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Are we just gonna leave him
there?
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Too cold and snowy
to dump him out in the street.
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I hope
he doesn't steal anything.
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Kev and V'll kill us.
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Are you kidding me?
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Frank's ass will still
be lying there
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when we come back
in the morning.
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Frank.
You passed out again.
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Uh-oh...
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lullaby playing
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Frank, it's me.
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Should we move him?
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Come on, Frank.
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I don't have a lot of time.
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Oh...
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Dad, wake up.
Get up.
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Frank?
-Frank?
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-Frank!
-Frank.
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- Hey. Frank?
-Get up.
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Come on, buddy.
Up and at 'em.
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- Frank!
- Wake up!
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Get up!
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Rise and shine,
you lazy fuck!
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Don't hurt me.
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I thought the money on the bar
was mine.
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I didn't steal it.
I will pay you back...
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next...
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Dad?
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Do I look like Princess Diana
with a hog between my legs?
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Uh, you're a ghost?
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That's what happens
when people die.
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And a real rocket scientist
you turned out to be.
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Three, two, one, go!
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jaunty music
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Give me the money.
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Frank?
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What?
No.
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Frank!
What are you doing here?
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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I need whiskey.
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We have to stay hydrated.
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Wonder if I should've gotten
the air-conditioned seats...
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for my tushy.
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Uh, Your Honor,
all due respect,
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maybe it's time for you to be
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the change you wanna see
in the world.
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Hey, dipshit!
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Nice panties.
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Electroshock therapy.
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I saw it on TV.
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Plug that in.
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-Really?
-What, did I stutter?
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I said--
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What are you doing here?
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I'm the ghost
of Gallaghers past...
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or some shit like that.
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I've been sent here
to help you change your ways.
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Why you?
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Well, no one else
wanted to do it,
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so he volunteered me.
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Upstairs?
You're in heaven?
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Upstairs is hell.
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Downstairs is heaven.
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People have been getting
this wrong for years.
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organ music
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You believe in God, Frank?
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I believe in a force
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that thinks it's greater
than myself.
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When you're living
on the street,
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you start to question
if there really is a god.
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There is no God.
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We're all gonna die.
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I don't care how much
they meditate.
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When the time comes,
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those Hindus will be shitting
their pants,
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just like the rest of us.
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You know
what they'll be thinking?
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"Fuck, I wish I'd tried steak."
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upbeat music
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Enlightenment
is a waste of time.
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Religion isn't a startup, Ian.
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You want God to talk to you,
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you gotta stick
with the classics:
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Buddhism, Judaism,
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Christianity.
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Father Pete.
Just who I was looking for.
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Silver's locked up, Frank.
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All right, ten Hail Marys
and light a candle.
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Ten?
Really? Just ten--
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All right, 20.
What the hell do you want?
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The Bible is the word of God...
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How can it be
the word of God...
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...passed down for generations!
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...if it was rewritten
by King James?
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There's not enough laughs
in religion these days.
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Too much fire and brimstone.
It turns the kids off.
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And if you break the rules,
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you burn in hell
for all eternity.
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And there's your enlightenment.
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Enlightenment.
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Nirvana.
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I loved their first album.
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So that's it?
You're turning away sinners
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who are looking
for forgiveness?
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This is why white kids
are flocking to Allah.
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If a man can't find
a little comfort
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from the Catholic Church,
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maybe it's time to admit
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Martin Luther had a point.
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The human genitalia
is like God's compass.
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Our devices don't work
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if we try to point them
in a direction
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they don't wanna go in.
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Gonna meet your maker
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Meet your maker
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Eventually
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You're gonna meet
your maker
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Ooh, ooh...
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We have to deny the existence
of a permanent entity.
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All things are
in a constant state of flux,
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and no permanent state
exists by itself.
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When I lose something,
I like to say a little prayer.
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Heavenly Father,
sweet Mary,
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that donkey,
little drummer boy...
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Something's lost
and cannot be found.
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Please, Saint Anthony,
look around.
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Amen.
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-Frank, great!
- Thank you.
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You didn't lose your job yet.
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When you address me,
I'd prefer you call me Francis.
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Uh-huh.
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I made a new tag this morning.
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I'll also accept "saint."
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"Francis" refers
to Saint Francis of Assisi,
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designated patron saint
of animals.
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I've always been
a lover of animals.
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Do I bless them?
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Yes, I do.
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Oh, shit,
she's walking to Frank!
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"Suffer the little children
to come to me,
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and do not hinder them,
for the kingdom of God
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belongs to such as these."
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Shit, he really is
Saint Francis.
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The Bible says...
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Frank Gallagher!
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This is the best place
to shout at God.
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Tell him how you feel.
Don't be shy.
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Just scream your guts out.
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That all you got?
That's it?
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I'm still here!
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Frank Gallagher!
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You see me?
You fucker.
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Asshole!
Motherfucker!
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Now, let's
take a look at the order form.
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Says here you've become
a horrible person.
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-That's not true--
-Shut the fuck up!
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I'm trying to read this to you.
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I'm sorry, Daddy.
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I'm supposed to show you
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all the times you've been nice.
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There've been a lot of them.
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I'm here to remind you
of who you really are
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so you don't end up
being fuck-buddies
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with the Devil someday.
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All right, let's do this thing.
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Times you've been nice.
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upbeat music
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Don't touch my cup, Frank.
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I just came over
to say hello, Benny.
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Jesus.
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That's a neat trick,
you knowing it was me, though.
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You're one bucket
of KFC extra crispy
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away from giving Precious
a run for her money.
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You know I got
a fucking thyroid condition.
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Look, I can do this.
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-They sent me home from school.
- Well, beat it.
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Your grandma and I
are gonna get into some action.
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No cockblocking.
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Hey, wait.
What's going on here?
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Yeah, buddy.
Who got you all snot-nosed?
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Oh, my gosh.
Who upset my little woodchuck?
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Now close your mouth
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before someone considers it
an invitation
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and pour me a goddamn drink.
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What's he doing
in our bed?
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Ow.
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I forgive you
for everything you've done:
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for not telling me
when you cut that batch of coke
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with just a touch of Drano,
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for promising me
to that drug dealer
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in exchange for crystal meth.
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And you told everybody
I was nothing but a good fuck
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on the washing machine
at the Laundromat.
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Frank, I am miscarrying.
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Right now?
Oh, God.
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Will you come with me?
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Frank!
Four shots,
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or you're disqualified.
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Come with me, Frank.
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I will be back.
I love you.
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I'm gonna win this.
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I'll be back!
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There he goes.
There he goes.
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Okay!
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If Sheils makes it down
tomorrow,
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you promise to keep
your mouth shut about me?
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-No.
- Yeah, right.
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Fuck you.
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It's dangerous
out there, Sheils.
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I don't want anything
to happen to you
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because I love you.
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It was just a car
backfiring, sweetie.
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You can't control
what goes on in the world.
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You can just choose
to be a part of it.
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- Ha.
-Very funny, asshole.
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Oh, come on.
I'm just messing with you.
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Let me buy you a drink.
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Oh, my God!
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Thank God someone is home!
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Please, help me!
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-What is happening?
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-I want you.
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If we fuck, I die.
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She's gonna die soon.
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What-what-what are you after,
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her home, her pension?
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I may love her.
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What the hell's that?
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An engagement ring.
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-You're not serious.
-Serious as a heart attack.
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Uh, sorry.
That was in poor taste.
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I'll be your wife.
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-Uh, yeah.
- We've been informed
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there may be
a heart available.
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Um, she...
she doesn't need it anymore.
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I won't last
another six months.
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You gotta keep
a positive outlook, Dottie.
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I'm ready to go now, Frank.
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Take me to the bedroom.
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We're not married.
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I know
that you've been playing me.
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My money's gonna go
to my daughter.
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I'll give you two grand.
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Make it three?
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Two and the flat-screen.
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Why didn't we do that
a long time ago?
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My girlfriend died.
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I forgive you
for dragging me three blocks
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with the car.
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Okay, sweetheart,
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that was an accident.
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No, it wasn't, my love.
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How was I supposed to know
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that your dress
was caught in the door?
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I-I-I can-I can explain.
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I can explain.
Here's the thing.
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That was
a total misunderstanding.
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Taken out of context.
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Pharmaceutical entrapment.
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I thought she was a he.
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I was being a good father.
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Kids come pre-wired.
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It has nothing to do
with your parenting.
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It was a total accident.
I was told hamsters could swim.
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I had been assured
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00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,325
that those needles
were almost good as new.
269
00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:22,163
That's very unfortunate.
The '90s were a racist time.
270
00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:24,582
Jesus!
I need it more than you.
271
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,542
-Help!
-No, no, no, no.
272
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,502
You just punched a little girl!
273
00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:30,129
Okay, that-
that was an accident.
274
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,964
I was going more
for a soft tap.
275
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,342
Uh...
276
00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:36,052
Those were the times
I was nice?
277
00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:38,262
Those were
the best we could find.
278
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:41,140
Enjoy gargling Satan's sperm.
279
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,308
Bye-bye.
280
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,852
Oh, come on.
This is a mistake.
281
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:48,606
I'm a nice guy, really.
Ask anyone.
282
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,523
Frank Gallagher.
283
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,733
Nobody loves you, Frank.
284
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,818
Loving husband, devoted father.
285
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:53,819
You mean that deadbeat
286
00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:54,862
that consistently fails
287
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,197
to take care of his family?
288
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,824
A truly respected
and cherished member
289
00:10:58,866 --> 00:10:59,784
of this community.
290
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,285
You should just die now, Frank.
291
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,411
Save everyone a lot of trouble.
292
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,121
Glad you're walking again,
Frank.
293
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,873
I was praying
for permanent paralysis.
294
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,041
Kind of hoping you were dead.
295
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,000
Thought Frank was dead.
296
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,794
Yeah, unfortunately,
he's still alive.
297
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,004
Frank had wronged this family
20 ways since Tuesday.
298
00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,005
I mean, he sued Addie
299
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,340
for a loose handrail
on the porch,
300
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,217
opened credit cards
in all our names,
301
00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:17,510
stole our Chevy Malibu,
302
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,220
made meth
in the bathroom upstairs.
303
00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:22,181
You're the reason we had
to install security cameras.
304
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,474
Everybody hates Frank.
305
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,433
We hate you, Frank.
306
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,685
We fucking hate you, Frank.
307
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,019
Not a fucking chance, Frank.
308
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,063
I still owe you a beating
from last year.
309
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,189
Miss, excuse me.
310
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,108
Could you prescribe something
for the pain?
311
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:34,527
Twenty of morphine
would be more than enough.
312
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:35,611
You're Frank, right?
313
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:36,904
-Yes.
-No.
314
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,490
What could that woman
possibly see in Frank?
315
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,991
Maybe she's blind.
316
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,243
And has no sense of smell.
317
00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:43,869
What about Frank?
We can't leave him here.
318
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,038
- Of course we can.
-But it's getting cold.
319
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,249
His thick layer of bullshit
will keep him warm.
320
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,751
We can't not have a bed
for Frank anymore, can we?
321
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,961
- Of course we can.
-Fuck Frank.
322
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,879
Please stop worrying
about Frank.
323
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,965
He is a black hole
of endless need
324
00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,633
that will suck the life
out of you.
325
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:58,801
Excuse me.
Do you know where
326
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,803
I might be able to find
Frank Gallagher?
327
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,847
Best bet?
Nearest jail or gutter.
328
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:03,889
What the hell's wrong with him?
329
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,057
Got a couple hours?
330
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,934
-You're a raging alcoholic.
-Who owes money to everyone.
331
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,269
Who's had sex
with her daughter.
332
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,395
I'm impressed, in spite
333
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,522
of my deep loathing
for you personally.
334
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,690
We should get a dog.
335
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,859
We have Frank.
336
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,819
What the hell's
that supposed to mean?
337
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:17,945
You have shit on the carpet.
338
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,321
You brought him home.
He's your puppy.
339
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:21,407
He makes a mess on the rug,
you're cleaning it up.
340
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,743
He's like an untrained dog
341
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,703
who keeps shitting
all over the house.
342
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,998
So we have three options:
run the dog over,
343
00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,459
send the dog back to the pound
to be gassed,
344
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,626
or train the dog.
345
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,378
-Frank can change, right?
-No.
346
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,546
Same fucking Frank.
347
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,881
Frank is a Frank,
348
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,549
and his proper pronoun is "it."
349
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,050
He's like a cat.
He'll be back.
350
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,177
Frank's like scabies.
351
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,596
You can't get rid of him,
no matter how hard you try.
352
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:44,722
Frank's a cockroach.
353
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,348
You can stomp on him,
spray him, try and drown him,
354
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,726
but he always comes crawling
back up out of the toilet bowl.
355
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,853
Only two things will be left
roaming the Earth
356
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,146
after the next apocalypse:
357
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,315
cockroaches
and Frank Gallagher.
358
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,734
One local hero
has decided
359
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,777
to take a stand.
360
00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,445
Fuck you, Frank!
361
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,324
Screw them.
362
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,950
They don't know
what they're talking about.
363
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,495
They're just jealous,
trying to take me down,
364
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,163
ruin my reputation.
365
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,540
I'm the nicest guy
on the South Side.
366
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,918
Sorry, son.
367
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,295
Wait, Daddy.
Please don't leave me again.
368
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,297
I need you here, really.
369
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:22,051
I'll be better.
I promise.
370
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:25,179
I'll see you in hell
or wherever you end up.
371
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,682
Oh, and do me a favor.
Don't tell them you're my kid.
372
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,185
I don't want you
spoiling things for me
373
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,437
by you being Frank.
374
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,571
upbeat music
375
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:43,906
Whoa, that is bad.
376
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:44,990
You get used to it.
377
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,033
It's like working
at a landfill.
378
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,497
You're a terrible
homeless person.
379
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,873
I'm not homeless.
I have a home.
380
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,583
Bullshit.
You look like a bum.
381
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,751
You smell like a bum.
382
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,711
You also have
dog shit on your face.
383
00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:58,504
Oh, jeez.
384
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,633
Buy some deodorant, Frank.
385
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,677
- How about a cup?
-I'm good.
386
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:07,429
Not everyone wants
your microbes in his food.
387
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:08,764
Stop!
You're filthy.
388
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,726
All right.
389
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:15,396
You smell
like kimchi and vomit.
390
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,900
I cut these too short.
My balls are hanging out.
391
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,696
Oh.
Oh, God, no.
392
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,781
Don't do that, Frank!
393
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:26,782
Oh, don't do it.
394
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,534
You have a toothbrush
I can use, Frank?
395
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,536
They're communal.
Just grab one.
396
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,246
What the fuck is that?
397
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,747
Did you use my toothbrush
last night?
398
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,875
-Which one's yours?
- The light blue one.
399
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,168
No.
400
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,921
Don't use my toothbrush.
Don't wear my boots.
401
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,924
Hey, if it's under
this roof, it's fair game.
402
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,427
Them's the rules.
403
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:49,388
Oh, my God.
Frank, you're filthy.
404
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,932
You're filthy!
405
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,559
Oh, you are ripe.
406
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,353
Oh, nothing a little
Puerto Rican bath can't fix.
407
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,607
Oh, oh, oh, honey...
408
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,069
Should we give him
another bath?
409
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,821
Well, that's three already,
410
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,781
and we're kind of running
out of soap.
411
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,874
- Francis Gallagher.
-Yeah.
412
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,959
Mm.
413
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,712
You're such a good dad.
414
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,469
Fuck you.
415
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,846
I don't need you.
I don't need anyone.
416
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,682
I've been doing just fine
on my own,
417
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,977
doing it my way!
418
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,813
It's better to be
on your own, anyway.
419
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,900
Everyone's just
a big disappointment.
420
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,444
The only people I can count on
421
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,614
are my two best friends,
422
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:52,451
you...and you.
423
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,579
upbeat music
424
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,666
Sobriety is a fool's game.
425
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,292
Set them up, barkeep.
426
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,251
Can you imagine...
427
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,419
Just said last call, Frank.
428
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:06,006
...having to live
with impending death sober?
429
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,092
All right, one.
430
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,093
Ready to drink.
431
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,764
Drink!
432
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,556
Beer!
433
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,726
I've seen endless wonders
434
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,603
That I barely
could believe...
435
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:20,729
Hey!
436
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,648
I've seen
all the stars in Heaven...
437
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,816
I need another beer.
438
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,776
Two vodka martinis.
439
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,361
A large boilermaker.
440
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,780
Double-double,
heavy, heavy pour.
441
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:30,823
And keep them coming.
442
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,157
Liquid paradise.
443
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,325
Give me three shots.
444
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,328
Oh, whoa
445
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,331
Let's dream out loud...
446
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,042
And a round for all my friends
from the UAW.
447
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,336
Wow.
Really?
448
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,462
Fuck, no.
449
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,089
...upside down
450
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:51,093
Yeah, everything
is possible now...
451
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,302
-Cheers.
-No--
452
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,431
You are not supposed to drink
when you have a donor liver.
453
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,099
I've done extensive research.
454
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,853
This liver'll last me
close to a decade
455
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,230
if I pace myself correctly.
456
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,065
.27.
Coming in hot.
457
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,568
In my career, I have never seen
458
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:10,612
such a spectacular display
of alcoholism.
459
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:11,864
Thank you.
460
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,035
You see this bottle of vodka?
461
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,453
I'm gonna sip it!
462
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,287
Mimosa?
463
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:19,580
More Scotch.
464
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,290
But time will waste me
465
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,959
If I don't stop
wasting time
466
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,377
Oh
467
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,962
Drinks on the house!
468
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,590
Let's dream out loud
469
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,801
'Cause all we know
470
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,261
Has been...
471
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,847
Stop drinking
before it kills you.
472
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,140
Last one.
473
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:41,685
Yeah, everything
is possible now
474
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,228
No more alcohol.
475
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,188
Just drugs.
476
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,064
What do you want?
477
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,191
Pot, Percocet.
478
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,317
Morphine?
479
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,359
Valium.
480
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,402
Ativan?
481
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,196
Vicodin.
482
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:52,905
Sizzurp?
483
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,656
I always wanted to try that.
484
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,909
I know.
Let's take crack.
485
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,207
Is that crack?
486
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,833
It's crystal meth.
Would you like some?
487
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,544
Oh, it's gonna be
a good winter, yard guy.
488
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,797
I got a good, good,
a good feeling
489
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,548
Want me to sell
any of that meth?
490
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,883
No need.
I smoked it.
491
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,885
I got a good, good,
a good feeling
492
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,303
Nasty side effects, though.
493
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,765
Yeah, I'm up on a cloud,
ain't coming back down
494
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:20,641
Wow.
495
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,768
There go a couple
of billion brain cells.
496
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,812
Fuck, you have strong weed.
497
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,355
Uh-huh.
498
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,652
Feel it in my bones,
gotta shake it out
499
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:34,071
All hail
mighty Oxy,
500
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,990
the Dom Pérignon of opiates.
501
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,368
Twenty-seven for me,
502
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,911
one for you.
503
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,497
I know you're feeling it
now
504
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,040
These are the last words
505
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,501
that will pass
between you and your father.
506
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,794
How do you feel?
507
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:49,795
I'm ready.
508
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,256
He said he's ready
for the Lord's will.
509
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,634
I'm ready for more pills.
510
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,718
Oh.
511
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,595
More pills.
512
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,307
Bye, Frank.
513
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:09,314
I got a good, good,
a good feeling
514
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,233
Here's your Oxys
and your Percys.
515
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,986
Just like Mama used to make.
516
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,696
Starting at the tip
of my toes
517
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:19,700
Feel it in my head
and my clothes, oh, Lord
518
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:23,078
I'm the talk
of the town
519
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,079
Oh!
520
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,331
Come on, and move
to the sounds
521
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,833
He's stealing my drugs!
522
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,334
I could use something
for the pain.
523
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,544
Percocet.
Fentanyl.
524
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,671
Vicodin.
Maybe a Quaalude.
525
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:33,547
No.
526
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,840
A bottle
of your finest pharmaceuticals
527
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,216
should have me shipshape
in no time.
528
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,343
It says here not
to give you drugs.
529
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,804
Where's it say that?
530
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,850
Come here, mi amigo.
531
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,519
Show me a little love.
532
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,139
Hey, Frank.
533
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,141
Mo?
534
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,142
Mo White!
535
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,811
Congressman Mo White!
536
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:32,314
Good to see you again, buddy.
537
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,733
Let's make Chicago
White again!
538
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,069
Mo White!
539
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,154
-I'm Mo White.
- Mo White.
540
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,114
Mo White--you're not gonna find
him on the ballot.
541
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,325
-Mo White.
-Mo White is back!
542
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,202
-Oh!
-What happened?
543
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,912
Whenever I get
within 100 yards
544
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,789
of a school,
I get this little shock.
545
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,082
What?
546
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:50,958
Oh, fuck.
547
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,710
Washington
is a fascinating place.
548
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,338
You make sure to register
the minute you hit puberty.
549
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,091
Okay?
Off you go.
550
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,468
Hello, kitty.
551
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,719
For the thousandth time,
552
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,221
there was no way
I could know
553
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,806
that girl was only 15.
554
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,100
Okay, did Mo make a mistake?
Yes.
555
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:11,144
But before that, he was
the best football coach
556
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:14,564
that Robert E. Lee High
ever had.
557
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:17,526
And do you know
what's even more American
558
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,986
than football?
559
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,237
Second chances.
560
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,948
Mo White is
that second chance.
561
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,950
Democracy never sleeps.
562
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,286
Unless it's with a 15-year-old.
563
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,667
Who are
these motherfuckers?
564
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,378
Fuck you!
565
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,301
In a shocking development
566
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:43,302
on the South Side,
567
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,678
Maurice "Mo" White
568
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,096
is a surprise victor.
569
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,472
You're a congressman again.
570
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,598
What are you gonna do?
571
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,726
That's the beauty
of being in Congress.
572
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,061
You don't have to do
a goddamn thing.
573
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,396
- We're waiting
574
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,815
for reactions
from the Wyman and Ruiz camps.
575
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,318
Oh, you're a ghost?
576
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,527
Yep.
577
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,322
You're supposed to be
Gallagher present?
578
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:04,531
That's what they tell me.
579
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,950
Ah!
I didn't know you died.
580
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,244
You're in hell now,
being a pedophile and all?
581
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:12,205
No.
I went to the good place.
582
00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:12,998
Damn.
583
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,166
Yeah, I was
in a nursing home
584
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,876
for the last few years
of my life.
585
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:18,837
There was no kids
around that place.
586
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,339
Forced me to change my ways.
587
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:23,216
I guess they'll let anyone
into Heaven these days.
588
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:26,261
I'm here to show you
how to get there, too.
589
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,971
Thanks, but, no, thanks.
590
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,098
I don't wanna hear
any more bullshit
591
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,058
from you ghosts.
592
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:33,310
None of what you say
is true, anyway.
593
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,854
You can shove
all that fake-news shit
594
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,689
up your ass.
595
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,191
Speaking of which...
596
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:41,360
upbeat music
597
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,236
Jesus.
Okay.
598
00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:44,196
Okay.
599
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,742
Whoa, whoa, whoa, how am I
supposed to swallow that?
600
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,243
Who said anything
about swallowing?
601
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,712
Have mercy on me.
I can't handle
602
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,589
anything up my ass
without alcohol.
603
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,341
Alcohol goes in this bag,
604
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,968
this goes up the poop chute,
and voilà.
605
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:10,222
More than one way to get booze
into a Gallagher.
606
00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:12,182
Hold it up nice and high.
607
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,142
Okay, open the valve.
608
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,606
I play by the rules.
609
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,983
This is the part
where you spread your cheeks
610
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:22,984
and...cough?
611
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,569
You see?
You remember more
612
00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:26,238
than you give yourself
credit for.
613
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:27,239
I gave my life,
614
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,908
my blood, sweat, and tears
to that job.
615
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:33,286
And where did it get me?
Up the ass.
616
00:23:33,328 --> 00:23:34,579
That's where.
617
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,374
Right up the old poop chute.
618
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,418
The world's gonna fuck you.
619
00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:42,546
That feels fantastic.
620
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,131
All you can do
621
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,174
is take it up the ass
and soldier on.
622
00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:48,218
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
623
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,302
I need money.
624
00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:00,272
You got more takers!
625
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,273
Come with me, Frank.
626
00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,691
Oh, hold on.
Sheila, Sheila.
627
00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:03,984
Come on!
628
00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:05,527
Shouldn't we have
a safety word?
629
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,779
Sure, all right.
Let's have a safety word.
630
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:08,738
Uh, stop.
631
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:11,241
When I say stop,
that'll be our...
632
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,326
-That'll do.
-Stop.
633
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,578
Stop!
634
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,621
I am literally taking it
up the ass.
635
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,378
Do you know what this is?
636
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,046
No, no, no.
637
00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:25,797
Freedom!
638
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,132
That won't fit!
639
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,384
Oh, Jesus.
Is that your fist?
640
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,261
No, it's my foot.
641
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,971
Does your ass ever stop
hurting?
642
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:33,889
No, no, no, no...
643
00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:35,474
This little piggy went
to market.
644
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:36,683
Ah!
645
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:37,392
No.
646
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,144
This little piggy stayed home.
647
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,520
Advil's your best bet.
648
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:42,731
Helps with the inflammation.
649
00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:45,442
This little piggy
had roast beef.
650
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,902
And this little piggy had none.
651
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:47,777
Oh, God.
652
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:48,945
Take the Advil now
653
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,405
if you wanna stay ahead
of the pain.
654
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,616
-But this little piggy...
- No, no, no, no.
655
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:54,409
Not all the way home.
Not all the way home.
656
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:55,452
He went all the way home.
657
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:59,998
-Oh!
- Whoo!
658
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,752
I just did what I had to do
to make a living
659
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,253
and to survive.
660
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:09,424
There's still time
to redeem yourself, Frank.
661
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:12,594
No.
662
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,304
-How?
- Could apologize
663
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,723
to everyone
you've ever wronged.
664
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,893
Hi.
I'm Frank Gallagher.
665
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,102
We spoke online.
666
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:22,938
May I start by saying
thank you?
667
00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:23,897
What's the scam?
668
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,398
I get migraines.
669
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,025
What kind of a man
do you think I am?
670
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,277
Try proving I don't have them.
671
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:30,695
There's always a scam, Frank.
672
00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:31,988
I'm Frank.
Frank Gallagher.
673
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,949
Frank Gallagher,
cancer concierge.
674
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:37,619
I smooth the way for patients
with serious diagnoses.
675
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,162
You gotta think of the kids.
676
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,456
It's a scam. It's always
some kind of a scam.
677
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,624
This could be your lucky day.
678
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:45,085
You are not gonna burn down
that nice woman's house.
679
00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:46,086
Were you two trying to scam me?
680
00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:47,462
Not burn down.
681
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:48,964
When Frank's running a scam,
682
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:50,382
ain't nobody better to trust.
683
00:25:50,423 --> 00:25:51,758
She's got liability.
684
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,717
One big accident,
685
00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:54,261
and her insurance
has to pay up.
686
00:25:57,764 --> 00:25:59,182
Oh!
Gah!
687
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,726
Are you kidding me?
This is barely a sprain.
688
00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:02,936
It's two grand, tops.
689
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,479
I need 150.
690
00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:05,939
You better bring me
a mangled femur.
691
00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:07,357
Partial paralysis...
692
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,400
or lose an eye.
693
00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:10,777
Burns over at least 30 percent
of your body.
694
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:11,736
Lose both eyes.
695
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,697
You know, you walk in,
empty sockets,
696
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:14,781
we got us a winner.
697
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:16,950
This?
This is a masterpiece.
698
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,452
This is like an aerial photo
of Ground Zero.
699
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:21,746
Just tell me we can get
100 grand.
700
00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,331
Oh, I'd say 100 Gs, easy.
701
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,000
Buenos días.
Frank Gallagher.
702
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,418
Frank Gallagher.
Frank Gallagher.
703
00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:29,004
I'm afraid it's
an honest day's work
704
00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:30,839
for you and me, mi amigo.
705
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,090
Any scams you wanna try?
706
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:33,925
How about the distract
and grab?
707
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,010
Do the melon drop.
708
00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:36,344
Old-fashioned pig in a poke?
709
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:39,472
I'm always down for
a classic Ukrainian peekaboo.
710
00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:40,432
What's my name?
711
00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:41,975
Uh, Bethany?
712
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:42,976
That's us.
713
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,186
Could you put on
a little classical music?
714
00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:47,105
Yeah, sure thing.
715
00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:49,357
Oh, shit!
716
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:52,944
Watch what you're doing, lady!
You just hit that man!
717
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,029
Are you okay?
718
00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,488
I think you broke
my leg.
719
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:57,574
-Oh, God.
-And my face is bleeding.
720
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,909
What are they hitting you for
at the ER these days?
721
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:01,620
-Couple hundy.
-Oy.
722
00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:04,414
I'm just gonna wait
till my leg heals.
723
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,917
Unless...you wanted
to make things right.
724
00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,962
As soon as he starts his
engine, we make our move.
725
00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:12,422
Okay.
726
00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:14,174
What was that?
727
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,217
Just hit that kid
in the wheelchair.
728
00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:17,510
I'm sorry.
I swear, I didn't see you.
729
00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:18,637
You came out of nowhere!
Oh, my God.
730
00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:21,556
Time to turn over
that betting money,
731
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:22,724
gals and guys.
732
00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:23,933
Get the meds!
733
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:26,728
-What?
-The meds.
734
00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:30,398
upbeat swing music
735
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,816
Putting it into overdrive, pal.
736
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,736
Yes, I have
Frank Gallagher calling.
737
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:37,030
-Frank Gallagher.
-Never heard of him.
738
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:37,822
Andrew Feldman.
739
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:39,199
I'd like to start my benefits.
740
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,700
Mr. Westland, it says here
741
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,452
you're already collecting
your benefit.
742
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,455
Mr. Ramirez?
It says here you're dead.
743
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:50,335
He was the father of my baby.
744
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,419
You grieve.
745
00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:53,254
Just tell me
where the paperwork is.
746
00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:54,506
Oh, Frank!
747
00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:57,092
I just need
his social security number.
748
00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:58,593
Your last sponsor moved out.
749
00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,428
What, did he-
what, did he live with you?
750
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:01,346
Yeah.
751
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:02,347
In a house?
You lived in a house,
752
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,264
an apartment, what?
753
00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:04,724
-In a house.
-I'm sorry.
754
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:06,393
Let me introduce myself
properly.
755
00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:09,062
I cannot award you
domestic-partnership status.
756
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,648
My partner has been
working hard,
757
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,734
killing dogs for this city
for close to a decade.
758
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,319
You kill dogs?
759
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,529
Animal control.
760
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:18,988
Welcome.
I'm Frank Gallagher.
761
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,615
Frank Gallagher.
Frank Gallagher.
762
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,200
Me and my kids drink for free.
763
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,660
Do you remember
Joe the plumber?
764
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,370
He's a personal hero of mine.
765
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:27,122
Well, you are gay Joe.
766
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:28,790
-Frank the plumber?
-No.
767
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:31,292
The face
of the gay rights movement.
768
00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,545
Ladies and gentlemen,
Frank Gallagher.
769
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:34,754
Frank?
770
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:37,882
Right now it's a horrible time
to be gay.
771
00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:40,260
All they wanna do is stop us
772
00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:41,261
from having the sex
773
00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:43,138
that they wish
they were having.
774
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:45,223
You saw what I did here.
775
00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,433
I'm your new rainmaker.
776
00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:48,518
I can get these rump swappers
777
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,229
to cough up cash night and day.
778
00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:53,022
The envelope, kind sir.
779
00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:54,023
Thank you, thank you.
780
00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:56,067
Now we gotta talk
about upgrading my room.
781
00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:58,111
Frank Gallagher.
Enchanté.
782
00:28:58,153 --> 00:28:59,070
Frank Gallagher.
783
00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:01,114
-You speak French.
-Oui.
784
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,157
Your challenge
785
00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:05,410
is to get seen by an ER doctor
786
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,786
in one hour or less.
787
00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:12,375
-Excuse me.
788
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,463
Um, my friend and I
have this cough.
789
00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:18,590
-It just won't--
-Code red, TB alert.
790
00:29:18,631 --> 00:29:21,968
TB protocol!
Get them into quarantine!
791
00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:24,804
Isn't there something else
I could do,
792
00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:27,766
you know, to get in good
with the big guy?
793
00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:29,934
Or is she a big gal?
794
00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:32,395
Which, of course, I doubt.
795
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:35,440
I mean, God, a woman?
Please.
796
00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:37,817
But we have to be
politically correct now.
797
00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:39,778
Am I right, or am I right?
798
00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:41,529
Frank, don't you think
799
00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:44,365
that's exactly part
of the problem here?
800
00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:47,827
What?
801
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,955
patriotic march music
802
00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:52,040
Folks, let's face facts.
803
00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:54,209
Doctors are crooks,
especially the Korean ones.
804
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,795
Never trust a culture
that makes sausages from dogs.
805
00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:59,297
Is this
a supportive friend party
806
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:00,465
for a cop who shot
807
00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:02,133
some poor fucker
wasn't even armed?
808
00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:05,345
The cops can be forgiven
for their mistake.
809
00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:06,262
It was the '90s.
810
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:08,932
Black people really were
drug dealers then.
811
00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:12,268
Bullying is a vital part
of every ecosystem.
812
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,187
It teaches kids resilience.
813
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:17,148
Why do you think Steve Jobs
turned out so great?
814
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,066
Bullies.
815
00:30:18,107 --> 00:30:19,067
Minimum wage?
816
00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:22,529
Just a fancy term
for industrialized slavery.
817
00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:26,574
How does Mr. Osama Obama
expect us to survive on that?
818
00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:29,410
Ah, that's right.
Just walk on by, Osama.
819
00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:31,746
We all have our phobias,
and school is mine.
820
00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:34,415
They're about the teachers
asking you to validate them
821
00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:35,375
for the choice they made
822
00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:37,252
to waste their lives
as educators.
823
00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,336
I'll tell you this.
824
00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:39,462
A teacher diddled you.
825
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,130
The truth will set you free!
826
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:44,008
The aristocracy doesn't want
poor people getting laid
827
00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:46,719
because that means
more poor people being born.
828
00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:48,263
So they take our erections.
829
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:50,056
We're fighting
for the underrepresented
830
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,015
Caucasian male.
831
00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:53,726
Some guy named Paco's
jumping a fence
832
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,562
and taking my job!
833
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:57,564
Accurate is not racist.
834
00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:59,983
You look
like a premenstrual Filipino!
835
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,359
Wakey-wakey, Jackie Chan.
836
00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:03,111
You're Indian?
The feather, not the dot?
837
00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:04,320
In the Indian reservation,
838
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,947
you people
drink yourselves unconscious,
839
00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:09,200
but I never hear of an Indian
getting a liver transplant.
840
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:10,243
Why is that?
841
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:12,620
For all of their laziness
and lack of motivation,
842
00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:14,455
Mexicans are a lovely people.
843
00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:16,749
This is a human rights issue.
844
00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:18,960
Why should
our heterosexual proclivities
845
00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,379
prevent us from collecting
our due?
846
00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:23,006
That is heterophobia,
847
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:24,674
and I won't stand for it.
848
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,134
And it is our duty...
849
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:27,510
...to run the lesbians
outta town.
850
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:30,263
When the good-looking gays
start buying up our homes,
851
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,973
the whole neighborhood
is doomed.
852
00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:33,516
Gentrification, my friend.
853
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,019
They may have
female genitalia,
854
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,812
but those lesbians are the Man,
855
00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:38,980
just like with the Jews.
856
00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:40,315
Ten years from now,
they'll claim
857
00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,400
it never happened,
but it is happening.
858
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,860
Mel Gibson was right!
859
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,570
Stealing land
from the Indians
860
00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:46,946
and then genociding them.
861
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:51,451
They wanna convert it into
an L-T-G-B-E-I-E-I-O.
862
00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:54,662
Then they start passing out
the smallpox blankets.
863
00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:56,581
Where's the justice?
We're in a war.
864
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:59,375
It's like they've declared war
on testicles.
865
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,336
Well, I, for one...
866
00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:02,211
...think...
867
00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:03,671
Military service is for losers.
868
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:05,214
You can join the Army,
869
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:06,549
travel halfway
around the world,
870
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:09,844
and build roads and hospitals
for people who want us dead.
871
00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,596
Damn Palestinians, huh?
872
00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:12,847
It's like they come
out of the womb
873
00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:15,141
wearing a suicide vest,
am I right?
874
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:16,100
Did you know that...
875
00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:17,894
AIDS didn't come
from the homos,
876
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,520
but the gays
may have helped us spread it
877
00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:21,564
with their bloody anal
passions.
878
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,358
Calling people by their name
879
00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:26,778
is not, nor should it ever
be argued as, offensive.
880
00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:28,279
Fuck off, lesbos!
881
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:29,280
Dykes.
Bull dyke?
882
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:30,990
Pan-gender hermaphrodites.
883
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,325
Bunch of uppity queers.
884
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:34,369
I am not a faggot,
885
00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:38,122
and I could sue you
for the use of the word.
886
00:32:38,164 --> 00:32:40,041
Men have always had men.
887
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:42,168
Da Vinci, Abe Lincoln...
888
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,920
Let people chow down
889
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,214
on the nether region
of their choice.
890
00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:49,384
Male, female,
consenting animals.
891
00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:50,301
Because animals
892
00:32:50,343 --> 00:32:52,053
are more important
in this country
893
00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:55,014
than homeless human beings!
894
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,182
It's not our fault.
895
00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,725
Underage temptation.
896
00:32:57,767 --> 00:33:00,395
You can look,
but, oh, don't touch!
897
00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:01,562
It's bullshit.
898
00:33:01,604 --> 00:33:03,147
It's flat-out un-American.
899
00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:04,482
Help a brother out.
900
00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:06,609
When did your heart
get as black as your skin?
901
00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,236
Those people.
You people.
902
00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:09,112
You people?
903
00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:10,196
...spouting the same shit
at me.
904
00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,198
What can that mean?
You people?
905
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,282
This is America,
906
00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:14,617
and in America,
907
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:15,994
we like democracy.
908
00:33:16,035 --> 00:33:18,663
By the dawn's early light
909
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,331
Give me liberty
or give me meth.
910
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:23,126
Every asshole is entitled
to his beliefs.
911
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,336
It's the same freedom
that allows you to teach
912
00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:26,629
wearing that silly beanie.
913
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,923
Don't know why you yids
get such a bad rap
914
00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,009
for being greedy,
controlling the media,
915
00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:33,011
making everyone
get their dicks cut.
916
00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:34,429
It doesn't matter anyway.
917
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:35,972
Pretty soon, there's not
gonna be
918
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,598
any Jew or Aryan or Hindu
919
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,726
or Muslim or Mexican or Blacks.
920
00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:43,521
There's just gonna be
the rich and the fucked.
921
00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:46,149
Just like the great slaves
of the South.
922
00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:47,400
-Oh, don't do that.
-All right, Frank,
923
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:48,609
you need to stop right there.
That's enough.
924
00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:50,903
Decades of forced labor
in the fields
925
00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:53,281
have left us
Kunta Kinte strong.
926
00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:56,159
-Frank.
-Swing low, sweet chariot.
927
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,952
Isn't this a great country?
928
00:33:57,994 --> 00:34:00,621
This United States of America.
929
00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:01,539
I'm an American.
930
00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,958
And I invite you all
to join me.
931
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,168
...in this one big...
932
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:06,586
...rape-y melting pot
filled with...
933
00:34:06,627 --> 00:34:08,755
Overweight
minimum wage workers
934
00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:11,132
buying discount
laundry detergent!
935
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:12,467
And the sooner we face it,
936
00:34:12,508 --> 00:34:15,011
the sooner we'll have
a civilization
937
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,387
worth celebrating.
938
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,682
L'chaim!
Praise Allah.
939
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:21,350
And that,
my multicultural friends,
940
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:24,187
is liberty and justice for all.
941
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:25,980
God bless America.
942
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:29,400
God bless America!
943
00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:32,653
I was just having
a little fun.
944
00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:34,238
Wasn't trying to hurt anyone.
945
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,449
That's what's wrong
with people these days.
946
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:41,287
Too damn sensitive.
Take everything so personally.
947
00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:44,832
I don't know, Frank.
948
00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:47,752
Seems like you have a chance
to change your path here.
949
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:49,962
Why wouldn't you wanna do it?
950
00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:55,343
To each his own, I guess.
951
00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:57,261
I gotta go now.
952
00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:01,349
See you.
953
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:04,769
Hey, don't you worry about me.
954
00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:08,564
I've skirted death
plenty of times so far.
955
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,280
I'm gonna live forever,
956
00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:20,785
so I won't have to worry
about damnation.
957
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:23,746
Frank, your piss is brown.
958
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:24,997
That is brown.
959
00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:26,499
easygoing music
960
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,209
For fuck's sake!
961
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,628
It makes you feel
so bad
962
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:33,005
We are now ready
to remove the catheter
963
00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,465
from the urethra.
964
00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:36,843
- All done.
965
00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:39,679
It's like
a Fourth of July barbecue.
966
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:42,223
Ooh, shit.
Oh!
967
00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:44,809
-Jeez.
- Frank!
968
00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:46,018
When you're all alone
969
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:48,146
And you feel
like you wanna die
970
00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:49,981
Oh, God.
971
00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:54,819
You can turn it
all around
972
00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:55,570
Ooh.
973
00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:57,446
Frank, if you die,
974
00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:59,323
I will be really disappointed.
975
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:07,206
That's bone.
976
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,291
Dad?
977
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:10,001
He recently had
a liver transplant.
978
00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:10,793
How recent?
979
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:12,628
Like, 20 minutes ago.
980
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,881
I OD'd in '81.
981
00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:16,007
You know Frank's dying.
982
00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:17,216
And in '88.
983
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,551
He's been dying for years.
984
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:19,510
'88 again.
985
00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:20,678
You're still alive?
986
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,512
'94.
987
00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:22,763
Thought you were dead.
988
00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:23,598
'03.
989
00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:24,557
I was in a coma.
990
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:25,641
I'm the only guy I know
991
00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:27,685
who's been given last rites
three times.
992
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:30,021
Take more than that
to kill this cockroach.
993
00:36:30,062 --> 00:36:31,272
Yeah, let's kill him.
994
00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:32,398
-Will you--
-You fucked
995
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,692
all of our wives, Gallagher.
996
00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:36,027
Hey!
997
00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:37,612
It makes you feel
998
00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:39,530
If you happen to see Frank,
999
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,990
tell him he's a dead man.
1000
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,784
You fucked the wrong guy's
daughter, Gallagher!
1001
00:36:43,826 --> 00:36:45,828
- He gone?
-Yeah.
1002
00:36:56,130 --> 00:37:00,301
Okay, whoa, hold--
What is this about again?
1003
00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:02,011
No!
1004
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:06,891
Are you okay?
1005
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,227
She tried to stab me.
1006
00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:10,061
Oh, sh--
1007
00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:11,395
Get your ass
over here!
1008
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:16,859
Find yourself a friend
1009
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:20,238
And everything
will be all right
1010
00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:23,241
It's gonna be all right
1011
00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:24,659
It's gonna be all right
1012
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,622
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1013
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:30,539
Whoa!
1014
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,000
Oh, Jesus.
1015
00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:36,504
Can't a man get
one fucking minute of peace?
1016
00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:39,090
Just one minute?
1017
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,886
Find yourself a friend
1018
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,429
And bring him
into your life
1019
00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:46,264
That's the train.
1020
00:37:46,305 --> 00:37:47,556
Oh.
I'm gonna come.
1021
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,058
Oh, we gotta go.
1022
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,018
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, my God.
1023
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:53,646
Oh, oh, oh, okay!
1024
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:56,524
Danced with a gal
with a hole in her stocking
1025
00:37:56,565 --> 00:37:58,025
Knees kept knocking
1026
00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,360
Feet kept a-rocking
1027
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,570
So, Buffalo gals,
won't you come out tonight
1028
00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:04,615
And dance by the light
of the Moon?
1029
00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,210
Jesus.
1030
00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:17,253
What the fuck are you doing
1031
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,171
singing to some whiny
cracker music?
1032
00:38:19,213 --> 00:38:20,756
You scared the shit out of me!
1033
00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:22,008
Why?
You knew there was
1034
00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:24,885
another ghost coming,
you jackass.
1035
00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:26,387
Gallagher future?
1036
00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,556
In the fucking flesh.
1037
00:38:28,597 --> 00:38:30,224
Well, who the hell are you?
1038
00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:32,643
I'm your son, you dumb fuck.
1039
00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:33,769
Lip?
1040
00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:35,146
Asshole.
I'm Black.
1041
00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:36,230
Guess again.
1042
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,315
Uh, Liam.
1043
00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:38,274
That's right, bitch.
1044
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:41,235
But you're-you're...
so grown up,
1045
00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:43,779
so professional, articulate.
1046
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,490
Mm, yeah, well,
I'm doing okay for myself.
1047
00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:48,159
We all are, more or less,
1048
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,286
no thanks to you.
1049
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:55,041
Daddy's home!
Good morning, my wasted sperms.
1050
00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:56,917
A lesson in parenting,
gentlemen.
1051
00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:58,002
Dad, what's this?
1052
00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,087
That's a pacifier
for your anus.
1053
00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:03,466
A woman's sexuality
is as fluid as the Mississippi.
1054
00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:05,926
Son, it's important
to know the difference
1055
00:39:05,968 --> 00:39:09,347
between a skank bitch
and a deranged psychopath.
1056
00:39:09,388 --> 00:39:11,140
Daddy, I'm gonna get
my period soon.
1057
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,892
No time for that now, Debs.
1058
00:39:12,933 --> 00:39:14,226
And remember
what my mother said.
1059
00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:15,978
A hole's a hole.
God doesn't really care
1060
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,021
who's attached to it.
1061
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:18,356
Biologically speaking,
1062
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:20,608
you're in
your prime childbearing years.
1063
00:39:20,649 --> 00:39:22,443
Actually, a little beyond them.
1064
00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:23,819
If Fiona waits much longer,
1065
00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:26,072
she's gonna have babies
that look like wombats.
1066
00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:29,200
I remember the first time
I saw Fiona in Monica's gut.
1067
00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:30,993
I mean, we were on
a lot of drugs,
1068
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,245
but that fetus looked unholy.
1069
00:39:33,287 --> 00:39:34,789
You're my dad?
1070
00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:36,665
I almost put you in my mouth.
1071
00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,292
I didn't ask you to do that.
1072
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:41,504
You dry-humped my thigh
for half an hour yesterday.
1073
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:44,715
Carl, I remember
when the nurse in the hospital
1074
00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:45,966
handed you to me.
1075
00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:47,802
Carl was born
in the back of the van.
1076
00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:48,803
You weren't there.
1077
00:39:48,844 --> 00:39:50,221
Where have you been?
1078
00:39:50,262 --> 00:39:51,597
Your daughter's made me read
1079
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,391
The Hungry goddamned
Caterpillar,
1080
00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:54,558
like, 20 times.
1081
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,102
Caterpillar's dead, honey.
1082
00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:58,145
Someone stepped on it
and squished it.
1083
00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,897
-I got expelled.
-Why?
1084
00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:01,273
In the past few weeks,
1085
00:40:01,315 --> 00:40:02,942
four people
have tested positive
1086
00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:04,151
for multiple STDs.
1087
00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:05,653
The thing these people
had in common
1088
00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:06,779
was this PTA group.
1089
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,781
Frank gave them
venereal diseases.
1090
00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:09,990
And they kicked you out?
1091
00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:13,536
What do you love most
in the entire world, Frank?
1092
00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:14,370
My kids?
1093
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,496
Beat it, brat.
1094
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:16,664
What the fuck am I saying?
1095
00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:17,790
Um, opioids.
1096
00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:18,916
You got any cash?
1097
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,127
Sheila gave me $40
for groceries.
1098
00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:22,753
Well, hand it over.
I need weed.
1099
00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:24,588
-There you go.
-Thank you, Mr. Gallagher.
1100
00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:26,549
Mr. Gallagher?
Is my dad here?
1101
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,008
Call me Liam.
1102
00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:30,010
He used our names
to get the cards.
1103
00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:33,305
$1,200 at the Windy Titty?
1104
00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:34,723
Cool.
I just got a subscription
1105
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:35,808
to Penthouse.
1106
00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:38,185
I think I broke my arm.
1107
00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,812
Ow!
What the...
1108
00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:40,688
Go get your bike.
1109
00:40:40,729 --> 00:40:44,066
jaunty music
1110
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:45,651
Now!
1111
00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:52,324
As a woman who's months
from bringing a child
1112
00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:53,367
into this world,
1113
00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:54,952
you require a nest.
1114
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,120
You need a father figure
1115
00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:58,289
like you had with me,
only with money.
1116
00:40:58,330 --> 00:40:59,999
My second wife
1117
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,250
was a redhead.
1118
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:02,793
Are you insane?
1119
00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:04,044
He's got terminal cancer
1120
00:41:04,086 --> 00:41:05,379
and a two-bedroom apartment
1121
00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:06,255
on rent control.
1122
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,465
You take care of your man,
1123
00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:08,883
he'll move you
into the guest room
1124
00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:10,593
in no time.
1125
00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:11,677
I know a little blonde
1126
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,387
who can suck the chrome
off a trailer hitch.
1127
00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:14,555
You buy her a pork taco
1128
00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:16,390
and a shot of Smirnoff,
and it's go time.
1129
00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:17,558
-Who?
-My daughter.
1130
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,893
Christ, you're fast.
1131
00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:21,270
I can keep this up for miles.
1132
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,146
I'm not supposed to talk
to you.
1133
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:23,397
Fiona and Lip will be mad.
1134
00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:25,900
Treat me like a leper
because I'm a bad father.
1135
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:27,067
Yeah, right.
1136
00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:28,986
-Whoa!
-Jesus! Hey!
1137
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:31,739
Making me homeless
in the dead of autumn
1138
00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:34,158
after I got you through cancer?
1139
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,994
The good news is,
the cancer's in your brain,
1140
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,954
and you never were
much of a thinker,
1141
00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:41,165
so it probably won't affect you
that much.
1142
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:43,751
I didn't split
like your mom did.
1143
00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:46,128
I could've!
Your mom just takes off.
1144
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,172
You're all looking at me.
1145
00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:49,840
Food on the table.
1146
00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,800
Clothes for school.
1147
00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:53,093
Bills to pay.
1148
00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:54,845
Diapers.
Dentists.
1149
00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:56,722
Oh!
So you knock back a few.
1150
00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:58,057
That's what you need.
1151
00:41:58,098 --> 00:42:00,267
Anything so long as it's not
1152
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:03,646
six kids that you didn't want
in the first place!
1153
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,606
You think I can't support
six kids?
1154
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:06,815
You didn't support one of us.
1155
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:09,944
If I didn't support you,
how did you turn out so well?
1156
00:42:09,985 --> 00:42:11,028
-Bankrupt.
-Alcoholic.
1157
00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:12,530
-Teen mom.
-Psychopath.
1158
00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:13,864
Well, you're alive.
1159
00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:17,034
You know how many parents
murder their children?
1160
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,000
I must've done something right.
1161
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,877
-Not at all.
-Really?
1162
00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,629
No, because you never changed
your ways.
1163
00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:32,633
So I should get points
for consistency, then, right?
1164
00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:33,551
Wrong.
1165
00:42:33,592 --> 00:42:34,593
Damn.
1166
00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:36,470
So many times,
we all had hopes for you
1167
00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:39,223
that you were finally gonna be
a good person.
1168
00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,600
dramatic music
1169
00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:42,893
Fuck, Frank.
1170
00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:44,311
I love you.
1171
00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:45,521
Debs, I love you.
1172
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,480
Jesus.
1173
00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:47,648
Just, I want you to know that.
1174
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:49,316
Go away, Frank.
1175
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:50,317
I love you.
1176
00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:51,485
Ignore him.
1177
00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:53,612
I love you,
my little brown banana.
1178
00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:54,780
Sure, Frank.
1179
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,323
Call me Dad?
1180
00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:59,952
I just want you to know.
1181
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:01,704
I don't know how much more
of that I can take
1182
00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:05,124
before I stab him in the neck
with a broken beer bottle.
1183
00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:06,458
Mother...
1184
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,835
rock music
1185
00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:09,628
Hey, what needs doing
around the house?
1186
00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,630
The upstairs toilet
ever get fixed?
1187
00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:12,715
No.
1188
00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:13,966
You ever figure out that smell
in your room?
1189
00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:16,260
- No.
1190
00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:22,266
Well, shit.
1191
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:24,018
Where's your book?
Take the day off.
1192
00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:25,311
I'll do your rounds today.
1193
00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,525
I'd like to offer
my delivery services
1194
00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:32,568
for a package
1195
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:33,986
you want Carl to handle
this afternoon.
1196
00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:35,446
How do we know you'll deliver?
1197
00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:36,655
I give you my word.
1198
00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,493
Shit is tight,
Frank the cracker.
1199
00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:42,578
Thank you, Vince!
1200
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,955
Does your father's
disappearance make you sad?
1201
00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:45,956
I don't know.
1202
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,291
Were you glad
when he came back?
1203
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:48,417
He got me into camp.
1204
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,419
I was able to get you
these special pills.
1205
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,630
They'll give you the energy
to get through camp.
1206
00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:54,006
Will they cure my cancer?
1207
00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:55,299
Depends on your attitude.
1208
00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:56,425
What about you, Deborah?
1209
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:57,635
I spent the summer at the pool.
1210
00:43:57,676 --> 00:43:58,886
Daddy helped me learn.
1211
00:43:58,927 --> 00:44:01,221
-How to swim.
-Sort of.
1212
00:44:01,263 --> 00:44:02,765
Stay down.
1213
00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:04,391
How long was that?
1214
00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:05,392
Not long enough.
1215
00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:07,227
City pools are filled
with city kids.
1216
00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:10,814
Them savage little Cosby kids
will drown your ass.
1217
00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:12,358
Go.
1218
00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:13,233
Can I try?
1219
00:44:13,275 --> 00:44:15,736
No, Carl.
You've got cancer.
1220
00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:17,321
I'm making amends
1221
00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:18,947
to all the people I've harmed.
1222
00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:20,407
Is there anything
that you can think of
1223
00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:22,284
that I should apologize
to you for?
1224
00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:23,202
Kind of a long list.
1225
00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:24,912
Should've called
an ambulance, Dave.
1226
00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:25,954
I know that now.
1227
00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:27,831
Honestly, I thought
you were just floating.
1228
00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:31,877
How can I ever really say
I'm sorry?
1229
00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:33,045
Shit.
1230
00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:34,213
Fair enough.
1231
00:44:34,254 --> 00:44:35,881
Can I make amends
to you guys tomorrow?
1232
00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:38,384
-Uh, fucking whatever.
-Yeah, it's fine.
1233
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,262
Namaste.
1234
00:44:42,304 --> 00:44:44,973
I may not have been present
for your first steps
1235
00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:46,308
or your first lost tooth
1236
00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:47,643
or your first blow job,
1237
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,687
but as patriarch, I'm entitled
1238
00:44:49,728 --> 00:44:51,188
to my traditional place
of honor
1239
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:52,731
next to you for your big day.
1240
00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:53,941
It's my traditional right
1241
00:44:53,982 --> 00:44:56,068
to ask said patriarch
to pay for it.
1242
00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:57,027
Done.
I'll pay.
1243
00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:58,654
-What?
-Where'd you get the money?
1244
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,155
In an honorable,
ethical fashion.
1245
00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:02,574
Frank told Derek's parents
that he statutory raped me
1246
00:45:02,616 --> 00:45:03,450
so he'd give him money.
1247
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:04,410
Oh, fuck, Frank.
1248
00:45:04,451 --> 00:45:05,452
They owe us.
1249
00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:07,579
Frank, you're not paying
for our wedding
1250
00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:09,373
with your crooked money.
1251
00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:15,254
Look at that--my son's going
to private school.
1252
00:45:15,295 --> 00:45:17,131
You're a good dad.
1253
00:45:17,172 --> 00:45:19,174
Fella doesn't get
too many chances
1254
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:20,175
to get it right.
1255
00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:22,428
What do your classmates'
parents do for them?
1256
00:45:22,469 --> 00:45:23,887
Something called a trust fund.
1257
00:45:23,929 --> 00:45:26,932
Oh, I'm afraid
I smoked that one up already.
1258
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,809
And when dinnertime comes,
1259
00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:31,645
you grab
little free-range Lucky here
1260
00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:32,855
by the neck,
1261
00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:34,064
and you swing him around,
1262
00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:35,149
you break his neck,
1263
00:45:35,190 --> 00:45:36,859
and then you cut off his head
1264
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,235
and bleed him out.
1265
00:45:38,277 --> 00:45:39,528
It's the circle of life.
1266
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:42,197
Okay, let me demonstrate.
1267
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:46,160
Just one big, giant letdown.
1268
00:45:46,201 --> 00:45:50,664
I must have had
some positive influence on you.
1269
00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:51,832
Nope.
1270
00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:54,126
But you're-you're so handsome,
1271
00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,669
well dressed.
1272
00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:57,337
W-what do you do for a living?
1273
00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:59,757
What do you think I do
with a father like you?
1274
00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:01,300
I'm a pimp and a drug dealer.
1275
00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:02,634
Well, that makes sense.
1276
00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:04,052
I'm fucking with you!
1277
00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:05,179
I work in finance.
1278
00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:06,889
I manage rich people's money.
1279
00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:08,223
Ooh.
Wow.
1280
00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:09,183
Any chance you could skim
1281
00:46:09,224 --> 00:46:10,642
a little off the top
for your old man?
1282
00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:12,352
This is exactly
why you're being visited
1283
00:46:12,394 --> 00:46:14,062
by a bunch of fucking ghosts.
1284
00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:16,148
We're giving you
a chance to change.
1285
00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:18,692
Life isn't all about
scamming the system.
1286
00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:21,028
It isn't?
1287
00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:22,488
I need you on the South Side
1288
00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:24,531
looking after
the-the business.
1289
00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:25,574
What business?
1290
00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:27,701
It's time you learn
the family business, son.
1291
00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:28,952
I was afraid none of my sons
1292
00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:30,621
were gonna follow me
into the family business.
1293
00:46:30,662 --> 00:46:34,583
Finding easy, innovative ways
to make money without working.
1294
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,168
I built it from scratch.
1295
00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:37,503
I put in the hours,
1296
00:46:37,544 --> 00:46:39,338
turned it
into the thriving racket
1297
00:46:39,379 --> 00:46:40,422
you see today.
1298
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:43,550
Fourteen and already
a convicted drug trafficker.
1299
00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:46,178
It warms my heart to know
that at least one Gallagher
1300
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:49,181
has lived up
to his genetic potential.
1301
00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:53,018
I'm giving you the benefit
of my years of experience.
1302
00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,770
Hear me and heed me.
1303
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,980
That's what I'm trying
to tell you: my philosophy.
1304
00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:59,191
Charity is accepting help
from others,
1305
00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:00,776
not the other way around.
1306
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:03,862
You get along a lot better
with a weapon and a kind word
1307
00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:05,239
than a kind word alone.
1308
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,367
Prison is no place for a man
with naturally tight glutes.
1309
00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:10,828
You're young, white, female.
1310
00:47:10,869 --> 00:47:12,204
You're a cash cow
on the corner.
1311
00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:13,872
Do you want me
to be a prostitute?
1312
00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:15,249
Don't be ridiculous.
1313
00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:17,459
The competition
is way too steep.
1314
00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:20,671
One baby is worth $357 a month,
1315
00:47:20,712 --> 00:47:23,423
but twins will get you
an extra $154.
1316
00:47:23,465 --> 00:47:25,634
Get joint checking,
and whatever you do,
1317
00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,678
do not sign a prenup.
1318
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,097
If the baby has a clubfoot
or a harelip,
1319
00:47:30,138 --> 00:47:31,390
that's worth an extra hundred,
1320
00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:33,600
so you might wanna lighten up
on the prenatal vitamins.
1321
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:36,311
It's a myth
about the female libido
1322
00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:37,563
declining with age.
1323
00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:38,605
They get hornier.
1324
00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:39,648
I'll keep that in mind.
1325
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,067
Mental deficits
are worth a lot,
1326
00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:43,068
but they cost a lot,
1327
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:45,529
so don't cut out
the folic acid completely.
1328
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,155
I'm taking all my vitamins.
1329
00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,866
Suit yourself.
1330
00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:50,909
Women love
a long-term project,
1331
00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:53,829
especially when it involves
the improvement of a man.
1332
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,831
Go to
Evergreen Assisted Living.
1333
00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,082
Plenty of men 80 or older.
1334
00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:59,209
They'd write you
into their will for a hand job.
1335
00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:00,502
Good afternoon, ma'am.
1336
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:02,504
This is my dependent,
and she's about to have
1337
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:03,672
a dependent of her own.
1338
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:04,798
We'll need the proper forms.
1339
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,383
We're missing the TANF forms.
1340
00:48:06,425 --> 00:48:07,759
We're not new at this.
1341
00:48:07,801 --> 00:48:08,886
See?
Free money.
1342
00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:11,096
It's like bring-your-daughter-
to-work day.
1343
00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:12,097
Gotta find a job.
1344
00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:13,473
Typed up your résumé, Daddy.
1345
00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:14,433
Good girl, Debs.
1346
00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:15,392
"Francis Gallagher is
1347
00:48:15,434 --> 00:48:16,643
a passionate professional
1348
00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:18,061
who brings creative solutions
1349
00:48:18,103 --> 00:48:19,938
from the idea phase
1350
00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:21,064
to fruition."
1351
00:48:21,106 --> 00:48:22,274
You know me so well.
1352
00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:23,817
Well, you know,
the products that we're using
1353
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:25,068
aren't exactly the safest.
1354
00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:26,612
A lot of folks are getting sick
around here.
1355
00:48:26,653 --> 00:48:27,487
He'll take it.
1356
00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:29,489
Tomorrow okay
for him to start?
1357
00:48:29,531 --> 00:48:30,741
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Okay.
1358
00:48:30,782 --> 00:48:31,783
Yeah.
1359
00:48:31,825 --> 00:48:32,993
When I was your age, my pop
1360
00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:34,745
took me on my first heist.
1361
00:48:34,786 --> 00:48:36,580
Man, those were the days.
1362
00:48:36,622 --> 00:48:38,790
My foster gays
have a lot of nice stuff.
1363
00:48:38,832 --> 00:48:41,376
Are you suggesting
what I think you're suggesting?
1364
00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:43,253
Boom a lacka boom
1365
00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:44,838
When you walk in the room
1366
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,592
Yeah, yeah
1367
00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:52,930
Yum diddly yum dum dum,
we gonna have some fun now
1368
00:48:52,971 --> 00:48:55,015
Yeah, yeah...
1369
00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:56,099
Christ.
1370
00:48:56,141 --> 00:48:59,353
Don't you ever hose
these things out?
1371
00:48:59,394 --> 00:49:00,854
Doing good in there, pumpkin?
1372
00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:02,940
Mm-hmm.
A-okay, Daddy.
1373
00:49:02,981 --> 00:49:04,274
Thanks to your influence,
Frank,
1374
00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:05,734
Liam is no longer welcome
at day care.
1375
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:08,236
He punched a kid in the balls
and called him a gringo.
1376
00:49:08,278 --> 00:49:10,197
Okay, son.
Glad to hear it.
1377
00:49:10,238 --> 00:49:11,156
Give them hell.
1378
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:13,325
If I could've,
I would've sold you.
1379
00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:14,910
That's problematic.
1380
00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,078
I resent the implication.
1381
00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:18,163
I'll have you know,
I tried to sell Debbie, too,
1382
00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:19,873
but nobody wanted
a baby with colic.
1383
00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:22,626
So can I go on a cruise
with Dylan's family or not?
1384
00:49:22,668 --> 00:49:24,127
After you get the code
1385
00:49:24,169 --> 00:49:26,546
and pics of their valuables.
1386
00:49:26,588 --> 00:49:28,131
But they're taking me
on their vacation
1387
00:49:28,173 --> 00:49:29,257
and everything.
1388
00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:33,095
Bah, just to assuage
their ruling-class guilt.
1389
00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:36,139
rock music
1390
00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:47,484
-You gonna get that?
-No.
1391
00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:12,217
I give up.
1392
00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:13,677
Enjoy being alone
with your tired old self
1393
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:14,970
for the rest
of your miserable life.
1394
00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:17,014
No, no, no.
Come on, buddy.
1395
00:50:17,055 --> 00:50:18,348
Don't be like that.
1396
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:20,559
You know,
you were always my favorite.
1397
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,729
You saying that
because I have money now?
1398
00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:25,522
-Absolutely.
-Well, guess what.
1399
00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:27,774
We all have money
in the Gallagher future,
1400
00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:28,942
and we gave you none of it.
1401
00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:30,318
That's not fair.
1402
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,904
After all that I did,
everything I sacrificed,
1403
00:50:32,946 --> 00:50:33,655
you owe me.
1404
00:50:33,697 --> 00:50:36,241
No, actually, we don't.
1405
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:39,578
Hey, hey, smells good in here.
Oh, come on.
1406
00:50:39,619 --> 00:50:41,288
Oh, Jesus, come on!
1407
00:50:41,329 --> 00:50:42,664
-One...
-Hey, Liam.
1408
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:43,915
- ...two...
- Get me a blanket
1409
00:50:43,957 --> 00:50:45,042
and some of that bacon.
Get me...
1410
00:50:45,083 --> 00:50:48,503
Ah, fuck!
What happened to three?
1411
00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:49,880
You know how many
times I've been kicked out
1412
00:50:49,921 --> 00:50:50,756
of that house?
1413
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:51,631
Yeah, I do.
1414
00:50:51,673 --> 00:50:53,467
I was the one doing
the kicking.
1415
00:50:53,508 --> 00:50:54,760
Here's your shit.
1416
00:50:54,801 --> 00:50:57,637
I'm taking my room back,
and I'm padlocking the house.
1417
00:50:57,679 --> 00:50:59,389
Aw, you made me toast.
1418
00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:01,475
Thanks.
Bye-bye.
1419
00:51:01,516 --> 00:51:02,684
Frank, get out.
1420
00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:04,644
Wait, my clothes
are in the wash.
1421
00:51:04,686 --> 00:51:06,980
You have to the count of three,
dressed or not, Frank.
1422
00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:08,690
-One...
-Let's take a vote.
1423
00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:10,942
-...two...
-You never say three!
1424
00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:12,611
I'm living on the downside
1425
00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:14,488
Pickaxe, sledgehammer.
1426
00:51:14,529 --> 00:51:15,989
Sledgehammer.
1427
00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:17,115
-Is he upstairs?
-Yeah.
1428
00:51:17,157 --> 00:51:18,575
We're getting rid of Frank.
1429
00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:19,785
Oh!
1430
00:51:19,826 --> 00:51:22,037
Catch me, I'm falling
1431
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:23,622
On hard times
1432
00:51:23,663 --> 00:51:25,165
No male energy
in the maternity tent.
1433
00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:26,625
Open the damn...
1434
00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:28,043
Ay, shit!
1435
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,044
The hell are you doing?
1436
00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:31,046
Sorry, Frank,
but you can't come in.
1437
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:31,963
Fine.
1438
00:51:32,005 --> 00:51:35,092
Enjoy your big, spacious
vagina tent.
1439
00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:36,510
Get out, Frank.
1440
00:51:36,551 --> 00:51:37,886
You put three words together.
1441
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:40,555
I told the doctors
the fetal alcohol syndrome
1442
00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:42,015
wouldn't wreck your brain.
1443
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,100
Go away.
1444
00:51:43,141 --> 00:51:44,726
Go away, Frank.
1445
00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:45,769
I said go away.
1446
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:47,020
Get the fuck out of here.
1447
00:51:47,062 --> 00:51:50,357
Frank, you've got
to find another place to stay.
1448
00:51:50,398 --> 00:51:52,776
Wait a second!
1449
00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,986
Yeah
1450
00:51:58,406 --> 00:52:00,117
Thanks.
Now get out.
1451
00:52:00,158 --> 00:52:01,243
-What?
-Deb!
1452
00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:01,952
Now.
1453
00:52:01,993 --> 00:52:03,745
You're evicting your tenants
1454
00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:04,871
after they pay?
1455
00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:07,666
Stop pushing.
All right.
1456
00:52:07,707 --> 00:52:10,752
I'm warning you, Frank.
Get out.
1457
00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:11,878
This is my home.
1458
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,840
You have no right
to kick me out of it.
1459
00:52:14,881 --> 00:52:15,841
Go away, Frank.
1460
00:52:15,882 --> 00:52:17,884
-Bye, Frank.
-You know your way out.
1461
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,052
Get out of my house.
1462
00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:20,178
Get the fuck out my car, Frank.
1463
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,555
-Get out.
-Out.
1464
00:52:21,596 --> 00:52:22,389
Get out!
1465
00:52:22,430 --> 00:52:24,808
-What are you yelling--
-Get...
1466
00:52:24,850 --> 00:52:27,352
out!
1467
00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:29,729
-What was that?
- Probably Frank.
1468
00:52:29,771 --> 00:52:30,856
Frank's back?
1469
00:52:30,897 --> 00:52:32,566
- Okay, don't--
-Now!
1470
00:52:32,607 --> 00:52:34,484
-Okay, okay, okay.
-Now! Get out!
1471
00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:36,528
Okay.
Stop it!
1472
00:52:36,570 --> 00:52:38,071
All right!
Jeez!
1473
00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:43,994
Fucking...
1474
00:52:44,035 --> 00:52:46,580
What the fuck is wrong
with you people?
1475
00:52:46,621 --> 00:52:48,165
I will shoot you.
1476
00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:49,875
You don't live here anymore.
1477
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,918
Wait, what the fuck?
1478
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,044
No, you're not!
1479
00:52:54,754 --> 00:52:56,840
-Where should we put him?
-Where he belongs.
1480
00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:58,675
No way!
No!
1481
00:52:58,717 --> 00:52:59,801
Son!
1482
00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:00,969
No!
1483
00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:05,265
On hard times again
1484
00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:06,641
So...
1485
00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:10,020
you'd toss me aside,
just like that?
1486
00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:12,189
Yep, just like that.
1487
00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:26,870
Oh, my God.
1488
00:53:34,127 --> 00:53:38,590
Kids, it's me, your dad!
1489
00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:40,717
I'm home!
1490
00:53:40,759 --> 00:53:43,428
I was visited
by a couple of ghosts.
1491
00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:46,681
They showed me the error
of my ways.
1492
00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:48,934
I've been a horrible person,
1493
00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:50,769
a terrible father!
1494
00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:54,856
Kids!
1495
00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:57,692
I don't wanna be alone anymore.
1496
00:53:59,861 --> 00:54:03,865
I want you in my life.
1497
00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:06,743
I wanna be a family again,
1498
00:54:06,785 --> 00:54:09,746
to grow old together.
1499
00:54:23,468 --> 00:54:25,720
Sweet.
1500
00:54:28,848 --> 00:54:32,602
Cage the Elephant's "Ain't
No Rest for the Wicked"
1501
00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:33,979
Sweeter.
1502
00:54:39,025 --> 00:54:40,402
Daddy's home.
1503
00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:42,195
I was walking
down the street
1504
00:54:42,237 --> 00:54:44,489
When out the corner
of my eye I saw...
1505
00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,700
Good morning,
my day-drinking brethren.
1506
00:54:46,741 --> 00:54:48,952
Greetings.
Friends, chums.
1507
00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:49,995
Muchachos.
1508
00:54:50,036 --> 00:54:51,079
Presenting Frank.
1509
00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:52,706
Hear ye, hear ye.
1510
00:54:52,747 --> 00:54:53,999
The fuck am I?
1511
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,917
You pay the right price,
your evening will be nice
1512
00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:58,753
And you can go
and send me on my way
1513
00:54:58,795 --> 00:55:00,672
I said, you're such
a sweet young thing
1514
00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:02,215
Why you do this
to yourself?
1515
00:55:02,257 --> 00:55:04,259
She looked at me,
and this...
1516
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:06,344
Okay, no yelling.
You ready?
1517
00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:08,138
So good.
Oh, baby.
1518
00:55:08,179 --> 00:55:10,140
-You get on top.
- Sick fuck!
1519
00:55:10,181 --> 00:55:11,433
Get the hell
out of my cemetery!
1520
00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:12,934
Asshole!
1521
00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:14,352
I got mouths to feed
1522
00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:16,646
There ain't nothing
in this world for free
1523
00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:17,939
My mother has cancer.
1524
00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:20,442
If anyone deserves cancer...
1525
00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:22,485
Don't pussy out on me.
1526
00:55:22,527 --> 00:55:23,695
Go into the light!
1527
00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:25,905
...it's your mother.
1528
00:55:25,947 --> 00:55:28,241
Frank, your mother's passed.
1529
00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:29,826
Close our eyes for good
1530
00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:32,620
Not even 15 minutes later,
I'm still walking...
1531
00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:34,205
Oh, fuck this.
1532
00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:37,042
I am a man
of ample girth and length.
1533
00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:38,710
Well, hello, old friend.
1534
00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:40,045
I'm as good as 18 again.
1535
00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:41,254
What if I suck your dick?
1536
00:55:42,213 --> 00:55:44,716
Give me your phone.
1537
00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:47,886
Finish it now!
1538
00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:49,804
I told him,
you can have my cash
1539
00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:51,306
But first you know
I gotta ask
1540
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:54,225
What makes you wanna live
this kind of life?
1541
00:55:54,267 --> 00:55:57,562
He said there ain't no rest
for the wicked
1542
00:55:57,604 --> 00:56:00,440
Money don't grow on trees
1543
00:56:00,482 --> 00:56:03,485
We got bills to pay,
we got mouths to feed
1544
00:56:03,526 --> 00:56:06,404
There ain't nothing
in this world for free
1545
00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:09,783
Oh, no, we can't slow down,
we can't hold back
1546
00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:12,827
Though you know
we wish we could
1547
00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:15,830
Oh, no, there ain't no rest
for the wicked
1548
00:56:15,872 --> 00:56:19,542
Until we close our eyes
for good
1548
00:56:20,305 --> 00:57:20,394
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