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Okay so, as we all know,
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I think surprise parties
are tacky,
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and far too often organized
by well-intentioned people
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with very bad taste.
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But Patrick has always
wanted one,
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poor thing.
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So I am throwing him
a surprise party tonight.
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Well David, these
kinds of parties take time,
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and... planning.
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Now, when I planned that
Casablanca-themed party
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for your mother's 40th,
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I had to quarantine
the camels for a month.
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- Mhmm.
- Yeah David,
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this is all feeling very
sketchy and last minute-y.
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I've actually been organizing
this for quite some time,
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I'm just telling you right now
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because I know that none
of you can keep a secret.
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- Oh! At 9 a.m.
it's a little early
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for character assassination.
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Not one of you knows how
the "Crows" movie ends.
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You told me the day
you got home.
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You gave me the script.
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And you were both sworn
to secrecy,
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so David is right
not to trust you.
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Yeah, this is why
I'm reluctant to tell you
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that there is an extra
surprise tonight.
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I invited Patrick's parents.
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Oh my God, David!
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Oh, that is very
exciting news, son!
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Meeting the parents!
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That's a big step.
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Yes, things are certainly
racing along
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at a dangerously rapid velocity.
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Thank you so much,
we're doing great.
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Now, I will only be throwing
one surprise party,
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and one surprise party only.
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So tonight there will be
a surprise.
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And there will be tears.
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Even if they're just my own.
Okay?
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- How did it end again?
Like, a crowmageddon?
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Crowpocalypse.
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But you didn't hear it from me.
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- So...
- Wow.
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This is a really big deal,
Johnny.
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I mean, meeting my best
friend's son's
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boyfriend's parents
for the very first time,
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I am very touched that
you wanted me
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to share this moment with you.
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I asked you to mow the lawn
three times, Roland,
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So you being here is more
your decision than mine.
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- Oh!
- Hello.
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Oh, hi!
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- Hi.
- You must be the Brewers.
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- I'm Clint.
This is my wife, Marci.
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What a special moment
this is for all of us, huh?
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You must be David's Dad.
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Oh, no, no! I do get that
all the time, though.
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It's uh, you know, you've got
David's handsome looks there,
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and then my face.
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Yeah, I'm David's father,
Johnny Rose.
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Johnny, it's a pleasure
to meet you.
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- Yes, hi.
- Hi.
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Now, Patrick tells me
you run the motel.
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More like,
runs it into the ground.
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Oh, we do have a lot of fun
around here, don't we?
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We do, sometimes.
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Roland, do you want to get
the room key for them?
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Sure.
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So this is all very exciting.
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I assume we'll see you tonight?
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Oh you definitely will.
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So Patrick has been keeping
us up to date
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about everything he and David
have been doing,
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and I think it's amazing
how far they've come.
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Yes, yes, yes it is.
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But uh, I'll have to admit,
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I've been somewhat of a
skeptic about those two.
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This one isn't as progressive
as the rest of us.
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It's a generational thing
with him.
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I was talking about
the store, Roland.
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You know, mixing a business
relationship
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and a romantic relationship,
well, that's...
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it can get kinda tricky
sometimes.
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I-I-I missed the last part
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of what you just said. The uh...
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Oh, well, you were aware
they were in business
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together as well, right?
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We knew that part, yes.
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Really? Because it kind of
seems like the two of you
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just found out some really
shocking information.
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Did I speak out of turn?
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I-I think we'll just go
to the room,
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and get ready for the big
surprise tonight.
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Oh, sure.
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Huh. Correct me
if I'm wrong here, Johnny.
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But it kinda seems like
they didn't know
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their son is in a relationship
with David.
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You're looking especially fresh
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and photogenic today, Mother.
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Why thank you, Alexis.
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Perhaps it's my excellent news.
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I found a very promising
revenue stream
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to help finance the little
deficit we've accrued
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on "Cabaret".
- What might that be?
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Well, according to the radio,
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there's a darling little
medical clinic in Elm Grove.
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Where if any one of us,
say, you, or your father,
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participates in a few
nugatory tests,
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we could be bringing in
over $200 a week!
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Or, you could make
$2,000 in one afternoon.
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Ugh, which test is this?
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I'm talking about the
soap opera fan convention
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that's happening today.
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I looked at your calendar,
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so I know that you have
the day off.
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Working from home.
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- I already purchased a booth.
Your name is on the website,
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and I just printed out
all of these headshots
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for you to sign.
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Obviously I will be taking
commission.
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Alexis, there's a good reason
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I've avoided these
conventions in the past.
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Showing up, taking
your picture with a...
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motley crew of pale,
dewy-faced salamander people.
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I haven't hit rock bottom
quite yet.
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It's a matter of self-worth.
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You did a commercial
for adult diapers!
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In Japan!
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In full-face Kabuki makeup!
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Okay. As your acting
publicist,
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I'm putting my foot down.
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We're doing this.
You need the money,
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and this is how
you're gonna get it.
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Look at you.
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- Hmm!
- Very well.
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But there will be a safe word
in case the gaggle
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of asymmetrical faces
gets to be too much.
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Deal. I'll start the car.
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Okay, so I told Patrick
that there's a salmonella
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outbreak at the cafe,
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so he will not be coming here
until I tell him to tonight.
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Oh. Is it possible
you could maybe...
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choose a lie that doesn't
make the cafe
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look like it's in violation
of health codes?
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I think it's a pretty good one.
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David!
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You said you were only gonna
be half an hour.
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Did you run here, Mr. Rose?
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No! Just a pleasant walk.
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Okay, I'm on a site survey
for the party.
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Why, what's going on?
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Well, I-I just checked in
"you know who's" parents.
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What? They're not
supposed to be here
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for another 11 minutes!
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Well, nothing to worry about.
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Um, random question for you.
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They're aware that you
and Patrick are uh...
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romantically involved, right?
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- Of course they are.
Why wouldn't they be?
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Well, they're definitely aware
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that you're business partners,
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it's just that uh, if I recall,
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at one point Patrick was engaged
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ahem... to a woman, so...
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Okay, what did you say to them?
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Nothing, nothing!
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It's more how they reacted
when I brought up
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the fact that you two were...
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romantically in business
with each other.
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Ew!
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Yeah, they-they looked
a little... shaken.
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- Shaken?
- Well, upset.
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- Upset?!
- David, they know, right?
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Of course they know!
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I wouldn't have asked them
to come here if I didn't think
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they knew we were
in a relationship!
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They call the store
all the time!
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I mean, what do they think,
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I'm just his business partner?!
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- Possibly.
- I mean, yeah.
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Oh my God! Okay!
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Everybody calm down!
Nobody say a word to anybody!
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- Well, that sounds reasonable.
- What did I just say?!
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A few things to expect.
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Now, the fans will either
want a signed picture,
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a picture and a handshake,
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or a picture either of you,
or with you.
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Well, that's reasonable.
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Now, if they ask for
pictures of your feet...
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Hailey, you have been
more than helpful.
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If I might have a moment
alone with my daughter?
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Slash publicist, thank you.
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Alexis dear, now is bad
a time as any to tell you.
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There is a dark side
to Mummy's industry,
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and I've tried to protect you
from it your whole life.
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You took me to the Playboy
Mansion when I was seven.
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And you had a wonderful time
in the children's grotto.
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But, this!
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Alexis, you shouldn't have
to see this.
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Thespians selling their
autographs for money
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in cheerless convention centres.
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- Mhmm.
- Oh God, no!
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We have to get out of here,
Alexis!
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- What's going on?
- That's Gloria Gregson.
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Who's Gloria Gregson?
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Who's Gloria Gregson?!
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She only played Grace
on "Touched With Grace"
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for 37 years.
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The woman has 17 Emmys
for playing a hot-headed
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nurse who healed people
with her sexual touch.
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I can't have her see me
in a place like this!
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Come on!
- Moira?
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Mmm!
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No, no, it is...
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the Gloria Gregson?
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Oh, darling!
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Well, look at you,
you look gorgeous!
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I'm so glad you're here,
darling.
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I'm usually the only marquee
name at these things.
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I'm shocked by my presence
as well.
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And I am Alexis Rose,
Moira's publicist and daughter.
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- Oh! Daughter?
More like sister.
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Ew.
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Happy Birthday!
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Thank you.
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Flowers are for you;
the pizza's my lunch.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Mm! So, how's the store?
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Thriving. But more
importantly, how are you?
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You gotten some calls from
some family or friends?
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Yeah, I talked to my parents
a little while ago.
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They're on like,
a weekend getaway,
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so they couldn't chat long,
but...
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Did you tell them about dinner?
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Uh, they were actually just
pulling up to their hotel
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so they had to jump off but...
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Oh. Um, speaking
of your parents,
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I've been piecing together
that I don't think
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I ever spoken to them
outside of work.
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Is that weird?
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Okay. I'm sure you-
I'm sure you have.
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Yeah...
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Like, they know about me, right?
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Of course they know
about you, what do you mean?
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What are you-why?
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Like they know about "us",
right?
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Um...
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Okay listen, David.
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I've have been wanting
to tell them about us.
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I really have, I just was
waiting to do it in person,
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and then I didn't go home
for the holidays,
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00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,733
and then I was feeling
so comfortable with you,
253
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,909
and your family.
- Yeah.
254
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:51,999
Yeah, I-I don't know why
I assumed, um...
255
00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:56,351
So all this time, your parents
thought they were just...
256
00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:59,528
talking to your...
your business partner?
257
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:03,793
Okay.
258
00:11:05,691 --> 00:11:07,505
David, I know my parents
are good people,
259
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:12,367
I just...
260
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,804
Hmm...
261
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:17,067
I can't shake this,
this fear that...
262
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:21,290
there is a small chance that
this could change everything.
263
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,595
That they might see me
differently,
264
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:24,727
or treat me differently.
265
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,773
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
266
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,209
But I'm gonna deal with this
267
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,906
as soon as I see them next,
okay?
268
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:33,431
Okay, what you're dealing
with is very personal.
269
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,782
And something you should
only do on your terms.
270
00:11:37,373 --> 00:11:38,417
Okay?
271
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,007
That's why I brought
this couple home one day
272
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,131
in college, and just told
my parents to deal with it.
273
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,752
I'm a take-charge guy, David.
274
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,643
I like to take charge of things
in my life, you know that.
275
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,277
Yep, mhmm.
276
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:58,317
You're upset. I would be, too.
277
00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:01,258
Yeah. Uh, it's not about that.
278
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:03,897
Ahem... heh.
279
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,334
You're gonna laugh yourself
280
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,597
right out of the closet
on this one.
281
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,773
You know how you've always
wanted a surprise party?
282
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,448
David, I don't think this
is how surprise parties work.
283
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,170
Yeah, I know, it's just...
284
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:20,216
part of that surprise
was inviting...
285
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,755
your parents here.
286
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,440
What?
287
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,877
Yeah. I realize that
was a big mistake.
288
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,619
I-I should've talked to you.
289
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:38,366
I could be just your
business partner tonight.
290
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,543
If that will help.
- No, David.
291
00:12:42,484 --> 00:12:44,708
I, I can't have you do that.
292
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,810
I owe it to us to tell them.
293
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,206
I want them to know.
294
00:12:54,825 --> 00:12:56,388
Yeah, maybe this whole thing
295
00:12:56,413 --> 00:12:58,459
is a blessing in disguise, huh?
296
00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:03,043
It's at the cafe?
- Yeah.
297
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,871
The salmonella was a decoy.
298
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,186
Ooh...
299
00:13:23,294 --> 00:13:26,277
Hi, Mrs. Brewer, Mr. Brewer.
300
00:13:26,302 --> 00:13:28,851
I'm... I'm David Rose.
301
00:13:28,913 --> 00:13:31,263
Oh, David, come in.
302
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,464
Oh, thank you.
303
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:34,683
Um...
304
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,337
I uh,
305
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,793
I brought you some
things from the store
306
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,689
as a welcome present.
We ran out of the body milk,
307
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:41,927
so I threw in some extra
lip balms.
308
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,475
Thank you, David.
309
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:47,435
I just wanted to come here
and apologize
310
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:50,307
for a very unfortunate
miscommunication.
311
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,266
So you're not in a
relationship with our son?
312
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,007
- Oh, no. I very much am.
- Oh.
313
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:57,793
Um, I was talking more
about how you found out.
314
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,100
Was it something we did, David?
315
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,841
- I'm sorry?
- Honey, stop!
316
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,017
No, I wanna ask.
317
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,733
Do you think if we'd done
things differently,
318
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,300
that Patrick would still be...
- I understand that this news
319
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,805
can come as a shock
to some people.
320
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,808
But he is still the same person,
321
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,202
and it's his birthday, and he...
322
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:18,422
David, we're not upset
about Patrick being gay.
323
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,902
No.
324
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,686
Oh my God, okay!
325
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,708
For a minute I thought this
was gonna get very dark.
326
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,690
Ahem!
327
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,277
The thought that Patrick
was feeling like he couldn't
328
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,216
come and talk to us about this.
329
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,609
Is it because we were
so close with Rachel?
330
00:14:34,388 --> 00:14:36,527
- Hi.
- David.
331
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,834
Oh, hi.
332
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,836
Hi, Clint, Marci.
333
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,839
I see you've met my son.
334
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,407
How are you, David?
Happy, I hope.
335
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,061
Uh, 'cause at the end
of the day,
336
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,889
that-that's all that matters,
isn't it?
337
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,455
Dad, it's fine.
338
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:54,023
They, they are fine
with Patrick being gay.
339
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,505
Oh. Oh, good.
340
00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:00,595
Good, then no one really
has to feel bad
341
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:03,163
about how this information
came out, then, huh?
342
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,991
So what do we do now?
343
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,340
Not go to the party?
344
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,752
I don't want to make him
uncomfortable.
345
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,518
No, no, no, we are all
going to the party.
346
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:13,651
Patrick is planning on
telling you tonight.
347
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,629
So I think the best birthday
gift we could give him
348
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,351
at this point is to just...
349
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,744
keep him in the closet
until then.
350
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,355
I know that came out wrong,
351
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,357
but we all understand what
I'm saying, right?
352
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,662
Okay.
353
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,818
- Okay.
- Yeah.
354
00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:28,834
Whew!
355
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,732
As actresses we have to do
whatever it takes to survive.
356
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:34,934
Which is why I'm on
the convention circuit.
357
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,023
I do dozens a year.
358
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,068
I still can't quite
believe that.
359
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,244
Well, can you believe
that because of them,
360
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,638
I have a vineyard
in the south of France?
361
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,814
You may have tried my wine,
362
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,424
"Touched With Grapes."
363
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:50,340
- Oh my God, that's your wine?
- Yes.
364
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,255
We used to use that for sangria,
365
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,214
because it was like,
so cheap, and...
366
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,172
so good.
367
00:15:56,216 --> 00:16:00,002
So the fiscal sweetener
negates any discomfiture
368
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:03,049
one might feel exploiting
their extremities
369
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,093
for a $20 bill?
370
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:07,488
$20?! I charge $50.
371
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,490
And just in case,
I wear open-toed sandals.
372
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,883
Darling, I used to spend
my entire time
373
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,407
chasing after parts,
374
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:14,950
worrying about what people
thought of me.
375
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,064
It was exhausting! But no more.
376
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:21,067
These conventions are a godsend.
377
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,548
There is a freedom
in letting go, Moira.
378
00:16:28,505 --> 00:16:31,120
Okay Alexis, let's do this
before I change my mind.
379
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,643
- Are you sure?
- Mhmm.
380
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,404
I don't want you to feel
like I'm pressuring you
381
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:35,820
into anything.
- Oh, I'm sure.
382
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,909
As Gregson said, to milk
this for all it's worth.
383
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,607
So let's get it going.
384
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,001
I have some fans to meet!
385
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,092
Okay, here's how
it's gonna go down.
386
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,050
It's 30 seconds each,
tickets in hand,
387
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,834
or it's back of the line,
and no,
388
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:53,099
she will not be clarifying any
"Sunrise Bay" plot points.
389
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,057
- Ahem! Feet!
- Oh yes.
390
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,494
And if we're talking feet,
it's $75 for one,
391
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:58,887
$150 for the pair.
392
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:06,634
He's coming, he's coming!
393
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:08,723
Okay, he's coming, he's coming.
394
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,941
So are we on lights?
395
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,378
Also, we're going
with "Surprise."
396
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,684
"Happy Birthday" was too wordy,
397
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,140
and we couldn't nail it
at rehearsal.
398
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,210
- Okay.
- Okay! Okay, great.
399
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:22,519
Surprise!
400
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,043
Oh my gosh!
401
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,436
David, I thought we were just
having a casual dinner.
402
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,264
Mhmm.
403
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,505
Happy Birthday, Patrick!
404
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,854
What is happening? I thought
you guys were out of town!
405
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:36,055
Well, we are.
406
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,448
We're just so happy
to be included.
407
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:41,103
You've got a really wonderful
friend here, Patrick.
408
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:44,628
Yep, I'm just glad you could
make it, Mr. and Mrs. Brewer.
409
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:46,108
Um...
410
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,110
well, I should leave you all
to catch up,
411
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,112
and spend some quality time
with your son.
412
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,853
But might I recommend
the crab cakes?
413
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:54,464
I over-ordered, and they cost
a small fortune.
414
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,466
Hey, could I just have
two seconds with him?
415
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:57,685
Sure.
416
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,559
What if they don't react
the way I think they will?
417
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,259
Then I will be here.
418
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,825
And we'll get through it
together.
419
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,610
Okay...
420
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,570
I love you.
- I love you.
421
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,446
Well, I am suitably surprised.
422
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:20,969
Thank you guys for coming.
423
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,797
Well, we wouldn't miss it.
424
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,190
We just love you so much.
425
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,279
I love you guys, too.
426
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,282
- But um...
- Yes?
427
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:33,024
Well, there's something
that uh...
428
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:34,461
that I've been meaning
to tell you.
429
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,550
- You can tell us anything!
- Honey, let's just...
430
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,986
let him talk.
431
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,250
Uh, yeah.
432
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,054
So I guess this doesn't really
come naturally.
433
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:46,603
Um... David...
434
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,190
He seems like a really great
partner, honey.
435
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,172
- Marci.
- In business.
436
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,652
Yeah, he is.
437
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,612
He's also a great partner
outside of business.
438
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,791
We're together.
439
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,403
David is my boyfriend.
440
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,709
And I've never been happier
in my life.
441
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:10,671
And so I just, I hope you guys
can accept that.
442
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:16,242
Ohh! You are the only
thing in the world
443
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,592
that matters to us.
444
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:21,725
And if David makes you happy,
then that's all we care about.
445
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,294
Dad?
446
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,820
I like him.
447
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,953
I like him a lot.
448
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:34,521
Me too.
449
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,131
I don't understand
his clothes, but...
450
00:19:38,392 --> 00:19:40,438
Ah, you will in time.
451
00:19:43,026 --> 00:19:44,941
Oh man,
452
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,621
I didn't know how I was gonna
tell you guys.
453
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:51,015
Well, we're just glad
you finally did.
454
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,802
Happy birthday, my sweet boy.
455
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:57,020
Thank you.
456
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:12,016
So I know that you're annoyed
that the surprise got blown,
457
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,474
but this party might go down
458
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,258
as one of the happiest nights
of my life.
459
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,194
Well, I guess that makes up
for the fact
460
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,132
that no one ate the crab cakes.
461
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:23,222
Well...
462
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,659
so how long have they known?
463
00:20:27,437 --> 00:20:29,097
- I'm sorry?
- My parents.
464
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,839
How long have they known?
About us?
465
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,121
Um, I don't know, I don't
know what you're talking about.
466
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,656
David, I know my parents.
467
00:20:36,681 --> 00:20:38,367
They're not good actors.
468
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,587
They knew about us, right?
469
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:43,459
Okay, my Dad might've told them,
470
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,722
but he, he thought they knew.
471
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:48,203
And the gift basket
that you gave them
472
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,987
that I'm hoping you paid for,
473
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,859
that had nothing to do with you
474
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,643
trying to smooth things
over with them?
475
00:20:55,484 --> 00:20:57,604
It was just a very messy day,
476
00:20:57,647 --> 00:21:00,259
And I was, I was trying to
detangle things, and...
477
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,566
and just make everything okay.
- Yeah.
478
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,830
Well, you made everything okay.
479
00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:11,835
Not to step on the moment,
480
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,708
but uh, I do have
to lock up in five.
481
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:16,449
- Oh.
- Right.
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