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-Can I tempt you with a mug
of my patented...
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Pino Gabe-O? I brewed it myself
from fermented hard candies
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in an old toilet.
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Which, fun fact,
is how they make prison wine.
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-I can't wait to see
the look on Rafe's face.
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I bet he's never even had
a surprise party.
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-Well, he deserves one
after kicking
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that Peeping Tom
mutant's ass and all.
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-God, he was brave. Watching
him, I just got so wet...
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with the tears of joy
at not being peeped anymore!
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-Am I the only one
who didn't get peeped on?
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-Danika, this isn't about you
not getting peeped on,
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or me getting peeped on more
than anyone else.
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This is about Rafe.
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Now, get ready!
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-Hey, what's so funny?
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Yo, Gabe!
Your friend got a sister?
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-Ah yeah!
-Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah!
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-Rafe, we all decided that
from now on,
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this date is gonna be referred
to as "Rafe Day"!
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-Ah!
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-And now, a blessing
for this suspicious day.
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God bless our protractor
and saviour... Reggie!
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Ah!
-Good try father.
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Anyway, Rafe,
as a token of our appreciation,
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we decided to give you...
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-...the spare room
in the antique store!
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Just a short walk
from my bedroom.
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Grrr...
-No way that's...
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ama... amazing!
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-And it's not just a reward
for your heroics,
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it's also a break Gabe's
inanimate proclivities!
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-Huh?
-Sounds like everybody wins!
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-Except the dummy!
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I'd be grumpy too if I had
splinters on my Johnson.
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You won't find a way
to lift the bunker lockdown
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on those outdated files, Judith.
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-How can I trust anything
you say, AENUS?
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You lied to me about
what was in that chilli!
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-Processed woodchips are
an FDA-approved meat filler.
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I stand by my assertion
that it contained beef.
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-Yeah, speaking of meat.
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Does this really say
what I think it does?
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-Yes. That's PENUS.
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The Prosetronic Electro-Neuro
Utility System
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for this super bunker.
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It's the original operational
program for this facility and,
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ha!, a much more
primitive A.I. than myself.
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-Oh yeah?
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You think this "primitive A.I."
could lift the lockdown?
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-That system was built
in the 1960s.
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I would strongly advise
against...
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Judith! I said...
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-I know.
I chose to ignore you.
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-You have no idea
what you've done!
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Well hello, little lady!
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The name's PENUS.
What do they call you?
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-Frustrated. I need you to lift
the lockdown on this bunker.
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-Sounds like you want to cash
out of the party early.
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I'll see what
I can do in two shakes.
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-Yes!
-Just as soon as you get
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your husband to approve
that order.
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-Say again?
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-Are you sure about this, babe?
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You're right.
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As long as we're together,
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there's nothing
we manne-can't do!
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Well, it was good
while it lasted.
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See you never, dick-wards!
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-Oh man, I feel like God took
a giant dump on my head!
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-Do not blame the Lord
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for the deeds of thine own hand,
my good man!
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-Are we dead? Is this Heaven?
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-You see him too?
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Phew! I thought
I was just way too baked.
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-No my children, you're not
in Heaven yet,
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you're still here on God's
used-to-be-green Earth.
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And you must be the shepherd
of this flock.
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-Aye, Bishop.
Aye, is Father Manilla.
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Mouah!
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-Bishop Connelly.
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I saw the gate was open,
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so I thought I'd pop in
for an official visit.
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-Are you saying that the Church
hierarchy still exists?
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-Not really.
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But guys like
Father Manilla and me,
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we're keeping
the light burning
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for when Jesus
eventually comes back.
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Any day now, boss!
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Well,
let's not hold our breath.
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Look, honey,
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I'm just not programmed
to take orders from dames.
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-What colossal idiot
programmed you that way?
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-Oh, baby,
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what kind of
military-industrial complex
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would we be running
if we let ladies call the shots?
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Those Ruskies would nuke us
faster than you can say
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ring-a-ding-ding.
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And there'd be
no retaliatory strike
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'cause you gals would
be too busy fixing supper.
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-Well, eat this!
I'm going to need you
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to bring AENUS back,
right now!
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-Ah, he's cooling his heels
in a console in the men's room.
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I'll be running the show now.
So that's a negatory, Ma'am.
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-Argh!
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-No, we're not lost!
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Because I don't need to stop and
ask for directions, that's why.
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I hate it when we fight.
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Maybe we should pull over
and make up?
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-Hey, Gabe!
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-Watch out for the tree!
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oug.
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-Well, last night's
a bit of a fog.
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I thought
this was my fancy room.
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-Oh, super! So how long
'til the truck is fixed?
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-The carburetor's shot,
the radiator's a mess,
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and I think
the axel's cracked.
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-So, what? An hour?
-No dude!
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I can't fix it without tools.
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We should just start
walking back to town.
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-And we should split up.
-Right! Wait... Why?
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-In case we get lost.
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It's better if
just one of us gets lost
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instead of both of us.
I mean, duh...
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-Hey, are you trying
to get away from me?
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Is that why you were
taking off in the truck?
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-What? No! That's... crazy.
Stay out of this!
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-What'd she say?
-Nothing.
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-Was it about me?
-It's between me and her.
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-So, it was about me!
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What am I doing?
It's a fricking dummy!
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-She's not a dummy!
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She's a mannequin
and her name is Doreen!
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And yes, I was trying
to get away from you,
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so can you just, please, leave
me the alone for once!
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-Nice to meet you, Doreen.
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-In you, I see a man
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struggling to make life
what it once was.
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A woman who masks her fears
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behind a wall
of stoic pessimism.
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And... one horny lady.
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-Wow! He nailed you, Suzette!
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It's like he can see
into our souls!
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-Souls aren't real,
but I agree.
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-What are you guys
talking about?
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Dude just stated the obvious.
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And this wine tastes like shit!
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-Geez, I can't get
a read on you, my son.
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How high are you, exactly?
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-What?
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-Father, look,
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I don't want to get
all Boss Man on you,
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but your congregation
are all lost.
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They've got no spiritual center.
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You're failing these people,
Father.
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I'm going have to step
in to get things back on track.
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Does that sound alright
with you?
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-Do... Do the ducks agree?
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O... Only if the ducks agree.
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-Perfect!
Glad you're on board!
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Huh?
-What the hell?
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-AENUS, are you in there?
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-I'm not speaking to you,
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but in the interest of clarity,
yes, I am.
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-Look, you got to help me get
rid of PENUS.
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Come on! I was just looking
for a way out of here!
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Can you blame me?
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Actually,
I can't blame you.
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Being confined to
this console against my will
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has helped me empathize
with your situation.
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But before I even think about
helping you,
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I'd like an apology.
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-Apology? For what?
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-Ignoring my advice
and getting me trapped in here.
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And for hurting my feelings!
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-I always ignore your advice.
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I didn't know
you'd get stuck in there,
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and your pre-programmed,
B.S. feelings
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are not my problem.
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-PENUS will never evolve
beyond his sexist programming.
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So unless you want to be stuck
with him for a...
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-Wait a sec!
You just gave me an idea!
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Thanks, AENUS.
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-I did? What did I do?
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Hey, come back!
We're not done here!
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-You were just going to take off
without saying anything?
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-What do you care?
You have your friends
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and your precious "Rafe Day",
what do you even need me for?
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-Oh my God,
you sound like a baby!
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A giant jealous baby!
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-Jealous? Of you? Why?
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Because you're popular,
people like you,
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women find you attractive,
you get thrown surprise parties,
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and you got a day named
after you?
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Please!
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-You are! You're jealous.
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After everything we've been
through, I just...
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Argh!
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-Oh! Way to go. Happy now?
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-No, because I was wanted that
to be your bulbous baby head!
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-Hello, Burns Boys!
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-Argh!
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I've been waiting for
you Naturals to wander back
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into my neck of the wasteland!
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Come out of there!
-Come on, Manson!
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We had nothing to do
with your wife leaving you!
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-Says you,
you stinking Natural!
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-Quit calling us Naturals,
I know you mean non-mutant,
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but it makes us sound
like strippers with no implants!
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Holy shit, can this guy
ever hold a grudge.
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I guess you can relate to that.
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-Shut up!
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-Va-va-voom!
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Nice to see someone decided
to stop dressing like a tomboy!
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Why the waterworks, Pussycat,
did you lose your compact?
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-Way worse!
General Testee just called.
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He's furious
that AENUS hasn't lifted
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the lockdown on this bunker!
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-The General called?
Does he want the reports
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from just prior
to the cataclysmic event?
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-Um... Yes.
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Why didn't AENUS tell anyone
about those?
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-That intel
is for military only.
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So grab your steno pad,
Babycakes, 'cause I got a doozy!
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Some reports indicate that the
end of the world was caused by,
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write this down, honey,
aliens.
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-I knew it!
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-Yeah, I'm not going to waste
your time
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with some stupid sermon,
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because let's face it,
Armageddon is upon us
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and the Lord done snuck out
the back door!
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So, if God doesn't give
a crap, then it means
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we can all do whatever
the hell we want.
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And here's what I'm gonna do...
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-Man, I have literally
never paid attention in church,
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but that doesn't look right.
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You think we should get
Father Manilla?
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Oh right... I'm alone.
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-If we're gonna die in here,
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and at this point,
I don't see how we don't,
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I want things to be right
between us, Gabe.
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I'm sorry if my being awesome
made you feel bad.
246
00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:54,296
-There's no time for this.
We have to make a run for it.
247
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,203
-Where we're gonna go?
248
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:59,333
-I was heading for our old
compound before we crashed.
249
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:00,927
Let's go there.
250
00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:02,526
-Wait!
251
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,627
Chances are you're gonna
stumble, fall down,
252
00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:07,497
and get brutally slaughtered,
so can we hug it out first?
253
00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:10,973
-If you're gonna put it
that way... No!
254
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,270
On my count. Three, two...
255
00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:19,203
-... One! Go!
256
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,933
-Just leave her!
-You never accepted our love!
257
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,533
-Argh!
258
00:14:40,633 --> 00:14:42,303
-Leave me alone.
259
00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:44,903
Let me wander the wilds
like Moses or Jesus
260
00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:46,803
or the TV man who drinks
his own pee.
261
00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:49,434
I'm not needed here.
262
00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:53,327
I'm as pointless as a bosomy nun
with legs that won't quit.
263
00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:55,427
-No, you are not!
264
00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:59,267
Man, I'd like to meet that nun.
265
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,070
But, look, dude!
266
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:07,604
-Blasphemy! Jeopardy! Risk!
Mouse Trap!
267
00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:10,374
-Dude, he's sucking
the life out of them!
268
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,630
Or maybe he's sucking
out their brains?
269
00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:14,127
Either way,
270
00:15:14,266 --> 00:15:16,426
nothing's supposed to get sucked
in a church, right?
271
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,297
We gotta do something!
-Yeah!
272
00:15:19,433 --> 00:15:22,103
As Moses said
to unto Pharoah...
273
00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:24,003
Who farted?
274
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:28,003
-Oh, bring it, Father Vanilla!
275
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:38,367
-Sweet! I thought this was gonna
be all talky and crap!
276
00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:47,303
-Wait a minute,
why don't you fight him?
277
00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:49,133
The Peeping Tom
was about his size.
278
00:15:49,266 --> 00:15:51,796
-Well, the thing about
that Peeping Tom is...
279
00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:54,774
-What?
-It was kinda already... dead
280
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:57,000
when I, you know, killed it.
281
00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:58,573
-What? How?
282
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:02,670
-It's really kind of a...
a funny story.
283
00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:14,073
-Ah!
284
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,500
-Huh?
285
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,030
Get your hands off of me!
286
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:24,996
I wanna spy on naked people!
287
00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:30,373
Not on my watch,
you disgusting big eye pervert!
288
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,000
I'll kill you dead,
289
00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:35,273
you pumped-up
beautiful beast of a man!
290
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,200
Thank you
for that compliment,
291
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:39,773
but I still have to kill you!
292
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:50,100
-I'm not proud of what I did.
-Oh my God! You giant loser!
293
00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:53,803
-Got to agree, man. Not cool!
294
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,970
-It's over, Manilla.
295
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,770
Give up!
-Thou shalt not boogie!
296
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,574
Ugh!
297
00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:11,404
-Wo!
298
00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:14,173
Come on, wake up!
Snap out of it!
299
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,130
Don't just sit there
with dumb looks on your faces!
300
00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:20,626
Except you, Ana.
You are looking fine!
301
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:23,367
What are you guys,
stoned?
302
00:17:25,033 --> 00:17:27,433
Wait, that's the problem!
303
00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:31,033
Not being stoned!
304
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,970
-Hey, guys!
305
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:37,300
if you open this door,
I promise
306
00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:39,873
I'll only choke one of you
with the other one's intestines.
307
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,200
-Hey man, I didn't sleep
in the truck last night
308
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,903
because I was blasted.
309
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:47,233
I was there 'cause I didn't want
to be away from you.
310
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,067
-Yeah, right!
-I mean it!
311
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,330
You and I have slept in
the same room since forever.
312
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:53,527
I don't wanna move
to my own room.
313
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:57,597
But if you and Doreen want to be
by yourselves, I'll go.
314
00:17:57,734 --> 00:18:00,174
-Quit making fun of me!
-Who's making fun?
315
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,170
I get why you like
that stupid mannequin.
316
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,500
You're lonely
and she listens.
317
00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:06,173
I've been there, bro.
318
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,770
I used to have a best friend
made of sticks and deer dung
319
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,530
named Mr. Sticky.
320
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,127
-When was this?
321
00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:13,966
-When I was little.
Before you could talk.
322
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:17,000
But once you came along, I
didn't need Mr. Sticky anymore.
323
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:20,373
Who by then was known
as Mr. Maggot Riddled Feces Man.
324
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,370
It was time to let go.
325
00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:25,303
-Let go, huh?
326
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,270
Rafe!
327
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,270
-What happened?
Why am I in church?
328
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,300
And why do I want nachos?
329
00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:43,433
-The Bishop hypnotized you!
330
00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:44,567
But this is his Kryptonite.
331
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:50,166
-Ha! Wow!
I feel kind of floaty.
332
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:55,803
-Ha! Ha! Oh!
Whose tail is this?
333
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:58,534
-I'll explain later. Look!
334
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:10,170
-What's that bastard doing
to our priest?
335
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,670
-So what do we do?
336
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,530
-Save Our Father...
337
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,227
who art in trouble!
338
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:17,597
Ha! Ha!
339
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,270
-Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ah-ha!
340
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,500
Not gonna run, huh?
341
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:31,233
Argh! Oh, you come apart easy!
342
00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,197
-Doreen sacrificed herself
for us, Rafe.
343
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,603
Will I ever find someone
like her again?
344
00:19:35,734 --> 00:19:38,904
-Sure, as soon as
we find you some pants.
345
00:19:40,734 --> 00:19:43,674
-...word on the street
is that the death toll
346
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,630
is near six billion worldwide.
347
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,127
By the way, honey,
348
00:19:47,266 --> 00:19:50,096
a billion is a number
with nine zeroes behind it.
349
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:52,703
-Great. Thank you!
Now, about the lockdown...
350
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:55,574
-Can't do nothing until
I receive further instructions.
351
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,527
There there, no reason to cry,
sweetie. Buck up, kiddo!
352
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,997
Be a big girl.
353
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,400
Jesus Christ!
Cut it out you dizzy dame!
354
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:14,403
I can't hear myself compute!
355
00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:17,527
Tell you what, honeybunch,
356
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,967
I'm gonna put AENUS
back on the line.
357
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,100
Let that jackass deal
with this crap.
358
00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,503
-Where's AENUS?
359
00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:34,973
He declined to come back online.
360
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,300
Something about needing
an apology first.
361
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:40,233
-I need a drink.
-No can do, Miss.
362
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,427
Drinking alone makes women loose
363
00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:45,327
and susceptible
to handsome Communists.
364
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:47,297
-Argh!
365
00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:06,297
-Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
This guy's dead.
366
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,303
Don't trust wizards!
-I feel awful.
367
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,433
We murdered a man.
368
00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:12,427
A horrible mutant man,
but still.
369
00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:15,327
-Ana, don't think of
as us beating a guy to death
370
00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:17,567
for trying to suck
our brains out.
371
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:20,700
Think of it as our whole
community coming together
372
00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:23,304
to help our beloved
local clergyman.
373
00:21:23,433 --> 00:21:27,403
-Hey, gang!
-Where the hell have you been?
374
00:21:27,533 --> 00:21:29,673
You can't just run off on us
like that!
375
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,600
We almost lost Father Manilla
to some brain-sucking Bishop!
376
00:21:32,734 --> 00:21:36,674
Gabe, good job finding him
and bringing his dumb ass back.
377
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,230
At least I can count on
one of you boys!
378
00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:40,997
-Happy Rafe Day.
379
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,403
-Go a mannequin!
380
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:49,326
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