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Previously onWhy Women Kill...
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She deserved a beautiful death.
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You put her to sleep?
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Like she was a dog?
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She was on the verge
of so much suffering.
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-They all were.
-They all were?
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The Elysian Park Garden Club
can't be associated
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with a public scandal.
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That would be awkward.
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Go ahead.
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You don't want to keep
your rich girlfriend waiting.
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Scooter, I've been thinking.
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How'd you like
to come live with me?
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Well, what about Carlo?
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The doctors say it's like
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he's trapped in his own body.
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Catherine.
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I brought you a present.
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Your husband. Come on, Papa.
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Home sweet home.
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-Did Scooter's rich lady friend
hire you?
-Yeah.
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I thought you were going
to turn me into the police.
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You have murdered
dozens of people.
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There will be no more death!
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There's going to be
so many questions.
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Good morning, Mrs. Yost.
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Mrs. Carol Yost
had lived next door
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to Alma Fillcot for 20 years.
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And Alma had done
everything she could
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to befriend her neighbor.
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She had invited Mrs. Yost
to birthday parties,
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to backyard barbecues
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and to Christmas sing-a-longs.
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But Mrs. Yost always declined
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to attend
any of Alma's gatherings.
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Until the night the Fillcots
threw a funeral.
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Mrs. Yost was forced to attend
this time, because, well...
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...she was the guest of honor.
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Shouldn't the hole be deeper?
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I can't go any deeper.
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There are pipes everywhere.
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I... I don't...
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Hey, grab her arms.
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I'll get her legs.
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-Ready?
-Yes. Oh.
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-Oh. Oh.
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Okay.
Should we say a few words first?
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No.
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What if one of our
neighbors decides
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to take a midnight stroll?
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Can we at least
bury her with some flowers?
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Oh, of course.
Yes, that would be lovely.
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Yes. Okay.
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Yes. Flowers...
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-No, no, no.
-Mm?
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Not daisies.
Mrs. Yost hated those.
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How do you know that?
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Oh. We talked once,
over the fence.
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-About daisies?
-Well...
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flowers in general.
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She used to grow orchids
with her husband.
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-I didn't know that.
-Yes.
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She was full of all sorts of
fascinating botanical opinions.
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Oh. Did she ever say anything
about my garden?
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Hmm?
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All these years,
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I've always wondered
what Mrs. Yost thought of it.
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I think I can see someone coming
in the distance.
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Let's discuss this later.
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Bertram.
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What did she say?
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Mrs. Yost thought
your garden was common.
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Common?
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She felt that poppies
and daisies were...
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unambitious flowers.
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Designed for gardeners
with a more...
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-pedestrian taste.
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She really said that?
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Yes. I'm so sorry.
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No. It's good.
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It's good that I finally know.
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I am now prepared
to bury Mrs. Yost.
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Okay.
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As she watched
Mrs. Yost's burial,
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Alma's hurt feelings
were soothed
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by the most ironic of thoughts.
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The woman who'd spent 20 years
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looking down on her flowers...
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would now spend eternity
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looking up at them.
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The next morning, Alma Fillcot
awoke with a horrible thought.
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She was now a woman
with a secret.
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This idea was so disturbing,
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she failed to notice the colors
of her world had changed
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ever so slightly.
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And everything
was more vibrant than before.
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Ah. Morning, my darling.
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I'm cooking bacon and eggs.
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You hungry?
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Not terribly.
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Perhaps you'd prefer,
a-a muffin?
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You've got corn or blueberry.
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Do you really think that
this is a day for muffins?
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I'm pretending nothing happened.
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That's what you wanted, right?
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For us to go about how we were.
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-Don't touch me!
-Ah.
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Don't think that just because
I helped you bury a body
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I've forgotten the dozens
of people that you have killed.
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To forget
something like that, I...
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It might take a while.
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Most certainly.
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But in the meantime,
we need to come up with a plan.
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-For what?
-Well...
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Mrs. Yost's friends
will soon notice she's missing.
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They'll ask questions,
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and we need
to have some answers.
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I've been thinking about that.
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I'm not so sure
she had any friends.
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I work out in my garden
for several hours, every day.
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I saw her go out.
I saw her come home.
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What I never saw was someone
stopping by for a visit.
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Hmm. Perhaps that's why she was
always in a bad mood.
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-She was just lonely.
-Not too lonely.
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You know, in 20 years,
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she never once
asked me over for coffee?
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-Hmm.
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Hello?
-Ooh.
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Am I interrupting?
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-Not at all.
-No. No.
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How are you two doing?
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-Oh, we're fine.
-Yes.
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Everything's fine...
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Yes, your mother and I
reconciled last night.
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-Quite beautifully.
-Hmm.
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Ah!
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Just like that?
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Given what Daddy did?
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Deirdra, you know...
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this is our marriage,
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and we'll see to our problems
as we see fit.
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We don't owe anyone
an explanation.
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Not even our beloved daughter.
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Okay.
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I'm going to take a quick shower
and then go to work.
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All right.
Ah. Mm.
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Did something happen
to Mrs. Yost?
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Hmm?
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Why do you ask?
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I just passed by her house
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and Rocco's in there
barking like crazy.
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The dog.
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So, on to today's main business.
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We have an opening
for a new member.
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-Any suggestions?
-Oh...
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I nominate Alma Fillcot.
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Yes, I know. She's just
a veterinarian's wife.
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But she is very, very nice.
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Fine. Alma Fillcot.
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Who else?
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I nominate Ada Coy.
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I'm dying to see
the inside of her house.
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We don't want Ada.
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-I heard she's having
the tackiest affair.
-With who?
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-She's sleeping
with her dermatologist.
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Well, I guess that's one way
to cure an itch.
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Rita...
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One quick question.
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Oh, ladies, this
is Carlo's daughter, Catherine.
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She's helping me look after him.
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Uh, we were
just wrapping up here,
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so if you can wait
till we're done...
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Actually, this is a question
for your club.
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You see,
I was doing my Papa's taxes,
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trying to figure out
what's deductible,
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and I found this file marked
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"Garden Club Expenses." Hmm.
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Rita, for the past eight months
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you've written checks
to the East LA Realty Group.
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They say they manage several
apartment buildings
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in Chinatown.
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Does your club have offices
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in a Chinatown apartment?
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Not that we're aware of.
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I have no idea
where those checks came from.
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But, surely, you must know
who lives in the apartment
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you're renting.
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-Her dermatologist, perhaps?
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Rita,
if you'd like us to leave...
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No, stay.
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Yes, I've been renting
that apartment.
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In secret, because...
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-Carlo drinks.
-What?
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I needed a place to go where I'd
be safe from his violent rages.
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Are you saying he strikes you?
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How dare you? My father
would never hit anyone.
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Oh, poor Catherine. I should
have told you years ago,
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but I was trying to protect you.
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Oh, she's lying.
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-You're lying.
-You poor thing.
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I know this is painful to hear.
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Ladies, for Catherine's sake,
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let's not dwell
on her father's crimes.
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Let's just make his last days
as peaceful as possible.
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Oh, Rita.
You should have told us
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what you've been going through.
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-I...
-Yes, just know
we're here for you now.
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Oh, bless you.
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Bless you all.
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Have a good day.
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If that dog doesn't shut up,
he's going to have
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the whole neighborhood
pounding on her door.
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He's probably just hungry.
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I should go feed him.
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Not that way, we'll be seen.
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-We'll go around the back.
-Ah.
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-Shh.
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Huh.
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Well, he... can't be hungry.
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There's still food in his bowl.
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-Rocco...
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Hello. Hello.
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Oh. Hello. That's a good boy.
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You weren't hungry, were you?
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You were lonely. Hmm?
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Bertram.
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Look at this room.
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What about it?
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Oh...
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the antiques.
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The art.
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Mrs. Yost
had positively exquisite tastes.
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Hmm. Well,
don't be too impressed.
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Remember, this was a woman
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who always acted
like she was too good for you.
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Yes. Well, now I know why.
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She was.
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Mm.
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What is that scent?
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Her perfume.
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Still lingering.
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-I said don't touch me.
-You touched first.
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-Should I answer it?
-And say what?
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"Mrs. Yost can't come
to the phone.
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She's buried
beneath my begonias"?
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We need to get out of here.
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Fine. We'll have to take
Rocco with us.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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I'm certainly not leaving him
here all alone.
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If we bring him home,
Dee is going to ask questions.
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Then we'll tell her
that Mrs. Yost took a trip,
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and she asked us
to look after him.
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You know...
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we could tell all the neighbors
that Mrs. Yost went away.
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Better still...
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we could arrange for some
of them to see her leave.
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You don't mean...
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Well, you're about her size,
aren't you?
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Oh. Bertie, you're brilliant.
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-Yes.
-No.
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We'll need to pick
a destination.
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Some place
she could plausibly drive to.
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Someone she might visit.
264
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,195
Hang on. But...
265
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,545
what happens
when she doesn't arrive?
266
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,765
Well, that's the beauty part.
267
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,506
They'll start to look for her,
268
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:07,509
miles and miles away
from our front yard.
269
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,206
Oh, my.
270
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,165
Didn't I marry a clever girl?
271
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,349
Uh...
272
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,394
I guess I'll just have two eggs,
over hard.
273
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,005
You'll have to order
more than that,
274
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,833
since I'm buying you breakfast.
275
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:29,226
What? Now why would you do that?
276
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,881
After what you did
for me last night, I owe you.
277
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:33,622
You think so?
278
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:34,623
I do.
279
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,451
By the way,
280
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,932
Scooter called this morning
to apologize.
281
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:43,588
Okay. And, uh...
282
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,329
What did he have to say
for himself?
283
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,331
Said he couldn't sleep
a wink last night
284
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:48,724
'cause he felt so guilty.
285
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,160
So he got me roses,
286
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,640
a dozen of them.
287
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,294
A dozen, huh?
288
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,295
Hey.
289
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:55,731
What's with the face?
290
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,341
I was just thinking.
291
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,387
You know, if I wanted to say
I'm sorry to a girl,
292
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,910
I wouldn't just send roses.
293
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,565
I would take her out to dinner.
You know?
294
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,523
Somewhere fancy.
295
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:06,873
We can't go out in public.
296
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,396
His rich lady friend
would find out.
297
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,529
But does she have spies
in Burbank?
298
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,314
Or Long Beach?
299
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:14,837
I mean, there's lots of
out-of-the-way places
300
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,839
he could take you.
301
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,798
She pays his bills.
302
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,278
-He's got to be extra careful.
-Maybe.
303
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,324
You know, but when I'm nuts
about a gal,
304
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,369
oh, I want to show her off.
305
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,676
Let everybody see
how lucky I am.
306
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,550
Guess he thinks different.
307
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,682
What are you saying?
308
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:36,903
Scooter's embarrassed
to be seen with me?
309
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,818
I didn't say that.
310
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,082
Scooter likes me.
311
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,300
A lot.
312
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,215
If you say so.
313
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:51,482
I'll have the eggs
and bacon and some waffles...
314
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,528
since you're paying.
315
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,667
Have I reached
the Golden Iron Hotel?
316
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:06,715
Yes, uh,
my name is Mrs. Carol Yost.
317
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,979
I'm taking a trip up north
to visit my sister.
318
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:12,329
I was hoping to stay
at your lovely hotel.
319
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:15,680
I'd arrive tonight,
and I'd stay till Sunday.
320
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,421
Sure, I'll hold.
321
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,599
Oh. Um, you should find
a suitcase and start packing.
322
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,775
-A suitcase?
-If Mrs. Yost went
323
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,603
on a trip,
she would pack a suitcase.
324
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,170
It would be in her car
when they find it.
325
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:28,998
Ah. I didn't think of that.
326
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,914
You've gotten away
with how many murders?
327
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,003
Honestly, I don't know
how you managed without me.
328
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,266
Yes, I'm here.
329
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,007
Oh, wonderful.
330
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:41,271
Well, I'm leaving now,
so I should be there by dinner.
331
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,273
All right. Bye-bye.
332
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,625
-And we're packing...
-Yes. Yes. Yes.
333
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,678
Hello.
334
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,288
Hi, Scoot. It's me.
335
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,160
Oh. Hey, doll.
336
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,510
Still loving
those roses I sent you?
337
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,207
Of course. They're beautiful.
338
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,209
Yeah, I just wanted to make sure
we're good, you and me.
339
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,777
Yeah, about that...
340
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:12,172
I was thinking, if you really
wanted to apologize to me,
341
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,000
you could take me out to dinner.
342
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,481
Like to a restaurant?
343
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,658
I found this place right off
the highway in Chatsworth.
344
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,095
Middle of nowhere.
345
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,575
But it's romantic,
346
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:25,750
with good food.
347
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,405
No one will see us. I promise.
348
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,712
Golly. Uh, I don't know.
349
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,192
Why would that be a problem?
350
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,411
Unless...
351
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,500
you just don't want to be seen
with me in public.
352
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:40,200
Oh. Don't say that, baby.
353
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,766
You're my girl.
354
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,464
I mean...
355
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,075
I'd love to take you out.
356
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,382
Oh. That's terrific.
357
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,819
Oh, and I've got
the most perfect dress.
358
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,516
I'm really going to doll it up
for you.
359
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,998
So, when do you want to do this?
360
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,000
Well, how about tonight?
361
00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,480
Oh, shoot.
362
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,048
I can't tonight.
363
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,832
Yeah, I've got an audition.
364
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,660
At night?
365
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,662
Yeah, uh...
366
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,273
the producer's shooting a movie
on location.
367
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:13,537
And he can't meet
until after they wrap.
368
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,278
I don't know when
that going to be, so...
369
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,106
I'm on call all night.
370
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,586
Sorry.
371
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,109
But...
372
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,503
Maybe some other time,
like next week?
373
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,245
Sure.
374
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,508
Some other time, then.
375
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,118
You just let me know.
376
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,859
You're the best, babe.
377
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,432
Such glorious clothes she had.
378
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,477
It's a shame
they'll all be washed down river
379
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,262
with the tin cans and trout.
380
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,959
-Alma.
-Hmm?
381
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,917
Is that Mrs. Yost's suit?
382
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:48,833
Yes. Isn't it stunning?
383
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,096
You don't have to wear her suit.
384
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,575
You-you can just wear her coat.
385
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,577
It's called
getting into character, Bertram.
386
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,405
Besides...
387
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,712
It's my chance to wear couture.
388
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,409
I don't know what
all the hullabaloo is about.
389
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,194
I prefer your tweed suit.
390
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,544
Ugh. Then you're certifiable.
391
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,460
Ah...
392
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,375
Mrs. Wong is watering
her garden.
393
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:09,985
Oh. Excellent.
394
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:14,076
-Well, get out there, before
she goes back into her house.
-Right.
395
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,513
I'll put this in Mrs. Yost's car
for you.
396
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,559
-All right.
397
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:25,174
I don't know who you are...
398
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,048
but you're certainly not
a frump.
399
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,672
Come on.
400
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,370
Squeeze the ball, Papa.
401
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,154
I know it's hard,
402
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,982
but it's the only way
you can get your strength back.
403
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,159
Catherine?
404
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,641
Can I see you downstairs
for a moment?
405
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,128
What do you want?
406
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:53,393
I think it's time
to call a truce.
407
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,090
I want us to be friends.
408
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,006
The floozy that married
my father for money
409
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,400
wants to be my pal?
410
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,402
You don't think
I cared about him?
411
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:05,144
He rescued me from the gutter.
412
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,842
Well, I'm sure
you were grateful,
413
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,496
but it's not the same thing
as love.
414
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:12,542
Oh, I was grateful.
415
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,675
I reinvented myself.
416
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,546
Lost my accent.
417
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,026
Learned how to dress.
418
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:23,336
But no matter what I did,
419
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:27,644
Carlo still treated me
like I was the same stupid...
420
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:31,126
cocktail waitress
he met in El Paso.
421
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,955
I tried to love him.
422
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:36,044
But I couldn't.
423
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,785
Because he's...
424
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,135
Well, you know...
425
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,745
awful.
426
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,663
I don't feel sorry for you.
427
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:49,231
Well, I feel sorry for you.
428
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,973
I've heard how he talks to you
on the phone.
429
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,280
It's nice to know
I'm not the only one
430
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,325
forced to endure his cruelty.
431
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,378
Did he ever tell you
I was engaged once?
432
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,293
No.
433
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,859
Hmm.
434
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,688
His name was Hank.
435
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,690
He was tall,
436
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,214
handsome,
437
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,390
sweet.
438
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:21,307
The night he proposed to me was
the happiest night of my life.
439
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:25,528
But then Father said
he was a fortune hunter.
440
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:30,359
Why else
would a man like that choose me?
441
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:33,275
So I sent Hank away.
442
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,148
Catherine, I had no idea.
443
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:40,195
The next week,
he put a codicil in his will,
444
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,545
saying that if I would
embarrass him any further
445
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,504
with any man
he didn't approve of,
446
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,549
he would disinherit me.
447
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,377
-Instantly.
448
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,770
See?
449
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,251
He tried to destroy us both.
450
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,297
This should make us allies.
451
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,430
You're missing the point
of my story.
452
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:01,651
I wasn't confessing
I hate my father.
453
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:04,828
I was explaining why I hate you.
454
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:06,047
What?
455
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,005
He married his fortune hunter.
456
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,964
How do you think I felt?
457
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:14,098
How do you think I'll feel if he
dies and you take all his money
458
00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:17,319
to marry that young man you have
stashed away in that apartment?
459
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,712
Is that fair, Rita?
460
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,975
He gets his gold digger.
461
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,629
His gold digger gets her gigolo.
462
00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:24,413
And what do I get?
463
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:27,286
A big lonely house
back in Texas
464
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:30,071
and bingo nights
with my church group.
465
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:33,596
Are you finished?
466
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,250
Not quite.
467
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:40,647
I also think you're responsible
for his fall down the stairs.
468
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:44,738
And once I can prove that,
469
00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:47,044
I will destroy you.
470
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:52,311
I'm sorry about Hank.
471
00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:56,097
And I'm sorry about your life.
472
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:58,360
That being said...
473
00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:01,624
you are one fuck
of a bad houseguest.
474
00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:12,983
Dee.
475
00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:14,376
So this is where you work?
476
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,291
Yeah.
477
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,947
This is a nice surprise.
478
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:22,341
-You're not busy, are you?
-Huh-uh.
479
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,604
Is this a social call?
480
00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:26,127
Actually...
481
00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:28,042
I want to hire you.
482
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:31,306
Okay. To do what?
483
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,481
To tail Scooter.
484
00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:34,744
I have a feeling
he's lying to me.
485
00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:36,920
And you want me
to prove you right?
486
00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:38,705
I want you to prove me wrong.
487
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:41,360
But...
488
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,057
either way, I need to know.
489
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,146
Sure. I'll trail him for you.
490
00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:47,148
Also...
491
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:49,803
I need to be with you
when you follow him.
492
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,892
No dice.
493
00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:52,980
I work alone.
494
00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:54,895
Not this time.
495
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:57,637
And if you have
a problem with that,
496
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,379
I'll pay you double what
you were going to charge me.
497
00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,772
I wasn't going to charge
you anything.
498
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:04,426
In that case...
499
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:05,601
triple it.
500
00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:38,025
-Rocco, go on.
501
00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:40,201
-Good boy.
-Why are we stopping?
502
00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:41,855
Well,
Rocco needed a potty break,
503
00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:43,465
and I'm getting rather peckish.
504
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:45,032
I thought we could stop
and have some lunch.
505
00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:46,425
We don't have time.
506
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:48,078
We have such a long way to go.
507
00:23:48,122 --> 00:23:50,341
It just feels odd taking
a road trip in separate cars.
508
00:23:50,385 --> 00:23:51,821
Especially on this road.
509
00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:53,693
Why is that?
510
00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:55,172
Alma Fillcot.
511
00:23:55,216 --> 00:23:57,000
It's the same route
we took on our honeymoon.
512
00:23:57,044 --> 00:23:58,524
Do you not remember?
513
00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,134
Come on.
514
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:02,266
Let's have lunch together,
for old time's sake.
515
00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:03,920
This isn't our second honeymoon,
516
00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:05,618
it's our first crime spree.
517
00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:07,446
And what did I say
about touching me?
518
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:08,838
Sorry.
519
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:10,231
You speak
about "old times" as if
520
00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:11,275
we can just
turn back the clock,
521
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:12,929
but I can't.
522
00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:15,802
You see about the dog.
523
00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:17,586
I'll get us some sandwiches.
524
00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:19,196
Then we must be on our way.
525
00:24:25,072 --> 00:24:26,552
Excuse me.
526
00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:28,467
I'm in a hurry.
Can I get some sandwiches to go?
527
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:29,772
Oh, sure. It's right over there.
528
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:31,295
-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
529
00:24:41,871 --> 00:24:43,525
Alma?
530
00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:46,659
Alma Wilkins, is that you?
531
00:25:03,414 --> 00:25:05,155
Whoa.
532
00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:06,766
That was close.
533
00:25:06,809 --> 00:25:08,332
Hope I didn't frighten you.
534
00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,291
Oh, no. Not at all. It's just...
535
00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:12,119
My word.
536
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,252
Tom Madison.
537
00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:17,559
-You're just as handsome
as ever.
-Please.
538
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:19,126
But look at you.
539
00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:20,519
That suit.
540
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,216
Oh. Yes. My suit.
541
00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:24,784
Do you like it?
542
00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:26,002
I'll say.
543
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,308
You look wonderful.
544
00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:31,965
In you go.
545
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:33,575
Good boy.
546
00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:40,887
It's true.
547
00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:43,454
You're still so funny.
548
00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:46,457
You always made me laugh.
549
00:25:48,503 --> 00:25:50,331
Oh, Bertie.
550
00:25:50,374 --> 00:25:51,985
Look who it is.
551
00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:54,204
It's Tom Madison,
from high school.
552
00:25:55,728 --> 00:25:57,556
We're going to have lunch
with him.
553
00:26:06,869 --> 00:26:08,479
Can you imagine?
554
00:26:08,523 --> 00:26:11,221
Getting laid
once in your whole life?
555
00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:13,310
It's no wonder Catherine's
such a bitch.
556
00:26:13,354 --> 00:26:14,616
Don't be so amused.
557
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:16,009
That lady is dangerous.
558
00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:18,141
I know how to handle her.
559
00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:21,101
And get a little leverage
in the process.
560
00:26:22,493 --> 00:26:24,191
Catherine needs a man.
561
00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:26,976
A gorgeous hunk
her Papa wouldn't approve of.
562
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:29,413
You sure she's still interested?
563
00:26:29,457 --> 00:26:32,373
She's on the downhill side
of fifty and picking up speed.
564
00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:35,332
Women never stop
needing passion.
565
00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:37,465
And I am going to get her some.
566
00:26:37,508 --> 00:26:39,902
You're going to get her laid?
How?
567
00:26:39,946 --> 00:26:41,861
As it happens...
568
00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:43,689
I have a gigolo on retainer.
569
00:26:47,823 --> 00:26:50,609
Then I opened another place
in Santa Barbara.
570
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,219
You own six dry cleaning stores?
571
00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:53,481
That is amazing.
572
00:26:53,524 --> 00:26:55,439
Did you hear that, Bertie?
573
00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:56,876
Mm. Yes. Very impressive.
574
00:26:56,919 --> 00:26:58,225
Shouldn't we be
getting back on the road?
575
00:26:58,268 --> 00:26:59,443
You know, it's probably good
576
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:01,315
that you've been so busy
at work.
577
00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,230
-It will keep
your mind off the divorce.
-Honestly...
578
00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:04,971
I'm glad Lisa left me.
579
00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:07,190
I was working so hard
to save the marriage,
580
00:27:07,234 --> 00:27:09,149
I didn't notice the other
people in my life drifting away.
581
00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:11,891
Finally, I woke up and wondered
where all my friends had gone.
582
00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:13,414
How is that possible?
583
00:27:13,457 --> 00:27:14,981
You were the star quarterback.
584
00:27:15,024 --> 00:27:16,765
Remember how many friends
he had?
585
00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:20,900
No. But I remember all the
passes that were intercepted.
586
00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:24,512
That's where I know you from,
the football games.
587
00:27:24,555 --> 00:27:25,687
What?
588
00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,167
You were in the marching band.
589
00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:29,299
All this time,
I was trying to remember.
590
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:32,259
All this time?
591
00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:34,653
I kept asking myself,
"Was he in my math class?
592
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,002
Was he on student council?"
593
00:27:37,568 --> 00:27:39,614
This whole lunch,
you've had no idea who I am?
594
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,617
As if anyone could recognize
you behind that tuba.
595
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:43,749
It was a sousaphone.
596
00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:46,839
So, you folks ready for dessert?
597
00:27:46,882 --> 00:27:48,710
Just the bill, please.
598
00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:50,364
Can we stay a little longer,
please?
599
00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:53,019
-No. It's been nice
catching up, Tom.
-Oh.
600
00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:55,369
We must see you again.
601
00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:56,718
Are you ever in L.A.?
602
00:27:56,762 --> 00:27:58,198
I'm there for business
quite a bit.
603
00:27:58,241 --> 00:27:59,721
Well, then we must
have you over.
604
00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:00,940
I would love that.
605
00:28:00,983 --> 00:28:02,071
Oh.
606
00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:04,117
Uh. No, Bertram.
Let me get that.
607
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,379
I insist, Tom.
608
00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:06,946
It'll help you remember me.
609
00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:08,991
-Bye-bye.
610
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:12,908
-Bye.
-Bye.
611
00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:21,482
What the hell was that?
612
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:23,266
I could say the same thing
to you.
613
00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:24,703
You won't let me touch you,
614
00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:26,356
but it's open season
for the Prom King?
615
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,184
He's going through a divorce.
I was offering sympathy.
616
00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:29,272
You were flirting.
617
00:28:30,491 --> 00:28:31,797
You've clearly got
the same silly school-girl crush
618
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:32,798
you've always had.
619
00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:34,364
It wasn't silly.
620
00:28:34,408 --> 00:28:35,888
And it wasn't
just a crush, either.
621
00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:37,324
Meaning what?
622
00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:39,718
Tom and I went out once.
623
00:28:41,284 --> 00:28:43,547
I see that surprises you.
624
00:28:43,591 --> 00:28:45,549
Oh, well, I suppose the next
thing you're going to tell me
625
00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:46,768
is you let him kiss you.
626
00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:49,423
Oh, we did more than kiss.
627
00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:51,947
A lot more.
628
00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:54,776
Are you saying
you gave yourself to him?
629
00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:57,431
Don't ask questions
you don't want answers to.
630
00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:00,782
But you told me
I was your first.
631
00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:04,264
Yes. Well, you were
my first killer, if it helps.
632
00:29:04,307 --> 00:29:06,483
Oh, God.
633
00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:07,876
How could you of kept
this secret from me
634
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,704
for all these years?
635
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:12,228
Given what I've learned
about you in the past two days,
636
00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:14,840
I don't think you're
in a position to complain.
637
00:30:17,511 --> 00:30:18,817
Get down.
638
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:22,211
Maybe his audition
is in that building there.
639
00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:30,306
Did he go into that building?
640
00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:31,830
Nope.
641
00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:38,706
So that's her?
642
00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:40,882
His lady friend.
643
00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:42,362
Well, you got your answer.
644
00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:44,277
-Now, let's go.
-Wait.
645
00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:47,149
Not yet.
646
00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:50,979
You're breaking up with me?
647
00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:52,851
Not permanently,
648
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:55,679
but it's not safe to see each
other while Catherine's in town.
649
00:30:55,723 --> 00:30:58,030
She found the canceled checks
for your rent.
650
00:30:58,073 --> 00:31:00,380
If she gets any more proof,
I'm sunk.
651
00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:04,123
Well, isn't there some way
we can get rid of her?
652
00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,908
I did have one crazy idea,
but...
653
00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:09,737
Well, it's a bit sordid.
654
00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:11,173
I like sordid.
655
00:31:12,609 --> 00:31:15,351
Catherine is a lonely,
middle-aged woman,
656
00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:17,223
desperate for companionship.
657
00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:19,834
But she'd be disinherited
if she was caught
658
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,401
in a compromising position.
659
00:31:22,706 --> 00:31:23,969
You mean like sex?
660
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:26,841
Yes, like sex.
661
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:31,280
And if I had a photo of her
and some man in flagrante
662
00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:33,239
Flagrante. Now, where is that?
663
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,850
Let me finish.
664
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,679
I could use that photo
to blackmail her.
665
00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:41,638
Make her go back to Texas
and get out of our lives
666
00:31:41,682 --> 00:31:43,858
permanently.
667
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,381
You're a genius, Rita.
668
00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:48,602
So, the old girl's hot to trot?
669
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:50,778
Well, not just for anyone.
670
00:31:50,821 --> 00:31:54,173
But, well,
she could be seduced by...
671
00:31:54,216 --> 00:31:56,958
oh, let's say,
an incredibly handsome actor.
672
00:31:57,002 --> 00:31:58,960
Hang on.
673
00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:02,007
You're asking me to screw her?
674
00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:05,749
I'm asking you
to ride to my rescue.
675
00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:07,229
Oh, I don't mind riding
to your rescue,
676
00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:09,231
but does she have
to be the horse?
677
00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:12,626
Why didn't you tell me?
678
00:32:12,669 --> 00:32:14,236
Tell you what?
679
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,412
How beautiful she is.
680
00:32:16,456 --> 00:32:18,066
Does it matter?
681
00:32:19,241 --> 00:32:21,374
Of course it does.
682
00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:24,116
I thought I had a chance.
I thought he might...
683
00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:28,207
God, I am so stupid.
684
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,382
Dee? Hey!
685
00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:31,950
Hey, Dee!
686
00:32:34,082 --> 00:32:35,779
Whoa. Whoa.
687
00:32:35,823 --> 00:32:37,825
-Dee. Dee!
688
00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:39,435
Hey!
689
00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:42,873
Oh, this is bad.
690
00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:44,310
This is bad.
691
00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:46,790
But I thought you loved me.
692
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:48,227
I do, baby.
693
00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:50,011
That's why I can't
go through with this.
694
00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:51,926
You're the only woman
I could be with.
695
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,058
Hello, Scooter.
696
00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:54,668
Aw, geez.
697
00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:56,887
How's the audition going?
698
00:32:56,931 --> 00:32:58,541
Looks like you got the part.
699
00:32:58,585 --> 00:33:00,674
I-I'm sorry. Is this person
a friend of yours?
700
00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:02,458
I'm not his friend.
701
00:33:02,502 --> 00:33:03,764
I'm his lover.
702
00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:05,026
What?
703
00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,810
I have never met this woman.
704
00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:08,421
Dee, please go.
705
00:33:08,464 --> 00:33:11,554
He made me dress up
as a cleaning woman
706
00:33:11,598 --> 00:33:13,861
so you wouldn't know he was
seeing me behind your back.
707
00:33:13,904 --> 00:33:15,776
That was you in the photos?
708
00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:17,865
Photos? What photos?
709
00:33:17,908 --> 00:33:20,041
You cheated on me with that?
710
00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:23,001
Yeah. He screwed a fat girl.
711
00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:24,741
But unlike you,
712
00:33:24,785 --> 00:33:27,353
I didn't have to pay his rent
to get his motor going.
713
00:33:27,396 --> 00:33:29,616
-Ah!
-What are you trying
to do to me?
714
00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:30,791
Just go.
715
00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:32,619
I'm going.
716
00:33:32,662 --> 00:33:33,663
For good.
717
00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:35,056
He is all yours, lady.
718
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,666
You deserve each other.
719
00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:42,629
Okay, I fooled around.
720
00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:44,848
But you spied on me,
which is worse.
721
00:33:44,892 --> 00:33:48,287
I spied because I thought
you were cheating.
722
00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:49,636
Which you were.
723
00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:53,031
It's over.
724
00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:55,424
But you just told
me you loved me.
725
00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:58,079
-Ha! And you believed me?
-Yes.
726
00:33:58,123 --> 00:34:00,212
Well, it's nice to know
one of us can act.
727
00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:07,828
So what happened in there?
728
00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:10,744
-Just take me home.
729
00:34:10,787 --> 00:34:12,398
Please.
730
00:34:37,814 --> 00:34:39,425
Good boy, Rocco. Stay here.
731
00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:47,085
We'll wait to make sure
that there's no cars passing.
732
00:34:48,608 --> 00:34:50,392
When we're sure no one's coming,
733
00:34:50,436 --> 00:34:52,090
we'll push the car
into the lake.
734
00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:55,049
Oh, and I brought some gin.
735
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:58,531
The police will think that
she was driving intoxicated.
736
00:34:58,574 --> 00:35:00,924
When they can't find her body,
737
00:35:00,968 --> 00:35:03,797
they'll assume
that she swam free of the car
738
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,581
and got lost in the mountains.
739
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,105
So, that's where
they'll look for her.
740
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,889
Cunning idea, don't you think?
741
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,196
Were you in love with him?
742
00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:13,372
What?
743
00:35:13,415 --> 00:35:14,895
You heard me.
744
00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:16,375
Tom Madison.
745
00:35:16,418 --> 00:35:18,551
Were you in love with him?
746
00:35:18,594 --> 00:35:20,118
You're still thinking
about that?
747
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,510
Yes, of course I am.
748
00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:23,512
You kept your feelings
for him secret
749
00:35:23,556 --> 00:35:25,253
from me for 20 years.
750
00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:27,777
Well, you're a fine one
to talk about secrets!
751
00:35:27,821 --> 00:35:29,779
My secrets were my own.
752
00:35:29,823 --> 00:35:31,085
Nothing to do with you.
753
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,739
Well, I'm standing in the woods,
754
00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:34,958
about to push a dead woman's car
into a lake.
755
00:35:35,002 --> 00:35:38,179
So let's not pretend that
I haven't been inconvenienced.
756
00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:39,963
Now, pull yourself together.
757
00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:41,226
Get ready to push.
758
00:35:41,269 --> 00:35:43,053
Wonderful.
759
00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:46,883
First, you tell me that
you're unhappy in our marriage,
760
00:35:46,927 --> 00:35:49,277
and only a garden club
will make your life bearable.
761
00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:51,192
I wasn't unhappy
until recently.
762
00:35:51,236 --> 00:35:54,021
And now, I find out you're
in love with Tom Madison.
763
00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:55,805
-Oh, do shut up.
-You shut up.
764
00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:57,155
-What am I to you?
765
00:35:57,198 --> 00:35:58,765
-A pale runner-up?
766
00:35:58,808 --> 00:36:01,028
Some kind of chubby
consolation prize?
767
00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:03,073
I have loved you
since the moment I met you.
768
00:36:03,117 --> 00:36:05,032
Because I thought that you
were kind and gentle.
769
00:36:05,075 --> 00:36:06,773
And you would never hurt me.
770
00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:09,558
You were nothing like
the Tom Madisons of this world.
771
00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:11,212
Now, all these years later,
772
00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:13,780
I find out about
your insane hobby.
773
00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:16,130
And you've hurt me more
than anyone ever could.
774
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,479
I'm beginning to think
you're the worst choice
775
00:36:17,523 --> 00:36:18,872
that I ever made.
776
00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:21,135
Well, if that's the way
you feel...
777
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,789
-...why should we
even stay married?
778
00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:26,184
At the moment,
I truly don't know.
779
00:36:38,587 --> 00:36:40,459
Of course, this would
be the point in the evening
780
00:36:40,502 --> 00:36:42,200
when we finally
get in the same car.
781
00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:43,505
Yes.
782
00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:44,985
Well, you can drive.
I'm too upset.
783
00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:47,422
I have my own set of keys.
784
00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:50,773
Oh, my God.
785
00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:51,861
My purse.
786
00:36:51,905 --> 00:36:53,602
What about it?
787
00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:56,083
I left it in Mrs. Yost's car.
788
00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:59,391
-The police will find it.
-I know!
789
00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:07,181
Bertram. No, Bertram!
790
00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:11,316
Bertie, be careful.
791
00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:15,537
Bertie?
792
00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:20,847
Bertram?
793
00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:23,937
Bertram, where are you?
794
00:37:25,895 --> 00:37:27,462
Bertram!
795
00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:30,422
I got it.
796
00:37:30,465 --> 00:37:32,424
What are you doing? Swim back.
797
00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:34,556
I can't.
798
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,429
The cuff of my trouser,
it's caught.
799
00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:38,995
Bertram, hold on. I'm coming.
800
00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:40,519
Alma, wait there.
801
00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:42,564
-No, I'm coming.
-Alma...
802
00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:46,220
-Ooh.
-No, stay there,
you can barely swim.
803
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:47,482
I got it. I'm coming.
804
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:51,312
Whatever you do,
805
00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:52,531
don't let go of that purse.
806
00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:53,575
-Okay?
-Yeah.
807
00:37:58,058 --> 00:37:59,929
Alma?
808
00:37:59,973 --> 00:38:01,279
Alma.
809
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,803
Oh...
810
00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:05,587
Alma.
811
00:38:05,631 --> 00:38:07,197
-Oh, my God.
812
00:38:07,241 --> 00:38:09,287
-Did I do it?
-Yes.
813
00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:10,723
-Are you still caught?
-No, it's free.
814
00:38:10,766 --> 00:38:11,941
-Come on.
-Come on.
815
00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:16,816
I can't catch my breath.
816
00:38:16,859 --> 00:38:18,948
Hang on, I'm...
817
00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:21,647
-I've got you.
-Okay.
818
00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:23,039
-Take my arm.
-Okay.
819
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:24,127
-I've got you.
-Okay.
820
00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:27,130
-Here...
821
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,464
This your house?
822
00:38:56,508 --> 00:38:58,031
Yeah.
823
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,904
Well, how you doing?
824
00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:04,124
You okay?
825
00:39:05,255 --> 00:39:07,170
Funny enough...
826
00:39:07,214 --> 00:39:08,781
yeah.
827
00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:12,350
I've put up with so much.
828
00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:14,439
My whole life.
829
00:39:14,482 --> 00:39:16,615
Other girls got toast.
830
00:39:16,658 --> 00:39:18,530
I got crumbs.
831
00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:20,836
I wanted more,
832
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,751
but Mom made me think
833
00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:24,405
that girls who aren't pretty
834
00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:26,538
should be thankful
for whatever we can get.
835
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,932
And I believed her.
836
00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:32,021
Then tonight,
837
00:39:32,065 --> 00:39:34,372
I finally said "No.
838
00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:36,504
I deserve more."
839
00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:39,986
And I felt good.
840
00:39:40,029 --> 00:39:41,901
Man, what you did...
841
00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:44,556
It took guts.
842
00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:46,253
I'm proud of you.
843
00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:49,256
Thanks.
844
00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:55,305
Well... Let me, uh...
Let me get your door.
845
00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:56,524
Hey.
846
00:39:56,568 --> 00:39:58,134
I have an idea.
847
00:39:58,178 --> 00:40:00,267
What do you say
we go out for a drink?
848
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:02,312
Now? It's close to midnight.
849
00:40:02,356 --> 00:40:04,227
Who cares?
850
00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:06,099
I'm not tired.
851
00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:09,450
Uh...
852
00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:13,106
You know, I-I have, I have work
to do in the morning.
853
00:40:13,149 --> 00:40:15,935
It's, um... it's a new client.
854
00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:17,763
-So...
-Got it.
855
00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:20,896
Some other time, then.
856
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:22,811
Sure.
857
00:40:22,855 --> 00:40:24,204
Sure...
858
00:40:25,205 --> 00:40:26,467
Hey.
859
00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:28,034
Are you all right?
860
00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:29,557
Yeah.
861
00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:31,211
Yeah, I'm fine.
862
00:40:36,216 --> 00:40:37,696
Oh, it's okay.
863
00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:39,872
I can get my own door.
864
00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:42,048
Just trying to...
865
00:40:42,091 --> 00:40:44,050
show you respect.
866
00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:45,573
You do.
867
00:40:45,617 --> 00:40:48,315
Always.
868
00:40:48,358 --> 00:40:50,012
And I appreciate it.
869
00:41:24,786 --> 00:41:28,790
♪ We'll meet again♪
870
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:31,271
♪ Don't know where♪
871
00:41:31,314 --> 00:41:34,796
♪ Don't know when♪
872
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,757
♪ But I know
we'll meet again♪
873
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:43,718
♪ Some sunny day♪
874
00:41:45,590 --> 00:41:49,419
♪ Keep smiling through♪
875
00:41:49,463 --> 00:41:51,987
♪ Just like you♪
876
00:41:52,031 --> 00:41:55,121
♪ Always do♪
877
00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:58,472
♪ Till the blue skies drive♪
878
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:03,129
♪ The dark clouds far away♪
879
00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:06,611
♪ So will you please say hello♪
880
00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:11,006
♪ To the folks that I know
881
00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:15,881
♪ Tell them I won't be long...♪
882
00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:17,447
Hey.
883
00:42:17,491 --> 00:42:19,319
What in the world happened
to you two?
884
00:42:19,362 --> 00:42:22,365
-We got a flat tire
in a terrible rainstorm.
885
00:42:22,409 --> 00:42:25,020
Not exactly the romantic evening
we had planned.
886
00:42:25,064 --> 00:42:27,588
-Well, I don't know about that.
887
00:42:27,632 --> 00:42:29,590
What about you?
What did you do tonight?
888
00:42:29,634 --> 00:42:32,550
Not much.
Just listened to records.
889
00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:35,814
Is that Rocco?
890
00:42:35,857 --> 00:42:37,903
Uh, yes.
891
00:42:37,946 --> 00:42:41,515
Mrs. Yost has gone on a trip
to visit her sister, and, uh...
892
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,038
she's asked us
to take care of him.
893
00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:45,214
How long will she be gone for?
894
00:42:45,258 --> 00:42:46,825
Um...
895
00:42:46,868 --> 00:42:48,522
she'll be gone a while.
896
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,916
Rocco, come on!
897
00:42:50,959 --> 00:42:52,874
♪ Meet again♪
898
00:42:52,918 --> 00:42:55,485
♪ Don't know where♪
899
00:42:55,529 --> 00:42:58,750
♪ Don't know when♪
900
00:42:58,793 --> 00:43:03,015
♪ But I know we'll meet again♪
901
00:43:03,058 --> 00:43:07,149
♪ Some sunny...♪
902
00:43:07,193 --> 00:43:11,197
♪ Day...♪
903
00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:19,118
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