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Are you sure you want
packet number three?
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Can't stop.
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A Transformer-ish video
with loads of special effects
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is how we'll break through.
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This has got to look
as amazing as a Falco film.
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Right. You do know
that Falco is a twat, don't you?
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But his videos are amazing.
Anyway, look what I've done already.
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Booty call.
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Is that it?
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Is that it?!
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Three incredible seconds.
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How long did that take you to make?
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A mere 57 hours.
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Right, and how long is the song?
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Are you OK?
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Palpitations.
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Great, the pills are kicking in.
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Morning, Dru-M-Beat Mil-Dru
on the Walls.
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Or, indeed, plain old Dru-Dru.
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Maybe we can have a drink some time?
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What is it?
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It's from my dad.
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Weird.
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It's a cheque.
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How much for?
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Four pence for every day
it's been since I've last seen him.
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And when was that?
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7,306 days ago.
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Oh, my God. You're a millionaire!
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No, dude. It's a cheque
for 300 quid.
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Don't try and do the maths,
you'll only strain something.
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? Now that we rollin' in dough
Let's get a yacht with a bed
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? But we don't have enough
Let's buy a dinghy instead
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? We want to drink Cristal
But settle with soda
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? We couldn't buy a Porsche
Let's pimp out a Skoda, yeah
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? Medium pimpin'
Livin' the dream
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? Instead of caviar
Bitch got vanilla ice cream
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? Not a care in the world
Just got numerous pounds
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? We only travel first class
on the underground
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? Medium pimpin'
Car with wheels
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? Medium pimpin', pimpin', pimpin'
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? Train to Soho
Pick up some ho-hos
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? Can only get a chat
Not enough for a blow-blow
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? Ha!
Medium bitches hard to afford
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? I shop so much at Asda
I'm sponsored by George... ?
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Right, come on. Let's go, girls.
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Where are you going?
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You only had us till four.
You're not paying us enough.
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I could give you �5.
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I've got ten.
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Wanker!
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OK, which one of us is the wanker?
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Er... all of you.
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Don't be wankers.
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What we gonna do?
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? ..We wanted some dancers
But children were cheaper
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? Got so much fuckin' money
I could buy your sister!
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? Buy your mama! Buy your papa!
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? Dress 'em up as animals
and take a picture... ?
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? ..Medium pimpin'
Chandeliers
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? Standardly pimpin'
Unlimited beer
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? Mediocre pimpin'
New career
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? Medium pimpin', pimpin', pimpin'
Now-now-now now I am a rich man
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? Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-naiii
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? Medium pimpin'
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? Medium pimpin'
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? Medium gangster, medium height
Ba-na-na-na
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? Optician told me
I've got medium sight
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? Ba-na-na-na
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? Average pits
with an average smell
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? Ba-na-na-na
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? And downstairs
pretty average as well
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? Ba-na-na-na
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? Medium dance with a minimal beat
Ba-na-na-na
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? Minimum clothes on medium seats
Ba-na-na-na
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? Medium shoulders, minimal hands
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? Spread your legs, Lois Lane!
I'm Super-medium-man!
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? Medium pimpin'
Bronze shoes
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? Moderately pimpin'
Bronze cane
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? Averagely pimpin'
Bronze gloves
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? Medium pimpin'
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? Bronze brain, wow!
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? Now I am a rich man
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? Na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-naiii
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? Medium pimpin'
Bigger than small
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? Medium pimpin'
Smaller than big
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? Ba-na-na-na
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? Medium pimpin', baby
Ba-na-na-na
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? That's right, spending Gs
Ba-na-na-na
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? Gs?
Yeah, that means money
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? Ba-na-na-na. ?
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Oh.
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Time to celebrate,
I'll plug in the PlayStation.
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Stef's computer.
Well, he's not using it.
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Is it saved?
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Is it saved?
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Is what saved?
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This is really bad. He hasn't done
the Angry Robot for ages.
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Bruh-buh-buh-buh-buh
bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah!
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Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
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Mayonnaise! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Mayonnaise!
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Why is he saying mayonnaise
if he's a robot?
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It's just what the Angry Robot says.
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Mayonnaise.
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Oh, good. He's deactivated.
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Pkk! Pkk! Pkk! Mayonnaise!
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Oh. Oh.
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I've channelled the anger.
I no longer want to kill you.
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It's good news.
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I'm just fed up
of this DIY video shit.
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I thought if we made
something really expensive...
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But we can afford expensive now.
Dru's got 300 quid.
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That's massive.
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You can have it.
It's dirty money anyway.
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But dirty money
is your favourite kind.
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It's from his dad.
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OK. What about if we spunk it up
the wall on something amazing?
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Zoe, how much does a Falco video
cost?
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About 30 grand?
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Sorry, who or what is a Falco?
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Falco is a man.
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Aaah!
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Falco delivers content.
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Content!
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Our dreams. Content.
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Stef, you can't afford him.
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But you know him.
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Zoe, please do a favour.
Introduce us.
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Oh, yeah, sure. I'll just whore
my principles for your glory.
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Amazing.
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Apart from just putting that down?
All kinds of cheeses.
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Going somewhere "cool", I suppose?
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We're going to an exhibition
at an art studio,
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or his "art hole",
as Falco calls it.
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Oh, right, that sounds good.
Yeah. I love art, me.
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Yeah. Monet, Renoir,
Leonardo Da Vinci Code.
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Oh, Falco's very modern. It's
definitely not your kind of thing.
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I'm modern.
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Back in the '80s
I animated video game characters.
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Er... you might remember
one of 'em.
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Um... ooh, I don't know,
how about... Sheep Wizard?
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No?
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Half-sheep, half-wizard.
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Catchphrase "Abraa-cadabraa!"
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No, Sloman, you can't come with us.
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Oh, well, whatever.
Got a better offer anyway.
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I'm off to an underage disco
in Streatham, so...
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You're nearly 50.
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Ever heard of fake ID, man?
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Balls to art. I'm gonna be dancing.
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Krumping. All that.
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Yeah?
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Maybe we should have
that drink some time?
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Wow!
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Wow-tever. Falco?
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This is my boyfriend Stef.
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Boyfriend?
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I love it. So 1950s.
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Are you "going steady" together?
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Your videos are wicked.
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Especially the one
with the blue spaceship.
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Ah, Hollywood toys just pay
the bills.
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This is my real work.
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Friends!
My new piece.
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Baby!
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Baby.
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Baby.
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Baby.
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Ugh! Huh! Huh!
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Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!
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Baby.
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Mr Falco, sir, would you do a music
video for us? We've got 300 quid.
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Right, come on, Stef, let's go.
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Who that boy? Who does he belong to?
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Oh, that's Ash. He's...
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Shh.
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Let me observe.
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What's your name?
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I am Falco's personal assistant
and as such I have no name.
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You've got amazing eyes.
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Yeah, I know.
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I mean, like, you're properly
beautiful.
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Yeah, I've always been beautiful.
It's just how my face works.
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So, who is he?
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That's Ash. He's in the band.
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My method is deep penetration,
you understand.
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I must enter my subjects entirely.
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What are you saying?
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I'll make your video, but first I'll
need to spend an evening with you,
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"getting to know you,"
as ordinary people say.
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Boyfriend. Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Oh, my God.
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This is awesome.
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Naturally.
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Ash.
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We can't have sex
without Falco's approval.
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So, how do I get his approval?
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I can't tell you that.
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You can still look at me, though.
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I love pizza.
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I love all circular foods.
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So, what's the video
gonna look like?
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Tomorrow morning,
I will motion-capture you.
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Put you in special suits
and then, ah... boof!
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Afterwards I'll put in all
the dinosaurs and aliens and whatever I feel.
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Wicked.
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Ash, if your toe so much as grazes
my muff, I'll cut your foot off.
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Fuck. Sorry, man.
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So, Stef wants stardom, hm?
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Ash wants to have
his hips cast in plaster.
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What?
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I'm putting up the money
for this shoot.
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I'm casting your hips in plaster.
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Which Spice Girl are you?
What do you really, really want?
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I wanna play my fucking PlayStation.
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Dru, I sense pain, bewilderment.
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His dad sent him a letter.
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Shut the fuck up!
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Fathers and sons!
This is now very interesting to me.
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Yogop, research now, please.
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Does your father come
and visit you here?
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Visit?
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I haven't seen him in over 20 years,
so, no, he's never setting foot in here.
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Fuck him.
Fuck this, fuck that and fuck you!
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He normally likes pizza.
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The children are ready.
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Finally.
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I am the Pied Piper
and I want green rats!
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Christ, this is tight!
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It's like being born in reverse.
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Come along, children.
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I swear I dislocated a bollock
getting into this.
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That can't be fucking right.
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Yeah, man, this shit is tight.
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It'll be cool. Falco is a genius.
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This way.
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Whoa!
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It's like our flat, only cleaner.
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It's better, isn't it?
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Welcome home
to the house you never lived in.
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Are you pleased? Am I?
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Are you? Oh, the irony.
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First shot.
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Ashie, darling,
you're getting shaken by a gorilla.
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Shake back and forward.
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Stef, bend over and fix
the space-time wormhole.
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Fix it, fix it, fix it.
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Dru, on your knees in the middle.
You'll be looking up,
251
00:13:10,095 --> 00:13:13,854
and you're getting shot
by alien light beams.
252
00:13:13,855 --> 00:13:17,454
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop,
pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop!
253
00:13:17,455 --> 00:13:19,094
Pow, pow, pow.Yes, gratitude.
254
00:13:19,095 --> 00:13:21,494
Dru, gratitude. Gratitude!
255
00:13:21,495 --> 00:13:23,374
Tongue out!
256
00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:24,414
Er...
257
00:13:24,415 --> 00:13:25,894
Look up and say thank you.
258
00:13:25,895 --> 00:13:28,614
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
259
00:13:28,615 --> 00:13:29,654
Thank you.
260
00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:30,934
I love it. Make me love it.
261
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,134
Kissing you. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
262
00:13:33,135 --> 00:13:36,014
Thrust. Thrust.
263
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:39,214
Oh! Oh! Oh, yes, I love it.
264
00:13:39,215 --> 00:13:41,774
I'll just put this space helmet on
now.
265
00:13:41,775 --> 00:13:45,334
If I go upside-down,
the lasers won't affect me.
266
00:13:45,335 --> 00:13:49,094
Yes, the atmosphere is breathable.
The air tastes sweet.
267
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,414
Taste it. Taste it. Oh, yeah! Ah!
268
00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,414
Left to right. Left to right. Um!
269
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,254
Oh, yes. Yes, yes.
270
00:13:55,255 --> 00:13:58,214
Yes, yes. You're up. Now, now, now,
now. Bring him in, bring him in.
271
00:13:58,215 --> 00:13:59,534
Dru-Dru?
272
00:13:59,535 --> 00:14:01,094
What was that?
273
00:14:01,095 --> 00:14:02,974
Dru-Dru?
274
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:06,974
Daddy's back.
275
00:14:08,855 --> 00:14:11,294
I'm here for you, son.
276
00:14:11,295 --> 00:14:15,294
I love you.
We're gonna be together for ever.
277
00:14:19,295 --> 00:14:23,294
Dad?
278
00:14:23,535 --> 00:14:26,494
How's about a cuddle for Daddy?
279
00:14:26,495 --> 00:14:30,494
Arghh!
280
00:14:31,215 --> 00:14:33,814
And that's a wrap.
281
00:14:33,815 --> 00:14:36,214
Oh! Oh!
282
00:14:36,215 --> 00:14:40,214
Mate, you can stop now.
We've finished filming.
283
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:41,734
Is that Dru's dad?
284
00:14:41,735 --> 00:14:43,614
No.
285
00:14:43,615 --> 00:14:47,534
That's a security guard, but Yogop's
research indicated an adequate likeness.
286
00:14:47,535 --> 00:14:51,454
Go back to security shit.
287
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:55,454
I have what I need.
Thank you, gentlemen.
288
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:06,134
It feels so weird to be back
somewhere we kind of just were but kind of weren't.
289
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:10,774
My head is so fucked. How you doing,
Dru?
290
00:15:10,855 --> 00:15:14,854
Still nothing.
What is going on in there, man?
291
00:15:41,655 --> 00:15:44,174
? A baby's born in 1987
292
00:15:44,175 --> 00:15:48,094
? Into a family of love and care
293
00:15:48,095 --> 00:15:50,334
? His mummy treats him
like a gift from heaven
294
00:15:50,335 --> 00:15:53,454
? His daddy shows him
how to style his hair
295
00:15:53,455 --> 00:15:56,374
? A few years later
It's a cold December
296
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:59,534
? And Daddy needs
to buy some milk and juice
297
00:15:59,535 --> 00:16:02,414
? Dad, I want a Twix please
If you remember
298
00:16:02,415 --> 00:16:05,454
? The final words wasted!
If he only knew!
299
00:16:05,455 --> 00:16:08,814
? That Dad was running off
with the cleaner
300
00:16:08,815 --> 00:16:11,774
? She wasn't even fit
You should've seen her
301
00:16:11,775 --> 00:16:14,254
? If she had big tits
and no moustache at worst
302
00:16:14,255 --> 00:16:18,254
? Dad would have never ran away
cos I'd have bagged her first!
303
00:16:18,415 --> 00:16:21,414
? Dad was running off with a refugee
304
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:24,694
? Before his son had even learnt
his ABC
305
00:16:24,695 --> 00:16:27,534
? Before his son
had even learnt to climb a tree
306
00:16:27,535 --> 00:16:30,894
? And in case you hadn't noticed, Dad
That baby was me!
307
00:16:30,895 --> 00:16:34,014
? Daddy, I'll never see you
308
00:16:34,015 --> 00:16:37,454
? Daddy, you'll never see me too
309
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:40,334
? Daddy, you missed my birthday
310
00:16:40,335 --> 00:16:44,334
? And I miss you every Father's Day
Daddy, I want to see you
311
00:16:45,895 --> 00:16:49,894
? Daddy, do you want to see me too?
312
00:16:49,935 --> 00:16:53,014
? Daddy, are you OK?
313
00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:56,054
? So I guess this is
Happy Father's Day
314
00:16:56,055 --> 00:16:58,814
? I wonder if you even got my Twix
315
00:16:58,815 --> 00:17:02,814
? You probably gave it
to your Spanish bitch and them kids
316
00:17:02,895 --> 00:17:04,974
? Sorry if you think I'm being racist
317
00:17:04,975 --> 00:17:07,974
? But I don't want my Twix
in their Spanish faces
318
00:17:07,975 --> 00:17:11,974
? Dad? Just wondering if you've ever
felt someone else rip your heart out
319
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,854
? Put it in the fire
just to watch it melt
320
00:17:14,855 --> 00:17:17,454
? That's how I feel
I hope you come back
321
00:17:17,455 --> 00:17:20,494
? So I don't suffer
from another snack attack
322
00:17:20,495 --> 00:17:23,574
? Cos, Dad, when it feels like
your heart's stopped beating
323
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:27,214
? Some people turn to comfort eating
324
00:17:27,215 --> 00:17:29,534
? I can laugh now, now that I'm fine
325
00:17:29,535 --> 00:17:33,414
? But I was cramming pork pies
into my mouth five at a time
326
00:17:33,415 --> 00:17:37,414
? Cheestrings and chicken wings
KFC and Burger Kings, onion rings
327
00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:39,774
? I was eating all them things
328
00:17:39,775 --> 00:17:42,694
? I had to go on Jerry Springer
329
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,774
? Cos I was trying to eat
my sausage fingers
330
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:48,534
? Daddy, I'll never see you
331
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:51,894
? Daddy, you'll never see me too
332
00:17:51,895 --> 00:17:55,134
? Daddy, you missed my birthday
333
00:17:55,135 --> 00:17:57,934
? And I miss you every Father's Day
334
00:17:57,935 --> 00:18:01,494
? Daddy, I want to see you
335
00:18:01,495 --> 00:18:04,174
? Daddy, do you want to see me too?
336
00:18:04,175 --> 00:18:05,614
? Daddy, are you OK? ?
337
00:18:07,215 --> 00:18:11,214
? So I guess this is
Happy Father's Day. ?
338
00:18:27,015 --> 00:18:29,534
Hm. Shit! Check this out, mate.
339
00:18:29,535 --> 00:18:33,534
"Aspiring singer claims artist
used psychological torture
340
00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:36,574
"to make art piece instead of
promised pop video."
341
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,334
Poor guy.
342
00:18:38,335 --> 00:18:39,414
What an idiot!
343
00:18:39,415 --> 00:18:43,014
Oh, fuck!
344
00:18:43,015 --> 00:18:45,494
This is so very illegal!
345
00:18:45,495 --> 00:18:47,014
Can you get into his files or not?
346
00:18:47,015 --> 00:18:48,334
All right!
347
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,934
Impatient Peter!
348
00:18:50,935 --> 00:18:54,654
Right, here we go.
349
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,614
Falco's editing pipeline.
350
00:18:57,615 --> 00:19:01,614
Rough-cut file, and... open.
351
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:06,774
Booty call!
352
00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:08,374
Blimey. What's going on?
353
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,414
'Booty call!'
354
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:10,454
There aren't any spaceships.
355
00:19:10,455 --> 00:19:11,574
Booty call!
356
00:19:11,575 --> 00:19:14,574
If I go upside-down,
the lasers won't affect me.
357
00:19:14,575 --> 00:19:16,054
Booty call!
358
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,174
Half nine!
359
00:19:17,175 --> 00:19:19,974
There's nothing gay
about doing nails and doing hair.
360
00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:23,574
It appears that a merman
is making vigorous love to you.
361
00:19:23,575 --> 00:19:24,734
But he wasn't there before.
362
00:19:24,735 --> 00:19:28,734
Yes, the atmosphere is breathable.
The air tastes sweet.
363
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,694
OK! Booty call!
364
00:19:31,695 --> 00:19:32,694
Ooh!
365
00:19:32,695 --> 00:19:34,414
? ..I want to paint rainbows
on my toes... ?
366
00:19:34,415 --> 00:19:35,814
And bukkake!
367
00:19:35,815 --> 00:19:38,494
? ..I don't want a ho
I want a comforting look
368
00:19:38,495 --> 00:19:41,334
? When Noah kisses Allie
in The Notebook. ?
369
00:19:41,335 --> 00:19:42,574
Booty call!
370
00:19:42,575 --> 00:19:44,254
It's probably hard for you
to appreciate,
371
00:19:44,255 --> 00:19:46,414
but it's sort of genius.
372
00:19:46,415 --> 00:19:47,814
I mean...
373
00:19:47,815 --> 00:19:51,814
Guys?
374
00:19:52,975 --> 00:19:55,414
Now, let's look at the problem in
hand.
375
00:19:55,415 --> 00:19:58,814
If we don't steal back that footage,
you're dead meat.
376
00:19:58,815 --> 00:20:02,014
But Zoe's worked at the studio
and she's figured out a route in.
377
00:20:02,015 --> 00:20:04,734
OK, so here, there's a large air
vent.
378
00:20:04,735 --> 00:20:06,174
Cool, so we climb in that?
379
00:20:06,175 --> 00:20:09,054
Don't be stupid. Beside the
air vent, there's a door. We get someone inside
380
00:20:09,055 --> 00:20:10,614
and then we go in through there.
381
00:20:10,615 --> 00:20:14,614
So, we need to get someone inside
to distract Falco?
382
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,614
Can't I just have sex with Yogop?
383
00:20:21,615 --> 00:20:22,814
That's not gonna fly.
384
00:20:22,815 --> 00:20:25,614
On the plus side, there might be
some sex involved.
385
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:29,614
Well, that's awesome!
386
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,014
At least Ash did this bit right.
387
00:20:35,015 --> 00:20:36,934
I hope he doesn't get... well, raped.
388
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:40,934
Get a move on, then.
389
00:20:44,455 --> 00:20:45,654
Thanks for your call.
390
00:20:45,655 --> 00:20:47,974
Plastering your groin is important
work.
391
00:20:47,975 --> 00:20:50,014
I've got a question.
Does it involve the electrodes?
392
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:53,374
Oh, these? Don't even think about
these. It's not even switched on.
393
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:54,494
Oh.
394
00:20:54,495 --> 00:20:58,494
Shorts, vest, off.
395
00:21:00,655 --> 00:21:03,534
You don't mind if I pop
to the off-licence, do you, Dru?
396
00:21:03,535 --> 00:21:05,454
Ah, nice one, mate.
397
00:21:05,455 --> 00:21:09,454
Do you want anything?
398
00:21:12,215 --> 00:21:16,214
I like it.
399
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:26,414
Oh.
400
00:21:28,055 --> 00:21:29,454
Yeah, it was well weird.
401
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,214
He had me dressed up
as some bloke's dad.
402
00:21:31,215 --> 00:21:35,214
Don't know what he was playing at.
Anyway, how are you, mate?
403
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,014
Get it nice and hard, yes?
404
00:21:39,815 --> 00:21:41,734
20 fucking years it took you to
bring up a Twix!
405
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:42,814
What's wrong with you?!
406
00:21:42,815 --> 00:21:44,214
Let me go!
407
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:46,574
I'm not your dad -
I don't even know you!
408
00:21:46,575 --> 00:21:49,294
But you would have done if you
hadn't walked out! I was just a kid!
409
00:21:49,295 --> 00:21:51,774
Would it make you less angry
if I said sorry?
410
00:21:51,775 --> 00:21:53,414
Yes!
411
00:21:53,415 --> 00:21:57,414
Sorry for whatever I've done!
Now let me go!
412
00:21:58,415 --> 00:22:01,294
All right.
413
00:22:01,295 --> 00:22:02,814
Code red.
414
00:22:04,055 --> 00:22:05,454
Alarms. Alarms!
415
00:22:05,455 --> 00:22:06,494
Falco, no!
416
00:22:06,495 --> 00:22:08,854
I want you to feel how hard it is
with your hands.
417
00:22:08,855 --> 00:22:10,774
At last!
418
00:22:23,735 --> 00:22:26,934
Hey! Before you go, fuck me.
419
00:22:28,175 --> 00:22:29,494
What's the hold-up?
420
00:22:29,495 --> 00:22:31,174
Fuck, it won't come off.
421
00:22:31,175 --> 00:22:33,014
Yogop!
422
00:22:33,015 --> 00:22:34,094
Scheisse!
423
00:22:34,095 --> 00:22:36,654
It's too much!
424
00:22:36,655 --> 00:22:38,694
Why do you do this?
425
00:22:38,695 --> 00:22:41,734
Ash, come on! Hurry up!
Get in the bloody car!
426
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:45,734
Get a fucking move on!
427
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,574
Right.
428
00:22:50,575 --> 00:22:52,734
That is everything...
429
00:22:52,735 --> 00:22:54,294
deleted.
430
00:22:54,295 --> 00:22:57,974
Sayonara, merman.
431
00:22:57,975 --> 00:23:01,774
Right, Ash. You ready?
432
00:23:01,775 --> 00:23:03,494
Just do it.
433
00:23:03,495 --> 00:23:04,974
Sure?
434
00:23:04,975 --> 00:23:06,134
Yep!
435
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,174
Argh!
436
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,614
Oh.
437
00:23:11,615 --> 00:23:12,774
You all right, mate?
438
00:23:12,775 --> 00:23:15,214
I...I think I've wet my nappy.
439
00:23:15,215 --> 00:23:17,511
If he doesn't survive,
can I move in?
440
00:23:17,561 --> 00:23:22,111
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