pool!
435
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,921
[calmly] Hello, high school ladies.
436
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:56,173
In case you haven't noticed,
I am smoking hot.
437
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,723
Now if you'll excuse me...
438
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,014
[screams]
439
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,807
[Crash] This is the U.S.S. Crash.
440
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,520
You have entered American waters.
441
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,770
Turn around or suffer the consequences.
442
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,694
[chuckles] Good one, Crash.
443
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,072
Not really playing right now.
Just testing out my new boat.
444
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:18,400
Well, captain, if it's a fight you want,
it's a fight you'll get!
445
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:22,454
-I don't wanna fight.
-Those are fighting words!
446
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:23,992
No, seriously, Crash.
447
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:25,905
I've been working
on this boat for three months.
448
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,914
-I just wanna see if it works.
-You leave me no choice!
449
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,577
[Crash] Cannonball!
450
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,338
♪ Crash and Bern , hard core ♪
451
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:38,842
♪ Bass, bass ♪
452
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:44,471
♪ What ♪
453
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:48,885
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
454
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,015
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
455
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,351
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
456
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:53,856
♪ Good call ♪
457
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,728
♪ Crash and BernCrash and Bern ♪
458
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,775
-♪ I said, "Stein" ♪
-♪ What he said ♪
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